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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:00:25So? Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:28Just the love of your night. Yeah. No.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:58Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked. Let me help.
00:01:10And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:14Let me help.
00:01:16Bye.
00:01:17I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:22I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:16Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:22Oh!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28We're pink!
00:02:29That's...
00:02:38Oh!
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00:03:17Sorry, it's kind of like... it's kind of like a mess, um...
00:03:19Oh, it's cool.
00:03:20You're in fashion.
00:03:21but what is that those are my grandma's rules and she's actually like the one
00:03:31who got me in the Claremore and she's kind of but um I've decided to stop
00:03:43caring what she thinks of me so how's that going for you so far? I don't know I kind of like
00:03:48breaking the rules wait I've never done a one-night stand before is this a one-night stand I mean you
00:04:10are like the king of hookups I have been told I happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:17that really happened
00:04:32man it's over he's gone and I'll probably never see him
00:04:53well so much for that
00:05:16now the hard part how do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby can't you just
00:05:26text him yeah I don't really think he wants me to text him or talk to him for that matter
00:05:33oh sir Ben back from another noble conquest I presume bro don't call it that and why not good sir did thou not ravish thine lady
00:05:40no I mean yeah but I don't know man I kind of felt like more than that this time
00:05:55dude you can't be serious
00:05:57um all right rule one never leave a fellow sigma behind
00:06:01rule two say yes to trouble
00:06:05and rule three
00:06:07don't catch feelings yeah
00:06:17yeah dude dude it's for your own good dude what are you doing?
00:06:19dude what are you doing?
00:06:21dude you can't be serious
00:06:22alright rule one never leave a fellow sigma behind
00:06:23rule two say yes to trouble
00:06:25and rule three
00:06:26don't catch feelings
00:06:29dude
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00:06:35dude
00:06:36just for your own good
00:06:37dude what are you doing?
00:06:39hunter
00:06:43bro
00:06:45match after match
00:06:47bro what are you doing?
00:06:48knock it off
00:06:49give it back
00:06:50I told you bro
00:06:51plenty of fish in the sea
00:06:52I'm sure there's an explanation for it
00:06:57Ben was totally smitten with you
00:07:05okay don't freak out
00:07:07but I just matched with Ben
00:07:12but I just matched with Ben
00:07:17wow
00:07:18you know what I knew he was a player but this is like next level
00:07:21it hasn't even been an hour since he left
00:07:27Mary
00:07:29right
00:07:30sorry
00:07:31I'm matching with him right now
00:07:33oh my god wait that asshole just texted me
00:07:43sorry about earlier I had fun last night
00:07:47would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
00:07:51what a player
00:07:54maybe he means it
00:07:55yeah right
00:07:56do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:59maybe he matched me by mistake
00:08:01or maybe you're not exclusive
00:08:05so you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:19yes
00:08:25no?
00:08:26wait can you repeat the question?
00:08:29this is super confusing
00:08:31no you're right you should stick to what you're good at hooking up
00:08:37that's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be
00:08:41have a nice life
00:08:43have a nice life
00:08:44what does that mean?
00:08:45why won't it send?
00:08:47i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:08:49i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:08:53i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:08:59what the hell?
00:09:01what do i do now?
00:09:03gotta do it the old fashioned way
00:09:05stalk him until you can confront him irl
00:09:09what the hell?
00:09:11what the hell?
00:09:13what do i do now?
00:09:15gotta do it the old fashioned way
00:09:17stalk him until you can confront him irl
00:09:19i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:21what the hell?
00:09:23what do i do now?
00:09:25gotta do it the old fashioned way
00:09:27stalk him until you can confront him irl
00:09:31i'm takin helt caught him and пыт you be
00:09:33see what cachILL snuff an dinosaur
00:09:34that was the most vulnerable
00:09:35take him irl
00:09:37Vista diva
00:09:39Vista diva
00:09:40Vista diva
00:09:42Vista diva
00:09:43Vista diva
00:09:46Vista diva
00:09:48Vista diva
00:09:50Ahhhhhhhh
00:09:52he'll be playing dance
00:09:56he's Sofia
00:09:57he's an cactus
00:09:58he's an cactus
00:09:59Iã‚¿
00:10:00Oh my God, this is all better.
00:10:10Ben, I, uh...
00:10:12Oh, I'm gonna catch you all later.
00:10:18Shh.
00:10:21Why can't I stop puke?
00:10:23Shh.
00:10:29Shh.
00:10:29Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:32I can't take this anymore.
00:10:43Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:54No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:57Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:59I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:11:00You were?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:02That's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:11:03They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:06Ben!
00:11:07Shhh.
00:11:08No.
00:11:09No.
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00:11:28Um, from ancient civilization to modern, old future, fashion has always been...
00:11:34MC Ben Benny Boy lost it.
00:11:38Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:40Who?
00:11:41The guy that I met the night you and Ben, you know, we've actually been hanging out more,
00:11:47and I think...
00:11:48Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:50I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:53So you're gonna go?
00:11:54I mean, if I can find something to wear.
00:11:58I mean, my clothes have really been finning recently, like, you don't.
