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00:00:00Oh, looking good girl
00:00:16Just another creep just my luck
00:00:23Please pick up
00:00:25Hi dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:00:31Sure thing, hon
00:00:35Mr. Reed
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon
00:00:39Hey, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls, my club
00:00:48You must have a death wish
00:00:50You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:00:57Shut up
00:01:04You have the worst timing
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in
00:01:11Now
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:01:32You get away from me, creep
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad's in his...
00:01:55Best friend?
00:02:03Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:02:04Ah, ah
00:02:05Ah
00:02:06Ah
00:02:08Ah
00:02:09Ah
00:02:10You're shivering
00:02:13Come on, kiddo
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:19Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go
00:02:25I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:02:36Five Christmases
00:02:38Five Christmases?
00:02:40It's puffer than I've left
00:02:41Something wrong?
00:02:47Um
00:02:47Your arm is
00:02:50Wet
00:02:54From the rain
00:02:56Wipe it then
00:02:59There's no rain up there
00:03:08There's no rain up there
00:03:21Rain, sorry
00:03:24So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:30I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub
00:03:34Or
00:03:34Beating up
00:03:36Sleazebags
00:03:37Not picking up some guy's daughter
00:03:39Come to think of it
00:03:46I actually
00:03:47I don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:03:49I don't do small talk
00:03:51I didn't
00:03:53Okay then
00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:04:00I need to pick something
00:04:01No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:04:04I am 22 years old
00:04:05Exactly
00:04:06Kiddo
00:04:07Shut up
00:04:08You're not that much older than me
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13And I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14Because otherwise
00:04:15Nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:04:18And nobody
00:04:18If I take you
00:04:21Will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes
00:04:24I'll be quick
00:04:33You're not going out there dressed like that
00:04:46It's not safe
00:04:49Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did
00:04:56You freaking creep
00:04:58Give me a jacket or something
00:05:01When you're done checking me out
00:05:30I think your store closes in two minutes
00:05:33I was not checking you out
00:05:34That was a yawn
00:05:36I'm sure it was, kiddo
00:05:37It's past your bedtime
00:05:39Stop calling me kid
00:05:43You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:06:00This is a small kickback
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well
00:06:14Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:06:18I would give a shit what he thinks
00:06:20But he doesn't live here
00:06:21And neither do you
00:06:22Yeah, about that
00:06:23I live here now
00:06:25He put me in charge
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out
00:06:28Wait, Chris
00:06:28No, please
00:06:29This might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid
00:06:45I don't have another choice
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:06:51And this is my last year of college
00:06:53And I don't want to graduate alone
00:06:56Fine
00:06:59Have your kickback
00:07:00Or not
00:07:02Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me
00:07:09Who is that?
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:15No
00:07:16I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal
00:07:25I can explain
00:07:26This is your ex, Brian
00:07:28Your dad was talking about him
00:07:29This sick fuck
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety
00:07:36That's the only reason I'm here
00:07:38It's either me living here
00:07:39Or three bodyguards
00:07:41Your choice
00:07:42You are not living here
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:07:54I don't need a babysitter
00:07:55Then stop acting like a baby
00:07:59You better not show your face in there
00:08:03I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:08:06God damn it
00:08:14Promise to Mark
00:08:16Whoa
00:08:26Who's this
00:08:27Puff Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:30He's hotter than you, mate
00:08:32Huh?
00:08:36Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:08:44I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:08:46Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:08:49And rich dad means
00:08:51Fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi
00:08:59Christina, Fox, and Becca too
00:09:02I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:09:04Duh
00:09:06Couldn't miss it
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you
00:09:11Well
00:09:12Please
00:09:14Feel free to help
00:09:15Yourselves
00:09:17Thanks, Heather
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper
00:09:20Enjoy the party
00:09:23I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:35Forget Harper
00:09:39Hang out with me
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:49I don't like talking
00:09:51Oh, I know your type, Daddy
00:09:53Christina and I
00:09:55We're into group activities
00:09:56Talk or
00:09:58No talk
00:09:59You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:10:02For that nobody Harper
00:10:04Sorry, ladies
00:10:07I don't like my women
00:10:08Desperate
00:10:09Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again
00:10:14And I'll make you regret it
00:10:16He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:42Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:10:45Ew
00:10:46Yeah, of course you can't
00:10:48Of course you can't
00:10:49You're, you're like
00:10:50Your school royalty
00:10:52Thanks
00:10:53You know
00:10:54I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:10:57We're, we're friends
00:11:00Of course
00:11:01I have to pee
00:11:04Wait for me?
