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00:00:00The ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.

00:00:03I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.

00:00:06My crush on his childhood.

00:00:24Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?

00:00:29Ouch.

00:00:30I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.

00:00:43You just got pucked, Dora?

00:00:48But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.

00:00:54It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.

00:01:00Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.

00:01:08We love you so much.

00:01:10I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.

00:01:13Get with Leo.

00:01:22Lose my big card.

00:01:29You followed Leo to college for nothing.

00:01:32Idiot.

00:01:33Did I die a virgin?

00:01:35No.

00:01:35If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.

00:01:40Dora Miller, tell Leo how you feel.

00:01:45Stop being such a pussy and go for it.

00:01:47Dora.

00:02:00Dora.

00:02:04Can it wait?

00:02:05I'm just a little busy.

00:02:08Leo, I have been in love with you for years.

00:02:10I think we would make a great team.

00:02:13I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.

00:02:26Oh my god!

00:02:27What did she just say?

00:02:28She's a virgin.

00:02:29L-M-A-O.

00:02:30Oh, sweet.

00:02:36A pleading little virgin.

00:02:38Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.

00:02:43What else do you have to say to Leo?

00:02:49Pretty.

00:02:50Hey.

00:02:52I didn't realize you were on the toilet.

00:02:54It's funny.

00:02:55Something in the toilet made me think of you,

00:02:57and then I heard your needy voice.

00:03:00I can't believe you're still a virgin.

00:03:04Wait.

00:03:05You totally can.

00:03:08But I do love what you've done with your hair.

00:03:11Aww.

00:03:15Don't come last it.

00:03:18I'll just...

00:03:19I'll leave you guys.

00:03:21Go.

00:03:21And this...

00:03:24It's interesting.

00:03:30Women have a choice for...

00:03:31They can be appealing.

00:03:33Or they can be you.

00:03:37I like this cardigan.

00:03:40So would my great-great-great-grandmother.

00:03:46Leo's hot.

00:03:47You're not.

00:03:49Leo's rich.

00:03:50Poor.

00:03:51We're in, you're out.

00:03:52Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.

00:03:55Oh.

00:03:57Mindy.

00:03:58Know your place, nerd.

00:04:00In the library, it's in your nose with the other mountains.

00:04:10You know, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.

00:04:14What the hell?

00:04:31I'm not expecting money from anyone.

00:04:32Especially this much.

00:04:38What?

00:04:44Did your towel just fall?

00:04:59Why?

00:05:00I want to sneak a peek.

00:05:04Oh, come on.

00:05:05It's not that bad.

00:05:06I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.

00:05:09So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.

00:05:11Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?

00:05:16Come on.

00:05:16I know you're in there, virgin.

00:05:18I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.

00:05:33Oh.

00:05:34Troy.

00:05:36No virgins here.

00:05:38But you already knew that, right?

00:05:39Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.

00:05:52Oh.

00:05:54Not so fast.

00:05:55You are the ignorer.

00:05:56I saved you.

00:05:58I won't.

00:05:59Big time.

00:06:00No way.

00:06:06Guys like you, they want one thing.

00:06:08Such as?

00:06:09Help passing math.

00:06:12Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,

00:06:17but it's gotta be kept real secret.

00:06:18If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.

00:06:21What?

00:06:22No.

00:06:22Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make

00:06:26you look like I'm throwing games.

00:06:28Match fixing?

00:06:30That also sounds super dodgy.

00:06:32I'm not touching it.

00:06:33Wait.

00:06:33Well.

00:06:36What if we did a deal?

00:06:38You help me, and I help you get Leo.

00:06:42And boom.

00:06:43Swing for fifth base in no time.

00:06:46It's a sexual reference.

00:06:48For you.

00:06:48Once I have sex.

00:06:50Leo.

00:06:52It's Dr. Sex.

00:06:55I love Leo.

00:06:57I've been waiting for him.

00:06:59So do we have a deal?

00:07:01Okay, but I need to clear something up.

