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Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 2 Episode 7
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00:00Previously on Star Trek Strange New Worlds
00:27Yoda, you have a textbook case of overwork and exhaustion
00:31You haven't been sleeping
00:32It's been a busy year
00:35You protected the timeline
00:37This is a fourth new road
00:39Your future and mine diverging
00:41Starfleet has regulations for situations like this
00:44Your parents
00:47So don't rain specially
00:49Spock is my friend
00:51I have to take him
00:53It's complicated
00:54Then make it simple
00:56I wish we had more connection
00:58Ensign's Log
01:04Stardate 58460.1
01:06The Cerritos has just entered the orbit of Krolmuth B
01:09Home of the Krolmuth B Portal
01:11One of my all-time favorite portals
01:13We're taking routine portal readings
01:14And making sure the portal area is free of any portal problems
01:17Stop!
01:18How are you so excited for some random portal nobody's ever heard of?
01:21History buffs have
01:22It was discovered by Captain Pike and the original crew of the Enterprise
01:25I mean the second Enterprise, but technically
01:27Yeah, okay, it's gonna be like every other portal
01:29And we're just running scans
01:30Because it might do something
01:31Which it hasn't in 120 years
01:34Yeah, it's due
01:35Can you imagine what it must have been like to be with those old scientists?
01:39I mean, this is as close as we'll get to Spock or Numero Una
01:41Don't call her that
01:42No one called her that
01:43Come on, we're gonna be standing in the same spot as Uhura
01:46That doesn't get you a little excited?
01:48Yeah, Uhura was cool as hell
01:49Probably because she had a life outside of work
01:51You should try it
01:53Okie dokie, who's pumped to scan some Teleron radiation?
01:56Oh, you're excited about this too?
01:58Guys, a broken portal is just a tunnel
02:00I love scanning new things from my collection
02:02Radiation's a super useful form of energy
02:04Ha ha!
02:05Science!
02:06Oh, the bar to excite you guys could not be lower
02:08Pretty great, huh?
02:09Alright, let's just get going
02:10I can- I'll brief you on the way
02:11Wait, you're in charge?
02:13Yep, job of a lifetime
02:14But you think portals are boring
02:16Why would they choose you?
02:17Probably because Ransom knew it would bum me out
02:19Come on, sooner we leave
02:20Sooner you can get in your all-important portal time
02:22Do you think there'll be techions?
02:24I can't wait to measure some freaking techions!
02:27Hmm
02:27Okay, the ancient and active thingy is right over there
02:38Let's go make sure it's still not doing anything
02:41Hey, did you know that this portal was actually discovered by Orions?
02:44Oh, tendy, tendy, tendy, tendy
02:47The Enterprise actually found it
02:49Ooh, ah, no, an Orion science vessel did
02:52My great-grandmother was on it
02:53But I mean, were any Orions even doing science stuff back then?
02:57They weren't all pirates, you know
02:58Somebody had to make the starships
03:00Oh, sorry, sorry
03:01I didn't mean to suggest that
03:02Look, all I'm saying is
03:04Wouldn't that be a historically appropriate career for an Orion to have back then?
03:08Some Orions might surprise you
03:10All right, Boims, I know what Starfleet tells us
03:13And I know you know everything about everything
03:14But let's maybe listen to tendy on this one
03:16Hey, guys, you're not gonna believe this
03:18But I'm picking up traces of Hieronium
03:19Hieronium hasn't been recorded for centuries!
03:22I can't wait to show the guys back in engineering the scan!
03:24Billups is gonna flip!
03:25You know, Starfleet used Hieronium in the original NX class
03:28It's lightweight, it's durable, and it's just the right shade of gray
03:31Yes, yes, we were all there for that fun time at the Starship History Museum
03:35Oh, I bet Spock stood right here
03:37Mr. Boimler, hand me that scanner
03:39Oh, that's great!
03:40Is that your Spock?
03:41Yeah, I've been working on it
03:43Old scientists, old starships
03:44You know, we're here, like, right now
03:46Maybe live in the moment
03:47I know, but sometimes I wish I could've lived back then
03:51Yeah, no thanks
03:51I mean, right now, when I disappoint people, it's no big deal
03:53But back in the past, I'd be disappointing Uhura
03:55Disappointing Uhura would be cool!
03:57I wish I could disappoint Uhura!
03:58No, I wouldn't
03:59What are you talking about?
03:59Oh, I gotta get a picture of this
04:01Hey, Boimler, this way
04:02Give me a Spock pose
04:03Oh, yeah, yeah, okay
04:03Live long and prosper
04:05Uh, guys, the ancient thing is doing your thing
04:10Help! The portal's trying to portal me!
04:15Stop lurching towards it!
04:17Boimler!
04:19Remember me!
04:23Boimler?
04:31You guys look
04:37You guys look
04:37Very realistic
04:41What?
04:49Number one to Enterprise
04:51We might have
04:53A problem
04:54Space
05:00Space
05:00The final frontier
05:04These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
05:09It's five-year mission
05:13To explore strange new worlds
05:16To seek out new life
05:21And new civilizations
05:24And new civilizations
05:24To boldly go
05:27Where no one has gone before
05:29Any clan?
05:37If you have to be obsessed with it
05:37You see, I have to be scared
05:38To see you
05:39All night
05:40или you like
05:41You see, bye
05:42There
05:43Are you
05:44No!
