- 7/24/2025
The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Season 3 Episode 5 Netflix
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00:00:00Paaji, good morning, Paaji, what I was thinking was that this is our third season and you are here for the first time, so your entry is not like this
00:00:18Make a special plan, like when you come into films, I mean a big entry, so work, two tanks Magaji, tank, why do you want to get the road, tank, and mother, he is talking about army tanks, well, you have done that, aldi
00:00:48Order two motorcycles, why do you order two of everything, two motorcycles, two bikes, two tanks, you also have two Jazz, so you won't ride on them, you, that is there, then what should I do, something different, do one thing,
00:01:18If Ice is to come now, then I will cry, whatever happens now, I will be able to do it.
00:01:42vogue indiley newkar whattv mother please sit thank you
00:01:55Gir lagima lily sheli baby lot yaaj yuh you have made you win the paritor here
00:02:04This is in Punjabi Itar today because the guests who are coming here today are coming from Punjab.
00:02:09Who all are coming? One Bekho Sardar ji is with you, if Sanuf Sardar also comes, how will you feel?
00:02:15My old chair has been snatched away, you want me to lose my entire chair and be wiped out, don't be afraid of the show, Sanuf Sardar movie is coming, its gas is coming here today, amidst all of your strong calls, please welcome Mr. Aje Deļæ½
00:02:45Till then call everyone and get free death certificate for everyone. Love letters are utterly useless Š if you ask for the war then it is very far away from here.
00:03:15Sardar's role will be impressive. It will be fun to see you in this role. But your entry on the screen is a guarantee that there will be a great blast at the box office.
00:03:37Your entry is a guarantee that it will create a great explosion at the box office. Let him also say a line, will this lady ever be in debt?
00:03:47You earn from six places, who knows how much debt you might have on them?
00:03:53You are an expert, big Ravi, just like a confectioner, he does not spoil his work, if the vegetables of the night are digested, then the next morning he sticks the same cup of ratha, as if he had kept the sher ready, if you come then I tell him to give you Safnuf Sardar
00:04:23This is a strong lock, it has come for our guests, he is our old friend, I have come here many times but today I was careful, I have never seen such a long snake like Kapil Sharma
00:04:42I mean what are these cheeks, what are they, snakes, such girls, they say that which is that Bhut packer who can make that tree stand in the market
00:04:58But this snake was here only, it was pressed under the cheeks, after many years whole India, whole world, Netflix, 129 countries were able to see its neck
00:05:08People lose weight but you did so much that even your snake lost weight and that too but you became
00:05:19Oh thanks but still you are so happy for you, what a job you did in the missing ladies too, yes Netflix told me to definitely do the meeting but you got too carried away, what is this, what is this
00:05:34Subscribe me I was doing a penance for thirty four years yes, but I did not get anything in it, then by the grace of Mahadiyo I became the Sansat of Gorakhpur, then I thought maybe someone will call me for a meeting, then but by his grace
00:06:04We ate paan together and sat at one place and he would keep on blogging from one place to another, but Rabhi was so engrossed in his character, you see, he even called him director Kiran Kher, although she was Kiran Kher, butā¦
00:06:34That is a very serious movie, after that it came out, there was also comedy in it, it opened up in a serious way, but it did not open up, it took a day, after a day or two I do not know, now I relieved myself, what should I do, Agshuli Agshul
00:07:04So Baba was about to come Sanjay Dutt,
00:07:06In Sanf Sardar,
00:07:07So for some reason his visa got rejected,
00:07:10You will do it,
00:07:11I was so happy,
00:07:13Sanjay Dutt, cult man brother,
00:07:15And in his wake, in that shoe,
00:07:17We have entered, this is ours,
00:07:19He also worries,
00:07:20Think about it, in your movie,
00:07:22They are investing their own money,
00:07:23And me in Sanjay Dutt's role,
00:07:26Unbelievable.
00:07:27It's a big compliment also, na, Raavi?
00:07:29And a very big role,
00:07:31Hey brother,
00:07:33Knowing you guys,
00:07:34Jai, in the climax,
00:07:35I am often a hero,
00:07:50Let it be on,
00:07:51and and eisilvivisit this toning,
00:07:53You will see the climax of this movie,
00:07:55This as it were kept some,
00:07:57This is just an example of Azizivishe at Tannigar,
00:07:58And this doesn't even happen to me,
00:08:00Brother, we fight for lines because Guruji, there is a purpose behind it. This happens when the respectable is not insecure, when he knows that he is a tough guy.
