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00:00:00Oh my god, there are so many hot sanders that I'm not nearly tipsy enough.

00:00:16I take it. I'm pretty beat. I think I'm gonna head on.

00:00:18No, sis. Don't be a Scrooge. Some of us have to work tomorrow.

00:00:22I am working my ass off to make sure you have a fun time tonight.

00:00:27What is the point of living in the sexiest city in the world if we're not gonna take full advantage?

00:00:31I take advantage.

00:00:32The night screenings of Harry Potter does not count.

00:00:35What if you meet your soulmate tonight?

00:00:37I promise you, my soulmate is not out at 2am dressed up as Santa Claus.

00:00:46Oh my god, he is so hot. He's totally checking you out.

00:00:50Probably because I look ridiculous.

00:00:52Every Santa needs a reindeer to ride and I am not stopping until I get you laid so come on, let's go.

00:01:11Oh my god, Santa Hottie is full on staring at you.

00:01:15He probably just thinks I'm someone else.

00:01:22Yeah, his soulmate.

00:01:23You know I don't believe in soulmates.

00:01:25Okay.

00:01:26I know you haven't dated since.

00:01:28I don't see his name.

00:01:29Since he who shall not be named.

00:01:31But Mia, college was a lifetime ago and I know he broke your heart, so I say this with love.

00:01:37You need to get the hell over it.

00:01:39I am over it.

00:01:40I'm just too busy to date right now.

00:01:42Work is crazy.

00:01:43It's the busy season at the library.

00:01:45You know you can't date a buck, right?

00:01:47A girl can dream.

00:01:49Okay.

00:01:50Forget soulmate.

00:01:51You just need to have fun and get laid.

00:01:54I bet Santa's great in bed.

00:01:56What?

00:01:57Hi ladies.

00:01:58Great outfits.

00:02:00You knew Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer could be so sexy.

00:02:03Sexy?

00:02:05I look like I belong to the zoo.

00:02:07Well, I'm a fan.

00:02:09This is my sister, Mia.

00:02:10She's totally single.

00:02:12Well, nice to meet you, Mia.

00:02:14I'm Deplin.

00:02:15Isn't that the name of the prince?

00:02:17I hear they're in town on some diplomacy tour.

00:02:20You know, French people stuff.

00:02:22Another round?

00:02:23Yeah.

00:02:24Cheers.

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00:03:05Cheers.

00:03:07So, do you come here often?

00:03:10You've got to be kidding me.

00:03:12What? Just conversation.

00:03:14Exotic accent and a couple free drinks normally work for you?

00:03:18You tell me.

00:03:19Absolutely not.

00:03:20Yeah, right. I bet you're secretly planning our wedding in your head right now.

00:03:25More like our divorce.

00:03:27Then I bet a lawyer.

00:03:29So judging by your accent, I'm assuming you're not from here?

00:03:34No, just visiting.

00:03:35What are you doing in town?

00:03:37Just various things.

00:03:40Sounds fascinating.

00:03:41Work stuff's boring.

00:03:43It's more interesting things to talk about, such as your beautiful brown eyes.

00:03:48You're going to have to do way better than that.

00:03:52Am I?

00:03:53Wow, cocky.

00:03:55I just know what I want.

00:03:56Just go for it, Mia.

00:04:12Can't stop when your heart is on the line.

00:04:17Can't stop, no.

00:04:18Can't stop all the night.

00:04:20Can't stop when your heart is on the line.

00:04:25Can't stop him?

00:04:25Can't stop.

00:04:26It's automatic.

00:04:27Come on.

00:04:27Can't stop.

00:04:28Can't stop, no.

00:04:29Can't stop.

00:04:30Picking up beside you like it's a habit

00:04:33Don't know what would happen, oh yeah

00:04:39We do this every time, it's just so classic

00:04:43Still don't know why we let go

00:04:47I'm trying to find a little closure

00:04:49I guess we just need some time

00:04:51And if you wanna come on over

00:04:54Well baby, that's alright

00:04:56But you hate me if I pull you closer

00:04:59If only for another night

00:05:02Trying baby, but I just can't forget you

00:05:07Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:10Can't stop when your heart is on the line

00:05:15Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:20You're coming home with me

00:05:23Like hell I am

00:05:25Come on, you want me bad

00:05:28What an arrogant asshole

00:05:31Jared

00:05:33Let me know when you're done calling me names

00:05:35So I can call my car

00:05:36Fine, let's go

00:05:41I love America

00:05:58Oh, before we go any further I need to tell you something

00:06:13Don't tell me you're married

00:06:15I can't do that again

00:06:17No, I just want you to know I'm not looking for anything serious

00:06:20We can have fun right now

00:06:22But afterwards I don't want to date you or even know you

00:06:24It's a one-time thing to help me get back out there

00:06:27Oh, Mia

00:06:29What?

00:06:30Might be my dream woman

00:06:31Great

00:06:32So let's agree to have mind-blowing sex

00:06:34And then never speak again

00:06:35Yeah

00:06:36You hit me with the A-G-Y

00:06:54I'ma hit you with the B-Boy

00:06:56You told me that I'm too closed off but

00:06:59You know that I'm not involved with playboys

00:07:03I don't want to be your play toy

00:07:05Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold

00:07:11You hit me with the A-G-Y

00:07:13You hit me with the what you're doing

00:07:15I'ma hit you with the nothing much

00:07:17As if it's any of your business

00:07:20What I'm even doing though

00:07:22You told me that you want to come through

00:07:25Play toy

00:07:26I can't let you flip through my pages

00:07:29And hold me close

00:07:32Like those playboys

00:07:34I don't want to be your play toy

00:07:37Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold

00:08:04Where is it?

00:08:24Well good morning to you too

00:08:26I can't find my bra

00:08:27And I'm late for work

00:08:29Where do you work?

00:08:31The library

00:08:32So what are you so stressed about?

00:08:34Is there a book emergency?

00:08:35Can you just shut up and help me find it?

00:08:38Can't do anything before 9am

00:08:40Wow thanks so much for your help

00:08:42I'm just gonna go

00:08:43You're going to get a coffee?

00:08:45I'd love one

00:08:46Two creams, one sugar

00:08:47Thanks doll

00:08:48Seriously?

00:08:51Fine I'll order in

00:08:52Breakfast?

00:08:54You Americans love everything deep fried

00:08:56What are you doing?

00:08:58Being a gentleman

00:09:00We had an agreement

00:09:01Remember?

00:09:04Sorry I was in a tad habit last night

00:09:09How much weight are you?

00:09:11Oh my god

00:09:12It's not that kind of agreement

00:09:13My apologies

00:09:14Wow

00:09:19I had no idea you were such a slut

00:09:22Didn't realize you were so uptight

00:09:26Look

00:09:28I just want to find my bra

00:09:31Go to work

00:09:32And never ever speak to you again

00:09:34Yes

00:09:35Of course

00:09:36Let's find that bra

00:09:37And get you out of my life forever

00:09:38Who is that?

00:09:43It's probably my stepmom

00:09:44Oh my god

00:09:46You live with your parents?

00:09:48You really don't know who I am

00:09:49Since when was Santa so cocky?

00:09:53Since when was Rudolph such a bitch?

00:09:56Wow

00:09:56Where you going?

00:10:01I would rather go bra-less

00:10:03Than spend another suck-it with you

00:10:05Finally

00:10:06But you agree on something

00:10:19Good morning

00:10:27Your Royal Highness

00:10:28Good morning

00:10:45It was

00:10:45Until I had to deal with

00:10:46Your latest shenanigans

00:10:48I can't imagine what you mean

00:10:50I was a good boy

00:10:51In bed by nine

00:10:52Really?

00:10:54With yet another girl?

00:10:55Of course not

00:10:56Can you please pass me the bar?

00:10:58The maid found this

00:11:00When making up your room this morning

00:11:02Well that's my bra

00:11:06I've been looking for it everywhere

00:11:07It's really my colour

00:11:08Don't you think?

00:11:10Now you see here

00:11:11We didn't make this diplomacy trip

00:11:13Ahead of your coronation

00:11:15So you could bed

00:11:16A different American

00:11:17Every night

00:11:18That is no way

00:11:19For the future king to behave

00:11:21My apologies

00:11:22I just see

00:11:23I'll be on my best behaviour

00:11:26Starting now

00:11:27Good

00:11:27Because this trip

00:11:28Isn't just about

00:11:29Fostering goodwill

00:11:30Between our nations

00:11:31We're here on a mission

00:11:33What are we doing?