05:47Any time
05:47To see you
05:48Can't see you
05:48A72
05:48Or
05:49A72
05:50To see you
05:51Can't tell you
05:51What is happening
05:51That you
05:52Can't tell you
05:53Yeah
05:53To be
05:55Can't tell you
05:56Can't see you
05:57Can't expect
05:58Yeah
07:28Oh, my God.
07:30So, that means I'm, I'm, hello.
07:33That means I'm really on the, uh, the...
07:36The USS Enterprises.
07:38Um, and, okay, so what's the start date then?
07:42Two-two-nine-one-point-six.
07:44Ah, yes, five digits.
07:47Totally normal date to be living in.
07:49We already know you're from the future, so no need to do whatever it was you're trying to be.
07:53Okay, thank God, because I'm seriously freaking out right now.
07:56I mean, I can't believe that I'm here.
07:58Exactly how far in the future do you hail from, Ensign?
08:00Maybe a hundred and twenty years, give or take.
08:03Well, you don't look a day over a hundred.
08:07Funny, Captain, what's happening?
08:09You should hold on to this.
08:10Don't want you accidentally affecting the timeline for a chance to send you home.
08:15This is my number one, Lieutenant Commander Unich and Riley.
08:18Nice to meet you.
08:20And this is La'an Noonien Singh, our head of security.
08:23If you'll follow me, Ensign.
08:27That was weird.
08:31You don't think he knows something about my future, do you?
08:37No, I'm sure he's just, um...
08:41Huh.
08:41It's a classic S-Com's operating system.
08:46Don't touch the buttons.
08:47No, no, I wasn't, no.
08:48Look, I recognize this future knowledge is so boring, the chances of it changing history are low.
08:53But, let's review temporal protocols regardless, okay?
08:57One, no interfering with past events.
09:01Got it.
09:01Two, no sharing...
09:02No sharing knowledge of the future.
09:04Sure, yes.
09:05Definitely won't happen again.
09:06Worf's honor.
09:08Dang it.
09:08Last, perhaps most important.
09:12Don't make any attachments.
09:14Uh, I'm actually not familiar with that one.
09:17Is that a recent addition?
09:18Well, yeah, no, because it's advice from personal experience.
09:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:24Does that mean, uh...
09:25You've time-traveled too?
09:28A small change here, we won't feel anything.
09:31Yet, it could destroy your future.
09:35Your friends.
09:36Loved ones.
09:41Vinson's log.
09:42Stardate, uh...
09:44The past.
09:46So, I'm waiting.
09:49Not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Um, okay, touching this can't possibly change the future, right?
10:02Whoa.
10:04Breaker.
10:06Whoa!
10:07What are you doing?
10:08Uh, just a, you know, it's a historical saddle, so I'm just appraising it.
10:14Um, yeah.
10:15Right.
10:16Uh, no judgment.
10:17I just need this place to work, so...
10:20Wait a minute, are you, uh...
10:23Are you Uhura?
10:24Yes.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:26This...
10:27I'm sorry, my friend Mariner would be freaking out right now.
10:30Okay, that's...
10:31Very weird, and I would love to unpack that,
10:34but I have an entire ancient language to decipher,
10:37so if you don't mind...
10:39Wow.
10:40You are so work-focused.
10:41Should I not be work-focused?
10:42You know what?
10:43Forget I said anything.
10:44Ensign Boimler, ready to beam you down to the planet.
10:46Report to the transporter immediately.
10:49Mr. Boimler.
10:50I cannot help but notice that you keep staring at us.
10:53Sorry.
10:53Uh, it's just that, um...
10:55You're Spock.
10:57And Mbenga.
10:59And is that a classic TS-122 tricorder?
11:02It's a 120.
11:03Do you mind if...
11:03Can I...
11:04Can I hold it?
11:04Just thank you so much.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:07They never improved on these.
11:08I mean, yeah, they got smaller and more powerful
11:10and arguably less likely to explode, but design-wise...
11:13Explode yourself?
11:14As helpful as this analysis of industrial design is,
11:16why don't you tell us what you were doing when the portal turned on?
11:18Yeah.
11:19So, I was standing, uh, about here,
11:23and Rutherford, he's another ensign, was scanning it,
11:26and he found some traces of heronium.
11:29Probably from here.
11:30Anyway, we took a hollow image with our camera
11:32that emitted radioisotopes, which seemed to set it off,
11:35so I guess it was just dumb luck?
11:38Ha ha ha!
11:41You just, uh...
11:43You just...
11:44laughed?
11:45Yes.
11:46The thought of assigning intelligence to Chen struck me as ridiculous.
11:51Okay.
11:53Does he always laugh?
11:54Or is this new?
11:55It's definitely new.
11:58Pike to Spock, we have a situation here.
12:01Unidentified ship closing in.
12:02Prepare for transport.
12:03On board.
12:05Landing party's back on board.
12:06Tell them to join us on the bridge.
12:08Captain, I think this vessel might be Orion.
12:12Pirates.
12:13Yellow warlord, shield's up.
12:15Your shields are still down, Captain.
12:16Weapons inactive.
12:17Tactical analysis.
12:18Some Orion vessels are specifically designed to full senses.
12:22Perfect timing.
12:23Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
12:33I'm on the bridge.
12:35NCC-1701 dash.
12:38Nothing.
12:39What would come off to the dash?
12:41Huda, hail the Orion vessel.
12:43Mr. Boimler.
12:44Yeah?
12:45Yeah, hey.