00:08:08Now this is the second most important thing, people forget that you are not important, I was doing a film in which I was a negative villain
00:08:26Now I had come after leaving someone's shooting
00:08:28Now it was that I had to be shot in the climax
00:08:31One of those three heroes will kill me
00:08:35Now I got to know that I am sitting in a vanity van since morning
00:08:38It's afternoon, it's evening
00:08:39And I have to go to another Banaras for another shooting.
00:08:42The one whom Eddie, I called him, I said,
00:08:45What happened? Why aren't you calling me?
00:08:47He said, oh what is happening is that the hero is saying that I will not kill, I will not kill
00:08:51I am not killing myself, I come to the set, I call, I give the gun, I kill myself
00:08:55I go, I go, and prite hold on to another set of yas
00:09:02This type of game should be played once
00:09:06That for the first time in Sanv Sardar, you people of whole India, the whole world will see a Bihari Sardar
00:09:14By the way, I was going to ask this, Ajai paaji, that
00:09:22Sanje Sir, this character was in the first role, now Ravi has also come, Sanje Sir is also a Punjabi, isn't it?
00:09:30Sadanli Ravi is also from UP, so how did this come to your mind that
00:09:34We created this character out of everyone, his father went around committing crimes in every city, he was a truck driver, when he reached Bihar he committed a crime there, so he came here, he could not learn the whole Punjabi language, but all the five
00:10:04She lives in, they left with a truck, stayed in Bihar for a few days, met our mother there, we were born there, then they met a pole dancer in London, they used to work in a restaurant there, so they say that while dancing, this pole dancer even made her English mother shine.
00:10:34After a long time, without any obscene words this amazing family, with five tickets you can watch a movie, Ajisr I have nothing to say to you, we were also doing a movie, in the process I lost some weight, then now I am back
00:11:04So people are crazy about it, that it is very, very similar from the back, I mean the back starts like this, we used to talk to you, Chef, and because I was shooting with so many actors during Force Time, so I feel, but when Sir sits with us,ā¦
00:11:34But when it happens it feels like it has come out, sit with them for some time, oh I am coming here, I will come, I will sing, I will do it, I am ready for this exchange, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, oh I am emptying my personal account.
00:12:04Are you happy with the role you have played today? Is anyone else happy sometimes, but it happens towards the end, I don't know why I talked to you about it, you know Muroonal is not happy with the work of most of the heroes, well, if you
00:12:34They had a problem with Dalker's government job in Sita Raman. In real life, there are fifty to seven thousand boys who want to become heroes in your life. I got to know about each of their assistants. Seven thousand boys signed and sent them to me.
00:13:04Which life partner should one find for oneself? You have asked a very serious question. The whole country, the whole world knows that if marriage happens with a leader, it will happen after pack up. He will come home after a month's stay.
00:13:34You should forget your aggressive attitude, it means that there will be less noise in the kids at night, you never know that leaders are also good people, it is not so, a different image of you was created, it is not so, they are emotional people, you are a good person, it is not so.
00:14:04He could be a good leader, he was a good leader, he was with me, brother brother, brother, tell me about us, leader and hey leader? What will I get?
00:14:22childhood-bun
00:14:24I want to get married, I want to have children.
00:14:26No, I mean for him, okay.
00:14:31Meaning okay, let's change the topic.
00:14:33yes.
00:14:33Ajay sir, son of sardar tool is coming,
00:14:35Before this rate 2 came, hit.
00:14:392 I have seen wonders happen,
00:14:40Like whom should my wife love, 2 is coming.
00:14:44I have got 2 marks in my work, Ajay sir,
00:14:46Your date of birth and my date of birth are the same,
00:14:48I have got number 2, Ajay sir, do you agree?
00:14:50Your 2nd number is lakh, my 3-4th number is also lakh.
00:14:53How?
00:14:54Come.
00:14:55Drishyan 3 is coming, Dhamaal 4 is coming, Golmaal 5 is coming.
00:14:59Oh yes.