00:11:35I'm afraid the palace

00:11:36Is in dire need

00:11:37Of some funds

00:11:38We're broke

00:11:39Father left me

00:11:41A generous inheritance

00:11:42When he passed

00:11:43For you personally

00:11:44Yes

00:11:44But it takes a small fortune

00:11:46To run the palace every day

00:11:47So what are we going to do?

00:11:51Not to worry

00:11:52I have a plan

00:11:52As always

00:11:53It seems that

00:11:55We are to be guests of honour

00:11:56At the governor's

00:11:57Winter masquerade ball tonight

00:11:59Unfortunately

00:12:00The governor is travelling

00:12:01On business

00:12:01But his daughter

00:12:02Courtney will be there

00:12:03And she has his ear

00:12:05Whatever she wants

00:12:06He agrees to

00:12:07I plan to tactfully

00:12:09Ask her for a loan

00:12:10Brilliant

00:12:12How can I help?

00:12:14By not further

00:12:15Embarrassing the crown

00:12:17The governor

00:12:19Is very conservative

00:12:21He has very

00:12:22Traditional values

00:12:24If he hears

00:12:25About your wild antics

00:12:27Running around

00:12:28With different women

00:12:29There is no way

00:12:29He'll agree to the loan

00:12:31Of course

00:12:32I'll do my very best

00:12:35You'd better

00:12:36Or there won't be

00:12:38A crown for you

00:12:38To inherit

00:12:39Get rid of this immediately

00:13:05We've got a press conference

00:13:16At the plaza

00:13:17A luncheon

00:13:18With the American

00:13:18Diplomats Association

00:13:20A fundraiser

00:13:21For Doctors Without Borders

00:13:22A private tour

00:13:23Of the Guggenheim

00:13:24Front row

00:13:25At the Gucci show

00:13:26And invitations

00:13:27To drinks

00:13:28With three

00:13:29Different Kardashians

00:13:30Also

00:13:31Your fan mail

00:13:33Has just arrived

00:13:34This is just

00:13:39From today

00:13:40Shall I bring

00:13:46The car around?

00:13:47No

00:13:47I think I'll walk

00:13:48Walk?

00:13:50Are you feeling alright?

00:13:52Yes

00:13:52I've never felt better

00:13:54Hey

00:13:55You fetch me that bra

00:13:56And to return it

00:13:58To its rightful owner

00:13:59Sir

00:14:00I could handle this

00:14:01Myself

00:14:02That sort of errand

00:14:03Is a little beneath you

00:14:05Trust me

00:14:06I know

00:14:07This is the last thing

00:14:08I want to do

00:14:09But I'm afraid

00:14:10I might not have

00:14:10To handle this myself

00:14:11It's a sensitive matter

00:14:12Must be handled discreetly

00:14:14Certainly sir

00:14:16I'll go fetch it for you

00:14:17Perfect

00:14:18Now tell me Henry

00:14:20Where does one find

00:14:22A

00:14:23Library

00:14:24Tell me

00:14:27Put it along

00:14:27With you

00:14:28I'll go fetch your

00:14:28Brick

00:14:29And we

00:14:30Will

00:14:31Find

00:14:31New

00:14:32Do

00:14:33Find

00:14:34gasem

00:14:34Are you

00:14:35Food

00:14:36One

00:14:37Best

00:14:38Dinner

00:14:39Are you

00:14:39moms

00:14:40Boone

00:14:41ruth

00:14:42Ba位

00:14:42Boone

00:14:43Ol

00:14:45Boone

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00:14:48Boone

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00:14:50Boone

00:14:51Boone

00:14:51Booh

00:14:52Boone

00:14:53Boone

00:14:54Boone

00:14:54What happened to the wheelchair?

00:15:24Bikna, split up! Switch up! Bikna!

00:15:26Bikna, split up!

00:15:36Where is he?

00:15:38Find it! Where'd he go?

00:15:40Bikna?

00:15:42Bikna, split up!

00:15:52What the hell are you doing here?

00:15:54Come with me!

00:15:56There he is!

00:15:58There he is!

00:16:04I hate my paparazzi following you, who are you?

00:16:06Just the fact!

00:16:08Oh, because telling a woman to calm down is always such a great idea!

00:16:12I think he went this way! Follow me!

00:16:18Hurry! You've gotta get a shot!

00:16:34What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:36It was just my last reasonable!

00:16:38Good, because that didn't mean anything to me!

00:16:40Didn't mean anything to me!

00:16:42Didn't mean anything to me anymore!

00:16:44You're a child!

00:16:46How the hell do I get out of here?

00:16:48Are you afraid you're gonna learn something?

00:16:50Just show me the way out!

00:16:52Gladly!

00:16:54What were you doing in a library anyway?

00:17:06Just returning a book!

00:17:08Just returning a book!

00:17:10Thanks!

00:17:12Yeah!

00:17:14Yeah!

00:17:16Well...

00:17:18Goodbye forever, I suppose?

00:17:22Yeah!

00:17:24Goodbye forever, I suppose?

00:17:26Yeah!

00:17:28Goodbye forever, I suppose?

00:17:30Так cut it!

00:17:32It's...

00:17:33I'll be through the okay now.

00:17:34There's no news to them!

00:17:36Sure!

00:17:37Well...

00:17:38I namely told you...

00:17:40Well it was a good sign.

00:17:41You know, you know what I answer to them...

00:17:42Fessor was rewards!

00:17:43Great friends!

00:17:44Pessor, don't be in降, but for sure it's over.

00:17:45I-

00:17:54How can you be so blatantly disrespectful?

00:18:21Well, that was fast.

00:18:25Didn't I just warn you about the dangers of drawing negative attention?

00:18:28This makes us look like tabloid trash.

00:18:31The governor will never lend us the money now.

00:18:33Your careless affairs might cost us the entire crowd.

00:18:37I can explain.

00:18:39You've left me no choice but to delay your coronation.

00:18:42Perhaps indefinitely.

00:18:44You can't do that.

00:18:45She's not just a random girl.

00:18:47She's my new girlfriend, Mia.

00:18:49Oh, really?

00:18:50And who is this Mia?

00:18:52Well, she's a respectable young woman.

00:18:56She's a librarian.

00:18:58A librarian?

00:18:59Mm-hmm.

00:19:00How common.

00:19:01But that's just her cover.

00:19:04She's actually a princess.

00:19:07Oh, really?

00:19:08Of what country?

00:19:10A small island off the coast of Italy.

00:19:14And what is the name of this island?

00:19:19Umbrellia.

00:19:20Umbrellia?

00:19:21Yes.

00:19:22Umbrellia.

00:19:23It's a beautiful little hidden gem.

00:19:25Her family's reign goes back centuries, and her parents settled in America after they made a fortune in the diamond trade.

00:19:33Interesting.

00:19:34So that would mean that her family is...

00:19:39Filthy rich.

00:19:41Well, this is fabulous news.

00:19:44Of course, you'll have to make your debut as soon as possible so the press can report that this isn't another one of your random hookups.

00:19:50How about the couple makes their debut with the Governor's Masquerade Bowl?

00:19:55Shut up, Henry.

00:19:56We're in the middle of an important conversation.

00:19:59I've got it.

00:20:00You can make your debut at the Governor's Masquerade Bowl tonight.

00:20:04Wonderful!

00:20:05Wonderful.

00:20:06Wonderful.

00:20:07Wonderful.

00:20:09Why didn't you tell me he was a prince, Kit?

00:20:13Sorry, sis.

00:20:14I seriously didn't recognize him with a Santa outfit.

00:20:17But how come you didn't recognize him when he took his clothes off?

00:20:20Wasn't wearing my glasses?

00:20:23When are the paparazzi gonna leave me alone?

00:20:27Mia, this is the prince.

00:20:29This is like a really big deal.

00:20:31Oh, whatever.

00:20:32All this King and Queen stuff is so...

00:20:34Ugh.

00:20:35Nonsense.

00:20:36I just hate all this attention.

00:20:39It's such a nightmare.

