Afsos Season 1 Episode 5

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7/23/2025

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00:00All right, brother Sadhu, how do I know you're not bullshitting like the others?

00:07I don't know what to say.

00:10I don't know what to say.

00:15Whatever happens, it will be fine.

00:18Like...

00:21Your hands are your hands.

00:25Ooh, spooky, huh?

00:29Spooky night.

00:32Slash.

00:38Okay.

00:39Okay.

00:40Now, when I meet this immortal man, how do I kill this immortal man?

00:48Got you there, didn't I?

00:51Okay.

00:53Where is the fucking bottle?

00:54Hmm?

00:55He has it.

00:56Hmm?

00:57He has it.

00:58Hmm?

00:59Hmm?

01:00He has it.

01:02Where is the fucking bottle?

01:06Where is the fucking bottle?

01:07Hmm?

01:08He has it.

01:09Quiet!

01:10Quiet!

01:11Quiet!

01:12What the fuck?

01:13You had one job.

01:14You keep the fucking immortality.

01:15You keep the fucking immortality.

01:16potions safe.

01:17You fucking love it.

01:18What the fuck?

01:19You keep the fucking immortality.

01:20You fucking lost it.

01:21I want to count to three.

01:22If I don't find the potion.

01:23I don't find the potion.

01:24Right.

01:25I am going to find the potion.

01:29You keep the fucking immortality.

01:32It's all you have to do.

01:34Quiet!

01:37What the fuck?

01:39You had one job.

01:41To keep the fucking immortality potion safe!

01:45You fucking lost it!

01:47I want to count to three.

01:49If I don't find the potion,

01:52I will blow your fucking brains off!

01:56One!

01:58Two!

02:05Three!

02:09Fuck!

02:11You dumb fucking Indians!

02:14One fucking job you had.

02:16One fucking job!

02:19You must grab the bottle!

02:22You fucking lost the bottle!

02:25I travel for twelve fucking hours for Moscow!

02:30My boss!

02:31He's on his way!

02:33If I don't find that potion...

02:35Get up, assholes!

02:36Get up!

02:37Look for the fucking bottle!

02:42Energy!

02:43Chaldee!

02:48Chaldee!

02:49Chaldee!

02:50P туда!

02:52I would like to know...

02:54Let's want to know...

02:56You can do that...

02:57inside-ondu's.

02:58To picture theviously.

03:00Everything works...

03:01だ rnal!

03:02Not the Ihreami.

03:03They will be eaten.

03:04But...

03:05It looks like these cool things!

03:06That Kollegen, they know drumming their ships real life at home.

03:08They would do their fitness...

03:10They are doing...

03:11You's nothing!

03:12You're shaking for the liking...

03:13Before they ever found...

03:14You walk around...

03:15When you found a water,

03:16And you're going to cross the lake...

03:17By the way...

03:18It's up, you know,

03:19So, Dr. Goldfish, while the whole concept of immortality is really exciting, there are

03:32a lot of critics.

03:34Yes, I really hope they don't get it.

03:37Let me ask you something.

03:38If I offer you immortality, will you take it?

03:42No, I think I'm pretty much done here.

03:45You see, that there is a strange, inane human hypocrisy I observe everywhere.

03:50If I were to stop somebody in the street and ask them, do you want immortality, they'll

03:55invariably say, no, it's too much, it's too long, it's too painful.

04:00But if I ask them that same question on their deathbed, do you want immortality, they'll

04:06invariably flip like a leaf in a hurricane.

04:09No, but seriously, there are a lot of renowned scientists, philosophers, who are questioning

04:13that even if humanity did achieve immortality, do we really need it?

04:18I mean, isn't it against the order of nature, against the order of mankind?

04:23Well, you see, it's human nature to fear change, to fear invention.

04:27Imagine before fire was discovered, people would have thought, it's dangerous, things

04:31may burn down, people may die.

04:33If we had bowed down to that human fear, would we have been able to enjoy our weekend barbecues

04:39like we do today?

04:40Well, thankfully we don't have too much of that here in India.

04:43But no, I get what you're saying.

04:45My next question is, why exactly is your name Goldfish?

04:48I don't think so much of that, man.

05:05What did Karthika sing to you?

05:07No, Karthika doesn't seem to have a phone, let's leave the formality.

05:11Look, I've also covered the story of hip-hop, Tedli.

05:15Oh, this is the story I've been working on, earliest photograph of India, just been recovered

05:26and remastered.

05:27Like this, this is the moment when the British took the Kohinoor from Raja Duleep Singh, fascinating

05:34stuff.

05:35Can I just...

05:37Oh, oh!

06:00Shh!

06:01Shh. Don't move.

06:08You are only allowed to move your lips.

06:14Where am I?

06:17Pandra.

06:24Why am I here?

06:27So that I can get to your little lover.

06:33What?

06:36No, no, no, no, no.

06:39This is a horrible misunderstanding.

06:42Nakul and me? No.

06:44No, I have nothing to do with Nakul except that I'm his therapist.

