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00:00:00Nate Duncan, my stepbrother, the one boy I should have never fallen for, Zach Gates,

00:00:09the hockey team's resident bad boy, and my biggest enemy.

00:00:13Wait, your sex in the campus?

00:00:14Oh no, my biggest secret.

00:00:16So you want to keep this between us?

00:00:17You don't have to make it up to me.

00:00:18Rule number one, don't suddenly kiss me.

00:00:21Rule number two, no feelings.

00:00:23Nobody's going to hurt Jane while I'm here.

00:00:25You think I'm going to catch feelings?

00:00:27Last one, where I smoke syrup.

00:00:28I think I'm starting to like this contract.

00:00:32The stories you wrote about me, I read them.

00:00:34You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.

00:00:37Nate is mine.

00:00:39Walking around campus naked, Jane.

00:00:41They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.

00:00:43You've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you, and you picked Jane Wellesley.

00:00:49Zach?

00:00:49You're being expelled.

00:00:51Then the deal's done.

00:00:52You won't have to see me again.

00:00:58It's senior Nate Duncan's farewell championship.

00:01:02Can we leave this team with back-for-back victories one last time before he evacuates?

00:01:07We'll find out tonight.

00:01:11There goes Nate Duncan.

00:01:12Pass it over to Zach Gates.

00:01:15Can you believe it?

00:01:24Zach Gates has scored the final shot.

00:01:26Freshman superstar gets the win.

00:01:29Move over there, Duncan.

00:01:30There's a new MVP of the Iceman's hockey team, and his name is Zach Gates.

00:01:34That game was supposed to be your victory lap.

00:01:46Zach totally stole your moment.

00:01:50It's so not fair.

00:01:51He's the one.

00:01:52It's fun.

00:01:53Nothing I can do now.

00:01:56Nate Duncan, my stepbrother.

00:01:58The one boy I should have never fallen for.

00:02:01He's the one.

00:02:04You know this is the men's locker room, right?

00:02:18You trying to catch the MVP coming out of the shower?

00:02:20Zach Gates.

00:02:21The hockey team's resident bad boy.

00:02:23Nate's worst rival and my biggest enemy.

00:02:27Urgent paperwork.

00:02:28Turn it in before 5 p.m.

00:02:29Got it?

00:02:30Where's my please and thank you glasses?

00:02:31You know, the hockey team's assistant should treat the superstar with respect.

00:02:34Then why did you steal Nate's pass on purpose?

00:02:36He's supposed to be the superstar.

00:02:37This was his last game.

00:02:39Trying to think of your stepbrother's honor, huh?

00:02:41Is that my fault and better than him?

00:02:42Nate Duncan's out.

00:02:43I'm the star player at Maple University now.

00:02:45Nate will always be the star player to me.

00:02:50He looks like a god gliding across the ice.

00:02:52When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered like a thousand butterflies.

00:02:55Wow, Jane, I know you're such a poet.

00:02:56He holds that long, thick hoppy stick so expertly.

00:02:59I can't help but wonder what he could do with his own.

00:03:01Oh god, that's the erotica novel I wrote about Nate.

00:03:04Wait, is this porn?

00:03:05Give it back.

00:03:13The only players that have hit a hat trick on our team are Nate and I.

00:03:15So, Jane Wellesie, who's the star of your sexual fantasies?

00:03:18Your stepbrother or me?

00:03:20Jane, I know you're my stepsister, but I am so deeply in love with you.

00:03:38Hello?

00:03:39You're just fantasizing about me again?

00:03:41Yeah, right.

00:03:41The only place I see you is in my nightmares.

00:03:43So you were fantasizing about your stepbrother.

00:03:46That's not what I said.

00:03:47Wait, your sex in the campus?

00:03:50I've heard of you.

00:03:51You wrote the Virgin's bucket list, right?

00:03:53Oh no, my crush and my pen name.

00:03:56My two biggest secrets and how my worst enemy knows them both.

00:03:59Don't you dare tell anyone.

00:04:00You're threatening me?

00:04:02You know, everyone knew that the villain was supposed to be based on me, Mr. Z.

00:04:05Said he couldn't get it up.

00:04:07So you want to keep this between us?

00:04:09You're going to have to make it up to me.

00:04:15What?

00:04:16I want you to publish a new story about me.

00:04:18Tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes.

00:04:20I can very much get it up.

00:04:22In fact, you're going to tell everyone I got the best, uh, you know what on campus.

00:04:27He's hot.

00:04:28But he's still an asshole.

00:04:31Fine.

00:04:32All right, wait.

00:04:33I'm not done.

00:04:34I think I deserve a kiss for, you know, additional compensation.

00:04:37You just slap me?

00:04:43I can write stories for you, but kiss you, I would rather die.

00:04:46You might be begging me to kiss you.

00:04:47Shut up.

00:04:53I can't believe I let Zach blackmail me.

00:05:04Babe, you're so damn sexy.

00:05:05With your hips a little?

00:05:07Yeah, just like that.

00:05:10Uh, uh, Jane.

00:05:12Uh, uh, Jane.

00:05:14Uh, you were just enjoying the supply closet.

00:05:17Uh, Melissa, just transfer here.

00:05:19She's captain of the cheer team.

00:05:22Jane will see you, right?

00:05:24It's been forever.

00:05:26You two know each other?

00:05:27Know each other?

00:05:29Melissa made my life a living hell in high school.

00:05:31If you're so anorexic, then why are you so, so fat?

00:05:38I think you're doing it all for attention.

00:05:41But if we really are starving, then we can help you out.

00:05:46Melissa Shelton is a momster.

00:05:48Thanks to her, I spent graduation day in my therapist's office.

00:05:51I thought I left my high school trauma behind.

00:05:53But now she's back.

00:05:54And she's taking away the thing I want most.

00:05:56Nate.

00:05:58I'll, uh, leave you two to catch up.

00:06:01So, you're Nate's stepsister?

00:06:09If you say a word to him about what I did to you,

00:06:13I'll make sure your college years are just like I said.

00:06:16A living hell.

00:06:23I'm not the same little girl you used to bully.

00:06:26I'm not scared of you.

00:06:27So I'm going to tell Nate whatever I want because he's too good for you.

00:06:30Oh, that's not what he says in bed.

00:06:45Nate!

00:06:46She shocked me!

00:06:47Melissa!

00:06:48Jane, what the hell?

00:06:50No, she's lying.

00:06:51I did it.

00:06:52What?

00:06:52You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?

00:06:54Why would you do this?

00:06:55You owe her an apology.

00:06:59You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?

00:07:01Why would you do this?

00:07:02You owe her an apology.

00:07:03That didn't happen.

00:07:05Nate, Jane and I didn't get along in high school.

00:07:07And I was just trying to make things better.

00:07:10I didn't be friends.

00:07:12And she refuses to forgive me.

00:07:15High school's over, Jane.

00:07:16You can't act like a child anymore.

00:07:19Can't you just let it go?

00:07:20Melissa's a nice girl.

00:07:21But she's the one who hurt me.

00:07:23No more excuses.

00:07:25Just go.

00:07:26Leave us alone.

00:07:46Oh, my God.

00:07:50When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered into a thousand butterflies.

00:07:57No, no, no, no.

00:07:58Give it back.

00:07:59That's private.

00:08:00Hold on.

00:08:01Hat trick.

00:08:02Nate?

00:08:04Is this about you?

00:08:07Oh, my God, Jane.

00:08:09Don't tell me you have a crush on your own stepbrother.

00:08:13This isn't true, right?

00:08:14Oh, she's a nobody loser.

00:08:17Does she really think she's good enough for Nate?

00:08:19She's our star hockey player.

00:08:20I know.

00:08:20Nate looks mortified.

00:08:21Hey, I'd be embarrassed, too, if my own stepsister was so obsessed with me.

00:08:24Hey, and look at Jane.

00:08:25I'm sure she'd rather go crawl up in a hole and die right about now.

00:08:29I never wanted me to find out like this.

00:08:31The way he's looking at me, how could I ever think he'd want me?

00:08:34He never will now.

00:08:37Jane, are you?

00:08:38Nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick.

00:08:54Story's about me.

00:08:56Why would Jane write a love story about you?

00:08:58You haven't heard?

00:09:01Jane's my girlfriend.

00:09:02Jane's my girlfriend.

00:09:09Girlfriend?

00:09:10What is he doing?

00:09:14There's no way you two are dating.

00:09:16Jane, is he serious?

00:09:17Is Zach your boyfriend?

00:09:18If I don't admit to dating Zach, then everyone will know I were R-rated fanfic about my freaking

00:09:23stepbrother.

00:09:26Tell him, glasses.

00:09:27I want everyone to know the truth.

00:09:28Yes.

00:09:32Zach is my boyfriend.

00:09:34I've liked him a really long time.

00:09:36No way Zach turned me down for that ugly loser.

00:09:39Is Jane blackmailing you or something?

00:09:42You want proof?

00:09:45I've never been kissed before.

00:09:51Words are overrated.

00:09:53Silence speaks my thoughts.

00:09:55When you touch me like a secret language,

00:09:57it's just her eyes.

00:09:59Spell it out of my lips.

00:10:00Use your fingertips.

00:10:01Zach Gates gave me my first kiss.

00:10:03Is that enough proof for you?

00:10:06Now you know why I wouldn't go to your dorm last night, Melissa.

00:10:11Like I told you, I'm not interested.

00:10:15So, don't bother us again, all right?

00:10:17What the hell?

00:10:19You think you're all that, huh, freshman?

00:10:20Telling me that you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to

00:10:24still mess around with you?

00:10:26No, no, Nate.

