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00:00All right, brother Sadhu, how do I know you're not bullshitting like the others?
00:07I don't know what to say.
00:10I don't know what to say.
00:15Whatever happens, it will be fine.
00:18Like...
00:21Your hands are your hands.
00:25Ooh, spooky, huh?
00:29Spooky night.
00:32Slash.
00:38Okay.
00:39Okay.
00:40Now, when I meet this immortal man, how do I kill this immortal man?
00:48Got you there, didn't I?
00:51Okay.
00:53Where is the fucking bottle?
00:54Hmm?
00:55He has it.
00:56Hmm?
00:57He has it.
00:58Hmm?
00:59Hmm?
01:00He has it.
01:02Where is the fucking bottle?
01:06Where is the fucking bottle?
01:07Hmm?
01:08He has it.
01:09Quiet!
01:10Quiet!
01:11Quiet!
01:12What the fuck?
01:13You had one job.
01:14You keep the fucking immortality.
01:15You keep the fucking immortality.
01:16potions safe.
01:17You fucking love it.
01:18What the fuck?
01:19You keep the fucking immortality.
01:20You fucking lost it.
01:21I want to count to three.
01:22If I don't find the potion.
01:23I don't find the potion.
01:24Right.
01:25I am going to find the potion.
01:29You keep the fucking immortality.
01:32It's all you have to do.
01:34Quiet!
01:37What the fuck?
01:39You had one job.
01:41To keep the fucking immortality potion safe!
01:45You fucking lost it!
01:47I want to count to three.
01:49If I don't find the potion,
01:52I will blow your fucking brains off!
01:56One!
01:58Two!
02:05Three!
02:09Fuck!
02:11You dumb fucking Indians!
02:14One fucking job you had.
02:16One fucking job!
02:19You must grab the bottle!
02:22You fucking lost the bottle!
02:25I travel for twelve fucking hours for Moscow!
02:30My boss!
02:31He's on his way!
02:33If I don't find that potion...
02:35Get up, assholes!
02:36Get up!
02:37Look for the fucking bottle!
02:42Energy!
02:43Chaldee!
02:48Chaldee!
02:49Chaldee!
02:50P Ņ‚ŅƒĐ´Đ°!
02:52I would like to know...
02:54Let's want to know...
02:56You can do that...
02:57inside-ondu's.
02:58To picture theviously.
03:00Everything works...
03:01だ rnal!
03:02Not the Ihreami.
03:03They will be eaten.
03:04But...
03:05It looks like these cool things!
03:06That Kollegen, they know drumming their ships real life at home.
03:08They would do their fitness...
03:10They are doing...
03:11You's nothing!
03:12You're shaking for the liking...
03:13Before they ever found...
03:14You walk around...
03:15When you found a water,
03:16And you're going to cross the lake...
03:17By the way...
03:18It's up, you know,
03:19So, Dr. Goldfish, while the whole concept of immortality is really exciting, there are
03:32a lot of critics.
03:34Yes, I really hope they don't get it.
03:37Let me ask you something.
03:38If I offer you immortality, will you take it?
03:42No, I think I'm pretty much done here.
03:45You see, that there is a strange, inane human hypocrisy I observe everywhere.
03:50If I were to stop somebody in the street and ask them, do you want immortality, they'll
03:55invariably say, no, it's too much, it's too long, it's too painful.
04:00But if I ask them that same question on their deathbed, do you want immortality, they'll
04:06invariably flip like a leaf in a hurricane.
04:09No, but seriously, there are a lot of renowned scientists, philosophers, who are questioning
04:13that even if humanity did achieve immortality, do we really need it?
04:18I mean, isn't it against the order of nature, against the order of mankind?
04:23Well, you see, it's human nature to fear change, to fear invention.
04:27Imagine before fire was discovered, people would have thought, it's dangerous, things
04:31may burn down, people may die.
04:33If we had bowed down to that human fear, would we have been able to enjoy our weekend barbecues
04:39like we do today?
04:40Well, thankfully we don't have too much of that here in India.
04:43But no, I get what you're saying.
04:45My next question is, why exactly is your name Goldfish?
04:48I don't think so much of that, man.
05:05What did Karthika sing to you?
05:07No, Karthika doesn't seem to have a phone, let's leave the formality.
05:11Look, I've also covered the story of hip-hop, Tedli.
05:15Oh, this is the story I've been working on, earliest photograph of India, just been recovered
05:26and remastered.