00:12:04Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:11That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:14Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:18Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:21He really is dumb.
00:12:22So you're not going?
00:12:24Thanks, Scott.
00:12:28That was actually really nice of you for once.
00:12:32Don't mention it.
00:12:33This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:13:00What's a toga?
00:13:00I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:13:10Benny, where have you been?
00:13:12Everyone at the party wants you, especially me.
00:13:21Scott, I already told you.
00:13:23I don't think we should be together.
00:13:25What about just for tonight?
00:13:28I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:30You're always planning something.
00:13:31Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:34Now I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:52Kelsey!
00:13:54Kelsey!
00:14:06Wait!
00:14:09Wow!
00:14:10Ditching me for that loser?
00:14:12It's like you have feelings for her.
00:14:14You know what, Skye?
00:14:15Maybe I do.
00:14:16So, did you tell him?
00:14:22Hmm.
00:14:23You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party, not such a great
00:14:28idea.
00:14:29You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:32You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:36I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna wanna settle down and play house.
00:14:41Hmm.
00:14:42No.
00:14:43You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:48Maybe?
00:14:49Oh, this is too good.
00:14:51We can't believe you've talked me into this.
00:14:58Can you find me a good drink?
00:14:59Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:15:03This could be our last hurrah!
00:15:06Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:15:08But, whatever.
00:15:11Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this now.
00:15:17Kelsey!
00:15:18Where's your drink?
00:15:19You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:22Hmm.
00:15:23No.
00:15:24I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:25No!
00:15:26Here!
00:15:26I insist.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:32It's just one beer.
00:15:33It can't hurt, right?
00:15:35No, Skye.
00:15:42Yo!
00:15:44What's going on?
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46Kelsey!
00:15:46Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:49Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:50She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:53You're right.
00:15:54That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:59Baby?
00:16:01What baby?
00:16:01Kelsey, what baby?
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:11Well, awkward.
00:16:13Yeah, for you.
00:16:14Why would you do that to her?
00:16:16You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:18But...
00:16:18I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:21Or me.
00:16:22Ever.
00:16:25Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:27Come here, E.
00:16:34I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:39Please.
00:16:48It's the baby mine.
00:16:50Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:51Kelsey!
00:16:52Would it matter if it was?
00:16:56Would it matter if it was?
00:16:58Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:17:00Because you're...
00:17:02What?
00:17:04You!
00:17:05You're Ben Lawson.
00:17:07You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex.
00:17:10The sultan of sex.
00:17:12Yeah, I'm just...
00:17:13I'm me.
00:17:15And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:18You do.
00:17:18With you.
00:17:19And only you.
00:17:20So...
00:17:21Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:25I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:27And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:33Hold on.
00:17:34I never said that.
00:17:36You said that.
00:17:37You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here.
00:17:41And you were still messing around with Skye.
00:17:43Not on any apps.
00:17:44And about Skye...
00:17:45Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:49But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:53I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:17:57I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine.
00:18:01I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:18:02Look, I know you...
00:18:03But you do.
00:18:05Yes, more than anything.
00:18:10My mom was alone.
00:18:11My dad was never around.
00:18:14I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:18Cool.
00:18:19What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:22Skye?
00:18:23I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:26You know, someone wise recently inspired me.
00:18:29Stop thinking about what everyone thinks.
00:18:32Just live my life for myself.
00:18:33I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:40All in goes.
00:18:42You let me.
00:18:47Just...
00:18:48Grandma?
00:18:56I know your little secret.
00:19:01I know your little secret.
00:19:03You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:19:09I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19:11I think you do.
00:19:13I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:19Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:21Who was that?
00:19:22That was my grandma.
00:19:26The one who made the rules.
00:19:27The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:36And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:40Alone.
00:19:42And my grandma didn't want that to happen to me.
00:19:44So, now it has.
00:19:46But, you're not alone.
00:19:51I'm right here.
00:19:53You're not here for me.
00:19:54We're not together.
00:19:57Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Ben Lawson?
00:20:04I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:20:11Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:15What?
00:20:17Okay, look.
00:20:18My grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:22And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school.
00:20:28Graduate or, you know.
00:20:30Like, live.
00:20:33Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:36Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:38You can still go off and sleep around.
00:20:42Do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:46But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:50I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:54Hear me out.
00:20:57Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:21:02You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:21:07I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:21:11Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:17I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:22So, what do you say?
00:21:30Okay, let's do this.
00:21:32But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:37Just so people look suspicious.
00:21:40I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:42Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:53One.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:56Time to hit the books.
00:21:58Okay.
00:22:07What is my dog's name?
00:22:10Sir Fluffington.
00:22:12No, wait.
00:22:12What's the name of my cat?
00:22:13Wrong.
00:22:14Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:18What's the name of my cat?
00:22:19Easy.
00:22:20Hannah.
00:22:21And what kind of crazy person has a human name on a pet name?
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:28Because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:31Hmm.
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:33What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:34Another easy one.
00:22:35You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:36I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:37I'm having a kid soon.
00:22:38What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:39What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:40I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:41It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:42No.