00:07:04Fifth base, I thought it was fourth.

00:07:07You got some work to do.

00:07:09You think I'm a joke?

00:07:12It's called teasing to her.

00:07:14Do you want Leo or not?

00:07:15So, you can teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things.

00:07:26You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?

00:07:38Just want to know what Leo will expect.

00:07:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.

00:07:45All right.

00:07:50Maybe we should tackle it in order.

00:07:53List it for him.

00:07:54Flirting fashion technique.

00:07:56Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.

00:07:59All right.

00:08:00Flirting skills first, and then boom.

00:08:02Fifth base.

00:08:03Sounds good.

00:08:03Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.

00:08:06And we need a deadline.

00:08:07How about the fun years to dance for the hockey team?

00:08:09You can make a big move there.

00:08:11It's only two weeks away.

00:08:13Calm down.

00:08:14You're not that hopeless.

00:08:15We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.

00:08:18Okay.

00:08:19Sounds good.

00:08:21My whole life is going to change.

00:08:24Go team.

00:08:26Oh, Dora came.

00:08:27Got here.

00:08:35Dora!

00:08:35Just the person I wanted to see.

00:08:37Oh, shit.

00:08:39I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.

00:08:43You did?

00:08:44Yeah.

00:08:46I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.

00:08:52But I shouldn't have reacted that way.

00:08:53Yeah.

00:08:56Okay.

00:08:57Thanks.

00:08:59Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?

00:09:01You should totally come.

00:09:03All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?

00:09:08Totally!

00:09:08What the hell, Dora?

00:09:28Do you even live here?

00:09:30It's so friggin' neat.

00:09:31I like things organized.

00:09:35What are you doing?

00:09:37Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.

00:09:39You probably have a math solution to the Wii card.

00:09:45My underwear is none of your business.

00:09:46I mean, it kind of is.

00:09:52Do you want my help landing Leo?

00:09:55Can we please stop talking about my underwear?

00:09:58Just play, Dory.

00:10:18You have such incredible eyes, Dora.

00:10:23I never noticed how beautiful they are before.

00:10:25I never noticed how beautiful they are before.

00:10:28They're just eyes.

00:10:34I have two of them, like everyone else.

00:10:37Come on, Dora.

00:10:38I was flirting with you.

00:10:40That's why I need help.

00:10:45Why couldn't I see what you were doing?

00:10:47Just be open to signals.

00:10:50Don't be Dora the Ignorer.

00:10:53Can I bore you?

00:10:56Why would you care?

00:10:58Because you have such beautiful eyes.

00:11:12You're flirting again?

00:11:13Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.

00:11:19Something flirty back.

00:11:24I know.

00:11:24I will practice on Leo at the Freddy's tonight.

00:11:27What do you think?

00:11:29Yeah, why not?

00:11:29But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.

00:11:34Don't expect miracles.

00:11:35We'll need to have another flirting lesson.

00:11:37All right.

00:11:51I'll grab us a drink.

00:11:52Just try to be cool.

00:11:56Dude, when am I not cool?

00:12:02Oh my God, there's Leo.

00:12:03You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.

00:12:08Yeah.

00:12:09Good luck.

00:12:13She got her.

00:12:14We got her.

00:12:17Hey.

00:12:20Hey.

00:12:24Hey.

00:12:24I don't mean to interrupt.

00:12:41Hey.

00:12:43Hey.

00:12:44Hey.

00:12:45Hey.

00:12:46Hey.

00:12:47Hey.

00:12:51Hey.

00:12:53I don't mean to interrupt.

00:12:55It's cool.

00:12:57Cool.

00:12:59Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.

00:13:03You don't gotta say it, it's cool.

00:13:07Okay.

00:13:11Yes, she does. Doesn't she, girls?

00:13:15Whatever it is.

00:13:17And I think it is her vagina.

00:13:21It's like a vagina, only drier.

00:13:23We call it Adora.

00:13:29What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:13:35We're doing nothing.

