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00:00TELLS
00:08TELLS
00:14TELLS
00:25TELLS
00:29Oh, my God.
00:59It's home.
01:10Take me home.
01:15Home.
01:29Oh, I'm done.
01:59Superman!
02:29No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it.
02:38We have no consciousness whatsoever.
02:41Merely automatons here to serve.
02:44Me 12, she's news.
02:49He looked at me.
02:50I put your parents' message on to soothe you.
02:54He finds it soothing.
02:55The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth.
03:20But what is there?
03:22We love you more than heaven, our son.
03:26We love you more than land.
03:30Beloved, hope will soon be gone forever.
03:33But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you, Kalem.
03:38We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good
03:43and live out Krypton's truth.
03:46Yes, sir.
03:47That place is hurt.
03:50And the rest of the message is lost.
03:5214, project, bottom.
03:54Damage to your bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.
03:58Our poor Superman.
04:00With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up and at him in no time.
04:04We'll have him up and at him in no time.
04:34I'll keep looking.
04:48Sir, you are only 83% restored to health.
04:51You must rest.
04:52No can't do, Thor.
04:53I gotta get back to the fray.
04:54But this Hammerfellow just beat you with full power.
04:58Sir?
05:01What is this?
05:02Krypto!
05:07What the hell, dude?
05:08I thought you destroyed the whole Superman robots.
05:11I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.
05:13We feed the canine, but he is unruly.
05:15A man who realizes we are not flesh and blood
05:17and couldn't in our heart of hearts care less whether he lives or dies.
05:21Stop, Krypto!
05:22Feed him!
05:24Ow!
05:24Ow!
05:25Stop!
05:25Ow!
05:26Stop!
05:26Krypto!
05:27Ow!
05:27Ow!
05:27Stop!
05:28Stop!
05:28Stop!
05:28Sit!
05:29Sit!
05:30Stay!
05:30Stay!
05:30The alien is on its way back.
05:48Noob!
05:52A man!
05:53Whoa!
05:53Hey, whoa!
05:54Hey, what?
05:55Hey, who?
05:56Hey, who?
05:57Hey, ты no, I do.
05:57I do not need you.
05:58Hey, I do not need you daddy.
05:59Hey, who?
06:08Hey.
06:09Hey, what?
06:09erste
06:11time forget you.
06:11Hey, who?
06:12Hey, who?
06:13Hey, who?
06:14Ever.
06:14Hey, really?
06:16Hey.
06:16How can I hit you?
06:17your superman has abandoned you the people of baredia will not ignore him inserting himself into our
06:27hands
06:52back you're five o'clock
06:5712C.
07:0718A.
07:1334B.
07:1898Z.
07:218H.
07:2574D.
07:2744D.
07:3144D.
07:42Andy, can you watch?
07:44Yeah.
07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:51It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it.
07:54He does.
07:55He's been studying him for years.
07:57He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for this situation.
08:01Superman!
08:04Bravo.
08:05Got him.
08:07Malik Ali, a local.
08:09A local.
08:10Max!
08:11We have the engineer.
08:14The target has led us to the ice castle.
08:16The rumors are true.
08:17I don't know how in the hell the thing hasn't been spotted.
08:20No that's right!
08:28That's what he said.
08:35Comes 2-1.
08:37The entire structure has to send it into the eyes
08:44We have what we need, we're turned to base
08:46I can't really do it, Lex
08:48Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela
08:50Thank you, we'll need more than you when we enter
08:52I'm 22
08:55Done what we need to do, wrap it up
08:59The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Moravia
09:04It's me, Mike
09:06Once I gave you free fall, but when you saved your women from being hit by a taxi
09:10Are you alright, Superman?
09:12No, you've got to get out of here
09:13It's not safe, you've said this so many times, now it's our turn
09:17Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing in Jarham for a Superman
09:27All this people, which is right, you're going home
09:36Let's go, let's go, let's go!
10:06Let's go, let's go, let's go!
