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00:00I asked one question. Will M2 have the algorithm? And that was apparently enough to trigger a full national security improv sketch.
00:06The answers I got? Vague, contradictory, sanitized.
00:10It's like everyone involved has taken a vow of ambiguity with a minor in gaslighting, so here's what's actually happening.
00:15ByteDance, the same company we're supposedly cutting ties with, is building the app.
00:20Yup, still them. Not Oracle. Not the government.
00:23ByteDance, the same architects, just now working from Singapore and swearing they're being good boys this time.
00:28But wait, it's on United States soil, right? Hosted on Oracle Cloud, under United States regulations, surely that makes it different?
00:35No, it makes it branded. Like slapping a Made in America sticker on a rice cooker built in Shenzhen.
00:41And the algorithm? You're not getting the one you loved.
00:44You're getting a United States-trained remix, Rush built from a domestically-starved data set.
00:48It won't know your taste, your humor, your weird niche interests. It's a reboot without the memory.
00:52A For You feed with amnesia. Content migration? Not confirmed. Followers? Not promised. Global reach? Dead on arrival.
00:59M2 will exist in a local dome. No signal bouncing off international satellites. No virality across borders.
01:05No duet chains that stretch across accents, time zones, and culture. It's TikTok with blinders on.
01:10And we're calling this sovereignty, security. No.
01:13It's optics. It's administration cosplay. It's political theater staged on a tech platform.
01:19And every user is now an unpaid extra in a show they didn't audition for.
01:23And let's talk about the architect of this circus.
01:26Mister, we made China build it for us.
01:29You forced the same people we were supposedly scared of to create the so-called safe version?
01:35That's like asking the bank robber to install your security system because he already knows how to break in.
01:40And this whole thing might even end up on government devices because it's the American version?
01:46Are you serious? We are spending money to break something that already works.
01:51We're splitting the atom because someone had a press conference to win.
01:54The TikTok infrastructure is built. The algorithm is proven.
01:57The engagement metrics are unmatched.
01:59And we're throwing all of it out for the sake of a flag-colored PR stunt.
02:03This isn't digital sovereignty. It's algorithmic sabotage.
02:06It's a masterclass in performative panic.
02:08And yes, if you're wondering, the timeline is real.
02:12September 5th, 2025.
02:14That's when this Frankenstein monster rolls out.
02:16That's when United States users wake up to discover their TikTok has been swapped with a look-alike minus the brain.
02:23So congratulations, America.
02:24You won the right to have a domestic version of Confusion, M2.
02:28The app that looks like TikTok but functions like a trial subscription to a broken mirror.
02:32You didn't just lose an app. You lost the Internet's memory of you.
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