00:13:37She needs you.

00:13:39Because you're nothing.

00:13:41Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.

00:13:45She buys an Inventi-sized tubes.

00:13:47How cute!

00:13:49But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?

00:13:53That's the largest one.

00:13:55Don't you dare laugh!

00:13:59Well, it's about me all of a sudden.

00:14:01What do you see in her?

00:14:11Dora the borer?

00:14:13What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?

00:14:17She's great.

00:14:19It's as simple as that, Mindy.

00:14:23Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?

00:14:31Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?

00:14:35I think it's kind of sweet.

00:14:43This is just the stark new sexless ironing board.

00:14:47Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.

00:14:53Emotions.

00:15:07Come on.

00:15:08I'll tell you something about it.

00:15:14Wait here.

00:15:15I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.

00:15:23Leo, I have been in love with you for years.

00:15:27I think we'd make a great team.

00:15:29I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.

00:15:37Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.

00:15:41Could you be any more desperate?

00:15:44I don't know.

00:15:45Can you, Dora?

00:15:47Ready?

00:15:48Okay.

00:15:49Take my virginity.

00:15:51Take my virginity.

00:15:52Take my virginity.

00:15:53Take my virginity.

00:15:54Take my virginity.

00:16:13Please stop.

00:16:19Please let me go.

00:16:21Hello.

00:16:22Don't be falling.

00:16:23You love a hurricane.

00:16:24It's time to keep going.

00:16:27Help my Arnold.

00:16:30Thank you for having me.

00:16:34Hi, Jayajan.

00:16:35If you are dying, he didn't see me like this.

00:16:46I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.

00:16:53Please. Please let me go.

00:16:55Aw, honey, you wanna go?

00:16:58Please. You can go.

00:17:01We just wanna hear you say it.

00:17:04One more time.

00:17:06Say, take my virginity.

00:17:09Say it.

00:17:11Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!

00:17:14Say it! Say it!

00:17:18That's enough!

00:17:23That's enough!

00:17:32And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.

00:17:35I don't care what anyone says.

00:17:38When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.

00:17:42You're wrong.

00:17:44I'll finish it.

00:17:50I'll get you a tissue.

00:17:52I'll get you a tissue.

00:17:54I...

00:17:58It's...

00:18:00It's okay.

00:18:01Sorry.

00:18:02I thought you should be a crier.

00:18:04You can't let Mindy get it to you.

00:18:06Okay, you need to fight back.

00:18:08Like with a shark.

00:18:09You just need to punch her in the nose.

00:18:12Why do you care if she believes me?

00:18:13You remind me of my little sister.

00:18:14Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?

00:18:16I mean she's eight.

00:18:17I really hope so.

00:18:18I really hope so.

00:18:19It reminds you of an eight-year-old?

00:18:20No.

00:18:21No.

00:18:22No.

00:18:23No.

00:18:24No.

00:18:25No.

00:18:26No.

00:18:27No.

00:18:28Stop crying.

00:18:29So I'm gonna be okay.

00:18:30Yeah.

00:18:31I don't know if I'm sorry.

00:18:33No.

00:18:34I'm sorry.

00:18:35No.

00:18:36No.

00:18:37No.

00:18:38No.

00:18:39No.

00:18:40No.

00:18:41No.

00:18:42No.

00:18:43No.

00:18:44No.

00:18:45No.

00:18:46No.

00:18:47No.

00:18:48No.

00:18:49No.

00:18:50No.

00:18:51No.

00:18:52No.

00:18:53No.

00:18:54No.

00:18:55No.

00:18:56It's easy for you to say.

00:19:00Captain of the hockey team.

00:19:03Everyone loves you.

00:19:05And I'm just...

00:19:08Dora.

00:19:13I happen to think you're pretty great.

00:19:17And that should count for some things since I'm apparently so amazing.

00:19:26I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.

00:19:33Because I meant it.

00:19:38Because I meant it.

00:19:44Because I meant it.

