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Love Island UK S12 E48
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00:00Armpit smelling
00:06We've also had superb footwork
00:10Big ups
00:12Plus all the usual snogging
00:14Dancing
00:16And dating
00:18Like me and baked beans? Nah
00:20I've never got along with them
00:22Basically all the things you really like
00:24Trust us
00:26It's gonna be special
00:28I make perfect myself
00:30No, no, no, no, no
00:32I feel no pain
00:34This is Love Island Unseen Birds
00:38It was a good day in office
00:40That was amazing
00:54I believe that a change don't come
00:56I can see it like the rising sun
01:00Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bets
01:02I'm whispering because I'm hiding in the bushes
01:06Listening to the mating calls of the lesser spotted islander
01:14What a bunch of tits
01:16Whoop
01:22Stop it!
01:24No chance Meg, we're just getting started
01:26A new world
01:28This is a Love Island Unseen Birds
01:30It's a new life
01:32We've got a lot to get through so on your marks
01:34Get set
01:36Go!
01:38It's lobster's hat
01:40How's that hat falling off?
01:42He just left it
01:44We throw the whole show up in the air
01:46Move it all about
01:48Yeah, your twinkle toes there, man
01:50Gliding on air
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:53And we never quite know what's going to come out
01:55You've got zoomies
01:56She's got zoomies
02:06She's got zoomies
02:10It will leave you speechless
02:12I was going to say something
02:14Can I forget?
02:20I've forgotten
02:22Earlier in the week
02:24It looked like Helena was beginning to trust Harry
02:26And almost fall for him
02:28Right, not too far though
02:30Hang on
02:32Okay, I'm just going
02:34Three, two
02:36Do it again, do it again
02:38I got you, I got you
02:40What are you doing?
02:42You know I've got you
02:44Why are you doing that?
02:46Three, two, one
02:48Do you think you can do it with me?
02:50Yeah
02:51No, you're going to drop me
02:52That's no way
02:53We'll try it, we'll try it
02:54Alright, but don't let me go too fast
02:55Wait, hang on
02:56Like
02:57Just lean back on me now
02:58Let me see how heavy you are
03:02No, this is a terrible idea
03:04I think this is a terrible idea
03:06But we can do it
03:07It's okay, just a little bit
03:08Do you know what you're doing?
03:09No
03:10Not really
03:11Just doing that
03:12Yeah, like
03:13I'll go under my arms like that
03:14Okay
03:15Wait, wait, wait
03:16You want to let me fall a bit?
03:22Babe, that is awful
03:24What do you mean?
03:26That's you, not me
03:27You've taken my nipple off as well
03:29I got to like there
03:30Top tip
03:31Next time you play this game Helena
03:33Don't use Harry's neps as grips
03:35Here's an unseen bit of Emma and Cash getting down to some fairly whisky business
03:46Yo, so Emma
03:47I talk you through the process of making eggs, yeah?
03:49I'm actually watching
03:50With a man from South London, you get me?
03:52Mm-hmm
03:53So cool
03:54You activate the wrist action with the eggs
03:56You get me, scoop it up a little bit like you're picking it up and putting it back down
04:00Like you're picking up a toddler, putting it back down for like joy, you get me?
04:05Swell it in a circle like this, one of these ones
04:07Yeah, yeah, yeah
04:08Yeah?
04:09Check your stance
04:10If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time and just wrist action, you get me?
04:15Look into the distance
04:17Make it look like you're not even trying to put effort into it
04:20Better that
04:21Then, get season in
04:23Not season on
04:24Season in, you get me?
04:25Add a little bit of pepper
04:26Not too much though, cos we're not trying to achoo
04:28You get me?
04:29Then
04:30After that
04:31There's this tin called Assault
04:33You get me?
04:34There's Assault
04:36This clip has all the classic hallmarks of another kitchen sink drama
04:43Starring
04:44Cash and Emma
04:46In Where's the Salt?
04:48Do you want me to look for it?
04:51Erm
04:52We'll be somewhere
04:56It's here
04:57You actually just looked like a man
04:59Yes
05:00You didn't even try, it was right there
05:01Obviously because you were short, I thought it would be easier for you to get corporate
05:04You just want me to get involved, don't you?
05:06Get me, I did
05:07Yeah
05:08Cash couldn't even find the salt
05:09I thought he was a seasoned chef
05:11That's a good day in the office
05:13That was amazing, thank you
05:14Almost broke a sweat
05:28Ella in the week, we saw the kissing challenge
05:31Instant attraction
05:32Something's in the air
05:34The girls had to go along the line of boys and kiss each one
05:37Without knowing who it was, the boys had to give them marks out of ten
05:41It was really just an excuse for the islanders to eat each other's faces
05:45Bon Appetit
05:48Why is he now getting handsy?
