- 7/24/2025
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00:00Just help, you know? We've got everything unlocked.
00:01Oh, it's like he puts his pants back on.
00:03Okay, fine, but there's something nonsense. I'm not dealing with it.
00:05Oh, what's... Oh, they're arguing again.
00:07Ian, stay on my arms!
00:09It looks like they got Ian under control, so let's check out their nursery and see what they got.
00:12All right, here, babe. Let me grab it.
00:14Here you go, and...
00:15Oh! Okay. Is everything okay, y'all?
00:18Zane, put me down!
00:19It's fine.
00:20Children, children. The babies aren't here yet. Let's have breakout.
00:22Wait, what is...
00:24Oh! What's that? What do I do?
00:26What is happening to me? I'm doing it, too!
00:28Staff, would you not kick dogs this server?
00:31I don't know. Oh, Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!
00:32Okay, don't stand in front of... Ian, don't stand in front of me, please.
00:36Aaron!
00:37This is so cool!
00:39Zane, do something!
00:41I don't know what Zane can really do.
00:43Gladly, Ian. Careful. Don't kick me, Ian.
00:45Zane!
00:46Oh, no.
00:50Sorry, not sorry!
00:52Yes, yes, yes!
00:53Hey, Zane, come here!
00:54Stop!
00:56Jeez.
00:56Stop! We get these powers!
00:58You can't just abuse them like that!
01:00What?
01:00Aw! Come on!
01:02No, Ian!
01:04That is it!
01:05You are the worst mom ever!
01:07All right, let's not get Stabby.
01:08He's got a baby.
01:09So how about we put the sword away for a moment?
01:11Yeah!
01:12You wouldn't want to hurt the baby!
01:14No, I just want to hurt you!
01:15All right, you might want to try being nicer, Ian.
01:17Remember, that baby's not going to be in there forever.
01:21Oh, wait.
01:22Presents?
01:23Oh!
01:24Aw!
01:24What?
01:25What are we going to do?
01:26Oh, you're welcome, but also I didn't.
01:29Wait, you didn't what?
01:29Wait, you're welcome for what?
01:31Oh, great.
01:32You mean someone just set a bunch of babies loose,
01:34and now they're going to infest the whole home?
01:36Oh, look at that!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39The baby shower!
01:40Oh, my gosh.
01:40Yes!
01:41Look at that baby!
01:42They're so cute!
01:43Okay, um, here.
01:45Oh, got him, got him, got him!
01:47Oh, there we go.
01:48All right, here, we got to get ready, okay?
01:50Yeah.
01:50Let's see.
01:51Okay, um, yeah.
01:53Oh, there was one of them.
01:54Come on, Ian!
01:54Here we go.
01:55Uh, I'll lift you up.
01:57You're actually helping for once?
01:59Wait, are you just trying to get out playing the minigame?
02:01No, no, I'm not.
02:02Oh, okay.
02:04Ian, stop me!
02:05Come on, Ian, you gotta do it for your baby, too.
02:07I mean, Zane KC's baby, you know?
02:09We're in this together, all right?
02:10Oh, here we go.
02:12I'm trying!
02:13Okay, um, here we go, and I'll get that one, and this one, and this one, and there.
02:20You just, did that, did that work?
02:23Ooh, glad that's over.
02:25Well, it's over for now.
02:26Um, we need to find Aaron and Zane, see where they went off to.
02:30What?
02:31Why?
02:32Maybe his house?
02:32Yeah, I literally saw him flying in that direction.
02:35Aaron's in that direction, too.
02:36So we should go see what's going on.
02:38We need help.
02:38I need help, at least.
02:40Do we have to?
02:41Yeah, you kicked him, okay?
02:42You need to help us find him.
02:43Okay, I guess.
02:44Come on, let's go.
02:45Come on, let's go.
02:48Oh, I don't want to walk.
02:50Why did you do this to me, KC?
02:51It's not my fault.
02:52It's yours.
02:54Yeah, you did grab the pendant when you weren't supposed to.
02:56You do that a lot.
02:57We just need a little bit of patience right now, okay?
02:59We just need a little bit of patience right now, okay?
02:59I want it now.
03:01You did this to yourself, Ian.
03:03What do we do?
03:03Stress isn't good for the baby.
03:05This is also Minecraft, baby, so I don't know if, like, this is going to work the same way.
03:08But, yeah, stress is not good.
03:10You're right.
03:10No, you're glowing.
03:11Oh, thank you.
03:13No, Emma, you're glowing.
03:15Like, actually...
03:16Wait, wait, wait.