00:10:26No, shut up.

00:10:28Jane, you told me you hated him.

00:10:29Well, I...

00:10:30It's called flirting.

00:10:35Nate, wait.

00:10:38Come on, baby.

00:10:41Let's get out of here.

00:10:41Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend

00:10:51wasn't exactly part of the deal, and you kissed me in front of everyone, and now everyone

00:10:55thinks we're actually together.

00:10:56How am I supposed to explain this?

00:10:59You don't.

00:11:03What do you mean?

00:11:04You need a fake boyfriend to hide your crush on your stepbrother, and I...

00:11:07You need me to write about how well-endowed you are.

00:11:11I got it.

00:11:13Or...

00:11:14I've really liked you for a really long time, and I want to do this to...

00:11:19spend more time with you.

00:11:22We hate each other.

00:11:24Everyone knows this.

00:11:25Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit.

00:11:28Well, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.

00:11:30You know, if you want my best work, price is going to go up.

00:11:35What else do you want?

00:11:36I failed my literature class last semester.

00:11:38You're the only person that got an A+.

00:11:40So I need you to write my final essay.

00:11:42There is no way I'm cheating for you.

00:11:44All right.

00:11:45I could ask somebody else.

00:11:46You can walk away now.

00:11:50If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly riding softcore by your stepbrother

00:11:54in your spare time.

00:11:59Fine.

00:12:00I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay.

00:12:04But there will be rules.

00:12:05Rule number one.

00:12:09Don't suddenly kiss me.

00:12:11Hey, if we're going to be in a fake relationship, we're going to kiss a lot.

00:12:15I thought you really liked that first kiss.

00:12:18All right.

00:12:18I can reluctantly accept that.

00:12:21But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you.

00:12:23All right.

00:12:23Back to the point.

00:12:24Rule number one.

00:12:25Absolutely no sex.

00:12:28Rule number two.

00:12:29No feelings.

00:12:31You think I'm going to catch feelings?

00:12:34Rule number three.

00:12:36This fake relationship will last for one month.

00:12:38That gives us enough time for all of this to blow over.

00:12:41I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month.

00:12:44And rule number four.

00:12:45We tell no one.

00:12:46No exceptions.

00:12:47Okay.

00:12:48I agree to your terms.

00:12:49But I got some rules of my own to add.

00:12:52Number one.

00:12:53You come to every single one of my games this month.

00:12:57Number two.

00:12:58You come to every party with me.

00:13:00Including homecoming.

00:13:01Last one.

00:13:05We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win.

00:13:08You're coming.

00:13:10Wear a swimsuit.

00:13:12Make it sexy.

00:13:13Yeah.

00:13:13I might be a dorky wallflower in real life.

00:13:24But online, I'm the blogger every girl at Maple University can't wait to hear from.

00:13:28At Sex and the Campus.

00:13:30We talk about boys, sex, and how to find your true self.

00:13:34The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.

00:13:37Best sex at Maple U, it has to be someone on the hockey team.

00:13:41I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team, if you know what I mean.

00:13:46Nate Duncan's not bad.

00:13:48I wonder who's better.

00:13:50Mr. N in the Virgin's bucket list is definitely based on Nate, right?

00:13:54Which makes Mr. Z Zach.

00:13:56He can't even get it up.

00:13:58Why don't we let the host be the judge?

00:13:59Don't forget to tell everyone who's better.

00:14:03I'm watching you.

00:14:05I want you to publish a new story about me,

00:14:07and tell everyone you saw with your own eyes.

00:14:10I can very much get it up.

00:14:14Take my girlfriend.

00:14:21And remember to wear your best swimsuit.

00:14:23I don't like pink.

00:14:24Wear a swimsuit.

00:14:26Make it sexy.

00:14:26I can't believe I agreed to come to this party.

00:14:53Wow.

00:14:54She actually had the guts to show up.

00:14:56She looks incredible.

00:15:03I knew you'd wear pink.

00:15:06Because you hate it?

00:15:07It's actually my favorite color.

00:15:16Who's that girl with hot Zach?

00:15:18Ro, who's that girl in the pink?

00:15:21Why is everyone staring at me?

00:15:23She's the most beautiful girl here.

00:15:25Yeah.

00:15:25OMG, Nate is here.

00:15:32Wait, is that Jane the nerd?

00:15:34She looks like a whole new person without both thick-ass glasses.

00:15:37Why are they here together?

00:15:39Jane is so lucky.

00:15:40Zach is every girl's dream boyfriend.

00:15:43Today, I'm not Jane the wall phone.

00:15:44For the first time, everyone is looking at me,

00:15:47talking about me.

00:15:47All because I'm the hockey star's new girlfriend.

00:15:49Well, he's a big problem.

00:15:53You can touch me now.

00:15:54I don't bite.

00:15:57Nate's looking right at us.

00:15:59If you want to put on a convincing act,

00:16:00you're going to have to work with me here.

00:16:01I guess I have no choice but to trust you.

00:16:03I think I'm starting to like this contract.

00:16:11Let's see how far I can push it.

00:16:15Hey.

00:16:16Hands up, I'll have to waste it off my butt, you pervert.

00:16:19I wasn't in the rules.

00:16:20Remind me to amend the contract.

00:16:21I'm in the rules.

00:16:33Me.

00:16:40It's so sunny, aren't you?

00:16:41Why don't I put some more sunscreen on you?

00:16:58You want to shove them up?

00:17:00You got more muscles than Duncan?

00:17:01I don't know.

00:17:04Why are you so scared?

00:17:06You write way spicier stuff in your erotica.

00:17:11Or wait, don't tell me.

00:17:12Are those just fantasies and you don't have any actual experience?

00:17:15I'd rather die than answer that question.

00:17:17I want to help you, but you got to trust me.

00:17:26I'm not scared.

00:17:28I'm not scared.

00:17:31I'm not scared.

00:17:48Her hands feel amazing.

00:17:49I can get used to this.

00:17:52I'm not scared.

00:17:53I'm not scared.

00:17:54I'm not worried.

00:17:55They want to make this a competition, let's give them one.

00:18:14Dang boy, it's getting heated over there.

00:18:17The hockey players are getting all the action.

00:18:25Hey, I thought he said no sex.

00:18:45Getting dangerously close to you.

00:18:47Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to.

00:18:50Let's watch her.

00:18:52There's a school job giving me a massage.

00:18:59I'm a virgin.

00:19:01O-M-G.

00:19:05His hands are like magic.

00:19:07I can feel myself melting.

00:19:15What are you doing?

00:19:18Showing you how to drive your stepbrother insane?

00:19:21Really.

00:19:22Right in front of me.

00:19:36Zach, what do you think you're doing to Jane?

00:19:38Just protecting my precious girlfriend's skin from the harsh rays of the sun.

00:19:42You did the same for Melissa, right?

00:19:44Wait, you're not jealous then with your stepsister, right?

00:19:51Jane?

00:19:54Jane?

00:19:55I think we should talk.

00:19:56Hey, Jane.

00:19:57I'm your boyfriend.

00:19:59I'm not going home with this guy.

00:20:00We're just going to talk.

00:20:01I won't break any rules.

00:20:02I promise.

00:20:03You shouldn't be dating him, Jane.

00:20:04He's a player.

00:20:05There's no way he actually likes you.

00:20:06I'm sorry?

00:20:07I know what these hockey guys are like.

00:20:08You're not his type.

00:20:09He's probably just messing around with his rival's baby sister to throw me off.

00:20:10Because I'm not the type of girl guys want to date, right?

00:20:11Because I'm the type they want to use.

00:20:12You think only girls like Melissa are good enough to date hockey stars?

00:20:13No, I didn't say that.

00:20:14It's what you meant.

00:20:15I didn't know you thought so little of me.

00:20:16I didn't know you thought so little of me.

00:20:17I didn't know.

00:20:18I didn't know you thought so little of me.

00:20:19I didn't know.

00:20:20I didn't know you thought so little of me.

00:20:21What did that dickhead say to you?

00:20:22Nothing.

00:20:23Everyone and I saw us together.

00:20:24Can we leave now?

00:20:25The party just started.

00:20:26We haven't even done swimming.

00:20:27I don't want to swim.

00:20:28You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?

00:20:30What is she hiding from me?

00:20:31I'm not.

00:20:32I'm not.

00:20:33I'm not.

00:20:34I'm not.

00:20:35I'm not.

00:20:36I'm not.

00:20:37I'm not.

00:20:38I'm not.

00:20:39I'm not.

00:20:40I'm not.

00:20:41I'm not.

00:20:42I'm not.

00:20:43I'm not.

00:20:44I'm not.

00:20:45I'm not.

00:20:46I'm not.

00:20:47I'm not.

00:20:48I'm not.

00:20:51You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?

00:20:54Come on, Jane.

00:20:55Don't be shy.

00:20:56I cover my body as much as possible.

00:20:59My eating disorder left me with stretch marks I don't want anyone to see.

00:21:03Fine.

00:21:04Leave.

00:21:05See if I care.

00:21:06Wait, Zach.

00:21:07I just don't like pool parties.

00:21:09I can't let him or anyone here see my body.

00:21:12The things they'd say, I would be like high school all over again.

00:21:16Wow, Jane.

00:21:17I thought you were just a dorky little virgin.

00:21:19I didn't know you had it in you to act like such a skank.

00:21:22What?

00:21:23Jealous that Nate was watching me?

00:21:24Oh, I knew you were doing it for his attention.

00:21:26You know what will really get him excited?

00:21:28What?

00:21:29What are you doing?

00:21:34This is a cool party.

00:21:36You were desperate enough to want the attention.