05:51But one diner left very bad reviews
05:54That kiss was two words, no good
05:57Zero out of ten
05:58I'll give it a three out of ten
05:59I'll give that a minus one
06:01Are you going to complain about all of them?
06:03Which left a very sour taste in Yasmin's mouth
06:05His comments, I just thought, were just rude
06:08Yeah
06:09And they just didn't need to be that nasty
06:11But Dijon couldn't be forked
06:13Dijon
06:15I'm really sorry you're eating but can I grab you for a real quick chat
06:19I'm sorry, I'm going to have to look away on your eyes
06:21What are you eating?
06:22Some pasta
06:29But what was all the fusilli about that pasta?
06:36Well here's Dijon's recipe for the perfect pasta
06:39Step one, choose only the finest ingredients
06:43I saw a pasta in the fridge, was that yours?
06:45Yeah, I put two up
06:46Is it?
06:47Is it?
06:48Yeah
06:49Do you think I could still eat it?
06:50Yeah, it was only yesterday
06:52Yeah, let's go eat
06:53Step two, use traditional Italian cooking technique
06:57We'll warm these up in the pan
06:59Step three, choose your dining partners carefully
07:02Are you two going to eat all of that?
07:04Yeah
07:05What?
07:06100%
07:07What, you are?
07:08Yeah, I'm starving
07:09Me and Meg
07:10No problem, don't worry about your best pals or anything
07:12What, do you want some?
07:13You can have some of us
07:14If you want some, you can have some
07:15I won't have a lot
07:16Yeah
07:17It's going to have some pineapple
07:18I didn't want any pasta
07:19Step four, garnish with the finest leftover sliced turkey
07:23Oh D, that pasta's a fucking joke
07:25And the finest sauce
07:27Can you get the peronese for me please, Ty?
07:29From the fridge?
07:30Peronese?
07:31Yeah
07:32Are you going to give Harry a bit of that or are you beating it all?
07:33I'm going to put a little bit of peronese on it
07:34Step five, serve and enjoy
07:38This is a joke
07:39This is so good
07:40Just give it away when you're full up
07:44Hey, Harry
07:45Yo
07:46Do you want this?
07:47Yeah
07:48Go on, man
07:49What, you done?
07:50I'll leave it here
07:51Cheers, mate
07:52No worries
07:53Too tight
07:54No worries
07:55Save some for me, guys
07:58Yasmin was also upset by how Jamie handled the kissing challenge
08:10Why is he grabbing your prize after?
08:12And in this unseen bit, Boris has Yasmin's back
08:16But only her back, no lower
08:19Straight away, bro, when you go for a kiss
08:21Straight away again you went down for the cheeks
08:23It's natural, man
08:24But how, bro?
08:25I never go straight away to the cheek
08:27Straight away
08:28My first step would be
08:29So she's here
08:31Mmm
08:32Mmm
08:34Mmm
08:35Yeah, fourth step
08:36I think fourth
08:38Sometimes when it's first time
08:40I don't even go straight away for cheeks, you know
08:42For the...
08:43Because then they're gonna say
08:44Look at this guy
08:45He wanna...
08:46He just wants to grab my ass
08:47Yeah, yeah
08:48Grabs the booty regardless
08:50How you say booty?
08:51Betty
08:52Betty
08:53Nyesh
08:54Huh?
08:55Nyesh
08:56Nyesh
08:57It's not something like...
08:58Good morning
08:59Good morning
09:00Do you say in America as well that, Ton?
09:01What?
09:02I want that nyesh
09:03Do you know what nyesh is?
09:04We don't say that
09:05You know nyesh?
09:06Yeah
09:07What?
09:08We don't say that
09:09How you say it?
09:10Ass
09:11Ass
09:12Booty
09:13Ass booty
09:14I know booty, yeah
09:15And that unseen clip was a real booty
09:25The entire world of social media kicked up a stink last week
09:28When we saw Harry and Helena's relationship in the pits
09:31Am I ho...
09:32Am I ho...
09:33Am I ho...
09:34No, I'm not even honking, look
09:35You're actually not
09:37Are you sure I'd since the gym?
09:38No
09:39No
09:40Pheromones
09:41What is going on with armpit sniffing thing?
09:42I'm dot dot dot rolling on the floor laughing emoji
09:51Armpit sniff?
09:52What in the hell?
09:54Face vomiting emoji
09:55Get your nose out with that pet nose emoji
09:59Face with tears of joy emoji
10:02If you're attracted to your partner's smell
10:05You're more likely to be biologically compatible
10:08Smiley face with heart eyes emoji
10:11Smiley face with heart eyes emoji
10:14Smiley face with heart eyes emoji
10:16Smiley face with heart eyes emoji
10:18Well, just for you guys
10:20We have sniffed out some more unseen pits
10:23And there are some real humming humdingers
10:26Are your armpits honking the gaff up?
