September 6, 1991 commercials (Part 3)

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00:00Think I should get the 12-gallon shotback or the 16-gallon?

00:03Well, they both convert to a powerful blower. They both work wet or dry. It's your choice.

00:07Oh, I'll definitely get the 12.

00:09Good. 16.

00:0916.

00:1012.

00:11On the other hand, I'll be in sporting goods.

00:14I'm getting this Rubbermaid wastebasket.

00:15Okay.

00:16And I don't want to see paper and stuff all over the floor, all right?

00:19We got it, Mom.

00:20Shoots!

00:20P.S.!

00:21Woo!

00:22Ah, did they have what you were looking for?

00:25Oh, did you need something?

00:30They won a million dollars. You gotta be kidding me.

00:36Maine to California.

00:38Oh, God.

00:38People just like you.

00:40Hooray!

00:41Win thousands, win millions.

00:44Out of the blue.

00:46Hooray!

00:48Miracles can happen, can happen for you.

00:52Like how?

00:53Publishers Clearinghouse, the house where dreams come true.

01:00Another lesson in Hardy's math.

01:06One plus one equals one.

01:08Yes, right now at Hardy's, two regular cheeseburgers equal one dollar.

01:12Four cheeseburgers equal?

01:13Two dollars.

01:14Six cheeseburgers?

01:15Three dollars.

01:16Eight cheeseburgers equal only?

01:17Four dollars.

01:18But eight is the limit.

01:19So let's review.

01:20At Hardy's, one plus one equals class?

01:23One.

01:24But only for a limited time.

01:25So don't be tommy.

01:27Class, class, no running in the halls.