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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:16It's also killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:24Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:27Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night...
00:00:40Are they just... gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you! Bye!
00:01:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid...
00:01:19Giant!
00:01:20Nevermind, ran. She's up now.
00:01:33Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:35Tristan, long time no see you.
00:01:40Mind if we'd sit at the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...
00:01:50Just, hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:05We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend, Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:21Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:35I got it.
00:02:49We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:52That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:54Wow, Tristan.
00:02:55You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:58Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:00What exactly do you remember?
00:03:06Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:08What exactly do you remember?
00:03:19Not much.
00:03:21Perfect.
00:03:22Makes two of us.
00:03:23You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:25Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:30Totally.
00:03:31Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:35We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:38Agreed?
00:03:39Suit yourself.
00:03:40I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:42Steven.
00:03:43Would appreciate that.
00:03:45You don't have to, everyone.
00:03:46Try Toon Erin.
00:03:47You don't talk.
00:03:48It doesn't seem to be me apart.
00:03:50You do, you don't talk.
00:03:51You don't have to.
00:04:04Go to sleep together or try to night another week.
00:04:06Well, talk to them.
00:04:07Let's travel together.
00:04:08Hello?
00:04:09everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:04:20tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:04:25she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem happy I guess they're in love what about you
00:04:33me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am yeah wasn't telling a joke but
00:04:44okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love but your little knight in shining armor
00:04:49is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work it's very important yeah more important than
00:04:54you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:05:01boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do
00:05:10that come on finish your sentence Tristian I'm a big girl I was gonna say you look like you haven't
00:05:19been properly fucked in forever my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely can't
00:05:29believe you just said that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could
00:05:33you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:38you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:05:47Steven turn the fucking phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:06:03so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:04what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary hey after the wedding
00:06:14kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would have never wasted my time
00:06:18Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour what happened nothing let's go
00:06:31no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you no Tristan let's just go please
00:06:35before he sees Sammy can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit you slimy
00:06:50piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you you're the guy stringing along something amazing
00:06:57because you're too much of a coward to let her go do you have any idea who you're talking to
00:07:03how do you even know Sam better yet why do you even care let's just say I'm a friend someone who
00:07:10doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness kindness it just
00:07:15doesn't really get my dick wet you know and also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind
00:07:22of a failure you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does is care about you and you're here
00:07:28talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think
00:07:33you are coming in here and talking to me like that I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:38I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:42oh my god steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:07:52the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all I do if you ever badmouth
00:08:02Samantha smiles again she's so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a client or two
00:08:07you'll be losing teeth got it
00:08:10what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you
00:08:22mean you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:27why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:08:32me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know the
00:08:37real you he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:08:43you Sam because I just I because you what
00:08:48because you what forget it what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy
00:09:05already I can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:10Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with Steven later
00:09:15all right I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after the
00:09:20wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you I just want to get out of here
00:09:28okay please
00:09:30fine just don't let me catch you crying again I don't know what I'll do
00:09:42see better
00:09:48hey Sammy sorry to pick up earlier honey today was crazy
00:10:12no it's okay no you're busy that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:18oh no are you all right yeah but it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind
00:10:25of looks like a surfer no doesn't sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I should be all
00:10:30right for the wedding I gotta go have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too see you soon
00:10:35don't look at me like that look I'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever
00:10:41yeah I heard that one before
00:10:42good night Tristan
00:11:06it's the book about the sexy elves
00:11:36You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06See, Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey.
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:36Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:17What's your problem, huh?
00:13:18What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Hey.
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47God, just leave me alone.
00:13:48Oh, yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well, then let us help you.
00:14:09Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:26She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29She's not coming back up, she's not coming back up, she's not coming back up.
00:14:59Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:14We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out.
00:15:19Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:22Are you hurt?
00:15:29They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:31Thank you for saving me.
00:15:55Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:58It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it?
00:16:02If I were to just pay more attention.
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:15Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:19Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:28Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:32We shouldn't.
00:16:46No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56But I, but, but, you're not just any girl, Sam.
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:18I, I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:17:30I want you.
00:17:33Tristan.
00:17:33I don't want to stop.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02Sam.
00:18:03Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:16I think I'm really much my first thing.
00:18:43Sam?
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:54I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:01You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:02The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:09They brought me this.
00:19:11So like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:15Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:16I mean, do they think I'm stupid, like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:19:20It's all anyone does.
00:19:21It's always about Tristan.
00:19:23Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:26You would never do that to me.
00:19:33Right, Sam?
00:19:34You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:37Of course.
00:19:38You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:44You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow
00:19:52little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:19:56Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:01Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:02And he never will.
00:20:03I know I can trust you.
00:20:06Always, Ren.
00:20:07Hold on.
00:20:08It's me and you.
00:20:18There they go.
00:20:19Showing off Golden Boy.
00:20:21Again.
00:20:22Attention everyone.
00:20:23We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:33He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:40Yes, sir.
00:20:47Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh, great.
00:20:55The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:58Hey?
00:20:59Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:00You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:01You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:02Well, then let us help you.