00:21:38So, come on, Jane.

00:21:40Let's let everyone see that banging body.

00:21:43No wonder former fat girls like you cover themselves up.

00:21:59You look like a wrinkled old grocery bag.

00:22:01Not even an eating disorder could make you beautiful.

00:22:04Those stretch marks are disgusting.

00:22:06You can't pull off the innocent act forever, Melissa.

00:22:09Sooner or later, everyone's gonna find out what a nasty, jealous bully you are.

00:22:12Oh, I'm so scared.

00:22:14Nobody would believe a pathetic loser like you.

00:22:17I bet Nate will.

00:22:19You pushed me.

00:22:21You cut me with glass.

00:22:29No, I didn't.

00:22:30You set me up, you crazy.

00:22:32You're the crazy one.

00:22:33Nate can't trust you.

00:22:35He thinks you're a pathetic.

00:22:37My bitch.

00:22:38He's my stepbrother.

00:22:39I think he knows me better than that.

00:22:41We'll see about that.

00:22:42Hey, Jane.

00:22:43You never learned how to swim, right?

00:22:45Let's see who's more important to Nate.

00:22:47His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.

00:22:52Let's see who's more important to Nate.

00:22:54His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.

00:22:59Crazy!

00:23:00Let go of me!

00:23:01Oh, please!

00:23:02No, I'm never!

00:23:03I can't do it!

00:23:04No!

00:23:05Please!

00:23:06Please!

00:23:07Hey!

00:23:08Aaaaah!

00:23:09Hey!

00:23:10I'm never!

00:23:11I can't do it!

00:23:12I can't do it!

00:23:13No!

00:23:14Hey!

00:23:15Hey!

00:23:16No!

00:23:17Hey!

00:23:18Oh!

00:23:19No!

00:23:20No!

00:23:21No!

00:23:22No!

00:23:23No!

00:23:24No!

00:23:25No!

00:23:26No!

00:23:27No!

00:23:28No!

00:23:29No...

00:23:30No, I don't need it! I can't breathe!

00:24:00It was Jane! She pushed me! She said it's because I took all your attention!

00:24:21She pushed me! She knows I can't swim!

00:24:24Why the hell would she do that? She's trying to be your friend!

00:24:27Jane, I didn't realize you could be this childish and cruel! You could've seriously hurt Melissa!

00:24:30Childish and cruel? Nate, you know me! I thought you would trust me!

00:24:34No, you've lost my trust! I swear, if you ever go near Melissa again...

00:24:37Don't threaten my girlfriend! Or you won't like what happens next!

00:24:40Try me, you freshman pussy!

00:24:45Get the hell out of my party! And take her with you!

00:24:53Nate, do I really have to leave the party?

00:24:57Jane Wellesie, this is all your fault!

00:25:12Looks like I found someone's dirty little secret!

00:25:15I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stormed off earlier in too long.

00:25:28Can you take the towel off?

00:25:30Don't. I know it's okay.

00:25:34I know it's okay.

00:25:37You see this scar? It happened during training when I was a kid.

00:25:40I took a nasty fall, and now my shoulders were kind of lopsided.

00:25:43And for the longest time, I didn't want to take my shirt off, because I was convinced that I looked like a monster.

00:25:48I'm not. Not at all.

00:25:50Neither do you.

00:25:51Neither do you.

00:25:52My mom always told me, our scars make us beautiful.

00:25:55It shows that we can overcome anything.

00:25:58And listen, Jane Wellesie.

00:26:00You gotta ignore when Melissa tries to call you ugly, and don't listen to anything that Nate says.

00:26:05Okay, they're idiots. You don't need their approval anyway.

00:26:09You wanna tell me your scar story?

00:26:11My dad died when I was a senior in high school.

00:26:15My whole world came crashing down.

00:26:18I stopped eating, and never really started again.

00:26:22My weight plummeted, and then I got these scars.

00:26:35My baby.

00:26:40No, cover yourself up.

00:26:42You're too pretty to be ashamed.

00:26:56Jane has feelings for you.

00:26:58No wonder she hates me so much.

00:27:00Maybe you should just break up with me and go be with her if that's what you'd want.

00:27:04Why the hell would I want to date my step-sister?

00:27:07There's no way she'd want to date me, either.

00:27:11She's in the bathroom. She can tell you herself.

00:27:16Jane, are you in there? I think we should talk.

00:27:18There's nowhere to hide, Jane.

00:27:20Nate knows all about your little secret crush on...

00:27:34Wait, they're like low-key kind of two together.

00:27:39They're getting my vote for couple of the year.

00:27:41You guys close the door from the middle of something.

00:27:44Nah, bro, we're about to play Truth or Shot. You gotta...

00:27:46You can't skip out!

00:27:47Nate, Melissa, you guys gotta play, too.

00:27:50I don't want them in my house.

00:27:51It's more fun with the whole team.

00:27:53Truth or Shot! Truth or Shot! Truth or Shot!

00:27:58Remember, honest answers only.

00:28:00If you're too afraid to answer, then you have to take a shot of this.

00:28:05The nastiest, bottom-shelf vodka there is.

00:28:08Alright, first question.

00:28:09Zach, what do you think is Jane's sexiest body part?

00:28:16Lifts.

00:28:19She has a way of saying things that keeps me up at night.

00:28:21Oh! Okay, okay.

00:28:23Next question, Jane.

00:28:25What do you think is Zach's sexiest body part?

00:28:30What do you think is Zach's sexiest body part?

00:28:35Uh, answer the question, Glasses.

00:28:45His hands.

00:28:46Oh yeah, I'm great with my hands.

00:28:52I don't wanna know.

00:28:54Don't wanna leave, don't wanna go.

00:28:59You make me lose my control.

00:29:01Oh!

00:29:03That's right you are!

00:29:04Alright, next question!

00:29:06What about her makes your heart race?

00:29:10Every time she blushes, when I...

00:29:13Jane, how about you?

00:29:15When he shuts up.

00:29:17Jane, that is such a rude answer.

00:29:25Are you and Zach really together?

00:29:28Kinda sounds like you hate him.

00:29:32It's called flirting, Melissa.

00:29:37Okay, okay, okay.

00:29:38Last question.

00:29:39What's one secret that Jane doesn't want anyone to know?

00:29:42I know a secret that I think everybody would like to hear.

00:29:49Is she about to tell everyone I have a crush on my stepbrother?

00:29:58What you don't know about Jane is that she has...

00:30:01She drools in her sleep.

00:30:02What?

00:30:07No, I don't.

00:30:08I got proof right here.

00:30:13Oh my god!

00:30:14When did you take that?

00:30:15Delete it!

00:30:16Delete it!

00:30:21Alright, we get it.

00:30:22You two are cute as hell.

00:30:23No need to rub it in everyone's faces.

00:30:25Why aren't we in elementary school?

00:30:27We should be above truth or shot.

00:30:30Why don't we spice things up?

00:30:33With a little...

00:30:35Kissing?

00:30:36Competition?

00:30:37Cool!

00:30:42Go, Scott.

00:30:43Go, Scott.

00:30:44Go, Scott.

00:30:46Get it, get it.

00:30:47Go, Scott.

00:30:48Go, Scott.

00:30:49Get it, get it, get it.

00:30:50Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

00:30:52Hey!

00:30:54Hey!

00:30:56Wow!

00:30:5758 seconds.

00:30:58That's impressive!

00:31:00Jane, Zack, can you guys beat that?

00:31:02Can you guys beat that?

00:31:08Two days ago, I hated Zach's guts and hadn't kissed anyone in my entire life.

00:31:12There's no way we can beat that.

00:31:14It's okay if you don't want to, Jane. I mean, it must be weird kissing your boyfriend in front of your brother.

00:31:18Stop. Brother. And I'm not trying to figure out, I don't care.

00:31:22Looks like Nate doesn't care at all, Jane.

00:31:24I'm curious to see how you and Zach will end up.

00:31:26Are you the perfect couple or not?

00:31:31I'd love to kiss Zach.

00:31:33Fifty-eight seconds is nothing for us.

00:31:36Got voted Trussie. Guaranteed eight plus if we win this.

00:31:39I'll work extra hard and make it work for a while.

00:31:58Zach's a really good kisser.

00:32:00Hey, what the hell, bro?

00:32:06Nate, what the hell are you doing?

00:32:08Nate, let go.

00:32:09Nate?

00:32:10Don't you think you should be standing here holding your girlfriend's hand?

00:32:14Not right now.

00:32:15I need to have a talk with my sister.

00:32:17Whatever you have to say, you say it right here.

00:32:21It's a family matter.

00:32:22Jane, please.

00:32:23I've wanted Nate to want me for so long.

00:32:26How can I tell him no?

00:32:32Zach, I promise, it's the last time.

00:32:34I'll be right back.

00:32:36Wait.

00:32:38Put on my jacket first.

00:32:44All right, pack it up, guys. Party's over.

00:32:46What are you doing?

00:32:49What are you doing acting like that?

00:32:50Throwing yourself at Zach in front of everybody?

00:32:52It makes you look slutty.

00:32:54Slutty?

00:32:55You're a hockey bro.

00:32:56You've probably slugged with like half the suited body.

00:32:58Besides, let's not pretend that you and Melissa didn't start it.

00:33:01It's fine if you do it, but not me and my boyfriend.

00:33:03You're a girl.

00:33:04It is different.

00:33:05People call me a player, they move on with their day.

00:33:07But they'll call you a ran-through slut.

00:33:09Are you really calling me a slut right now just for kissing Zach?

00:33:12You know that Zach is coming for my MVP spot.

