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Britannia Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00:00Without me, without the height, that death appears I've been.
00:00:30I've been.
00:01:00I've been.
00:01:29All right, who wants to go first?
00:01:33In a few hours' time, 400 ships will set sail for Britannia.
00:01:3920,000 men.
00:01:40Or to be more precise, 19,996, because you four didn't fancy it.
00:01:47Thought you'd desert your posts and make a run for it.
00:01:49What was it, eh?
00:01:53No weather.
00:01:54Britannia is a cursed land, ruled by the dead.
00:01:58The forests are filled with demons, a devil's army.
00:02:00They feast on human flesh.
00:02:02The sea swarms with serpents.
00:02:03Giant squid.
00:02:04Well, that sounds scary, doesn't it, Lucius?
00:02:07Sounds awful.
00:02:08We've all heard those stories.
00:02:10Enough to give you nightmares.
00:02:11When you joined this army, you swore an oath.
00:02:14Anyone remember what it was?
00:02:15To faithfully execute all that the Emperor commands.
00:02:18To never desert the Legion.
00:02:20Never desert the Legion.
00:02:22Unless, of course, the enemy was a bit scary.
00:02:26Hmm?
00:02:28Unless there was a fucking giant squid.
00:02:34We're not the only ones.
00:02:35Half the Legion don't want it.
00:02:38There's going to be a mutiny.
00:02:40As soon as you're in country, they're going to do you and him.
00:02:45What's the punishment for desertion, Lucius?
00:02:48Death by stoning.
00:02:50To be carried out by the same Legion
00:02:52whose lives have been endangered by fell cowardice.
00:02:55Please, General, have mercy.
00:02:57Have mercy.
00:02:59Have mercy, General.
00:03:00Have mercy.
00:03:01I don't want to wake up an entire Legion,
00:03:04march them off these ships in this pissing rain
00:03:06just so they can stone you for to death.
00:03:08So I will show mercy.
00:03:10Whichever one of you cuts the other three's throats,
00:03:13I'll let that man go.
00:03:16What?
00:03:19Lucius?
00:03:19Loud and clear, General.
00:03:22Loud and clear.
00:03:25I'll do it.
00:03:26What?
00:03:26Give me the knife.
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:28Give me the knife.
00:03:29Let me do it.
00:03:30Give me the knife.
00:03:30Don't tell me what I'm doing.
00:03:31No, let me do it, General.
00:03:32Give me the knife.
00:03:33Silence!
00:03:40You're a bit quiet.
00:03:41What's the matter?
00:03:42You don't fancy me?
00:03:43I made a mistake.
00:03:45I was weak.
00:03:46I accept my punishment.
00:03:47What do you think, Lucius?
00:03:48Does he look weak to you?
00:03:49Does he fuck?
00:03:50He's got muscles on his piss.
00:03:53I'm gonna need men like you when we get over there.
00:03:55He's got muscles on his butt.
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57So what do you think?
00:04:00Second chance.
00:04:02Hmm?
00:04:02I'll be outside
00:04:19Don't do what he said
00:04:30Stick together
00:04:31Please, brother
00:04:32We're brothers
00:04:33Well, look at that rain
00:04:40Let's leave it a couple of days, shall we?
00:04:42Wait for the storm to break
00:04:44This is our time, trust me
00:04:46When we spy land, the wind will drop
00:04:50The waves will vanish
00:04:51And we'll drop anchor in perfect sunshine
00:04:54What makes you so sure of that?
00:04:58Because I'm lucky
00:04:59We're all done in there
00:05:06Are you ready for Britannia?
00:05:21Bye, Joe
00:05:22Well, let's get on that fucking boat
00:05:27I'm done in this one
00:05:32How are you today?
00:05:36Yeah, I'm sorry
00:05:37Oh, my God
00:05:37I'm sorry
00:05:38Bye, Molly
00:05:38I'm sorry
00:05:39I'm sorry
00:05:40But I'm sorry
00:05:41I'm sorry
00:05:42I'm sorry
00:05:42But I'm not sure
00:05:43We're not used to it
00:05:43We're not used to it
00:05:45But I'm sorry
00:05:46We're not used to it
00:05:47I'm sorry
00:05:48I'm sorry
00:05:48You're not used to it
00:05:49You're not used to it
00:05:50Joe
00:08:20Not before.
00:08:21And if she speaks to you, she will disappear forever.
00:08:29You have to stop if you ask.
00:08:42You have to ask, though.
00:08:44Stop!
00:08:48You spoke.
00:08:54Your face.
00:08:55Even the gods don't see everything.
00:08:57If I speak to you, she's a good man, but he has a way of stealing.
00:09:27Don't stick into things, even if they don't make him happy.
00:09:33Mum didn't listen to Dad.
00:09:35She listened.
00:09:37Then she did what she wanted.
00:09:39Did Dad know that?
00:09:40All men know that.
00:09:41All men know that.
00:09:41All men know that.