00:21:03Hmm?
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:05Oh, yeah.
00:21:06Fine.
00:21:07God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:08I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:09Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:12Okay.
00:21:13Hey, Tristan.
00:21:14Can I talk to you?
00:21:15I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:16All day.
00:21:17Oh, hey, smiles.
00:21:18Need some?
00:21:19No.
00:21:20Never mind.
00:21:21Just...
00:21:22Forget it.
00:21:23Forget it.
00:21:24Forget it.
00:21:25Forget it.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:27Oh, hey, smiles.
00:21:28Need some?
00:21:29No.
00:21:30Never mind.
00:21:31Just...
00:21:32Forget it.
00:21:33Forget it.
00:21:34Forget it.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37Oh, hey, smiles.
00:21:38Need some?
00:21:39No.
00:21:40Never mind.
00:21:41Just...
00:21:42Forget it.
00:21:43Forget it.
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Okay.
00:22:04I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Wanna take this to your room?
00:22:18Uh, not in the mood.
00:22:21I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:41Tristan!
00:22:42Come on!
00:22:43Open up.
00:22:44It's already 10.
00:22:45We gotta get on the road!
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:50my fist!
00:22:54Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:01Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on.
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people wanna see that.
00:23:12If you wanted to get me in bed, you could've just said so.
00:23:14Shut up.
00:23:15There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:18God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee.
00:23:22Thanks.
00:23:23Just paying back the favor.
00:23:25Consider us even now.
00:23:32Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:36Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:39Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:40It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:41It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:43We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:44You can't tease me like this.
00:23:45What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:46What if I'm serious?
00:23:47Tristan Montgomery?
00:23:48Being serious?
00:23:49I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:50Do I look serious enough now?
00:23:51What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:52What if I'm serious?
00:23:53What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery?
00:23:56Being serious?
00:23:57I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:58Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01I'm scared.
00:24:02We should get going.
00:24:03Meet you, sir.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:25No, we're not.
00:24:26Philip, yesterday...
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:29Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32I just got gas last night. We were taking your depression nap.
00:24:35We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:24:38Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many asshole sounding things you say today?
00:24:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles. No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01I graduated last year and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to. I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business. Painting pools.
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:23Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno? Oh, you wound me, smiles.
00:25:35Hey, smiles. You still awake?
00:25:36Hey.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:38Uh, I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:40Yeah. Come in.
00:25:41Yeah, come in.
00:25:42Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:31I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and...
00:26:48Nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:00I'm so sorry.
00:27:05Well...
00:27:08You still got the rest of our lunch, don't you?
00:27:10I was like, don't I?
00:27:21Uh...
00:27:23Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:25I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:27See you tomorrow soon.
00:27:28What can I get for ya?
00:27:30Just two coffees, please.
00:27:32Huh?
00:27:34So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:36You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:38Oh, no.
00:27:40Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:43He's her older brother.
00:27:44So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:48Well, that's complicated.
00:27:49But Tristan and I aren't...
00:27:51I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:53He doesn't even remember.
00:27:55Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:57You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:01I think he can't.
00:28:03Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:16Hey.
00:28:22Anything sound good?
00:28:24What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:29Uh...
00:28:30What do you mean?
00:28:32I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:35Right?
00:28:37Uh...
00:28:39I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:47What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:59Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:00I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:02You know what else I remember?
00:29:05I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:11Oh, really?
00:29:12Is that it?
00:29:13What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:14What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:15Nothing.
00:29:16You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:17That's exactly what I am.
00:29:18What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:19What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:21Selfish, arrogant, fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what you are.
00:29:51Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car,
00:30:28because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:35What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:50Ren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:08I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:19You and me.
00:31:31What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Two rooms, please.
00:32:26Oh, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:46Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:56One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:05So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:26Sorry.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:41Good night, Sam.
00:33:47Good night, Sam.
00:33:53Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, no, I think my co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:41but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back, okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:52Hey.
00:34:53You okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you gonna say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam.
00:35:07No.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said...
00:35:16No, I should have...
00:35:17Sam!
00:35:18Sam!
00:35:31Sam!
00:35:32God, I mean, don't fuck you jerk!
00:35:39Wait, you just stop.
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:42Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:46You remember.
00:35:49You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything.
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:17Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32Fuck.
00:36:40I picked up the car.
00:36:58We're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:07We're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:10Talk.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:20What are you doing?
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:26But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:29Never.
00:37:33How much have you had to drink?
00:37:39It doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:50I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad.
00:37:56It scares me.
00:37:57I hate you.
00:38:19You act like that.
00:38:21Hey.
00:38:22Hey.
00:38:22Hey.
00:38:22Hey.
00:38:22You act like that.
00:38:23Hey.
00:38:23Hey.
00:38:23I'm sorry.
00:38:29I can't.
00:38:50Hey, are you hungry?
00:38:53Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me?
00:39:10Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:42You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:52And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:57But you were drunk and...
00:39:59I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01I ain't gonna take advantage of you.
00:40:03expedIT.
00:40:03I want you Tristan.