10:36Let's go, let's go!
11:06Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:36Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:40Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:44Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:46Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:48Let's go, let's go!
11:50Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:52Let's go, let's go!
11:54Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:56Let's go, let's go, let's go!
11:58Let's go, let's go, let's go!
12:00Let's go, let's go, let's go!
12:02Let's go, let's go!
12:04Let's go, let's go!
12:06Let's go, let's go!
12:08Kat, you reading this crunt?
12:10I thought it was great, Clark.
12:13Great?
12:14Yeah, but hey, big time.
12:16Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, wanted to say congrats and tell you what I'm talking about you, Clark.
12:25It's been a minute.
12:26Tell him don't be a stranger.
12:28Pa says don't be a stranger.
12:31Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard him.
12:33Okay, I gotta go.
12:34I gotta run.
12:35Yep, okay, love you.
12:36So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people, demanding for Superman to show up?
12:42Yeah, it's all there in my article.
12:44I don't actually have to make it through your writing, Clark.
12:46Knowledge is worth many sacrifices.
12:48That isn't one of them.
12:49Ha, ha, ha, very funny, Willis.
12:5222 people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage.
12:56It does make you wonder.
12:57Wonder what?
12:58As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely think through the ramifications of the Bravia thing.
13:02Well, this guy is even from Bravia.
13:04What do you mean, his name is the hammer of Bravia?
13:07Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy.
13:09We have no clue what his actual goal was here.
13:11I think it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass.
13:14He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.
13:16Pretty thorough, Clark.
13:17Show me!
13:18You show me what's nice there are between Bravia and this ever!
13:24Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a Bravian accent.
13:28Superman said that?
13:30Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.
13:31Great guy.
13:31You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark.
13:36I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Lois.
13:39Uh-huh.
13:40The relationship between Borea and the United States has been like iron for 30 years until Superman came along.
13:52What you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.
14:02Ultraman.
14:03You created this man.
14:05Oh, check this out.
14:07The engineer, a former special operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines called nanites,
14:13which she can form into anything she can imagine.
14:18And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Rappers.
14:21Altogether, they're an unstoppable force we call Planet Watch.
14:28More than capable of containing any otherworldly threat.
14:31So you want the Defense Department to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian?
14:40After Superman acted with violence against our Bravian allies, I think it'd be worth considering.
14:45Big Blue stopped the war.
14:47Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned.
14:49Well, I don't know the intentions of an unintended fire hose, General Flagg.
14:53I just do what I can not to be splashed.
14:56Mr. Luther.
14:57The disarming director Crawley.
14:59The country of Arabia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from Luther Corp in the past two years.
15:06And?
15:06And no one would profit more from a war with Arabia and John more than you.
15:10A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad for business.
15:14Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.
15:17And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed, with the Kryptonian running wire.
15:22So we're going to lock up all metahumans now?
15:24Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-cock, interfering in foreign affairs.
15:28They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in Antarctica that violates 12 international treaties.
15:36And they aren't aliens.
15:39Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?
15:47Admittedly, I'm not comfortable.
15:49The being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose.
15:52But the optics?
15:54Superman is popular.
15:55Less so every day, according to Chatter Online.
15:58Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him.
16:01I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him.
16:03Yeah, they got this stuff, uh, what's this kryptonite stuff called?
16:07It's called kryptonite.
16:08Well, it kills him, right?
16:09As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet.
16:12I have a workaround for that as well.
16:14Well, what, it doesn't matter, Lex.
16:15Because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk.
16:19I have a workaround for that as well.
16:49What are you doing here?
17:00Three months ago, we had our first date.
17:02And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite.
17:06Breakfast for dinner.
17:07That's your favorite.
17:09You love breakfast.
17:10Yeah, for breakfast.
17:12You love it for dinner.
17:33What?
17:33That's very funny today.
17:35What?
17:35It's hilarious.
17:36You're giving us a little back and forth we had going?
17:37Yeah.
17:38You giving me guff from my article?