00:22:43Like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:44I don't know, actually.
00:22:45Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:50Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:23:13I was never really good at school and, wait, a dad.
00:23:20I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:24Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:29Okay.
00:23:30The most important question.
00:23:32Where did we meet?
00:23:35A frat party?
00:23:37No, not IRL.
00:23:38Like, our backstory.
00:23:39Our fake backstory.
00:23:41Um, I was walking through Douglas McFluffington the 6th at the park.
00:23:45There's a 6th one?
00:23:46Big backstory.
00:23:47Remember?
00:23:48Keep up, Kels.
00:23:49Sorry.
00:24:00Crap!
00:24:02What's wrong?
00:24:07What's wrong?
00:24:08Is it the baby?
00:24:09No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:11You know, Ben, that's really cute.
00:24:12You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:24:14But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:17So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Oh, shit.
00:24:23I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:24I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28All right.
00:24:29Well, I'm going to go home and change.
00:24:30I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:31You will?
00:24:32Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:34Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:35I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay, yeah.
00:24:38But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:39Right.
00:24:40Mm-hmm.
00:24:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:43I don't get it.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:45I'm going to go home and change it.
00:24:46I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:47You will?
00:24:48Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:50Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:51I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:55Okay, yeah.
00:24:57But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:12You're meeting your grandma here?
00:25:15Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:16Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:20The head of the entire school?
00:25:21Uh, duh.
00:25:23You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:24After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:27Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:29And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:31Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:34I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:39Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:41Are you coming?
00:25:49I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:54Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:57Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:02And who in God's green earth is this?
00:26:05Well, Grandma, this is...
00:26:07I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:26:16I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:18So good to meet you.
00:26:19Have you?
00:26:20Of course.
00:26:22I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:25Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:29Ugh, yeah.
00:26:30That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:33Total misunderstanding.
00:26:34You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
00:26:38actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:43That may be.
00:26:45But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:26:49Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Very well.
00:26:58Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic
00:27:03and professional standards because you represent me.
00:27:08And thus, Claremore College.
00:27:12Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:27:15I know I'm stripped with you.
00:27:20But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:24Rules.
00:27:29Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:34Oh, that's cold.
00:27:37Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:38Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:44That's a house of Liang talk.
00:27:46If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who paid a beer on my designer's dress.
00:27:50Even if it was last season.
00:27:53Rule number two.
00:27:55Stay out of trouble.
00:27:56Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:28:01So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:28:03Well, young lady.
00:28:09That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:28:11And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:28:16Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:19That may be.
00:28:20But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:25If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:27I will not be able to let you take part in this senior fashion show.
00:28:33Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:38I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:40Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:43And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:45I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:52And mine.
00:28:53Rules are rules.
00:28:55Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:58Okay.
00:29:03Thank you, Dean Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
00:29:08Actually, Mr. Lawson,
00:29:10why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
00:29:15Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:17Oh, crap.
00:29:26What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:31So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:35What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:37I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:38Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:41She doesn't have any.
00:29:43Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:49Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:55Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:58I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:30:02My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:30:10So why my granddaughter?
00:30:12With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:18I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:20This is all really new to me.
00:30:23I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know,
00:30:25who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:27But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:33I'm sure you're not.
00:30:36But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:41Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:43Like, I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
00:30:49She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:52There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:54It's everything.
00:30:56Very well.
00:30:58You're dismissed.
00:31:02I'll be watching you.
00:31:05I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:17That was incredible.
00:31:18I totally believed all of it.
00:31:19Believed what?
00:31:20The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:23Yeah, right.
00:31:25As a reward for an award-winning performance,
00:31:27I have a surprise for you.
00:31:29Surprise?
00:31:30Mm-hmm.
00:31:30So, this is the surprise?
00:31:37Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:40I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:42My last appointment ran over.
00:31:44Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:46No, we're not married.
00:31:47I'm Kelsey, and this is, uh, my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:51Yum, love.
00:31:52Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:56Right now?
00:31:57Ben, are you crying?
00:32:09Ben, are you crying?
00:32:16It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:19No, I know, it's just, that's, uh, really sweet.
00:32:28And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:34Wow, no way.
00:32:35Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:38I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:46Then we're all set.
00:32:48We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:51We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:55I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:58It's rare to see two parents as a love of the two of you.
00:33:01Well, um, this is me.
00:33:13Um, I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:33:16Should be in about a month.
00:33:18But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:25Wait.
00:33:27We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:29Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:31Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:34Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:39I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:41After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:46I'm gonna take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:49What do you think?
00:33:52What kind of fake dates?
00:33:54I don't know, just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life?
00:34:00Sure.
00:34:01I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:04I don't know.
00:34:05I don't know.
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08I don't know.
00:34:08I don't know.
00:34:09I don't know.
00:34:09I don't know.
00:34:10I don't know.
00:34:10I don't know.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:12I don't know.
00:34:13I don't know.
00:34:14I don't know.
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:20I don't know.
00:34:21I don't know.
00:34:22I don't know.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:25I don't know.
00:34:26I don't know.
00:34:27you are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m.
