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Lei Qingyao
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00:00.
00:30guitar solo
01:00guitar solo
01:30她叫好杨
01:39前富二代
01:40前半生的关键词是香车美女
01:43后半生的关键词是天生抠门爱算解
01:46好色懒惰又单纯的伪创业男
01:48Susan
01:49传说中的时尚杂志女编辑
01:51作为部穿秋裤一族
01:53明星
01:54时装周
01:54奢侈品
01:55以及方便面
01:56是她的人生关键词
01:57胡笑
01:58主播脸娘炮身
02:00双重人格的当红名声栏目出镜记者
02:02私底下是人见人爱
02:04花见花开
02:05兴趣向成迷的大语毒男
02:07庆尿
02:08自幼调皮
02:09失去双臂
02:10作为一名身残至尖好少女
02:12空手道
02:13写作
02:14以及好酒量
02:15是她的人生标签
02:16Mary
02:17网络第一代宅男女神
02:19江湖人称
02:2036D小甜甜Mary
02:21真实身份是
02:23东北极非主流
02:24小故事
02:25楚男
02:26极品渣男
02:27白天是IT公司的技术狂人
02:29晚上是Mary后援会会长
02:31这样的一群90后奇葩
02:33阴差阳错地挤进了一栋
02:35濒临倒闭的酒店里
02:37好吧
02:37如果2012末日没来
02:39人类还在进化
02:40那他们的故事
02:42就不会完结
02:43今天说什么
02:52我也得把激光点过
03:13这什么情况
03:25这都冲我觉啊
03:27这莫名其妙
03:29来俩陌生妞
03:30你们怎么也不会有情况
03:31我们知道情况的时候
03:33你还在睡觉
03:35来 来 收拾吧
03:43这 这 这 这
03:53怎么回事
03:54哎 苏珊
04:00你给我解释解释
04:01这到底是怎么回事
04:02这位啊 是我的表姐苏惠
04:05那位呢 是我的表妹苏妍
04:07他们这不是正值放假吗
04:09就顺便来看看我
04:10也顺便了解一下
04:11我们的时尚圈
04:12就我可以批评自己的
04:14你招人进来
04:15好歹提前跟我打招呼啊
04:17我再怎么说也是房东
04:19这要割苦代
04:20我可是高高在上的皇帝
04:22您看看您
04:24您这要说是紫禁城
04:26也未免太小了点
04:28拿腿虽小
04:29武藏还俱全呢
04:30你得了吧你
04:31你没完没了了你
04:33他们哪白天就来了
04:34那会儿你睡得
04:35跟个死猪似的
04:36谁敢理你啊
04:37再说了
04:38你还真把自己当皇上了
04:39我们什么时候还没进行
04:40我们还有人身自由吗
04:42你吼我是吗
04:45你们来评评里
04:47你们怎么又吵起来了
04:49还让把人睡觉
04:51别惨了
04:52原来就是客
04:53反正我们这里难得有客人来
04:55哎我不是不待见客人啊
04:57我关键受不了他的态度
04:59哎好可恶啊
05:00我这一晚上都只有三个女人好了
05:03不容易吗
05:04姐
05:05这就是你说的那个高富帅房东吧
05:13啊对啊是啊还不错吧
05:15但是我看身材不怎么样了
05:17要好好健身起来又要亲
05:19哎我不怎么样
05:20还在座的各位哪个比我好
05:23这眼肠不就摆着一个吗
05:25就他
05:34啊不过
05:35哥哥也算是综合素质评定
05:37接近满分的
05:38单是个身材不算什么的
05:40你说是吧
05:41那是自然
05:42所以
05:43哥哥这么好的人
05:44就别和我表姐计较了
05:46我表姐在私底下
05:48可是把你往死里夸呀
05:50你要是把我们赶走了
05:52谁当你的粉丝啊
05:56你个小贱人
05:57你敢污蔑我啊
06:01嗯那既然你能替你表姐说话
06:04那今天这事我就不计较了
06:07啊时间也不早了
06:09众青们
06:10退下吧
06:16啊
06:18哼
06:19那这歇歇了
06:28起床了吃饭了
06:35表妹
06:36来坐这
06:37那是我表妹
06:38不是你表妹
06:39交入亲切感
06:40你妹不就是我妹吗
06:42啊
06:43也是大家的妹
06:44这不错呢
06:45给你家人
06:46我就坐这儿了
06:52那我坐哪儿要出难
06:54啊
06:55那儿也坐
06:56行行行
06:58坐哪儿不是坐啊
06:59看着吃饭
07:04早上好啊各位
07:05早
07:14胡小剑
07:15你能不能跟青瑶的位置换一下
07:17我表姐不太习惯
07:19跟雄性生物坐在一起
07:23哎呦喂
07:24早餐的座次有这么重要吗
07:27这么跟接见国家领导人一样
07:29是吗