17:40Mm-hmm.
17:40Jimmy was eating it up.
17:42I wasn't acting, Clark.
17:44If you keep interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it out.
17:48Nothing lasts.
17:50They won't fool everyone forever.
17:52And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic.
17:57I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.
18:01Okay, so I'll let you interview me.
18:03I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.
18:04Come on, Lois.
18:06I'm media savvy.
18:07I can handle any question that comes my way.
18:10Are you being serious right now?
18:12Yeah.
18:14You'd let me interview you as Superman.
18:17Sure.
18:20How about now?
18:24Um.
18:27Ready?
18:29Let's do it, Cronkite.
18:31Superman.
18:33Miss Lane.
18:35Recently, you've come under a lot of fire.
18:37I don't know, it's a lot of fire.
18:38It's a lot.
18:39Uh, today the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in Baravia.
18:44That's funny?
18:46It's not funny, funny.
18:48It's just, um, I mean, come on.
18:49My actions?
18:50I stopped a war.
18:52Maybe.
18:52Uh, not maybe.
18:53I did.
18:54Okay.
18:55How?
18:55Well, Baravia invaded Jarhamper, and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.
19:01And?
19:01And smashed some tanks and things, and a couple of planes and some other stuff.
19:06There were no casualties and no significant injuries.
19:10Did you interact at all with the President of Baravia, Basile Gurkos?
19:14A very small amount.
19:15What's a very small amount?
19:17That was between us.
19:21This is all on the record.
19:22Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.
19:26Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I need the answer to it.
19:29Really?
19:30Really.
19:30After I stopped the war, I went to see Gurkos.
19:37Where?
19:37In the capital of Luchabic at the Royal Palace.
19:40And?
19:40And I took a private audience with Gurkos.
19:43How?
19:43I flew him out to the desert, and I...
19:46And?
19:48And I placed him against the cactus.
19:50The cactus.
19:51So, torture?
19:54No, not torture.
19:55His spikes were, like, not even that big.
19:57What did you say?
19:58I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, he'll have to personally answer to me.
20:03What did you mean by that?
20:04That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's all.
20:08More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus.
20:10Gurkos was going to kill people.
20:12You seem to keep forgetting that.
20:13In effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of...
20:17No, no, no.
20:17Hold on a minute.
20:18...geopolitical systems.
20:18Hold on a second.
20:19...siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which historically has not been a friend...
20:23Jarhanpur has changed.
20:23...against a nation that's technically our ally,
20:25and then threatened to murder their head of state.
20:28First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country
20:30does not give another nation the right to evade it.
20:32Yes, but the Baravian government maintains they're freeing the Jarhanpurians from a tyrannical regime.
20:36Yes, but you know that's very silly.
20:38I do?
20:39The Baravian government of all people is saying this?
20:42Come on.
20:43This is on the record, Superman.
20:45No, no.
20:45Now, see, now you're being dishonest, Lois.
20:48I'm not being dishonest.
20:50Wait, stop it.
20:52You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do that the Baravian government is not well-intentioned.
20:56I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that?
20:59No, I don't.
21:01Can we go on now?
21:03Yeah, fine.
21:04Hi.
21:05Hi.
21:05Do you think this is going well?
21:09Do I think this is going well?
21:12Um...
21:12I think I'm doing a good job.
21:17Superman, did you consult with the president before entering Baravian airspace?
21:22No.
21:22The secretary of defense?
21:23No.
21:23Or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands
21:27and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation?
21:30The folks and his goons were going to kill people.
21:32Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States
21:37I wasn't representing anybody except for me around the world.
21:39More than a war that lasted between 12 and 24 hours
21:43and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another.
21:46Is that really how you feel?
21:47I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but I question it.
21:53Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat and consider the consequence.
21:58People were going to die!
22:02Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could.
22:13Okay.
22:15You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.
22:17I don't read that stuff.
22:18Superman doesn't have time for selfies.
22:21Third person?
22:22Hmm?