00:11:06Uh, yeah, of course
00:11:07I'll just be right outside my own room
00:11:09What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh, this is gold
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:38Time to shut your loser party down
00:11:57I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:12:00The hell?
00:12:20Attention, everybody
00:12:21Hello
00:12:23You all seem a little bored
00:12:26So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:12:30A few pages of Harper's diary
00:12:35Let's see
00:12:38Dear diary
00:12:40Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:43Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:12:46Aw, Harper
00:12:48Daddy issues much?
00:12:55No
00:12:56I just need to give it back
00:12:58Dad's friend Chris
00:13:03Is like
00:13:04A DILF
00:13:05That stands for
00:13:07A dad I'd like to fuck
00:13:09And honestly
00:13:10If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:14You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty
00:13:22No, Christina, it's not true
00:13:24Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:13:27There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:13:31Let's pull right down
00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:46Fuck this
00:13:57Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:25You were supposed to get rid of him
00:14:31Come to her party
00:14:37Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:39And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:41It was a joke
00:14:42It was a joke
00:14:42It was a joke
00:14:43The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:46Without her father and her life
00:14:48Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:50First, that's enough
00:14:54Let her go
00:14:56One last
00:14:59What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty
00:15:07You're damn right I'm petty
00:15:09Let's get one thing straight here
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:15:14If you mess with her again
00:15:15Fuck you up
00:15:20Harper literally just girl
00:15:23I don't give a fuck
00:15:24Everyone out
00:15:25The fuck out
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:39She hurt you
00:15:56Chris, I'm fine
00:15:57Chris, I said I'm fine
00:16:00You're crying
00:16:06Why are you crying?
00:16:09I won't understand
00:16:10Those aren't your friends, kid
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:17Stupid, I know they're not my friends
00:16:21But that was Christina Fox
00:16:22You just embarrassed me
00:16:23I'm gonna stop you right here
00:16:24And she's the queen of our school
00:16:25I said stop
00:16:26I said stop
00:16:30I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:34We'll find you another school
00:16:35I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:37Keep me safe
00:16:38By pulling out a gun
00:16:39In front of college students
00:16:41Just because you run
00:16:42Some sort of shady business
00:16:43I choose my next words
00:16:44Very carefully, kid
00:16:46I told you
00:16:49To stop
00:16:51Calling me that
00:16:53And I told you
00:16:55To stop acting like Laura
00:16:57Oh yeah?
00:16:59If I'm such a kid
00:17:03What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:11Sorry, kid
00:17:12That's my gun
00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:15If you want to turn me on
00:17:16You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:20Please tell me you're gone
00:17:36There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins
00:17:43I swear
00:17:44I don't care
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says
00:17:46Oh my god
00:17:55What kind of freak
00:18:10Is my dad friends with?
00:18:12No
00:18:14No, no, no, no, no
00:18:19It's gonna not be happening
00:18:20He's gonna be back in every second
00:18:21You know, if you wanted to play
00:18:31You could have just asked
00:18:32I don't wanna
00:18:36I don't wanna play
00:18:38What do you even do with these
00:18:39You perv
00:18:40Oh, I'm the perv
00:18:41You're the one who came into my room
00:18:43Into my closet
00:18:44When I wasn't here
00:18:45I was doing you a favor
00:18:48And helping you move out
00:18:50Because you shouldn't be here
00:18:51Uncuff me
00:18:54What are your manners?
00:19:01Say please
00:19:01I don't have time for your games, old man
00:19:07Give me the key
00:19:11What the?
00:19:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:20Are you ready to listen?
00:19:22Like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:26Rule number one
00:19:31There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo
00:19:36You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:39So when I tell you
00:19:41That I'm here to protect you
00:19:43You better listen to everything I say
00:19:45I can take care of myself
00:19:47Rule number two
00:19:48No talking back
00:19:50I am the last guy
00:19:53You want to piss off
00:19:54Rule number three
00:20:01Don't start any games
00:20:06You're not ready to play
00:20:08So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29My plans are none of your concern
00:20:31Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America
00:20:36Oh, we have this thing called privacy
00:20:39You can have your privacy
00:20:41Until sunset
00:20:43What does that mean?