00:09:41They just don't like to talk about it.
00:09:43So come on.
00:09:46Ask me.
00:09:47Anything you like.
00:09:50Do you miss being a girl?
00:09:52Being a girl is the best thing in the world.
00:09:56Until you've become a woman.
00:09:58Then the gods add something.
00:10:02Something amazing.
00:10:06Being a girl is definitely easier.
00:10:08But being a woman, if you stay sharp, put the work in.
00:10:17Does it hurt?
00:10:20You mean the knife?
00:10:22When they cut your tummy?
00:10:23No.
00:10:25You're somewhere else.
00:10:28You have the smoke spirit inside you.
00:10:31What's that like?
00:10:32You'll find out tonight.
00:10:35It's like...
00:10:37nothing you've ever felt before.
00:10:42Kate, the truth is, you're just going to have to pass through it all.
00:10:46I'll see you on the other side of the ritual.
00:10:49And the first thing we'll do, remember?
00:10:51We'll go hunting together.
00:10:53First thing.
00:10:54I promise.
00:10:55I promise.
00:11:25I promise.
00:11:29I promise.
00:11:44I promise.
00:11:45I promise.
00:11:46I'm not so proud of you.
00:11:48I'll go hunting to see you next time.
00:11:51I promise.
00:11:55Take that tongue out of your mouth.
00:12:25It doesn't belong to you.
00:12:26Please forgive me coming here, will I?
00:12:27Don't say, Manu.
00:12:28Don't look at me.
00:12:29Look at the earth.
00:12:30What's the matter?
00:12:31Have you had enough of life?
00:12:32You want us to put you out of your pain?
00:12:33I need to speak to Veron.
00:12:34I need to warn him.
00:12:35Why don't you speak to me?
00:12:36I need to speak to Veron!
00:12:37Why don't you speak to me?
00:12:43For weeks now.
00:12:44No, for months.
00:12:45From dawn until night and beyond.
00:12:47It's in my dreams too.
00:12:48Slow down.
00:12:51There's been signs.
00:12:52I've checked them all.
00:12:53The rivers and the sun.
00:12:54I've tried into both.
00:12:55The sparrows.
00:12:56What are you driving about?
00:12:57You see, the moon.
00:12:58The moon still speaks to me.
00:12:59And now it has the same voice as the sparrows and the same voice as the river and the same
00:13:04voice as the badgers and the frogs.
00:13:06Everything is speaking in one voice.
00:13:08But the sun won't speak to me.
00:13:12But everything else in the same voice.
00:13:14The same clear voice saying the same thing over and over, over, over, over again.
00:13:18What does the voice say?
00:13:21That tonight.
00:13:21At the solstice.
00:13:22What about the solstice?
00:13:23The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:28The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:29The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:30The sun will not rise tomorrow!
00:13:31Outcast.
00:13:32You know better than to come here.
00:13:36If you want to play games, the druids are ready.
00:13:41If you listen carefully.
00:13:43If you ever, ever come here again, I will eat your eyes.
00:13:56Is that clear?
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58Get out.
00:14:27Thanks very much.
00:14:56I don't know.
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:56I don't know.
00:16:26I don't know.
00:16:56I don't know.
00:17:26I put my trust in the goddess who watches down on me this austest night.
00:17:42Have you chosen a name?
00:17:45Don't speak it.
00:17:46It must be known only to you and the goddess.
00:17:50I'm not ready.
00:18:17I'm not ready.
00:18:19I'm not ready.
00:18:20I'm not ready.
00:18:21Don't be scared.
00:18:23You have wings.
00:18:25I can feel it.
00:18:26Father.
00:18:36Father.
00:18:36Kate.
00:18:37Kate.
00:18:49Kate.
00:18:49He's gone.
00:18:51He's gone.
00:18:53When I was cold, you kept me warm.
00:19:04When I went, you comforted me.
00:19:09You comforted me.
00:19:10I am of the earth because of you.
00:19:15Because of you.
00:19:16I belong.
00:19:18I belong.
00:19:18I belong.
00:19:18When you are a child again.
00:19:21We...
00:19:22Helpless.
00:19:24I will protect you.
00:19:26I will protect you.
00:19:30Tell us your name, sister.
00:19:34Father.
00:19:35Who are you?
00:19:37What's wrong?
00:19:38What's wrong?
00:20:08What's wrong?
00:20:38What's wrong?
00:21:08What's wrong?
00:21:09What's wrong?
00:21:10Take them off!
00:21:12Go!
00:21:14Go!
00:21:16Go!
00:21:18Go!
00:21:20Go!
00:21:21Go!
00:21:22Go!
00:21:23Go!
00:21:24Go!
00:21:25Go!
00:21:28Go!
00:21:29Go!
00:21:30Go!
00:21:31Go!
00:21:32Go!
00:21:33Go!
00:21:34Go!
00:21:35No!
00:21:49No!
00:21:52Izzy!