05:27Like this, this is the moment when the British took the Kohinoor from Raja Duleep Singh, fascinating
05:34stuff.
05:35Can I just...
05:37Oh, oh!
06:00Shh!
06:01Shh. Don't move.
06:08You are only allowed to move your lips.
06:14Where am I?
06:17Pandra.
06:24Why am I here?
06:27So that I can get to your little lover.
06:33What?
06:36No, no, no, no, no.
06:39This is a horrible misunderstanding.
06:42Nakul and me? No.
06:44No, I have nothing to do with Nakul except that I'm his therapist.
06:47Shh.
06:48I'm...
06:49Blue tick.
06:50I have nothing to do with Nakul.
06:56Shaw baby.
07:03Got it.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:08I have nothing here.
07:09Just go.
07:11Yeah.
07:13Well, I'm sorry.
07:14It's a little too late.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:17Oh my God.
07:18I have nothing to do with Nakul.
07:19You're sorry.
07:20You're sorry.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:30Oh my God.
07:32Well, let's do this.
07:33Gentlemen, which one of your dumbfucks kept the portion in the shoe rack?
07:53Back the fuck off, back the fuck off!
08:03Can I go now?
08:05Not so soon, Maharaj, brother.
08:08You gotta feed me the portion first.
08:10What?
08:12What are you saying, Maharaj?
08:15Feed the portion to me.
08:17Are you talking about this?
08:19No, Maharaj.
08:21No, it will end up.
08:23What?
08:25What was I saying?
08:27He's saying no.
08:28Don't be afraid of the bans.
08:30Shut the fuck off.
08:35And you!
08:37Okay.
08:38Okay.
08:39Okay.
08:40Okay.
08:41Okay.
08:42Okay.
08:43Okay.
08:44Okay.
08:45Okay.
08:46Okay.
08:47Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:49Okay.
08:50Okay.
08:51Okay.
08:52Okay.
08:53Okay.
08:54Okay.
08:55Okay.
08:56Okay.
08:57I finished me.
08:58Go on earth.
08:59Thank you so much.
09:00It's touching.
09:14Thank you so much.
09:15It's touching it.
09:30Hello, Goldfish.
09:42Jim, I'm here. Where are you?
09:46Brother, brother. Plans changed a little bit.
09:51Why? What happened?
09:53I just became the most powerful man alive.
09:57That is what just happened.
09:59Do you have the immortal guy?
10:02I had the immortal guy.
10:10Jim, stop fucking around!
10:29I don't know!
10:31I didn't know that.
10:33I didn't know that.
10:35I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:39I don't know.
10:41Yes.
10:42Yes.
10:43Yes.
11:06Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:10How does this mean?
11:13It means that you are not dead.
11:16I am not dead.
11:17I have never said that I am dead.
11:19I am dead.
11:20I am dead.
11:21But Guruji told me.
11:22Give me your support, Guruji.
11:23Look.
11:24Don't tell me about Guruji.
11:28What is happening?
11:29What am I doing now?
11:30I want everything to be prepared.
11:33I have no more tired.
11:38I have no more tired.
11:39I need to be removed from this body here.
11:40That is Shloka Ji's house.
11:41Oh God.
11:42I don't know where Shloka Ji is.
11:43If he was a dude, protect him.
11:59How would he do it if he wasn't?
12:11I'm going to take care of it.
12:41Okay.
13:11Okay.
13:19Machi.
13:27But the other one.
13:30Yes, sir.
13:32One time in a hotel, a weird customer.
13:35A dumb chef.
13:37And a gentleman.
13:39One time in the hotel, there was a guest in the hotel, a murder.
13:44Then the detective came to the question.
13:47The other cashier said that he had cash in the hotel at the time.
13:55The chef said that he was making meat at the time.
14:00And the Huckla waiter said that he was going to the hotel at the time.
14:04Now the detective was arrested by the Huckla waiter.
14:10Tell me why.
14:11Why?
14:12Why?
14:14Because the statement at the time, he was making a lot of huckla.
14:28Let's manage it and get the file for me.
14:33Guthil sir.
14:34I was going to go back.
14:36Oh, birdie.
14:37I forgot to tell you one thing.
14:38You're your father, right?
14:40Someone didn't see him.
14:41What?
14:42A madam came and gave his address.
14:45When did he come?
14:46Tomorrow morning.
14:47Why didn't you tell me before?
14:49What a job was from now.
14:51Sir, but now you've done a lot of work.
14:53A lot of work?
14:55Good.
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15:22I don't know.
15:52I don't know.
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