00:20:49We have curfew
00:20:51Ah!
00:21:06How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot
00:21:15What was that?
00:21:18Uh, she's hot-headed
00:21:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:21That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:23Is she back from class?
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:27Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:31She's fine, Mark
00:21:32Good
00:21:32You're my best friend
00:21:34You're the only one I trust
00:21:36To keep her safe
00:21:36You better have a good excuse
00:21:44When I find you
00:21:45Give me some time
00:21:54Still with my drive
00:21:56Up with my heart
00:21:58Give me some time
00:22:02This is the one
00:22:04Up with my heart
00:22:06You're a fucking strip club, Harper
00:22:22Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:26When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:27Oh, excuse me
00:22:41We're filming
00:22:41Filming?
00:22:44Filming what?
00:22:45Some real hot stuff
00:22:46Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:47Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:49I'm looking for Harper Reeves
00:22:51It says her location's here
00:22:53So step aside
00:22:54Before I make you
00:22:55Nope
00:22:57Harper's my best friend
00:22:58And she didn't mention
00:22:59Some old dude would be looking for
00:23:01Hey, wait
00:23:01Wait
00:23:02Wait
00:23:03Wait
00:23:03Wait
00:23:03You look so sexy
00:23:12Keep going
00:23:13Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here
00:23:23You shouldn't be here
00:23:25I tried to stop him
00:23:27Hey
00:23:29No, Harper
00:23:31You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:23:33What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project
00:23:36Give him this camera back, you prick
00:23:37Class my ass
00:23:39Is that what you want to do?
00:23:40You told her to get her here?
00:23:41I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:23:43Chris, stop
00:23:44Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:45Then the camera's next
00:23:47Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:48Not the camera
00:23:48Cost a thousand dollars
00:23:49You should have thought about that
00:23:51Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:53That is enough
00:23:54These look amazing, Harper
00:24:10Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:13Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:14No one's going to see these
00:24:16Deleting them
00:24:17What?
00:24:18That is art
00:24:20Give him this camera back
00:24:21Or I swear to God
00:24:22I'll go out there
00:24:22And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:24A lap dance
00:24:25See how much my dad likes that
00:24:29Your choice
00:24:34Camera it is
00:24:39No, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:42You asshole
00:24:44If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again
00:24:47I will jam that camera, so far, down your throat
00:24:50You'll be shitting out Polaroids
00:24:53What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:56I'm leaving. Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:14I did it for your own good.
00:25:16You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:24You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you. Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:37Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:44You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those things you do? They're cute, too.
00:25:50You know what's not cute?
00:25:54Me jealous.
00:25:55Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:25:58And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:01But you better not test me.
00:26:03Or I'll break you.
00:26:08In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:10Well, guess what. You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:21Just admit that you want me.
00:26:24What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:36Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:39You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:41Fine.
00:26:42But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:45Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:46So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:54No.
00:26:55Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:58Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:26:59Ew!
00:27:00That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:04He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:07And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:11But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:14Um, wait.
00:27:16You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:21Think about it.
00:27:22What?
00:27:25We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:27The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:30So that's step one.
00:27:32You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:35He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:37Yeah, right.
00:27:38Jealous of me?
00:27:39I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:41He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:46Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:49Jealous over you.
00:27:50It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:54So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:59Until he snaps.
00:28:00And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:03And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:10Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:13Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:16Because I get what I want.
00:28:18Tell him who...
00:28:18Sexy outfit.
00:28:30Check.
00:28:32Popcorn.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33The notebook.
00:28:34The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:37Check.
00:28:37What do you want?
00:28:50You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:52Um, popcorn?
00:28:54Harper.
00:28:55You idiot.
00:28:56Seduce him.
00:28:57I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:03But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:09I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:11Your pulse is racing.
00:29:14What's going on?
00:29:16Oh.
00:29:17Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:19Uh, no, I just...
00:29:22I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's hard for me.
00:29:39Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:48But what about your date?
00:29:52Jake, please, Jake.
00:30:01Jake, Jake, now don't run.
00:30:09How are you not crying?