00:21:55Izzy!
00:21:59Izzy!
00:22:01Izzy!
00:22:03Izzy!
00:22:07Izzy!
00:22:09Izzy!
00:22:33Behold, gods of Britannia, I am Rome, and where I walk is Rome.
00:23:03Behold, gods of Britannia, I am Rome, and where I walk is Rome.
00:23:33Behold, gods of Britannia, I am Rome.
00:24:03Come on, come on, show up.
00:24:17They're here.
00:24:47Come on, come on.
00:24:49Come on.
00:24:51Come on.
00:24:53Come on.
00:24:55Come on.
00:24:57Come on.
00:25:01Come on.
00:25:05Come on.
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:08On this, our solstice, I, Pelennor, accept this gift from your noble tribe.
00:25:24I, Antidia, also accept this gift from yours.
00:25:33Well, at least the rain held off.
00:25:38You're ready.
00:25:41Yes, I am.
00:25:50A wedding is the happiest day in a man's life.
00:25:53For me, it was the last, but it's...
00:25:56Anyway, congratulations.
00:25:59Off you go.
00:26:08I'm so proud that, when I get to the right, it won't be the same.
00:26:11I can manage it in a life for now.
00:26:13I'm so proud of you.
00:26:14Not quite, and I'm so proud of you.
00:26:15I'm so proud of you, and I'm so proud of you.
00:26:16For me, I'm so proud of you.
00:26:17Is it not comfortable?
00:26:40I am comfortable.
00:26:47Now.
00:26:54Hear this, Pelennor, scum, coward?
00:26:59I shit on the throne from your dead.
00:27:02I'll drink your blood before I let it pollute mine.
00:27:07Go, father, go!
00:27:10Get me down!
00:27:17Get in the king!
00:27:18Get in the king!
00:27:19Get in the king!
00:27:24Get in the king!
00:27:31Get in the king!
00:27:39Get in the king!
00:27:43Get in the king!
00:27:50Get in the king!
00:28:00Get in the king!
00:28:05Let's go.
00:28:35Let's go.
00:29:05They have valuables, coins, silver cloth, anything that got passed down.
00:29:11They're a secret place.
00:29:12Stay close.
00:29:26Keep quiet.
00:29:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:28Grandad?
00:29:33Grandad?
00:29:39Oh, God.
00:29:46Grandad.
00:29:47This is it.
00:29:55Lovely.
00:29:56All right.
00:29:57Go away.
00:30:00All right.
00:30:01Go away.
00:30:33What was I thinking of, listening to that bitch at Tidia on my fucking knees?
00:30:42Father, I'm certain I...
00:30:44It was too soon, Phelan. I should never have listened to you.
00:30:52Why were you there? I forgot it.
00:30:55This war with the Reckney will rage for generations, thanks to you.
00:31:06Listen very carefully.
00:31:09You will not leave here again without my permission.
00:31:13Is that clear?
00:31:15So I am your prisoner now.
00:31:17Is that clear?
00:31:18No.
00:31:20Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:24Perry.
00:31:33So your genius plan failed.
00:31:36This was our only route to peace.
00:31:39Did you show me another?
00:31:41You know, when we first met, I thought, there's a smart one.
00:31:45It's not all black and white with him.
00:31:47As the years went by, after all those compromises, all those bright ideas,
00:31:53soon instead of black and white, it's murky grey.
00:31:56Blaze.
00:31:56Well, you know, you're stuck up to your neck in murky grey shit.
00:32:04Well, Mina, did I say?
00:32:07Lyndon is missing.
00:32:09He was ordered to stay back and hold the field.
00:32:13He hasn't returned.
00:32:19Who gave the order?
00:32:21Oh, uh, that would have been me.
00:32:25Bloody good of him, though, wasn't it?
00:32:27Stay back, all alone.
00:32:29Hold the fort.
00:32:30Just him.
00:32:31Against all those regney.
00:32:33What a man.
00:32:35What a man.
00:32:37Trust me, husband.
00:32:39You don't know what a man is.
00:32:47I'll speak to Father.
00:32:49You may relent, given time.
00:32:52You would rather I was dead.
00:32:55No harm will ever come to you, not while I'm alive.
00:33:02Remember them.
00:33:05This is all my fault.
00:33:19I broke the oath.
00:33:24My sister and me, we went down to the beach and...
00:33:27When?
00:33:28Last night.
00:33:30We spoke to each other.
00:33:31You know it's forbidden for them to speak.
00:33:37It's been said...
00:33:39It doesn't really matter what she said, does it?
00:33:41Point is, she wasn't supposed to say anything.
00:33:44No wonder she's dead.
00:33:48I don't have time for this.
00:33:51There's a cave a few miles across the river.
00:33:53It's protected by strong spirits.
00:33:55Good luck.
00:34:05I'll take you as far as the river.
00:34:06But then you're on your own.
00:34:09But the cat stays.
00:34:11Take it or leave it.