00:33:15You said it yourself last night.

00:33:16What a dick move it was that he stole my winning shot.

00:33:18Why him?

00:33:19Of all people.

00:33:21He's bad news, Jane.

00:33:22I'm just trying to protect you here.

00:33:23Really?

00:33:24Because it feels like you're trying to control me.

00:33:25I'm trying to tell you that you need to break up with Zach.

00:33:28You suck to him, right?

00:33:29It's for God if he gets pregnant, I oath.

00:33:33I thought I knew you, Nate Duncan.

00:33:35I thought you were different, but you're really just a selfish, arrogant bastard.

00:33:38You like me anyway.

00:33:40What?

00:33:41The stories you read about me?

00:33:43I read them.

00:33:44You have a crush on me, your own step-brother.

00:33:47How does he know?

00:33:49What did he read?

00:33:50I...

00:33:51Well, too bad, Jane.

00:33:53It's never gonna happen.

00:33:54I have a girlfriend.

00:33:55And I have a boyfriend.

00:33:57Maybe I used to have a crush on you before we became step-siblings, but that was a long

00:34:02time ago.

00:34:03You sure?

00:34:04You're really not just with my rival to make me jealous?

00:34:07You better watch out, Jane, because sooner or later he's gonna leave you with a bastard

00:34:11child and you'll just become another college dropout single mother.

00:34:14Don't you dare talk about him like that!

00:34:16You think you're such a good judge of character?

00:34:18What about that precious girlfriend of yours, Melissa?

00:34:20She almost bullied me into an early grave in high school.

00:34:22She would never do that.

00:34:23You don't know who my left left left I do.

00:34:24Just say it!

00:34:25Nothing I say will make you believe me.

00:34:26See?

00:34:27I told you Nate wouldn't believe a word you said about me.

00:34:28I told you Nate wouldn't believe a word you said about me.

00:34:29Not today, maybe, but sooner or later.

00:34:31No!

00:34:32No!

00:34:33No!

00:34:34No!

00:34:35No!

00:34:36You just won't give up, will you?

00:34:38That's my dad's necklace!

00:34:39What are you doing?

00:34:40You need to get it through your thicc skull.

00:34:41That is Jared and Nate is mine!

00:34:43He will choose me over you every time!

00:34:48You don't even believe a word you said about me!

00:34:56I told you Nate wouldn't believe a word you said about me!

00:34:58I told you Nate wouldn't believe a word you said

00:35:00about me!

00:35:01I told you Nate wouldn't believe a word you said about me!

00:35:06Not today, maybe.

00:35:07you every time. You're crazy!

00:35:23No! That's the last thing my dad left me! What are you doing?

00:35:27Nate! What the fuck happened? Melissa, you're bleeding.

00:35:30I was just trying to apologize to Jane, you know, get to a better place.

00:35:34But then she was like, I'm never gonna forget you as long as you're Nate's girlfriend.

00:35:37And she'd break off her necklace and stab me with the pieces.

00:35:40That's not what happened. You're clinically insane.

00:35:43Why would you do this? Because I rejected you?

00:35:46Nate, you know this necklace is the last thing my dad left me. Why would I break it?

00:35:50Amy, you know I have a low pain tolerance. Why would I stab myself?

00:35:54Oh my god, there's so much blood. I can't look.

00:35:57Jane, Melissa is the captain of the cheer team. She can't handle this much pain.

00:36:00Why would she purposefully starve herself?

00:36:02I'm scared of pain too. But Nate just doesn't seem to care.

00:36:08Or maybe he never did.

00:36:11You need to confess and apologize. And then maybe Melissa can find a way to forgive you.

00:36:17Depends on how sincere the apology is.

00:36:20I'm so sick of you always taking her aside when she's so clearly out to get me.

00:36:24Nate, I'm gonna ask you one more time.

00:36:26Do you believe her or me? Because if the answer is her, then you've lost me forever.

00:36:32I believe what I see with my own eyes.

00:36:36Your necklace left a bloody wound in Melissa's arm and you need to apologize.

00:36:42Fine. From now on it will be just like this necklace.

00:36:47I don't want anything to do with you anymore, Nate.

00:36:49Jane, don't be like that. I just...

00:36:52Jane, what the hell happened?

00:36:54Zach, Melissa broke my necklace. My dad's necklace.

00:36:58Jane broke the necklace herself and used it to stab Melissa.

00:37:01I just wanted her to apologize.

00:37:02Jane won't be apologizing.

00:37:04Let me apologize on her behalf.

00:37:06I can treat that wound for you.

00:37:07Well...

00:37:11Please!

00:37:12And it burns!

00:37:19This is your last warning.

00:37:20You two stay away from Jane, or it's a lot worse than your arm that gets caught.

00:37:28Did you really?

00:37:29No, I'm a hockey player, not a murderer.

00:37:32I just wanted to scare them shitless.

00:37:40Done.

00:37:42Thank you for sticking up for me today.

00:37:44But...

00:37:45Did you really never doubt me?

00:37:46I mean, for all you know, I could be a murderer.

00:37:49You don't seem like a type.

00:37:50Plus, I know how much that necklace means to you.

00:37:53You wear it every day.

00:37:55And you're scared of pain.

00:37:57And every time you meet one of the guys falls on the ice, you flinch.

00:38:02But you held those broken pieces in your hand until you bled.

00:38:06You know all those things about me?

00:38:08Even Nate didn't.

00:38:11Jane, well, see...

00:38:13Are you playing dumb, or are you actually stupid?

00:38:15Do you really not know?

00:38:16What?

00:38:19Glasses, I like you.

00:38:22I like you so much that I watch everything you do.

00:38:25I watch all your little habits, what you like, what you're scared of, what makes you happy.

00:38:37Ha ha.

00:38:38You know you really shouldn't joke like that.

00:38:40Pretty good actor, right?

00:38:42You fall for it?

00:38:43I knew it.

00:38:45Next time you prank me like that, I won't forgive you.

00:38:46Sure you won't.

00:38:48At least your energy's up.

00:38:50Life is much better without Nate Duncan, right?

00:38:53I'm thinking, why don't you just leave that guy and hang out with me?

00:38:57Can you be serious for like one second?

00:39:00Sure.

00:39:02Stop!

00:39:03Thank you, Zack.

00:39:04You really saved me tonight.

00:39:05I appreciate the thanks, but...

00:39:06I think I deserve a bit more of a reward.

00:39:07What do you want?

00:39:08I'm already working on your essay.

00:39:09Well yeah, you already owe me that.

00:39:10I want something new.

00:39:11You.

00:39:12What?

00:39:13What?

00:39:14No.

00:39:15Wait, let me finish.

00:39:16I want you to wear my jersey to the game and cheer louder than anybody.

00:39:17Oh.

00:39:18What'd you think I meant?

00:39:19N-nothing.

00:39:20Wearing the popular star player's hockey jersey.

00:39:21Cheering through him in the stands?

00:39:22That's every girl's dream.

00:39:23What?

00:39:24What?

00:39:25What?

00:39:26What?

00:39:27What?

00:39:28What?

00:39:29What?

00:39:30What?

00:39:31What?

00:39:32What?

00:39:33What?

00:39:34What?

00:39:35What?

00:39:36What?

00:39:37What?

00:39:38What?

00:39:39What?

00:39:40What'd you think I meant?

00:39:41N-nothing.

00:39:42Wearing the popular star player's hockey jersey.

00:39:43Cheering through him in the stands?

00:39:44That's every girl's dream.

00:39:45You've never given a girl your jersey before.

00:39:46Are you sure you're not afraid I'll embarrass you?

00:39:47Jane, I know what I'm doing.

00:39:48I want you to wear it.

00:39:49Fine.

00:39:50You know, besides wearing their jerseys and chains, I'm not going to wear it.

00:39:53What?

00:39:54What?

00:39:55What?

00:39:56What?

00:39:57What?

00:39:58What?

00:39:59What?

00:40:00What?

00:40:01What?

00:40:02What?

00:40:03What?

00:40:04Besides wearing their jerseys and cheering for them, there's one more thing that my teammates'

00:40:09girlfriends do for them.

00:40:11What?

00:40:12Kiss them in front of an audience.

00:40:15It's a hockey tradition.

00:40:18If you don't kiss me, you might as well stand across our foreheads if we're in a fake relationship.

00:40:22Alright?

00:40:23You don't want that.

00:40:24We don't want our secret to get out, right?

00:40:25Fine.

00:40:26Fine.

00:40:27I'll do it.

00:40:28But you better play well because I'm not kissing a loser.

00:40:30A loser?

00:40:31I haven't lost- I don't even know what that word means.

00:40:33We gotta make it look like we're really into it, though.

00:40:38So I was thinking we'd practice?

00:40:41Practice kissing?

00:40:42Is there a problem with that?

00:40:44I mean, I think everyone's already convinced we're dating.

00:40:48Do you think we have to?

00:40:49I don't want anyone thinking I'm a bad kisser.

00:40:52Especially not you, glasses.

00:40:54Just practice.

00:40:57Just practice.

00:40:59Just practice.

00:41:03It's just a kiss.

00:41:04No strings attached.

00:41:05But why does it feel so good?

00:41:06Did you like it?

00:41:07Seems kinda into it.