07:32嗯
07:33这个菜有点淡
07:34谁做的
07:35看来你口味不清嘛
07:36下次记得多加饭少爷
07:38哟
07:39没想到你虽然身体了
07:41好可怕
07:42那是当然
07:43哎
07:44妹
07:45尝尝这个
07:46这是我的拿手好菜
07:47他们俩都喜欢吃
07:48是吗
07:49你喜欢吃吗
07:50你会吃吗
07:51吃饭
07:52就多吃一个
07:54吃饭
07:55呃
07:56谢谢
07:57妈
07:58不是
07:59你是做什么了
08:00看你的样子可真好是
08:02你看就是个好人
08:03我
08:04我是一个程序员
08:05程序员哪
08:06那好啊
08:07程序员是做什么的
08:08呦
08:09妹妹
08:10这文化浅薄的也太美面了
08:12都得多学习
08:13你这渗度也有限吧
08:14呦
08:15吃饭
08:16谢谢
08:17啊
08:18哎
08:19来
08:20吃饭
08:21来
08:22吃饭
08:23来
08:24吃饭
08:25来
08:26吃饭
08:27来
08:28吃饭
08:29来
08:30吃饭
08:31来
08:32吃饭
08:33来
08:34吃饭
08:35来
08:36来
08:37吃饭
08:38吃饭
08:39我自己游手
08:55苏小姐
08:57今天好容易得空
08:59咱们坐下来谈谈心呐
09:01话说你这表姐到底什么来着
09:04来了没几天
09:06话没说上几句
09:07脸子倒跟我甩了几巴
09:09那我要是晚上遇见
09:11还以为撞驴了呢
09:13嘿
09:14你还认驴呢
09:15何止是表姐
09:17那表妹
09:18来了几天了
09:19一个劲儿再给楚男泡妹呀
09:21说的少女情怀总是梦的话
09:23我可以理解
09:25你说好羊和小剑都在这呢
09:28他干嘛非得挑拼个楚男啊
09:30哎呀
09:31你们稍微悟躁
09:32怎么说人家也是客人嘛
09:35你觉得是客人
09:36有些人呢
09:38觉得是敌人
09:39还有些人觉得就是生物呢
09:42实在实在抱歉啊
09:47我这两天啊
09:48正在忙着导顾一个大品牌的时尚发布会
09:51公司的客人
09:52中生的项目
09:53又特别的中生博了
09:54这几天非常的厉害
09:56等我忙完这段时间
09:58我一定把他们俩能好好地管好
10:00对不起啊
10:01别跟我长得半肚子呀
10:03别跟准化什么时候走
10:05这我哪知道啊
10:07他俩半生向来试试看心情
10:09这也不是我叫他们俩来的
10:11有句话听说过吗
10:13叫请神容易送神呢
10:15我怕是不请自来的
10:18我这个表姐啊
10:19是个海归
10:20而且听我阿姨说
10:21她至今没有谈过恋爱
10:23属于表姐的大力少女行
10:25马上就要读到博士学位了
10:28平时无人不怪
10:30做事说话吧
10:31总是带点中国风格
10:33忘记
10:34她还有妄想性侵犯症
10:38这病新鲜啊
10:41什么症状啊
10:42自然啊
10:43就是
10:44男人一触碰她
10:46她就会抱她一顿
10:47不怪呢
10:48那天晚上
10:49我看她伴了我叔兄
10:51她就一眼还眼
10:52这几天哪
10:53天天用眼神枪毙我
10:55不是啊
10:56我们个表妹
10:57出了名的话吃
10:58常说的恋爱
11:00可能比我见过的男人多多
11:01用她自己的话来讲吧
11:03就是她比较容易
11:04发现别人身上
11:05阳光可爱的闪光点
11:07所以
11:08容易对任何人
11:09都产生感觉
11:11那
11:12干嘛
11:13还得挑楚男啊
11:14是不是啊
11:15她有什么闪光点
11:16相处这么久都没发现
11:17小姐姐你发现了吗
11:21请养你呢
11:24楚男吧
11:25这纯属是意外中间
11:27对
11:28我那表妹说了
11:29楚男这款男人
11:30她还没有收几个呢
11:31看到她紧油呢
11:33是
11:34实在抱歉
11:36周围
11:37再忍我几天
11:38他们把这发布会忙完了以后
11:39我一定彻底把我们两个跟除了
11:41几天哪
11:42给个时间
11:44一个礼拜
11:46一个礼拜
11:47再一个礼拜
11:49楚男的魂都要被勾走吧
11:51你瞅他那样
11:52又不是什么监定立场的人
11:54哟
11:56怎么了小女神
11:57舍不得你们家楚男了
11:59怕人家自死以后
12:01再不待见你了
12:03笑话
12:04我有什么好怕的
12:05只不过觉得铁杆粉丝要犯事儿
12:07也不能在我眼皮底下
12:09对不起
12:11诸位
12:12再忍受几天吧
12:14我保证
12:15这件事情之后
12:16我主动承担
12:17一个礼拜的指日
12:19外加一个礼拜的伙食费
12:22正看你诚意有加
12:23孝心十足
12:24就在等他一个礼拜吧