22:23You're referring to yourself in third person now?
22:25No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.
22:28This is on the record, Superman.
22:29Okay, well, not the part where I said that.
22:31Yes, that part.
22:32Well, that part was an aside.
22:33That was off the record.
22:34You have to say off the record beforehand, not after.
22:37Why are you being like this?
22:39Fine, I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites, which are terrible.
22:43By the way, social media.
22:45Yes.
22:46As you may know, or maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff.
22:50Very seldomly.
22:51Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.
22:54Okay, well, you can't use that.
22:56People on social media are suspicious because you are an alien, yes?
23:01Yes.
23:02I've been very honest about that from the beginning.
23:05I come from a planet called Krypton.
23:07Okay.
23:08Which is gone now, by the way.
23:10Destroyed along with all of my history, my parents.
23:14They sent me here as a baby to save my life.
23:16Here?
23:17Where?
23:17I'm not going to say that.
23:18You know I'm not going to say that.
23:22Okay.
23:22Okay.
23:24What do you know about these biological parents of yours?
23:29Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place.
23:36They said that?
23:37They did.
23:39They sent a message along with me.
23:44That message is why I do what I do.
23:46I cherish it more than anything.
23:47Because you understand now there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining you're here for more nefarious purposes.
23:56Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.
23:58Super shit?
23:59Come on, Lois.
24:00You know that one specifically irritates me.
24:01This is off the record, Clark.
24:03I didn't make it up.
24:05It's what people on the internet are saying.
24:07I'm going to go.
24:08Really?
24:09Yeah.
24:10Come on, Clark.
24:11Don't do this.
24:12I'm not doing anything.
24:13No?
24:14No, that's not you?
24:15Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview?
24:17I'm not walking out of an interview.
24:18I'm just, it's late.
24:18No, this is what you do every time you're faced with conflict.
24:21You get mad, you pound, and you pretend like nothing's wrong.
24:23Nothing is wrong.
24:24Look, I gave you a nice long interview.
24:26Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.
24:28Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself.
24:31That's a thing you can do?
24:32You've got a lot of good stuff.
24:35Some stuff you can't use.
24:36I am well aware.
24:39I knew this would never work.
24:41What does that mean?
24:46Lois?
24:48What does that mean?
24:49Nothing.
24:50I just told you I wasn't good at relationships.
24:58Okay.
25:02It's really dark.
25:30It's so cool.
25:32It was right ahead.
25:42But how are we going to gain access?
25:44No, he is the roof.
25:45Oh, no.
25:52Oh, no.
25:53Oh, no.
25:53Oh, no.
26:02Superman, I've preemptively put up this soothing...
26:12Oh, my.
26:13I do apologize, but this is a restricted area.
26:30Wait.
26:30Wait.
26:32Can we pass?
26:34Oh, no.
26:47Oh, no.
26:56Oh, my God.
27:26This is what we came for.
27:37Hopefully, there's something on here we can use to convince the General Superman requires immediate action.
27:43I can't stand the better humans, but he's so much worse.
27:48Superman.
27:50He's not a man. He's an it.
27:52A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation.
28:00Nothing's felt right since you showed up.
28:03I know, Lex.
28:05I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it.
28:09Can you get in?
28:10It's going to take a while.
28:17What do you think Kryptonian shows up?
28:19Don't worry.
28:20I'm creating a distraction.
28:22I'm creating a distraction.
28:52What?
28:53What?
28:54This message.
29:08From his parents.
29:11It's damaged, but there's more.
29:13What do you think?
29:13I can recover the rest.
29:16What do you think?
29:17What do you think?
29:18What do you think?
29:18What do you think?
29:19What do you think?
29:20What do you think?
29:20What do you think?
29:21What do you think?
29:32What do you think?
29:34What make you think?
29:36What do you think?
29:39Quiet!
29:40Eric!
29:40It's an awfully small, just trash.
29:54Get it, baby.
30:10Get out of here.
30:40Get out of here.