00:34:48formal entire encouraged uh I only have an hour to get ready I don't even know if my dresses fit me
00:34:59anymore ah our special guest for the evening welcome in madame
00:35:18right this way
00:35:20you did this all for me
00:35:36you did this all for me
00:35:41you're my girlfriend I mean my fake girlfriend
00:35:44you know I know we've been saving for the baby and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant so I thought I'd make one
00:35:51that's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
00:35:57don't thank me yet
00:35:58okay
00:35:59good evening gentleman and gentlewoman may I interest you in tonight's special
00:36:05it's also our only thing on our very limited head
00:36:09or two specials please
00:36:11gotcha
00:36:12two of our finest instant ramens on the house
00:36:19bon appetit lovebirds
00:36:21thank you sir
00:36:22thanks
00:36:23sorry we're kind of on a budget right now
00:36:28no this is perfect I love it
00:36:35thank you
00:36:37oh let's dance
00:36:43mmm I don't know
00:36:47why not
00:36:48well I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy and you know like my feet are swollen
00:36:55and I just fell off balance and you know like where I'm all she comes
00:36:59mmm
00:37:01you're perfect
00:37:02really
00:37:03now have this dance with me
00:37:07what is it?
00:37:20nothing I just
00:37:22ow
00:37:24you okay?
00:37:26what's wrong?
00:37:28yeah the baby just like kicked
00:37:32do you wanna feel it?
00:37:34yeah
00:37:35do you wanna feel it?
00:37:36yeah
00:37:37yeah
00:37:38I don't feel anything
00:37:43oh my god wow
00:37:49that's amazing
00:37:51Kelsey
00:37:53you're amazing
00:37:55you're pretty by yourself
00:37:57wait I um
00:37:59I thought this was supposed to be fake
00:38:02it doesn't feel fake
00:38:04it doesn't feel fake does it?
00:38:05no
00:38:06doesn't
00:38:07wait wait
00:38:08what?
00:38:09should we be doing this?
00:38:10no
00:38:11no
00:38:12no
00:38:13no
00:38:14no
00:38:15no
00:38:16no
00:38:17no
00:38:18no
00:38:19no
00:38:20no
00:38:21no
00:38:22no
00:38:23no
00:38:24no
00:38:25no
00:38:26no
00:38:27no
00:38:28no
00:38:29no
00:38:30no
00:38:31we're not
00:38:32no
00:38:33no
00:38:34no
00:38:35wait
00:38:36wait
00:38:37what?
00:38:38should we be doing this?
00:38:39I deserve the baby.
00:38:40Aw, Ben.
00:38:41That's so sweet.
00:38:43But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:45Are you sure?
00:38:46Positive.
00:39:02Breakfast is served.
00:39:09Something wrong?
00:39:12No, I just...
00:39:17I thought you left again.
00:39:19What?
00:39:21No.
00:39:22First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:24Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:27I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:30Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:35I panicked.
00:39:37I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:39But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:47So, um...
00:39:49Should we, like...
00:39:51Talk about last night?
00:39:55What about it?
00:39:59Kelsey?
00:40:00This is Dr. Gordon.
00:40:02Hi.
00:40:03Is everything okay?
00:40:05It's more than okay.
00:40:07I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:40:10Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:40:16You're having twins.
00:40:19Two babies.
00:40:21Kelsey?
00:40:22Are you there?
00:40:25Hello?
00:40:26Yeah, sorry.
00:40:27Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:29Are you sure?
00:40:31Positive.
00:40:32It's very common, actually.
00:40:34One heartbeat, mask the other.
00:40:37But there's two of them in there.
00:40:39No doubt about it.
00:40:41Thanks.
00:40:42You're welcome.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Don't panic.
00:40:48Nothing's changed.
00:40:49Just...
00:40:50Double?
00:40:51Double?
00:40:52Double of everything?
00:40:54I'm going to be huge!
00:40:56Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:59She was going to find out eventually.
00:41:01So, let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:41:07I can't believe this.
00:41:08I mean, I'm 21.
00:41:09I can't...
00:41:10I can't have two babies.
00:41:14And alone?
00:41:16You're not alone.
00:41:18I'm here.
00:41:20I mean, single, but unmarried.
00:41:23We're not married yet.
00:41:24But...
00:41:27I can't really put it into words.
00:41:29Let's need to show you.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:39Remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:43Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
00:41:47I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun and party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:53But then I met you.
00:42:00You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:42:06Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:42:09That's because you left.
00:42:11I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:42:14I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:42:17You were just so mad at me.
00:42:19Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:21What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:22No, I didn't.
00:42:23No, I didn't.
00:42:25Oh my god.
00:42:27That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:31I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:34I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:38But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:47I want you.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:50What do we do now then?
00:42:52I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:56My real girlfriend.
00:42:57Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:43:03It's super breathable.
00:43:04For like, you know, down there.
00:43:07I love this song.
00:43:09You want to dance?
00:43:10No, I'm okay.
00:43:12Come on.
00:43:14No, I'm seriously.
00:43:15I'm like waiting for someone.
00:43:17Well, I'm here.
00:43:18And he's not.