00:15:02Before I say more,
00:15:04I received a letter from a fan of Ajay sir,
00:15:06And he said till,
00:15:07You should ask this question to Ajay sir on my pretext,
00:15:09Ganga Ram ji is writing from Bhilai,
00:15:11This is a question about Ganga Ram ji, Ajay sir,
00:15:13Your Golmaal series is a great comedy film,
00:15:15It's a big hit,
00:15:16Damaal series is huge hit,
00:15:18You do comedy in your films.
00:15:20shows which are made for comedy,
00:15:22Why do you become serious after going there?
00:15:29Tell Ganga Ram ji,
00:15:31that when I do those movies,
00:15:33When I reach hereäø儽 on YouTube that when he comes here,
00:15:36Parnava in films where you look for what I do.
00:15:41Come Kumed I serve the woman,
00:15:42What I understand!
00:15:44Well, Murunal has definitely achieved great success,
00:15:46It is very difficult,
00:15:48Getting up at six in the morning and having eleven fun Detroit behavior
00:15:52Isn't it true, let me tell you Murunal does one film in Mumbai, another goes to South, does one here, one there, so you do this here or that here.
00:16:03you take it now i have to do it otherwise it will be bad
00:16:12The menu changes in the Settings menu and the settings here are the changes you see in the Settings menu.
00:16:18Do something so that you can make a good mistake and get trapped inside
00:16:24I say Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna sometimes he gets very confused
00:16:34I have already tried so much language in Rizj, but for now, only
00:16:38You should learn to speak a little Hindi and Telugu, Ardmainda
00:16:44Murunal is amazing in himself so your journey will be amazing, you know it's amazing, everything seems amazing to me, everything seems amazing
00:16:51What will happen today, are you in the mood today, why leave Sabdi Bajneeti, Wings is right ahead Navjot Bhabhi
00:17:05I think he has taken a subscription at home
00:17:16I want to tell you one thing about Aje Sir, I would also like to tell you all that he is the only superstar who does films in every genre.
00:17:25His Drishyam in thriller, Raid in crime, Abhi Abhi Superet V in comedy, Golmaal, Dhamaal, Singham in action
00:17:33Injured lions have a habit, they never give up any work
00:17:38Like while you are cutting one's hair, then another shaver comes and stops his cutting and starts shaving his hair, so that he doesn't go away in such a short time, the third one starts his facial today as well, so that you don't leave anything, these five
00:18:08There must be a handkerchief kept here as well. There is a full sheet here. A little bit of the Indian sheet here is also on Arakchan ji's handkerchief.
00:18:22Friends, look, you have just met Azar Sir, Murnal, Ravi Bahiya, now it is time for Sanuf Sardar to introduce other artists to this platform, please welcome Mr. Vindu Dara Singh.
00:18:36Azar sanje mishra Azar deepak jobryal and very beadiful cupra size
00:18:44vindu paaji
00:18:46you will meet her tomorrow morning lily billy silly went
00:19:06Like your artists are there, along with that there is Rabhi Baiya, Mindu Paji, Sanje ji, Deepak, by the way how are you feeling, give me your brother's progress
00:19:15Now I understand why your tag line is that the family will grow every Saturday
00:19:21Well, looking at them you can say that the family will grow every Saturday; you can say this also by looking at the brothers
00:19:31good good good you you are very much a little feature came out li li li went away you gutshej
00:19:44Well I am really liking the fact that Aje Sarth's film also has Murunal and Kubra. This shows that if it is not for Sanup Sardar, then Vindu paaji is standing behind him. So it seems that if he has gone to take possession, then this Bindu has come to the fore.
00:20:14The name was given, it is genetic, now we know since childhood, both the sons of Dara ji, that Bindu Paji is a very nice person, but it is fun to see Paji ahead, what's the matter, listen Sardar Paji, you are a Sardar, I am a Sardar
00:20:44Such a palace was not built or you never worried about becoming famous overnight, then you never had the desire, you came to become an actor, you came out of Thala and became one, recently you have also done the film with Ashi, but one thing of nature, we should see one thingā¦
00:21:14That it is your love, that it is your love, that it is not enough, I don't know how many films have been released
00:21:44So it used to happen that everyone on Sanjay sa Rai used to tell us that after shooting the film we go to the mountains. Yes, are you trying to find some herb, would you go to the mountains Sanjaybi, I don't know, I have an actor, Woody A.