00:20:40A nightmare?

00:20:41Mia, you hooking up with the prince is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.

00:20:44Well, don't get too excited.

00:20:46It was a one-time thing.

00:20:48Two times.

00:20:49But...

00:20:50He's cocky and arrogant and shallow and here?

00:20:53Mia!

00:20:54What?

00:20:55Mia, please let me up!

00:20:56The prince, he's...

00:20:57Mia!

00:20:58He's downstairs.

00:20:59I really need to talk to you!

00:21:00What are you doing here?

00:21:02I need to talk to you.

00:21:05Privately.

00:21:06I'll just be in my room.

00:21:07Listening to every single word.

00:21:09You didn't think to mention you were literal royalty?

00:21:10I'm sorry.

00:21:11You just didn't seem to care who I was and it was just so refreshing.

00:21:13Plus, it's just common knowledge.

00:21:14People just know who I am.

00:21:15Right.

00:21:16Listen, we had our one night of fun, but I meant what I said was really a one-time thing.

00:21:28I hate all of this attention.

00:21:29Yeah.

00:21:30I'm just a normal girl.

00:21:31Exactly.

00:21:32You're the type of respectable young woman that would look great on my own and help people

00:21:35take me more seriously as their future king.

00:21:37I'm not following.

00:21:38Hear me out.

00:21:39If we can just pretend to be a happy couple that is madly in love, until my coronation

00:21:53next week, he'll ensure the good graces of the press and my kingdom, we have to prepare

00:21:58you with your face.

00:21:59That's what I like.

00:22:00couple that is madly in love until my coronation next week he'll ensure the good graces of the

00:22:06press my kingdom and most important the queen but then for me being on my arm isn't enough

00:22:15no i'm gonna give you a lot of money yeah excuse me we're not talking library money

00:22:22we're talking money that will change your life oh my god i know a genius plan right

00:22:28you arrogant prick you think you can throw your money around and buy a girlfriend like a pizza

00:22:38well i can't be bought so take your life-changing money and get the hell out of my house

00:22:48i don't understand let me translate it for you get out

00:22:55why didn't me arrive with us

00:23:25she had work but she will be here she better be everyone is expecting your debut tonight as a

00:23:31couple don't fuck this up

00:23:34what injury might your majesty

00:23:43courtney how lovely to meet you the pleasure is all mine my father will be so disappointed to have missed you

00:23:50oh please give him my regards let me introduce you to my son declin

00:23:57i wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that you could pass on to your father

00:24:12absolutely

00:24:27thank you

00:24:30thank you

00:24:32thank you

00:24:36thank you

00:24:37I need to find the prints right now.

00:25:03Easy.

00:25:04Governor's Winter Ball.

00:25:06Okay, stalker.

00:25:07Don't insult my hobbies.

00:25:09I need to go talk to them.

00:25:10Uh, not like that you're not.

00:25:14We gotta get you all ready.

00:25:20So, if we could just get a modest loan,

00:25:23the palace, the whole country, really would be so grateful.

00:25:27I'm sure my father would be happy to oblige.

00:25:30Great, it's settled.

00:25:31Not so fast.

00:25:33I'll encourage my father to give you the loan on one condition.

00:25:38Anything.

00:25:39My father would do anything to ensure my happiness.

00:25:42And what would make me happy is him.

00:25:45That's no problem at all.

00:25:50Good.

00:25:51But until he's mine, you won't see a cent.

00:25:54Now, young lady, no one gives orders around here besides me.

00:25:58My son's current girlfriend is a princess with a large fortune.

00:26:04I can assure you, no one has more money than my father,

00:26:08which you would have full access to.

00:26:11And if the prince and I were to marry,

00:26:13well, I would assure that you would maintain complete control of the throne behind the scenes.

00:26:19Young lady, you have a deal.

00:26:21Can I have this dance?

00:26:41Can I have this dance?

00:26:43Do I have a choice?

00:26:45Follow my lead.

00:26:51Smile from the camera, Princess Mia.

00:27:06Who are you wearing, princess?

00:27:08We...

00:27:08Oh, love the mask choice.

00:27:10Why are they calling me princess?

00:27:11We need to talk.

00:27:12Now.

00:27:13You two want to pose together?

00:27:14Real quick, just one more.

00:27:15Just one more?

00:27:17Who the hell is that?

00:27:18That's his girlfriend, the princess.

00:27:21Don't worry, I'll take care of her.

00:27:23You better.

00:27:24Or the palace won't get a dime, your highness.

00:27:34Why on earth would you tell them I'm a princess?

00:27:36I'm like the opposite of that.

00:27:37Trust me, I'm aware.

00:27:39But I had to explain the photo.

00:27:40I just started lying and I couldn't stop.

00:27:42I mean, a princess sounds better than a librarian.

00:27:46Of course, because being a good person with a normal job isn't good enough.

00:27:49Nothing is good enough for you people.

00:27:51Look, look, I'm sorry I lied.

00:27:52But what's done is done.

00:27:53And let's make the best of things.

00:27:56Let's move forward to my proposal.

00:27:57What makes you think I would ever go through with your idiotic plan?

00:28:01Because why else are you here?

00:28:04Pure desperation.

00:28:05My favorite trait of all, you'll be my loving, doting girlfriend, Princess Mia, until my coronation next week, in exchange for cold hard cash.

00:28:16And after that, you'll never ever have to speak with me again.

00:28:18We'll have ourselves a deal.

00:28:22Deal.

00:28:22But no more hooking up, or anything like that.

00:28:26This is strictly business now.

00:28:29Trust me, that won't be a problem.

00:28:46No.

00:28:47No.

00:28:48No.

00:28:49No.

00:28:50No.

00:28:52No.

00:29:12What are you reading for?

00:29:14For fun?

00:29:15You wouldn't know fun if it'd beat you in the ass.

00:29:18Says the guy that has to pay a girl to hang out with him.

00:29:20All right.

00:29:22All right.

00:29:22Enough foreplay.

00:29:24We have a lot of work to do.

00:29:26Your performance last night left much to be desired.

00:29:29Got a lot of work to turn you into a proper princess.

00:29:32It's not my fault that you lied about who I really am.

00:29:34True.

00:29:35But if you want a dime of that money that I promised you, you'll make it your mission to become Princess Mia.

00:29:41Fine.

00:29:42I'll do it.

00:29:43But was all of this really necessary?

00:29:48I had to ensure our absolute privacy.

00:29:50If this lie gets out, the Queen will delay my coronation perhaps indefinitely.

00:29:54We're not leaving this room until you're a proper princess.

00:29:57Now, let's get you royal.

00:30:00What about the Queen?

00:30:01Isn't she going to be back soon?

00:30:03She's out shopping.

00:30:05She'll be out all afternoon.

00:30:06Now, let's get to work.

00:30:07Okay.

00:31:13I'm exhausted.

00:31:27I'm going to go.

00:31:28Stay for that, my God.

00:31:30I insist.

00:31:36What the hell are you doing?

00:31:37You'll have to sleep over, I'm afraid.

00:31:39They'll keep the appearance that we're a real couple.

00:31:42Who cares?

00:31:43The press isn't here.

00:31:44The help is watching my every move.

00:31:46Oh, my God.

00:31:48What have they seen?

00:31:52How do you live like this?

00:31:54That's all I know.

00:31:56Oh, my God.

00:31:57I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such an asshole.

00:32:00Thanks, baby.

00:32:01So you'll sleep with me?

00:32:02I mean, you'll sleep over.

00:32:07Yes, but I'm not happy about it.

00:32:09I'm going to have a shower.

00:32:12No peeking.

00:32:13In your dreams.

00:32:15Hey, you're brave enough to call my name.

00:32:37Hey, you're brave enough to come and stay.

00:32:40Hey.

00:32:41Hey.

00:32:42Hey.

00:33:04You're brave enough to cry.

00:33:07Hey.

00:33:08Yeah, oh, oh, oh.

00:33:38You sure you're okay down there?

00:34:00Oh, you're worried about me.

00:34:02I'm not.

00:34:03I mean, I don't care.

00:34:05I just can't hear you complain all night.

00:34:07I'm fine.

00:34:09Thanks.

00:34:17Just come sleep in the bed.

00:34:20Will you insist?