10:28Are they?
10:29I think they actually might be honking the gaff up
10:30They are a bit actually, to be fair
10:32Oh, babe, you're fucking honking it up
10:37Oh, babe, give me another sniff of that
10:39That's fucking unreal
10:40No way
10:42Come on, come on, come on, come on
10:44Let me have another whiff of that
10:45I need another whiff of that now
10:47That's fucking naughty stuff
10:49Come on, come on
10:50What the fuck?
10:52Did you ever know one?
10:58Have a sniff
11:04Helena is totally ordering her odious odour
11:06Good on her
11:07She should win a wafter
11:14When he came into the villa
11:15Jamie told everyone
11:16That he was an electrical engineer
11:17But it turns out
11:18If you actually ask him nicely
11:19He will dance for cash
11:21I taught him some footwear
11:23What's that for?
11:24Go on, Jamie
11:25Come on, come on
11:26Not as quick as that though
11:28Would you ever do strictly?
11:30Yeah, I would
11:31My friends don't strictly
11:32But they're very like
11:33And he's very like
11:34And he's very
11:35And he's very
11:36It's not explicit
11:37What we can do
11:42Trying to think of what I can show you
11:44So go
11:45Hop together like that
11:46Yeah, you've got good feet
11:48Okay
11:49Pat, tat, tat
11:50I feel like boys who do football
11:51I've got good footwork
11:52Get Harry up here
11:53Let's have a look at that
11:54You'll be eating your word
11:56They're stiff
11:57I'll jump
11:58And then put my foot that way
12:00And then put it straight
12:01Okay, okay, okay
12:02So
12:03Tap, tap, tap
12:04I just slap my leg for effect
12:05It's not even that
12:06You don't have to do that
12:07He's actually good at it
12:09Mm-hmm
12:10Oh
12:11I feel like it
12:12I think you've got some moves in you
12:13You know how to do that dance
12:14Do you know what it is?
12:15It's this part that's the most complicated
12:16So together
12:17Boom
12:18Then like go here
12:19Boom
12:20And here
12:21Oh, okay, that's not great
12:22I've already forgot my cord
12:24This is fucking hard
12:25Like you jump forward
12:26Oh, like
12:27There we go
12:28So
12:29Like in front of you
12:31Here
12:32I'll learn another time
12:33Good idea, Jamie
12:35As they say
12:36If at first you don't succeed
12:37Give up
12:38Here's an unseen clip of Helena walking the walk
12:49I'll very long walk as it goes
12:59In order to top the top with Harry
13:01Boo! What happened next?
13:20Find out after the break
13:23What's going on here, guys?
13:37Oh my god
13:38Is that nice?
13:39Welcome back to Unseen Bits
13:40Where Boris is being a right pain in the neck to tie
13:43You know that moment, bro, when you can't continue anymore
13:46So you have fatigue
13:47So you switch hands?
13:48Yeah, switch hands
13:49And the feel good moments keep coming
13:55It's Love Island Unseen Bits
14:02Our islanders have been away from home for a while now
14:04And have totally lost track of time
14:06Connor thinks it's Movember for crying out loud
14:10Isn't it interesting where Russia is?
14:13It's a totally immersive experience
14:15And all of our islanders are fully interactive
14:18I'm going to click the button here
14:20When I click the belly button
14:21What happens?
14:22When I click it
14:23If you want normal conversation
14:24You need to click button
14:25But we're not pressing that button, Boris
14:27On this show we don't really do normal
14:29Which makes it flipping fun to watch
14:37So couple up
14:38Because on this show
14:39Three is not the magic number
14:41I've never had a threesome
14:43And I think I would want to have a threesome
14:45What?
14:46What?
14:47Oh my God
14:48Get me out of this conversation
14:57Earlier we saw Helena making a long walk over to Harriet the David
15:00Well here's
15:01I've been next
15:03I'll go
15:04I'll go
15:09Oh my God
15:11Jesus Christ
15:13Oh my God
15:15I have a bit of sympathy Harry
15:17The poor woman has just collapsed with exhaustion after all that walking
15:20After flipping out in the garden earlier Jamie crashed out of Cash's dance class
15:30But thankfully Cash was still able to hurry on
15:34So left
15:35Yeah
15:36Down
15:37Out
15:38Down
15:39Out
15:40But I just don't think I'll ever be able to dance like this in my life
15:43Okay
15:44Okay what else?
15:45What else?