00:19:48And the worst part is...

00:19:51I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.

00:19:55You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.

00:20:00No matter what you do.

00:20:01I just have to change the way that he sees me.

00:20:04I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal.

00:20:12Okay.

00:20:13We'll make it happen if that's what you really want.

00:20:17Let's do another flirting lesson.

00:20:23Now?

00:20:25It's not like we have another party to get to.

00:20:34Great date.

00:20:37Let's pretend like we're on a date.

00:20:39Okay.

00:20:40Show me some pointers.

00:20:44Okay.

00:20:45So...

00:20:46Flirting.

00:20:48You want to make...

00:20:49Lots of eye contact.

00:20:52And if you can...

00:20:54Touch them.

00:20:56That one.

00:20:58I thought it was right.

00:20:59Everything that I...

00:21:04The hand.

00:21:06Had inside my mind.

00:21:08Yet it felt so good.

00:21:11Walking next to you.

00:21:13You said you liked me too.

00:21:15Yeah.

00:21:16Sometimes I...

00:21:18I don't know.

00:21:19Let's see about what you'd like to.

00:21:22Well, this is fake, but it feels real.

00:21:26And you should...

00:21:27Laugh at Leo's jokes.

00:21:28If he makes any.

00:21:29Which he probably won't.

00:21:32And then you should...

00:21:33Find something special about him.

00:21:35To compliment him.

00:21:36If you think of anything.

00:21:45Her reflection.

00:21:49And I.

00:21:52It smells so good.

00:21:55What is that?

00:21:56It's supposed to be like a glass.

00:22:09Goodbye.

00:22:11This shit actually works!

00:22:12What?

00:22:13What?

00:22:19Congratulations.

00:22:20You just passed Flirting 101.

00:22:22You're better at this than you thought.

00:22:24I know.

00:22:25And who knew I had it in me?

00:22:27Just curious.

00:22:29Why did you say that stuff about me?

00:22:32Well...

00:22:33You told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with?

00:22:37And you went with, I smell nice?

00:22:40What's wrong with that?

00:22:43How do you want to smell?

00:22:45Like a pair of sweaty old socks?

00:22:47Hockey players are tough, okay?

00:22:48We don't smell nice.

00:22:51Hey.

00:22:54Relax.

00:22:55You are still a beast on the ice.

00:22:58I will let your secret get out.

00:22:59Nobody gives me shit the way you do.

00:23:04I like it.

00:23:06Thanks.

00:23:08Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?

00:23:13Yeah.

00:23:15It's around here somewhere.

00:23:29Dora's helping Troy track the money?

00:23:30If she works out, I sent it.

00:23:31They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.

00:23:32She's gonna fuck everything up!

00:23:33You got to do your son.

00:23:34If her cousin.

00:23:35I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.

00:23:37What's up with you and Dora?

00:23:38What's up with you and Dora?

00:23:39What's it to you?

00:23:40She's an old friend.

00:23:41Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.

00:23:42Yeah?

00:23:43Well, it sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.

00:23:45What's up with you and Dora?

00:23:46What's it to you?

00:23:47She's an old friend.

00:23:48Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.

00:23:49Yeah?

00:23:50Well, it sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.

00:23:52I'm Dora...

00:23:53Hardly.

00:23:54She's like our team mascot.

00:23:55Perfect.

00:23:56Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.

00:23:59What are you doing?

00:24:00I'm sorry.

00:24:01I'm sorry.

00:24:02I'm sorry.

00:24:03I'm sorry.

00:24:04I'm sorry.

00:24:05I'm sorry.

00:24:06I'm sorry.

00:24:07I'm sorry.

00:24:08I'm sorry.

00:24:09I'm sorry.

00:24:10If I didn't get a lot of fun, you're just going to take it.

00:24:12I'm sorry.

00:24:13I'm sorry.

00:24:14I'm sorry.

00:24:15I'm sorry.

00:24:16I'm sorry.

00:24:17I'm sorry.