00:41:08it's just a kiss no strings attached why does it feel so good did you like it

00:41:19seems kind of into it no no way i mean it wasn't the best i ever had if that's what you're asking

00:41:27who am i kidding he's the only guy i've ever kissed

00:41:30you know most guys will take insults to their performance as a challenge

00:41:34are you insulting me to try and provoke me asking for more are you messing with me again i told you

00:41:41no more pranks it's okay if you don't think i'm a good kisser i have plenty of chances to uh change

00:41:46your mind it's getting late i should get back to my dorm don't be late tomorrow my jersey smells

00:41:53pretty good so don't be afraid to give it a sniff you're an ass you know that you love it

00:41:58zach gates is a hockey star a total player you can't let yourself fall for him you're a snake

00:42:08girlfriend nothing more

00:42:10but zach gates isn't as bad as i thought he's not arrogant he's saved me so many times already

00:42:20he even called my stretch marks pretty he rejected melissa too maybe he's not a player at all

00:42:27oh my god what the hell am i doing sniffing zach gates jersey like a psycho creep

00:42:49a couple days ago i thought he was my worst enemy but it does smell nice

00:42:53i bet you're smelling my jersey right now

00:43:01did you hear jane malsey is wearing zach's jersey to the game tonight

00:43:13oh my god really he's never given a girl his jersey before

00:43:16jane is so not good enough for him

00:43:19zach must think she's really special

00:43:21are you seriously sticking up for jane right now

00:43:25i need these bitches on my side time to throw jane under the bus

00:43:30you have no idea what she says about you behind your back leah

00:43:34i heard her telling some old skank that you smell like old sweat and you definitely have an std

00:43:38what that bitch

00:43:41and courtney she said your eyes are so far apart that you look like a lazy eyed catfish

00:43:45what how dare she ladies you need to teach this girl lesson

00:43:53what do you think she says your eyes are so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far apart that you're not so far

00:44:23Oh my god!

00:44:25Oh my god, don't swap my shampoo!

00:44:37Oh my god, is that Jane the Berger?

00:44:39It's more like Jane the slut.

00:44:41She's naked under there.

00:44:43Hmm, walking around campus naked, Jane?

00:44:46God, you're such a slut.

00:44:48Trying to roll yourself out to the rest of the hockey team, too?

00:44:51No, my clothes, someone took them.

00:44:53Clothes?

00:44:54Oh, you mean these granny panties.

00:44:56Want your training bra back, Jane?

00:44:59Ew.

00:45:00Why did you do this? I don't even know you.

00:45:02Liar!

00:45:03I know what you said about me. You had this coming.

00:45:07It was you?

00:45:09Give me back my clothes!

00:45:15Mean, ugly girls like you don't deserve to date hockey stars.

00:45:19And look at her arms!

00:45:22All crinkly like an old lady!

00:45:24Jane, if I were you, I'd cover that up.

00:45:26You can't hurt me.

00:45:28All you guys are doing is exposing your own insecurities.

00:45:31How dare you fight back!

00:45:34Let go of her! Now!

00:45:35I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?

00:45:49Does that know you're also seducing your stepbrother, too?

00:45:53Nate, the NHL scouts are here today. Do you really want to risk being late to practice for the sake of your useless stepsister?

00:46:02Nate, are you just going to leave me here like this?

00:46:05See, Jane? Not even your own stepbrother cares about you.

00:46:11He's obviously embarrassed of you.

00:46:15Look, just give her her clothes back and knock it off.

00:46:22Here. Take them.

00:46:26What the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?!

00:46:35Zach, aren't you in the middle of beating with the NHL scouts?

00:46:51Zach, this bitch started it!

00:46:53So you did this to her?

00:46:55I don't really think it's Jane's color, but maybe it's yours.

00:46:59As a hockey team captain, I'm officially kicking you off the hockey cheer team.

00:47:15I don't know if you want to see your nasty faces again.

00:47:17Get out!

00:47:23Jane, you're right? I'm here.

00:47:29Coward.

00:47:37You don't have to do this, Zach.

00:47:39The NHL scout is at practice. You can't miss it.

00:47:41I'll go after you get changed.

00:47:45He's obviously embarrassed of you.

00:47:47But...

00:47:49You don't find me embarrassing?

00:47:53Why would I be embarrassed of you?

00:47:55Listen, Jane.

00:47:57It's not your fault that they were bullying you.

00:48:01Zach, you were reckless back there.

00:48:03If the NHL scout was there...

00:48:04If the NHL scout was right there watching, I'd still fight for you.

00:48:08But I'm just your fake girlfriend.

00:48:12Is it really worth it?

00:48:15Are you really concerned for me?

00:48:17Grateful enough to want to be my real girlfriend?

00:48:19Thanks, Zach.

00:48:32You'll make a pretty good boyfriend someday.

00:48:35Pretty good.

00:48:36Hmm.

00:48:37Just on the cheek.

00:48:38I'm seeing stars.

00:48:40I fall apart because she's gonna crush my heart.

00:48:43So lush, I'm loving life.

00:48:45Zach, there you are. Bro, game's about to start.

00:48:48Uh, good luck.

00:48:51See you later.

00:48:53Girlfriend, don't forget the promise you made, guess what?

00:48:55Hang on, do you be like, I?

00:48:56You're telling me forever.

00:48:57I lose it, yeah, I lose my mind.

00:49:00Falling for really.

00:49:02Gonna crush my heart.

00:49:03Uh, hi.

00:49:10Wow.

00:49:11I have never seen a Matt so sweet.

00:49:13He must be obsessed with you.

00:49:15Really?

00:49:16How can you tell?

00:49:17These hockey guys are all such-

00:49:18The sarcastic assholes.

00:49:20I know.

00:49:21Trust me.

00:49:22The way Dave's looking at you,

00:49:23he's so gone, girl.

00:49:26No way.

00:49:27Tess has no idea that Zach and I aren't a real couple.

00:49:29He's an actor, but it's all fake.

00:49:31But then, why do I wish it was real?

00:49:36Congratulations, Vancouver University.

00:49:40Looking good out there, buddy.

00:49:41Hey, come here.

00:49:43You're looking great out there, all right?

00:49:45You're looking like a star.

00:49:46So you're definitely on the Scouts' radar.

00:49:48But they heard about some kind of incident in the locker room,

00:49:50something about harassing cheerleaders?

00:49:53They're hearing about some kind of incident in the locker room,

00:49:55something about harassing cheerleaders or something?

00:49:57That's not what happened.

00:49:58Listen, it's not a good look, all right?

00:50:00Now, you've got to keep your record clean for the rest of the year.

00:50:02It's going to damage your career opportunities.

00:50:05Harassing?

00:50:06They were the ones harassing Jamie.

00:50:08You understand?

00:50:09I understand, Coach.

00:50:16Zach, you're amazing out there.

00:50:18Yeah?

00:50:19Enough to make me your star player?

00:50:21Nate will always be the star player to me.

00:50:23Yes.

00:50:24You're the star player to me.

00:50:26You know, it's tradition for the MVPs to get a kiss from a girl.

00:50:30But I'm not really your girl, though, am I?

00:50:32So...

00:50:33You don't have to.

00:50:35Baby, I should know better.

00:50:37Should keep it all together.

00:50:38But I won't.

00:50:39Hangin' on to a bit later.

00:50:41You're tellin' me ever.

00:50:42I lose it, yeah, I lose my mind.

00:50:44Damn, bro.

00:50:45Your stepsister used to follow you running like a puppy,

00:50:46but now she can't get her hands off Zach.

00:50:48You must be pissed.

00:50:49Shut up.

00:50:56Melissa, you told Leah and Courtney to dogpile on Jane today, didn't you?

00:50:59What?

00:51:00Why would I do that, Nate?

00:51:02I'm a nice girl.

00:51:03Enough with your lies.

00:51:05I saw everything.

00:51:06I can't believe I never saw three before.

00:51:09Nate, are you serious?

00:51:11I mean, your girlfriend...

00:51:13You really don't wanna piss me off.

00:51:21Otherwise...

00:51:24You're never getting any of this...

00:51:27Ever again.

00:51:29Don't touch me.

00:51:31We're over.

00:51:33Oh my god.

00:51:36You...

00:51:37You like her.

00:51:39You like your step-sister.

00:51:41You like her.

00:51:44You like her.

00:51:47You like your step-sister.

00:51:51Did you fall and put your headaches or heart on the ice or something?

00:51:54What is wrong with you?

00:51:55She's a pathetic little loser.

00:51:57Don't.

00:51:58Talk about her like that.

00:52:00She's the nice girl.

00:52:01She's genuine.

00:52:03Unlike your fake ass.

00:52:05Yeah, Jane is amazing.

00:52:08Too bad.

00:52:09She's in a relationship with Zack now.

00:52:13And...

00:52:14You hurt her so bad.

00:52:16She'd never forgive you.

00:52:18That was your fault.

00:52:22Aw, baby.

00:52:24She's still my step-sister.

00:52:26She'll understand.

00:52:27And she'll see that Zack isn't good for her.

00:52:30Seeing Jane and Zack together makes you so jealous.

00:52:35Doesn't it?

00:52:36First, he...

00:52:38Steals your...

00:52:39Star player title.

00:52:40And then your...

00:52:42Precious...

00:52:43Little...

00:52:44Girlfriend.

00:52:46It's a shame.

00:52:48I never went against him.

00:52:50Not on the rink.

00:52:52Or...

00:52:53With girls.

00:52:55I mean...

00:52:56If Zack hadn't rejected me...

00:52:58I never would have touched you.

00:53:00I'm not the one you should be mad at.

00:53:03Zack is the one who stole everything...

00:53:05She's...

00:53:10Jane...

00:53:11Will come back to me.

00:53:13No matter what it takes.

00:53:17Yeah!

00:53:22Hey, look!

00:53:23It's the man in the hour!

00:53:24And his beloved girlfriend...

00:53:25Kiss her!

00:53:27Kiss her?

00:53:28Bro, go!

