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00:00:00something borrowed something blue thanks mom for all wearing one in honor of you sweet pea
00:00:20you look beautiful thanks dad anything's ready whoa
00:00:25what are you doing with my sister don't get too excited
00:00:34are you so nervous i'm really just happy i wonder what can i do with my great mom
00:00:55i don't think i feel this baby we're so close
00:01:06turn eartha and her family and and the company is yours
00:01:12you're made to be king and queen of the city
00:01:25the groom should be standing by what the fuck kevin you're about to marry the most brilliant
00:01:34woman in the city heiress to the buckland petroleum corporation you're risking all for that gold
00:01:38digger are you serious okay calm down i'm not married yet and you're supposed to be my best
00:01:44man in business order you should be protecting me now eartha deserves better than this she can't be
00:01:50trapped the liar and cheater for the rest of her life don't you dare listen now i know you always
00:01:57had a crush on her but she chose me deal with it which is no one heard she needs to know she needs
00:02:05to see who you really are hey get back here you're supposed to be my best man not fucking name on her
00:02:10welcome family and friends we are gathered here today to join two great historical families
00:02:16of grimmington city the buckman family and the williston family but we are also here today for
00:02:22the love of a century between kevin williston and eartha buckman
00:02:39police nobody move
00:02:47police no one who
00:02:54what's going on
00:02:59What are you talking about?
00:03:00Let me see your hands.
00:03:01Let me see them.
00:03:02Let me see your hands.
00:03:03Let me see them.
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00:03:18She's innocent!
00:03:19Wait!
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00:03:28I'll thank you!
00:03:30I'll thank you!
00:03:37You have the right to remain silent.
00:03:39Anything you say can and will be used against you.
00:03:51It is my honor to serve Buckman of Petroleum as the new CEO.
00:03:57There's a clause in this contract that states that you can only actually take control of the company if the heiress of the Buckman estate doesn't object to the takeover.
00:04:06Meaning if Eartha gets out of prison she can take back the company and rifle herself.
00:04:14Unless she waits for rights.
00:04:17This is a business meeting, Natalie.
00:04:18This is a business meeting, Natalie.
00:04:19And I'm making business.
00:04:25Do you really think Eartha can survive prison?
00:04:28She's never getting out of there.
00:04:30It's best to keep the company in the hands of someone you can trust.
00:04:34Don't you think?
00:04:35Eartha is a lot stronger than you think.
00:04:38What are you doing?
00:04:39What do you think I'm making you think?
00:04:51Welcome to prison, bitch.
00:05:14Seriously, do you ever ask me?
00:05:17Listen.
00:05:18Don't take any sippers.
00:05:21You're just a homicidal employee.
00:05:24I'm glad you didn't sell your algorithm for six million dollars.
00:05:28Ten million.
00:05:30An employee.
00:05:32You realize I'm the only one that knows how to run that algorithm?
00:05:36Said we were partners.
00:05:39That means equal.
00:05:41Yeah, that's the thing, Scott.
00:05:44Once we integrate the algorithm into the system,
00:05:46we won't need you to work so hard.
00:05:49Or at all.
00:05:52Plus, we never discuss payment.
00:05:59You're seriously going to rip off my life's work?
00:06:02We shook hands on that man-to-man.
00:06:05Like I said,
00:06:11don't take it personal.
00:06:13Business is business.
00:06:15Oh!
00:06:16The little powder puff is brave.
00:06:20Hit me.
00:06:21Hit me!
00:06:22Oh!
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00:06:58Oh, oh, ah!
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00:07:05Well just, oh yeah!
00:07:07Whoa!
00:07:08Oh!
00:07:09YouOS!
00:07:10Ooh!
00:07:11Awesome.
00:07:19Question.
00:07:21How should I repay someone that's ruined my life?
00:07:25You let them reap what they sow.
00:07:27Or...
00:07:33I reaping.
00:07:35Of a letter V.
00:07:43Venge...
00:07:45Vengeance...
00:07:47I'm going to break him.
00:07:59And everything that he cares about.
00:08:03I'm going to take back my company.
00:08:07And leave him in here and move it to rent.
00:08:25Well, I feel underdressed.
00:08:27I don't want to kill anybody, Claire.
00:08:29Last thing I want to do is stoop to Kevin's law.
00:08:31If you're just not justice...
00:08:33Are you and Alicia still together?
00:08:37I know you want to do right by your family.
00:08:39But don't you think they'd feel better soon?
00:08:41I don't want to kill anybody, Claire.
00:08:43Last thing I want to do is stoop to Kevin's law.
00:08:45If you're just not justice...
00:08:47Are you and Alicia still together?
00:08:51I don't want to do right by your family.
00:08:55I broke out a few months ago.
00:09:01Eartha...
00:09:03Look, I know you want to do right by your family.
00:09:05But don't you think they'd feel better seeing you in a brand new life?
00:09:09Away from the pain in the past?
00:09:11They're dead.
00:09:13They don't feel anything anymore.
00:09:15Heaven would have got for them.
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:19Well, I got you some clothes.
00:09:21Everything I do is for my family, Claire.
00:09:25You're ready.
00:09:29Thanks for the clothes.
00:09:33All good.
00:09:35Oh, what's the plan?
00:09:37Going up against the most powerful people in the city?
00:09:41I don't plan on doing that alone.
00:09:43I'll need an ally.
00:09:45Put me inside.
00:09:47First side.
00:09:59First side...
00:10:03Care if I join you.
00:10:13Long time no see?
00:10:15When did you-
00:10:17It's okay, Scott. You don't need to be scared.
00:10:20I don't bite.
00:10:22Usually.
00:10:24I'm sorry what they did to you.
00:10:30It's okay, Scott.
00:10:32We're both adults.
00:10:36Now,
00:10:38care to tell me why you're still working for Kevin?
00:10:41I think you can still change the things from the inside.
00:10:45Hm.
00:10:46What if I told you
00:10:48that I could make your wildest dreams come true?
00:10:54How?
00:10:57I've had the same girl I was before.
00:11:01I've had for revenge. Will you help me?
00:11:15I've had a few more than a year ago,
00:11:17I've had a dream.
00:11:18I've had a few more than a day.
00:11:21Hey.