00:34:32Better not try anything.

00:34:34In your dreams, princess.

00:34:35I can't wait until this arrangement is over.

00:34:39Finally, we agree on something.

00:34:41I need to speak to the prince at once.

00:35:02I'm afraid he's still sleeping.

00:35:04Well then, wake him up, you fool!

00:35:05But, um, I don't think he's alone.

00:35:09Good morning, sir.

00:35:38Sorry to wake you, but the Queen has asked to speak with you.

00:35:41Now.

00:35:42Of course, I'll get dressed.

00:35:43No.

00:35:44You.

00:35:49Practice is over.

00:35:51It's time for the real test, Princess.

00:35:58Hi, Henry.

00:36:01Hello, Mia.

00:36:03Your Majesty.

00:36:04You look even more beautiful up close.

00:36:07I wanted us to have a chance to properly get to know each other.

00:36:11It's been quite whirlwind for you.

00:36:12Yes, it's been a crazy past few days.

00:36:15Well, you should be used to all this, what with your upbringing.

00:36:18Of course.

00:36:19I was practically born in a ball gown.

00:36:22Tell me, where does your family summer?

00:36:26Uh, the pool?

00:36:29I mean, uh, all over.

00:36:31Paris, Italy, you name it, we summer there.

00:36:35Uh, tell me more about your family's royal heritage.

00:36:40We come from a small island off the coast of Italy.

00:36:43It's gorgeous.

00:36:44You should totally come visit sometime.

00:36:46My parents made their fortune in emeralds and immigrated here.

00:36:51Diamonds.

00:36:52Excuse me?

00:36:53The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:37:00The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:37:06Right.

00:37:07Diamonds, emeralds, you name it.

00:37:09We made a fortune in it.

00:37:10Would you like some tea?

00:37:15Uh, no thank you.

00:37:17I'm trying to cut back.

00:37:19Being a princess yourself, I'm sure you've given some thought to our monarchy.

00:37:28After all, it might be you sitting up there ruling with the prince someday.

00:37:32You're right.

00:37:34Uh, I mean, yeah, right.

00:37:36Not a fan of our monarchy, are you?

00:37:39Um, honestly?

00:37:43Please.

00:37:45Not really.

00:37:46At least I'm not a fan of the way the monarchy has been doing things for the past 500 years.

00:37:51I believe the point of the crown is to serve the people.

00:37:55To do good.

00:37:56My dear, the point of the crown is to uphold tradition and to give the people something to aspire to.

00:38:04With all due respect, I think that way of thinking is of the past.

00:38:10I'm more about the future.

00:38:12But if I have anything to say about it...

00:38:14How are my two favorite ladies?

00:38:19Ah, Mia, would you give me a moment to have a word with my son in private?

00:38:25No problem.

00:38:26I have to pee anyway.

00:38:27There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:36There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:40Why not?

00:38:41She is not properly trained.

00:38:43What, is she a horse?

00:38:44I thought you wanted me to have a girlfriend.

00:38:46I do, but a more suitable match.

00:38:49But I...

00:38:50The press love her.

00:38:52There's something off about her.

00:38:54So she's a little different, but the status quo is boring.

00:38:57Not boring.

00:38:59Classic.

00:39:00You need to be with someone who will ensure that our traditions outlive us all.

00:39:05You married into this family.

00:39:07They're not even your traditions.

00:39:08Like hell they're not.

00:39:09If it weren't for me, this palace would be in shambles.

00:39:12I promised your father on his deathbed that I would uphold the crown and make sure to keep you in line.

00:39:20It is of the utmost importance that you make a suitable match.

00:39:25You need to be with someone educated and refined.

00:39:29Someone like Courtney.

00:39:30Mia's special.

00:39:32Like, you just have to get to know the way that I have.

00:39:35I promise she's mesmerizing.

00:39:37Declan, it's only a matter of time before everyone knows the truth.

00:39:42Mia is not queen material.

00:39:50Mia!

00:39:52Mia!

00:39:58Mia, please, wait!

00:39:59Just leave me alone.

00:40:00I'm sorry.

00:40:02The queen can be harsh, but she means well.

00:40:04I cannot believe you're defending her.

00:40:06I'm truly sorry.

00:40:07It killed me to have a talk about you like that.

00:40:09I wanted to know you.

00:40:10The real you.

00:40:12Because you're amazing.

00:40:13I don't care.

00:40:14I'm just here for the money, remember?

00:40:16This is all fake.

00:40:17Is this all really just a paycheck to you?

00:40:18Yep.

00:40:19You don't mean that.

00:40:20Come on, Mia.

00:40:21Give us a smile.

00:40:22Don't tell me what I mean.

00:40:23Mia, smile for me, Dave.

00:40:24Mia.

00:40:26I'm really starting to like you.

00:40:28For real.

00:40:29Give me a break.

00:40:31I am just another one of your shiny new toys.

00:40:33You'll be bored of me in no time and back to your drawer full of condo.

00:40:36Mia, Mia, Mia.

00:40:37Will you all ship?

00:40:38Leave me alone.

00:40:40Mia, come on.

00:40:40We just want one phone.

00:40:41Hey.

00:40:42Oh.

00:40:44Not again.

00:40:45Are you okay?

00:40:47I am now.

00:40:49Of course.

00:40:53Cops?

00:40:53If this gets out, I'm finished.

00:40:56We need to get out of here.

00:40:57Someone or no one can find us.

00:40:58It's not off green.

00:41:00I know the perfect place.

00:41:01Come with me.

00:41:01Okay.

00:41:11Well, well, well.

00:41:12There's a sight for sore eyes.

00:41:15Oh, hey, Daddy.

00:41:17And who do we have here?

00:41:19This is just a friend.

00:41:21Hello, sir.

00:41:22I'm Declan.

00:41:22Mia's boyfriend.

00:41:23Oh, Mia.

00:41:25You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.

00:41:28Yep.

00:41:28He's my boyfriend.

00:41:29We're super in love.

00:41:33It's nice to meet you, sir.

00:41:35Who are you calling, sir?

00:41:38Call me Charlie.

00:41:40I'm welcome, son.

00:41:45Let me know if there's anything I do to help.

00:41:48Declan, it's okay.

00:41:49Sure, sure.

00:41:51The cows aren't going to milk themselves.

00:41:53We don't have cows.

00:41:55Come on.

00:41:56Let's do it.

00:42:57You're welcome. Mia's easy to love.

00:43:02It's so nice to have you home.

00:43:05Well, I still have a home.

00:43:07Look, I'm sure Mia already told you we're going to lose the farm.

00:43:12I can't afford the mortgage anymore.

00:43:18Mia never said anything.

00:43:19Oh, enough of the depressing vibes.

00:43:29You're welcome.

00:43:32Come with me.

00:43:34Yeah.

00:43:35Hey, remember, in my house, you're still a virgin.

00:43:49I can't believe you grew up out here.

00:43:51Is this your idea of fun?

00:44:00Playing dress up in your dad's old clothing?

00:44:02Hey, when you're in the country, you'll have to get creative.

00:44:06Have a look.

00:44:14Like the opposite of a prince.

00:44:21Perfect.

00:44:22Well, why didn't you say anything about your dad being hurt?

00:44:32Kind of a heavy story.

00:44:35I can do heavy.

00:44:38Please.

00:44:39When I was really little, I got sick.

00:44:48Pneumonia.

00:44:50And I was in and out of the hospital.

00:44:54Medical bills were really high.

00:44:57My dad was working around the clock trying to make as much money as possible.

00:45:01I was exhausted, barely sleeping, and there was an accident.

00:45:05He was exhausted, barely sleeping, and there was an accident.

00:45:12Fell off of his tractor, and it ran him over.

00:45:17Nearly snapped his spine in half.

00:45:21I mean, it was just really hard for him to do work around the farm.

00:45:24It was really stressful.

00:45:26And my mom.

00:45:28She's doing everything.

00:45:32And I think it broke her.

00:45:35You know, one day she went to go get groceries and

00:45:40never came back.

00:45:45Oh, Mia.

00:45:47I know I was just a kid, and I know it wasn't my fault, but

00:45:50I just think that deep down, I think that everything bad that happens is because of me.

00:45:58I totally get it.

00:46:00You do?