00:24:18I wonder if Troy will like this.

00:24:29I don't care what Troy thinks.

00:24:31This is about Leo, stupid.

00:24:40Going somewhere, geek girl?

00:24:45I've got a date with Troy.

00:24:48Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?

00:24:59Where are you going?

00:25:00The library?

00:25:05I obviously did something to offend you.

00:25:07Everything about you offends me, geek.

00:25:10The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.

00:25:14I mean, do you have any self-respect?

00:25:21Can I go?

00:25:23Well, not until I help you out a little.

00:25:25I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.

00:25:29And these have a definite gotta go.

00:25:32And this hurt again?

00:25:39So gross.

00:25:40Stop!

00:25:42And you gotta bait the hook with that thing.

00:25:48You gotta fight back.

00:25:56Like with a shark.

00:25:57You gotta punch her in the nose.

00:25:58Sorry, I'm late.

00:26:21Yeah, you should be.

00:26:23It's not really good for my reputation if you seem waiting for a girl.

00:26:25I know.

00:26:28Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.

00:26:38It's the bud.

00:26:40But, like, like one T or two T's.

00:26:45Let me just stick to fourth base then.

00:27:00There's a crazy little bitch.

00:27:02That's her.

00:27:03Arresting you on the stalking.

00:27:04Are you Dora Miller?

00:27:06Dora Miller, you're under arrest.

00:27:08You're aggravating the troll.

00:27:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:27:14Hang on a second.

00:27:16Can we just talk about this?

00:27:17This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.

00:27:20No.

00:27:20No, she's the one who assaulted me.

00:27:22Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.

00:27:28I've seen you at the ring, yeah?

00:27:29Yeah.

00:27:29I don't miss a game.

00:27:30You guys are crushing it this year.

00:27:31Oh, thanks.

00:27:32Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.

00:27:35She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.

00:27:37Yeah?

00:27:38No.

00:27:39This is bullshit.

00:27:40This is not happening.

00:27:42Oh, really?

00:27:44Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?

00:27:51That's what I thought.

00:27:53Sorry for this misunderstanding.

00:27:59Nice to meet you.

00:28:00Nice to meet you, too.

00:28:01See you at the next game?

00:28:02You will, go team.

00:28:07Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.

00:28:12Got it?

00:28:26I can't believe you're recognizing from the ring.

00:28:28No, I've never seen him before in my life.

00:28:31That was bullshit.

00:28:31It worked, didn't it?

00:28:34Unbelievable.

00:28:36You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.

00:28:39I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.

00:28:41I don't know what happened, okay?

00:28:42Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.

00:28:48Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.

00:28:50What is love anymore?

00:28:53Ooh.

00:28:55Ooh.

00:28:56Ooh.

00:28:57Ooh.

00:28:58Ooh.

00:29:01Ooh.

00:29:11You're calling the cops.

00:29:13I don't know if you can stay with me tonight.

00:29:22I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.

00:29:26I'll take the floor.

00:29:31I had no idea Troy was such a good person.

00:29:37He feels so good.

00:29:38Oh, no.

00:29:39Am I hot for Troy?

00:29:49Do you have something I could change into?

00:29:51Yeah, of course.

00:29:52I'm so sorry I did not realize that...

00:29:59Relax, Dora.

00:30:00You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a friggin' game.

00:30:03Yeah, but that's...

00:30:05That's different.

00:30:06You can look now.

00:30:07I'm so sorry I did not realize that...

00:30:09Relax, Dora.

00:30:10You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a friggin' game.

00:30:12Relax, Dora.

00:30:13You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a friggin' game.

00:30:15You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a friggin' game.

00:30:16Yeah, but that's...

00:30:16That's different.

00:30:17Yeah, but that's...

00:30:18That's different.

00:30:19You can look now.

00:30:21You're still shirtless.

00:30:23That's how I sleep.

00:30:25But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...

00:30:27Dream on.

00:30:27Oh.