00:34:12The cat stays.
00:34:13But do it now.
00:34:14I'll come.
00:34:17Listen, when catastrophe is gone, it's easy to blame yourself.
00:34:45It's natural, but what's happening here, all of this, is not your fault, it's not about
00:34:56you, it's not about you, it's about me.
00:35:05Good.
00:35:12Let's go.
00:35:14Let's go.
00:35:21Let's go.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:45Word of advice, don't look them in the eye.
00:35:49What?
00:35:50Trust me, not a good idea.
00:35:56Here, take over.
00:36:00Get up!
00:36:07Get up!
00:36:09Get up!
00:36:11Get up!
00:36:15Get up!
00:36:17Get up!
00:36:19Get up!
00:36:20Get up!
00:36:21Get up!
00:36:23Get up!
00:36:24Get up!
00:36:25Get up!
00:36:27Get up!
00:36:28All well, legionary.
00:36:32Excuse me, General.
00:36:39You taking a dump yet?
00:36:43Not yet, General.
00:36:44My first commander told me that you're not really in the territory, so you had a good dump.
00:36:49Let the enemy know you're here.
00:36:52He also told me when you kill a man, his weight falls upon you.
00:36:57Everything he was, everything he now will never be.
00:37:02And if you try to carry that weight, you'll tire.
00:37:04Soon you'll be unable to move, to hold your sword.
00:37:07And sure enough, the man you fought, the man you trained so hard to defeat, to vanquish, he has vanquished you.
00:37:32What's your name?
00:37:38Antonius.
00:37:41Well, Antonius.
00:37:44I suggest you grab a handful of those leaves and go and make your mark and then get back to your post.
00:37:51Roger.
00:37:51I'll be strong this day to see the moon this night.
00:38:19But my man I've been lying strong.
00:38:22Hear me, Mars.
00:38:24Hear me.
00:38:24Hear me.
00:38:24Say goodbye to your canty balls.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:50Get away.
00:38:51Keep going.
00:38:51I'll be strong.
00:38:52Go, guys.
00:38:52Go, guys.
00:38:52Go, guys.
00:38:53Move.
00:38:55Go, guys.
00:38:58Go, guys.
00:39:12Go, guys.
00:39:13Go, guys.
00:39:15Go, guys.
00:39:16All I know is I never saw such an army.
00:39:32Warhorses, iron wagons, more spearmen than I ever faced on any field.
00:39:36Could they have been barbarians?
00:39:38I have fought barbarians.
00:39:39And I know what a Roman war party looks like.
00:39:43It seems our war with Eregni is small bear now.
00:39:45Have you ever seen a Roman war party?
00:39:48Perhaps this puts your own misdemeanors into perspective.
00:39:51If the Romans had built boats across the water, we would have known.
00:39:57My heart has always been with you on these problems with your father.
00:40:01I just want you to know that when your brother is king, things will be different for you.
00:40:07So I should look forward to the death of my own father.
00:40:15At least Lyndon is safely returned.
00:40:20We have the gods to thank for that.
00:40:23Unless they brought their own slaves and bribed our spies.
00:40:26Husband!
00:40:28Thank the gods you're safe.
00:40:30My king, may I take your brave servant and tend to his wounds?
00:40:37Very well.
00:40:38Come, husband.
00:40:41You are safe now.
00:40:47Send out our best scouts.
00:40:49We need information.
00:40:50Let me go.
00:40:51You will remain here.
00:40:52We are blind.
00:40:53We need every eye that...
00:40:54Leave this hole.
00:40:55Leave this hole.
00:41:24Battle joint at midnight.
00:41:28Scant resistance met.
00:41:30Locally cross-captured.
00:41:32Sixty prisoners taken.
00:41:34General.
00:41:36We met messengers from the northern landings.
00:41:40The cavalry units established beachheads all along the estuary.
00:41:44Tell Vespasium we're heading in-country.
00:41:47And our supply lines back to the ships?
00:41:49There's more than enough food than slaves.
00:41:52We go inland and dig in.
00:41:53In two or three days, the cavalry units can catch us up.
00:41:56By that time, we'll have the measure of the counterattack.
00:42:00How are the men?
00:42:05Shitting themselves.
00:42:07General consensus is that we've just invaded hell.
00:42:10There's a river and level ground four miles northeast.
00:42:13We can be there by noon and have ditches dug by sunset.
00:42:16Carry on, perfectus.
00:42:19Leggett.
00:42:21What of the missing legionary?
00:42:22We've searched.
00:42:24No sign of him.
00:42:26Interesting.
00:42:31Give the orders a move out.
00:42:33General.
00:42:33General.
00:42:33Company, pull out!
00:42:55Give your mouth shut.
00:42:57We have two daughters.
00:42:58Are they safe?
00:42:59Where are they?
00:43:02Police!
00:43:03Come!
00:43:04Where are my daughters?
00:43:06Where are my daughters?
00:43:06Where are my daughters?