12:47Come stand here.
12:48Yes, sir.
12:51Lieutenant Rategas.
12:52You're a war hero.
12:55Uh, no response to hail, sir.
12:57I'm sure that's an Orion ship.
12:58Oh, that's totally an Orion ship.
13:01Classic scout.
13:02I built a model of one in a bottle.
13:04It was a small ship, a big bottle, but still.
13:09Lon, better prepare a full torpedo spread in case.
13:11Wait, wait, wait.
13:12Uh, sorry.
13:13It's just, um, I have reason to believe that's a science vessel.
13:17Do Orions have science vessels?
13:21They're ignoring our hails.
13:22Well, it's kind of considered offensive in my time to assume all Orions are pirates.
13:27There have been multiple reports of Orion pirate activity in this area.
13:30Uh, totally makes sense, given the time period, but what if I happen to know...
13:37Paraphone?
13:38That's a peaceful vessel, sir.
13:41Incoming hail from the Orion ship.
13:43On screen, please.
13:47This is Captain Christopher Pike, USS Enterprise.
13:50Captain Har Karras, of the Orion science vessel, Dvar.
13:54We initially came to this sector to aid a Federation colony.
13:58They reported several run-ins with Orion pirate vessels?
14:02Yeah, that is unfortunate, Captain.
14:05Orion pirates certainly give the rest of us a bad name.
14:08If that's your business, what were you doing in Krulmoth, B?
14:11Routine surveys.
14:12Captain, I'm reading a transporter signal.
14:15The Orions have beamed up the portal.
14:17Captain Cross, care to explain?
14:19I suspect your science officer would be mistaken, Captain.
14:22I'm reading an energy spike emanating from the Orion ship.
14:25I think I might have made a mistake, number one.
14:43You?
14:44You?
14:45Unheard of.
14:46Okay.
14:47I deserve that.
14:48I shouldn't have listened to the Anson.
14:49It's why we lost the portal.
14:50It's just...
14:51rare that we have someone on the ship who's such a...
14:55Fan?
14:56Of you, at least.
14:57He seems completely terrified of me.
15:01He was so excited to see me that for a second it felt like my future wasn't so bad.
15:05I get that, Chris.
15:06But then he goes and alters time.
15:08I feel like I'm trying to stop a toddler from knocking over the furniture.
15:13Where's Mr. Boimler now?
15:19What you got there?
15:20Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:21Um, hey.
15:22Nothing.
15:22Just doing some, uh, warp field mechanics.
15:25Well, as long as you're not borrowing it to input any future knowledge.
15:29No, I don't...
15:30I don't think I did.
15:31Um, let me just, uh...
15:32Relax, I'm just busting your chops.
15:34But seriously, you should probably erase whatever you just did.
15:37Aye, aye.
15:37Yeah.
15:41Um...
15:41So...
15:42How are you feeling?
15:44Has the, uh, uncontrollable vomiting come in yet?
15:47Uh, what?
15:49Oh, chronitone poisoning.
15:50It's really common, but you just want to make sure you're close to a bathroom.
15:55Okay, are you guys both messing with me?
15:57What's happening?
15:57Yeah.
15:58Hey, what's the future like?
15:59Do you have jetpacks or what?
16:01We have jetpacks now.
16:02I know, but like smaller jetpacks.
16:03Why don't you both tell me what life is like on the Enterprise?
16:06I mean, is it just like non-stop excitement?
16:10Meeting all these aliens who are still actually, you know, aliens?
16:16Guess you're pretty used to seeing aliens in the future?
16:19Well, yeah, but this, right now, this, this is the golden age of exploration.
16:26And you guys get to actually live it.
16:30I mean, I'm jealous.
16:33So, where's Neota?
16:35What do you think?
16:35Working.
16:36Yeah.
16:37The tracks.
16:37I couldn't even get her to come to movie night.
16:39Oh, if you're around on Friday, you should come.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Uh, is that something you're doing for Captain Pike's birthday?
16:46It's his birthday on Friday?
16:47How do you know his birthday?
16:49Well, I mean, in the future, his birthday's a holiday.
16:51Crap!
16:53Crap!
16:53Crap!
16:54Please, please do not tell La'Anne I said anything.
16:57How's throwing the captain a party going to ruin the future?
16:59Well, it could in several ways.
17:01Should we?
17:02Throw Pike a party.
17:03I like it.
17:05Good idea.
17:06I will give you all the credit for it.
17:08Please don't.
17:08Don't put my name on anything.
17:09So much credit.
17:11I have to go.
17:13Watch out for those chronitons.
17:14Okay.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Yeah.
17:29Whoa.
17:31Nurse Chapel?
17:32Nurse Chapel, hi.
17:35Um, I need to talk to you about Spock.
17:37Spock?
17:38Uh, what about him?
17:39Well, he's, uh, acting different, and I'm afraid it's because I did something that broke
17:45him.
17:45Medical.
17:47Um, what do you mean different?
17:49All I know is where I come from, he is legendary for never smiling, laughing, definitely no joking,
17:55and that Spock goes on to do really important things that I very much need to have not messed
18:01up.
18:01Are you really sure you should be telling me this stuff?
18:03No, but I'm, I'm worried because I made Spock laugh.
18:09And I keep wondering, is that a butterfly effect?
18:13Because the Spock I know shouldn't have done that.
18:15Maybe he's just going through a thing, you know?
18:20Like, having fun.
