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00:00Hey anniversary of XB Gen.
00:02Let's go!
00:03Anniversary XB Gen.
00:06Oy!
00:07Oh!
00:10Ay, that's hot.
00:12Galing ah.
00:14Ah, show timer ah.
00:16Alam niya eh, show timer eh.
00:19Grabe.
00:20Ano ka sa lolong?
00:22Totoo tali na sa lolong ka?
00:23Yes ma, totoo ka.
00:24Kaibigan po ka ni Roro Madrid.
00:25Oh, grobe!
00:26Wow!
00:27Ano roll mo?
00:28Yun nga.
00:29Kaibigan ni Roro ako.
00:30Hindi, anong pangalan mo dun?
00:31Ah si, ako po si ano, si Mekmek.
00:33Mekmek ka si Mekmek?
00:37Oh, galing ka pala umarte eh.
00:39Lupit pala naman po.
00:40Mekmek mo!
00:42Uy!
00:43O kunyari.
00:44Ngek ngek yun.
00:45Ha?
00:46Ngek ngek.
00:47Diba sinasabi pag...
00:48Ngek ngek mo.
00:49Anong ngek?
00:50Pa kinakasar ka.
00:51Hindi ba ngek ngek?
00:53Ano yung ngek?
00:54N1.
00:55Diba sinasabi yan?
00:57Tinuro sa'ka ng bata yun eh.
00:58Pagkinaasar daw ako dati,
01:00because hindi ako marunong mag-Tagalog.
01:02Anong sabi sa'yo?
01:03Ngek ngek mo.
01:06O nga!
01:07Ano ba amoy ni ano?
01:10Wilbert?
01:11Wilbert.
01:12Wilbert.
01:13Amoyin mo nga,
01:14si Wilbert.
01:15Bakit ko amoy?
01:16Amoyin mo lang!
01:17Pwede naman eh.
01:18Yung mukha niya.
01:19Saka alaw nyo ba?
01:20Hindi naman ako choosy.
01:22Don't forget naman ako choosy.
01:23Mukha naman lang siya siyang buki.
01:25Baka lang iniisip niyo choosy ako ha.
01:27Huwag kayong mag-isip ng ganyan.
01:29Kasi ako talaga,
01:30hindi talaga ako choosy na tao eh.
01:32Sige Kimi.
01:33Amoy mo si Mekmek.
01:34Mekmek.
01:35Mekmek.
01:36Mekmek.
01:37Saan mo gusto amoy niyo?
01:38Wow!
01:39Sige ba talaga yung kinyo?
01:40Hey!
01:41Saan mo gusto?
01:42Saan ba yung pinakamabangong parte ng katawan mo?
01:46Siguro doon na lang sa buhok.
01:50Sa buhok daw.
01:51Alika dito.
01:52Totoo ba yan?
01:53Sobrang naman.
01:54Sa'yo ba to?
01:55Sa'yo.
01:56Sa'yo ba binili to?
01:57Kanya yan!
01:58Sobrang lapit naman.
01:59May girlfriend ka ba?
02:01May girlfriend ka?
02:02Wala po eh.
02:03Baka magselo.
02:04Tinggal ka.
02:05Huwag kang mag-alala kasi yung mga girlfriend ko is hanggang 2 weeks na naman.
02:08Mga?
02:09Dami mo namang gawa.
02:10Hanggang ano lang?
02:11Hanggang ilalala?
02:122 weeks lang po.
02:132 weeks lang?
02:14Ay grabe.
02:15Bakit 2 weeks lang?
02:16Pagkakilalo sa nila.
02:17Tapos, pag may cut-off na.
02:19So, next time na naman.
02:21Cut-off?
02:22Ibigay akong cut-off kasi.
02:25May cut-off siya binibigay.
02:26Eh, inaangasan ka nito ni number 1.
02:29Anong masasabi mo?
02:30Ganun ang ganun kanina.
02:31Okay lang po kasi hanggang flex lang naman niya eh.
02:33Katos, sinabi niya kanina, diba?
02:34Ang chocolate, kagang maagwa po yung mga chocolate.
02:37Ito.
02:38Kaya nga choco yung pangalan ko eh kasi chocolate.
02:40Nickname mo, chocolate?
02:41Chocolate po.
02:42Choc.
02:43Choc.
02:44Choc.
02:45Choc.
02:46Choc.
02:47Choc.
02:48Choc.
02:49Choc.
02:50Choc.
02:51Choc.
02:52Bale, papapakala ko talaga.
02:53Nung high school ako, chocolate.
02:54So, abot tumatagang tumatagal, laging choc na lang.
02:57Choc.
02:58Dude, panit siya.
02:59Kaya alam ng mga kaibigan ko, sobrang sweet ko kasi.
03:01Ahhhh.
03:02O sige.
03:03O ito, kanino ka pinakasweet?
03:06Kanino ka pinakasweet?
03:07Sunguro, kung pinakasweet ako, dun ako sa mga tao kong malapit sakin.
03:12Parang si ito.
03:14Parang si Kim, malapit sakin.
03:15Ahhhh.
03:16Kaya sabi ko talaga sa'yo, pag na-inlove ka sakin talaga.
03:21Kim choc.
03:22Kim choc.
03:23Kim choc.
03:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:26Bagay na love team.
03:27Out of my, out of my head.
03:28Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:31Bagay na love team.
03:33Out of my, out of my head.
03:52You

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