00:43:07Where are my daughters?
00:43:10Why did you save me last night?
00:43:17I didn't save you.
00:43:19There were arrows.
00:43:21You see us cover.
00:43:23You're small.
00:43:23And I thought your father might have something sassed away.
00:43:27But that was a total dead end.
00:43:29It was a mistake.
00:43:31When we reach the river, you're on your own.
00:43:33What's a Roman?
00:43:39You salt farmers are even more ignorant than they thought.
00:43:43The Romans are devils.
00:43:45They're the foot soldiers of Locke, the great earth demon.
00:43:49It started in a place called Rome.
00:43:50What's Rome?
00:43:51Rome is one of the seven mouths of hell.
00:43:54Basically, it was just some godforsaken shithole in the middle of nowhere.
00:43:58But Locke came up from the underworld and made it his home on earth.
00:44:01And he filled it with his power.
00:44:04And it grew and grew and grew.
00:44:07And now Rome spritz all the way across the whole world.
00:44:12Even here.
00:44:18I don't like these faces in the trees.
00:44:46They give us riders lead an advance party.
00:44:50First sign of trouble, sign of vehicle.
00:44:52Yonder!
00:44:53Asius!
00:44:54Helius!
00:44:55How many are there?
00:45:00Around 20,000.
00:45:02With more on the way.
00:45:04How do you know?
00:45:06Because I went to the underworld and I spoke to some people I know there.
00:45:11People who can see everything.
00:45:12And they told me.
00:45:13You went to the underworld.
00:45:20Yesterday.
00:45:22It's a long story.
00:45:23One I am forbidden to tell you.
00:45:26Can you take me there?
00:45:27No.
00:45:29Absolutely not.
00:45:30Never.
00:45:30But Isleine is there and Grandpa, you have to take me to them.
00:45:34No, I don't.
00:45:36I could see them again.
00:45:37I don't care.
00:45:38If you had any idea what it takes to make that journey, you wouldn't ask such a stupid question.
00:45:43But I didn't get to say goodbye.
00:45:45I'm not going to risk my life so you can say goodbye to your dead granddad or your sister.
00:45:49They're dead.
00:45:50Get used to it.
00:45:51You bastard.
00:45:53No, no, no, no.
00:45:54You want to see them.
00:45:55You've got all you need right there.
00:45:57But I'm sure someone's taking you.
00:46:01I hate you.
00:46:03I'm not that fond of you either.
00:46:05I'm not that fond of you.
00:46:35I'm not that fond of you.
00:46:47You notice anything odd about our landing yesterday?
00:46:49Apart from the knocking of knees and the overpowering smell of shite.
00:46:53Nine decades ago when Caesar landed, the Celts were waiting on the beach in their thousands.
00:46:58Yesterday not a single Celts was there to greet us.
00:47:00We marched 50,000 men clear across Gaul.
00:47:05Spent six weeks at the coast, requiring mutiny after mutiny.
00:47:10But still no word gets through.
00:47:13Tell you anything?
00:47:15Tribes are divided.
00:47:16But we knew that.
00:47:17I'd wager not a single Celt knew we were coming.
00:47:20We've met no organized resistance in land.
00:47:22This place is a war with itself.
00:47:24What's this?
00:47:49It's black, what's that?
00:47:51Mother and father win a Midian.
00:47:57Why do you fight for Rome?
00:48:00Because I am a Roman.
00:48:01So, Romans come, and they take your land, and they steal your gold, and they rape your women.
00:48:15And then you join them.
00:48:17You worship Roman gods on your Midian gods.
00:48:19I worship Roman gods.
00:48:20Yes, because you were praying to Mars this morning.
00:48:23Is Mars the one you pray to when you're afraid?
00:48:25I'm not afraid.
00:48:26But when you are afraid.
00:48:28I wonder if you have another more private protector, the one that Mars doesn't know about.
00:48:35Are you sure?
00:48:36Because, Numidia, if ever you needed the help of this god, it's now.
00:48:41Take your time.
00:48:45Can you see your god?
00:48:47What's his name?
00:48:49What's his name?
00:48:50His name is Bermazi.
00:48:52Bermazi?
00:48:53Tell me about Bermazi.
00:48:54Bermazi is the god of all ancestors.
00:48:56And is Bermazi protecting you now?
00:48:58Yes.
00:48:59Should I fear Bermazi?
00:49:01Because perhaps Bermazi is more powerful than me.
00:49:04Bermazi is powerful.
00:49:06Bermazi is all powerful.
00:49:07Well, then here's what I want you to do.
00:49:09You're going to pray to Bermazi now, and you're going to ask him to forsake you this day.
00:49:14You're going to ask him to give your body and soul to me.
00:49:17My name is Valen.
00:49:19Close your eyes.
00:49:20I can't do it.
00:49:21Then we'll do it together.
00:49:25Bermazi, you're going to call them at this every time so.
00:49:29Sake me this day.