00:43:20Finders keepers.
00:43:21Am I right?
00:43:22It applies to objects, not people.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:26Ew, what's going on?
00:43:27Come on.
00:43:28Hey, my core.
00:43:30Why should I?
00:43:31I guess you said so.
00:43:33And this.
00:43:39And this.
00:43:45What the fuck?
00:43:47Whatever, man.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:51Yeah, I just...
00:43:53I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:55A lot of things you didn't know I could do Kelly Barrington.
00:44:07Alright, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:44:09You all come to my house every week and party.
00:44:11You drink my booze.
00:44:12Throw up in my toilets.
00:44:14Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:44:19Thanks, dude.
00:44:21What are you wearing?
00:44:22It's called a hat.
00:44:23Never mind.
00:44:28Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:34Shivaри, King Cory.
00:44:43What if I'd run my middle of you?
00:44:47I know it and wide, all who do.
00:44:50While I'm blinding two.
00:44:52Administrators, you're just giving me your work.
00:44:58Whoo!
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00Can we get some real music back in here?
00:45:16Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:45:18Ben banned you.
00:45:19He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:21Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:30Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:41It's all right, Mary.
00:45:42Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:45:46Copy that.
00:45:47I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:49Congratulations.
00:45:51For what exactly?
00:45:53You're going to be a great grandma, duh.
00:45:55To twins.
00:45:56Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:46:01Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:46:03A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:46:05Right.
00:46:06And Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:46:09Well, yeah.
00:46:10She's not going to tell her family without telling me.
00:46:13Indeed.
00:46:15Will you please excuse me?
00:46:17Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:21Twins?
00:46:22That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:26Okay, you ready?
00:46:32Almost.
00:46:33I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:35I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:37Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:38My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:39Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:41but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:44Hopefully.
00:46:47Okay, stud.
00:46:49Go off.
00:46:50Why, thank you.
00:46:52Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington Original Jacket.
00:46:54House of Long Pants with Fruit of the Lou underwear.
00:47:01Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:47:04My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
00:47:08And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:47:11Well, I'm so honored.
00:47:18Um, I have to run back to the house.
00:47:21I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:23Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:28That was weird.
00:47:29You got this, Ben.
00:47:43All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:45The rest is up to her.
00:47:47Or she could say his no, right?
00:47:49There you are.
00:47:55I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:57Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:59I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:48:01I want to keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:48:05You've got more than one, baby mama.
00:48:12That's not even possible.
00:48:13Do the math, dummy.
00:48:15We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:48:19I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:21You're not even showing.
00:48:22Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:24Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:27Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:29No, it's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:31Believe what you want, Popa, but this baby is yours, so what are you going to do about it?
00:48:44I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:49Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world, you know that.
00:48:53But also, where's this new vogue of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:56Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:58Is he even going to show?
00:49:01Hi.
00:49:05I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:49:07So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:49:10I'm sorry, Dean McDevitt.
00:49:14Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:49:16You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:49:17It's so nice to meet you.
00:49:18Wow.
00:49:20You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:21Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:24I'm just kidding.
00:49:27I'm just kidding.
00:49:29Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:32Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:35Oh, God.
00:49:37Mom.
00:49:38Right.
00:49:39Best behavior.
00:49:40Oh.
00:49:44So, what happened?
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:48And don't lie to me.
00:49:50See you later.
00:49:51Hey.
00:49:52Sorry, I came from a, uh, quick study session.
00:50:02Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:50:05Of course.
00:50:06Of course.
00:50:06A ring?
00:50:18So, Kelsey.
00:50:20I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:50:23Uh, rather she ran into me, um, Mary.
00:50:26Oh, yeah.
00:50:29I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:31Exams.
00:50:33Oh, well, that explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:37Such a talkative girl.
00:50:40Sorry, guys.
00:50:43What did I miss?
00:50:44I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, um, the other day.
00:50:50And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:53But, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:58Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:51:01I could never be a doctor.
00:51:03What is it?
00:51:04Marley.
00:51:04Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:51:15Mom, come on.
00:51:16Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:51:18They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:21Take it from me, kids.
00:51:23Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:26Sage advice.
00:51:28A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:33What are you talking about?
00:51:34Well, Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:38Mom, I'm...
00:51:40I'm really sorry.
00:51:42I, um...
00:51:43We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:45It was an accident.
00:51:46Um...
00:51:47A happy accident.
00:51:52Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:55Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:58But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:52:03Two!
00:52:04A what?
00:52:05Two babies.
00:52:06Twins.
00:52:07Two blessings.
00:52:09You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:52:12Mom.
00:52:12No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:52:14You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:52:17To raise me?
00:52:18Jeez.
00:52:19Wow.
00:52:19I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:21I ain't taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:24Then prove it.
00:52:26Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:31I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:33I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:45Excuse me?
00:52:46I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:55How does that solve anything?
00:52:57I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:53:01No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:53:05Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:53:09Yeah, right, fine.
00:53:10Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:53:15Maybe I do, okay?
00:53:17Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:23Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:28Enough!
00:53:28Let Ben answer.
00:53:32Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:36No.
00:53:38That's it.
00:53:40I've said no.