00:22:14But no, Zainu Lee, well see, when you meet senior artists, you should learn some things from such talented people, Zainu Lee, but why did he say this, why should he disappear, it means you should not do this in yourself, now prepare for the next one,
00:22:44I was very worried, I asked Sur whether he was also young or not, he always told me that he was old and had talked a lot about me, till date he has never called me by any name, oh old man.
00:22:56So I don't consider myself old because when I was born no one told my mother that she had a boy and a girl too, I lived an old life, I had been facing a lot of battle with old age, when I went to my wedding my father in law said thatā¦
00:23:26When the elder daughter was born, there were no hospitals and chalk was spread in the corridors, so again and again congratulations, you have become a grandfather, we have you, Sahri, you, look at Deepak Bhai's face, whenever you see him, he looks happy, look at him...
00:23:56He is also there and Kafil Sharba has come in the show, so it automatically happens to him, today I am wearing black glasses, it is the evil eye of yours, these glasses of the evil eye of others, the evil eye of others has seen where their eyes are, it is Murnal'sā¦
00:24:26You will keep the jota
00:24:30Secret Games you all saw
00:24:32Netflix's Debby happened to her
00:24:34When Kubra saw him for the first time
00:24:36Everybody saw it in Secret Games
00:24:37I'll tell you about you
00:24:39People subscribed to Netflix
00:24:40Nawaz bhai is also seen in Parsova
00:24:43Ajiye
00:24:44The Percys
00:24:45This is also liked on Instagram
00:24:49She keeps her jokes to herself
00:24:51She was planning on coming on your show
00:24:53Since when have I been giving up
00:24:55Ever since the live show, I've had a chance to sing
00:24:57I will get a chance, I will get a chance
00:24:59I know Kubra very well, we have done many live shows
00:25:01But when you came as an actor from Secret Game, I was completely shocked and said wow, you did a great job
00:25:07but the force is nothing
00:25:09thank you thank you
00:25:21you're looking very pretty
00:25:22Caps finally now you're going to like flirt with me
00:25:24Ever since I got married, I haven't been doing it on camera.
00:25:29doing putt
00:25:31ala alright
00:25:32A person also needs motivation
00:25:35Old habits don't change
00:25:37yes, you said it right
00:25:38Look at us coming on the movie
00:25:40there is shooting of sanf sardar took
00:25:42If I tell you the name of the location
00:25:44how funny it is
00:25:46to Glen
00:25:47Glenn Fillan
00:25:49Kurlos
00:25:50Don Lothian
00:25:51If you go and give all these names to a chemist
00:25:54He gives me one or two drops of medicine
00:25:56Sanjay, when you came to know about going to Glen Fillan for the first time, it must have come to your mind that
00:26:0312-year-old 18-year-old
00:26:05glen fillan fillan take home
00:26:09Just Glass
00:26:11no angel glan fillan
00:26:14Have you heard this name before, I had gone there thinking that I was making a plan
00:26:21Ajay Bhai called me and said, Sanjay, you have to come tomorrow, I said, I don't have to come to the city.
00:26:27have to go there
00:26:29reached there
00:26:31Now it is a little cold, how do I pass the day?
00:26:34When I came out after meeting Ajay bhai, I saw a very beautiful girl, friend
00:26:38By God, I said, will she shoot with us? Yes.
00:26:42Well then the day will pass with this
00:26:45Deepak Dobriyal dug a mountain and found it
00:26:49ok bye one will go, tipak had kept everybody entertained
00:27:00No one should buy this from anyone, what time will it be good
00:27:05Actually if the elders have grown up with bacteria then they will look very intelligent and beautiful, that is why they have to maintain it.
00:27:19And very good, not a proper woman, we also feel embarrassed seeing you, what kind of a proper woman, I mean with wigs, this whole half set had gone crazy, all those standing in the hatch behind me with guns, all those in the hatches, all of them were Aldo tall
00:27:49ok paaji give me the mendim look give me the injustice do it for full forty days I kept him in such a condition and what did he do at night if we went to the restaurant to have food then he did not even change his clothes
00:28:19He was in the middle, Mira had to go, so I would have given him hours to go, he was busy in digging, who is this person who has to come
00:28:38which way human you
00:28:41Then the girl had to go to the bathroom, but when this girl entered the room, the man started walking
00:28:44She also said that and after that lady Surya no no Surya a girl came out of that gents washroom she also laughing she told me I too was jealous she told me on the phone that the first washroom I will go to, you don't go there then there is no
00:29:14Do it now, it's a vodi
00:29:16do it now
00:29:17do it now
00:29:18do it now
00:29:19What is
00:29:22Woody
00:29:44And if you succeed, I will love you, if you succeed, I will love you
00:29:54what a beautiful Zahara
00:29:57How much love is there in the world, it flows from the eyes
00:30:06Don't turn me towards you, my dear.