00:49:32Sake me this day.
00:49:33Give my body and soul to Valen of the Druids.
00:49:36He gave my body and soul to Valen of the Druids.
00:49:49Good.
00:49:51Now we are alone.
00:49:52Four cohorts, five hundred men in each.
00:50:14Auxiliaries and horsemen, number above 200.
00:50:16Revisioned for siege, or a long march in land.
00:50:22What happened here?
00:50:24Lockley Cross.
00:50:26The Romans massacred them.
00:50:28Took all the remaining warriors as slaves.
00:50:30You've done well, no sir.
00:50:36Mind the ribs.
00:50:37Silence, God.
00:50:41Oh, Linden, there you are.
00:50:43Dylan.
00:50:44Eyes front.
00:50:44Where?
00:50:45Stop, stop.
00:50:46Hey.
00:50:48Stop.
00:51:04Over here.
00:51:08What's the game?
00:51:09Well, do forgive me, my dear.
00:51:10I was simply...
00:51:11I've had enough of this feeling.
00:51:12Can't you see what I'm doing here?
00:51:13Eh, fairly certain.
00:51:16I am strengthening the bond between our tribes.
00:51:19The king commanded it.
00:51:21The Druids ordained it.
00:51:22What is your problem?
00:51:23The warriors are arriving from the villages, so we need hands in the armory.
00:51:27Of course.
00:51:28We're short of arrows.
00:51:29When the Fletchers arrive, take them to the drying sheds.
00:51:32I'll meet you there.
00:51:33Good to hand you back, Linden.
00:51:34I have to go.
00:51:43Not before you finish your tribal duty.
00:51:45My what?
00:51:47Your tribal duty.
00:51:48Am I disturbing you?
00:52:04Look.
00:52:06It's my saviour.
00:52:07I didn't save you.
00:52:08I took you hostage.
00:52:09Same result.
00:52:11Here I am.
00:52:13Safe and sound.
00:52:14So how's it going?
00:52:20How's what going?
00:52:22The new agreement.
00:52:23With the chieftain's son from Gaul.
00:52:26Your wife's new husband.
00:52:29Strong jaw.
00:52:31Strong arms.
00:52:32Was it your idea?
00:52:34Funnily enough, no.
00:52:35It was the Druids.
00:52:36To forge bonds across the seas with the Bretons.
00:52:39Wise move.
00:52:40Yes, very wise.
00:52:41Has his seat taken?
00:52:43Not as yet, no.
00:52:45He's been here a few months.
00:52:47Indeed he has.
00:52:49And all that time, you, her first husband, you're not allowed to lie with her.
00:52:55That's the rule.
00:52:56It must be hard for you.
00:53:01Well, we all make sacrifices for the tribe.
00:53:04So what's the plan?
00:53:06For who?
00:53:08What?
00:53:08For who?
00:53:09For me, easily.
00:53:11Ransom.
00:53:12Torture.
00:53:14Execution.
00:53:15What's the general feeling?
00:53:19Nothing's at all a bit up in the air at the moment.
00:53:24Bigger fish and all that, you know?
00:53:27It's strange how in a crisis you look for the obvious dangers.
00:53:33When sometimes the real dangers are where you least expect to find them.
00:53:36Sometimes, right under your nerves.
00:53:43You're quite a military tactician, aren't you?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:45Do you know how there's skin a rabbit?
00:53:58Do you know how there's skin a rabbit?
00:54:02Of course.
00:54:04Why are you called an outcast?
00:54:07You know, you have to listen better.
00:54:11I'm not an outcast.
00:54:13I'm the outcast.
00:54:15To be the outcast, you must be cast out of somewhere.
00:54:19And not just for stealing a chicken.
00:54:21It has to be something big, something important.
00:54:22I know who cast you out.
00:54:26It was the Druids.
00:54:27They did it because you were insane.
00:54:30Who told you that?
00:54:31My father.
00:54:32Oh, was he a wise man?
00:54:34Because he might be dead.
00:54:36And this insane one is alive.
00:54:38So?
00:54:39You know, for someone so wise, you really stink.
00:54:44Oh, you noticed.
00:54:45Thanks.
00:54:46You're proud of it.
00:54:47When your bed is the forest floor, first thing you learn is the stink of death.
00:54:53Get a real good stink on.
00:54:55When I find a dead fox or a badger, I like to stop, kneel down, and have a good roll.
00:55:02Rub it in my hair, on my chest.
00:55:05The boar hears it loud and clear.
00:55:07It speaks his language.
00:55:09It says, leave the outcast alone.
00:55:12Trust me, it won't.
00:55:14Trust me, it does.
00:55:19Come on, quick.
00:55:21I'm not sharing with you.
00:55:23And tomorrow, you're on your own.
00:55:26My mission doesn't have room for passengers.
00:55:28What mission?
00:55:30Do you have any idea what's going on right now?
00:55:32The stones upon which time itself stands.