00:53:42What else do you want?
00:53:43I don't know.
00:53:47Defend me.
00:53:50Defend yourself.
00:53:52I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:58Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:54:02Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:54:04Sorry to disappoint you.
00:54:05I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:54:07I just want it better for you.
00:54:09You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:54:12Ben is not some guy.
00:54:14He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:54:18So...
00:54:21Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:30She'll give me the money?
00:54:36She'll give me the money?
00:54:37I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:50Kelsa's going to stay in school.
00:54:52She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:56You are going to stay out of her way.
00:55:01She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:55:06Who do I make the check out to?
00:55:16I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:55:18It's my fault.
00:55:20No, don't say that.
00:55:21I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:24Boy, what an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:27I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:29Yeah, me too.
00:55:31But my mom was right.
00:55:34I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:40Save it, Hunter.
00:55:41I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:44Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:48What is it?
00:55:52I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:54What's it say?
00:56:01Um, nothing.
00:56:03I just want some time alone, so I'll, um, I'll catch you later.
00:56:09Ugh.
00:56:10I knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:56:13Word.
00:56:14Well, since she asked for some space.
00:56:17You want to make out?
00:56:17I was never faking it.
00:56:26I'm sorry.
00:56:27Kelsey!
00:56:40There you are.
00:56:42Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:47Ben never played you.
00:56:48He was being honest.
00:56:50He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:51So you're defending him?
00:56:54Even after he left?
00:56:56I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:59Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:57:02Look, he has his reasons.
00:57:05I think.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08Ben is just another deadbeat daddy, knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:24This isn't real.
00:57:26It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:29Face it.
00:57:30You're not special.
00:57:31You know what?
00:57:33Just stop.
00:57:35You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:38Just.
00:57:39Like.
00:57:39Me.
00:57:56Hey!
00:57:57Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:58:00Look at this.
00:58:01Look how cute this is.
00:58:03This little changing table.
00:58:04That's the crib.
00:58:05That's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:58:08And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:58:11We've got the little clothes here.
00:58:13I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:58:17I know.
00:58:18I've been hard on you, Kels.
00:58:19But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:23Wow, Skye, you look so good for deep.
00:58:28Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know, for what, for being like six months
00:58:57pregnant oh i'm not pregnant
00:59:04that was just a lie i told ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser kelsey
00:59:10isn't that kind of fucked up whatever
00:59:19ugh i can't believe that absolute bitch what are we gonna do what do you mean
00:59:26we'll have to get ben and kelsey back together doug oh ben i miss that guy talked to him since he left
00:59:35uh no
00:59:39boys are so dumb okay here's the plan have you ever seen the pear trap yeah uh with lindsay lohan and
00:59:47her twin yeah but she's not actually a twin never mind the point is we have to get them in the same
00:59:57room without them knowing oh okay i i still don't understand
01:00:06call ben now okay where are you going i have a party to plan
01:00:10i'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch it's like old times minus the mimosas i mean i'm gonna
01:00:22have a mimosa but you should not i know i'm really excited that we're hanging out too although i was
01:00:29thinking i should really get back to work girl you need to relax and let loose a little bit
01:00:36you're gonna be a mommy soon speaking of which
01:00:40surprise
01:00:53a baby shower you did this all for me well i had some help my baby's having babies
01:01:06mom you didn't have to do that oh sweetie of course i did i'm so sorry about how i reacted when
01:01:11you first told me you were pregnant i am so so happy for you okay come on let's get this fun start
01:01:31i don't mind if i do
01:01:49dude this place has got the tastiest waffles trust me bro it's really good to see you man but i'm
01:01:55probably just gonna get back to work gotta loosen up man let's get some mimosas in you i'm not really
01:02:01drinking anymore who are you and what have you done with my bed so this one is from your grandmother
01:02:13she got me something the woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass
01:02:19don't complain she didn't get me a damn thing
01:02:21all of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket
01:02:30and just one she doesn't know i'm having twins right
01:02:34i told you she's not really good at gift giving
01:02:38take it back okay so there's just one more present
01:02:49i don't know
01:03:00hunter well i brought you here because sky's lying she was never pregnant she just made that up to
01:03:07break you guys up it doesn't matter you still left i left because i was ashamed
01:03:13i failed you i failed us i failed our kids i figured the hundred thousand dollars would do
01:03:21more for you than i ever could you thought i wanted the money more than you no i didn't think you wanted
01:03:26the money i just thought you wanted the security i leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange
01:03:31for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show that was the deal so you're saying you left
01:03:37for me yeah i had to leave for you girl sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face
01:03:45her fake baby
01:03:47but if it was real i would have sent money i would have loved it too
01:03:52loved it enough to stay away not ruin his life like i ruined yours
01:03:56you didn't ruin my life
01:03:58you leaving without a trace no phone call or anything that ruined my life
01:04:07sorry i didn't mean to hurt you well you did
01:04:15i love you kelsey i did then and i do right now
01:04:19i never stopped loving you i just stopped loving myself i promise you i will never leave your side ever
01:04:30again just please take me back
01:04:36please kelsey
01:04:43i'm sorry ben
01:04:49i am i understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did
01:04:57sky was terrible for lying to you like that
01:05:02but i can't
01:05:06i can't do this again
01:05:10and i have to do what's best for me and the babies
01:05:12and that means not being with you i mean we can be co-parents and friends but
01:05:25we can't be together i hope you understand
01:05:34i do
01:05:37time for plan b