00:53:29What are you doing?

00:53:31I'm gonna have a drink.

00:53:32Okay.

00:53:39Jane, we need to talk.

00:53:40I don't have anything to say to you.

00:53:42You watched Melissa bully me.

00:53:44Humiliate me.

00:53:45And you didn't say anything.

00:53:46I can never forgive you for that.

00:53:47I was just surprised...

00:53:49And stressed because the scholars were at the game.

00:53:51Look, I wanted to help you.

00:53:52I swear.

00:53:54Jane, I'm sorry.

00:53:55I regret it.

00:53:56I can't do this, Nate.

00:53:58You're drunk.

00:54:00This is about him, isn't it?

00:54:02Zach?

00:54:03You too serious?

00:54:05Why does it matter if we are?

00:54:07You're my stepbrother, not my boyfriend.

00:54:10It matters because...

00:54:13I can't get you off my mind.

00:54:16I keep thinking about us and how you used to cheer for me at every game.

00:54:20And now you're spending a lot of time with Zach and you don't even look at me twice.

00:54:23You're just jealous because Zach is the new star on the team.

00:54:27Everyone has moved past you.

00:54:30Including me.

00:54:32No.

00:54:33Jane, I don't accept that.

00:54:37Jane, I don't accept that.

00:54:39I made a mistake.

00:54:40I didn't realize it before but I know now that you were the one who was always there for me.

00:54:45And I...

00:54:46Don't say it.

00:54:49I have feelings for you.

00:54:51Please, give me another chance.

00:54:54I've dreamed about this moment for years.

00:54:57My stepbrother's saying it's just me.

00:55:00It's always been me.

00:55:02But why do I feel so empty?

00:55:03I know you feel the same way, Jane.

00:55:06I know you're only with Zach to get back at me, but...

00:55:09It worked.

00:55:10You can break up with him now.

00:55:12You can be with me.

00:55:14No. Nate, stop.

00:55:15Jane, I know what you want.

00:55:16Don't touch my girlfriend!

00:55:22What the hell are you doing, Duncan?

00:55:24Doesn't concern you.

00:55:25Know your place, freshman.

00:55:26Breathing down my girlfriend's neck like a creep.

00:55:28Telling her to leave me for you, but it's none of my business.

00:55:30I'm special to Jane, alright?

00:55:33Sooner or later, she'll come crawling back to me.

00:55:35You're just the cheap backup option.

00:55:37I bet you two haven't even slept together, right?

00:55:39Wanna know why?

00:55:41Because she's saving herself for me.

00:55:44Watch your fucking mouth!

00:55:46You see that, Jane?

00:55:48Is this the perfect boyfriend you found yourself?

00:55:50He punched his way out of his problems.

00:55:52Has he hit you too?

00:55:54No way.

00:55:55Zach's abusive?

00:55:57Wouldn't be surprised.

00:55:58Guys like that act all charming, then show their true colors behind closed doors.

00:56:05No, no.

00:56:06Zach, it's just not worth it, okay?

00:56:08If you get in trouble again, you'll be suspended from the team and you'll risk your spot in the NHL.

00:56:13He's violent, Jane.

00:56:14I keep telling you he's got anger issues.

00:56:16Sooner or later, he'll beat me.

00:56:20Stay the hell away from me and my boyfriend.

00:56:24Come on.

00:56:25Jane and I are meant to be.

00:56:29Zach Gates, you can take everything else away from me but not her.

00:56:39That was reckless.

00:56:42Thank God Coach wasn't there, otherwise he would have been suspended.

00:56:45Are they that worried about me?

00:56:46I stacked your crush.

00:56:48Shouldn't you be checking in on him?

00:56:50I want nothing to do with him right now.

00:56:54He was...

00:56:55He was drunk.

00:56:57He didn't know what he was doing.

00:57:00I'm sorry on his behalf.

00:57:02I don't need an apology.

00:57:03Why are you still making excuses for him?

00:57:04Zach, don't be like that.

00:57:06We used to be enemies and now look at us.

00:57:10I mean, we wouldn't be here unless I tried to understand you.

00:57:14Forgive you.

00:57:17You don't get it.

00:57:18Well then help me get it.

00:57:20Something Nate said got to you, didn't it?

00:57:23I opened up to you, so...

00:57:25Just tell me what's wrong.

00:57:29Nate said I'm violent.

00:57:31That I have anger issues.

00:57:36The truth is, he's right.

00:57:40I lied about how I got this scar.

00:57:47It wasn't from training.

00:57:51My dad beat me.

00:57:53My god, Zach.

00:57:57Everyone knew my dad is this charming, successful guy.

00:58:01But at home, he beat my mom.

00:58:05And once I turned three, he started it on me too.

00:58:10When I did bad in training,

00:58:13he locked me out in the snow until I passed out from the cold.

00:58:19When he died from alcohol poisoning,

00:58:22I found nothing but relief.

00:58:24My nightmare was over.

00:58:27But now...

00:58:29I'm worried I'm turning into him.

00:58:32Because I'm angry.

00:58:34Violent.

00:58:36I can't control my temper-

00:58:37No, Zach.

00:58:38None of that was your fault.

00:58:40You're nothing like him.

00:58:41You're not scaring me.

00:58:53No.

00:58:54Not at all.

00:58:56You're already a better man than your father ever was.

00:58:59So I guess we both know each other's secrets now.

00:59:02I guess that means we could really be friends.

00:59:07Friends.

00:59:08Yeah.

00:59:11I heard everything, you know.

00:59:13Nice confession to you and...

00:59:15You know you got what you wanted.

00:59:17So I'm not gonna mess it up, you know.

00:59:20Zach, I thought that's what I wanted.

00:59:22But I don't think that's true anymore.

00:59:34What do you want?

00:59:39What do you want?

00:59:41You.

00:59:42The one I want is you.

00:59:44But if I tell him I caught real feelings,

00:59:46we'll have to call this whole arrangement off.

00:59:48We can't even be friends.

00:59:50Nothing.

00:59:52At least nothing from you.

00:59:55Look, my life used to be...

00:59:57Quiet.

00:59:58Uncomplicated.

00:59:59Before I met you.

01:00:01I want to go back to that.

01:00:03No more drama.

01:00:06I just poured my heart out to you.

01:00:08And now you want to push me away?

01:00:10I apologize.

01:00:12I'm not the player here.

01:00:13You are.

01:00:15Player.

01:00:18That's all you really think I am?

01:00:22There's no need to kiss me if there's no one here to see us.

01:00:39This is a fake relationship, remember?

01:00:42Guess that's just what players do.

01:00:43No, Zach, that's not what I meant.

01:00:45Look.

01:00:46The month's almost over and the deal's done.

01:00:48He won't have to see me again.

01:00:53A month ago, I would have killed to have Zach Gates out of my life.

01:00:56Now, the idea of never seeing him again, it kills me.

01:00:59He said he wants nothing to do with me anymore.

01:01:00Hey girl, you got your homecoming dress ready?

01:01:01Zach and I got in a fight.

01:01:02I don't think I want to go anymore.

01:01:03I'll have more reason to show up in a sexy ass dress.

01:01:04Show them what he's missing.

01:01:05Hey girl.

01:01:06You got your homecoming dress ready?

01:01:07Zach and I got in a fight.

01:01:08I don't think I want to go anymore.

01:01:09All the more reason to show up in a sexy, ass dress.

01:01:26in a fight. I don't think I want to go anymore.

01:01:28I'll have more reason to show up in a

01:01:30sexy-ass dress. Show him what he's

01:01:32missing. And hey, maybe you can find

01:01:34a new Javi at the dance.

01:01:36Homecoming is the last day of our deal.

01:01:38The last time I'll be together with Zach.

01:01:40I can survive one more night. Fine.

01:01:42I'll go.

01:01:42Damn, he looks good to me.

01:02:03Damn, she looks good to me.

01:02:05You look

01:02:12really nice.

01:02:14Thanks.

01:02:17Oh, right.

01:02:18I, um, I finished your essay.

01:02:20It's in my locker. I'll get it to you

01:02:22whenever.

01:02:25Zach,

01:02:26about what I said,

01:02:28I'm sorry.

01:02:30I didn't mean to call you a player.

01:02:32You're hot, nice,

01:02:34and amazing kisser.

01:02:36A good person.

01:02:39I hope that after all of this,

01:02:40we can be friends.

01:02:43You don't have to be my friend, Jane.

01:02:44And I should be the one apologizing.

01:02:46It doesn't matter what you think of me.

01:02:48We're together because we made a deal.

01:02:51Nothing more.

01:02:53You should patch things up with your stepbrother.

01:02:56You should patch things up with your stepbrother.

01:02:58He's the one you really care about.

01:02:59That's not...

01:03:01Nate was just

01:03:01there.

01:03:04Reliable.

01:03:04I don't actually have a crush on him.

01:03:08Truthfully, I kind of got the ick

01:03:09as soon as I saw Melissa's tongue down his throat.

01:03:15I've been thinking,

01:03:16and

01:03:16I don't think the crush was real after all.

01:03:19It's not what it's supposed to feel like.

01:03:24What's it supposed to feel like?

01:03:28Welcome, welcome to your homecoming.

01:03:31There we have it right there.

01:03:32We have our couple of the year,

01:03:34as noted by you guys,

01:03:35the student body.

01:03:36Now, hey,

01:03:37couple of the year,

01:03:38why don't you guys give each other a little kiss?

01:03:40It's our last night together, glasses.

01:03:43You want for one more kiss?

01:03:44Sorry, Zach.

01:03:49I...

01:03:49I can't.

01:03:52I can't kiss you anymore.