00:55:36Those stones have shifted.
00:55:39They're collapsing.
00:55:40Crushing centuries.
00:55:42Annihilating pantheons.
00:55:44The ghosts of all our dead.
00:55:47Churned into a whirlwind.
00:55:49Incinerated in a single flash.
00:55:54And when it's gone...
00:55:55Nothing.
00:56:00Nothing.
00:56:02Nothing remains.
00:56:05Danu tried to warn us.
00:56:07I was the only one who listened.
00:56:11Don't you see?
00:56:12All this passes through me.
00:56:15I didn't want to.
00:56:16I didn't ask it to.
00:56:18I prayed that I was going crazy.
00:56:20But I was right.
00:56:25Wow.
00:56:26You must be really important.
00:56:29So what's the mission?
00:56:31Isn't it obvious?
00:56:33I have to stop the Romans.
00:56:34I have to send them home.
00:56:37Then, to make sure it doesn't happen again,
00:56:39I have to go to Rome and kill the emperor.
00:56:41Then, I have to face down the great earth demon,
00:56:46Luca himself.
00:56:48And to be perfectly honest,
00:56:50I haven't thought that far yet.
00:56:54I bet the Romans are lying awake right now, shaking.
00:56:57They don't know what they've let themselves in for.
00:57:00I don't expect you to understand any of this.
00:57:02And not because you're a child.
00:57:04Because you're not a child anymore.
00:57:06But you're not a woman.
00:57:08You're stuck in between.
00:57:09In limbo.
00:57:10You're nothing now.
00:57:12You don't even have a name.
00:57:13You don't even have a name.
00:57:15Nothing.
00:57:16Invisible.
00:57:17Like the wind.
00:57:20Don't move.
00:57:21On your knees.
00:57:22On your knees, wanker.
00:57:23And you.
00:57:25We are all friends here.
00:57:27Come and share our food.
00:57:29Give us your coins.
00:57:31Do I look like I have any coins?
00:57:32You fucking reek me.
00:57:34Listen, I'll make you a deal.
00:57:35You can have the rabbits and the girl if you let me go.
00:57:39It's good rabbits.
00:57:40And the girl is a virgin.
00:57:42What?
00:57:44If you let me go, you can have both.
00:57:48Hello, sweetie.
00:57:49Fuck off!
00:57:51Don't kill her.
00:57:52All right, all right.
00:57:53Get up, slowly.
00:57:55What are you doing?
00:57:56Now piss off.
00:58:04Wait, don't I know you from somewhere?
00:58:05You're from the West Valley.
00:58:09I know your mother.
00:58:10You don't know me.
00:58:12We were friends as children.
00:58:14You have those blue eyes.
00:58:16I'd spot them anywhere.
00:58:18You have that mark there, that black spot in your pupil.
00:58:20Which means you're fabulously lucky.
00:58:24Did you know that?
00:58:26What's he raping about?
00:58:27You do.
00:58:28You have it here.
00:58:29I see it.
00:58:31Look me in the eye now.
00:58:33Now keep looking.
00:58:35Can you see me?
00:58:36Can you see that?
00:58:38Are you looking?
00:58:39Yes.
00:58:45Now drop the sword.
00:58:50You.
00:58:51You.
00:58:52Look here.
00:58:53Catch my eye.
00:58:55That's it.
00:58:57Right in my eye.
00:59:00Can you see me?
00:59:02Can you see me?
00:59:04Put the knife down.
00:59:07Put it down.
00:59:09Put it down.
00:59:13Now what's your name?
00:59:15Orden.
00:59:16Brenner.
00:59:18Orden.
00:59:19What direction did you come from?
00:59:21From the North.
00:59:22What have you seen today?
00:59:24An army.
00:59:25Marching west along the river.
00:59:26How many?
00:59:27At least 500.
00:59:29They had many prisoners.
00:59:31Good.
00:59:33Good.
00:59:35No levers.
00:59:37Go on.
00:59:39We have to move.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:44He's ready.
00:59:51He's ready.
01:00:08Go on.
01:00:09Go on.
01:00:09Go on.
01:00:10Go on.
01:00:10Go on.
01:00:11Go on.
01:00:12Go on.
01:00:12Go on.
01:00:12Go on.
01:00:13Go on.
01:00:13Go on.
01:00:13Go on.
01:00:13Go on.
01:00:14Go on.
01:00:14Go on.
01:00:14Go on.
01:00:14Go on.
01:00:15Go on.
01:00:15Go on.
01:00:15Go on.
01:00:15Go on.
01:00:16Go on.
01:00:16Go on.
01:00:16Go on.
01:00:17Go on.
01:00:17Go on.
01:00:17Go on.
01:00:18Go on.
01:00:18Go on.
01:00:18Go on.
01:00:18Go on.
01:00:19Go on.
01:00:19Go on.
01:00:20Go on.
01:00:20Go on.
01:00:20Go on.
01:00:21Go on.