00:11:22Hi.
00:11:24So?
00:11:27How'd it go with Scott?
00:11:29Of course he said yes.
00:11:32That guy has always had a crush on you.
00:11:34You don't know that.
00:11:35You don't know that.
00:11:37Girl, why don't you just run off into the sunset with him?
00:11:42Dude's got brains, money, those dreamy eyes.
00:11:47Me and Kat and Bev are perfectly toxic together.
00:11:51You know what, you're right, Claire.
00:11:53I think that that relationship could use a little bit more toxicity.
00:11:58What? No, that's not what I said.
00:12:00That really has always had insecurities when it comes to me.
00:12:03I mean, we know that.
00:12:05Everybody knows it.
00:12:07And I think I have the perfect idea how I can get in your head.
00:12:10I mean, yo, me, hey, you only feel in life and I don't play your mind, my game is over to Jay.
00:12:19I say four hands for setting on the day, too.
00:12:22Mind me walking through the shed every year, too.
00:12:25Seems like a tribute to you.
00:12:27It's like a tarp, I'm sitting in the chair.
00:12:30Eww.
00:12:35You.
00:12:36You.
00:12:37You.
00:12:38Hugged you.
00:12:39You're out so soon.
00:12:40Good day here.
00:12:41Good day here.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43Love.
00:12:44Life is the most influential socializing of a city and has really treated you well.
00:12:48I can't be seen with an ex-con.
00:12:59Relax.
00:13:00I'm just here to say hi.
00:13:03Oh, and to congratulate you on your engagement to Kevin.
00:13:07Leave me and Kevin alone, Eartha.
00:13:09You know what they say, once a cheater, I'm always a cheater.
00:13:13Actually, I have been out for quite some time now.
00:13:16Aren't you even least bit curious why you didn't mention that crucial piece of information to you?
00:13:20What do you want, you psycho?
00:13:22Well, for starters, I want proof of Kevin's illegal use of company finances.
00:13:28Why would I help you?
00:13:29Because you can't afford to lose this marriage.
00:13:30Besides, are you down?
00:13:31You know that Kevin's never really gotten over me.
00:13:32And you've never gotten over your dead family.
00:13:33Especially that baby brother of yours.
00:13:34You identified all the bodies except his.
00:13:35Whatever did happen to him?
00:13:36Who knows?
00:13:37Maybe Reg is still out there.
00:13:38I don't know.
00:13:39I think that Kevin's never really gotten over me.
00:13:40You've never gotten over your dead family.
00:13:45Especially that baby brother of yours.
00:13:48You identified all the bodies except his.
00:13:54Whatever did happen to him?
00:13:56Who knows?
00:13:58Maybe Reg is still out there.
00:14:07I don't understand.
00:14:08They shot him.
00:14:09I saw him die.
00:14:10Maybe she's just lying to psych you out.
00:14:11Or maybe for the first time she's not lying.
00:14:12Look, it says Reggie's record has been declared missing since the wedding, not deceased.
00:14:17I don't understand.
00:14:18They shot him.
00:14:19I saw him die.
00:14:20Maybe she's just lying to psych you out.
00:14:22Or maybe for the first time she's not lying.
00:14:37Look, it says Reggie's record has been declared missing since the wedding, not deceased.
00:14:42They have my brother.
00:14:45They are in for a world, okay?
00:14:49Why don't you come to my Saturday town?
00:14:52I can show you what's really going to happen.
00:14:55You've been a bad, bad boy.
00:14:58Yes, ma'am, I did that.
00:15:02You've been doing things you should look behind my back.
00:15:07And we deserve to be punished.
00:15:10I did everything for you.
00:15:11Because you wanted to take over the company.
00:15:25You wanted the power.
00:15:26Now she's back haunting us.
00:15:27You're just letting her.
00:15:28Ow!
00:15:29Ow!
00:15:30Ow!
00:15:31Ow!
00:15:32Ow!
00:15:33Ow!
00:15:34Fuck!
00:15:35Red!
00:15:36Red!
00:15:37Come fucking Red!
00:15:38What the fuck are you talking about?
00:15:39You wanted the power.
00:15:40Eartha is back.
00:15:41It's not playing dumb.
00:15:43It turns me off.
00:15:44If you can't drive her out of the city, I will.
00:15:45I will.
00:15:46ARGH! ARGH! Fuck! Red! Red! Cone fuckin' Red!
00:15:50What the fuck are you talking about? You won the power.
00:15:55Eartha is back. The reddening could ruin our future.
00:16:00Are you gonna do something about it?
00:16:03Eartha's... bad.
00:16:06Stop playing dumb. It turns me off.
00:16:10If you can't drive her out of the city, I will.
00:16:15I'll go it my way.
00:16:17ARGH! Fuck! Bad! Wait! She just stopped!
00:16:20ARGH! God, it was so hot.
00:16:29Listen, you didn't come back from hell to be defeated.
00:16:32My theory, they kept Reggie hostage to use him against you when you're back.
00:16:38The contract.
00:16:40Why don't I go snoop around their house for clues, and you guys can work on the plan?
00:16:44Take it easy, Sylvia.
00:16:46And I can speed up drain the company's finances through Kevin's account.
00:16:49Wait!
00:16:50I think it's time that we dig the truth out of Beverly.
00:16:54Prison style.
00:16:56Oh, God.
00:17:00So I can't snoop, but she can do prison style?
00:17:03What is...
00:17:12Beverly told me Eartha's back.
00:17:13Jesus, knock! Dude, just knock.
00:17:15You know, I didn't think she could hang in prison.
00:17:17I told you she's a lot stronger than you think.
00:17:19You've seen her already.
00:17:20More than that, actually.
00:17:21We're officially dating now.
00:17:24You can't do that.
00:17:26If I don't recall, my personal might be restricted by the contract.
00:17:32I know what you're up to.
00:17:35I'm never honest to the CEO of this company.
00:17:38You better should have spent my respect both in and out of this fucking office.
00:17:44Eartha's off limits.
00:17:47It's my final line.
00:17:48It's not really up to me.
00:17:50She's a grown woman.
00:17:51She can decide for herself.
00:17:55So...
00:17:56What's the plan?
00:18:01Well...
00:18:02I hope Beverly still likes pizza.