18:21I know, but I've read every single book about Spock, and they, they mention his upbringing
18:26on Vulcan, his pets a lot, his relationship with his mom and his dad, but nothing about
18:30a happy, smiley, jokey guy period.
18:31Stop, stop, stop, stop.
18:32None of this is your fault, okay?
18:33Spock was acting like this before you arrived.
18:35Oh, thank God.
18:36God.
18:37Okay.
18:38So this is what?
18:39This is just like a phase?
18:40And, and he'll get over it and back to his, like, serious, real self soon?
18:44Oh, you're the one who's been influencing him, not me.
18:55I, I, I shouldn't have said anything.
18:57No, it's, it's, it's fine.
19:01I never assumed that I would get to influence him forever anyway.
19:10I don't even want that.
19:12I, maybe I should, uh, get off the ship sooner, but, before I, uh, yeah.
19:29Run me through it again.
19:30Respectfully, sir, there is nothing to run through.
19:32Given any longer time frame, I might be able to brute force a solution, but as of now, there
19:36is no way to track the Orions.
19:38Uh, I know how to track the Orions.
19:40Didn't we talk about that?
19:42Yes, uh, using future knowledge, yes, I know, I shouldn't, but, um, what if I could use
19:47it and you guys just, uh, don't look?
19:51That's ridiculous.
19:52We can't just not look.
19:56Can we?
20:00Are we sure this is wise?
20:02No, but I'm going with it.
20:03Yeah, future boy did it.
20:09This might be a second.
20:10Our top priority is recovering that portal and sending Ensign Boimler back to his time.
20:19Just want to throw out there that harming an Orion could alter the timeline.
20:22Ensign, we were extremely clear about mentioning any...
20:24Please, sir, one of my friends back home is an Orion.
20:25And you're doing it anyway?
20:26She's a junior science officer in Starfleet and her great-grandmother's on the Devar.
20:31If we hurt them...
20:32They could erase her from existence.
20:33Sir, there has to be a peaceful solution.
20:35And I know diplomacy is one of your many, many strengths.
20:39That in patience, forgiveness, benevolence, really great hair.
20:49Hail the Orions.
20:53Captain, they are charging their work coils.
20:55Lock phasers on their engines, but hold your fire.
20:57Phasers locked and holding.
20:59Time to find out if this really is one of my greatest strengths.
21:03Captain Pike, what a remarkable coincidence running into you here.
21:07We tracked you, Karas.
21:08Why?
21:09We believe you may have accidentally taken an ancient portal.
21:14We need you to put it back.
21:15Is that a threat?
21:16It's a request.
21:17It's hard to really talk with your weapons aimed at our ship.
21:21Lon, stand down phasers.
21:23Standing down.
21:25Now, this portal persuade me to return it.
21:29How would you like to be persuaded?
21:32Give us a moment.
21:35Ideas. Not you.
21:36Fair?
21:37Uh, can you please tell Captain Pike that the Orions weren't traded?
21:40They see it as a sign of respect.
21:41You know I can hear you.
21:42I'm standing right here.
21:43Sorry.
21:44I thought the span of the room would, uh...
21:45Captain.
21:46It appears they are scanning our cargo hold.
21:48They're carrying an extraordinary amount of fritter to Cayley grain, Captain.
21:54Giving it to us would be persuasive.
21:57You got yourself a deal, Captain.
22:08The portal is nearly depleted of Feronium, but I calculate there is enough left for a single trip.
22:14Uh, I know me being here wasn't ideal and potentially reality threatening, but meeting all of you has been one of the greatest experiences of my life.
22:29What's been a...
22:33Unexpected day for all of us, Ensign.
22:36But for the sake of the future, try not to come back.
22:39Oh, hell yeah! I did it!
22:40Mariner, what are you... what are you doing here?
22:41I was...
22:42Oh, hell yeah! I did it!
22:43Mariner, what are you... what are you doing here?
22:44I'm saving you!
22:45No, no, no! We only had enough for a...
22:46One!
22:47...
22:48Oh, hell yeah! I did it!
23:07Mariner, what are you doing here?
23:09I'm saving you?
23:10No, no, no, no, no. We only had enough for one trip.
23:14Oh. Whoa. Wait, Boim's. Did I time travel?
23:21Okay, so is Ahura here? This is amazing.
23:24Wow. You guys are great, but is she here?
23:27All the uniforms.
23:28Piked Enterprise.
23:30Mariner, please.
23:31Five to beam back.
23:33Ooh, ranks on the sleeve. I don't know about that.
23:36You see, he has the old thingy.
23:37Captain's Log Supplemental.
23:45Our problems seem to have doubled.
23:47We started our day with one time traveler, and now we have two, which is... a lot.
23:54Okay, not to be ungrateful, but if you had just waited, like, one more second, we wouldn't be stuck here.
23:58Do you know how worried I was?
23:59You disappeared in a vortex while I was in charge.
24:02For all I knew, you were dead or stuck in a dystopian San Francisco in the middle of a riot.
24:05Did they notice that their references are weirdly specific?
24:08Indeed.
24:10I'm sorry, hold up. Look, I'm gonna keep this, like, 100% profesh, but I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.
24:17Yeah, he's full of surprises.
24:19Like, what? The body, the face, the ears, what?
24:22I realize we're all still reacting to the recent complication, but we also very much need a solution.
24:26One time traveler is a security threat, two is a disaster.
24:30I thought you said they were cool.