15:46I've got to add a bit to it now
15:47Come on
15:48Okay
15:49Like a
15:50Like a
15:51Like a
15:52Yeah
15:53Here
15:54Then look
15:55Here
15:56Then look
15:57Tap, tap, tap
15:58Tap, tap
15:59Tap, tap
16:00Tap
16:01Tap
16:02Tap
16:03Tap
16:04Tap
16:05Tap
16:06Tap
16:07Rehearsals are over here
16:08You need to show what you've learned to the toughest judge of them all
16:12Dijon
16:13Forget all the naysayers
16:16Forget all the people who said that you couldn't do this
16:19Do this
16:20Do this
16:21Do this
16:22Do this
16:22Do this
16:23If you want to do football, I'll of course put
16:26Come on
16:27Get it
16:28Hurry up here
16:29Lore
16:30Let's have a look at that
16:31You'll be eating your words
16:37Nah this is s**t man
16:39Nah this is no good
16:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
16:45Oh, my God!
16:48Yeah!
16:56What the fuck?
16:57That does you. That's a joke.
16:59Man, I left for ten minutes, man, and you were just...
17:03You were an amateur when I left.
17:05Yeah, no, that's a joke.
17:06Good effort, Harry, but when it comes to busting moves,
17:09I think we can all agree that no-one busts himself better than Jamie.
17:12She'll hopefully be sweet in the morning.
17:19Here's an exclusive unseen bit of Angel and Emma,
17:22and guess what? They're talking about their relationships.
17:25I do feel like that. I do feel like...
17:29..even after the chat, there is still some, like, random little, like...
17:34You know, you look at someone...
17:35Yeah.
17:36..and obviously...
17:37It went right in your head.
17:42Is it there? No, it's gone, it's gone.
17:44It's Islanders Get Scared By Something!
17:48What was I saying?
17:50Tell me about your, um, your chat stuff.
17:53Like, how were they? Like, were they good?
17:55Electric?
17:57Safe? Flirty?
17:59Good.
18:00What the...
18:01Why does it fly to me?
18:07Um...
18:09That wasp has got his stingers out!
18:12Ooh!
18:13Ooh!
18:13Ooh!
18:14Ooh!
18:14Is it gone?
18:16But it's got his stingers out.
18:17Oh, my God, what is that?
18:23Get out.
18:25Get out.
18:27I think we've all enjoyed watching Yaz and Jamie growing closer together this week,
18:37but how much do they really like each other?
18:41Let's find out!
18:42I think you're gonna like this!
18:44Every day we get a little bit closer to one another.
18:48Yeah.
18:48Like, and it's nice.
18:50Like, it's almost reassuring, because, like, one day I'll think,
18:53oh, I wish Yaz would do this.
18:57And then, like, the following day, you actually do it.
18:59You know what I mean?
18:59Like, I thought just, like, about, like, a waffle.
19:02Like, the way you, like, would make waffles.
19:06I'm like, oh, I wonder if she'd bring it to me one time.
19:09And then, literally, like, five minutes later, you did.
19:11So, I was like, wow.
19:13Like, it's good that, like, it's almost like you're reading my mind.
19:17Like, I don't know what kind of spell you put on me or something,
19:21but, like, you can read my mind.
19:22But, yeah, like, obviously, I'm starting to, like, like you
19:29more and more each day, so I feel like we're heading
19:32in a healthy direction.
19:33Yeah, definitely.
19:34I feel like what's nice about you is, like, you're so caring,
19:38but, like, not just about me, like, about, like, Tony, Shakira.
19:44Like, you're just...
19:45You've got to sort your girls' fans.
19:46Yeah, I was going to say, like, you're so good to them as well.
19:49And I love that, because...
19:51And I think, like, they appreciate that as well, obviously.
19:54But I just think, like, that's so nice.
19:56Okay.
19:56That's so nice.
19:57Definitely.
19:58Yeah.
19:59I feel like, you know, like, definitely.
20:02Keep grafting, Jamie, as according to my account,
20:04you like Yasmin more than twice as much as she likes you.
20:08Like.
20:13It is a totally untrue fact that Boris is a trained masseuse,
20:16but he never lets the facts get in the way of a good unseen clip.
20:20Here he is putting his talents to the test.
20:23I make perfect massage for her.
20:25She's in seven heaven.
20:27I need to arrange something.
20:30I just need baby one.
20:32The fuck, how many things are here, bro?
20:34Here, I don't know.
20:36There's not going to be a team.
20:39No?
20:41Here's baby one.
20:42I found it.
20:44Let's see.
20:46So what we're going to do is...
20:48Okay, she's going to be like this.
20:53I can do like this.
20:55Let me try.
20:57Not possible.
21:00Like this.
21:06Billy.
21:07What's up?
21:08You forgot about that you're having a scheduled massage right now.
21:11Oh, L-O-L.
21:16Upwards.
21:16Oh, my days.
21:18Oh, you're in safe hands.
21:19As you know, my hands are safe.
21:22And soft.
21:22And soft.
21:23It's strictly professional, just massage, nothing else.
21:26Okay.
21:27So as you know, that I made a course for massage like a few years ago,
21:31for classic massage.
21:33If I like someone, I'm going to make even a massage.