00:18:17Pizza delivery.
00:18:19The hell?
00:18:20I didn't order any pizza.
00:18:32Pizza delivery.
00:18:34The hell?
00:18:35I didn't order any pizza.
00:18:36I'll put you back in jail, you psycho.
00:18:51Sure.
00:18:52You're coming with me.
00:18:57Ken, I want you.
00:18:58Your dirty ex-con.
00:18:59That's right.
00:19:00I want.
00:19:01He's mine.
00:19:02I am not here for your fiancé.
00:19:07Where's my brother?
00:19:10Is he in his heel?
00:19:11You don't want to find him.
00:19:13Never see that.
00:19:19Tell me where he is, or there will be pain.
00:19:23Lots of pain.
00:19:24I like pain.
00:19:25I like pain.
00:19:26Bitch.
00:19:33I like pain.
00:19:34Bitch.
00:19:35I like pain.
00:19:40She opens the door to the nurse.
00:19:42She closes the door.
00:19:44A true crime detective.
00:19:52Clear.
00:19:54On the case.
00:19:55I should have killed you myself that day.
00:20:05Claire!
00:20:07Claire!
00:20:09Reggie!
00:20:11Reggie!
00:20:13Reggie!
00:20:15God, what have they done to you?
00:20:18Reggie!
00:20:20Arthur, watch out!
00:20:21You're crazy!
00:20:22No one's getting out of here!
00:20:24No!
00:20:25No!
00:20:27No!
00:20:31No one's getting out of here!
00:20:32No!
00:20:33No!
00:20:34No!
00:20:35No!
00:20:41Evelyn?
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:46Is she...
00:20:47Is she...
00:20:48Is she...
00:20:49She's...
00:20:50She's dead.
00:20:51I wonder if she can trust me.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:54I did not plan on killing anyone.
00:20:55It was an accident.
00:20:56It was self-defense.
00:20:57It was self-defense.
00:20:58It was self-defense.
00:20:59Oh, God.
00:21:00Guys, we have to deal with this before Kevin gets bad.
00:21:01Eartha, what are we gonna do?
00:21:02I...
00:21:03Just...
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00:21:32Scott!
00:21:33Can you go get to the heavens..?
00:21:34Fast!
00:21:36I'll explain when you get here.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:40This was not part of my plan.
00:21:44Now, we got a bargaining chip to get the company back.
00:21:52Unless...
00:21:53I want to grab your cabin directly.
00:21:54I'll go after Kevin directly.
00:21:56The easiest way to get him behind bars.
00:22:02Kevin should know what he put me through.
00:22:05We're framing.
00:22:07Just like my true crime shows.
00:22:17We're framing.
00:22:19Just like my true crime shows.
00:22:24It's Scott.
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:35We didn't account for that in the plan?
00:22:42Claire.
00:22:43You just got me to handle the body.
00:22:45Put it somewhere safe and take Reggie home.
00:22:47But where are you?
00:22:49I may have got a job at Kevin's favorite place.
00:22:52You've got to be kidding me.
00:22:54Smart.
00:22:55He's my girl.
00:22:56So we're going through the deception plan.
00:22:58It's the only way.
00:23:00Trust me.
00:23:01I can get Kevin to tell me anything.
00:23:07Good thing I know Kevin inside and out.
00:23:11His mother never loved him.
00:23:13Only adopted him as chess move for her status in the family.
00:23:17Every minute of Kevin's life has been monitored and planned to gain advantage over their business ambitions.
00:23:24So, he frequents the local nightclub at the Beacon Press.
00:23:28And I'm paying for this.
00:23:30It's been a habit since long before you.
00:23:34Women are his weakness.
00:23:38Always have been.
00:23:40Always will be.
00:23:43Rough day?
00:23:44Blue.
00:23:46You work here?
00:23:48Kinda hard to get a decent job when you have ex conduct on your resume.
00:23:54Let me know if he did not agree.
00:23:56Let me know if he did not agree.
00:23:58Let me know if he did not agree.
00:24:00Let me know if he did not agree.
00:24:02Let me know if he did not agree.
00:24:05Eartha.
00:24:08I had no choice.
00:24:09I tried to negotiate you out of the imprisonment, but...
00:24:13In order to get all the business assets, we need to get everyone out of the way.
00:24:18Well, it doesn't really matter, does it?
00:24:19I lost everything, Kevin.
00:24:22My entire family.
00:24:25Not your entire family.
00:24:29What do you mean?
00:24:31I can't tell you much.
00:24:33Well, you have to tell me something.
00:24:35I have a right to know.
00:24:38Let me make it out to you.
00:24:39Or I'll get you a job at my company.
00:24:42You mean my company?
00:24:44At least let me cover all your living expenses.
00:24:47Oh.
00:24:49Oh.
00:24:51You mean...
00:24:52Work for you?
00:24:54Big boss man.
00:24:57For the rest of my life?
00:24:58Not.
00:24:59In your wettest.
00:25:00Dreams.
00:25:01It's the best thing you do.
00:25:02Oh.
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04I can feel you are.
00:25:05Very excited.
00:25:06To help me.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I can feel you are.
00:25:09I can feel you are.
00:25:10Very excited.
00:25:11To help me.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13I can feel you are.
00:25:14Very excited.
00:25:15To help me.
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:17I can feel you are.
00:25:18Very excited.
00:25:19I can feel you are.
00:25:20Very excited.
00:25:21To help me.
00:25:22I can feel you are.
00:25:23Very excited.
00:25:24To help me.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26I can feel you are.
00:25:38Very excited.
00:25:39To help me.
00:25:40I have to go.
00:25:50I have to go.
00:25:57Beverly's waiting for me.
00:26:06And the fuse is lit.
00:26:10Why is she so heavy?
00:26:13Muscle mass.
00:26:15Must be a pilates she does.
00:26:18That makes sense.
00:26:21Hey.
00:26:24Hers is really lucky to have you.
00:26:27I'm glad you guys are finally together.
00:26:29Yeah, I really like her.
00:26:30You always have.
00:26:32I think I'm going to be falling for her.
00:26:35I don't know how you let her get anywhere near Kevin after winning for the registry group.
00:26:39And I know she wants to get revenge, but...