00:46:02Yeah.

00:46:03My real mom died when I was little.

00:46:07She was in a car accident on her way to go and watch me at swim practice.

00:46:13I hate swimming to this day.

00:46:16That's awful.

00:46:17I'm so sorry.

00:46:21Thanks.

00:46:24You know, when people say that, I usually feel their pity.

00:46:26But with you, you know, it feels different.

00:46:33Not only share the same pain, it helps ease it a little.

00:46:38So, thank you.

00:46:51Can I show you something?

00:46:51Yeah.

00:46:56Not bad.

00:47:02Ready to swim again?

00:47:04Make some new memories?

00:47:08Not quite ready yet.

00:47:11That's okay.

00:47:13We can just look at it for now.

00:47:15Baby steps.

00:47:18Thanks.

00:47:18Hmm.

00:47:19Mm.

00:47:23Mm.

00:47:24Mm.

00:47:24So, are you excited about your coronation?

00:47:54Yeah, of course.

00:47:59You don't sound very excited.

00:48:03I'm pretty nervous to become king.

00:48:05I mean, I'm going to be leading an entire nation, and I've got so many plans of where

00:48:10to take our country, but nobody takes me seriously.

00:48:14Just, they think I'm a silly potty boy.

00:48:17What are your ideas?

00:48:19The dumb, forget it.

00:48:21How can you be the judge of that?

00:48:24Okay.

00:48:25I'm very passionate about the environment, and I love finding alternative forms of energy.

00:48:32In my country, there's some of the most intense winds in the world, and there are these wind

00:48:37turbines that are state-of-the-art, and they can harness that energy.

00:48:43They can convert for cars, planes, buildings, homes, you name it.

00:48:51Wow.

00:48:52That's actually a really good idea.

00:48:54Really?

00:48:55Yeah, you're really smart.

00:48:56Why are you such a fuck-up?

00:49:02Well, when my father passed away, it was just, it was a lot.

00:49:08It was a bit too much, in fact.

00:49:11So, I just numb out.

00:49:12I had a party.

00:49:13Yeah, I relate.

00:49:14Yeah, right, Miss Perfect.

00:49:15Me?

00:49:16I didn't even finish college.

00:49:17Why not?

00:49:18Let's just talk about something else.

00:49:19Come on.

00:49:20I just poured my heart.

00:49:21The least you can do is return the favor.

00:49:22Fine.

00:49:23So, I went to a very fancy school.

00:49:24I was a scholarship student, of course, so I felt out of place already, insecure.

00:49:28But, you know, I didn't even finish college.

00:49:29I didn't even finish college.

00:49:30Why not?

00:49:31I didn't even finish college.

00:49:32Why not?

00:49:33Let's just talk about something else.

00:49:34Come on.

00:49:35I just poured my heart.

00:49:36The least you can do is return the favor.

00:49:37Fine.

00:49:38I went to a very fancy school.

00:49:41I was a scholarship student, of course, so I felt out of place already, insecure.

00:49:51But I met this boy, and I fell so madly, hopelessly in love.

00:50:02It was the most amazing feeling in the world.

00:50:06It felt like I was flying.

00:50:10And then I walked in on him cheating on me with someone else.

00:50:17It wasn't just someone else.

00:50:20It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.

00:50:28I spiraled.

00:50:30I couldn't sleep with my loan study, and I ended up dropping out of college.

00:50:41I just think that getting cheated on was confirmation of my deepest fear that I'm not good enough.

00:50:55Well, the Mia that I know is more than enough.

00:51:00She's likable.

00:51:03Even lovable.

00:51:06She's amazing.

00:51:08What about the rules?

00:51:21Scree the rules.

00:51:23Scree the rules.

00:51:27Scree the rules.

00:51:28Okay.

00:51:29I'm gonna leave you.

00:51:30I just wanna wait.

00:51:31I'm gonna leave you in the next one.

00:51:32I want to go there.

00:51:33So I go there.

00:51:34Okay.

00:51:35I wanna be leaving.

00:51:36I'm gonna leave you in the next one.

00:51:38I'll go there.

00:51:40I know.

00:51:42I'm gonna retire.

00:51:43Let me go there.

00:51:44I'll go there.

00:51:45I'll leave you in the next one.

00:51:46Maybe you just can go there.

00:51:47So you can…

00:51:48.

00:52:18I can't believe the prince is dating Mia and he hasn't seen through her lies yet.

00:52:33What do you mean?

00:52:35Well, I know where they are. Obviously they're hiding at Mia's farm.

00:52:40Farm? I thought Mia was a princess.

00:52:44Mia! I can assure you she is the furthest thing from a princess.

00:52:51Tell me everything.

00:53:14Henry, it's not a good time.

00:53:22I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

00:53:25Whatever it is, it's got to wait.

00:53:27It's the queen. She's had a stroke.

00:53:31I'm sorry. I came as soon as I heard.

00:53:46After being MIA for a week or so doing God knows what with that girlfriend of yours.

00:53:52Please stay calm. The doctor said you need to minimize stress.

00:53:56How am I supposed to stay calm when your little girlfriend has made a fool of us all?

00:54:02Turns out everyone's favorite new princess is a total fraud.

00:54:07She's a poor farmer's daughter, certainly the furthest thing from a princess.

00:54:13She works in a library, and her sister is a waitress.

00:54:19Mia claims her charmed family made a fortune in the diamond industry, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

00:54:26In fact, she comes from a very broken home.

00:54:29Her father was in a nearly fatal tractor accident when she was young,

00:54:34and her mom took off for groceries one day and never came home.

00:54:38Poor Prince got played.

00:54:41Oh my god.

00:54:43The last thing we need is for our name to be associated with a tractor.

00:54:47How did this information get out?

00:54:49Who cares? The point is that Mia is a liar and has made a fool of us all.

00:54:53I only wish that I had found out sooner.

00:54:55Oh no, this is all my fault. I'm the one who lied about Mia being a princess.

00:54:59The details don't matter. Everything has gone to shit since that girl came into your life.

00:55:04I need to find Mia.

00:55:05Forget Mia. We have much more important things to discuss.

00:55:08No, nothing's more important than Mia.

00:55:10Where are you going? Come back here. Don't you dare you take another step.

00:55:14Should I call a doctor?

00:55:17No, you fool. There's nothing wrong with me.

00:55:20You're going to take Mia down.

00:55:25For good.

00:55:28No.

00:55:29No.

00:55:30Well, you're about to paint on the ground.

00:55:31Thelma Beispiel

00:55:49No.

00:55:50What are you doing here?

00:56:03I need to talk to you.

00:56:05I am done talking.

00:56:07Just go.

00:56:09Just please listen to me.

00:56:11I'm sorry about that stupid article.

00:56:14You're sorry.

00:56:16A sorry excuse for a human being.

00:56:18You don't mean that.

00:56:19You're not thinking clearly.

00:56:22Please just go.

00:56:24No, I need you to know the truth.

00:56:27Why?

00:56:27Why is it so important?

00:56:29Why do you care?

00:56:31Because I like you, Mia.

00:56:34I really fucking do.

00:56:37Listen, I feel terrible about that article.

00:56:40I had nothing to do with it, I promise.

00:56:42The press are like vultures.

00:56:44What about all of the personal information?

00:56:47My dad's accident?

00:56:48My mom leaving?

00:56:50You are the only person I told.

00:56:53What was this?

00:56:53Some plan?

00:56:55To leak my personal trauma to the press to make yourself look better?

00:57:00What kind of sick game are you playing?

00:57:02Do you really think I'm that cruel?

00:57:04Jesus, Mia.

00:57:05After everything we've been through.

00:57:07How could you think so little of me?

00:57:08It's one thing for them to attack me.

00:57:12They attacked my family.

00:57:14They didn't ask for any of this.

00:57:16Mia, I love your family.

00:57:18I would never betray them.

00:57:19I knew I was right about you.

00:57:20You're no king.

00:57:21You're just a spoiled little prince.

00:57:23I knew this was too good to be true.

00:57:25I don't know why I was so stupid.

00:57:27I can't believe you don't trust me.

00:57:29How can I trust you when our entire relationship is built on a lie?

00:57:32We are so much more than a lie, and you know that.

00:57:35I can't do this anymore.

