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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00THE END
00:30I wonder where that knucklehead can be.
00:39Well, if you were a knucklehead, where would you be?
00:42Over there.
00:43Let's go.
00:44Okay.
00:58Yeah!
01:00Hey, hey, hey, what are you yelling about?
01:08What am I yelling about?
01:09Did you see what he did?
01:09Yeah, but look what you did to the spike.
01:11What spike?
01:12Right up here.
01:13I can't get up.
01:15Well, I'm sorry.
01:17Well, I'm sorry.
01:18I heard it, but you didn't do me any good.
01:20Why don't you stop crying and get the suntan lotion from the penguin?
01:24Go ahead, useless.
01:25You can hurt somebody.
01:26Go ahead.
01:26You idiot.
01:32Why don't you look where you're burying those spikes?
01:34Well, I found a good spot.
01:35You know, you can cut a guy's tonsils out with that thing there.
01:41Hey, that's yours, huh?
01:42Go ahead.
01:43I'll see you.
01:53Pardon me, lady, but your little girl's getting sunburned.
01:56Oh, yes, yes.
01:57Let me loan you some lotion there.
01:59Well, thank you very much.
02:01I got it for the fellas.
02:02Well, thank you.
02:04Hurry up with that lotion.
02:06Yeah, yeah, some of my girls.
02:08Lotion.
02:10That's it.
02:10Give me a lot of it.
02:11Give me a lot of it.
02:12Oh, you got plenty.
02:12You ain't got that much of her name.
02:14Oh, that a boy.
02:16What in the world?
02:18What is this, Miss Mommy?
02:20I don't know.
02:21Here, let's...
02:21Will somebody please help me?
02:25Hey, Moe!
02:27Help me.
02:27I'm stuck.
02:28Oh, wait.
02:30Oh.
02:32I'm trying not to hit me.
02:33Please, would you help me?
02:34Why, what's wrong?
02:35I'm stuck.
02:36I...
02:36I...
02:37Oh.
02:39Oh.
02:40Oh.
02:40I got it.
02:41Thank you very much.
02:42Could you...
02:42Could you help?
02:43I'm stuck to her, too.
02:45How'd that happen?
02:45I don't...
02:46No.
02:47Wait a minute.
02:49Wait a minute.
02:50Easy.
02:51Oh.
02:55Thank you so very much.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Oh.
02:59Oh, no.
03:00Wait, just a minute.
03:01Come here.
03:01Come up here.
03:02Hey.
03:03Come up here.
03:04Come up.
03:05Oh.
03:06I can't get...
03:07Yeah.
03:07Oh.
03:08What is that stuff?
03:09Oh, it's good stuff.
03:11Iron grip cement.
03:13Iron grip cement?
03:14You cement head.
03:15I...
03:16I got the...
03:16Help us get out of here.
03:18Here.
03:19Just grab my hair.
03:20I'm a little bit harder.
03:21Wait.
03:22Wait.
03:23There's the one who did it.
03:25Let's break out of this.
03:26Okay.
03:27Oh.
03:27I got it.
03:28Wait.
03:28What'll they do with the stairs?
03:30Oh.
03:31Get something.
03:33Hit him.
03:33Let's go.
03:36Oh.
03:36Here they come.
03:38Come on.
03:39Let's go.
03:39How are we going to get out of this?
03:55I don't know.
03:56Why don't you watch the cartoon while we figure a way to get out of this jam?
03:59Even a policeman must obey traffic laws.
04:23Ha!
04:23I got away!
04:24I got away!
04:24Even a policeman must obey traffic laws.
04:42Ha!
04:42Even the policemen must obey traffic cards.
04:53Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
04:56We'll quit!
04:57Of all, a dag-busted, confounded, idiotic, wrinkle-snackled, ugly look.
05:05A customer.
05:07Our first one.
05:08What luck.
05:09Yes, sir. At your service.
05:11Gas, oil, lube, re-servers, anything your car needs.
05:15Then fix that flat. I'll be back in a minute.
05:19Yes, sir. We'll get right on it.
05:27We're lucky. Only the bottom is flat.
05:30So is your head. Get going, flat top.
05:33Now, let's see.
05:35Get tire jack inside turtle back.
05:37Right.
05:38Get tire jack inside turtle back.
05:41Make sure you know which tire to fix.
05:44Make sure you know which tire to fix.
05:47Place jack under axle. Quick, quick, quick.
05:49Place jack under axle. Quick, quick, quick.
05:52Now, jack, jack to jack.
05:54Now, jack, jack to jack.
05:56Are you ready to let a professional handle this?
06:07Yeah, raise the tire off the ground like it says here in the book, you chowder head.
06:11Right.
06:11Up's a daisy.
06:12You dropped the motor.
06:16So I did.
06:17Okay, you lame brains. We're not supposed to overhaul this motor.
06:20Fix that tire.
06:21First, take off the rim.
06:24Right.
06:25Rim away.
06:26I could have told you this would happen.
06:29Help.
06:30Pull this thing off for me.
06:32Hold still, you rattle brain.
06:33How'd you guys ever get caught in such a silly position anyhow?
06:37Now you got me into it.
06:38I'm getting tired of this tire myself.
06:41This rim's got me stuck.
06:43What does the book say?
06:44It says when worse comes to worse, take your tire into a service station.
06:48Okay, man, follow me.
06:49Fall in.
06:50Follow that tube.
06:51Rolling, rolling, rolling.
06:56Well, I see you finally got it back.
06:59Almost good as new, sir.
07:01Yeah, this tire will last as low as the motor now.
07:04As soon as you put the motor back in the car.
07:07The motor?
07:10The car can't run without a motor.
07:12Of course not.
07:13I'll fix you guys for this.
07:15Oh!
07:18We'll miss you at the police station, Maltzy.
07:20Now, there's one station where he'll get a lot of service.
07:23Yeah.
07:34The coach is clear.
07:35Let's go.
07:43Get off of me, you...
07:50Let me end the life bar.
07:54Life bar.
07:55Don't see.
07:56I'd like to drown.
07:57Let's get him.
07:57No...
07:58No...
07:58No...
07:59Let's get him.
08:01No...
08:02No...
08:02What a come...
08:04No...

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