00:26:42They have a history.
00:26:44Well, we're planning this together, and I trust she knows what she's doing.
00:26:46She says I want to get back in Kevin's here for my own reasons.
00:26:50She's right.
00:26:51And I'm waiting in to talk us for sex inspection.
00:26:54Still, can't be easy.
00:26:56Letting her go back to all that.
00:26:57No, it's not.
00:26:58It's really not.
00:26:59Oh, shit.
00:27:00Is that Beverly's cell phone?
00:27:03Okay, we need to dump this Sierra Lewis.
00:27:07Can you try this?
00:27:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:10I think it hurts.
00:27:14Too bad.
00:27:17Alright, let's get out of here before it comes back.
00:27:20Hey guys, can we grab a cheeseburger all the way back home?
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:38Hey, are you getting the swing ready or what?
00:27:40God, I don't know if that's not Beverly's blood.
00:27:50Fucking Rich, y'all.
00:27:52I need to let him open snaps and be.
00:28:00Hey Ken, how we kept in here?
00:28:03Fuck!
00:28:11And two.
00:28:22You gonna get that?
00:28:24Yeah, I'm supposed to be sleeping right now.
00:28:27What if Kevin thinks you're part of us?
00:28:30If they know me through,
00:28:32then you should be more worried like someone's closing if you didn't have an RG.
00:28:36Well, I don't have to worry if I like you.
00:28:40Strategic.
00:28:44This is crazy.
00:28:46When I told Eartha I had a body for her,
00:28:48I never thought I'd ever actually do it.
00:28:54We're the good guys, right?
00:28:56Like, when they make a true crime documentary about this,
00:29:00we're the ones in the interviews, right?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Yeah, we're the good guys.
00:29:05Yeah, we're, uh...
00:29:07We're, uh...
00:29:08We're the vigilantes.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:13Can you hear something?
00:29:17Hi.
00:29:18Eartha?
00:29:30Eartha?
00:29:31Eartha...
00:29:33Oh.
00:29:35If you've got something to do with this,
00:29:43I'll kill you myself.
00:29:46so you can stay here as long as you need um oh i got your clothes i hope they fit
00:29:58i'm sorry i made you do horrible things i did what i had to do she was smiling
00:30:08as you and our family were massacred
00:30:11our lives were destroyed by what she and kevin did
00:30:16karma's a bitch i guess huh
00:30:20i'm not ready to let anything separate us again
00:30:36go get clean up
00:30:37thanks
00:30:38how are you
00:31:03safe inside no one has access to this level unless the c-suite gives clearance
00:31:08and i'm holding on to key
00:31:10kevin's not going to stop until he finds his fiance
00:31:13we need to pin medley's death on him asap
00:31:16the agenda for the meeting has changed
00:31:24kevin
00:31:27scott hacked kevin the email and sent this on behalf of the ceo of buckman petroleum i propose to remove
00:31:44beverly from her role effective immediately
00:31:47beverly unprofessional and erotic behavior in the office have been causing a hindrance to the c-suite's day-to-day functions
00:31:54to eliminate the negative impact from her abuse of power rooted in nephicism
00:32:00i decided to execute her firing personally with the best interest of the company at heart
00:32:08let the chaos ensue
00:32:14what is this
00:32:16i know it wasn't an easy decision to make but for once you did the right thing son
00:32:21call it someone had
00:32:23beverly's role with this company was largely a fake one
00:32:27i mean we could have had a mutiny on our hands
00:32:29i don't understand i swear to god i did not send this email
00:32:32well it's your account and your signature
00:32:38everybody can see that right
00:32:40yeah we'll see
00:32:42do you think i don't know who's behind this
00:32:52don't you think i don't know who's behind this
00:32:54whoa easy bro
00:32:56all right cut it out
00:32:57i know you've been eyeballing my seat but this this is a low blow
00:33:02i have no idea what you're talking about
00:33:04kevin
00:33:05you're a ceo i need you to behave professionally and lead by example
00:33:09shut the fuck up old man
00:33:12you need to learn some goddamn respect
00:33:15i'm still in charge here
00:33:17i'm the ceo
00:33:18a ceo that's elected by board members every year
00:33:22i'm sure how they're feeling about that choice right now
00:33:30all right that's enough you punk
00:33:32now i don't think you're difficult for me right now but if you can't handle this
00:33:35the board and i will make a suitable replacement
00:33:38i'm fine
00:33:40i'm
00:33:43i'm fine
00:33:43it's cool i'm cool
00:33:47i'm just looking out for you man that's all
00:33:49this is normal
00:33:54there's so many things that boy has left to learn
00:33:57perhaps we jump the guy and electing him
00:34:01next winter true fellas for showing we're both in different sets
00:34:05are those industry biggest treat you different yet
00:34:08is it only at the top of all i love the shit
00:34:11i had a call to make the chase to accomplish
00:34:14you're behind this aren't you
00:34:23behind this aren't you
00:34:27you're scott's puppet master right
00:34:30scott is a grown man capable of making his own decisions
00:34:33of all the eligible bachelors in this city
00:34:36you have to date my right hand man
00:34:38why can't you just be happy for me scott
00:34:41because
00:34:48because the thought of you being happy with literally anyone else
00:34:55i can't take it but it fucking bothers me
00:34:59oh kev
00:35:04you can't have it elsewhere you're smoking
00:35:08yes i don't recall you being the jealous type mr wilson
00:35:16and why does a man engage to the most beautiful socialite in the city
00:35:21frequent a nightclub
00:35:23hmm
00:35:26apparently i like to be open keep things interesting
00:35:33and how can i make this more interesting for you
00:35:38so
00:35:53uh
00:35:54Yeah, um, and I'm at least, uh, missing, uh.
00:36:02Oh. Why don't you call the cops if you're so worried?
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:10Unless...
00:36:16You're afraid of the cops for some other bad, bad things.
00:36:24Oh, yeah. I've done some bad things.
00:36:28Yeah?
00:36:29Yeah, this is so cold.
00:36:31Mm.
00:36:32This is so cold. Are you enjoying it?
00:36:34I'm so cold.
00:36:37Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:45Yeah, you like that?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49Oh, yeah, right there. Yeah, just like that.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:55Oh.