00:30:10This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:12Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:21It's true love.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:26Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or.
00:30:32Maybe.
00:30:35You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:39And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:41What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59Now, come on.
00:31:00Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:02Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:09I'm not a toy.
00:31:10I'll ruin you.
00:31:11Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:15As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm your little girl anymore.
00:31:22Not a lie.
00:31:22You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:26And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:28You can't handle me.
00:31:31Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:39I don't kiss.
00:31:40And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:44Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:45No.
00:31:46I don't think you are.
00:31:51What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:54I don't want any more.
00:31:56And even when you were a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:04Just.
00:32:07Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10I love you.
00:32:12This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:14You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:25Not be seduced by him.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:38But you sound pissed.
00:32:41So I'll wait.
00:32:42Hey, you want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:45Not tonight.
00:32:47Busy.
00:32:48Busy?
00:32:51Never for me, you're not.
00:32:53When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:57Are you with another woman?
00:32:59Woman?
00:32:59No.
00:33:03Not a woman.
00:33:03Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:15Not this guy.
00:33:18Lose my number.
00:33:27Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:29You do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:51She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:52Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:07Today?
00:34:13Damn it, Harper.
00:34:14Damn it.
00:34:41Damn it.
00:34:42you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:34:59oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:08his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:16hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:35:29angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say
00:35:37you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get
00:35:46your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't
00:35:52take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:35:58is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:03what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:15i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:23ah
00:36:38Well, this will do.
00:36:55So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:01Struggling much?
00:37:31I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:43I had no other choice.
00:37:44I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:48Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:51You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:54That's not...
00:37:55No underwear.
00:38:08That's a bad man or his angel.
00:38:12What are you going to do?
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:22You don't know me?
00:38:37I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:41Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45I'd say do you worst.
00:38:47I'd say do you worst.
00:38:49I'm sorry.
00:39:05I can't let this happen.
00:39:06What the heck?
00:39:07Why are you stopping?
00:39:12You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:15But what about...
00:39:18There's no buts.
00:39:22I can't let this happen again.
00:39:34Cock block!
00:39:39You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:42You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50That was part of the plan!
00:39:52I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:53I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:55Was it...
00:39:56Big?
00:39:58So big.
00:40:01Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:05It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:08Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:09He's a sex freak?
00:40:11Like...
00:40:11BDSM?
00:40:13The whole nine yards.
00:40:14Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:17My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:19Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:23Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:27Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:30Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:32Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:51Stop messing with that.
00:40:53You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:56You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:58How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:01He is not my man.
00:41:06I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:08No, leave, Brian.
00:41:10She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:13You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:15Harps?
00:41:17Huh?
00:41:21What do you want, Brian?
00:41:25Just five minutes.
00:41:29Fine.
00:41:29Harper, are you sure?
00:41:32It's okay.
00:41:32Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:51Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:52I want to get back together.
00:42:02You cheated on me.
00:42:05I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:08But that was months ago.
00:42:10Huh?
00:42:11Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:13This isn't about payback.
00:42:16I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:18What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:22Hmm?
00:42:23Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:26You slut?
00:42:27Hmm?
00:42:27Get off of me!
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:31Let me see them.
00:42:32Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:34Show me.
00:42:34Show me!
00:42:35Let go of me!
00:42:36There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:40I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:43A drink?
00:42:44I don't have time for this.
00:42:45You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:48That's not happening.
00:42:50Ever.
00:42:52Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:54Me?
00:42:55We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:59Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:01It's not a threat.
00:43:03It's a fact.
00:43:03You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:11But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:13I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:21Help me!
00:43:23Help!
00:43:24Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:26Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:29Good girl.
00:43:30You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:33I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:36That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:39And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:42You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:46Are you okay?
00:43:50Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:51She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:53Stop it!
00:44:05You're going to kill him.
00:44:06Good.
00:44:06He's not worth it.
00:44:08Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:16I promise.
00:44:18Let's go.
00:44:18What the fuck?
00:44:40Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:43Should we call 911?
00:44:44Seriously, Harper?
00:44:47He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:49I handled myself just fine.
00:44:51And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:10You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:27Let's see who you are.
00:45:29Do we have to do this?
00:45:43What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:46Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:50Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:52So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:57I'm going to throw up.
00:46:13Breathe.
00:46:16You can do this.
00:46:17I'm right here.
