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00:00A new day and a new adventure begins in the horniest villa of all the Caribbean islands.
00:16An adventure into a completely uncharted territory.
00:21The abstinence of sex.
00:23My eyes.
00:24Yeah, right.
00:25It's too bright.
00:26Good morning, guys.
00:28I still can't believe it.
00:31And so it begins a day without sex.
00:35After the initial illusion, this is the first harsh awakening as contestants of Too Hot to Handle.
00:42How'd you guys sleep?
00:44Right.
00:45How did our unfortunate protagonists sleep?
00:48Let's take a look back to find out.
00:54Lana arrives and kills her mood.
00:57Lana.
00:58I don't want to see you near me, so further the better.
01:02Ibiza and Frederica are vying for boy toy Daniele, who isn't choosing between them in hopes no feathers get ruffled.
01:08I'll sleep here so that...
01:10That's the wrong bed, babe.
01:12Oh, no, it's the right one.
01:15And Ibiza has to settle for Jacopo.
01:17Ibiza, wow.
01:18Unlike Michelle, who, between Marilio and Clodian, chooses Clodian.
01:26That's a terrible choice.
01:28We know how this ends.
01:29So we go to bed and do what, guys?
01:31We go to sleep?
01:32We talk.
01:33We talk.
01:33I was supposed to be the lion that attacks and destroys, but now I'm the cute little baby lion.
01:41We have to behave like good little kids.
01:43How'd you sleep, baby?
01:52Good.
01:53Clodian had a problem.
01:55Good morning.
02:02Let's just hear it.
02:04I won't even say good morning.
02:05Unfortunately, the memory of a passionate and transgressive past is still fresh.
02:10Did we do any damage?
02:12I don't trust anybody here.
02:15No.
02:15Come on, tell us, Lana.
02:17Me?
02:18Angel.
02:20You will know later if the rules have been followed.
02:22There's still a long way to go to reach redemption.
02:28So, enjoy this opportunity for abstinence.
02:31Right.
02:32Yours.
02:32You will be grateful.
02:33I don't know about that, but...
02:36Dear Lana, I can't hold off much longer.
02:39Have a nice day.
02:43I want to switch with Clodian soon so I can sleep with Michelle, because I really think she's great.
02:48I have a feeling that our very horny guests have not yet fully understood the meaning of this retreat.
02:56I foresee a long and winding path.
02:59What does my favorite sex-killing cone have to say?
03:02Lana, how do you intend to handle this mess?
03:04My procedure involves step number one, observation and study of their behaviors inside the villa.
03:14Step number two, saving and processing each piece of information on my hard disk.
03:21Step number three, once their actions are mapped with a special algorithm, I will start to intervene to correct their inappropriate habits.
03:29Got it, Lana.
03:31Something tells me that the deck of love cards in this smart abstinence retreat will be shuffled many times.
03:39What's up?
03:40Let's swim.
03:41You're so fit.
03:41See?
03:42I want to get to know Murillo, because I'm curious.
03:45Want to see some pics?
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:47If you look at the ones on my profile, I have 5% body fat.
03:51I'm in exceptional shape.
03:52And here is our freelance mentalist in fitness influencer mode.
04:00Let's see, Murillo, if this will be enough to get a like from the beautiful Michelle.
04:06I was thinking that at some point, we'll switch beds, right?
04:11Yeah, for sure.
04:11Maybe even tonight.
04:12Totally.
04:13For sure.
04:13It's good to mix it up.
04:14We talk in bed and get to know each other.
04:17Exactly.
04:17Right.
04:18We get to know each other in bed.
04:19While in the pool, they're already planning the next night.
04:25And in the makeup room, it's time for some good gossip about last night.
04:29How are you guys doing?
04:31I have no words, ladies.
04:32Why don't you go get some kind of answer from...
04:35Daniele?
04:36Yes.
04:37Girl, he's slow.
04:38Yeah, he's pretty slow.
04:39He's so slow.
04:40When I talked to him, our connections seemed really strong.
04:44I've always been his first choice.
04:46If anything is going to happen, it's going to be with me.
04:49Hold on.
04:49You said you were his first choice.
04:51Are you sure?
04:53Well, yeah.
04:54Considering how he was with me in the hunt, I am.
04:57When I talked to him, he didn't say that.
05:00He's such a player.
05:01I can see it from a mile away.
05:04I just hope things start to change because we're all in desperate need for a little action here.
05:08What's your plan, love?
05:10To be honest, I get along pretty well with Jacopo, but...
05:14I think Jacopo is like wine.
05:16Not the older he gets, but, like, you like him more and more.
05:21No.
05:21I thought I'd get bored of him.
05:26Michelle and I are in the pool, chillin'.
05:29Hey, big boy.
05:31We have to stay calm.
05:34Careful, man.
05:35What the fuck are you doing?
05:37The pool's too small for this.
05:39Lana doesn't want that.
05:40Hugs are fine.
05:41She wants hugs.
05:42Who's over there?
05:43You can do this?
05:44Oh, like this.
05:45You can't do what he was doing.
05:47Marilio is always there.
05:49The third wheel is always right there.
05:53Claudian sees me as his main rival.
05:55I don't see him as my main rival.