01:00:21Go on.
01:00:21Go on.
01:00:22Go on.
01:00:22Go on.
01:00:23Go on.
01:00:23Go on.
01:00:24Go on.
01:00:54Let's see and get some rest.
01:00:57All right, Prefectus.
01:01:04Defenses are dug.
01:01:06Prisoners back within the stockade and under shelter.
01:01:09Standards are tented and under guard.
01:01:13And our brave boys?
01:01:14No.
01:01:16They were on the brink of mutiny back in Gaul.
01:01:18God only knows where their houses are now.
01:01:20Like then, it was sea serpents.
01:01:23Giant octopus.
01:01:24Neptune and his army of the deep.
01:01:27Only one day in this country, they're ready to swim low.
01:01:30Maybe they're the ones we should be afraid of.
01:01:35So what's the plan?
01:01:37Same as Egypt.
01:01:38It's a guest day.
01:01:39Find the local chieftain.
01:01:40Knock on his door.
01:01:41Find out what they want.
01:01:42Who they hate.
01:01:43Who they want punished for centuries of indescribable wrongdoing to their noble tribe.
01:01:48What sacred forest they want back.
01:01:52We listen carefully.
01:01:53Very, very carefully.
01:01:55And we find a weak point.
01:01:56And we push.
01:01:58We push hard.
01:02:00Five years from now, that sacred forest will be Roman ships carrying Roman soldiers to the next place.
01:02:06And so on and so on and so on.
01:02:09So who do we speak to first?
01:02:10Give me a chance.
01:02:11I don't even know the names of the bloody tribes, yeah.
01:02:13There's something I don't get.
01:02:21What's that?
01:02:22The emperor says, here's one, lads.
01:02:26Who wants to go back to those islands?
01:02:29The really fucking terrifying ones up there.
01:02:31Let's go back to that place Julius Caesar was too scared to spend more than five minutes in.
01:02:36I mean, what do they have up here?
01:02:40Besides, trees and nightmares.
01:02:43But you put your hand up.
01:02:50Why?
01:02:52Why did you petition the emperor personally?
01:02:56And don't say you didn't.
01:02:57Because you did.
01:02:58I know you did.
01:03:01What do you think it was made old Caesar come all this way?
01:03:05Take one look.
01:03:07And turn straight round.
01:03:08So he ran and you won't.
01:03:10Is that it?
01:03:11Is that why you want to fight these crazies?
01:03:15Do you remember when we were in Cairo?
01:03:17Coming up an alley by the marketplace.
01:03:19We saw these Egyptians standing there.
01:03:20They were watching a man perform a trick with chickens.
01:03:22No, I don't.
01:03:26Yes, you do.
01:03:27I don't.
01:03:28I was pissed.
01:03:29He had one white hen and one black hen.
01:03:31And he took a sword and he chopped off the head of the white hen.
01:03:34And he chopped off the head of the black hen, put the heads together and swapped them over.
01:03:38And he gave you the white hen with the black head and me the black hen with the white head and we examined them.
01:03:43And then we put them on the ground and they ran off.
01:03:48Right through the market.
01:03:50It was a trick.
01:03:52We examined them.
01:03:53So he swapped them or something.
01:03:56He had four chickens.
01:03:57We saw him chop off the heads.
01:03:59It was a fucking trick, Wallace.
01:04:01Have you lost your mind?
01:04:05The next day I went back to the market looking for the old man.
01:04:07I asked around and I found him.
01:04:10I went to his house, just this little hovel in the side street.
01:04:13I went into the yard and I asked him to show me the trick again.
01:04:18Only this time I had two slaves with me.
01:04:22I tied the slaves up.
01:04:24I gave him a sword and I said, you show me.
01:04:27I'll pay you well and I'll give you anything you want.
01:04:36You just show me the trick again.
01:04:45Guess what happened next?
01:04:50What happened?
01:04:57What's going on out here?
01:05:04What happened?
01:05:25All explotives.
01:05:27I am numerous explotives.
01:05:30Father to your grandfather.
01:05:31Tribune to Caesar who died on the beaches at Warma.
01:05:36I bring fell warning from the underworld.
01:05:39You have desecrated the sacred tree of life.
01:05:42You must leave these islands.
01:05:45Return to Sorak to our estate.
01:05:48Go to the sloping hills of the Via Flaminia.
01:05:51There you will find a great and ancient high.
01:05:54Go to the pen.
01:05:55Take the greatest stag and make of him a sacrifice there to Pluto himself.
01:06:03There is still time for his anger to be classified.
01:06:08You have been warned, Aulis Gautius.
01:06:11Make amends.
01:06:12Make amends.
01:06:14Make amends.
01:06:15You have been warned of his enemies.
01:06:16Tandias.
01:06:16You have been warned of his enemies.
01:06:17Oh, my God.
01:06:47Let's go.
01:07:17Let's go.
01:07:47Let's go.
01:08:17Let's go.