03:16Like, what do you mean?
03:17Oh, I'm shiny.
03:19Am I turning into gold?
03:20What's happening?
03:21KC, take a step back, please.
03:22Take a step back.
03:23I don't want to kick you.
03:24I don't want anybody to get kicked, okay?
03:27Oh, oh, oh.
03:29Glowing lasers.
03:30This is awesome.
03:33All right.
03:34KC, just be careful, please.
03:37Sorry.
03:37Sorry.
03:37Uh, okay, did not mean to do that, Dan.
03:39I forgot, uh...
03:40Oh, Zane.
03:43I hope you don't mind if I do a little re-dangering.
03:44Oh, no.
03:45KC, KC, you need a...
03:46You need tea.
03:48Wait, KC, uh, okay.
03:49Wait, uh, Admiral, I'm...
03:50No, no, we need calling tea, like, camomile melee.
03:54Oh, oh, okay.
03:55Make a camomile melee.
03:56Um, oh, okay.
03:57Come here, now.
03:59Uh, what the...
04:00Uh-huh.
04:01Um, okay.
04:02Wait.
04:03Oh.
04:03Wait.
04:04Uh, um...
04:05Yeah, I got that one, too.
04:06Uh, maybe you make it like this.
04:08Okay, and then...
04:10Uh, I'm trying to look at that bottle and it exploded.
04:12Okay, there you go.
04:13Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:14Camomile melee.
04:15Oh, I see splash motion.
04:16Yes.
04:17Ow, ow.
04:18Got it.
04:18Ian.
04:19Ian, this way.
04:20Come on.
04:20Sorry, I'm pregnant.
04:22Oh.
04:22You're never going to get me to drink, Dan.
04:24This is way better than TNT.
04:25There.
04:27Did it.
04:27Oh.
04:28We're done.
04:28We're not glowing.
04:29We're not exploding.
04:30Okay, we did.
04:31Oh, you know what?
04:31That wasn't so bad, actually.
04:32I kind of like that tea.
04:33You got more?
04:34You can taste it.
04:36Okay, I don't think we can move far.
04:38Oh, hello, babe.
04:38You're not going to kick me again, are you?
04:40Hey.
04:41We've endured blistering cold, scorching deserts.
04:43We climbed to the highest rooms in the tallest towers.
04:46But enough of him.
04:47What's going on?
04:48What did we miss?
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:50There was a lot.
04:51Like, a lot, a lot, a lot of damage.
04:52Can you believe Aphmau did so much?
04:55I mean, you can't see it right now.
04:56What?
04:56It's so much over there.
04:58This is all you.
04:58I didn't do the damage.
04:59Yes, you did.
05:00He's blaming me.
05:01Oh, so Yen, you did all this, huh?
05:02Yen.
05:03No.
05:04No?
05:05No, is that the final answer?
05:06Yen.
05:06No.
05:07It's him.
05:08Hit him again.
05:08Wait, wait, Zane, Zane.
05:09I can't hit him because he's pregnant, but it's your baby.
05:11It's Yen.
05:12No way.
05:13All right, Bubble Boy.
05:14You're not doing anything else.
05:15Bubble Boy, I'll show you.
05:16All right, Jusie, it's your baby mama.
05:17What do you want to do?
05:18I wish I had that sooner.
05:19Maybe we can finally actually chill and start focusing on...
05:23Aphmau, I think I'm going baby crazy.
05:25What?
05:25What's wrong?
05:27There's a store going on.
05:28Well, no, I see it too.
05:30I don't think it's just you.
05:30Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
05:31I can't take care of this.
05:32Are you sure that's not even a stork?
05:34It just looks like a normal bird.
05:35Guys, guys, it's just a stork.
05:37Sting attack!
05:37Whoa!
05:38Huh?
05:39Okay.
05:40Ooh, a shopping spree.
05:42Erin, I think you're going to have to buy everything for me.
05:44What is happening?
05:46That's what you're going to have to do.
05:46I can't get out.
05:47Oh, it's like normal, right, Jess?
05:49Oh, what the heck?
05:49You're not making me shop.
05:50Ian, this is the final thing, okay?
05:52I think after this, we're not going to stop being pregnant yet.
05:54How do you know?
05:55Huh?
05:56I mean, Erin, I did, like, do this on it and everything.
06:00What do you hate me?
06:02Just grab the items on the list, okay?
06:04Just move.
06:05Baby Bottle, Teddy Bear, Baby Formula.
06:06All right, got it.
06:06Memorized, let's go.