05:57He's just one of my rivals.
05:59Lana, you can look, but can't touch.
06:01I'd throw you in the water, Lana.
06:04I swear.
06:05I don't think it would be a good idea, Alessandro.
06:08And remember that Lana has eyes everywhere, right?
06:13It seems appropriate to point out
06:15that my sensors allow me to detect any type of infringement
06:19anywhere in the villa.
06:21Also, with my latest upgrade,
06:23I was equipped with waterproof coating.
06:28I'm so tempted to touch.
06:31I can give you a Brazilian or Thai massage.
06:35You can do it later, too.
06:36Seriously?
06:38I'm cruising down a highway with a lot of exits.
06:42But my main destination is Ibiza.
06:46Thank you, Jacopo,
06:47for this helpful update on highway traffic.
06:50Make sure to text us when you get there, okay?
06:54And Carlotta and Alessandro,
06:56how is your first-class trip with Air Roused going?
07:00And so does these tattoos.
07:03Are they too much?
07:04It's never too much.
07:06That's right.
07:06It's never enough.
07:07It's never too much.
07:10When we're close to each other,
07:12we are a nice couple.
07:14Hey, guys.
07:19Well, can I steal Michelle for a sec?
07:20Yeah, you should.
07:21Is that all right?
07:22No.
07:23Shall we chat?
07:24Sure, let's go.
07:26It's a little disappointing that Michelle lets Claudian do whatever he wants.
07:31Me too.
07:32It's to the sea.
07:33Such a nice face.
07:35Beautiful lips.
07:36Beautiful eyes.
07:37Have a seat.
07:39A little angel.
07:40I love little angels.
07:42How much?
07:44A little bit to start.
07:46Like this?
07:47Okay.
07:47Gentlemen.
07:48Absolutely.
07:49Yes.
07:50Cheers.
07:51A toast?
07:51To what?
07:53Huh.
07:53It's having fun?
07:55To fun.
07:56Are you jealous of them over there?
08:01Nah, I don't care.
08:07Mindset.
08:09I mean, yes, I do like Michelle a lot.
08:11A lot?
08:12Yeah, she's attractive.
08:13But first, you have to be mentally attractive.
08:17Then the body.
08:18It's the mind that leads you to sex.
08:22A relationship isn't based on ass, okay?
08:25For Claudian, everything is based on that.
08:28And she's just this little puppet.
08:31We can do this.
08:32She could be talking to us, and I would have gotten to know two people.
08:36Right.
08:37Marilio, you need to wake up.
08:40If you don't do anything, Michelle will stay in love in this la-la land, and you'll just be watching.
08:47Maybe you meant Lana land, Ibiza.
08:51Should Lana look away?
08:54Yeah.
08:56Yeah?
08:57No one mind.
08:58Can I be Lana phobic?
09:00Lana, this isn't going well.
09:03I don't know what's going to happen.
09:05I know what's going to happen.
09:09Tell me that.
09:12Well, I told you.
09:14I broke the rules.
09:27It was totally worth it.
09:31No, Lana will be so pissed.
09:34It's your fault.
09:35No.
09:36You tempt me.
09:37No.
09:37Yes, you always do.
09:39I can't help it.
09:40I can't help it.
09:42Listen.
09:44Should we tell them?
09:46No.
09:46What about Marilio?
09:50Marilio, are you worried?
09:51Marilio, are you worried?
09:51No.
09:52They're both totally hot, but in this case, Clodian definitely stands out because of his
09:58decisivity.
09:59What am I saying?
10:03All right, Michelle, let's do a quick review.
10:07This is Marilio.
10:08The one you just made out with is Clodian.
10:12And the word you were trying to say was decisiveness.
10:15Okay?
10:18Anyway, I'm making progress because I focused only on you.
10:22Well, not really.
10:27Michelle, you can't say that.
10:30Fuck off.
10:31You have to subtly suggest it.
10:34How?
10:35Well, with a nice little catwalk by the pool, for example.
10:39Hey, guys.
10:40Hey, hey.
10:41How was it?
10:42Prosecco?
10:43Chocolate?
10:43Nothing.
10:44Really?
10:44I just had a walk.
10:45You had a walk sitting?
10:47She should know it's not just Clodian.
10:50I'm here, too.
10:51I'd like to show her my outlook.
10:53She needs to see my discipline.
10:55She needs to know who I am.
10:56You actually have a point, Marilio.
10:58I think a nice tuning to a new mindset would be useful to all the passionate guests of this
11:04villa.
11:05Jacopo, I think it's time to show off your skills as a spiritual bull.
11:11You just need to clear your minds.
11:13This will remove all temptations, send all of the evil thoughts away.
11:19Listen to the sound of leaves, the sea.
11:23Well done, Jacopo.
11:25Then let's take a minute to delve into the maze of your new disciples' inner selves.
11:30I'm in touch with my inner self.
11:32What profound truths do they want to reveal to us?
11:35I cannot say what I'm picturing.
11:39How good is an oyster, guys?
11:41Put some lemon juice, and then you suck.
11:45Amazing.
11:46I'm picturing us swimming in the sea, skinny-dipping.
11:51Amazing.
11:52Inhale...
