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Three men stood on one knee before Grace, proposing marriage. She smiled and took rings from them one by one. And every time she put the jewel on her finger, she could see the future that awaited her with each man. After dismissing two of them, she looked at the nerdy guy.
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00:00Marry me.
00:25I'll see you again!
00:27I'll never marry you! Leave my house!
00:36You...
00:39You'll regret this.
00:54What the hell, Oscar?
00:58What did you thought?
01:00That such a hot guy like me would be only yours?
01:05So naive.
01:09No.
01:11What?
01:12I'll never be with you!
01:18You know what?
01:19I got a thousand girls like you waiting up there in the line.
01:24I'll see you around, babe.
01:28I...
01:31I love you deeply.
01:33But unfortunately, this is all I can offer right now.
01:37You can't even imagine how happy you made me when you agreed to marry me three years ago.
01:47Look, honey.
01:48All these years, you've been by my side, supporting me.
01:49And I dreamed of giving you a ring worthy of someone like you.
01:50And I find I can't do it.
01:51And I find I can't do it.
01:52I can't do it.
01:53You can't even imagine how happy you made me when you agreed to marry me three years ago.
01:57Look, honey, all these years, you've been by my side, supporting me.
01:58And I dreamed of giving you a ring worthy of someone like you.
02:00And I find I can't do it.
02:01And I find I can't do it.
02:02You can take it out.
02:07I don't care what kind of ring it is.
02:10What matters, I said.
02:11I don't care what kind of ring it is.
02:12What matters, I said.
02:13And I find I can't do it.
02:15You've been by my side all these years, too.
02:43I love you.
02:44I love you, too.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:46There he is.
02:47Stop!
02:48Stop!
02:49Don't you move.
02:50Police.
02:51Oh, good day, officers.
02:52How can I help you?
02:53Search him.
02:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:55I like it, but it's actually against the law.
03:02I don't have anything.
03:04It's clear.
03:05See, I don't have anything.
03:06It's clear.
03:07Yeah, see, I don't have anything.
03:08So where's the money?
03:09I have it on my bank account.
03:10We're playing, Tom.
03:11You're playing, Tom.
03:12You're very rude.
03:13But I don't understand what you're talking about.
03:14So why would you run from us?
03:15Hmm?
03:16I didn't run from you, actually.
03:17I was just in hard to get to the store.
03:18And that's it.
03:19Anything else, boys?
03:20We'll remember you.
03:21Oh, I'll remember you, too.
03:22Oh, I'll remember you, too.
03:23Oh, I'll remember you, too.
03:24Oh, I'll remember you.
03:25Oh, I'll remember you, too.
03:27Sweetie.
03:28Have a nice day, officers.
03:29Dates.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Oh, I was just...
03:35I...
03:36I had to say it's worse.
03:37I don't understand what you're talking about.
03:38I don't understand what you're talking about.
03:39So why would you run from us?
03:40Hmm?
03:41I did run from you, actually.
03:42I was just in hard to get to the store.
03:44And that's it.
03:45Anything else, boys?
03:46We'll remember you.
03:47Oooh.
03:48I'll remember you, too.
03:49Sweetie.
03:52Have a nice day, officers!
03:55Dates.
03:56It can't be.
04:16Sorry.
04:26Hey, sir.
04:31What are you doing?
04:33I'll give it back to you.
04:34Just wait.
04:35Sir, I'm going to scream.
04:41Where is the money?
04:43Sir, I...
04:44Where is the money?
04:46I don't know.
04:48Don't act innocent.
04:49My money was in that jacket.
04:51I don't understand, sir.
04:52So I'm counting to three.
04:53One, two...
04:56Hey, sweetheart.
04:59Guess what?
04:59Guess what?
05:00Guess what?
05:00I just found 3,000 bucks in a jacket.
05:06Someone missed.
05:07I picked on.
05:09Oh.
05:11It was my mistake.
05:13I apologize.
05:16Just get it.
05:17Come down.
05:18Forget about it, okay?
05:20You didn't see me.
05:22Good girl.
05:23No, no, no, no, no.
05:27Listen, listen.
05:28Yeah, just a regular jacket on a hanger.
05:32Yeah, lucky me.
05:34Reserve a table for us.
05:37What the...
05:38For God's sake.
05:39Oh!
05:40What are you doing, huh?
05:41So now I'm sorry.
05:42What are you doing?
05:43What are you doing, huh?
05:44Officer Turner, you're under arrest.
05:46For God's sake.
05:47Oh, God.