00:57:37I'm sorry.

00:57:38I'm done.

00:57:42We're done.

00:57:43Mia, forget the agreement.

00:57:45I need you in my life.

00:57:46Declan, stop.

00:57:48This is pathetic.

00:57:50Whatever this is, it's over.

00:57:54You're breaking up with me?

00:57:55We weren't even together, Mia.

00:57:57I'm ending our agreement.

00:57:58Your services are no longer required.

00:58:01We didn't even make it to the coronation.

00:58:03Your payment will be voided.

00:58:05I don't care about the money.

00:58:07That'll be a first.

00:58:08Goodbye forever.

00:58:10Forever can't come soon enough.

00:58:36Declan, I have just the thing to cheer you up.

00:58:46Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

00:58:53Hi, Courtney.

00:58:55Declan, help your lovely date to her seat.

00:59:04Call the press.

00:59:06The hottest new couple in town is going to make their debut tonight.

00:59:10I smell a press release.

00:59:12What a beautiful day.

00:59:27You gotta love this city.

00:59:32Okay, what's going on?

00:59:34You hate New York City.

00:59:36I can never get you to come visit me.

00:59:37I just want to tell you the good news in person.

00:59:41What news?

00:59:43We're not going to lose the farm.

00:59:45My God.

00:59:46That's amazing.

00:59:47What happened?

00:59:49Your prince happened.

00:59:51What?

00:59:51Huh?

00:59:52Yeah.

00:59:52Yeah, when you guys came to visit me and he heard about our troubles, he immediately gave

00:59:57me the money.

00:59:58Enough to cover the mortgage and more.

01:00:00He didn't want me to tell you because he didn't want it to seem like we were some kind of charity

01:00:06case.

01:00:08But I can't keep a secret.

01:00:11He's a good man you got there.

01:00:16The nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.

01:00:21Well, honey, that's love.

01:00:24Oh, no.

01:00:27You messed everything up.

01:00:28It's too late.

01:00:28It's never too late for true love.

01:00:33Oh, my God.

01:00:36I gotta go.

01:00:38Where are you going?

01:00:40To kiss the prince.

01:00:43Thanks, Daddy.

01:00:58It's you.

01:01:10Hello again, Mia.

01:01:14Oh, my God.

01:01:16I'm so stupid.

01:01:17Mia, wait.

01:01:18Stop.

01:01:19I promise you nothing was happening.

01:01:24The Queen's forced me to be with her and I've never been more miserable.

01:01:28I can't believe this is happening again.

01:01:30Again?

01:01:32Courtney is the girl that my boyfriend cheated on me with in college.

01:01:35She destroyed my life.

01:01:39It wasn't just someone else.

01:01:40It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.

01:01:47Oh.

01:01:48I'm...

01:01:49I won't let this happen.

01:01:50No.

01:01:50No, Mia.

01:01:51She means nothing to me.

01:01:53You broke my heart, Your Majesty.

01:01:55Oh.

01:01:55I'm...

01:02:05Mia, wait.

01:02:15It's not what it seems to me.

01:02:18Oh, you guys.

01:02:21Jacqueline!

01:02:31Are you okay?

01:02:33Me?

01:02:33You're the one that just got attacked by the Paps.

01:02:36I had to get your attention somehow.

01:02:38Mission accomplished.

01:02:40I'm sorry about Courtney.

01:02:42It all makes sense.

01:02:44Courtney is the one that leaked my family's secrets to the press.

01:02:47I'm sorry.

01:02:47I didn't believe you.

01:02:49All I ever want is for you to be happy.

01:02:53Why do you care so much?

01:02:55Because I love you, Mia.

01:02:59I love you.

01:03:02I love you, too.

01:03:18I'm feeling better already.

01:03:20Yeah.

01:03:24What about our agreement?

01:03:26Forget about the agreement.

01:03:28Be with me for real.

01:03:30Okay.

01:03:33Be together for real.

01:03:35Fine.

01:04:02Just spoke with the doctor.

01:04:11You got your test results back, and you're going to be just fine.

01:04:14Great.

01:04:16Now, can you please go take a break?

01:04:18You haven't slept a wink or eaten a thing since we got back from the hospital.

01:04:22No, I'm never leaving your side again.

01:04:24Oh.

01:04:25Mia, please.

01:04:26Take care of yourself.

01:04:27At least go to the bathroom.

01:04:33I promise I'll be here when you get back.

01:04:38Fine.

01:04:41I'll be right back.

01:04:43Love you.

01:04:45I like the sound of that.

01:04:46What the hell is she doing here?

01:04:58I thought we got rid of her for good.

01:05:00Apparently not.

01:05:02Your plan backfired.

01:05:03And now they're more in love than ever before.

01:05:06What are we going to do?

01:05:07I have a plan.

01:05:11Going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:05:16I'm going to need your help.

01:05:18Mm-hmm.

01:05:19Mm-hmm.

01:05:37Bye, Mia.

01:05:39What are you doing here, Courtney?

01:05:42I have something that might be of interest to you.

01:05:44Nothing you have to say is interesting to me.

01:05:53I have a plan.

01:05:55Going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:06:00You deserve to know the truth about the Queen, Mia.

01:06:03She wants to destroy you.

01:06:04Now you have proof.

01:06:13But I'm confused.

01:06:15Why are you helping me?

01:06:17We hate each other, remember?

01:06:19This is so much bigger than all the past drama.

01:06:23As much as I want to be with the Prince, I can see how much he truly loves you.

01:06:27I don't want to be in the way of true love.

01:06:30You're the real princess, Mia.

01:06:32I guess I am, aren't I?

01:06:37And for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for everything that happened in college.

01:06:45To be honest, I was always a little jealous of you back in the day.

01:06:49You were always so different and interesting.

01:06:52I wish we could have been friends.

01:06:57Well, if you want to be friends, then just maybe stop hooking up with my boyfriends and

01:07:04let's me get a coffee.

01:07:06Deal.

01:07:19Come here.

01:07:21If I'm going to take on the Queen, I'm going to need it.

01:07:24I'm going to need it.

01:07:51Are you comfortable, my darling? Would you like another pillow?

01:07:58Where did Mia go? She said she was just going to the bathroom.

01:08:02I'm sorry, but she left hours ago.

01:08:06Did she say where she's going or when she's coming back?

01:08:10She told me to tell you that she just doesn't want to be with you anymore. It's over. I'm sorry, son.

01:08:21I don't understand. She just told me she loved me.

01:08:24You just can't trust a girl like that.

01:08:27She dumped you days before the most important moment of your life, your coronation.

01:08:33Now you don't even have a date.

01:08:36But not to worry, I have just the girl for you.

01:08:40I'll alert the press tomorrow that you are no longer with Mia and will be taking Courtney to the coronation.

01:08:46I...

01:08:51You and the prince can no longer be together.

01:09:12What? Screw you, whoever you are. I love him and nothing can stop me.

01:09:21You better stay away from him or else.

01:09:25Henry?

01:09:36Henry, you have to let me go.

01:09:39Please, I'm begging you.

01:09:41I'm sorry. I wish I could, ma'am.

01:09:45But I have direct orders from the queen to hold you hostage until you agree to never see the prince again.

01:09:50I can't believe she made you kidnap me yourself.

01:09:55She couldn't, like, hire out for that?

01:09:57She's trying to keep costs down lately.

01:09:59It's not a money thing. She doesn't respect you, Henry.

01:10:03She doesn't need to. I'm just the help.

01:10:06You're her secret weapon. You keep this whole ship running. You're incredible, Henry.

01:10:12I am?

01:10:13It's time for the queen's reign to end.

01:10:16I'm gonna take her down.

01:10:18Please, help me.

01:10:21I'm sorry. I can't betray her. She's family.

01:10:27But how is that possible?

01:10:30The queen is my aunt.

01:10:33She hired me when she married the king and became a royal.

01:10:37But the queen grew up very poor in the countryside.

01:10:40Her parents were farmers. Just like you, in fact.

01:10:44So the queen hates me because she is me?

01:10:48It's all quite poetic.

01:10:57You have to do the right thing, Henry.

01:11:00You won't regret it. I promise.

01:11:03Declan, are you excited for your coronation?

01:11:11Very much so, yes.

01:11:13What have you enjoyed most about your time in America?