11:53...and exhale.
11:59Jacopo, I feel that Alessia's inner self is heading towards you.
12:03Did you notice?
12:04Jacopo?
12:08Jacopo.
12:11You're aligning my mind.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Jacopo, I think he's a multifaceted guy.
12:19Do you feel comfortable?
12:21Yes, very much.
12:23Would you like to try something different?
12:27Feel all your muscles stretch.
12:29I'm feeling something else.
12:32Dear inner self,
12:34how long will this resistance to abstinence last?
12:38Who knows?
12:39Thanks, you guys.
12:40Namaste.
12:41Lana, what do you think of our horny guest's spiritual drift?
12:47Although some brain activities were not fully intelligible to my sensors,
12:52I carefully observed the session and gained some interesting insights.
12:59Let's see if all this meditation has cleared the confused minds of our lead guys and gals a bit.
13:07So for sure, when I got in here, between you and Ale, since the three of us are from Rome,
13:13kind of like the three musketeers, I found myself in this triangle, meaning that I talk to you, R.
13:18The triangle, no, I haven't yet conceived.
13:21I considered it.
13:23Listen, Carlotta, the only triangle I want to consider
13:27is the confidential one that's being created in the bedroom.
13:32So I thought Jacopo liked me because he jokes around with me.
13:35Do you like him?
13:36I like him.
13:37He's cute.
13:37Why did you think?
13:38Because during the retreat...
13:40Each one of you will have to say one positive and one negative thing about themselves.
13:48Go on, Alice.
13:49It's your turn.
13:50Babe, who is Alice?
13:52Alessia.
13:52Alessia.
13:53Did he call you Alice?
13:54He called me Alice.
13:55Alice.
13:56No.
13:57No.
13:58Do you understand?
13:59You lost interest.
14:00After, right?
14:01It was a disaster.
14:02And Daniele?
14:03You slept with him last night.
14:04Daniele?
14:05But we didn't flirt.
14:06I don't think he's interested.
14:09I mean, I think he's got other things on his mind.
14:12I feel like he wants, like, to feel it out, to know all of his possibilities.
14:16He's flirty.
14:18I fucking hate that.
14:20He teases by making advances and then reverse.
14:22So you can tease the hair too much.
14:25You can tease the hair too much.
14:27I need to write that one down.
14:31I'm done with Daniele.
14:32I mean, I dried up.
14:35I'm dry.
14:36And what about Ma-Ma-Ma-Marilio?
14:37Marilio.
14:38He says, I hope nobody is listening.
14:39Of course not.
14:40You only have four cameras pointed at you, Ibiza.
14:41That Claudian only sees you as a piece of ass.
14:42He doesn't actually feel shit about you.
14:43Really?
14:44I mean, he's not interested.
14:45I know she has a crush on him, but I think Michelle could have a crush on anybody.
15:03And he's fucking with you.
15:04And, like, he treats you like a toy.
15:06Marilio says I'm Claudian's lap dog because he's jealous.
15:13Just because we hang out a lot doesn't mean that I'm his lap dog.
15:16And, honey, he thinks...
15:18He, meaning Marilio.
15:20That when you realize that he's playing with you, then you'll run to him.
15:25Him, meaning Marilio again.
15:27Is it really so difficult?
15:28I think Marilio needs to wake up.
15:30Who?
15:31Marilio.
15:32Marilio, huh?
15:33What is it?
15:34Ma-ril-lio.
15:35Marilio.
15:36Whatever, Michelle.
15:37I got it.
15:38But I hope you understand that you have a couple of things to clear up with Mari...
15:42Marilio.
15:43Marilio.
15:44I can't believe it.
15:45You're driving me crazy with this story.
15:47Hi.
15:48Oh.
15:49How are you?
15:51Good.
15:52And you?
15:53What do you think about this so far?
15:55About situations, couples and stuff?
15:58You're the only person I haven't figured out.
16:00That's exactly why I'm here.
16:02Ah.
16:03I thought maybe you got the wrong idea.
16:06Are you...
16:07He's married now.
16:08Are you married?
16:09Well, yeah.
16:10Give me... yeah.
16:11Can I be your maid?
16:12Maid of honor?
16:15I think maybe you let Claudian control you.
16:18Control?
16:19Yeah, you know.
16:20Wow.
16:21Based on what?
16:22I'm with him.
16:23He comes to get you and you...
16:24I'm curious why you don't do that.
16:27So, are you in love?
16:28No.
16:29Me in love?
16:30I don't know.
16:31You seem into her.
16:32Well, you are.
16:33You're...
16:34You're a bit.
16:35You're a bit.
16:36Why didn't you do it when we first met?
16:37We could have gotten to know each other.
16:39But if I see there's a wall, I'm not the type of guy to jump or run after you.
16:44I got it.
16:45I don't put up walls.
16:46You're a lot more than just muscle.
16:48More than that, I think you're a smart person.
16:51I think she's a girl who can give a lot.
16:54I'll try to figure out what's on her mind.
16:56I'll try to liberate any lateral thinking from her mind.
17:00Really, Marilio?
17:01Are you going to liberate just like that?
17:04My mindset dictates it.
17:05If that's the case, then by all means, go ahead.