06:47Shh.

06:48I'm...

06:49Blue tick.

06:50I have nothing to do with Nakul.

06:56Shaw baby.

07:03Got it.

07:05I'm sorry.

07:06I'm sorry.

07:07I'm sorry.

07:08I have nothing here.

07:09Just go.

07:11Yeah.

07:13Well, I'm sorry.

07:14It's a little too late.

07:16I'm sorry.

07:17Oh my God.

07:18I have nothing to do with Nakul.

07:19You're sorry.

07:20You're sorry.

07:22I'm sorry.

07:24I'm sorry.

07:26I'm sorry.

07:28I'm sorry.

07:30Oh my God.

07:32Well, let's do this.

07:33Gentlemen, which one of your dumbfucks kept the portion in the shoe rack?

07:53Back the fuck off, back the fuck off!

08:03Can I go now?

08:05Not so soon, Maharaj, brother.

08:08You gotta feed me the portion first.

08:10What?

08:12What are you saying, Maharaj?

08:15Feed the portion to me.

08:17Are you talking about this?

08:19No, Maharaj.

08:21No, it will end up.

08:23What?

08:25What was I saying?

08:27He's saying no.

08:28Don't be afraid of the bans.

08:30Shut the fuck off.

08:35And you!

08:37Okay.

08:38Okay.

08:39Okay.

08:40Okay.

08:41Okay.

08:42Okay.

08:43Okay.

08:44Okay.

08:45Okay.

08:46Okay.

08:47Okay.

08:48Okay.

08:49Okay.

08:50Okay.

08:51Okay.

08:52Okay.

08:53Okay.

08:54Okay.

08:55Okay.

08:56Okay.

08:57I finished me.

08:58Go on earth.

08:59Thank you so much.

09:00It's touching.

09:14Thank you so much.

09:15It's touching it.

09:30Hello, Goldfish.

09:42Jim, I'm here. Where are you?

09:46Brother, brother. Plans changed a little bit.

09:51Why? What happened?

09:53I just became the most powerful man alive.

09:57That is what just happened.

09:59Do you have the immortal guy?

10:02I had the immortal guy.

10:10Jim, stop fucking around!

10:29I don't know!

10:31I didn't know that.

10:33I didn't know that.

10:35I don't know.

10:37I don't know.

10:39I don't know.

10:41Yes.

10:42Yes.

10:43Yes.

11:06Yes.

11:09Yes.

11:10How does this mean?

11:13It means that you are not dead.

11:16I am not dead.

11:17I have never said that I am dead.

11:19I am dead.

11:20I am dead.

11:21But Guruji told me.

11:22Give me your support, Guruji.

11:23Look.

11:24Don't tell me about Guruji.

11:28What is happening?

11:29What am I doing now?

11:30I want everything to be prepared.

11:33I have no more tired.

11:38I have no more tired.

11:39I need to be removed from this body here.

11:40That is Shloka Ji's house.

11:41Oh God.

11:42I don't know where Shloka Ji is.

11:43If he was a dude, protect him.

11:59How would he do it if he wasn't?

12:11I'm going to take care of it.

12:41Okay.

13:11Okay.

13:19Machi.

13:27But the other one.

13:30Yes, sir.

13:32One time in a hotel, a weird customer.

13:35A dumb chef.

13:37And a gentleman.

13:39One time in the hotel, there was a guest in the hotel, a murder.

13:44Then the detective came to the question.

13:47The other cashier said that he had cash in the hotel at the time.

13:55The chef said that he was making meat at the time.

14:00And the Huckla waiter said that he was going to the hotel at the time.

14:04Now the detective was arrested by the Huckla waiter.

14:10Tell me why.

14:11Why?

14:12Why?

14:14Because the statement at the time, he was making a lot of huckla.

14:28Let's manage it and get the file for me.

14:33Guthil sir.

14:34I was going to go back.

14:36Oh, birdie.

14:37I forgot to tell you one thing.

14:38You're your father, right?

14:40Someone didn't see him.

14:41What?

14:42A madam came and gave his address.

14:45When did he come?

14:46Tomorrow morning.

14:47Why didn't you tell me before?

14:49What a job was from now.

14:51Sir, but now you've done a lot of work.

14:53A lot of work?

14:55Good.

15:04What a job was from now.

15:06What a job was from now.

15:07What a job was from now.

15:08What a job was from now.

15:09What a job was from now.

15:10What a job was from now.

15:11What a job was from now.

15:12What a job was from now.

15:13What a job was from now.

15:14What a job was from now.

15:15What a job was from now.

15:16What a job was from now.

15:17What a job was from now.

15:18What a job was from now.

15:20What a job was from now.

15:22What a job was from now.

15:22I don't know.

15:52I don't know.

16:22I don't know.

16:52I don't know.

17:22I don't know.

17:52I don't know.

18:22I don't know.

18:52I don't know.

19:22I don't know.

19:52I don't know.

20:22I don't know.

20:52I don't know.

21:22I don't know.

21:52I don't know.

22:22I don't know.

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