21:37You know what?
21:38When I get massages, I hate the music they play.
21:41Really?
21:42Yeah, but I like very chill songs anyway.
21:44We hear you, Billy Kiss.
21:54Mm-hmm.
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22:48Why are we walking like that?
23:07Like penguins.
23:09Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where we are taking a walk on the wild side.
23:28These unseen clips will hit you where it hurts.
23:33Ow!
23:35Did you hit yourself?
23:37No!
23:37And I have you busting shapes.
23:40Wait, so down, in, up.
23:42This arm ends like that, there we go, like that.
23:44OK.
23:45Yeah.
23:46So, tap, tap, ta-ha-ha-ha.
23:47Oh, man, that's quick.
23:49Yeah, he's like...
23:51As we follow our Islanders' movements very closely indeed.
23:57Normally, I wake up, have a poop.
23:59That's it.
24:00And then, before I go to bed, I poop.
24:02Yeah, night poop too.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Just kind of let it all out.
24:05Morning poop, before you shower.
24:07Yeah.
24:08And after a long day, poop.
24:09Yeah.
24:10The best poops.
24:11I hope they're not recording this.
24:13We're recording it all, Shakira.
24:16That's the whole point.
24:18After all, this is Love Island Unseen Shibbit.
24:21Here's an unseen clip of Tony trading transatlantic talk with her fellow Islanders.
24:27Do you guys wear boxes underneath your swim shorts?
24:31Do I?
24:32Why?
24:33What is the purpose?
24:34Sometimes I do.
24:35Sometimes I don't.
24:36I feel like that's quite American.
24:37Is it?
24:38Yeah, I don't get it.
24:39It's a bit stupid stuff.
24:40Oh, what?
24:41Wearing boxers?
24:42Is an American thing?
24:43Nah.
24:44I've always wanted.
24:45Nah, I ain't.
24:48Freeballing?
24:49Tony says some words that I only hear, like, on TikTok and that Americans say.
24:54It's so funny.
24:55How could she call you a bozo?
24:58Bozo.
25:01Great morning, everyone.
25:03Great morning.
25:04That's the most American thing you've said since you've been here.
25:08That a bozo is.
25:09Yeah, bozo is ridiculous, by the way.
25:11That is top work.
25:12You bozo.
25:14Are you guys going to eat these?
25:15Do you have prawn crackers in the US?
25:16Yeah.
25:17But they're shrimp chips.
25:18Shrimp chips is crazy.
25:19Have you heard that?
25:20No, Tones.
25:21No, Tones.
25:22Prawn crackers are shrimp chips.
25:23That's crazy work.
25:24Have you heard that part?
25:25Yeah.
25:26What Tony calls a prawn cracker?
25:27Shrimp chips?
25:28Shrimp chips?
25:29Scandalous.
25:30That's no good.
25:31I feel evil.
25:32What's on there?
25:33Cracker.
25:34You pick my nose and you're cute.
25:35You're the only person who's ever picked my nose ever in this life, you know?
25:38That's what makes it a habit.
25:39You don't have boogies.
25:44I don't usually have boogies.
25:46They're not boogies.
25:47They're boogies.
26:07Bogeys.
26:08Bogeys.
26:09Bogeys.
26:10Bogeys.
26:11So do you say the bogeyman?
26:13Bogeyman.
26:14Bogeyman, yeah.
26:15Boogie.
26:16The bogeyman's a different thing though, he's not a bogey.
26:18It's the same word.
26:19Bogeyman.
26:20Do you know who the bogeyman is?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Personally.
26:24I'm the fucking bogeyman.
26:26Well you do pick Cash's nose for pleasure, so it's snot beyond the realms of possibility,
26:32Tony.
26:37What's up?
26:38It's your boy Tiny Tempa.
26:39I'm officially in the Love Island villa.
26:41I cannot believe it.
26:42What an experience it was to headline the first official Love Island Fest.
26:48We bring the stars out.
26:50We bring the women and the cars in the car town.
26:52I had a great time.
26:54Crowd was amazing.
26:55And we can do this until we pass out.
26:59I could see all the islanders singing along, rapping along to all the lyrics.
27:04I saw people coming up with dance moves that I wish I did for certain songs.
27:17I see the walk.
27:18I see the walk, my boy.
27:20It's getting ravy, so whip it up.
27:21Yeah.
27:22I got the keys to the king.
27:24Yo, yo.
27:25It's getting ravy, so eat it up.
27:27Rocky Razor in a Tay car.
27:29They got chains that got eight cars full of A-subs.
27:32Megan, Billie, kiss.
27:34Hit your heart out.
27:36Hey.
27:37I'm a fan of the girls, so I thought they deserved a shout out.
27:40They've definitely been repping.
27:41I came to blow out Easter school.
27:43Hey, hey.
27:44It's getting ravy, so whip it up.