00:30:12You have become so beautiful, so I can't even walk
00:30:22Alo what was all this abet abet robbed by our own people
00:30:26What was the power in Jarrow
00:30:30Where was the guts in Jarrow?
00:30:32Amma came through this door because that door was narrow
00:30:37Hey, who are you, those who have less need but are full of darkness
00:30:47and what are you people who don't respect others
00:30:54Mangoes come to them
00:30:58Have some shame, I am not afraid of God, you people go to hell with the wrath of God.
00:31:03Who knows, the people above might tell me this in anger
00:31:06Prabhu, tell me this, you people have come to do it
00:31:13You guys we have taken this raid, you will be late, you will be late, you are no longer Sardar you are brother, all of you were raiding for Devgan, we are today saying this for Devgan, this is what happened
00:31:31When you come back, you become the creator of the universe and you tell them that you are the creator of the universe and you tell them that you are the creator of the universe and you tell them that you are the creator of the universe
00:31:45Duple Ker Ni Bhaisaab we are the real ones you guys have gone crazy
00:31:50If you have to do it then you have to do a little kilt, understand, Raje Devgan does it, by the way how are you, Heera Thakur, Heera Thakur ni Murunal Thakur
00:32:20It is still shining, now see how many photos it takes by becoming a duplicator, a challan will be issued, for what reason is the challan issued, that sir, the Achalan cut was scratched, this is the show off but the intent is not wanted, this is the Judd but the grass is left, this link
00:32:50Aje devgan duplicate association.
00:32:59I am its regional manager.
00:33:02This is from marketing, this is from pickles, this is from papad, this is from chutney.
00:33:09Are you original from papad, from chutney?
00:33:12I am like this.
00:33:13Aje aje ji have objected to Awe, that you are growing very well with duplicate, this is going on with you.
00:33:22Your points are also fine.
00:33:24Your attitude is a bit harsh.
00:33:29I have brought a little attitude, it will be fine.
00:33:31But you are well pasted with the thread.
00:33:33This is a good one, it is a good one, this is Bai Saab.
00:33:36He, he Togo, he Togo.
00:33:40Astich Pwys.
00:33:46That's Togo.
00:33:49Do you do it quite well?
00:33:56This is S-way or Skyway.
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00:34:23You should talk to me as if it is my own thing, I will talk to you in such a way, it is not like that, you are my own person, you will eat the food, you will live like a mill, I will teach you by loving you, it is not like that
00:34:48that the superintendents are keeping
00:34:50What can you keep it?
00:34:53What a beautiful Dehra, how beautiful it was, there is a heart as lovely as this, yes, how many of yours
00:35:09do it pill keep your shoes on and put it on
00:35:15This is for the tax collector to see
00:35:18that pickle for you pickle of Dubli when it reaches in UP
00:35:41But Ajay, I wanted to ask you,
00:35:44How do you feel when I mimic you like this,
00:35:46your your your bar.
00:35:48It makes you feel good only.
00:35:50But some people get very upset.
00:35:52No, in fact you should feel blessed
00:35:54that you know people are giving you that kind of respect.
00:35:56I'm so happy you think so, yes.
00:36:01People start imitating you, people start
00:36:04If you mimic, then time,
00:36:06Your life has become completely successful, the matter is a hit, you have become famous, you have become famous, absolutely, absolutely, whatever you said Paaji, I think if there is some land in someone's name, if there is a hotel, it is a big deal, if there is a saying in someone's name, then it is not right.
00:36:36Did you ever have any fights in school or college? Did you ever take Dara ji along with you?
00:36:40I'm not sure.
00:36:41I used to take my brother-in-law along with me for fights sometimes. He was younger than me and we used to fight a lot in school and college. But earlier I was very thin, so people used to not believe that he is Dara Singh's son. Then he became an expert and he is still doing that.