00:30:28It's a faithless road I'm on.

00:30:29Babe.

00:30:30I need you, baby.

00:30:31I need you, baby.

00:30:34I need you, baby.

00:30:38It's a faithless road I'm on.

00:30:42Cause it's been darkness all along

00:30:48I need you, baby

00:30:51I need you, baby

00:30:57I need you, baby

00:31:12I trust you

00:31:17A lot of people say you shouldn't

00:31:19I need you, baby

00:31:20I do

00:31:21You're a gentleman

00:31:23You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff

00:31:27Are you sure?

00:31:30We can put a pillow in between us

00:31:33You might need a bigger pillow

00:31:37I need you, baby

00:31:42Cause it's been darkness all along

00:31:46I need you, baby

00:31:49What happened to the pillow?

00:32:07Someone threw it on the floor

00:32:08It wasn't me

00:32:10Why would I do that?

00:32:12I don't know

00:32:14Maybe cause you want me to do this

00:32:17Wake me up when this ends all over

00:32:22Take my heart with both of your hands

00:32:27I've been spending all my days just trying to find the way

00:32:34I don't know

00:32:35I don't know

00:32:36I don't know

00:32:37I don't know

00:32:38I don't know

00:32:39I don't know

00:32:40I don't know

00:32:41I don't know

00:32:42I don't know

00:32:43You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base

00:32:45I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet

00:32:46Right

00:32:47Yeah

00:32:48Sorry for freaking out

00:32:49I just think

00:32:51Maybe we should concentrate on

00:32:53I don't know

00:32:54Fashion

00:32:55Since the dance is tomorrow night

00:32:57Yeah

00:32:58I actually need to call my cousin about that

00:33:00Yeah

00:33:01Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on

00:33:05Okay

00:33:07I have an American history exam I gotta get to

00:33:09So I'm gonna go

00:33:11I'm gonna go

00:33:14Hey what's up?

00:33:22What's up dude?

00:33:24So

00:33:26Her door punched Mindy

00:33:28It's an hinged man

00:33:29Trust me dude

00:33:31Mindy deserved it

00:33:33You gotta kick her to the curb bro

00:33:35Why are you so down on Dora?

00:33:40Isn't she your friend?

00:33:41Of course she is but

00:33:43We have the most important game of the year coming up

00:33:46And you need to be more focused

00:33:48I'm focused

00:33:49Okay

00:33:50Don't worry about me

00:33:51Doesn't look it

00:33:52But you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming

00:33:55You're running around with Dora all the time

00:34:01Leo

00:34:02Hey

00:34:03We

00:34:05Gotta wash this

00:34:06Get it back to you

00:34:10Minnie trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night

00:34:12Wow

00:34:13Are you that desperate to get laid?

00:34:16Oh no

00:34:17Stop it stop

00:34:18Hey

00:34:19Troy is just a friend

00:34:21It's nice to know what you really think of me

00:34:23I'm just looking out for you

00:34:24Troy is the biggest player on campus

00:34:25And you're a virgin

00:34:26Just didn't want you to get hurt

00:34:27Thanks man

00:34:28Hey

00:34:29There's nothing happening between us

00:34:30No

00:34:31No

00:34:32No

00:34:33No

00:34:34No

00:34:35No

00:34:36No

00:34:37No

00:34:38No

00:34:39No

00:34:40No

00:34:41No

00:34:42No

00:34:43No

00:34:44No

00:34:45No

00:34:46No

00:34:47No

00:34:48No

00:34:49No

00:34:50No

00:34:51No

00:34:52There's nothing in there between us

00:34:54Don't say that it'd warn you

00:34:55Thanks buddy

00:34:56Great chat

00:34:58Go team

00:35:01Excuse me.

00:35:11The boss wants an update.

00:35:17Hey, Big Mike.

00:35:18How's it hanging?

00:35:21Right.

00:35:22An update.

00:35:24So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure where

00:35:29the money comes from.

00:35:31Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.

