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How to invest like a millionaire? #shorts #finance

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00:00Here is $10,000 to invest, whoever makes the most money after 40 years wins.
00:05And just invested all of it in the stock market.
00:08Does bro not realize the market's about to crash? I'mma wait.
00:12Gentlemen, how are we doing so far? Let's see, I'm at $16,000.
00:17Guys, I heard a recession's happening this year,
00:20you should sell now so you can buy at the bottom, like me.
00:24Alright, give me an update guys, about $40,000.
00:27Remember that recession I told you guys about?
00:29Finally happened. Oh great, so you finally invested.
00:32Hell no, the market's going to continue crashing,
00:35so in the meantime, I'm investing in government bonds.
00:39Alright, 40 years of investing, let's see who the winner is.
00:42$450,000 without lifting a finger.
00:45Hold on, how do we all look exactly the same after 40 years?
00:49Dude, this is just a finance engineer video.
00:51Yeah, make sure you follow for more.
00:54Guys, I can't do this.
00:55Relax, just tell us how much you made.
00:58No, no, no guys, I need to get out of here.
00:59Hold on, I got this.
01:02I made the mistake of trying to time the market when I should have invested all my money at once,
01:07like that guy.
01:08I'm not going to kill anybody.
01:08Kind of cool.
01:09I will have the money.
01:10Okay...
01:10We have trouble.
01:10We have trouble.
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01:12We have trouble.
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