00:46:45Don't focus on the water.
00:46:48Just look at me.
00:46:54It's not hard to do.
00:47:09It's okay.
00:47:09It's okay.
00:47:10It's me.
00:47:11I got you.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13It's okay.
00:47:19You're fine.
00:47:21You're fine, Harper.
00:47:28Just breathe.
00:47:29Just keep breathing.
00:47:30How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:42Just insanely distracted.
00:47:45Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:54I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:00I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:04What?
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:09You're talking about swimming.
00:48:13You're talking about swimming.
00:48:14What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:21I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:23What?
00:48:40I don't know.
00:48:45Harper!
00:48:46Harper!
00:48:48Harper!
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:51What happened?
00:48:56What happened?
00:48:57You blacked out.
00:48:58You're okay.
00:49:00You're okay.
00:49:01Sorry.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04You're right.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:10You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:11I can't do this.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:18We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:20Just kiss me.
00:49:21Your dad won't like this.
00:49:26Don't think about him.
00:49:27If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:31If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:36I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:39Just say you don't want me.
00:49:40Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I want you.
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:59You're going to get hurt.
00:49:59I really like that.
00:50:04I really like that.
00:50:06what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:21cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:26so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:31come on let's go inside
00:50:35no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:39i'm gonna shower
00:50:43harfer what are you doing
00:50:56so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing in my
00:51:11house who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor
00:51:22industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you
00:51:29he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me from danger
00:51:36like strangers breaking into my house oh oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:46you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:51:54let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:51:58let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:08doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:15not intense enough for him
00:52:19not intense enough
00:52:21yeah well
00:52:23chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:26oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:36you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:40you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:52:46he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:51choke you out none of that
00:52:54kissing pillow talk
00:52:57well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:01he'll be bored of you in a week
00:53:07he actually lives here with me
00:53:09you're gonna scare me
00:53:12ah
00:53:13help me i can't swim
00:53:23help i can't swim
00:53:30help i can't swim
00:53:36help me
00:53:37help me
00:53:38help me
00:53:39help me
00:53:40help me
00:53:41help me
00:53:42help
00:53:43help
00:53:44smile for tmd loser
00:53:45help me
00:53:47please help me
00:53:49just crawl your way out idiot
00:53:51that's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:53that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:00well
00:54:01help me
00:54:02help me
00:54:03help me
00:54:04get on
00:54:05help me
00:54:35Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:47Harper! Harper!
00:54:50Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:52It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:54:54I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:59You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:00Just breathe.
00:55:02You're safe now.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:07I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:10It's pathetic.
00:55:11Homewreck?
00:55:15Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:18She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:25We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:28She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:36Jokely.
00:55:37Harder.
00:55:39I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:41I don't love you.
00:55:44I don't love you.
00:55:46And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:54She's fine.
00:55:55Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:56:07Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has
00:56:11tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from
00:56:16Kauffman Motors.
00:56:17You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible
00:56:23for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:24You got that?
00:56:26Are you threatening me?
00:56:28No.
00:56:29I'm telling you.
00:56:30Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out of here.
00:56:37Wait.
00:56:38Please, don't.
00:56:40I'll do anything.
00:56:41Please.
00:56:41What are you doing?
00:56:46Chris, no.
00:56:57Wait.
00:56:58Wait.
00:57:16Chris, no.
00:57:16Chris, no.
00:57:16I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:22She will not bother you again.
00:57:25I swear.
00:57:26Don't worry about it.
00:57:30I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:37I never dated her.
00:57:40We weren't a thing.
00:57:43A lot of boring to her.
00:57:46Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:58She said that...
00:58:01That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:12That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:20Satisfy you.
00:58:22In bed.
00:58:22That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:37Is that true?
00:58:41That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:42But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:48I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:55When I was in that pool, I...
00:58:58I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:00And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:10What did you regret?
00:59:12Not doing this sooner.
00:59:13Well, when I was in that pool.
00:59:27No.
00:59:29I was just waiting to do it...
00:59:31Michelle.
00:59:31What the hell am I doing?
00:59:46Why did you stop again?
00:59:48You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:51Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:53I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:58This isn't about Mark.
00:59:59It's about you and me.
01:00:01So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:07I'm too dangerous.
01:00:11So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:18It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:20There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:25It's because you're a coward.