27:46The atmosphere was incredible.
27:48Love Island Fest was definitely up there in the ranks, man.
27:51We need to do this again.
27:52I want to do this every single year.
27:54We've got to put this on the schedule.
27:55It's getting ravy, so eat it up.
27:58Yo, L.I. Fest, make some noise!
28:00You know what?
28:01It's absolutely incredible to be headlining Love Island Fest,
28:03but it's even more incredible to be on Unseen Bits.
28:07Thanks for that, Tiny.
28:09We loved having you here, too.
28:11Here's some Unseen Reels of the L.I. Fest.
28:14Let's go!
28:16It's a celebration, can we celebrate?
28:20This sensation got me feeling great.
28:24Should be celebrating, please don't make me wait.
28:28For the celebration, can we celebrate?
28:32Yes, we can.
28:34Y'all know who I am.
28:36I make it hot, I keep my foot on the gas.
28:38And I won't stop, I want this night to last, yeah.
28:41It's a celebration, can we celebrate?
28:45I come out and I thought it said Lee Fest.
28:47Lee Fest?
28:49Oh, my God.
28:52Oh, my God.
28:54Lee Fest.
28:56I realised it was Love Island.
28:58And one of the best things about festivals,
29:01apart from the toilets, are the food trucks.
29:03Those are some big wieners.
29:05Hungry work, this festival lark.
29:07When Maya heard there were hot dogs on the menu,
29:10she hot-footed it up to the festival.
29:12This one's a jam like Maya.
29:14Ooh, fire.
29:16She loves the hot dog she does.
29:19This one's a jam like Maya.
29:21Ah, it's Maya.
29:23We're having a nice party.
29:24Yeah.
29:25There might still be some hot dogs, Maya.
29:27Yeah.
29:28She's probably still warm in there.
29:29I don't think she's here for the hot dogs, Shakira.
29:31Actually, Tony, Maya was desperate for some junk food,
29:34but before she could put her order in, she just had some news.
29:38The public have been voting for their favourite girl
29:41and their favourite boy.
29:43But it was the least favourite who were mustard.
29:45Emma.
29:49Boris.
29:50You've been dumped from the island.
29:54I'll leave you to say your goodbyes.
29:56This one's a jam like Maya.
29:58Ooh, fire.
30:00Maya did get her hot dog, but she also got ketchup all over her dress.
30:04This one's a jam like Maya.
30:06After a quick change, she got an Access All Areas pass
30:09and crashed the after party.
30:11Biricus and Angel, you are now at risk of being dumped from the island.
30:16And it was the four favourite islanders who had the tough decision to make.
30:20As much as everyone in here deserves a chance to find love,
30:23we've had to take into consideration existing connections.
30:28So, the islander that we've decided to dump is Billy Kiss.
30:34Time to pack up, Billy Kiss.
30:38Can we help you at all?
30:40No, it's okay.
30:41I think everything is pretty...
30:42Like, there's not much stuff anyways.
30:46Sorry.
30:50There's really no way we can help you.
30:56No, honestly.
30:57I'm half-wit or I'm almost done.
30:59Right, so let's fill up the suitcase, girls.
31:01Whoa, that's heavy.
31:03Do you know what, actually?
31:08I need to open the suitcase again.
31:10What's in the bag must remain a mystery.
31:13The Billy Kiss case is now closed.
31:15Here's an unseen clip of Meg and Dijon having a very familiar conversation.
31:28I've got deja vu.
31:30This happened before.
31:32This has happened before.
31:33When did it happen? In your dream?
31:34Hang on, that's not a new unseen clip.
31:36I've seen this before.
31:37I've got deja vu.
31:38This happened before.
31:39This has happened before.
31:40This has happened before.
31:41When did it happen? In your dream?
31:42Oh, no, we're stuck in a flashback loop.
31:43A repetitive cycle that goes on and on and on and on and on.
31:45You get the idea.
31:46This has happened before.
31:47When did it happen in your dream?
31:48Quick, do something.
31:49Try a different sound effect.
31:50This has happened before.
31:51When did it happen in your dream?
31:52That didn't work.
31:53Try this one.
31:54!
32:04Bingo!
32:05It works!
32:07Yo, yo, yo!
32:08HelloI!
32:09Who the fuck is shouting yo yo yo?
32:12Did you miss us!
32:13Cos we miss you!
32:15Oh no I am getting that feeling again.
32:18Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj !
32:21What was it called? Déjà Bleu?
32:23Welcome, Bleu.
32:25What's happening, Maya? You all right?
32:26OK, I'm sick of being trapped in the past.
32:28Let's try that spinning effect.
32:33I think it's called Megan.
32:36You're from Ireland? Yeah.
32:38Why did you say it like that? Ireland.
32:40Cos I don't know how to say it. Ireland. Ireland.