00:36:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:59There's something I need to tell you.
00:37:02You can tell me anything.
00:37:05What we had seemed perfect to Earth, but I had to destroy it.
00:37:17I had no choice.
00:37:19Beverly was starting to kill herself if I didn't go through the plan.
00:37:22Oh, my God.
00:37:23This might sound like bullshit to you.
00:37:25But I think I really did love you.
00:37:28Did you love me too?
00:37:32Did you love me too?
00:37:37What we had, even when our life was perfect?
00:37:40When Reggie was a fun-loving little brother who used to light up a room and make us all laugh until we couldn't breathe?
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49You fucked all that up, Kevin.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:51About Reggie.
00:37:52You're sorry for what?
00:37:53Exactly.
00:37:54For what?
00:37:55Every night.
00:37:56I'm sorry.
00:37:57About Reggie.
00:37:58You're sorry for what?
00:37:59Exactly.
00:38:00For what?
00:38:01Every night.
00:38:02She's sorry for what?
00:38:03She's sorry for all.
00:38:09Even you stand there and pretend that you never miss her.
00:38:13Even if you want to just breathe.
00:38:15You, you just want to breathe?
00:38:16Yeah.
00:38:17You fucked all that up, Kevin.
00:38:18I'm sorry.
00:38:19About Reggie.
00:38:20You're sorry for what?
00:38:25Exactly.
00:38:26Oh,, Beverly and I ...
00:38:27Just ...
00:38:29Sorry for all of them.
00:38:31that you never miss me while you're a person.
00:38:33And don't you pretend like you didn't get
00:38:35everything you wanted after sending me away.
00:38:45You know, there was a time
00:38:47when I thought that I truly loved you.
00:38:50And you had just committed to me.
00:38:53I would have brought you into the company myself.
00:38:55But you never stood up for me, Kevin.
00:38:58You didn't even have the balls to stand up to Beverly,
00:39:00who was lying through her teeth.
00:39:04You, and only you, are responsible for this mess.
00:39:12Oh, and thanks, I guess, for the pity fuck.
00:39:19Oh, fuck you, Eartha.
00:39:20Tell that boyfriend to stop fucking around.
00:39:23Shit.
00:39:27God, that was so fucking hot.
00:39:30God, I did it all behind.
00:39:35I moved a memorial in here, so we can now see it.
00:39:37Ugh, Kevin will not bite.
00:39:39I was hoping you would say something.
00:39:41Anything about Reggie so that we could expose him for kidnapping sooner than later.
00:39:45I recorded my side of the testimony.
00:39:47We just kidnapped the cops.
00:39:56I recorded my side of the testimony.
00:39:58We just kidnapped the cops.
00:39:59No.
00:40:00Not yet.
00:40:01Not until he avoids the clause that Beverly forged my signature on.
00:40:08That's the only way we get the company back.
00:40:10Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
00:40:12You never even wanted to work for the company.
00:40:14We could all leave town tonight.
00:40:18This company belongs to my family.
00:40:22I have to make it right.
00:40:25Besides, Kevin needs to know what it feels like to lose everything.
00:40:29Everything.
00:40:39That was our day of the wedding.
00:40:41What is good night?
00:40:59A Tesla.
00:41:14Fucking Tesla.
00:41:19Hang on.
00:41:21Sorry about the other day.
00:41:22Don't worry about it, bro.
00:41:24Now you're under a lot of stress.
00:41:25You okay?
00:41:27I'm good.
00:41:28I'm just waiting for any anxiety.
00:41:31You know?
00:41:32I bet there's a lot on your plate.
00:41:35How's Beverly?
00:41:37She's been, uh, quiet lately.
00:41:40Kinda out of character.
00:41:45So, uh...
00:41:47How do you like your car?
00:41:48You know, I'm moving 4x4 kinda behind myself.
00:41:50And this computer's on wheels really in a little snow right here.
00:41:54You just gotta get used to it, man.
00:41:55There's just gotta be a reason.
00:41:58That there's only 5 Tesla owners in this entire city.
00:42:03Right?
00:42:08Am I cheap?
00:42:13Is that really?
00:42:14Is that really?
00:42:15Because I've seen Eartha.
00:42:23Because I've seen Eartha.
00:42:27Like I say, Eartha's a grown woman.
00:42:29She can make her own decisions.
00:42:31Beverly?
00:42:32I haven't seen her.
00:42:33I don't think she likes to be very much.
00:42:35Man-man?
00:42:36We don't know what she's about to handle.
00:42:38They both are.
00:42:39We don't know what she's about to handle.
00:42:41They both are.
00:42:45Eartha might ever leave.
00:42:46Even the small hair on her head.
00:42:48All right.
00:42:49All right.
00:42:50All the pieces.
00:42:53I see the same about Eartha, but you already crossed that line, didn't you?
00:42:55Eartha's been crossing all the lines lately.
00:42:58Oh.
00:43:04Send me the G4 out with my EOD.
00:43:11He's getting suspicious.
00:43:12Okay, you need to stay away from him.
00:43:13It may be even more suspicious.
00:43:16Now, as far as I know, he still believes that I have feelings for him.
00:43:20And that's working on our favor.
00:43:21Seriously, can we not get even further into this?
00:43:24Like, there's literally a dead body stuffed in the closet.
00:43:27Just leave town.
00:43:28Right, and leave you two here alone?
00:43:30Kevin would come after you to get to me.
00:43:32Look, based off my extensive true crime knowledge,
00:43:34we need this to end soon.
00:43:36Otherwise, we all go to prison.
00:43:38At the very least, we'll definitely lose our jobs.
00:43:43I don't like that look.
00:43:45None of Kevin uses this job first.
00:44:12Get in my reach.
00:44:23I'm here to make this all perfectly clear.
00:44:25I am not in love with you anymore.
00:44:27And it will be...
00:44:29That shit has failed.
00:44:31Bullshit.
00:44:33There are secrets that last between us.
00:44:36But I know it's real.
00:44:38Scum may make you feel safe or whatever.
00:44:42But I know you, Eartha.
00:44:45And I can make you feel really...
00:44:48Really good.
00:44:50You know the old me.
00:44:53I'm a whole new person now.
00:44:55Thanks to you.
00:44:57A new...