24:31They are? This is serious.
24:33Spock, what's going on with Portal?
24:34Still functioning, but without heronium, we cannot activate it.
24:37I am afraid Ensign Mariner depleted the last of the supply.
24:40Well, in my defense, that thing has, like, zero instructions, you know?
24:48And there is no other source of heronium anywhere in the Quadrant?
24:52None. And there hasn't been for over 100 years.
24:54Can't we just cook some up?
24:56You please just knock. I'm sorry.
24:57The Ensign is correct. We could attempt to synthesize heronium ourselves.
25:01Hot Spock agrees with me.
25:02However, we would be putting ourselves in great danger.
25:05If it goes wrong, the blast could take out half the ship, and there is a chance it might not work at all.
25:09That doesn't sound very logical.
25:11We need a second option.
25:13Sorry, that's what you said.
25:14The Ancient Text on the Portal.
25:16The Hora's locked herself in her quarters, working on her translation.
25:18Maybe she'll come up with some answers.
25:19Correct.
25:20Oh, um, you know, I have linguistics experience.
25:22Maybe I could help her.
25:24I really want to say no, but how much more damage could you do at this point? So, go for it.
25:31Was this experience, really?
25:32No, but it's a horror. Don't ruin this for me. I will end your life.
25:35And Boimler should work with Spock, because he took an elective in material synthesis at the Academy.
25:41I mean, you know, for fun.
25:43It's not like Spock needs help from me.
25:46I can use the extra pair of hands, if Mr. Boimler is not afraid of losing one of them.
25:55What the? Spock's smiling now?
25:57He just doesn't, now. Just go with it. It's terrifying.
25:59I don't like him.
26:04Perina. Perina!
26:06What? Why'd you do that?
26:07Oh, okay, don't act like the prospect of working with Spock doesn't tick off some weird box for you.
26:12I already worked with Spock, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to.
26:17Oh, no. No, Boimler, don't tell me you asked him about his slot.
26:21Can you not be such a fanboy for one second?
26:23No, it's just...
26:24I thought that being here would be perfect, but now I just don't want to get stuck here.
26:29Yeah, tough to meet your heroes, huh?
26:31I joined Starfleet so I could be a part of history.
26:34But if they can't find a way to get us back home,
26:35we're gonna have to go live somewhere off the grid where we can't affect history at all.
26:38No, no, no. I'm not living off the grid anywhere. I thrive on the grid.
26:41I require a grid.
26:42Exactly, that's what I said.
26:44What are you...
26:45Oh, uh, hi.
26:48Uh, is something wrong?
26:50Just wondering if everyone from the future looks at me like they know I'm doomed.
26:55Oh, okay.
26:56So that is just Boimler.
26:57He is probably freaked out because you're number one.
27:00I mean, he has a poster of you up in his bunk.
27:02A poster?
27:03You mean, like, a pin-up poster?
27:07It's a poster that is pinned up.
27:10And are we saying the same thing?
27:13You know what? I don't want to know.
27:15Okay.
27:18I don't want to know!
27:21Okay.
27:21I probably shouldn't mention this, but I have always admired you.
27:29Really?
27:30Yeah, I mean, carefree, but also this, like, grade-A super translating space adventurer.
27:37Too much?
27:38Honestly, it's kind of weird you even know me at all.
27:41Girl, everybody knows you.
27:43What do they know?
27:45Um...
27:46Actually, maybe don't tell me.
27:49Yeah.
27:52I mean, just that you're good at what you do.
27:56You know, you're hardworking, unflappable, fearless in the face of a bunch of different aliens
28:02that I'm not going to name or talk about too much because you haven't met them yet.
28:06And, you know, you also know how to have fun.
28:11That's not terrible.
28:13Yeah.
28:16It's...
28:16It's just a lot of pressure, you know?
28:20I mean, I'm 22.
28:21I've barely done anything worth admiring yet.
28:25And there are days, like today, where I can't even manage a basic translation.
28:29And meanwhile, Erica's all like, you have to learn how to have fun.
28:32How am I supposed to have fun when I know I have to become this universally known, super translating,
28:40unflappable, hardworking badass?
28:42It...
28:43All right.
28:45I think it's time we took a break.
28:47I really don't do breaks.
28:49Yeah, I'm starting to catch that.
28:51You know, you're the one who could get stuck here if we don't figure this translation out.
28:55Are you familiar with Starfleet labor codes?
28:58Maybe.
28:58Section 48 alpha dash 7.
29:01Officers must take meal breaks at regular intervals.
29:04I could report you.
29:05You know Starfleet codes?
29:07Of course.
29:09I mean, there's a whole bunch of them that let you slack off a ton.
29:11So yeah, come on.
29:12All right.
29:13We got some Orion hurricanes.
29:16Well, kind of.
29:17They actually didn't have any Orion de Locke, so I kind of had to improvise.
29:21Which is honestly for the best.
29:22That stuff will mess you up.
29:24Truly ruin your life.
29:25All right.
29:26I like you.
29:34You're a good, bad influence.
29:36If you're still around, you should come to Pike's surprise party.
29:38Cool.
29:39But only if I can take a bunch of pictures and weird my mom out with a history book.
29:43I'm joking.
29:44Sort of.
29:47Well, it was too good to be true.
29:51Why is everyone obsessed with me taking breaks?
29:53This isn't the time.
29:56On the Klingon front, you never knew when you'd get a rest.