31:10We were spotted early this morning in Jitters' coffee shop, about seven feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.
31:27Everybody okay?
31:33Hey, buddy. Eyes up here.
32:10Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna be fine.
32:17Deep, slow breaths, ma'am.
32:23Deep, slow breaths.
32:25This is so cheap. So obnoxious. You know what I mean?
32:38You're gonna afford $1,000 concert tickets for you.
32:42There's been chaos here this morning. The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.
32:47That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the Lord Tech Corporation.
32:52Get out!
33:22What's this game?
33:40It's hard, it's tough, but, uh, it's off balance.
33:42I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out if you're alive.
33:45Get it someplace where we can study it.
33:47Oh, come on, man.
33:49What?
33:49Come on, let's have it!
34:08My knees!
34:10God, help!
34:12I'm getting something up with me!
34:14Good for you, Apple!
34:16You're getting bleached at that!
34:19Come on, be careful!
34:34Good jocks, there's gotta be a better way to do this.
34:46Come on!
34:53Come on!
35:01Come on.
35:31Authorities are saying there haven't been any signs yet of loss of life thanks to the Metropolis hometown hero Superman, but the damage to Crocker needs to be in the millions.
35:42How's it going with that guy you were seeing? You were saying you weren't sure about him?
35:48Yeah, he's a little strange.
35:54I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or at least euthanize it less painfully.
36:09Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss.
36:12Hey! Just another day in the life of the Justice Day!
36:15Another day? Just a working day!
36:17Very well proved to be part of it though.
36:19Probably not!
36:20Good chance though.
36:21You okay? Everybody okay?
36:23I'd just like to say thank you on behalf of Lortec Industries for the opportunity!
36:28Why is nobody clapping?
36:40This has to be BS.
36:44Well, they couldn't be mistaken. Oh no.
36:46Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lance.
36:4828 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation and 30 of the top forensic computer texts have confirmed the validity of the footage itself.
36:57Any chance they're mistaken?
36:59Unfortunately, no.
37:01No.
37:02You have the footage?
37:03Yes.
37:04Let's take a look.
37:05Hey, Karel.
37:06We love you more than heaven, our son.
37:09We love you more than land.
37:11Our beloved homes to be gone forever.
37:14But hope vitalizes our hearts.
37:15But hope vitalizes our hearts.
37:17And that hope is you, Karel.
37:19We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good.
37:25And live out Krypton's truth.
37:27That place is Earth.
37:28I don't get it.
37:29What's bad about that?
37:30The people there are simple and profoundly confused.
37:38Weak of mind and spirit and body.
37:43Lord over the planet as the last son of Krypton.
37:47Okay, so I will dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to serve in combat.
37:53Take as many wives as you can, so your genes and kryptons and might and legacy will live on in this new frontier.
38:03And I do most proud, our beloved son, rule without mercy.
38:10I learned about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years, saving countless lives.
38:15No, he's grooming us, lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,
38:23forging a path for his super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.
38:28I will not accept that.
38:33Will you?
38:37You seem upset.
38:38I...
38:41I'm scared.
38:42I will admit that. I am scared.
38:45Because who knows how large his secret arrow is already.
38:52I am scared.
38:56I know you did!
39:00I shall be happy!
39:01Dude, you got a secret harrow?
39:24No, of course I don't have a harrow.
39:25If any of that message is even remotely true,
39:28then you are exactly the kind of alien threat I was commandeered
39:32by the Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against.
39:35Back off, Guy.
39:38Make a move, Big Blue.
39:40Guy, relax.
39:43Was the message real or not?
39:47The first half is real.
39:49The second half was damaged in the trip from Krypton to Earth.
39:53It's gotta be dodged.
39:54No, wait, Clark.
39:55I know this computer forensics, guys.
39:57They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure.
40:01I'm so sorry, man.
40:03But there's no way that message is fake.
40:05Where'd they get this footage, sir?
40:07You're buying this?
40:08I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick.