01:00:27You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:29Just admit it.
01:00:29You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:32Just be a man and own it.
01:00:34It's not true.
01:00:35Don't!
01:00:36You're a psycho.
01:00:45I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:46Good morning.
01:00:57Bagel?
01:00:58I'm not hungry.
01:01:02You need to eat.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:23Are we even now?
01:01:24You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:30What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:32I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:34You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:36Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:52Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:55I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:00I promise.
01:02:10Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:12Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:17Nope.
01:02:19And he's never going to.
01:02:20Huh?
01:02:21I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:24Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:27Oh, hey.
01:02:29Hey.
01:02:30Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:32You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors
01:02:35so you can pass this class.
01:02:36And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:38Stop moping.
01:02:40Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:51Oh, how long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:01Like a million hours?
01:03:03Who the fuck cares?
01:03:05We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:11Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:21I think I hear them coming.
01:03:36Let's go.
01:03:37One last touch.
01:03:38Good luck being the only artist
01:03:48who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:56Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:59Huh?
01:04:00What?
01:04:02No, no, no, no.
01:04:03My final project.
01:04:06How am I going to graduate?
01:04:07Wait, why would someone do this to me?
01:04:14Harper.
01:04:17Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:20Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:22Shh.
01:04:25Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Shh.
01:04:28Don't say that.
01:04:30It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:33Did you do this?
01:04:42Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight,
01:04:46I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:47We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:49You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:51Guess what?
01:04:52You have no proof.
01:04:55Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:56That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:01Harper.
01:05:03There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:05Professor, I can explain.
01:05:09Harper.
01:05:12Is this your work?
01:05:14It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:16We have to fail Harper.
01:05:19It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:21Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:26In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:30Wait, what?
01:05:31Who would buy this crap?
01:05:33I would.
01:05:33Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:48I would.
01:05:51It's you.
01:05:52You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:57Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:59Don't you know who this is?
01:06:00Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:04There's no way.
01:06:05That's okay, Professor.
01:06:07Not everyone has taste.
01:06:11How much for this painting?
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Our starting price is $18.
01:06:19Done.
01:06:22Wait, $1,800?
01:06:25You can study at this school or not.
01:06:27We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:31You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:43Here's two mil.
01:06:44Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:50Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:53Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:55Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:02Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:04Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:07Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:11My father still runs this university.
01:07:14Money runs this university.
01:07:16And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:24You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:27You can't.
01:07:28Please.
01:07:29Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:32No, wait, Professor.
01:07:33Not so fast.
01:07:35What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:40Oh, no.
01:07:40Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:44Oh!
01:07:44Oh!
01:07:45Oh!
01:07:45Oh!
01:07:45Oh!
01:07:46Oh!
01:07:46I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:51Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:53Hmph.
01:07:54Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:00I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:03No stresses, though.
01:08:05Wait.
01:08:05What?
01:08:05Huh?
01:08:06I...
01:08:07I...
01:08:07I...
01:08:08I...
01:08:10I...
01:08:12I...
01:08:14I...
01:08:14I...
01:08:15I...
01:08:16I...
01:08:16I...
01:08:17You're going to fucking pay for this.
01:08:20What was that you two said?
01:08:23Oh, right.
01:08:25Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:28Huh?
01:08:29the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you
01:08:39grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on
01:08:45camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand
01:08:55that's 18 000 seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:02what happened to chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:10he um i mean i
01:09:16i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:09:22show you how much i want you
01:09:25a blindfold
01:09:40i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:45bad things
01:09:49but only if you want me to
01:09:53i do
01:09:56why'd we stop
01:10:10i'm waiting so long for this
01:10:13i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:18and i'll wait for you
01:10:25wear that for me tonight
01:10:32harper harper
01:10:36hello earth to harper you need to look at this
01:10:40can it wait maria i'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:46no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:10:53wait so you mean the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:10:57harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:11:02i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:05taxi for harper
01:11:16who are you
01:11:19hey let go of me stop it
01:11:22please
01:11:23please let me go
01:11:33if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:40harper harper harper
01:11:42harper
01:11:44ryan
01:11:45why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:48we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:11:51you psycho
01:11:52he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:11:56he humiliated me
01:11:58but luckily for me your little boyfriend
01:12:01what does he have
01:12:03he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:04ain't that right fellas
01:12:08once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:13well we don't need to get into the gory details do we
01:12:15no
01:12:16no
01:12:17you can just watch
01:12:20no no no no
01:12:22no no
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01:12:53From this world that hurts me so
01:12:58Not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:02I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper
01:13:09Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first
01:13:14Okay, crap, I can explain
01:13:20You're gonna explain
01:13:22But first
01:13:24You know my daughter better than I do
01:13:28Is that text a prank?