00:37:11There will be a slight accent in Hindi, someone told me, it is said that Dara Ji was doing a lot of Hindi films, so once he went to Chandigarh to dub a Punjabi film, the dubbing engineer was sitting there and Dara Ji told him
00:37:41Didn't it happen this time? This is an old thing, it happens now, but I thought it would happen, so we were all ready, because we do this
00:37:49No, Sardar Minos did very bad to me da
00:37:52what did you do da
00:37:52There was a certain scene where I was going from somewhere
00:37:55Our whole group and a snake come
00:37:57So the snake
00:37:59yes so what is it
00:38:00Such are the shooting snakes
00:38:04I think that snake is a snake
00:38:06I am concerned about snake, some people don't understand the hidden snake
00:38:10These people are running around, this is what we have to see in this
00:38:13chola jaaya or
00:38:15I am very much troubled
00:38:16Sanjay sir, it doesn't seem like you are scared of snakes
00:38:19Why am I sitting next to Kubra, what?
00:38:24what is the latter?
00:38:26I will fight too, I will fight too, that Instagram issue is so bad
00:38:28Kubra is sitting with me
00:38:31kushyarti naage
00:38:31We have heard of a habit of Ravi Bhai that every night he says no
00:38:36Before going to sleep I kiss my wife's feet and then sleep
00:38:39Brother, if you take it once, for how many days does this vaccine protect you?
00:38:44I do it means that, I, I love, but she never let me do that, but
00:38:51whenever she's sleeping
00:38:53That's good, what's the problem with that
00:38:56or, because he is my sad friend, when I had no money, I had nothing
00:39:02He hasn't left my side since then
00:39:04Whatever I am today, that poor thing stayed with me
00:39:09My son is also there, he knows the way she manages me, he is worthy of touching her feet
00:39:15That smit, what's the matter
00:39:17The more guilty a man is, the more he touches feet
00:39:21Today you are blooming on the front foot, dear sir
00:39:27Ipak bhai also has a habit, as soon as the film schedule is over, he goes to the salon and gets all his hair cut.
00:39:36all?
00:39:37You do such a good job Deepak bhai, why do you get your hair cut, what are you scared of, look, the one who catches you can catch you even by the collar
00:39:43Why do you get your hair twisted? It is true that it was a bit of a transformation for me. I mean, for a while I feel like I am living in the same character and that something or the other is changing.
00:39:54Feeling, reeling, all such things, if you adopt them, then if you stay in the same, then friend you feel that it will go from the previous set to the next, from the next to the next
00:40:02You are also alive in the hope that someday hair will come from here
00:40:05Well, you know, Sanje Bhai na, he is very much in love with Ajey Sir, this I think must be their fifteenth film, they have done probably 14-15 films together, so he has opened his office in your house or you live in his office, he loves you very much.
00:40:35His proficiency would be bigger than yours, you would find vegetables in his car, some black and yellow man is driving in the back, he was there to catch Guru ji from the Himalayas, he kept him at his house for four years, and he came after taking off his clothes
00:41:05If he also loves you, then it is a good thing, you should keep such books with you, how long will you keep hearing this, that movie became a hit, he did business worth so much, he is like this, that actor is like this, these are some TD things which you are not able to hear,
00:41:35You get life, our country is also like this, there are Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs, Hisais all, and our film is also like this, Mada aa jaaga jaaga, this is the philosophy of Guru sahab, first of all Allah is the light, words of nature, everything is created from one light
00:42:05Where does this Darmuler lead from?
00:42:33Shidu saheb you have proved that if a person takes a good diet and exercises from time to time then it shows results even at this age
00:42:45If you don't know, hey, everybody outside is shouting and screaming that Sidhu sahab has given birth to twins.
00:43:04If you are not coming with them, this San Af Sardar To Aje Devganji's movie is coming, the movie is in theaters
00:43:26I came to ask you about the dosage
00:43:34bring it back if what are you playing it hasn't happened
00:43:44Alone, Alone, Alone, go, give me hair, I have come after us, why are you shouting at them, it is you who is wrong.