17:08Anyway, I would have asked you to talk tomorrow.
17:11Would you come to me?
17:12Yeah, I would have, but probably later.
17:15I don't think she's so convinced about tomorrow, Marilio.
17:19Besides, I think that in this villa, there is someone else who is not so convinced about something.
17:25Spray a bit on me. I want to smell like you.
17:28There are other ways to get my smell on you.
17:30You're hilarious.
17:33I'm frustrated with Daniele's behavior right now because I don't want to be his second choice.
17:39Right now, the person I think I would like to go on this journey with is you.
17:45I'm closer to you.
17:47What do you mean? Like, what kind of journey do you want?
17:50A deeper kind of journey.
17:51Getting to know each other?
17:52Exactly.
17:53Okay.
17:56I totally get that you're trying to get me.
17:59I said get a lot, but I hope you got it.
18:01Yeah, yeah, I got it.
18:03I actually didn't.
18:05There's also the fact that we're all living together.
18:08So it has to feel normal when you see me sleeping in bed with someone else and talking.
18:14You sleeping with Alicia didn't bother me.
18:17I wasn't throwing a jealous fit.
18:20I was more like, why won't he hit on me?
18:26Something is making me feel unpatient.
18:29Federica, I'm afraid Daniele's ambiguity is starting to affect your vocabulary.
18:35In the meantime, I'll go right to Lana because she urgently needs to clear up some unfinished business
18:41and I certainly wouldn't want to make her unpatient.
18:45Oh, God.
18:46God.
18:47Michelle, I detected some confusing behaviors that are preventing you from building a genuine relationship.
18:55You have a strong sexual attraction to Clodian, while you might have a different type of interest in Marilio.
19:01Ooh.
19:02To help you clear your mind, I arranged a romantic date by the sea for you and Marilio.
19:09Come on.
19:10No, no way.
19:12With the aim of properly channeling your feelings.
19:16Use this time to make a decision.
19:18Well, I'll get to know him better.
19:21Ah, I'm so excited.
19:25The first real romantic date.
19:28Michelle, now you have all the right ingredients to clear your mind.
19:38Michelle is beautiful.
19:39That dress is just perfect on her.
19:41Good evening.
19:42Just like I dreamed.
19:44Prince Charming.
19:45Finally.
19:46It's a primal challenge now.
19:51Which one of them's got a bigger chest?
19:53I think he's one step ahead of you, but there's still time.
19:58I'm super calm.
19:59I'm confident.
20:01Cheers.
20:02To what?
20:03To this.
20:04To tonight, then.
20:05Marilio, this is your moment.
20:07Your chance to get to know her better.
20:09Can you cook?
20:10No.
20:11I didn't ask.
20:12You can't cook anything?
20:13I never got the chance.
20:14I can make, uh...
20:15Hard boiled eggs.
20:16Can you make those?
20:17Pasta.
20:19Marilio, may I give you a suggestion?
20:22Forget the kitchen and give her a compliment.
20:24Works every time.
20:27You have nice muscle mass.
20:29I mean, you...
20:30You noticed?
20:31I can tell you are fit in everything.
20:33I do notice these things.
20:35Maybe you can tone up a bit by doing some body weight workouts.
20:39We can train together tomorrow, then.
20:41See?
20:42Even without being a mentalist.
20:45He talked to Michelle before I got here.
20:48But I got her, talked to her, then told him, Michelle's my number one.
20:52I didn't hide anything.
20:54So, Claudian has ego and looks.
20:56What else?
20:58You ask about your rivals.
21:00Well, I need to know about them.
21:03You worried?
21:04No, I'm not.
21:05But it still just seems physical for him at this point.
21:09As far as I can tell, anyway.
21:11Because he may be physically attracted to you, or even mentally.
21:15But...
21:16Look out, Michelle!
21:17He's at it again! Stop him!
21:18You know what I mean?
21:19Right, right.
21:20But why do you like me?
21:22Well, the first thing was your looks, of course.
21:24Okay.
21:25But I thought, this girl definitely has some sense.
21:27She clearly is smart, you know?
21:29Sure, same for me when you said you were a businessman and studied economics.
21:34And you look really smart.
21:36But there's also physical attraction, it's not just mental.
21:39Yeah, of course there's attraction.
21:41I like you, at some point.
21:42Okay, I know that.
21:43Right, you know?
21:44What do you want, then?
21:47I'd like to hang out with you.
21:49Okay.
21:50More often.
21:51How about tonight?
21:54Well...
21:55I think I'm in serious trouble.
21:58I won't accept the word trouble from you, Marilio.
22:01There are only challenges.
22:03Challenges to be faced with the right mindset.
22:06So, let's hear it.
22:07Did you make us lose money?
22:09No.
22:10Didn't you see the dinner?
22:11Who knows if you won or lost this one?
22:14What'd you talk about?
22:16We talked about what he does.
22:17Of course.
22:18Got to know each other.
22:19And we talked.
22:21I'm not afraid of Marilio.
22:22Not at all.
22:24Being tall and handsome doesn't cut it.
22:25You gotta have personality, seduction, charm.
22:30So, it went well and you guys had a good time.
22:33Claudian just sits there and says nothing.