12:26嗯
12:27嗯
12:28嗯
12:29外加一个礼拜的伙食费
12:30嗯
12:31嗯
12:32嗯
12:33正看你诚意有加
12:35孝心十足
12:36就在等他一个礼拜吧
12:37嗯
12:38嗯
12:39嗯
12:40嗯
12:41嗯
12:42嗯
12:43嗯
12:44嗯
12:45嗯
12:46嗯
12:47嗯
12:48嗯
12:49嗯
12:50嗯
12:51嗯
12:52嗯
12:53嗯
12:54嗯
12:55嗯
12:58嗯
12:59嗯
13:03嗯
13:04嗯
13:20嗯
13:24Oh, my God.
13:54完了,完了,胡小贤这回肯定比我惨了。
14:00为什么?
14:01你忘了,她可是有王小贤侵害症的。
14:06上次我就看了她一眼,她就恨了我那么久,
14:10这次胡小贤手可是放在她的雕上。
14:13你倒在她半裤衙上。
14:15那个,刚才真是抱歉了。
14:27我…
14:29谢谢你,今日,救命之恩,我当记下了。
14:35Bink,我们…是有缘人吧?
14:41不用谢,千万别客气,那就是举手之劳。
14:47那是几手之劳?
14:49此话不当这么讲。
14:51若无心去福,
14:53总让我摔倒时搀扶你,
14:55你也会把我推开。
14:57但,我给你甚远,
15:00你还是扶住了我,
15:02说明你是有心人,
15:05也是好人。
15:11就算我有心人,
15:13你先忙,
15:14我喝水。
15:32Limited香气更了为奇 masks。
15:35大老闆鼠,
15:36他们正 cond情。
15:37没事开玩笑。
15:38你带懂我,
15:38你回家。
15:39发生话。
15:40母亲型。
15:41对,こと。
15:42二、离开。
15:43储爱。
15:44Лよろしく敬请。
15:46为您回家。
15:47ört的饵。
15:48吃自ARY久,
15:51百年。
15:52正 、awiz。
15:53下次进。
15:54黄 anywhere。
15:55不过 advis看会。
15:58收尼此,
16:00快点,
16:00uffyirseki。
16:02What's wrong with you? Why are you so
16:32It could be so beautiful.
16:34But...
16:36Why is this one?
16:38I think...
16:40It could be a woman's name.
16:42It could be very low.
16:44It could be a great safety.
16:48This one...
16:50It's too heavy.
16:52It's too heavy.
16:54Don't touch me.
16:56Don't touch me.
16:58I have a friend of mine.
17:00This is the tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea
17:30You guys, what are you doing?
17:32What are you doing?
17:38You're so sorry.
17:40You're so sorry.
17:42I'll just let you know what you're doing.
17:46Yeah!
17:48I'm so sorry.
17:52I'm so sorry.
17:54You're so sorry.
17:56I'm so sorry.
17:58No, I'm so sorry.
18:00Let's go.
18:02I'm so sorry.
18:04How is he going for a moment?
18:06How did he come for a moment?
18:08He always wants to go back to me.
18:10He always wants to go down.
18:12He has a girlfriend.
18:14No?
18:16There are a few...
18:18Well, he has a guy who has a girlfriend.
18:20He never has a girlfriend.
18:22I'm a fool.
18:24I'm a fool.
18:26I'm a fool.
18:28He's a fool.
18:30He's a fool.
18:32How are you?
18:34Let me tell you.
18:36One of the most men's friends is a fool.
18:40He's a fool.
18:42He's a fool.
18:44He's a fool.