00:40:33Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:21I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35About that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:50You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:19You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:37I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:55My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Stephen was easy, comfortable.
00:44:50Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:02I'm so scared of failing, and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:25I wanted to hate you, but I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:39I don't want to.
00:45:59Oh, finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:12A cell phone?
00:46:18If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion? Is that your codename?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:37Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:49Uh, your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:57So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:59You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Whoa, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26Oh, my God!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was the time?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a bus?
00:47:32Oh, what are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on her corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, Ren.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:39It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down, because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez.
00:48:01You are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho!
00:48:08You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:11I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:48:18No!
00:48:19Deep tissue!
00:48:20Okay, the tie works.
00:48:21Mom!
00:48:22Please!
00:48:23Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:24Are you alone?
00:48:25You wish.
00:48:26I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:27My room's next door.
00:48:28That's too bad.
00:48:29You should be in mine instead.
00:48:30Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:31I like it when you call me that.
00:48:32What's your room number?
00:48:33I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:34You can't.
00:48:35I'm with your sister.
00:48:36Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:37Sam?
00:48:38Can you come here for a sec?
00:48:39I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:40See what I mean?
00:48:41Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:42Come to my room later, please.
00:48:43Sam?
00:48:44Are you alive?
00:48:45I gotta go.
00:48:46I'll talk to you later.
00:48:47Okay, which ones?
00:48:48I think the pearls.
00:48:49Ugh, thank God you're here.
00:48:52I can't wait to watch her before.
00:48:54I can't wait to see you later.
00:48:55I can't wait to see you there.
00:48:56Okay?
00:48:57I can't wait to see them.
00:48:58I haven't expressed anything yet.
00:48:59I can't wait to see me anymore.
00:49:00And I'll get my friends.
00:49:01Why aren't you?
00:49:02I can't wait.
00:49:03I've done that for a while.
00:49:04I'm with your sister.
00:49:05Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:49:07Sam?
00:49:08Can you come here for a sec?
00:49:09I need help picking out my earrings.
00:49:10See what I mean?
00:49:11Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:12Come to my room later, please.
00:49:13you're here. I can't wait to be married so I never have to come in a morning again. It just took me so
00:49:19long to get here. I'm sorry. I miss so much. Oh my god, don't be silly. If anything, I'm mad at
00:49:24Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on the way here. When does he arrive
00:49:28anyways? When does he arrive anyways? I broke up with him. When? Why? He's cheating on me.
00:49:43You were right, Wren. I mean, he always put everything else above me. I just blindly went
00:49:49along with it. Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but
00:49:54when he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just... I couldn't do it anymore. God, I'm
00:50:01sorry. But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him
00:50:07again. How do you take it? Like a pussy? I have no clue. My phone drowned at the Iowa
00:50:14Motel Pool. Come here. Oh, serves him right. Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling
00:50:22me nonstop trying to get to you. I'm done with him. That's the fucking spirit. Look, you are
00:50:30a free woman now, okay? And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:35Oh, God, I miss you so much. We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days nonstop. I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:59Wait, hold on. Can we talk? Sure. What about? I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's, so she
00:51:14wouldn't find out. Thank you, Tristan. I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her? Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think... I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure? Your parents are going to be here and I don't want you to have to keep
00:51:36any more secrets from her. But I'm done, too. No more hiding. I want to be able to dance
00:51:44with you at the reception.
00:51:53How could you?
00:52:14Ren, I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:17Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning and, uh, Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right. I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:47If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd
00:52:53call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:10I'll see you over here, Silica.
00:53:21Come in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:33Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Ren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:18I...
00:54:18Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:22Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:52God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you!
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole!
00:55:19Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kid.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl...
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now, get out.
00:56:24My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big,
00:57:02and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:04and what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:28I love you.
00:57:34You love Tristan.
00:57:35I love Tristan.
00:57:36I love Tristan.
00:57:37I love Tristan.
00:57:38I love Tristan.
00:57:39I love Tristan.
00:57:40I love Tristan.
00:57:41I love Tristan.
00:57:42I love Tristan.
00:57:43I love Tristan.
00:57:44I love Tristan.
00:57:45I love Tristan.
00:57:46I love Tristan.
00:57:47I love Tristan.
00:57:48I love Tristan.
00:57:49I love Tristan.
00:57:50I love Tristan.
00:57:51Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:09Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:30You may kiss the bride.
00:58:36You may kiss the bride.
00:58:37Haven't you followed or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:54I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:10I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:18Please let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:23I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:29What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to say...
00:59:45I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember moments was I'm immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:09All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:12So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:42I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:04Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:16Because I realized, Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:36That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:51I was angry, hurt.
01:02:54And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:18You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever
01:03:41happened to me.
01:03:42Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past.
01:04:25Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:31You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure you get this a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:44And I won't run out of gas.
01:04:58I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them.
01:05:11If they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:29I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, Prick.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:43Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
01:05:53And at least the heat zone.
01:06:05Have fun.
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:16Yeah.
01:06:16Oh, you mean.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:17Okay.
01:06:18Oh, you mean?
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