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A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00Attaboy, Leo! Let's see some Hustletroid!
00:05Go, Leo! Go, Leo! Go, Leo!
00:08Woo! Yeah!
00:10I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:15I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:19I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:37Ouch!
00:40I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:53You just got pucked, Dora.
00:54But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:06It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:18Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:22I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:34Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
01:43You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:47Idiot!
01:48I'm gonna die a virgin.
01:48If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
01:56Dora Miller,
01:58just tell Leo how you feel.
02:01Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
02:03Dora!
02:19Dora!
02:22Can it wait?
02:24I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:27Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:28I think we would make a great team.
02:32I've been saving myself for you,
02:34and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:38Oh my god!
02:47What did she just say?
02:49She's a virgin!
02:49L-M-A-O!
02:55How sweet.
02:57A pleading little virgin.
02:59Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:05What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:06Ero.
03:11Buty.
03:12Hey.
03:14I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:16It's funny.
03:17Something in the toilet made me think of you,
03:20and then I heard your needy voice.
03:23Can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:27Wait.
03:28I totally can.
03:30but i do love what you've done with your hair
03:35i don't have a mustache
03:40i'll just i'll leave you guys go
03:46and this
03:47it's interesting
03:51women have a choice for they can be appealing
03:59or they can be you
04:01i like this cardigan
04:05so would my great great great grandmother
04:10leo's hot
04:14you're not
04:16leo's rich poor
04:18we're in you're out
04:20repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow
04:24mindy
04:26know your place nerd
04:28in the library
04:30ricking your nose with the other muffins
04:33now you could just uh
04:42finish up with some tears for my followers
04:44what the hell
05:03i'm not expecting money from anyone especially this much
05:06did your towel just fall?
05:20did your towel just fall?
05:33what?
05:33i just need a peek
05:35oh come on it's not that bad
05:40i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy was there
05:44so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin
05:47are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
05:51come on i know you're in there virgin i can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
05:57oh
05:59troy
06:12no virgins here
06:15but you already knew that right?
06:17goodbye ex-boyfriend
06:21thank you
06:30oh
06:32not so fast
06:35lord the ignorer
06:36i saved you
06:37now you won't
06:39big time
06:40no way
06:45guys like you only want one thing
06:48such as?
06:50help passing math
06:51listen
06:53i've got
06:54a really weird tech situation
06:56and i know you're good with that kind of stuff
06:58but it's gotta be kept real secret
06:59if you got a virus from a porn site
07:01that's your own problem
07:02no
07:04no
07:04some stranger's putting money into my account
07:06and
07:06i'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like i'm throwing games
07:09match fixing?
07:13that also sounds super dodgy
07:14i'm not touching it
07:16wait
07:16well
07:17what if we did a deal?
07:21you help me
07:22and i help you get leo
07:25boom
07:26swinging for fifth base in no time
07:28it's a sexual reference
07:31for you
07:32once that's sex
07:34with leo
07:35it's not just sex
07:38i love leo
07:41i've been waiting for him
07:44so do we have a deal?
07:47okay
07:47but
07:48i need to clear something up
07:49fifth base?
07:51i thought it was fourth
07:52you got some work to do
07:55you think i'm a joke?
07:58it's called teasing to her
08:00do you want leo or not?
08:03okay so
08:05you can teach me how to flirt
08:08and
08:08you know
08:09do things
08:11you want me to teach you how to kiss the laugh?
08:16just want to know what leo will expect
08:30i'm not super familiar with this stuff
08:34all right
08:38maybe we should tackle it in order
08:42list it for me
08:44flirting fashion technique
08:45okay so you spent some time thinking about this
08:49all right
08:50flirting skills first
08:52and then boom
08:52fifth base
08:53sounds good
08:54just uh
08:55don't forget about fashion
08:57and we need a deadline
08:58how about the fun reason to dance for the hockey team
09:01you can make a big move there
09:02it's only two weeks away
09:04calm down
09:06you're not that hopeless
09:07we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss taftons
09:10okay
09:11sounds good
09:12my whole life is gonna change
09:16go team
09:17oh turkey
09:20gotcha
09:21dora
09:30just the person i wanted to see
09:32oh shit
09:33i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
09:37you did?
09:40yeah
09:40i was just feeling really insecure because
09:43i really like leo
09:46but i shouldn't have reacted that way
09:50yeah
09:51okay
09:53thanks
09:54did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
09:58you should totally come
09:59all of us lost our beat cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:06totally
10:06what the hell dora do you even live here?
10:28it's so friggin neat
10:30i like things organized
10:31i like things organized
10:31what are you doing?
10:35checking to see if your underwear is color coded
10:38you probably have a mass solution of the week on it
10:42my underwear is none of your business
10:47i mean
10:50it kind of is
10:52if you want my help landing leo
10:55can we
10:57please stop talking about my underwear?
10:59you have such incredible eyes thora
11:13i've never noticed how beautiful they are before
11:30they're just eyes
11:37i have two of them like everyone else
11:41come on dora i was flirting with you
11:45see this is why i need help
11:47why couldn't i see what you were doing?
11:52just
11:53be open to signals
11:55don't be dora the ignorer
11:58can i ignore you?
12:00why would you care?
12:04because you have such beautiful eyes
12:21you're flirting again?
12:24yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
12:28something flirty back
12:29i know i will practice on leo at the party tonight
12:38what you think?
12:39yeah why not
12:42but just remember you still got your training wheels on
12:44don't expect miracles
12:46we'll need to have another flirting lesson
12:56all right
13:00i'll grab us a drink
13:02just
13:04try to be cool
13:10oh my god there's leo
13:11i met me from over there
13:14was i?
13:18and you're awesome
13:20are you?
13:26cool
13:29i'm gonna say that it's cool
13:32okay
13:33yes she does
13:35doesn't she
13:35it is
13:38and i think it is her vagina
13:41it's like a vagina
13:44what the hell do you think you're doing?
13:50we're doing the lube you need
13:53she buys an inventi size tubes
13:55how cute
14:01don't you dare laugh
14:03oh it's about me all of a sudden
14:13what are you seeing her?
14:14seeing her
14:16what does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
14:19she's great
14:24do you know what it'll do
14:27do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is
14:33i think it's kind of sweet
14:34this is just the start you sexless ironing board
14:44get ready for the plan i have
14:46i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
14:58it'll be a day next month
15:07i don't know
15:09dan eonora
15:11ready okay
15:12take my virginity
15:14take my virginity
15:14take my virginity
15:16take my virginity
15:25i don't think i should
15:36i don't think i should
15:38i don't think i should
15:51i'm not usually a crier
15:53you can't let mindy get to you
15:55with a shark
15:56you just need to punch her in the nose
15:58you remind me of my little sister
16:05she a pitiful virgin loser too
16:08i really hope so
16:15it's all gonna be okay
16:17hockey team
16:19everyone loves you
16:22great
16:23and hey that should count for something since i'm apparently so amazing
16:35i said that at the party to mess with mindy
16:41my eyes
16:42because i meant it
16:43i'm
16:45stop crying
16:49it's all gonna be okay
16:53it's easy for you to say
16:56captain of the
16:59i'm just
17:02nora
17:05i happen to think you're pretty
17:08i thought you just
17:11i'm
17:13a thousand and lying to you