22:36The dinner really got under his skin.
22:39Claudian.
22:41Is your thick armor beginning to crack?
22:44Do you fear a battle with the mentalist?
22:46Or is it simply jealousy?
22:49You look quiet, bro.
22:50Me, no.
22:51Me, no.
22:52No, I'm fine.
22:53He's thinking.
22:54Yeah, man, he's thinking.
22:55He's a reflective guy.
22:57If Michelle sleeps with Marilio,
23:00I can sleep with Ibiza.
23:02Anybody.
23:03I'll take them all.
23:08My God, look at you guys.
23:13Claudian is really annoyed and angry.
23:15I mean, he's jealous, girl.
23:18I honestly don't expect anything to change between me and Daniele.
23:22Come on now.
23:23It's already changed.
23:25You gotta loosen up a little bit.
23:27I don't know.
23:28He's like a clever little fox.
23:32Who will Michelle the undecided and Daniele the flirty sleep with?
23:36I'll go grab the popcorn.
23:41It'll be fire.
23:42Ooh.
23:48Good evening.
23:49Good to you.
23:50Uh-oh.
23:57She was so tempted to come this way.
24:01It was nice to get to know Marilio,
24:04but I wanted to go back to Claudian,
24:06because I totally get it that he's upset just because he likes me.
24:09Oy, oy, oy.
24:10You're beautiful tonight.
24:12Tell me what you did to me.
24:14You're such a kisser.
24:16Okay, that's it for tonight.
24:19But something tells me that there might be some more plot twists.
24:23The night is long and Lana's processors already have a lot of material to work on.
24:28Let's hope they don't go on the fritz.
24:29Good morning, everybody.
24:30This light.
24:31Who invented it?
24:32How was it last night?
24:33We could ask you the same thing.
24:34We're all wondering, Daniele.
24:35What happened last night in the cradle of platonic love?
24:37Or at least it should be.
24:38That bad scares me.
24:39What bad?
24:40Those two together?
24:41No, what do you mean?
24:42Look, look at how Carlotta is scratching.
24:43Just some cuddles and scratching.
24:44Just scratching.
24:45Just scratching.
24:46What's the matter?
24:47What's the matter?
24:48What's the matter?
24:49What's the matter?
24:50Oh, my God.
24:51You know, the only one I'm thinking of,
24:52the only one I'm thinking of.
24:53The only one I'm thinking of,
24:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:55More than everybody.
24:57This light.
24:58Who invented it?
24:59Or at least it should be.
25:01That bit scares me.
25:02What bit?
25:03Those two together?
25:04No, what do you mean?
25:05Look at how Carlotta is scratching.
25:06Just some cuddles and scratching.
25:07Just scratching.
25:08What happened?
25:10We just made small talk.
25:14He's full of it.
25:16Alessandro the octopus.
25:18He was touching me everywhere.
25:20Then eventually we couldn't handle it and we both gave him.
25:29There was this passionate kiss.
25:39Ah.
25:40There's chemistry, but I also am keeping my eyes on.
25:45I have an eye on Daniele too and Daniele's got his on me.
25:49Oops.
25:50Good morning.
25:52Good morning.
25:53Hi, Lana.
25:54Good morning, Lana.
25:55Hello.
25:56A new day in the retreat is starting.
25:58New rules.
25:59May I remind you, I'm analyzing your every behavior.
26:03What behavior?
26:04Careful.
26:05Cherish whatever happens during these days.
26:08Especially in the next hours.
26:10Have a good day.
26:12Thanks, Lana.
26:13You're being very mysterious this morning, Lana.
26:17What will happen in the next few hours?
26:20What are you up to?
26:22During the past few hours, I detected some behaviors
26:27that might turn guests away from the goal of this retreat.
26:31To help them expand their basic sexual communication,
26:34I organized a workshop and invited two experts in the field.
26:38Kruda, a psychologist and sexologist.
26:41And Saul, an expert in conscious sexuality.
26:44Hello.
26:45Hi, boys.
26:46Hello, hello.
26:47Hey, ladies.
26:48Hey, everybody.
26:49Hi, guys.
26:50Nice to see you.
26:51Welcome.
26:52If you can please form a semicircle.
26:54So, this is your first group workshop.
26:56Nice.
26:57Thank you very much.
27:01Saul and Kruda both seem a bit odd, so I'm expecting something strange.
27:05I can feel the enthusiasm.
27:07You're here for a reason.
27:09And that reason is to alter your path.
27:12So far, you've been exploring the world through sexual attraction.
27:16What we're going to do today is help you let go of this main road you've been taking,
27:21because in our opinion, it's full of pitfalls.
27:26Alternative roads, other roads.
27:28Take the normal road.
27:30Take the main one.
27:31You'll get there faster.
27:33Today's workshop will focus on the erotic map.
27:36We'll help the men and women to discover their bodies in such a way that it changes their perception of sex and sexuality.
27:44We're excited.
27:45We're hot.
27:46Now, let's talk about how we're going to pair you up.
27:50Okay.
27:51Who would I like to be with?
27:54You know, a bee's is my first choice.
27:57But she's fire.
27:59If you get too close, you'll get burned.
28:02Alessia.
