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Ralph Barbosa shares his adventures in dating, controlling his temper, working on cars, and his views on current events. | dG1fdEdtMGJMNGU2X28
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00:00What's up everybody?
00:03I'm almost 5'7".
00:06Yeah, I'm not 5'7". I wish I was. I would not be doing comedy. Why would I need to impress people? I'd be grown, you know?
00:14But I see a 5'6", dude, I'll beat his little ass.
00:20Come and hug me, ha ha!
00:22I know what I like and what I don't like. I like girls who don't wear way too much makeup
00:27and you can always tell, because when y'all take it off, we're just like, hey, you're an artist.
00:33And a liar.
00:36Girls are really big on traveling nowadays, but that can be tough on your pockets.
00:41That's why I only go out with girls who are here illegally. Y'all have reached your final destination.
00:48Let's go under the covers where they can't find you.
00:51I also want to say another thing, man. Don't ever leave my show thinking you learned something.
00:57I'll see you in the next episode.
00:58I'll see you then.
00:58Bye...
01:00What?
01:00You're welcome.
01:02Bye...
01:03And now you can see you next time.
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