32:43What do you do? I was an energy broker before I came in here.
32:46A what? Energy what? Broker. Energy broker?
32:48Yeah, so, like, salesperson on phone for energy.
32:52For energy? Like, energy contracts, like gas, electric, all that shit.
32:55Oh, oh, oh, oh. I just have an accent, so it seems to work for me.
32:58What? Walk?
33:00I need to slow down. I have an accent, so it seems to work for me.
33:04Work for you? Work. No, the way you say work is crazy.
33:06OK, can you cook? No. Fuck no.
33:09If it doesn't go on an air fryer, I don't want to know about it.
33:11It's going the wrong way right now.
33:13What, no, you can't even fry a young onion?
33:15I don't even like onions. You don't like onions?
33:20No. No, this is no good.
33:22Where's our second date?
33:24Where would our second date be? If we went on the outside.
33:27My steakhouse in London. Yeah, OK.
33:30And then maybe we'll go for some drinks after. Yeah.
33:33What's your favourite food? Steak and truffle mash.
33:37Truffle mash? Yeah.
33:39Is truffle garlic?
33:41Actually, truffle is mushrooms. No, someone said that to me.
33:45Someone said, how do you not like truffle if you love garlic?
33:49Jesus. Do you like garlic?
33:51Yeah, I like garlic. I love garlic.
33:53The only thing I don't like is baked beans.
33:55Baked beans? Fucking ate baked beans.
33:57You hate them? Yeah. Why?
33:59I don't know, I just don't like them. I've never got along with them.
34:01I've never got along with them. Me and them argue all the time.
34:09Like, me and baked beans? Nah.
34:11We've got beefs. We fell out when we were younger.
34:14When we were younger, when I was younger.
34:19No, do you know one food I don't like is doughnuts.
34:21Doughnuts? Like, any type of doughnuts?
34:24Any doughnut. But it's weird, cos I love cake.
34:26Love cake. Yeah. What's your favourite cake?
34:28Angel cakes. Of course it is.
34:30Are you ticklish? No, not at all.
34:33Oh, my God. Wait, so how many of you are not ticklish anyway?
34:35I'm not ticklish. Are you?
34:37Not massively. Only...
34:39So, I'm only ticklish if you can tickle.
34:42No, like, if you can actually tickle, then I'm ticklish.
34:45Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
34:47What do you mean, if you can actually tickle?
34:49Is there any one wrong way I would tickle it?
34:51Like, does it have to be, like, soft, tickle, tickle?
34:54No, it has to be, like...
34:56I don't know, just a tickle. You know, like, some people can't tickle.
34:59No.
35:01What, when they're just going...
35:02Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
35:09It's like...
35:12No, you know, I'm a little bit ticklish.
35:14And with you, Blue, I'm not ticklish at all.
35:16I'm 100% Scottish.
35:18I know the girls love to wear a lot of make-up,
35:22but the size of the cotton wool balls they use
35:24are getting out of control.
35:26Still, they seem to be having a ball.
35:28Who did we have a podcast with?
35:29I think it was Harrison and we made him hold the ball
35:31if he wanted to speak.
35:32Oh!
35:33You're out.
35:34Get out. Get out.
35:36Get out. Get out.
35:39You boring bitch.
35:41You want to call me boring?
35:46You used to call me me all the time.
35:49There was a question in that one.
35:50OK, take your eye off the ball and guess.
35:53What happened next?
35:56Find out after the ball.
35:58I mean, break.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14Can you feel it, feel it?
36:16So get your groove back on.
36:18Can you feel it now?
36:19Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:22It's all just something you feel.
36:25Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:28We've been dipping our toes into the best clips you don't get to see.
36:32I'm pretty sure that toe's bigger than your little finger.
36:35Clothes?
36:37That's insane.
36:38That sends you all jumping for joy.
36:43Wow!
36:44Because we've got more clips for you to dunk into.
36:48What are you dunking at in?
36:49That's not a proper tea you're dunking in, is it?
36:51That's nasty of his green tea.
36:53No, that's not.
36:54Meg. Meg, that is criminal.
36:58Oh.
36:59Prepare for the world to be turned on its head.
37:02LAUGHTER
37:04It's the Love Island Unseen Bits!
37:08To celebrate the Lionesses making the final of the Euros
37:11before the break, the girls were playing some ball games.
37:14LAUGHTER
37:15You used to come at me all the time.
37:17There was aggression in that one.
37:21Like, boo! What happened next?
37:28I didn't expect that one. Oh.
37:29Oh, no! Oh, no, he's already hit!
37:32Jamie!
37:33No!
37:34Jamie, no!
37:36That scared the shit out of me.
37:39What the fuck?
37:41I actually fully bumped it like that.
37:43If you can't play...
37:44I need bubble wrap, man.
37:46You need more than bubble wrap, Jamie.