00:43:55I had brought information here, we look so childish if we do such things, you know all these big people are sitting here, I made a mistake, Ajay Sahab a father told you about his son's mistake
00:44:14After spreading the skirt he apologizes that now this skirt is much smaller than before so don't spread it I have brought another skirt to spread now this father asks for it after seeing this
00:44:36How amazing is this papa of mine, this one has gone beyond Khati, papa's skill of showing skirt and spreading and
00:44:48hey sir this is fake funny and hot this is about parking planes today time father comes on report
00:44:58Kape Lalen hey why is he getting so involved in it he wants to impress Murunal he says bhaiya
00:45:09You are a very smart person, you are a simple man, so you cannot hit a direct line, that is why you hit a funny line, he knows that girls like witty boys a lot
00:45:25The liking for boys has arisen again Ronal ji, you will be very happy to know that Vitti and I have a very old relationship, in childhood I used to play a lot with Vitti, you have grown so much.
00:45:55I did not tell me that Baba is humping, no son he is sucking, no son he is sucking, it is a goblet from everywhere, no, he has kept it sharp
00:46:22I don't know you, you have to read my article, people like you have to wait
00:46:30What is the matter?
00:46:31Jelise's Liwamb's script in the film Watab
00:46:35Geever Trezy Youskpir
00:46:39We the people have jealousy
00:46:41Made a film on the people of Punjab. And Ajay Sarm
00:46:48You did not take us as your film stars
00:46:50That's what I'm saying, my father
00:46:52Made a film on Punjab but did not take us
00:46:55it is not taken for this reason
00:46:59Wherever you go he keeps screaming
00:47:02Recently he apologized for Idli in a movie and told the people that if anyone eats my Idli then I will bite him with dough.
00:47:13This Ajay saheb becomes very violent for food, he is so fond of eating, he even wants to get married so that he can drink turmeric milk on the wedding night and eat dates with it, dates are of no use, is there any truth in this?
00:47:43Baba, maybe you are forgetting, I am no longer your little Guglu, I have grown up now, Baba, my son has grown up, Baba, love you my child, love you Baba,
00:48:00Ajay sahab, we don't even realize when kids grow up these days. It was only yesterday that he was sitting on the bed and licking his hands. Baba, he was our kitten.
00:48:20Everyone's father is making fun of me, don't cry my child, don't cry, then why do you take tension, I am your father, tell me what will you drink, I will ask Kapil to get it, tell me what will you drink, tell me what will you drink, tell me what will you drink, tell me whatā¦
00:48:50A film has been made on Punjab, please order a Punjabi dish, Kapil, a lusty one is fine for this and for me a hazelnut caramel makhiya you must have
00:49:07By telling about Punjab, you yourself are ordering foreign items, Punjabi people live abroad too, I have ordered as per the Canadians, now what do you care whether I should drink mother's auto or sit in father's auto, now stop playing political games
00:49:37Eighty-eight will play with you, Abeja, after me all this would not have come into existence, the one who would play with me, it did not happen later but it could have happened before, you have called that person in front of whom you cannot even utter a word, your pussy
00:50:07My father was burnt by the fire!
00:50:22Babuji!
00:50:25when am I here?
00:50:27Wow brother!
00:50:29Brother, I heard that the Pudtar officers have come here
00:50:32Sub-Inspector
00:50:33in our time son
00:50:34The subster used to say
00:50:36How could the one who carried the letter have pigeons
00:50:38And the one who used to hit the whistle, how did he get the cooker
00:50:42this is it
00:50:43These things will keep happening Bavji, but do the work you have come for
00:50:46oh yes
00:50:47First trouble him, the one who is your father, he is said to be a devil, he has gone away father, now if he has the courage then he should come in front, he will not come like this, I call him
00:50:58I know the way to call, it has been a long time since the beginning, the fire was burning, for the fire, I did not raid the place, it is today, Shani, no, papa
00:51:06today today today no papa
00:51:12I said to him, 'Bhaiya, come here, father, come'
00:51:20Today I came, there was no problem, nothing came, once I even called Poppy who gives light and called him, because I am not sure
00:51:30I said to him, 'Vari Barsi Khad Gaya ji, Pigeon for Khad, come in front, O, give the sun a son, O,
00:51:37Saaji, due respect, he didn't come to Surat because you said so, that chariot moves round and round, Bao ji, that's why he came,
00:51:48You think I am naive, Gomti is dirty, I don't know, if Bao Ja
00:52:09This is what science wants, I have created this, science has created this,
00:52:14But you see, I respect sense a lot because we have been drinking the milk of sense since childhood.