01:05:37so where are we going it's spring break and you're about to pop you need to unwind okay well
01:05:49the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show well you can't get any more pregnant
01:05:55than you already are i think aren't you going to med school shouldn't you like know this i miss that day
01:06:07i don't know if you're going to be in the woods with your best bros
01:06:14nothing like being in the woods with your best bros
01:06:16yeah man it's nice to get away from the hole
01:06:27who's that
01:06:30dude you said it was gonna be bros weekend
01:06:33bros
01:06:35and hoes
01:06:37kelsey this is not my hoe i mean girlfriend man she's a lovely woman dude she's carrying my kids
01:06:43why is she here
01:06:54no uh-uh i'm not spending a week in the woods with ben
01:06:57i'm pregnant hormonal and still a little mad at ben no way i can spend an entire week with him
01:07:08okay well then what are you gonna do about it mama you're already here in the woods a thousand miles
01:07:14from campus we're like 20 miles away tops okay well i'm not driving you back so you're stuck here
01:07:22barrington with me and ben
01:07:32i think the plan's going great
01:07:36what plan
01:07:37guys you're trying to get us back together no no not at all
01:07:48mm-hmm
01:08:07my whole body hurts here's a tip
01:08:12but never get pregnant okay
01:08:17where are um
01:08:18hunter and mary went on a hike
01:08:21you didn't want to go
01:08:22i wanted to be here with you
01:08:25ben
01:08:26look i know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week and
01:08:31i don't blame you after what i did to you you know
01:08:35i don't hate you ben and especially when you make me deep
01:08:39i don't know if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone just let me know
01:08:47but if you want company well hunter and mary do whatever it is they do i can show you around
01:08:55i grew up in these woods practically i plan on taking our kids here one day
01:09:01how do you do that
01:09:05make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever
01:09:09i'm surprised the tub didn't overflow excuse me i said i didn't know cows could swim
01:09:37do you want to say that again to the mother of my children
01:09:53jesus ben chill used to be cool man you're a legend what's wrong with you
01:09:59you okay you know i should tell you that violence is never the answer but he's kind of cute you're
01:10:10going to be going macho over our family family huh
01:10:24guys
01:10:38don't know
01:10:40Kels, I know I fucked up, everything I've done was for you, I just didn't go about it the right way, if you give me another chance, I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:11:10Oh, really?
01:11:19I swear, I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:22You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:25So do we.
01:11:28So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:33Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:37Oh my god, you're gonna drop me.
01:11:41I like your work ethic, Miss Miller. Working late during spring break?
01:11:58Thanks, Prof. Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:12:02Well, keep it up. And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the Showcase next week.
01:12:09Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:12:12Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:12:14I'll show that bitch. There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the Showcase.
01:12:26I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:32And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:35That asshole with Chad took the second you left, bro. I'm sorry, man.
01:12:38I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:42Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:46And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:49Do you?
01:12:50And the baby kicks. Like, hard.
01:12:53Sounds perfect to me.
01:13:01Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:13:03What's wrong?
01:13:05Skye.
01:13:09She stole my designs.
01:13:16What's wrong?
01:13:18All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:21Oh, my God. We've got to tell someone.
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:29That's Marissa Elion.
01:13:31This is just some of the work you'll see at the Showcase.
01:13:37This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:41And here's one of our most accomplished students.
01:13:46Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:49Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:54Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:14:00Actually, it's going to be a surprise.
01:14:03Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:14:06It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:14:08I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:14:10I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:14:16What was that?
01:14:20Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:24Skye can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:27She already has.
01:14:29They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:31I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:40Even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:43Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:45No, absolutely not.
01:14:46It's over.
01:14:47Hey.
01:14:48That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:49The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:50She fights for herself.
01:14:51She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:53I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:14:54But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:14:56And then...
01:14:57There's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:00I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:01I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:06No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:07Kelsey.
01:15:08Kelsey.
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:10I don't know how to sew.
01:15:11I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:15:13But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:25I mean, I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:28No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:34Kelsey.
01:15:35Yes.
01:15:36You can.
01:15:37I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:40Same.
01:15:41If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:45Ditto.
01:15:46Whatever she said.
01:15:50You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:53Duh.
01:15:55Guys.
01:15:56Let's get to work.
01:16:07Put some fabric down.
01:16:08Put this down.
01:16:09And then you'll thread this.
01:16:11So go ahead and do that.
01:16:16See, there you go.
01:16:21Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:23Perfect.
01:16:24Thank you so much.
01:16:30We did it, guys.
01:16:32I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:35It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:37You crushed it.
01:16:39Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:42Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:44Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:45I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:47Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:50I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53Harvard.
01:16:55Why?