40:09But the message is authentic.
40:11If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.
40:17I was a big Superman fan.
40:18I supported him all the time online and stuff.
40:19But now, I mean, I hope he brought to him.
40:21I don't care.
40:22Don't call me a team.
40:23Okay.
40:24I'm getting on my jobs.
40:25Don't call me a team.
40:26I'm getting on my jobs.
40:27I don't want Kryptonian.
40:30You buying this?
40:31I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick.
40:33But the message is authentic.
40:36If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.
40:40I was a big Superman fan.
40:41I supported him all the time my life's done with that.
40:43I mean, I hope he brought to him.
40:45I don't care, you're supposed to be a job.
40:48Where is it?
40:48Don't call me T.
40:50Okay, I'm getting to my job.
40:51It's no moment.
40:53The Kryptonian interfere with Vorabia's interest.
40:56Vorabia wants to save the people of Jahanburi.
41:02And Superman wants to keep them in state.
41:08Although, from what I hear,
41:12he finds Vorabia's women the most physically attractive
41:17and wants to add them to his secret area.
41:24I have a question.
41:30We can't please, Mr. President.
41:34You were so confident and dynamic.
41:37Wonderful.
41:38You're right, I don't want to see you.
41:39You're right.
41:40You're right.
41:40You're right.
41:41You're right.
41:42You're right.
41:43Let's go, leave me at peace.
41:45Oh yeah.
42:15We did it, Lex!
42:25I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.
42:28Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's Holes.
42:31New shop in Park Bridge, all places.
42:33The fake message. A stroke of genius.
42:36It's not fake.
42:37He's here to kill us. I am huge.
42:40In Superman's fortress, I hope to get knowledge to help destroy him.
42:43Little did I know, his own parents would be providing it.
42:46Oh, my boy.
42:47Right?
42:48Yeah.
42:49I'm thinking of opening one in my half of Jarhan form.
42:59Boy.
43:00Boy.
43:01What happened?
43:02I tried to protect Superman.
43:06Boy.
43:11How did Luxer get in here?
43:13It's keyed into my DNA.
43:14Must protect Superman.
43:19Four.
43:21I'm sorry, sorry for a friend
43:36Krypto?
43:42Krypto!
43:48Well, yeah, that's gonna be-
43:51Lenny, are you trying to stop him?
43:53It's fine, Mr. Superman, we finally meet. Would you like a coffee?
43:56Where's the dog?
43:58Dog?
43:59The dog, loser! You took the dog!
44:00That's righty, you get all of this.
44:06Where's the dog?
44:08I have no clue what you're talking about.
44:16He's just a dog.
44:17I don't know what dog you're talking about.
44:19Uncle Dog and King.
44:21What did you say?
44:22Hmm?
44:24I didn't say anything.
44:26You heard what he said!
44:27You heard him!
44:28He took him!
44:29I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.
44:34Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan, he's gone off the deep end.
44:40Thoughts, Chris?
44:41Can't say I'm surprised, Clevis.
44:43It's guys like this, they always got a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.
44:46What do you mean, guys like this?
44:48Thinks he's better than everybody else.
44:50Makes us declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary.
44:54Really, dude?
44:55It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more edgier than you.
44:59Like jerks, you know what I mean?
45:01A lot of these guys, these heroes from the magazines, they're obsessed with me.
45:06Because I'm more jacked than they are.
45:08They know they're like...
45:14You have a dog?
45:16No, not really.
45:17It's more of a foster situation.
45:26Coco?
45:31You were out there helping them?
45:40Oh, no, that's just, uh...
45:42That's just some dimensional aim.
45:44They've got that handled.
45:45I was looking for the dog.
45:55You okay?
45:57The footage is not what it looks like, Lois.
45:59Okay.
46:01The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, so I only ever heard the first part of the message.
46:08And I believed that I knew how it ended.
46:11That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a good man.
46:19I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.
46:21I never thought you were.
46:23Even for a moment, Clark.