37:48You need a suit of armour, pal!
37:57Since she came back to the villa,
37:58Ty has been itching to ask Megan something.
38:01I get to see the Harry Potter scar in Flash.
38:02Oh, yeah, it was itching today.
38:04That means bad things are going to happen.
38:05Does it? Is that real?
38:06Yeah, it was itching this morning.
38:07Fuck, I know.
38:08So, but that's coming.
38:09I know!
38:10And Megan's scar is never wrong.
38:13Brace yourself for...
38:16The Islanders and the Order of the Graftys!
38:21Yes, it's the most prestigious awards ceremony of the season.
38:24And like all good awards ceremonies,
38:26it led to people storming off.
38:29It's not easy watching that back.
38:30For who? You or me?
38:40So, let's cheer everyone up with our Unseen Bits Awards!
38:45The Daftys!
38:56First up, the best no-filter moment.
38:58The nominees are...
39:00Harry!
39:01For the words of wisdom that pass from his lips.
39:04Pff.
39:05Nice.
39:06Yasmin, for her stylish takedowns.
39:12Harry's Charles is a giving like,
39:13I found myself in Thailand.
39:15I was thinking that too, there should be elephants on there.
39:19But the winner is...
39:20Angel!
39:21For tricking the villa's resident joker into this uncensored slip.
39:25Harry, do you know Dan?
39:27Erm, what's his last name?
39:29Dan Gleeballs?
39:31Nah.
39:32What?
39:33I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:34I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:36I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:37I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:38I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:39I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:40I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:41Next up, the most emotional moments.
39:44The nominees are...
39:46Dressing Room Disco.
39:53The Boys Bedroom Bop.
39:55And the winner is...
40:06Angel's AstroTurf Athletics.
40:13Impressive and slightly terrifying.
40:16And finally, the award that made the most noise.
40:19The Fartiest Performance.
40:21And the nominees are...
40:23Yasmin for Better Out Than In.
40:28Guys, I just farted again.
40:30This is dangerous.
40:31And whoever did this anonymous entry...
40:33Oh, what is that smile, then?
40:35Don't make me gag.
40:39Don't make me gag.
40:41No, stop.
40:42Mate, spray something then.
40:45Someone farted.
40:46Someone.
40:47There's only three of you.
40:48It wasn't me.
40:49But the winner for Technical Brilliance is...
40:52Jamie!
40:53With a nuclear bomb bomb to rival Oppenheimer.
41:00We were blown away by his encore.
41:02Congratulations to the winners.
41:03And everyone else, remember, it's the taking fart that counts.
41:13That's funny.
41:15It's time now for Beach Hot Beninza!
41:26What is it?
41:27And this week I asked them to do...
41:28Celebrity Impressions.
41:30Yes!
41:32Yes!
41:33I'm so good at this.
41:34I can't do an impression of myself, let alone a celebrity.
41:37Jennifer Coolidge, the icon, the legend and the moment.
41:40I'm taking the drug, dummy ass.
41:43I'll do Peter Griffin, yeah.
41:44What just happened was actually kind of shit.
41:47Get to the chopper!
41:50What does Mickey Mouse say?
41:51Hello, Winnie.
41:53That was actually good, I think, was it?
41:56Woo-hey, everybody!
41:57It's me, Ricky Mouse!
41:59This is a very niche one, but this is Bibble from Barbie Ferritopia.
42:06Na-da-na-da, Dizzy Pooh!
42:08Honey, where's my super suit?
42:10Do you know the Muffin Man?
42:13The Muffin Man?
42:14The Muffin Man!
42:15Right, this is my Boris Johnson impression.
42:17You should not be meeting friends.
42:18You should not be meeting friends.
42:20Do it, Dizzy!
42:21Do it, Dizzy!
42:22Do it, Dizzy!
42:23Do it, Dizzy!
42:24Little Muffins!
42:25Say you're coming for us!
42:27Let's do Kourtney Kardashian.
42:30Kim, you're literally being so rude right now.
42:34Being a mum is a job and all you care about is your business.
42:39And then Chris is like, you're doing amazing, sweetie!
42:43That's Carlton from Will Smith.
42:45I mean, from Fresh Prince of Ville.
42:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:49I feel no pain.
42:51Ariel, get that one. Get Ariel to do that one.
42:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:55I feel no pain.
42:57That is the best sound of the film ever.
42:59My fellow Irish queen, Aidan Kyle.
43:01My date of birth, 15th of the 6th, 85, make me a Gemini.
43:04Hold on, what date of birth did I give?
43:06Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to go to bed
43:10before either of you come up with another clever idea
43:12to get us killed, or even worse, expelled.
43:16She needs to sort out her priority.
43:19Tonight on Love Island.
43:22I can't do his accent.
43:24His voice is so hard to do.
43:26Previously on Love Island.
43:29Love up.