Guy Woke Up To Three Wives

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Tom was napping in his makeshift shelter when three girls approached him. They wanted to marry him. The first girl was a rich lady who could shower Tom with money. The second one was a gorgeous vixen who promised to fulfill his fantasies. And the third one, an obedient gal, said she’d be the perfect housewife. The girls rushed Tom to choose one of them.

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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:30...and I'm the most beautiful. With a body like this, who cares about money, right?

00:36Oh, darling, money, that's all trivial. The most important thing that you write should be obedient.

00:43I'll fulfill every single dream you want.

00:48Is this a dream?

00:50No, it's not a dream. So now, make of your choice. Quickly!

01:00No, I won't marry any of you.

01:10You poor thing. Are you crazy or something?

01:14Huh? How can you not choose one of us? You will never get girls like us in your life again.

01:20I won't choose because I have nothing to give in return.

01:25Oh, he's such a bore.

01:28Insanely fool. You're ruining all our fun.

01:32That's right. Because you won't choose one of us, none of us will win the bet and get the new purse.

01:39Yes. So, this was all just a bet?

01:44Yes.

01:45What about a wedding?

01:49Are you really that pathetic that you're seeing that one of us could really marry you?

01:55Or maybe he was picturing all of us in a bet together.

01:57So, girls, I think that this pervert needs to be punished.

02:08Hey, stop! Stop! Stop! Or I'll call the police!

02:12Oh, I'll call them first. And I will say that you're harassing.

02:16But you're the one who kissed me.

02:18Oh, really? Who's gonna believe the loser?

02:20And besides, we have video evidence.

02:24See? You should have just chosen one of us.

02:29Know your place.

02:31I'm so sorry. I have seen everything. Those girls are awful.

02:51But I think I can help you.

02:52I can't believe this is me.

03:10Honestly, I'm amazed, too.

03:13I mean, surprised.

03:17Here they come.

03:19You'll do great. Just stick to the plan.

03:22Officer, this homeless guy was here just one hour ago.

03:31Yeah.

03:33One more false report, and now I'm going to find you.

03:38No.

03:40See?

03:40I swear. I swear. Let's just search for him.

03:45You search for him.

03:47That's true.

03:48If that homeless loser would ever cross my path, he'll regret it.

03:57Yeah.

03:59Oh.

04:00Oh, sorry. I dropped it while I was counting.

04:04Can you please pick it up for me?

04:06Can you please pick it up for me?

04:10Yes.

04:11Sure.

04:14Handsome.

04:16I'm the one who can help and deal with money.

04:19Hmm.

04:20Are you rich?

04:23Yes.

04:26Want to know how much I inherited from my father?

04:30That's all?

04:36I make that kind of money in a month.

04:40Oh.

04:41It must work a lot.

04:43Yeah.

04:44I'm sure you don't have time to find a wife, so I'd like a great couple.

04:48And just check out what I look like in a small suit.

04:50You're not my type.

04:57What?

04:58What's your type, then?

04:59Hey, wait a minute.

05:01I know exactly what his type is.

05:04He likes girls who always obey him, right?

05:10et ne pas montrer nudes à les étrangers.

05:14Vous devriez être éloigné de vous-même.

05:17Et moi, je vais être une femme perfecte.

05:21Je vais garder mon mouth et je vais m'enverter tout seul souleur.

05:29Tout seul souleur ?

05:31Tout ce que tu veux, handsome.

05:34Alors, j'ai l'air de la vidéo de l'Homeless Guy.

05:37Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?

05:40Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?

05:42Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?

05:43Qu'est-ce que tu sais ?

05:45Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?

05:47Qu'est-ce que ça fait ?

05:48Tu as dit chaque single wish.

05:51Ok.

05:53Non !

05:54Oui.

05:59Regarde.

06:03Ah, c'est fini ?

06:04Donc, comment sur le date ?

06:09Non.

06:10Parce que tu dis que tu dis que tu es de ma vie.

06:13Qu'est-ce que tu es ?

06:15C'est-ce que tu es un homme ?

06:18Je vais m'en parler.

06:20Non.

06:21Et besides, il a déjà vu ce vidéo.

06:23Oui.

06:24Et puis le monde va voir un autre vidéo,

06:26où trois de vous sont battus sur un homme d'homeless.

06:31Et il vous rejetera.

06:33Le Internet va se rire à vous demain.

06:35Girls,

06:36get out of here !

06:38Ces deux sont louis !

06:41Hey.

06:44!

06:52Scripture-le !

06:54Ec во- preparer !

06:55Oui !

06:56Ne republican de s'en Seite !

06:58Oui, j'espère au top.

06:59Je m'en Patienten , de� par là.

07:01C'est sous ce milieu qui vient dommage.

07:03щобre-moi un ou double ?

07:04Si.

07:06Berlio !

07:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

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