00:52:20You people must have also thought what is the point of drinking beer in front of senses
00:52:27do you have any chew on it
00:52:31Look Respect Bao Ji, your thinking is very narrow Bao Ji
00:52:37Well even in this era I gave you the freedom to wear skirts and you are saying that my thinking is narrow
00:52:44Well you guys have come, well your movie is releasing, Aje Jev Gana ji, I also know that you have produced this movie
00:52:58I will tell you a way to save money in films. If you start shooting at 11 o'clock, you will save money on breakfast.
00:53:08What a surprise Lydia has given Bao Ji, I would say you do one thing, schedule the shooting of the film at four o'clock, you will save money for both breakfast and launch
00:53:17Hey, if you want to do it like this then I would say keep the shooting at 11 in the night, then you will save money for breakfast, launch and dinner, Bao ji
00:53:24I say you will save money for that day
00:53:30And next day when you schedule the shooting then keep it at 11 o'clock so that money for breakfast of the next day is saved. Why 11, I would say keep it at 4 o'clock. Save money for lunch as well, Babuji. I would say keep it at night as well so that money for tinner is also saved.
00:54:00There was some film, that film is a film, Babuji, I will not like it, Sidhuji, it is a disease, hey, I know this Santa, keep it safe, you go and see, Babuji, that film was stopped, it is not a wonder, it is a big deal,
00:54:30What are you doing, let me do one thing, I will signal you guys to put the gas pincher, which one is it, one minute, if it does not come maji sitly then which one is it, give up, give up, it is adrishyam
00:54:56How can this be visible for a minute, hey, I am thinking where to hide the corpse, so this game has to be played like this, come now and get the gas from me and sell it, Adhyay that the people come, Adhyay that the people come, Maji Satli Singh has become visible, this is
00:55:26So which movie is this givap givap givap this was athi when will you go I am sitting at home athi I am going to go I am tensed when will you go
00:55:36When will you go I will do something okay ok ok this Adhamaji Satli Singham no Adhi when will you go no givaap givaap givaap givaap gimat wala
00:56:06How dare this director is, he is wondering why I made this
00:56:10You see Boji, Deepak ji, you gave me a film
00:56:21you have grown up aaza i am coming bab ji ok ready bab ji daddy this this
00:56:34Darshyam Adhili when will you go, one wala na aaran je vav if maji sadurij na
00:56:56And no, I am going to give the hint to you only, father.
00:57:04It's done, it's done, you have heard my earlier hint, what should I do, look guru, in cricket, when someone scores 200 or 100, then everyone stands up and claps, I give you a standing ovation for this performance, Oye Shandiya
00:57:34Do you have affordable locks and you need a good quality locks, this is my team for you
00:57:47Samira
00:57:49Ajay before you guys go,
00:57:51it was so much fun having you all over here
00:57:54but Ajay, this time, you just didn't laugh.
00:57:56you made us laugh
00:57:58Actually
00:57:58Really
00:58:01So that means our show be a good thing
00:58:05But how did you enjoy the show?
00:58:06it's always fun coming here
00:58:07I mean I feel so comfortable
00:58:09You know, I can be free
00:58:11Yeah
00:58:12I love the way the whole thing is
00:58:14thank you
00:58:14This guy's getting funnier and funnier
00:58:16When it is so much fun talking to you, just imagine how much fun it will be when you see him on the big screen
00:58:32And friends, that's all for today. We will meet again next Saturday with some new guests. Until then keep watching The Great Indian Capriso. Every Friday, our family will grow. Only and Netflix. Gut Night Shiba. Khair, Good Night, Thank you.
00:59:02So I thought you should call all four of them together, if Kamya had agreed then there would have been a loss of crores
00:59:17Come here, there will be some checking, you are not going to fuck, we do not fuck Salman Khan from a distance, you come, let us interview such a personality whom the big governments of our country could not interview, let us talk to Rajshmani from up close.
00:59:47Why has this droppings fallen on you? Is it of a pigeon or a bird? I am not an expert enough to tell whether it is male or female.
00:59:57Well Saurabh Bhai, you never ask such questions, there is a fear of getting beaten up, although there is a team of people sitting behind them, they can do it, how do you ask Sandesh such questions, if you threaten me then the camera has also gone on, I know I have to face the camera
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