28:03Would you please come and stand on this platform?
28:05The top.
28:06And you'll be with...
28:10Jacopo.
28:13I can't say I'm excited.
28:15I wanted a visa.
28:16Come on over here.
28:18Come be with me.
28:20If Lana paired us up, she must have seen something.
28:23Alessandro, go to the second platform.
28:26Hey, yo.
28:27I was made for this shit.
28:29With you.
28:30Oh.
28:35Federica.
28:36I should've known.
28:38Look in my eyes and paint me all over.
28:41Michelle?
28:42Come on.
28:43Let's spice things up.
28:48Marilio, please join her.
28:50There it is.
28:51Let's go.
28:52I didn't expect that.
28:53Me either.
28:54Not going to lie.
28:55Seeing Michelle and Marilio together stings a little.
28:57So, Ibiza.
28:58Who is it?
28:59Daniele?
29:00Join her, please.
29:01Today's going to be very hot.
29:02It's already getting a little too caliente.
29:03Can you paint?
29:04Of course I can.
29:05You're the only ones left.
29:06Yeah.
29:07So, Claudian and Carlotta to the platform.
29:08Right on.
29:09I didn't expect that.
29:10I wanted to get Claudian, but let's give Marilio another shot.
29:13Michelle, again.
29:14Michelle, again.
29:15Oh.
29:16Oh.
29:17Oh.
29:18Oh.
29:19Oh.
29:20Oh.
29:21Oh.
29:22Oh.
29:23Oh.
29:24Oh.
29:25Oh.
29:26Oh.
29:27Oh.
29:28Oh.
29:29Oh.
29:30Oh.
29:31Oh.
29:32Oh.
29:33Oh.
29:34Oh.
29:35Marilio.
29:36I'd like you to grab some of the red eco-friendly paint and mark the private parts with an X.
29:44Shit, yeah.
29:45Help.
29:46We didn't even have time to talk and I have to...
29:50One, two...
29:52Normally, all the focus is on these X's and you end up forgetting about the rest of the body.
29:58I grabbed the biggest brush I could find because it seemed the right size compared to...
30:04You know.
30:05You get it.
30:06I really like how you brush a little bit here and a little there.
30:07Voila.
30:08I'd rip off that swimsuit and slap an X so fast.
30:09Put that X where it belongs.
30:10I feel like a Michelangelo over here.
30:11This is a masterpiece.
30:12Work of art.
30:13Okay, then.
30:14How's everybody feeling?
30:15Fabulous.
30:16Good.
30:17From now on, the red X is no longer in the game.
30:19Oh, come on, guys.
30:20And there's the catch.
30:21Honestly, I don't see the X as a lock or whatever.
30:23I see it as...
30:24Like a door that is just opened.
30:25Very cool.
30:26You're like a Michelangelo over here.
30:27I feel like a Michelangelo over here.
30:30This is a masterpiece.
30:31Work of art.
30:32Okay, then.
30:33How's everybody feeling?
30:34Fabulous.
30:35Good.
30:36Good.
30:37From now on, the red X is no longer in the game.
30:41Oh, come on, guys.
30:42And there's the catch.
30:45Honestly, I don't see the X as a lock or whatever.
30:48I see it as... like a door that is just opened.
30:52Very nice.
30:53Okay, so now let's use our hands.
30:55Oh, sweet.
30:56I told you.
30:57A little touching.
30:58Nice.
30:59We want to mark all the spots on your partner's bodies that you think are erogenous zones.
31:05Can I pour it on her head?
31:08My erogenous zones?
31:10Guys, they go from my head to my toes.
31:12So you picked the wrong game for me.
31:15Feel the sculpted marble.
31:18The perks of this workshop are building a deeper connection and intimacy with the other person.
31:24Would you draw a heart on my titties?
31:26Totally.
31:27Have a clear big toe.
31:29Even on my little nose, huh?
31:31I should probably do the other ear, yeah?
31:34Uh-huh.
31:35I care about what Daniele does with Ibiza because we're the only two competing for him.
31:41And it's obvious there's sexual tension between him and Ibiza.
31:45There's so much desire, a lot of attraction.
31:49Forget fires.
31:50He's a straight-up volcano.
31:53I'm done.
31:54Marilio, how is your creative mindset holding up?
32:00Oh my god, what did he do to her?
32:03Look at Michelle.
32:04They did the, what's it called?
32:06Kids makeup?
32:07I don't know if you like it, but that's all I could do on you.
32:11Great.
32:12So you mapped out erogenous zones.
32:14But like, think outside the box.
32:16Come on, man.
32:17How is it?
32:18Good.
32:19Should be more symmetrical here.
32:22While I'm no painter, I can't deny the singular vision I have for her.
32:26And what's this vision, Marilio?
32:28Tell us.
32:29I chose the colors carefully because she's blonde with fair skin, but not too pale.
32:34So I decided to put green and blue on top and yellow below to contrast with her hair.
32:40Are we all at the same workshop?
32:42Oh!
32:43I didn't expect this chemistry with Khlo.
32:48Okay guys, time is up.
33:00No!
33:01No!
33:02What?
33:03What do you mean?
33:04Through this exercise, you've learned that the paths to pleasure are so much more than
33:10those X's you marked at the beginning.