01:11:16Countryside.

01:11:18Farm life.

01:11:20Steel lake.

01:11:22The full moon.

01:11:23The prince will take one more question.

01:11:27Who's the lucky lady you're going to be taking to your coronation?

01:11:30Mia?

01:11:33Where have you been?

01:11:39It's a long story.

01:11:41It involved getting kidnapped by your stepmom.

01:11:45What?

01:11:46She's behind everything, Declan. I can prove it.

01:11:49Don't listen to her. She's crazy.

01:11:51You don't have to listen to me. Listen to yourself.

01:11:55I have a plan.

01:11:57Going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:12:02Declan, I only want what's best for you.

01:12:05No, you only want what's best for yourself.

01:12:09Your evil antics won't work anymore.

01:12:11You're done. You're banished.

01:12:13You can't do that.

01:12:15Like hell I can't.

01:12:16I'm going to be assuming my rightful place is king tomorrow during the coronation, just as my father intended.

01:12:21What will I do? Without my kind will come nothing.

01:12:26I finally understand why you hate me so much.

01:12:30You grow up poor just like me.

01:12:33You're so afraid to lose your power, but power comes from within.

01:12:37It's about loving someone and letting someone love you.

01:12:41True power, it can't be bought. It's priceless.

01:12:47There's a new queen in town.

01:12:57Well, congrats to the happy couple.

01:13:00Courtney, I hope that your father will still consider granting the palace a loan.

01:13:04Sorry, my father doesn't do charity.

01:13:07Courtney, wait.

01:13:08Declan has some amazing ideas for his reign as king.

01:13:13I do. I do.

01:13:15I would love to share them with you and your father.

01:13:20I really should be going. Two minutes.

01:13:24Just two minutes.

01:13:26I'll give you one.

01:13:28Well, I'm very passionate about the environment.

01:13:33I believe environmental activism is actually quite profitable.

01:13:37I want to invest in alternative energies.

01:13:40For example, I recently discovered this new state-of-the-art wind turbine that is more efficient than most fossil fuels.

01:13:46My first order of business will be to erect these turbines all over the country.

01:13:52We'll do good for our planet and also make a boatload of money doing it.

01:13:55Now, that is something we would definitely be interested in investing in.

01:14:11Henry, you idiot! Bring my car around!

01:14:14I'm afraid I must attend to my new boss. The king.

01:14:18What am I supposed to do?

01:14:20Have you tried the subway?

01:14:21Everyone has come out to celebrate our new king, Ser Declan. Long live the king. The king is in great spirits. All thanks to the lovely lady on his arm, Mia.

01:14:40You look perfect.

01:14:41Well, it's not my reindeer costume, but it'll do.

01:14:50Oh my god.

01:14:51Mia, will you do me and the entire kingdom the honor of being our queen?

01:14:55Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!

01:15:03loca!

01:15:24Curt and I fell in love when we were seventeen we're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.

01:15:30celebrate our anniversary.

01:15:32Chloe!

01:15:32Have you guys seen Kurt?

01:15:34Kurt baby?

01:15:35Kurt baby?

01:15:37I can't believe this.

01:15:39I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.

01:15:41Happy anniversary.

01:15:43You've been to the cabin for the weekend,

01:15:45so we're here to bring you up there.

01:15:47You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about

01:15:49when you kidnapped me.

01:15:50There's only one bed in this cabin.

01:15:52This is an all-out war for Chloe's heart.

01:15:55Game on.

01:15:55You really think about me like that?

01:15:57Chloe, you are all I think about.

01:15:59What's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:16:02Me would do anything for you.

01:16:05Me?

01:16:06And I swear to you,

01:16:07I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you laugh like that.

01:16:10But I want you to choose me.

01:16:12Chloe, if you're choosing him over me,

01:16:14I need to know right now.

01:16:15Okay, I can't stand it.

01:16:16Jack, you need to relax.

01:16:17Relax?

01:16:18The woman I love is slipping through my fingers!

01:16:20You think you're the only one that loves her?

01:16:22You love me?

01:16:24Looks like we're going to be here a little longer than two nights

01:16:26if it keeps coming down like...

01:16:29What was that?

01:16:30Storm knocked a little power out.

01:16:32He too.

01:16:32You are worth fighting for.

01:16:35Even if it means fighting with my best friend in the whole world.

01:16:39This weekend has meant everything to me.

01:16:41Let's make a deal then, baby girl.

01:16:43Or one more night.

01:16:44You don't have to choose.

01:16:45Will you be here in the morning

01:16:49Just as the sun is rising

01:16:53How many people can say they're half of the perfect couple?

01:16:56Feel so good when you're next to me

01:16:59Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17

01:17:02He was the captain of the soccer team

01:17:05And I never thought he would notice me

01:17:07But suddenly, we're soulmates

01:17:13We came to college together

01:17:18Where he met Jack on the soccer team

01:17:20And Emmett in business classes

01:17:22But even with these two in his life

01:17:24He always made time to surprise me

01:17:27And I got two new guy friends in my life as a bonus

01:17:30Overprotective, sure

01:17:32But always looking out for my best interests

01:17:34It's been five years since our first kiss

01:17:39We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend

01:17:42To celebrate our anniversary

01:17:43And I'm pretty sure this is it

01:17:47He's going to propose we get married after graduation

01:17:51Cause you are my everything

01:17:53Chainsaw, lightsaw

01:18:04I like the small talk, but it's over now

01:18:07Light it up, give me some

01:18:09I like the way you tease me with your

01:18:12Soft lips, white case

01:18:15You're the one I can't resist

01:18:16Chloe, she's the woman I wanted to see

01:18:18Chloe, hey beautiful

01:18:21Hey

01:18:22Let me go get you a drink

01:18:23You shouldn't have to push your way through a crowd

01:18:25Oh, watch where the fuck you're going buddy

01:18:29I almost ran right into her

01:18:30These people are animals, huh?

01:18:32Okay, you look stunning

01:18:34Oh, thank you

01:18:35So, have you guys seen Kurt?

01:18:41I haven't, no

01:18:42But didn't know you were going to make an appearance

01:18:44Yeah, I thought you had that huge midterm

01:18:46You had to finish your British lip

01:18:47Yeah, I actually finished it early

01:18:49Plus, Kurt surprised me with a bottle of champagne

01:18:52And cookies at my doorstep

01:18:54I thought maybe it was my turn to surprise him back

01:18:57Well, we didn't see him in a hot minute

01:18:59But knowing Kurt, he's probably hiding in some dark corner somewhere

01:19:03Okay, I'll do a lap

01:19:05Thanks, kids

01:19:06Kurt, baby?

01:19:12Kurt, baby?

01:19:15Kurt, baby?

01:19:23You always did like surprises

01:19:28you always did like surprises

01:19:29Chloe

01:19:30I can't believe this

01:19:33I have to go

01:19:34Chloe, wait

01:19:36shit

01:19:37Hey

01:19:38Chloe, stop

01:19:39Chloe, wait

01:19:40Hey

01:19:41Chloe

01:19:42I

01:19:43I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.

01:19:47Oh, so that makes it okay?

01:19:48Well, you don't need to be such a fucking bitch about it.

01:19:51I'm the bitch?

01:19:52After catching you ready to fuck some other girl?

01:19:55What, is this some sort of fucking shock to you?

01:19:57I didn't want you to follow me to college like some dumb dog I can't get rid of, okay?

01:20:02I never asked for any of this in the first place.

01:20:03You can't fucking talk to her like that.

01:20:05Fuck off.

01:20:06Happy anniversary.

01:20:10Whoa, sweetheart.

01:20:11Hey, what's wrong?

01:20:12What's going on?

01:20:13It's Kurt.

01:20:15I have to go.

01:20:17Chloe?

01:20:21How can you fucking cheat on Chloe like that, huh?

01:20:23What the fuck are you doing?

01:20:24Get off of me.

01:20:25Kurt, you cheat on Chloe?

01:20:27You son of a bitch.

01:20:35Chloe, you've got visitors.

01:20:38Good news, it's not Kurt.

01:20:40Knock, knock.

01:20:41Hey, beautiful.

01:20:42Jack?

01:20:44Emmett?

01:20:46What are you-

01:20:47We decided what you need most right now is to be kidnapped.