05:48Here.
05:48Oh.
05:50Money.
05:50Collect.
05:51But, ma'am, I'm just following it in the...
05:55This is physical evidence.
05:57Should I arrest you too?
05:58Oh.
05:59Thank you for cooperation.
06:01Move.
06:02What a day.
06:02What a day.
06:02Maybe we can make a deal.
06:24Listen, I didn't mean any harm.
06:27My child needs money for medical treatment.
06:34Please consider my situation.
06:36You really cracked me up.
06:43Thanks.
06:44What?
06:45Come on, open the glove compartment.
06:55What is this?
06:56Relax, I'm not a cop.
06:57I just wanted to have some fun with you, you know?
07:07And I really have to give you credit.
07:09You're a top class, Condrell.
07:11No, really, I rarely meet people like you.
07:14Oh, is this a compliment?
07:15Should I thank you or what?
07:16No need.
07:18I have an offer for you.
07:19I can grant you three wishes.
07:23Any wish you want.
07:24Three wishes?
07:25Now I get why I need these handcuffs.
07:29I'm serious.
07:31Three real wishes.
07:33Go to hell.
07:35Hey.
07:37Hey.
07:39Hello?
07:41Hey, come back.
07:43Oh, what?
07:45What?
07:47That was, that was really harsh.
07:51Why did you do that?
07:53Well, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
07:55I'm sorry, I didn't know.
07:56What didn't you know?
07:57I told you three wishes.
08:00So, um, I didn't think.
08:02Wait, what?
08:03Three, right?
08:04No, buddy, you have only one wish left.
08:07You send me back and forth, that's two wishes.
08:10But that's not fair.
08:11I didn't know.
08:12What didn't you know?
08:13One wish.
08:15One wish.
08:16Then I need my money back.
08:20Oh, no, buddy, you have to think better.
08:21Hey.
08:22Get out, Omega.
08:23What?
08:23Get out.
08:24But how will I find you?
08:25I'll find you.
08:30What a life.
08:35Enjoy your meal, sir.
08:37Oh, thank you so much, sir.
08:40Have a nice day.
08:41Stop.
08:48Have you taken a bite yet?
08:50Uh, no.
08:51Give it back to me.
08:53You gave me fake money.
08:56Oh.
08:57That can't be.
08:59It's clearly from the souvenir shop.
09:01Oh.
09:02Wow.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:04Listen, I'm sorry.
09:06I'm blind.
09:07I'm not eating myself.
09:10My child hasn't eaten in a few days, and that's the thing, you know.
09:14That's it.
09:20Oh, thank you.
09:25Wait.
09:26How did you?
09:28You're not blind.
09:30You're just a scammer.
09:31Give it back.
09:32I'm calling the police.
09:33Hey, hey, hey.
09:34Can you give me on credit?
09:36Sure I could, but not to scammers like you.
09:38I'm calling.
09:39No.
09:39There's no need.
09:41Keep your hot dog.
09:45What a life.
09:46Well?
09:48Have you decided?
09:50What?
09:51Where have you been?
09:53All this time.
09:54Well, I decided to give you some time to think.
09:57Do you have any idea what I've been through?
09:59Yeah, of course I do.
10:00I've been to jail.
10:02At jail.
10:03Have you ever been to jail?
10:04No, sweetheart.
10:05Only to hell.
10:09That's the worst place ever.
10:11And right now, I don't even have money for a hot dog.
10:14I want this hot dog.
10:15Are you sure that's your last wish?
10:17A hot dog?
10:18No, no, no.
10:19Stop it, okay?
10:20Just stop it.
10:21And the Oscar goes to Chris Watson.
10:30Listen, I want to be the richest person in the world.
10:34Okay?
10:35Seriously?
10:35How about, like, world-based nuclear disarmament?
10:41It's kind of relevant.
10:43Oh, man.
10:44I want to be the richest person in the world.
10:48Grant it.
10:48Sir, sir, sir, stop you.
10:59I'm about to receive a sentence.
11:00The court finds Mr. Watson guilty of tax evasion
11:28and sentences him to 35 years in prison.
11:31What?
11:32For what taxes?
11:34I mean, this is absurd.
11:36You must be mistaken.
11:36I don't even have anything to pay taxes on.
11:39Mr. Watson, you're the richest person in the world
11:41and you haven't paid any taxes.
11:43End of hearing.
11:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:48This is not fair.
11:49This is not fair.
11:50What kind of fight is this?
11:54And I think it's quite fair.

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