01:16:56What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:57Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:59No idea.
01:17:00Well, what are we waiting for?
01:17:01Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:17:02Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:17:03Thank you, honey.
01:17:04All night.
01:17:07All night.
01:17:08This was Skye Miller
01:17:27with Sky High Designs.
01:17:31More like Sky High Designs.
01:17:38I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement
01:17:48for one Miss Skye Miller.
01:17:51This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:18:01of her design months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:18:06Miss Skye Miller, is this true?
01:18:08No!
01:18:10Yes, I don't know.
01:18:12Please, don't fail me.
01:18:16This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:20Hey, let go!
01:18:23Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:29designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Skye.
01:18:33Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:36Bye.
01:18:40Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:45Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:49Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:53Kelsey?
01:18:54Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:55You got this.
01:18:56You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
01:19:09what's wrong?
01:19:10What's wrong?
01:19:11What's wrong?
01:19:12I think I just had a contraction.
01:19:15A contraction?
01:19:18We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:20I know.
01:19:21I'm...
01:19:22Oh, wait, it's just false alarm.
01:19:25You're fine?
01:19:26Mm-hmm.
01:19:27Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:29Yeah, I can.
01:19:31Yeah, I can.
01:19:44Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my designs
01:19:51were stolen.
01:19:52I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:55But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:59Shouldn't maternity wear look like two?
01:20:02Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that
01:20:07Skye showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:20:12So my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:21because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful
01:20:28and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:32Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:38It's something to celebrate.
01:20:41So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:44I take it back.
01:20:45Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:46And that is my presentation.
01:20:48I take it back.
01:20:49Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:50And that is my presentation.
01:20:52I take it back.
01:20:53Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:54And that is my presentation.
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57What's going on?
01:20:58I think I...
01:20:59I think my water just broke.
01:21:01Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
01:21:16I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:20Is she okay?
01:21:22Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:23A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:24One boy, one girl.
01:21:25What about Kelsey?
01:21:26Couldn't be better.
01:21:27I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:43Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:50Grandma?
01:21:51You're precious.
01:21:52I'm gonna go get these two changed.
01:22:18I've never seen her show last night.
01:22:21They're impressive.
01:22:23And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:27You actually came?
01:22:30Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:35I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:41Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:43Pardon my language.
01:22:46How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:56And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:23:02So you're not ashamed of me because I was pregnant?
01:23:07Ashamed?
01:23:08No.
01:23:09A wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:23:17I used to love knitting.
01:23:18I wasn't very good.
01:23:19And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:32But I never gave it to her.
01:23:36My vanity got in the way.
01:23:39The blanket.
01:23:40That...
01:23:41That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:46After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:49And it's not very fancy or very good, but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:59And how much your babies mean to me.
01:24:03And I made another one for the boy.
01:24:12I love them, Grandma.
01:24:14Oh, thank you.
01:24:23Kels?
01:24:24You have another visitor.
01:24:33Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:34I mean, Mr. Leung, you're my hero.
01:24:44And you're mine after last night.
01:24:48The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and your collection.
01:24:54It really spoke to me.
01:24:56I'm a working mom, too, and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:25:02and feel proud of.
01:25:04So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:25:10I had to come and pay the young mama a visit.
01:25:14And give you this.
01:25:18I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies.
01:25:24And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:30Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:31Absolutely.
01:25:32I want you to design our maternity line for the House of Leung.
01:25:35If you're interested.
01:25:40She's interested.
01:25:41Great.
01:25:42I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsey.
01:25:54Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:55Looks like mommy's going to be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:26:00But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:26:08Congratulations, Isabella.
01:26:13The next name that I'm going to read makes me very proud.
01:26:17Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:19Congratulations.
01:26:20There you go.
01:26:21Dude, I found it.
01:26:23It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:24Oh my God.
01:26:25Dude, I owe you.
01:26:28I'm so proud of you.
01:26:30I'm so proud of you.
01:26:31There you go.
01:26:35Dude, I found it.
01:26:37It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:39Oh, my God.
01:26:41Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:50I'm so proud of you.
01:26:56Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:59Come to the stage.
01:27:02But I didn't finish my degree.
01:27:05Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:27:08I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:27:16All right, Benjamin.
01:27:19You may have to finish a few classes during the summer,
01:27:24but I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:29Thank you, Benjamin.
01:27:32Grandma.
01:27:33Just call me Grandma.
01:27:35And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:39Skye Miller.
01:27:48You are not graduating.
01:27:55You can't do this.
01:27:57Oh, yes.
01:28:00I think I can.
01:28:01Passant to chapter 32, section B, row 2.
01:28:06Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:28:09but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:28:13Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:28:15Thank you, Hunter.
01:28:17Thank you, Hunter.
01:28:19So this dean has decided
01:28:20that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:25And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:36Congratulations.
01:28:37You are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:44Except for Skye.
01:28:46Except Skye.
01:28:47Congratulations.
01:28:52Hey, Mom.
01:29:00Where are the...
01:29:01Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:29:10And it has not been easy.
01:29:12And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:29:19Yes!
01:29:19Yes, I'll marry you!
01:29:20Woo!
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