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00:00No, really, come on, you're smart, you're sexy.

00:04Right.

00:04Oh, listen to me, kiddo.

00:06You're gonna be fine, believe me.

00:13Uh-oh.

00:27Uh...

00:28I'll just pee in the street.

00:30I'll just pee in the street.

00:59I'll just pee in the street.

01:02You broke the code.

01:04What code?

01:05You don't kiss your friend's mom.

01:08Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-looking aunt, but not a mom.

01:12Never a mom!

01:13Stop!

01:14What are you guys doing out here?

01:18Uh, well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game, but, um, apparently somebody overslept.

01:26Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

01:30No, no, I don't, because it's being re-strung.

01:34Somebody was supposed to bring me one.

01:36Yeah, well, you didn't call and leave you a grip size.

01:42Hey, you guys spend way too much time together.

01:44Okay, I'm scum.

01:49I'm scum.

01:50Ross, how could you let this happen?

01:51I don't know.

01:52Well, it's not like she's a regular mom.

01:55You know, she's, she's sexy.

01:56She's...

01:57You don't think my mom's sexy?

02:00Well, not in the same way.

02:02Hey, I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, all right?

02:08You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

02:12Huh?

02:14Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here.

02:18Hey.

02:19Hey.

02:19What are you guys doing out here?

02:20Well, not playing racquetball.

02:23He forgot to leave his grip size.

02:28He didn't get the goggles.

02:29Oh, right.

02:31Well, sounds like you two have issues.

02:38Bye, V.

02:39Do they wait for me to do this?

02:50So, are you gonna tell him?

02:51No, I'm not gonna tell him.

02:52Why would I tell him?

02:53How about?

02:54Because if you don't, his mother might.

02:56Hmm.

02:57What are you guys doing here?

02:59Uh, he's not even wearing a jock strap.

03:08What did I ask?

03:11Oh, my God.

03:13You're my friend.

03:14I, I had to tell you.

03:16I can't believe it.

03:18Paolo kissed my mom?

03:20Yeah, I mean, uh, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, you know?

03:25I mean, you know how he gets when he's drunk.

03:29I can't do this.

03:30I did it.

03:31It was me.

03:32I'm sorry.

03:33I kissed your mom.

03:34What?

03:34I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila.

03:39And Nora, um, Mrs. Mom, your Bing was, uh, she was just being nice, you know?

03:46And, and, but nothing happened.

03:47Nothing.

03:48Ask Joey.

03:48Joey, uh, he came in.

03:50You knew about this?

03:51Uh, you know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

03:55I spent the entire day with you.

03:57Why didn't you tell me?

03:58Hey, hey, hey, hey.

03:58You're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would have happened.

04:02Thanks, man.

04:02Big help.

04:03Oh.

04:04I can't believe this.

04:05What the hell were you thinking?

04:06I wasn't.

04:07I, I don't know.

04:08I would.

04:08You know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

04:12I know.

04:12I, I, I can't believe you did this.

04:14Chairman.

04:15Me neither.

04:15You know what?

04:16I'm still mad at you for not telling me.

04:17Chairman.

04:17It didn't matter me.

04:18Let me slam the door.

04:20Chairman, I didn't kiss her.

04:23He did.

04:23See what happens when you break the code.

04:25Joey.

04:25Ah!

04:26Huh?

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