01:20:51You know you rented the cabin for the weekend, so we're here to bring you up there.

01:20:55You deserve to get your vacation.

01:20:56But you guys are his best friends.

01:20:59You really think we want to still be friends with him after what he did to you?

01:21:02Not a chance, sweetheart.

01:21:04We hate seeing you like this.

01:21:05It's breaking our hearts.

01:21:07I don't know, guys.

01:21:08That's very sweet of you, but I'm just not really on a vacation then.

01:21:12Oh, come on, Chloe.

01:21:13We'll go on some hikes.

01:21:14We'll play some games.

01:21:15We'll cook.

01:21:16We'll get drunk.

01:21:18And most importantly, we'll get your mind off this shitshow.

01:21:23You guys, I thought I was going to marry him.

01:21:27I just had my heart shattered.

01:21:28Well, let me help you mend it.

01:21:33And when Emmett inevitably doesn't, I will be there to actually put you back together.

01:21:39The point is, we're not taking no for an answer.

01:21:43Yeah, we will bring you out to the car, holding you if we have to.

01:21:47Come on, you're coming with us.

01:21:49The only choice you have in the matter is what clothes you get to bring.

01:21:53Personally, I think you look great in red.

01:21:55Emmett's an idiot.

01:21:56I know you look amazing in everything.

01:21:57So, what do you say?

01:22:00Want to splash some water in your face and have the best weekend of your life with me?

01:22:04I guess Jack will be there, too.

01:22:06Ha ha.

01:22:07Very funny.

01:22:08So, are we carrying you out of here, or are you going to walk out of here yourself, baby girl?

01:22:27I tell you what's on my mind.

01:22:29The other ones are for you, and I'm surprised.

01:22:31Here we go.

01:22:32Ha ha.

01:22:32Setting you down now, beautiful?

01:22:34I said I could walk.

01:22:36And I said I would take every opportunity to have you in my arms.

01:22:40Hey, this place is nice.

01:22:44Hot Cart was going to propose to meet here.

01:22:46I figured we'd have the pictures for the rest of our lives.

01:22:48Sorry.

01:22:52Sorry.

01:22:53I'm sorry.

01:22:53Hey.

01:22:54It's okay, sweetheart.

01:22:56You had a really shitty week.

01:22:59I think I might have something that will help with that.

01:23:01How about we pop this bad boy open and cheers to a lovely weekend?

01:23:06I do love champagne.

01:23:08I know you do.

01:23:09Really?

01:23:10Did I tell you that?

01:23:11I think just once, but I remembered.

01:23:14Besides, I've got to be honest, I snagged this one from your own kitchen.

01:23:18How did you know she even had it?

01:23:23Well, because I'm actually the one that left it for you.

01:23:28I knew that you were finishing up your midterms.

01:23:31I didn't want to surprise you.

01:23:32It was me.

01:23:34It wasn't Kurt.

01:23:35If we're being honest here, those peanut butter cookies, well, for me,

01:23:40I made them for you one time, and you said that they were the best cookies you've ever had.

01:23:44You guys did that for me?

01:23:48Why?

01:23:49Well, I mean, I can't speak for Jack, but I knew that Kurt would forget how much that paper meant to you.

01:23:54Yeah, and I know you love surprises and didn't want Chloe to be disappointed.

01:23:59Making cookies is a little more time-consuming than buying champagne.

01:24:02Okay, shut up.

01:24:04I mean, we both had the same thought, but if you want to tell us which one of the presents was better,

01:24:10be open to that too, baby girl.

01:24:11I can't pick.

01:24:14They were both so thoughtful.

01:24:16I can't believe you guys would do something like that for me.

01:24:19My own boyfriend didn't even remember.

01:24:21Well, hey, he's not your boyfriend anymore.

01:24:23Yeah.

01:24:24We are both aware that you are very, very single.

01:24:28You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.

01:24:33Trust us.

01:24:34We thought of everything.

01:24:35If you had thought of everything, then you would have thought about the fact that there's only one bed in this cabin.

01:24:40When I was planning a romantic getaway for Kurt, I didn't plan for guest star appearances.

01:24:45Oh, believe me.

01:24:46I thought about that.

01:24:47Oh, did you?

01:24:48I thought about you and me sharing that bed.

01:24:52Oh, that couch is more jack-sized than me, bro.

01:24:55Chloe and I should be sleeping together.

01:24:57How about I just sleep on the couch?

01:24:59Absolutely not.

01:25:00No, this weekend is about spoiling you.

01:25:03That doesn't kick off with you having to sleep on a lumpy-ass couch.

01:25:05All right, then.

01:25:06It's settled.

01:25:07You and I will snuggle up in that bed.

01:25:08What the hell you are?

01:25:10You don't get to just call divs like that.

01:25:12How about a compromise?

01:25:13How in the world are we supposed to share the sexiest woman in the cabin?

01:25:17I'm the only woman in this cabin.

01:25:20Let's just settle on taking turns.

01:25:22That way, each of you only get one night on the couch.

01:25:24The couch isn't what I'm worried about.

01:25:26It's this guy making a lumpy.

01:25:28It's what I'm worried about.

01:25:28Come on, bro.

01:25:29Like, you're not going to be slobbering all over her?

01:25:31Guys, guys, guys.

01:25:33One night keeps it fair and cuddly for everyone.

01:25:37Only problem, though, is...

01:25:40Who gets the first day?

01:25:41I think I have a way we can compete for that.

01:25:49Yeah!

01:25:50Okay!

01:25:52Rules of the game are we all ask each other questions.

01:25:55If you don't want to answer a question, take a drink.

01:26:00If you drink, you lose the game.

01:26:03Okay, game on, bro.

01:26:05All right, Emmett, what is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?

01:26:09Oh, I, uh, I split my pants right down the ass in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

01:26:18Oh, my God.

01:26:19Yeah, you'll have to do better than that.

01:26:21Gatchy and Kurt cheating on me.

01:26:24God, that's a really depressing answer.

01:26:27Okay, it's my turn.

01:26:27Um, I need a pick-me-up after reliving that in my head.

01:26:31Um, what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:26:36Well, I will be giving you the best massage of your entire life.

01:26:39And I will run you the best bubble bath you've ever had.

01:26:43Not to mention, I'll be cooking for you.

01:26:46I don't think I didn't see the little hot tub out back.

01:26:48We will be spending lots of time in there.

01:26:53Damn, I guess I lost.

01:26:56No worries, sweetheart.

01:26:57The real winner is the guy that gets to end up in bed with you first, which is gonna be me.

01:27:03Shut up and ask your question.

01:27:05All right, uh, Jack.

01:27:08Would you be willing to share your internet search history with us?

01:27:12Ha! Fuck you!

01:27:19I win!

01:27:20Asking a man to share his browser history is blatant cheating.

01:27:23Sorry, Jack, I'm with Emmett on this one.

01:27:25Emmett gets the first night.

01:27:26Yeah!

01:27:28Fine.

01:27:28Then I guess I will just get to spoil Chloe first, then.

01:27:31Come on over, Chloe.

01:27:33Let's kick this weekend off with a little massage.

01:27:40This isn't over.

01:27:42It can't.

01:27:45It's a really once a bag rub I've ever had.

01:27:48You like that?

01:27:50Until you try my spicy veggie chili.

01:27:52Oh, chili's my favorite.

01:27:54Oh, I know.

01:27:55Are you gonna come and help me with this?

01:27:56Absolutely.

01:27:57Anything to get dinner on the table faster.

01:28:02Hold on.

01:28:03You gotta be in uniform to be in my kitchen.

01:28:05Okay.

01:28:06Okay.

01:28:06You can't?

01:28:08Mm-hmm.

01:28:09Stop it.

01:28:10You're distracting me from cutting.

01:28:11Maybe.

01:28:12I can't help myself.

01:28:13I'll need some music.

01:28:15Alright.

01:28:16See?

01:28:17See?

01:28:18See?

01:28:19See?

01:28:20See?

01:28:21Maybe.

01:28:22Maybe.

01:28:23I can't help myself.

01:28:25I'll need some music.

01:28:28Alright.

01:28:29See?

01:28:30See?

01:28:31See?

01:28:32See?

01:28:33See?

01:28:34See?

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