00:44:59Hard version of myself.
00:45:03I'm a hard version of myself right now.
00:45:07Come on Eartha.
00:45:10I can't stop thinking about you.
00:45:14But I...
00:45:16I can't believe that early.
00:45:18You know that.
00:45:20What about what you said?
00:45:24That you would make it up to me?
00:45:26How about...
00:45:29A brand new apartment in the city.
00:45:32Your own place.
00:45:35How about...
00:45:37You...
00:45:39Void the cloths that Beverly forged my signature on.
00:45:43So that's why you're backing my life.
00:45:47Mm-hmm.
00:45:48Three years.
00:45:50You're no different than all the other gold diggers.
00:45:55Taking back what's mine does not make me a gold digger.
00:45:59Technically, you're the gold digger here.
00:46:02We might be able to negotiate.
00:46:05Under one...
00:46:06Condition.
00:46:07Don't stop.
00:46:08Stay in the city.
00:46:09Where we can...
00:46:10Meet...
00:46:11Occasionally.
00:46:12Meet...
00:46:13Occasionally.
00:46:14Really?
00:46:15Be your side piece?
00:46:17I don't wanna lose you again.
00:46:19We should've thought of that on our wedding day.
00:46:20I get it.
00:46:21You still think love anyway.
00:46:23It's full of you.
00:46:24Maybe you're the doubt in your life.
00:46:25You're not.
00:46:26You're the pirate.
00:46:27But you're the pirate.
00:46:28We're the pirate.
00:46:29Don't stop.
00:46:30Stay in the city.
00:46:31Where we can...
00:46:32Meet...
00:46:33Occasionally.
00:46:34Really...
00:46:35Your side piece?
00:46:37I don't wanna lose you again.
00:46:39Well, you should've thought of that on our wedding day.
00:46:44I get it.
00:46:45You still think love anyway.
00:46:47make love and control at the same thing.
00:46:50You think you're better off without me?
00:46:53Look at you, you're a waitress.
00:46:55Fuck you.
00:46:56Where's my brother, asshole?
00:46:59Where's my fiancé, bitch?
00:47:06Hello?
00:47:07I'm calling an emergency meeting.
00:47:09If you can't be present in half an hour,
00:47:11we will void your vote and we will not accept votes by proxy.
00:47:17Like I'm lost and broke.
00:47:23I'm calling an emergency meeting.
00:47:25If you can't be present in half an hour,
00:47:27we will void your vote and we will not accept votes by proxy.
00:47:35I know where to go.
00:47:39I'm all on my own, but though I love votes.
00:47:42Like I'm lost and broke.
00:47:45Oh, it's done, it's broken.
00:47:53Well, oh well well, sit.
00:47:58Counting has discovered a series of suspicious transfers.
00:48:02From company cash flow to your personal accounts.
00:48:06It's...
00:48:07My...
00:48:08My personal daughter might be better because, you know,
00:48:09you fired her so quickly and she might be upset.
00:48:12Hold, hold, hold on.
00:48:13What makes you think it's right?
00:48:14Well, because you fired her so quickly,
00:48:16we can't believe that it might be a joint effort between the two of you.
00:48:19So, to avoid any legal complications,
00:48:22the board has voted unanimously to remove you from your position as CEO.
00:48:27So, thanks for coming.
00:48:29You've been voted out, son.
00:48:31But...
00:48:32I worked so hard for this title.
00:48:34Years.
00:48:36You can't just...
00:48:38You can't just take it.
00:48:39This isn't fair.
00:48:40You know what?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:43Fine.
00:48:44Fucking fine.
00:48:45Thanks for understanding.
00:48:47Out.
00:48:48It's not a personal man.
00:48:55Out.
00:48:56It's not a personal man.
00:48:58You're fucking dead, Scott.
00:48:59I'll never let you in with this.
00:49:00Get off me.
00:49:01Look at...
00:49:02Hey, hey!
00:49:03Hey!
00:49:04Hey!
00:49:05Hey!
00:49:06Hey!
00:49:07Hey!
00:49:08Hey!
00:49:09Hey!
00:49:10Hey, hey!
00:49:11Hey!
00:49:12Hey!
00:49:13Hey!
00:49:14Hey!
00:49:15Hey!
00:49:16Now, I hear the Severance Package has a great mental health program.
00:49:18Oh, you see...
00:49:19Maybe we'll look into it.
00:49:20Security!
00:49:23You're fucking dead, Scott!
00:49:25I'll never let you win this, get off me!
00:49:27Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:49:29I hear the Severance Package has a great mental health program.
00:49:32Maybe we'll look into it.
00:49:36The board appreciates all that you've been through, Scott.
00:49:40This company could use a good level heading later, like you.
00:49:43So welcome aboard.
00:49:45I won't let you down.
00:49:46For my first order of business,
00:49:48we all know that this signature is illegal.
00:49:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:49:54please welcome the newest member of our board.
00:50:06Ladies and gentlemen,
00:50:07please welcome the newest member of our board.
00:50:10Thanks, everyone.
00:50:12It's good to be there.
00:50:14Oh, it's possible.
00:50:21Something's fucking missing.
00:50:23Fuck!
00:50:30You don't get to be happy.
00:50:32You don't get to be happy.
00:50:34You don't get to be happy.
00:50:35Tell me!
00:50:46You grew up with all this stuff here.
00:50:49You got so good.
00:50:50You got so good.
00:51:04Doesn't Eartha have a shift now?
00:51:06Doesn't she have a key anyways?
00:51:08But then, plus she's not working at the club now that she's back with the family company.
00:51:13I check it out now.
00:51:35I till you're in.
00:51:36I was in the gate, Red.
00:51:42I'd say hi to an old friend.
00:51:44How thoughtful.
00:51:45But Earth is not home, and I'm going to bed.
00:51:48So you can call her.
00:51:49You can watch the movie.
00:51:51I think I'll kill you.
00:51:58I've had a rough week.
00:52:01And I don't know who to talk to.
00:52:06Hey, Claire, what's up?
00:52:07Well, now you shrink.
00:52:09Why don't you talk to your fiancé about it?
00:52:13That's the thing, Claire.
00:52:17I can't find Beverly anywhere.
00:52:22But you know what I did find?
00:52:25Your pen.