06:07The final list there, it says a goldfish crossbow.
06:09Got it, baby bottle, done.
06:10A crossbow?
06:11That's really on the list?
06:12Hey, sorry about this, Aph.
06:14What are you doing?
06:15What are you doing, Aph?
06:17Go back up, Gane.
06:18Sorry, sorry.
06:19Ian, get out of here.
06:20Oh, stop, stop.
06:22Just keep going, keep going.
06:23Get me down.
06:25Get me down.
06:25Erin, Erin, do you want more?
06:27Come on, hurry up.
06:27Come on, Ian.
06:28It's serious.
06:29What are you doing?
06:29I'm sorry, now, what do we do?
06:31What do we do?
06:31What do we do?
06:31Whoa.
06:32Huh?
06:33Okay, we're back.
06:35Wait, storks.
06:36I think that's the time the baby's coming.
06:38Very close.
06:38How do you even know that?
06:39How can you?
06:40Why?
06:41What the bird would do?
06:42I've got this trial key.
06:42If it opens vaults, then maybe it should work.
06:44No, no, no, no, no.
06:45You're not using a key on our baby here.
06:47It is worth a shot.
06:48Are you insane?
06:49Look, that is not worth a shot, okay?
06:53No, no, no, no, stay in there, stay in there.
06:56Go to your room.
06:57Wait, wait, wait.
06:57Is it actually happening?
06:58Is it actually happening?
06:59See, we did it.
07:00See, hey, I told you the key was worth.
07:01The key did nothing.
07:02Huh?
07:04Oh, the baby.
07:05The baby.
07:06Oh, I'm so tiny.
07:10Oh, what do we give her a sword?
07:11Oh, the baby.
07:12So squishy.
07:13Squish it.
07:14Oh, do not squish it.
07:15Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:16What are we going to name it?
07:17Oh, no, no.
07:18Huh?
07:19Wait, wait, what happened?
07:20What?
07:21What's wrong?
07:22Oh, my God.
07:23He wouldn't.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:24He ate the baby.
07:25Oh, Ian and the baby are gone.
07:26What?
07:26Oh, wait, yeah, that's right there.
07:27Who is right here?
07:28What happened?
07:30He got attached.
07:31And now he wants to be a dad.
07:35Get over here.
07:36Casey, wait a minute.
07:37I don't remember all the birds are going to get her.
07:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:39Casey, I think they're innocent.
07:40Oh, the birds.
07:42Where is he?
07:43Get me back, my baby.
07:44Calm down.
07:45Calm down.
07:45I get you upset.
07:46But we need to actually think this out.
07:47This could be Ian pulling a prank again, okay?
07:49I'll just stand back.
07:51I got this, all right.
07:52Hey, Casey, sweetie, let's not hit the innocent creatures, okay?
07:56Uh-huh.
07:57Dude, she is not listening to Ian.
07:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
08:01She's murdering all the birds.
08:02You can see the place, Ian, while I deal with this to try to cover down.
08:04Oh, wait, not a problem.
08:05These days, I always keep a track on Ian.
08:06I just need to go activate it.
08:08Oh, but baby, daddy will be right back.
08:09He just needs to find your idiot of an uncle.
08:11Thank you, daddy.
08:11Bye.
08:12All right, all right, I'll be back.
08:13All right, I think Ian probably ran back to his house.
08:17Huh?
08:17My baby, my baby.
08:18Oh, wow, she grew up fast.
08:20Hi, baby.
08:21Hello.
08:22Wait, wait.
08:23If mine grew up, that means yours grew up.
08:27We've got to give it back.
08:27Come on.
08:28Give it back, our baby.
08:29It'll be fine.
08:30It'll be fine, right?
08:31Hang on, wait until he gets a piece of me.
08:32Get him.
08:34Oh, my goodness.
08:36Um, probably not the greatest rush in.
08:38There's traps.
08:39We can't go in there.
08:40Um, let's go around this way.
08:43I don't think he thought about that.
08:45Okay, let's be moving.
08:46Let's go up here.
08:48Ian, you're getting real sick and tired, dude.
08:50Where's the child?
08:51You don't know and I don't care.
08:53All right, guys, I hate to say this, but I think he may be.
08:55Ian, give me back my baby now.
08:57I don't know where the baby is.
08:58Check a box or something.
08:59I'm just glad to not be back anymore.
09:00Oh, boy.
09:02There's the baby.
09:03This is Pitsqueak-Othony.
09:04Oh, God.
09:09I'm out of here.
09:10Okay, got him.
09:10You're a terrible influence.
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