01:03:55I can't kiss you anymore.

01:04:00If I let myself kiss Zach again,

01:04:01I'll fall too hard.

01:04:03But if I walk away now,

01:04:04I can end this before he breaks my heart.

01:04:06Jane.

01:04:13Look, I thought you were over me.

01:04:14What?

01:04:15This has nothing to do with him.

01:04:18This is the last night of the deal.

01:04:20You can't just kiss me?

01:04:21We said no feelings.

01:04:22But I can't kiss him again and feel nothing.

01:04:26I can't.

01:04:28It'll break the contract.

01:04:29What?

01:04:31She said no feelings.

01:04:33Is she breaking her own rule?

01:04:35Has she fallen for me too?

01:04:36You're not supposed to kiss me

01:04:38unless I'm okay with it,

01:04:39and...

01:04:40I don't want to kiss you.

01:04:44Right.

01:04:45Yeah.

01:04:46All this.

01:04:47Us.

01:04:48It's just about the contract to you,

01:04:49wasn't it?

01:04:51It is for you too, right?

01:04:58Yeah.

01:04:59Couldn't ever fall for you, Jane.

01:05:06Contract?

01:05:07Contract?

01:05:08Interesting.

01:05:11Contract?

01:05:13Interesting.

01:05:17Let's go.

01:05:18You tattletale bitch!

01:05:20You got us kicked off the cheerleading squad.

01:05:21You don't deserve to be capped.

01:05:23Calm down, girlies.

01:05:25Okay?

01:05:25It's not my fault.

01:05:27It was all Jane.

01:05:29Look, everything I told you about her is true.

01:05:35Jane is such a manipulative bitch.

01:05:38She has this diary where she writes awful things about you guys.

01:05:43Mm-hmm.

01:05:44Rumors about disgusting things you've done with the hockey team.

01:05:48I'm sure if you go through her things, you'll find proof.

01:05:52Let's go start trybacks.

01:05:53Idiots.

01:05:58Now time to sit back and enjoy the show.

01:06:05Oh my god!

01:06:08Zach and Jane are faking their relationship!

01:06:10Zach is only with her because she's writing him an essay!

01:06:14Holy shit!

01:06:16Jane had to force Zach to date her.

01:06:18Pathetic.

01:06:19Jane must be blackmailing Zach.

01:06:20I mean, how else do you land the star hockey player?

01:06:22Desperate much?

01:06:23You want to know the real reason why Nate and I broke up?

01:06:26It's because of Jane.

01:06:29She's been in love with her own stepbrother this whole time.

01:06:33Ew!

01:06:33What the fuck?

01:06:42Want to explain this?

01:06:44Look, you can stop pretending now, Jane.

01:06:53I know you and Zach aren't actually dating.

01:06:55I knew it.

01:06:57You really just did all this just for my attention.

01:07:01Don't flatter yourself, Nate.

01:07:02I don't like you like that anymore.

01:07:03You can admit it, Jane.

01:07:04It's okay.

01:07:04I like you too.

01:07:06Look, we can finally be together.

01:07:07I am a hockey star too.

01:07:09I can fix your reputation.

01:07:15See?

01:07:16I told you she'd come back sooner or later.

01:07:18I mean, you two are faking the whole time anyway, right?

01:07:22Zach, listen to me.

01:07:23If that's what you want, send things here.

01:07:39Let me go.

01:07:50Go home, loser.

01:07:52Can't believe I voted for her and Zach for a couple of the year.

01:07:55We were all fooled.

01:07:56You see this, Jane?

01:07:58Everyone here hates you.

01:07:59But I'm still on your side.

01:08:00If you walk away from me now, you'll regret it forever.

01:08:03I don't care.

01:08:04Contract or not, you'll never be half the man Zach is.

01:08:07Fine.

01:08:07Well, let's see if your superstar Zach comes to save you now.

01:08:16Jane, isn't this so sad?

01:08:20You had to blackmail Zach into pretending to date you.

01:08:23First, you write sexy fanfic about your own stepbrother.

01:08:27And now this.

01:08:29You'd do anything for attention, won't you?

01:08:32That's not how it happened.

01:08:33She's still making excuses.

01:08:35Somebody needs to teach her a lesson.

01:08:39Leave it to us.

01:08:41If you're so desperate for attention, let's show everyone who you really are.

01:08:45A fat, ugly, loser.

01:08:48We heard you're anorexic now.

01:08:51But we can help cure you.

01:08:53Oh, no.

01:09:13Poor Jane.

01:09:14Isn't anybody going to help her?

01:09:16Zach just dumped her.

01:09:18If you help her now, isn't that picking up out Zach?

01:09:20Jane's a liar.

01:09:21She had it coming.

01:09:22What the fuck do you think you're doing?

01:09:32Zach, we know she's been blackmailing you into a fake relationship.

01:09:35We're helping you teach her a lesson.

01:09:37Jane, you all right?

01:09:39What's happening?

01:09:40I thought Jane and Zach were fake dating.

01:09:43It might have started out as fake, but it's very real now.

01:09:46Jane is my girlfriend.

01:09:47But she's a useless nobody, and you're the star hockey player.

01:09:52You could have anyone you want.

01:09:55I want her.

01:09:55I warned you.

01:10:03Eye for an eye.

01:10:05No one's going to hurt Jane while I'm here.

01:10:06Oh, my God!

01:10:08Oh, my God!

01:10:12Oh, my God!

01:10:14Oh, my God!

01:10:16Oh, my God!

01:10:18Oh, my God!

01:10:19Oh, my God!

01:10:20Oh, my God!

01:10:20Now, apologize.

01:10:23Sorry!

01:10:24Sorry!

01:10:25We were wrong.

01:10:26Forgive us!

01:10:27Don't touch me!

01:10:28You're not sorry.

01:10:29You're just scared.

01:10:30Please forgive us!

01:10:31I can't get expelled!

01:10:32I'll do anything you want, please!

01:10:33You guys like cake?

01:10:35Why don't you finish the rest yourselves?

01:10:38What?

01:10:39But it's on the floor!

01:10:40There's glass and shit everywhere!

01:10:42You sure we're having a lot of fun shoving it down Jane's throat?

01:10:45Why don't we make it a competition?

01:10:46Whoever eats the most cake doesn't get expelled.

01:10:48How about that?

01:10:48Leah, I can't get expelled.

01:10:51My mom and dad will kill me.

01:10:52No!

01:10:52Zach, it wasn't just us!

01:10:54It was Melissa!

01:10:55She's been egging us on the whole time!

01:10:57She's been using us!

01:11:01Yes, it was Melissa!

01:11:02It was her last time, too!

01:11:04She's the mastermind!

01:11:05No, I...

01:11:06I didn't even touch Jane!

01:11:08You told us to bully her!

01:11:10You told us to take her clothes and check her bags!

01:11:13Oh, my God, Melissa!

01:11:15How old are you?

01:11:16Still trying to relive your Queen Bee bully days?

01:11:18That's sad.

01:11:19Two-faced liars like her are the worst.

01:11:21Leah, Melissa has been behind us this whole time!

01:11:24If we feed her all of this cake, we both don't have to get expelled!

01:11:29No!

01:11:29I shouldn't do anything now!

01:11:32Wait, wait!

01:11:33Wait!

01:11:36Here you go!

01:11:39Who's the ugly pig now?

01:11:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:11:48Do you want to get out of here?

01:11:59Oh, my God!

01:12:00That was crazy!

01:12:01Zach, you showed up like a superhero!

01:12:08Zach, we both know this is never going to work.

01:12:11You're a bad boy hockey superstar that everyone on campus is obsessed with, and...

01:12:15I'm the loser girl who's so obsessed with getting a boyfriend that you bribed her way into a relationship.

01:12:20We only got together because of a contract.

01:12:23I think maybe we should keep it that way.

01:12:27After everything I've done...

01:12:28You really still think I was only in it for the contract?

01:12:32You have no idea what I want.

01:12:35Then tell me.

01:12:36If you tell me why you wouldn't kiss me, are you?

01:12:38Because we said no rules.

01:12:40And...

01:12:41And I can't promise that anymore.

01:12:44I don't want this to be fake.

01:12:45I want it to be real.

01:12:47Zach, I want you to kiss me not because of some stupid contract, but because...

01:12:58Fuck the contract.

01:13:05I like you.

01:13:07I like the way you piss me off.

01:13:08I like it when I make you blush.

01:13:11I like when you're mad at me.

01:13:12I always wanted this to be real.

01:13:14But the rules.

01:13:16You agreed to no feelings.

01:13:18I'm a bad boy.

01:13:19The player.

01:13:23I like breaking the rules.

01:13:25I like breaking the rules.

01:13:28Wait.

01:13:35Zach.

01:13:38Does this mean I'm not your fake girlfriend anymore?

01:13:45Jane.

01:13:46It doesn't get any more real than this.

01:13:48Can't believe we're already breaking another rule.

01:13:51Rule number one.

01:13:52No sex.

01:13:53Remember?

01:13:55I told you.

01:13:57I like to break the rules.

01:13:58Wait, Zach.

01:14:04This is my first time.

01:14:07If that turns you off or makes you change your mind or whatever, that's it.

01:14:12We can go slow.

01:14:15May I?

01:14:22Just tell me what you like.

01:14:23I like to...

01:14:24I like to...

01:14:25I like to...

01:14:26I like to...

01:14:27I like to...

01:14:28Jane was the mysterious romance writer.

01:14:57I can't let Zach take you away.

01:15:01I'll make sure everything goes back to the way it was meant to be.

01:15:07Last night was incredible.