33:12Did I find any other ways?
33:14No, absolutely not.
33:15It's the same.
33:17Now show us how you will blend these colors together.
33:20Oh my God!
33:21Come together now and let it all go in a long, warm embrace, unleashing your energy.
33:29This is so embarrassing, isn't it?
33:31I want you.
33:32Yeah, let's stop.
33:34If I hug him, I'll end up breaking all of the rules and it'll be a complete disaster,
33:39so...
33:40Avisa, Daniele, what's up?
33:41You don't want to hug?
33:42Uh, we do want to hug.
33:43Yes, yes, but there's a lot of passion.
33:46There's just a lot of chemistry.
33:48The closer you get, the closer we get.
33:51You know what I mean?
33:52So...
33:53We'll see.
33:55Who knows if a swim will be enough to put out all this creative fire?
34:01People say my name.
34:02Lana, are we sure that this workshop isn't making the situation worse?
34:06Hey, I'll make you go insane.
34:10Hey, good idea, Clodian.
34:12A nice cold shower is what we all need.
34:14Who's there?
34:15Need any help?
34:16Well, yeah, sure.
34:17How can I say no?
34:18Can I wash your back?
34:19Sure.
34:20So, here I am.
34:21You know what I mean?
34:22Careful, Clodian.
34:23That shower looks a little slippery to me.
34:24Oh, do you remember that Marilio promised a training session to Michelle last night?
34:33Good, but if you do it with no weights, you're not warming up that much.
34:34Well, clearly he didn't forget.
34:35So you have one minute rest.
34:36But usually when it's like this, 20 to 30 seconds aren't really all enough to do any
34:40of this.
34:41How will we get to know each other if he talks a lot and says he doesn't even flirt?
34:46It's different with weights.
34:57Staying in shape is important.
34:59Hello?
35:00Marilio, is anybody home?
35:02You do see what's going on here, right?
35:04Snap out of it!
35:05I think, is this petting?
35:07No, come on.
35:08It's not like that.
35:09Lana will know.
35:10Whatever.
35:11I gotta go back and check on those two in the shower.
35:14Lana might be overheating.
35:16No, no.
35:17Am I making it hard for you?
35:19Yeah.
35:20She keeps tempting me over and over.
35:22Hang in there, buddy.
35:23You got this!
35:24Didn't you already shower?
35:26Yeah.
35:27I was waiting for you.
35:29But you...
35:31...wouldn't come.
35:33Oh.
35:36I can't, I can't, I can't.
35:38I can't do this.
35:41I'll let you finish.
35:43Come on, Claudian.
35:44At the end of the day, it wasn't a big deal.
35:47It was friendly.
35:49Don't worry.
35:50Take a deep breath.
35:53Ah, see?
35:54You're doing better already.
35:57You know what you need?
35:59A solid meditation with our spiritual bull.
36:03Wait, what's this?
36:04Looks like he took the fast lane straight to Alessia.
36:07Listen to the sound of the sea.
36:10Now try to imagine something positive that's calming for you.
36:14Oh, man.
36:16How do I do that?
36:17We're trying to find peace.
36:18Mm-hmm.
36:19This isn't about yoga, Jacopo.
36:21I'm thinking of something completely different.
36:24Uh...
36:25Your workshop was really surprising.
36:26Was it annoying?
36:27I mean...
36:28No, no, no, no, no.
36:29Sorry.
36:30You managed to...
36:31You got me to loosen up because...
36:33He really has loosened you up, huh?
36:35I'm starting to feel something, and I don't know if you feel the same, but for me...
36:40I want to kiss Jacopo.
36:43I don't know how, but I'm gonna try really hard.
36:46Who knows?
36:48You know the saying, Rome wasn't built in a day, so...
36:52Wait and good things will happen, yeah?
36:54Then let's build Rome.
36:56Wow, really?
36:57I don't think we'll have that much time.
36:59Just saying.
37:00It's time for us to share a bed.
37:02Let's definitely sleep together tonight.
37:05And then...
37:06And then...
37:07We see what happens.
37:08Mm-hmm.
37:09Or do you want it now?
37:11Warning!
37:12Rule breaking incoming!
37:13Let's go slow, only because I'm super focused.
37:15Okay, so you just want to stick to the rules.
37:18At the moment, yeah.
37:19Ah, right on, Jacopo.
37:21Lana will be proud of you.
37:22You know how there's love at first sight?
37:24I've got that feeling.
37:26What if Ibiza?
37:29Good things are worth the wait.
37:30Okay.
37:32I think he wants to play by the rules, but...
37:35I don't know if we can.
37:37You brought out a lot in me today.
37:39I mean, yeah.
37:40You...
37:41You unlocked something.
37:42You were like a lock, I...
37:43You pulled out the lioness.
37:44Opened it.
37:46I want to go ahead and sleep with Alessi tonight.
37:49Because then I can finally figure out if I'm really that into Ibiza.
37:54Jacopo, you've completely lost me.
37:56So you're going to use the lioness as a test to see how much you like Ibiza?
38:02Whatever.
38:03There's time for that later.
38:04Because right now, there are bigger fish to fry.