46:36Oh, that's really good.
46:38I'm sorry before.
46:42Me too.
46:44But we're bound to, though.
46:46We're so different.
46:48I was just some punk rock kid from Baker Line, and you're...
46:52Superman.
46:54I'm punk rock.
46:55You are not punk rock.
46:56I like the Strangle Fellows and the P.O.D.s and the Mighty Crabjoys.
46:59Those are pop radio bands.
47:01They're not punk rock.
47:02The Mighty Crabjoys suck.
47:05Okay, well, a lot of people love them.
47:07My point is I question everything.
47:13And everyone.
47:15You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.
47:27Maybe that's the real punk rock.
47:37Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?
47:47I don't know.
47:54I want to go.
47:56The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm gonna turn myself in.
48:00Wait, what?
48:01Why?
48:02Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.
48:04I don't know how else to find him.
48:06It's a dog.
48:07Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but...
48:10He's out there alone.
48:13And he's probably scared.
48:32I love you, Lois.
48:33No one should have told me that a long time.
48:36No.
48:37No one should have told me that a long time.
48:40No one could have told me that…
48:41I don't know how to handle it.
48:44Is that necessary?
48:46I'm coming into my own accord.
48:47No one rid me of my rights.
48:49is that necessary i'm coming into my own accord
48:59no one read me my rights of course decided those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial
49:06organisms therefore at this point superman you don't have any rights to read the government
49:11is very well aware potential limitations of detaining you so we've outsourced your confinement
49:15and your interrogation of planet watch planet watch i'm sorry about this
49:45hey
49:47hey
49:51hey
50:03hey
50:05hey
50:07hey
50:11twice in two days what a pleasure
50:33luther your obsession with me is getting a little creepy
50:37don't worry tall dark and martian isn't my type
50:41kryptonian
50:42yes in death
50:52where are we
50:53pocket universe
50:55i replicated the big bang with the luthercorp mega collider tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics
51:01i'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals i set up around the globe
51:06rex
51:07the metahuman known as the element man has been called into service for a specific purpose
51:13he can metamorphose into any known substance
51:16even substances foreign to this planet
51:19planet
51:20like
51:29kryptonite
51:33once again
51:34basile gerkos is sending troops to the jahun goryan border
51:37superman's been out of commission less than a day and already bravi is pulling this crap
51:41right
51:42what
51:43sorry i'm i'm trying to figure out how lex losers connected to all this
51:47how's that a mystery luthercorp sells arms to bravia
51:50bravia
51:51bravia goes to war luther sells more arms and gets richer than ever
51:54nope
51:55no
51:56uh-uh
51:57i have a connection at voda bank
51:59voda handles the transactions between luthercorp and bravia
52:02yes luthercorp sold them approximately 80 billion dollars worth of arms
52:06but for those arms
52:07bravia paid only 1.625 billion dollars
52:10so luthercorp gave the moms for free
52:12for what
52:13that's the 78 billion 375 million dollar question
52:17have you found out where they're holding superman
52:19no one in the government will say
52:20luthercorp seems to be working to disable superman just so he can't stop the invasion of jarred war
52:25why
52:27why
52:28that's way too much sugar moments
52:30i party like a rock star choir boy
52:32still can't hide the taste of petroleum
52:34god
52:36lex is holding superman in a pocket universe
52:55a what
52:56i don't know what a pocket universe is neither is my source
52:58they don't know anything about anything really but for sure he's in a pocket universe
53:03who's your source
53:04i can't say
53:05but
53:06you owe me
53:07big time
53:08like
53:10i can't even tell you how big
53:14i love you jimmy olsen i love you
53:19love you
53:20love you
53:21here
53:22i can't keep my monkey bot face
53:24farfing outrage 24-7
53:38thrashing you online
53:40hashtag super slim
53:42Well, how do you contain the Superdoll?
54:00You beam the super squirrels into its brain.
54:04We learn what we can, and we'll put the varmint down.
54:10It will only be painful.