18:46He's a fool.
18:56This is a fool.
18:58You're a fool.
19:00He's a fool.
19:02He really has a fool.
19:06You're a fool.
19:08He's an old man.
19:10He's a fool.
19:12You're a fool.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:16I'm sorry.
19:18I'm sorry.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:22I'm sorry.
19:24I'm sorry.
19:26How could you do that?
19:28Let's go.
19:30Let's go.
19:32We're going to join our next meeting.
19:34We've been here for a while.
19:36We're pretty good.
19:38It's so good.
19:40We're going to come back.
19:42We're going to be very good.
19:44We're going to be needed to stay at home.
19:46We're going to be at home awhile.
19:48Let's go to work until we leave for a few months.
19:50Let's go.
19:52We need to go to school again.
19:54We're not here at home.
19:56You can't go.
19:58If you're planning to stay there,
20:00you can stay in the room.
20:02If we're all staying in room,
20:04we can be able to stay in the room.
20:06We'll have two guests.
20:08We will have two guests.
20:10We will have two guests.
20:12It's hard to do.
20:14But it's so good.
20:16From tomorrow's day,
20:18you can have your own day.
20:20You can't do it.
20:22You can't do it.
20:24But you don't need to do it.
20:26Don't worry about your own personal life.
20:28You can't do it.
20:30You can't do it.
20:32You can't do it.
20:34You can't do it.
20:36You can't do it.
20:38You can't do it.
20:40It's too much.
20:42That's my wife's next week.
20:44Let's go.
20:46Let's go.
20:48Let's go.
20:50Let's go.
20:52Let's go to the room.
20:54What?
20:56You're saying it's good.
20:58You're playing games.
21:00Oh.
21:02You'rehang.
21:04I'm so cold.
21:06Oh no.
21:08This thing buzzingavez the port is so hot.
21:10This energy appeared.
21:12This and the motor all around for you.
21:14Don't you love watching TV?
21:16Oh.
21:17There's no picture of that.
21:19Oh my God.
21:21You're watching this movie.
21:22I will watch you.
21:24What are you doing?
21:30Hey, my friend.
21:31I'm going to get a bottle of water.
21:33You're not going to see me.
21:35You're not going to see me.
21:36Today, you're a job.
21:37You're a job.
21:38You're a job.
21:39You're a job.
21:40You're a job.
21:41You're a job.
21:50You're a job.
21:51You're a job.
21:52You're a job.
21:53I got a job.
21:54You're a job.
21:55You're a job.
21:56You're a job.
21:57I'm going to have to go to sleep.
21:59You're a job.
22:12You're not going to am I?
22:13I'm going to have to go.
22:18What a child!
22:19Hi!
22:20What's that?
22:21We're
22:22We're
22:23I'm
22:24There
22:26We're
22:27So
22:28Air
22:28,
22:31We're
22:32Air
22:34Air
22:35Air
22:37Air
22:38I
22:39We're
22:40On
22:40I'm
22:41Oh
22:42I can also
22:43You
22:44Enough
22:45I'll
22:46I canоля
22:48This is
22:49of
22:50I'm just kidding.
22:51I'm not kidding.
22:53I'm not kidding.
22:54I'm not kidding.
22:57Honey, you have 6 days to go?
23:02I'm not kidding.
23:03You absolutely don't mind.
23:05Just let me be threw me.
23:08Like I tried to cheat on the inside.
23:11No?
23:12No?
23:13No?
23:13Well, no?
23:14I'm not kidding, really.
23:16I'm not kidding.
23:20You can't get to the bed.
23:21You're too late.
23:22You're too late.
23:23You'll be better than me.
23:25You're too late.
23:27You won't get any damage.
23:30You're too late.
23:36Don't you know what's going on?
23:39I'm so late.
23:41I'm so late.
23:43I'm so late.
23:45Oh, my God!
24:09All the people died.
24:11People still live in the living room and live in the morning.
24:15It's a little sorry for my two sisters.
24:19Why are they so big in the 90 community?
24:22The only one is at the highest level.
24:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:05七鸟 的 Mambo no's
25:09自由穿梭
25:12超越成山耀的花火
25:15噢別再困惑
25:17噢,想到就坐
25:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:21我就要飛越
25:22在秋雨黑夜
25:24揮灑著感覺
25:26玩轉世界
25:28不畏的歲月
25:30快樂要射血
25:32玩轉世界
25:34I should fall
25:38Let's not forget
25:41I should fall
25:43I should fall
25:44I should fall
25:46Oh
26:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.