30:00So you'd take a break when you could, because you'd never get that time back.
30:04Work will still be here in five minutes.
30:07Fine.
30:08Fine.
30:10Let's relax.
30:16Oh, easy.
30:17That's a lot of...
30:18I've seen these.
30:22Wait, you know these symbols?
30:24I've seen them before.
30:26Starbase Earhart.
30:27Guy tried to trade me a Domjot set.
30:29What's Domjot?
30:31Oh, uh, it's this billiards game that Nausikins are terrible at, yet love to bet on for some
30:35reason?
30:35This wasn't a traditional set.
30:37It was old.
30:39Ancient old.
30:41Nausikins.
30:42Wait.
30:43Give me a second.
30:44Erica, you're brilliant.
30:47Erica, you're brilliant.
30:47This is true.
30:48I am.
30:49Why?
30:50The glyphs on the portal are in ancient Nausikin dialect.
30:53It's thousands of years old.
30:56That's why I didn't recognize it before.
30:58Oh.
30:59That's why.
31:00Not, you know, taking five to recharge.
31:04Unbelievable.
31:04And some boy, Nurse Chappell told me about your exchange.
31:09She did?
31:10She did not go into detail, but it was easy to extrapolate that there was something you
31:13told her about my future.
31:15Perhaps I should know.
31:16No.
31:17No.
31:17Nothing from me on the old, uh, future altering front.
31:21It does not take an expert observer to recognize that my experiments in human emotion trouble
31:25you.
31:26Therefore, I must surmise that my future state, the one you are familiar with, must be one
31:31in which my emotions are minimized.
31:32Must you surmise that?
31:34But you did say something to Christine that upset her.
31:38Look, all I said was that I'm surprised that you're so human.
31:44Yes.
31:44The universe needs Vulcan Spock if everything that I know happens, happens.
31:52And yet, I have no choice but to stay true to the path I have chosen in this time.
31:56If you sway me, then my future will have been altered.
31:59Is that not logical?
32:01Unfortunately, it is.
32:05Shall we activate the synthesizer?
32:07Sure.
32:07I mean, is it going to, uh, blow my hand off?
32:10We are separating fissile isotopes at high speeds.
32:13The chance of an explosion is down to a coin flip.
32:17I find myself curious about chance.
32:24Do you feel lucky?
32:25Ah, no, not at all.
32:26I, um, okay, uh, so...
32:30Oh, okay, is that bad?
32:32Are sparks bad?
32:33Yes.
32:33Seek cover.
32:35Ah!
32:35Ah!
32:36Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:43I've ruined everything.
32:54Oh, my dear, there is nothing quite so soothing as a properly calibrated warp core.
33:01You're one of those future kids.
33:05Was.
33:06Um, now I'm one of those, uh, stuck-here kids.
33:11Also, I'm a man.
33:13You don't happen to know about Setlik II.
33:16Did we, uh, find more grain for the colonists there?
33:20More's never on the table.
33:21That's all anyone had.
33:23It was specially made to grow in their biome, so now we're just trying to...
33:28You're relocating them.
33:30But they've been there for generations.
33:32There has to be something else we can do.
33:35Yes.
33:36Find a time travel device and use it to stop yourself from messing everything up.
33:44Helpful?
33:45I look up to everyone on this ship, but...
33:52Turns out I don't belong here.
33:55I mean, how can I fix everything that I...
33:58That I screwed up?
34:01I'm a Lank the Knight.
34:03I've lived for thousands of years.
34:07Most heroes I've seen...
34:10Are just pretending half the time...
34:13There's this one guy I remember.
34:17He said to me,
34:18I always pretended...
34:21To be someone I wanted to be.
34:25Until finally...
34:27I became...
34:30That someone.
34:32Or he became me.
34:43Okay.
34:55Okay.
34:55All right.
34:56All right.
34:59Holy Q!
35:00Don't!
35:00Don't yell Q!
35:01They haven't met him yet!
35:02They had kind of a Trelane thing going on.
35:04What are you doing?
35:05What are you doing?
35:06Are you stealing a shuttle?
35:07I'm not stealing.
35:08Oh, fudge.
35:08What happened to your new best friend, Ahura?
35:12Ah, Ahura's awesome.
35:14Yeah, but the, uh, the translation was a bust.
35:16Wait, she couldn't crack it?
35:17No, she could.
35:19Problem is, all it said was,
35:20this is a time portal.
35:22Crap.
35:22Yeah.
35:23This era's weird.
35:25I know.
35:25Have you noticed how slow everybody talks?
35:26Yeah, and quietly.
35:27Yeah.
35:28So what's with the shuttle?
35:29Well, ever since I got here,
35:30all I've done is open my big stupid mouth
35:32and screw everything up.
35:33But if I want to be a hero,
35:35I have to fix things.
35:36Ooh, what are we fixing?
35:37The Orions took grain in exchange for the portals,
35:39so I figured if we're going to be stuck here anyway,
35:42might as well trade it back
35:43and give that food to people who really need it.
35:45Doesn't that thing need to be on Chrome Hat D in the future?
35:48Chrome Myth B.
35:48Whatever.
35:49And I'm done worrying about the future.
35:55I want to help people now.
35:59And the shuttle has a separate communications array.
36:01It's easier to bypass security,
36:02get a message to the Orions.
36:03All right, sneaky boy me.
36:06I like it.
36:07But you're not good at breaking protocol.