00:52:28In my garage.
00:52:31I think I'll stay until you tell me where Beverly is.
00:52:43Claire, are you hiding something from me?
00:52:47No.
00:52:49Nope.
00:52:49I, um, actually, yes.
00:52:56You've crushed me for a long time.
00:52:58And I think we should go back to my room.
00:53:00Bullshit, I'm going to stop you right there.
00:53:02We both know what you're into, girls.
00:53:04You've made that abundantly fucking clear over the years.
00:53:09Nice try.
00:53:16Move.
00:53:17Move.
00:53:17Tell me where Beverly.
00:53:27I don't fucking know.
00:53:28Tell me!
00:53:30Tell me!
00:53:32Black car!
00:53:34Reggie, run!
00:53:39Hi, Reggie.
00:53:40Long time no see.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:44Okay.
00:53:46Let's see if you're a real man.
00:53:49Hit me, Reggie.
00:53:50Make.
00:53:51Your.
00:53:52Sister.
00:53:54Proud.
00:53:54Reggie, run!
00:53:55Please!
00:53:56Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:57Run!
00:53:58Run!
00:53:58Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:53:59Run!
00:54:00Run!
00:54:01Run!
00:54:01Run!
00:54:02Run!
00:54:03Run!
00:54:03Run!
00:54:04Run!
00:54:04Run!
00:54:05Run!
00:54:05Run!
00:54:06Run!
00:54:12Run!
00:54:13Run!
00:54:13Run!
00:54:13Run!
00:54:15Run!
00:54:16Run!
00:54:16Run!
00:54:17Run!
00:54:18Run!
00:54:19So well-chained
00:54:20your poor girl
00:54:21didn't.
00:54:22yarns,
00:54:22Stop it,!
00:54:23You kungy ja'm lost!
00:54:24tiss!
00:54:25Help!
00:54:25Ah!
00:54:27Ah!
00:54:27Ah!
00:54:28Ah!
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:30Ah!
00:54:30Ah!
00:54:31Ah!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:36You're not a drill.
00:54:45Up!
00:54:46Good boy.
00:54:48Good boy.
00:54:49Good boy.
00:54:50Good boy.
00:54:51Good boy.
00:54:52Good boy.
00:54:53Good boy.
00:54:54Good boy.
00:54:55Good boy.
00:54:56Claire.
00:54:57What's happening, Claire?
00:54:58Eartha.
00:54:59Checkmate, bitch.
00:55:00Kevin, please, please do not run up, Kevin!
00:55:12Claire?
00:55:13Claire?
00:55:14I'm so sorry.
00:55:15I'm so sorry.
00:55:16I should have called the cops out of the second he was hired.
00:55:19Are you okay?
00:55:20Probably.
00:55:21It's not your fault.
00:55:22None of us knew he was actually that violent.
00:55:25If Heaven finds Beverly's body before we get to Reggie, we're all going to be charged
00:55:37with murder.
00:55:38True crime is exhausting in my life.
00:55:40No, no, no.
00:55:41There's no way that's going to happen.
00:55:42He has no idea that floor exists.
00:55:44I'm going to keep you safe, okay?
00:55:47Almost.
00:55:48It's him.
00:55:55Now I have your attention.
00:56:02Now I have your attention.
00:56:07If anything happens to Reggie, I promise you, you will never find that.
00:56:12See, I knew you were behind this.
00:56:15If you would have just been honest with me from the beginning, Reggie wouldn't need
00:56:20to be involved.
00:56:22You and only you are responsible for this mess.
00:56:25You're the one to preach about honesty.
00:56:27Hang on, just calm down, okay?
00:56:29Did she tell you we fucked yet?
00:56:31You don't think I know what my girlfriend does?
00:56:33We plan that shit, dude.
00:56:34Stop calling her your girlfriend.
00:56:37Look, I said calm down, okay?
00:56:39Bring Reggie to the basement of the company and I'll bring her, okay?
00:56:43You're fucking with me again.
00:56:47I'll slit Reggie stone.
00:56:50No, don't you touch him, Kevin!
00:56:53Kevin!
00:56:55Oh my god, man.
00:56:57Oh my god, this is all my fault.
00:56:59I shouldn't have left Reggie alone here.
00:57:01No, I'm going to still turn this around.
00:57:03Look, Kevin needs to see Beverly, right?
00:57:06So, hurry, Reggie won't give him the information he needs.
00:57:10I've let this go way too far.
00:57:12Scott's right.
00:57:13At this point, you could forget everything I said about leaving town.
00:57:18You need to destroy him.
00:57:20Seriously, fuck Kevin.
00:57:22Anything hackless to Reggie?
00:57:26I feel weird at him again.
00:57:27I don't think I'd be able to leave him soon.
00:57:29Oh, don't say that, okay?
00:57:31You have us, you have me.
00:57:33We are not going to all get through this together, right?
00:57:37I love you.
00:57:45I love you.
00:57:49I love you too.
00:57:52I love you too.
00:57:55So...
00:57:57what's your guys' final plan?
00:57:58Um...
00:58:07Wait, wait, wait, wait...
00:58:10Whatever happens tonight,
00:58:12I want you to know you're one of the best things that's ever happened to me...
00:58:16Me too.
00:58:23Wow!
00:58:25What about me?
00:58:27Reggie!
00:58:28Now, Scott must get some really good dick for you, Ruthie's mom.
00:58:32You know, she said the same bullshit to me before our wedding, Scott.
00:58:36It makes you very happy to me.
00:58:38That was before you took everything from me, you fucking pig!
00:58:41Oh, big scary words from a big scary girl!
00:58:46Prison really changed you.
00:58:48What are your manners, Earth now?
00:58:49You know what? Why don't we tell Scott every juicy detail about how you fucked me at the night?
00:58:58Don't push it, Kevin. You're already at the night.
00:59:00Exactly! I've got nothing left to lose.
00:59:04The biggest mistake I ever made was trusting you.
00:59:09You turned on me for this stupid fucking slut and not even that hot!
00:59:14I should've just killed her right away.
00:59:17Ah!
00:59:19You're a bad boy!
00:59:20Listen, Kevin! Kevin, we were just trying to make a fair deal, okay?