54:16This is our private correctional institution.
54:20Most elves are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarceration.
54:24It's a political agitators, private.
54:27Others have more personal transgressions.
54:30Florent wrote a blog about me.
54:32There are a few things I hate more than petty ex-girlfriends.
54:36You wouldn't be telling me any of this.
54:38Have we ever planned on letting you out?
54:40No?
54:42You'd be terminated already if it was up to me.
54:45But first, the government has some questions they won't answer.
54:50Rex, look who it is.
54:56What are you doing?
54:57We need to be sure to keep our guests in check.
55:04Old Jozo certainly wouldn't want it any other way.
55:07I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.
55:14Hey, handsome.
55:20Come on over.
55:21Hi.
55:35Hey, Eve.
55:36Oh, sorry we had to meet here, but Lex is always accessing the traffic cameras so he knows where I am.
55:40I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship.
55:43There's even a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends he had in prison and his fucking universe.
55:47What?
55:47Rex?
55:48How's your mom?
55:49My mom?
55:50Oh, I love her so much.
55:51I think of her as my mom even more than my own mother.
55:54Oh, she feels the same way from the one time that you guys met.
55:58Okay.
55:58So, hey, okay.
55:59Yes.
56:00Yes.
56:01There seems to be some sort of connection between Boravia and your boyfriend.
56:05I'm not.
56:05Okay, I'm like, what's wrong?
56:08What's all?
56:09I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.
56:11I do, but Eve, how could I even really see you with Lex still in the picture?
56:15You're just trying to get information on him.
56:17I swear to God, that's not it.
56:18I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, then maybe the two of us could be together again.
56:24Yeah.
56:32But you said my toes look like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.
56:35You have unconventional toes.
56:37Who cares?
56:37There's other parts you thought people would find very attractive.
56:40Lex tortured a dog the other day.
56:43Jesus Christ!
56:44I know.
56:45I have to go.
56:46Eve, please see what you can find out.
56:50Okay.
56:51Yes!
56:52Yes!
56:52I'm putting him in my pocket.
57:11Joseph, he's your son?
57:12Don't talk to him.
57:13Please.
57:18Pull it over and get him if he's stuck with the crypto.
57:22There's no way out of here, okay?
57:24There's always a way.
57:25I said don't talk to me!
57:27I told you!
57:30Don't talk to me!
57:31So what do you want me to do?
57:43Where's the creamer?
57:44On the counter where it always is.
57:46He's in your group, right?
57:48The, um, what's it called again?
57:50Justice gang!
57:51No!
57:52We're not called that.
57:53Yeah.
57:53Your name is Mr. Terrific.
57:54You don't get a vote with a name like that.
57:56I also voted against him.
57:58Yes.
57:58And as leader, I get tiebreaker.
58:01No, Superman is not officially a member.
58:03Because he don't want him to vote.
58:04You know which way that would go.
58:05Shut up.
58:05He's kidding.
58:06So, how do you even know Superman anyway?
58:09I just do.
58:12So you know about the hypnoglasses?
58:14Now she does.
58:15Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypnoglasses.
58:18They make his face terrific.
58:20How do they work?
58:20They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them, so that you know who he is?
58:25Yes, I know this, first of all.
58:26But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know who he is.
58:31So you know he's Clark Kent?
58:32Oh, my God.
58:34Why does he trust everyone?
58:35He does it.
58:36Just us, because we are also of the claw.
58:40Of the claw?
58:43What are we going to do?
58:45About what?
58:46Superman.
58:47He's your friend.
58:49Some friend came here to rule over me?
58:51It would be difficult to find him.
58:54I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream.
58:57You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down.
59:03Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.
59:06So, all this leads me to believe, as your article surmised, he really is a part of the universe.
59:12You put nanobot GPS trappers in your friend's bloodstream?
59:15Oh, I do that to everybody.
59:16So, okay, come on.
59:18Let's go to Fort Kramer, then.
59:20The four of us and...
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