36:09You're going to need an accomplice.
36:10And I never get caught.
36:11What are you doing?
36:12Oh, no, no.
36:14Sorry.
36:15Sorry.
36:17Hi.
36:23You're lucky Ahura likes to monitor local comm traffic
36:25and was able to block your signal.
36:27Over there.
36:27Could have easily escalated to a bad place.
36:32I'm having you both confined to quarters
36:33until we reach star base one,
36:35then you'll be their problem.
36:36Lieutenant,
36:37I'd like a moment alone with them both, please.
36:39Sir.
36:44Mr. Bormer.
36:46For a guy who seems like a rule follower,
36:48you certainly break a lot of them.
36:50And Miss Mariner,
36:50I thought you were here to save your friend,
36:54not make a situation worse.
36:55Look, it was all me, okay?
36:57I just,
36:58I don't think Boimler can handle
37:00getting thrown in the brig
37:01by a guy he dressed up as for Halloween.
37:02Oh, he,
37:04really?
37:05Yeah, he had to contour the hell
37:06out of the jawline, too.
37:07It was a process, yeah.
37:09Look,
37:10I want to ask you both
37:13for a personal favor.
37:17Mr. Boimler,
37:17I heard that you've been encouraging my crew
37:20to throw me a surprise party.
37:22Please stop doing that.
37:24It's just,
37:25you never know
37:27how many birthdays you have left.
37:30And,
37:30and right now,
37:32you have friends who want to celebrate you
37:34while you still can.
37:38Uh,
37:39I think I know what you're getting at,
37:41and I already know.
37:43Uh,
37:43you know about what's specific.
37:45Not wanting a party has nothing to do
37:47with what's going to happen to me.
37:49It's about
37:50what's already happened.
37:53What do you mean?
37:55My
37:56father.
37:59We didn't get along.
38:01Frankly,
38:01there were times
38:02I downright hated his guts.
38:06We never resolved things.
38:10This is
38:11the first year
38:12I'll be older than he was
38:13when he died.
38:14but
38:15I'd give years
38:17off my own life
38:18if we could have
38:18one more argument.
38:22So,
38:22my plan was
38:24to finish this mission
38:25and sit in a fishing cabin
38:27on Setlik 2's ice moon,
38:29bring a good bottle of whiskey,
38:30and have that talk.
38:33I'm sorry about your dad.
38:35But I wonder,
38:36if
38:37someday
38:38you're
38:38not around anymore,
38:40how many people
38:42on this ship
38:42would wish
38:43they had another day
38:43to talk to you?
38:49Sometimes it's hard
38:49to visit the past.
38:51Yeah,
38:51I mean,
38:52I didn't want to be here
38:53at all.
38:55Okay.
38:58You know,
38:59I can understand
39:03what it must feel like
39:04the both of you
39:06coming here.
39:08I try to think
39:09how I would feel
39:10setting foot
39:11on Archer's Enterprise.
39:12Oh,
39:13the NX-01?
39:14Don't worry,
39:14Boimler would freak out
39:15about that, too.
39:16The NX-01?
39:17They don't make them
39:18like that ship anymore, huh?
39:19No.
39:20They do.
39:22Captain,
39:23I think I knew
39:25how to get us home.
39:29When I first arrived,
39:32I brought expectations
39:33of each of you
39:34from the future.
39:35And not only
39:35was that dangerous,
39:37it denied the reality
39:38of who you are
39:39right now.
39:40So I'd like to apologize
39:41to you all
39:42with a limerick.
39:44Or you could just
39:45get to the point.
39:45I don't have to do
39:46the limerick.
39:46I don't have to...
39:47Mariner, why don't you...
39:48Okay, so one time
39:48Boimler dragged me
39:49to the Starship History Museum.
39:51Dragged?
39:51You ran up to the doors.
39:52I didn't.
39:52It was boring.
39:53I hated it.
39:54Anyway, so they had
39:55the NX-01 there.
39:56Archer's Enterprise.
39:57Yeah, yeah.
39:58Classic design.
39:59Plus it had, you know,
39:59the grapplers.
40:00Skip that part.
40:01They don't care.
40:01I love grapplers.
40:02See?
40:03All right.
40:04Anyway, later on
40:05in the tour,
40:06they said that ships
40:06back then actually
40:08used heronium alloy
40:09in their hulls.
40:10Ding.
40:11Ta-da!
40:13So we need to dig
40:14an NX-class ship
40:15out of mothballs.
40:16No, because the tradition
40:17is every time
40:18a new vessel's commissioned...
40:19Construction starts
40:20with a piece of
40:20the last ship
40:21to bear its name.
40:22Meaning there should be
40:23a piece of heronium
40:24inside the Enterprise.
40:25Yeah.
40:25Yeah.
40:26Yeah.
40:26Do you know
40:27where this section
40:27is located?
40:28I don't, but...
40:30Surprise!
40:31I paid attention.
40:32Without being asked.
40:34This guy was distracted
40:35by the grapplers.
40:36It is surprising
40:37because she normally
40:37does not pay attention.
40:38Oh, careful with my floor.
40:47I used that.
40:48It is illogical to assume
40:49that you are the only one.
40:51Gee.
40:52I can't believe
40:53all this time
40:54we have been walking
40:55over a piece of history.
40:57I'm a huge fan
40:58of Travis Mayweather,
40:59first pilot
41:00of the NX-01.
41:02My middle school gym
41:03was named after him.