01:15:09My next post will be a 3,000-word detailed account.

01:15:16Zach was right about those can't-get-it-up rumors.

01:15:18They didn't be further from the truth.

01:15:20Hey, Gates!

01:15:21Meet me in my office.

01:15:22Right now.

01:15:23Oh, my God.

01:15:25Seth's in the campus says that they're trying to reveal all of Zach's dirty secrets.

01:15:29This is going to ruin Zach's chances in the NHL.

01:15:31What?

01:15:32What?

01:15:33What?

01:15:34Wow.

01:15:34Sex and the campus just confirmed that the villain in Virgin's bucket list is based on Zach Gates.

01:15:39And she's releasing so much more dirt on him.

01:15:41Holy shit.

01:15:42We all knew he couldn't get it up, but taking Viagra and sleeping around with puck bunnies?

01:15:47Getting a girl pregnant and leaving her instead of taking responsibility?

01:15:50Ugh, he's the worst kind of player.

01:15:53Zach is in huge trouble.

01:15:56I didn't post this.

01:15:57I would never.

01:16:00Someone's taken over my account.

01:16:02They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.

01:16:04Who would do this?

01:16:06Oh, my God.

01:16:07It was Nate.

01:16:10Will Zach believe I'm innocent?

01:16:11Who will this ruin everything between us?

01:16:14What the fuck were you thinking?!

01:16:17The account posted their accusations at midnight yesterday.

01:16:20It spread like wildfire through the campus.

01:16:22This is bad publicity.

01:16:23This is very bad publicity.

01:16:24Coach, I'm innocent.

01:16:26They're baseless, petty rumors.

01:16:28Do you know how many NHL scouts canceled their meetings with you based on these baseless, petty rumors?

01:16:33Your career prospects are in the toilet, Zach.

01:16:37You find out who's behind sex on the campus and you get them to prove your innocence.

01:16:42Do you have any idea who's behind this account?

01:16:44I know exactly who it is.

01:16:54I know you stole my account and spread lies about Zach online.

01:16:57Delete it or set the record straight.

01:16:59Sure.

01:17:00As soon as you break up with Zach and start dating me instead.

01:17:02I would rather die.

01:17:03Jane, I'm your stepbrother.

01:17:04I know what's best for you and you need to get that angry deadbeat out of your life.

01:17:08Go with me.

01:17:09What's so great about Zach anyway, huh?

01:17:12We met first.

01:17:13You liked me first.

01:17:14Why won't you even look at me anymore?

01:17:16Hmm.

01:17:17Let's see.

01:17:18You took Melissa's side.

01:17:19You stood by and watched me get bullied.

01:17:21You tried to force yourself onto me.

01:17:23Is that enough of a reason?

01:17:24Okay, I'm sorry.

01:17:25What do you want?

01:17:26You and Zach were even really together anyway.

01:17:29He may have started off as my fake boyfriend.

01:17:31But the way he looks at me has always been real.

01:17:33But you, Nate, I don't even know you anymore.

01:17:36If you're not going to fix this, I'll do it myself.

01:17:39Really?

01:17:40You're going to expose your deepest, darkest secret for him?

01:17:45Tell everyone that you've been writing erotic fanfiction about your classmates.

01:17:49You'll be expelled.

01:17:50I won't let you ruin him.

01:17:53He's not worth protecting.

01:17:56That's not your decision to make.

01:18:04I know exactly who it is.

01:18:06Great.

01:18:07Well, tell me who it is and I'll get the Dean to take care of it.

01:18:10I trust Jane.

01:18:11She wouldn't do this.

01:18:12I can't turn around to save myself.

01:18:14No, Coach, I'm going to take care of this myself.

01:18:16Dude, Zach, look, she's live.

01:18:21Sex on the campus's account was hacked last night.

01:18:25Records show that the IP address doesn't match the account's previous posts.

01:18:29As for the accusations SATC made about Zach Gates last night,

01:18:32I could prove that those were all just malicious rumors and slander.

01:18:36I am the owner of the account and the writer of the Virgin's bucket list.

01:18:41And I didn't make those posts and Zach isn't that kind of person.

01:18:45I know that after this, a lot of you are going to think I'm crazy,

01:18:59that I would do anything online to get attention, but I don't care.

01:19:03Zach Gates is a good person.

01:19:07He loves hockey more than anything.

01:19:09He doesn't deserve to have this jeopardize his future career.

01:19:12Zach, it's so disgusting.

01:19:19Oh my gosh, it's the smut writer.

01:19:21Did you base your main character off Nate, your stepbrother?

01:19:23That's like incest.

01:19:24Your writing's harassment.

01:19:25I know, look, I thought she was such a frigid nerd.

01:19:27Who knew she was such a freak?

01:19:28You know, my God, I bet she has wet dreams about her classmates all the time.

01:19:32Ugh.

01:19:33EXPEL HERT!

01:19:34EXPEL HERT!

01:19:42If this helps prove Zach's innocence, I don't care what people say.

01:19:48I think your writing was really good, Jane.

01:19:50You're really talented.

01:19:51Thanks.

01:19:52Miss Wealthy, I applaud your courage in standing up for Zach.

01:19:57However, I regret to inform you that due to the negative press your blog has cost the school,

01:20:01you're being expelled.

01:20:09Although I must say that as an avid reader of your stories, I love your writing.

01:20:14Thanks, Dean Brooks.

01:20:16Jane, have you lost your mind?

01:20:19You actually...

01:20:21Was this all worth it?

01:20:23Yes, it was.

01:20:25Zach stood up for me time and time again.

01:20:26It was my turn to protect him.

01:20:28Don't try to convince me otherwise, you'll never understand.

01:20:30As for Mr. Duncan, please come with me.

01:20:33We need to discuss the penalty for spreading rumors and slander about your fellow students.

01:20:43Goddammit, Zach!

01:20:44I told you to keep your records clean this semester!

01:20:47As star hockey player of the team, you've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with

01:20:51you, and you picked Jane Wellesley.

01:20:53A virgin who writes sexual fantasies about her classmates online.

01:20:57I mean, what are you thinking?

01:20:58She brings you nothing but shame.

01:21:00Coach, as long as I win the finals, I can still make it to the NHL.

01:21:02You can't win the finals in this state, Zach.

01:21:05I'll show you.

01:21:06No, no.

01:21:07I'm not letting the entire team base their future on you.

01:21:11I'm putting Nate back on the ice.

01:21:12You're benched for the rest of the finals.

01:21:13No, coach.

01:21:14My decision is final.

01:21:15You're lucky I'm not kicking you off the team.

01:21:23Nate Duncan, former MVP, has made mistake after mistake, but can Zach Duncan?

01:21:27Zach Gates has been cancelled. Now he's being subbed in. Is there any chance he's able to get a victory for his team?

01:21:34Zach!

01:21:37You're my star hockey player!

01:21:48Nate Duncan, former MVP, has made mistake after mistake, but can Zach Duncan score the goal?

01:21:54No, Zach, you can do this! You're the best!

01:21:57My God!

01:21:58Zach Gates has a punch!

01:21:59You're the best!

01:22:00You're the best!

01:22:02Zach!

01:22:03You keep taking everything from me!

01:22:05My MVP, my title as captain, my glory, now Jane?

01:22:09We're not winning today.

01:22:15Look, Zach!

01:22:21Who's ever destroyed a damn thing you had, asshole?

01:22:27Goal!

01:22:28Yes!

01:22:29He's done it again!

01:22:30Zach Gates has led his team to victory, smashing any doubts of his skills on the ice.

01:22:39Zach!

01:22:40The scout's offers are starting to come through.

01:22:42You did it!

01:22:43Let's go!

01:22:44It was right!

01:22:45Zach, this is amazing!

01:22:46I knew you could do it!

01:22:47I couldn't have done it without you.

01:22:48Thank you, Jane, for everything.

01:22:49You two!

01:22:50You stupid, arrogant!

01:22:51You stupid, arrogant!

01:22:52Stop it!

01:22:53We have a zero tolerance policy with violence against other teammates.

01:22:55No NHL for you.

01:22:56No NHL for you.

01:22:57Everything's finally over.

01:22:58Except, now I've been expelled.

01:23:00About that.

01:23:01If my mom's an investor at the New York Times, she liked your writing so much that you offered

01:23:02to send it in with a glowing recommendation.

01:23:03You mean, I could be a New York Times columnist?

01:23:04Yeah!

01:23:05Oh my god!

01:23:06Thank you, Zach!

01:23:07Hey, we got a deal for you.

01:23:08No NHL for you.

01:23:09No NHL for you.

01:23:12He's a zero tolerance policy with violence against other teammates.

01:23:13No NHL for you.

01:23:14Everything's finally over!

01:23:16Except, now I've been expelled.

01:23:18How about that.

01:23:19If my mom's an investor at the New York Times, she liked your writing so much that you offered

01:23:23to send it in with a glowing recommendation.

01:23:25You mean, I could be a New York Times columnist?

01:23:28Yeah!

01:23:29Oh my God!

01:23:30Thank you, Zach!

01:23:31Hey, I got a deal for ya.

01:23:34deal for you. You overbase the character off yourself again, you gotta base the boyfriend

01:23:38off me. Deal? Deal. He's gotta be hot, strong, sexy, with the biggest... Of course he will.

01:23:50I'm only telling the truth, you know. That's my story. A girl with a head full of daydreams

01:23:57and her hockey bad boy made a new deal. To always support each other. He's my loyal reader,

01:24:02and I'm his biggest fan.

01:24:04So, how does Jane the famous writer think I did out there?

01:24:13Perfect. You're the handsomest hockey star of all time.

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