38:07It's time for the first evening showdown with the queen of the villa.
38:13Uh-oh.
38:14Hi, Lana.
38:16Boys and girls, please make your way to the patio.
38:19All right.
38:20Let's go.
38:21Let's go.
38:22Let's go.
38:23Come on.
38:24I was good and kind.
38:25I restrained.
38:26Even this afternoon, I beg you.
38:28Why do you think we're here?
38:30I hope the others did the same.
38:32Good evening, everyone.
38:33Remember that the goal of this retreat is to teach you to not have a solely physical approach
38:46towards other people in order to create stable and lasting relationships.
38:51Yep.
38:52That's why we're here.
38:54To achieve this goal, it would be inappropriate to break the rules of the retreat.
39:02Unfortunately, I must inform you that the rules have been broken.
39:09No way.
39:10I can't believe it.
39:11Well done, guys.
39:12Well done.
39:14This happening on the second is not good.
39:18Anyone want to confess something?
39:20Who's got something to confess?
39:27Hey, don't look at me.
39:28I look because you're handsome.
39:29Oh, I know.
39:30We got it.
39:31Denied till the end.
39:32This is a no-brainer.
39:34So?
39:36Look, they're looking at each other.
39:37Okay, I'll confess.
39:38I'll talk.
39:39What happened?
39:41Michelle and I had a thing and we kissed.
39:44Sorry, guys.
39:45Where was that?
39:47Michelle and Claudian, your kiss costs...
39:51Ouch.
39:52Ouch.
39:53Easy now.
39:54Three thousand euros.
39:55Damn.
39:56A three thousand euro kiss, but totally worth it.
39:59It makes no sense.
40:00However...
40:01Ouch again.
40:02I must inform you that you were not the only ones who broke the rules.
40:06Aww.
40:07Really?
40:08I'm starting to feel sick.
40:09Why are you laughing?
40:10Please, Lana, don't give me bad news.
40:12I have a question.
40:13What if you were saying goodnight to each other?
40:15Just a little peck before bed.
40:16Rule breaking?
40:17Or is it just a friendly kiss?
40:18What's the deal?
40:19Daniele and Federica, your kiss will cost...
40:20Three thousand euros.
40:21...three thousand euros.
40:22But the kiss was really...
40:23Look.
40:24We'll get closer to...
40:25It was like...
40:26It's a kiss.
40:27It was like...
40:28It's a kiss.
40:29I feel sick.
40:30I feel sick.
40:31Why are you laughing?
40:32Please, Lana, don't give me bad news.
40:33I have a question.
40:34What if you were saying goodnight to each other?
40:35Just a little peck before bed.
40:36Rule breaking?
40:37Or...
40:38Is it just a friendly kiss?
40:39What's the deal?
40:40Daniele and Federica, your kiss will cost...
40:43Three thousand euros.
40:45But the kiss was really...
40:48Look.
40:49We'll get closer to...
40:50It was like...
40:51It's a kiss.
40:52But it's not.
40:53It was more like that.
40:54Like that.
40:55It was like that.
40:58It's gonna cost us money.
41:03It was nothing.
41:04You're charging me three grand for nothing?
41:06Your little kiss wasn't worth three thousand euros?
41:12We did it.
41:13We wanted to.
41:14We're attracted anyway.
41:15What do you mean we wanted to?
41:16Yes.
41:17But what?
41:18I would have done way more.
41:19I don't give a fuck.
41:20Three thousand euros for...
41:22Fuck me.
41:23What am I gonna say?
41:24I mean, what's going on?
41:26We're talking about a goodnight kiss?
41:28Are you fifteen?
41:29It's just insane.
41:30I mean...
41:31We took three thousand from the two of us just for touching lips.
41:33And you said it wasn't even worth it.
41:35I don't even consider it a real kiss.
41:36No, no, no.
41:37It was.
41:38You know what I mean?
41:39It was.
41:40Let's be clear.
41:41I said it from the beginning and I'll keep saying it.
41:43I don't want any of this bullshit.
41:46Pardon my French.
41:50It was actually a sweet moment.
41:52And...
41:53I don't know.
41:56It's disappointing because I wish it didn't seem so trivial.
42:01But that's not all.
42:04If one card falls, the whole castle goes down.
42:10Anyone else...
42:11Anybody else?
42:12Want to confess?
42:16Just me sleeping?
42:17I have nothing to say.
42:18Carlotta?
42:20Are you kidding me, Carlotta?
42:22I didn't.
42:23Why don't you kiss, Ale?
42:24They got it.
42:25You gotta straight up deny the obvious.
42:26Deny it until death.
42:29Well, if...
42:30Wait, wait.
42:31She was about to say something.
42:32Yeah, she's about to confess.
42:34No, we need to be honest.
42:54You know I'm gonna bring that fire tonight.
42:58Baby, it's about that time.
43:00I'm losing you in my mind.
43:02You know you're always behind.
43:04You got my mind going mine.
43:06Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
43:10Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
43:13Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
43:43Nice, very nice!
43:45Yes.
43:46No, that's why I will bilingual you, talk to against this.
43:48It's just frustrating,
44:03you seem to start in my mind.
44:05Nothing!
44:07No!
44:08Anyway, thank you.