41:04Oh, she thought
41:04I was on that ship, too.
41:05No, she spoke
41:0686 languages.
41:08I wrote three papers
41:09on her at the Academy.
41:12Are we sounding like...
41:15them?
41:16Indeed.
41:18It is exhausting.
41:20Is there a problem, Ensign?
41:30Listen, I may have given you
41:31the wrong impression
41:32about Boimler's poster.
41:34It's for recruitment.
41:36Yeah, you're the literal
41:37poster girl slash woman
41:39for Starfleet.
41:41I...
41:42You should have led
41:44with that part.
41:45Yeah.
41:46Is this true?
41:47Yes, sir.
41:47Number one, sir.
41:48Uh, it was a really big reason
41:52why I joined.
41:53Ad Astra Perispera.
41:58They put that on the poster?
42:01And I put it in my bunk.
42:04I meant for that to sound
42:05a lot more admiring
42:06than it did.
42:08Your flagrant disregard
42:09for temporal protocols
42:10by telling me this
42:11is deeply troubling.
42:16But thanks all the same.
42:18Live long and prosper,
42:33Mr. Boimler.
42:40Energize.
42:41I'll...
42:41You also live, Andy.
42:43We got your message
42:50about the portal.
42:52That was a mistake.
42:53That message was sent
42:54without my authorization.
42:56I'm afraid we still need it.
42:58I do not like having
42:59my time wasted, Captain.
43:01It's not his fault.
43:02It's mine.
43:03And mine.
43:03It's true.
43:04It's their fault.
43:05We called you because
43:06we didn't want those
43:07Federation colonists to starve.
43:08Yeah, plus we were kind of
43:10going through a quarter-life
43:11crisis type of thing.
43:12You know, you meet your heroes
43:13and then you're like,
43:13what have I done with my life?
43:15I'm trash, right?
43:15You want to do that too?
43:16Absolutely.
43:17You met Ahura.
43:17She's a total package.
43:18It is intimidating.
43:19I was going to do the same thing
43:20with Spock, so...
43:20I know, I didn't want to bother you.
43:21Earlier, you will recall,
43:23I told you that we were here
43:24for routine surveys.
43:25Well, here's the whole truth.
43:27That is a time portal
43:29and these two are from the future
43:32and we need the portal
43:34to get them home...
43:35Really?
43:36...to a future
43:38where it's considered offensive
43:39to assume an Orion is a pirate.
43:41Yeah, and actually,
43:43you know, one of our best friends
43:44in Starfleet is an Orion officer,
43:46a scientist,
43:47although she does also go by the name
43:49Mistress of the Winter Constellations.
43:51It's very strange.
43:52Not me.
43:52Her great-grandmother's on your ship.
43:55Her name's Tendi?
43:56I have an Astrea Tendi on my ship.
43:58How do you know that?
44:00Well...
44:00Because we are time travelers,
44:01as we've been telling you.
44:02I feel like he doesn't listen.
44:03How about this?
44:05You let us use the portal
44:06and as far as history is concerned,
44:10Orion's discovered it.
44:12Orion scientists.
44:18That's all I've ever wanted.
44:26There they are!
44:37We're gonna go get them!
44:38Hang on!
44:39Look, right there!
44:40No, no, no, no!
44:40We'll come to you!
44:41Just no!
44:48It's good to meet you, Captain.
44:49They seem nice.
45:10Oh, Tendi, you were right.
45:13It turns out Orion's did discover this portal.
45:15I know!
45:16I told you!
45:16My great-grandmother discovered it!
45:18Oh, Astrea, right?
45:19That's right!
45:20But how'd you know her name?
45:25Thanks for coming back to the TOS era to get me.
45:28You picked that up from Ransom.
45:29Why does he always call it that?
45:30It stands for those old scientists.
45:32Huh.
45:32They seem pretty young to me.
45:33Oh, numero una!
45:35Hottest first officer in Starfleet history!
45:38Ow!
45:39Hey, how was the mission, Mariner?
45:40Never seen you fight to get work before.
45:42Captain was just gonna send cadets to that portal,
45:44but she called dibs.
45:45It was boring.
45:46Go away.
45:47You fought to get this mission?
45:49You did it just so I'd get to go.
45:51No, Ransom's just an idiot with a bad memory
45:54because he sleeps face down like a baby.
45:55Shut up!
45:56Well, we shouted, surprise!
46:12Didn't seem very surprised.
46:14Come on, number one, I knew.
46:15That's why I canceled my fishing trip.
46:17Someone reminded me that maybe I should celebrate with my friends.
46:20Okay, next month for movie night,
46:22I'm programming an Andorian comedy.
46:24Mm-hmm.
46:25Turns out the secret to getting a hurry to relax
46:27is making it feel like work.
46:28I believe you are going to be her next project, Lieutenant.
46:31God help me.
46:33What exactly have we been drinking for the last hour?
46:36Orion Hurricanes.
46:37Karras gave us a bottle of real Orion Delac,
46:40so they're genuine.
46:42Interesting flavor.
46:43Does anyone else feel strange?
46:45Why does everything feel so two-dimensional?
46:48My arms don't normally do this.
46:50My eyes feel huge.
46:51Do my eyes look huge?
46:53Mm-hmm.
46:54Hmm?
46:55What the hell is in these things?
46:57What the hell is in these things?
46:57THE END
47:27THE END
47:57THE END
48:09THE END
48:11THE END
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