00:59:22Look, Beverly's belongings are in that closet. This is going to lead you right to her.
00:59:24Just bring us, Reggie, and Scott will give you the key!
00:59:26Why should I fucking trust you?
00:59:28You both literally wanted to ruin my life!
00:59:43That sounds familiar, doesn't it, Kevin?
00:59:44You don't really have a choice. It's been beyond 72 hours. If Beverly's Dean missing, you'll be the number one suspect.
00:59:54Fine.
00:59:56Fine.
00:59:57But you take Reggie.
00:59:58But you take Reggie.
01:00:00Or the stays.
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:08I'm going to come for Reggie in three.
01:00:14One.
01:00:16Two.
01:00:18Three.
01:00:19No!
01:00:20Hey!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26Hey!
01:00:27Hey!
01:00:28Hey!
01:00:29Everybody just calm down!
01:00:31Don't just fucking tell me!
01:00:32Is she dead?
01:00:33Just look for yourself.
01:00:34She's dead!
01:00:35Just look for yourself.
01:00:39She's dead.
01:00:42I'll bury you with her.
01:00:45I welcome it.
01:00:55How does it feel?
01:00:58To lose everything you love?
01:01:01Come on, Kevin.
01:01:03Cut my throat.
01:01:07Why do you have to harm me?
01:01:12Karma's a bitch.
01:01:14Come on.
01:01:15You're a bitch!
01:01:16No!
01:01:20You're a bitch!
01:01:21No!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23Hey!
01:01:24Chill.
01:01:25Don't do it.
01:01:26You're right, Kevin.
01:01:29I am a bitch.
01:01:31Oh!
01:01:32AHHHHH!
01:01:35Come on, her.
01:01:36Let's get out of here!
01:01:38Cops are going to be here for ten minutes.
01:01:39Scott.
01:01:40Take Reggie to the cops.
01:01:42And show them where we are.
01:01:44Reggie!
01:01:45Give the police your acquaintance money.
01:01:47No!
01:01:48No way I'm going to be here for the psychopath!
01:01:49It is between him and I, okay?
01:01:52Somebody has to make sure that he's not going to run.
01:01:54It's okay.
01:01:55Okay, come on.
01:01:56It's okay.
01:01:57Come on.
01:01:58It's okay.
01:01:59Come on.
01:02:02This is so old.
01:02:04I can't live without you.
01:02:07Oh.
01:02:08But you will.
01:02:09You will live every day with the guilt of knowing that your actions are the reason that she is dead.
01:02:21And when you get the shit beat out of you in prison for being a white killer, you'll think of me.
01:02:32You'll stay awake every night, bloodied and bruised, haunted by your own thoughts that what-ifs and regrets pain will be your existence for the rest of your life.
01:02:46I was willing to make it up to you!
01:02:48I was willing to make it up to you!
01:02:50I would have been exclusive, my buddy.
01:02:53Sounds like my own personal prison.
01:02:58Why do you have to ruin everything?
01:03:01Not everything.
01:03:03Just you.
01:03:08You two really were a match made in hell.
01:03:16I won't be able to recover from the fourth quarter dip.
01:03:32Any questions?
01:03:35And what is your proposed marketing strategy for the next quarter?
01:03:41That's a great question.
01:03:42Hey!
01:03:43You could have been in your white killer, huh?
01:03:45Boogie!
01:03:46Fuck you!
01:03:47I didn't do shit!
01:03:48Ugh!
01:03:49B for victory.
01:03:50Me happy now that it's over?
01:03:51Happy is a strong word.
01:03:52But content.
01:03:53And safe.
01:03:54Then...
01:03:55I'm sorry.
01:03:56I'm sorry.
01:03:57I'm sorry.
01:03:58I'm sorry.
01:03:59I'm sorry.
01:04:00I'm sorry.
01:04:01I'm sorry.
01:04:02I'm sorry.
01:04:03I'm sorry.
01:04:04I'm sorry.
01:04:05I'm sorry.
01:04:06I'm sorry.
01:04:07I'm sorry.
01:04:08I'm sorry.
01:04:09Then...
01:04:10Would you make me happy, man?
01:04:14Absolutely.
01:04:15Yes.
01:04:16I've never presided over an elopement before.
01:04:30This is exciting.
01:04:31We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Eartha Buckman and Scott Lansing,
01:04:37partners in business and in life.
01:04:39Grimington City is in good hands.
01:04:41You have prepared vows?
01:04:42We do it.
01:04:43Eartha, light of my life, my favorite person, my fearless lady and the sexiest and smartest
01:04:56woman that I have ever known.
01:04:59On this sacred day, Eartha, I vow to be your unwavering protector, standing by your side
01:05:04through every joy and every challenge.
01:05:06And with love as our foundation, I pledge to cherish, honor, and safeguard our journey
01:05:11together for as long as we both shall live.
01:05:16I stand before you, Scott, my rock and guiding light.
01:05:23Your strength and support have been my anchor.
01:05:26I vow to cherish and honor you for all of our days.
01:05:29Just as you have looked past my scars to see my true essence within, I promise to see and
01:05:36love every part of you.
01:05:38I commit to standing by your side, taking the pair of you with unwavering love for the
01:05:42rest of our lives.
01:05:44Do you have the rings?
01:05:49Do you, Eartha, take Scott to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:05:55I do.
01:05:56And do you, Scott, take Eartha to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:06:00I do.
01:06:03By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you Mary.
01:06:08You may now kiss to seal the marriage.
01:06:13Hey.
01:06:23Now, sit. Use your hips.
01:06:25Good.
01:06:30Babe.
01:06:31Babe.
01:06:32Babe?
01:06:33Babe?
01:06:34Babe!
01:06:35Babe.
01:06:36Okay?
01:06:37Can I get you anything?
01:06:38Oh.
01:06:39God.
01:06:40I'm not gonna get the hands off.
01:06:43A doctor to the department?
01:06:52What?
01:06:56Are you serious?
01:06:58Are you serious?
01:06:59Oh my God, finally.
01:07:01I know.
01:07:03I've been trying for so long.
01:07:07You're going to be a mom?
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10Oh my God, I'm going to be a dad.
01:07:13You'll be great.
01:07:21I hope it's a girl.
01:07:24Yeah, too.