01:13:32Harper's in trouble, we need to go
01:13:33Can we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:41Should we make him watch?
01:13:47Oh, looks like he's here
01:13:51Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:57Get ready, boys
01:13:59I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:15That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit
01:14:23What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:43What?
01:14:43Can't talk without your little bodyguard
01:14:45Let me go
01:14:52I already told you one
01:14:55You should have listened to me then
01:14:57I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick
01:15:02Are you okay?
01:15:08Are you okay?
01:15:21Did he hurt you?
01:15:23Chris, I put you in danger
01:15:27You should run far away from me and my package
01:15:30When it comes to you, Harper
01:15:32I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:34Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:48Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:15:50It's okay
01:15:50I'll handle it
01:15:52I want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:54Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:57I want an answer now before I kill him
01:15:59No, dad
01:16:00Look
01:16:00I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:04But
01:16:05Deep down
01:16:07I know that
01:16:08You just want me to be safe
01:16:12Chris makes me feel safe
01:16:17Please don't be mad
01:16:19You're wrong about that
01:16:22It's not deep down
01:16:25It is the most important thing to me
01:16:28Your happiness
01:16:29If that means being with Chris
01:16:34Then he better not screw this up
01:16:37Or I will make him regret it
01:16:39I believe you
01:16:41You
01:16:43Keep her safe
01:16:45With my goddamn life
01:16:52Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:07Yes
01:17:08Yes
01:17:09Yes, daddy
01:17:22Say it
01:17:25Yes, daddy
01:17:28I want you to beg for it
01:17:34I want you
01:17:39To fuck me now
01:17:41Stop teasing
01:17:52I want you to beg for it
01:17:55I want you to beg for it
01:17:56I want you to beg for it
01:17:57You might find what you're looking for
01:18:00Daddy
01:18:01Say it
01:18:03Or I'll punish you
01:18:05Don't stop, daddy
01:18:18Are you sure about that?
01:18:38You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:18:55You can either uncuff me
01:18:59Or fuck me
01:19:01You know I'm dangerous
01:19:18Or it's your mind
01:19:21Do your worst, daddy
01:19:26Once I start, I'm not stopping
01:19:49That part
01:19:54You only fucked girls from behind
01:19:57You're different
01:20:01Ready for round five?
01:20:19Stop it
01:20:20I'm sore
01:20:21Now let me out
01:20:23So I can go pee
01:20:24What if I don't?
01:20:29What was that?
01:20:30Crap, it's my dad
01:20:32Honey, you home?
01:20:34Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:35Stop it
01:20:36I told you I was busy
01:20:42This is my home, Harper Reads
01:20:46If you want to get up to adult stuff
01:20:47You need to move out
01:20:48Okay, I will
01:20:50Can you get out?
01:20:51I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris
01:21:07Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:09No, please keep them covered
01:21:11I want to give a speech
01:21:13And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:15I get nervous when I open up
01:21:19You literally carry around a gun
01:21:21But whatever
01:21:22Just get on with it
01:21:24What I do for a living
01:21:26What I do for a living
01:21:26The not so legal part
01:21:29It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:35And for me to be
01:21:39Vulnerable?
01:21:41Yeah
01:21:42But I knew
01:21:43When I was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:46I was doomed
01:21:46You're like a magnet, Harper
01:21:50And I want to be around you
01:21:52Forever
01:21:53So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:08I'm moving you in there
01:22:10As a graduation present
01:22:13And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:20Only if you want to
01:22:24Either way
01:22:26The apartment's yours
01:22:28Are you serious?
01:22:31What's wrong?
01:22:33Is it tacky?
01:22:35I liked it
01:22:36I thought
01:22:36Deal!
01:22:41But on one condition, boyfriend
01:22:43Which is?
01:22:46You have to move in there with me
01:22:48Deal
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