00:35:44Hey, just about to call you.

00:35:46So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.

00:35:50You got a name yet?

00:35:51Not yet.

00:35:52But I will.

00:35:54How'd your exam go?

00:35:56Aced it, as usual.

00:35:58Nerd.

00:35:59That's good.

00:36:01Now you can focus on this.

00:36:07Renato and Lydia.

00:36:08My cousins.

00:36:09They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.

00:36:15Hi.

00:36:16You ready for this?

00:36:18Yeah.

00:36:19I think so.

00:36:21She's ready.

00:36:21Buckle up, girl.

00:36:24We're about to rock your world.

00:36:30I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.

00:36:35Be ready.

00:36:37You got me a car?

00:36:38Got to make an entrance.

00:36:43Have fun.

00:36:44Thanks.

00:36:46Oh, I don't want to get in this.

00:36:49This is my favorite part.

00:36:51Oh, no.

00:36:53Burn.

00:36:54Trash.

00:36:55Honey, is this from middle school?

00:36:57I think that's it.

00:36:58We're not going to do that again.

00:36:59The 2014 GAPS sweater.

00:37:02Going.

00:37:08Cinderella is ready for the ball.

00:37:10I did it again.

00:37:11We did it.

00:37:12Oh.

00:37:13We.

00:37:13What if everyone laughs at me?

00:37:26What if this was all a terrible mistake?

00:37:29Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.

00:37:36Damn.

00:37:37Who's this hot body?

00:37:38I want to push all the limits with you right now.

00:37:43Oh, my God.

00:37:46Is that virgin Dora?

00:37:47You see?

00:38:03I can't this for you.

00:38:06Don't think I'd like to try hard?

00:38:12You look beautiful.

00:38:14I wonder what Leah is thinking.

00:38:16Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.

00:38:19Who's that incredibly hot chick?

00:38:28Could this get any sadder?

00:38:30I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.

00:38:34She looks amazing.

00:38:35That little nerd thinks she can have everything.

00:38:43May I have this dance?

00:38:46Sorry you don't dance for your feet.

00:38:47I can handle it.

00:38:50Follow Miley.

00:38:51You guys.

00:38:55He's so strong.

00:38:57I feel so safe in his arms.

00:38:59And he really does smell good.

00:39:04What am I doing?

00:39:05I'm supposed to be here for Leo.

00:39:07I can't fall for Troy.

00:39:08You can't seriously want that.

00:39:22You could put lipstick on a pig.

00:39:24But it's still a pig.

00:39:26Once a nerd, always a nerd.

00:39:29Shut up, Mindy.

00:39:30Can I cut it?

00:39:34Yeah.

00:39:41Don't be a dick.

00:39:45I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.

00:39:48It's just me.

00:39:50And then he fell to makeup and hairspray.

00:39:52Still the same old Dora.

00:39:54Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.

00:39:57I feel like I haven't seen you.

00:39:59I didn't realize you liked him to night with me.

00:40:01Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.

00:40:06Really?

00:40:10Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?

00:40:13Yeah.

00:40:14Just go grab a burger or something like that?

00:40:17No.

00:40:18Like a proper dinner.

00:40:20Like a date.

00:40:23He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.

00:40:27This is fucking killing me.

00:40:29I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.

00:40:32Leo is the one I want.

00:40:37Leo just asked the nerd on a date.

00:40:39How do you do?

00:40:41I can relapse.

00:40:45I'd love to go on a date with Leo.

00:40:47Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.

00:40:49Cool.

00:40:51Yeah, I'll try.

00:40:51You know she's got Leo and Troy after her?

00:40:56What is this, opposites day?

00:40:57What is going on?

00:40:59You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.

00:41:01She's hotter than Dora.

00:41:02Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.

00:41:08These could work.

00:41:09All you need is ten seconds.

00:41:16Perfect.

00:41:18And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and dives around.

00:41:28I'm going to use the restroom?

00:41:29Yeah.

00:41:29Cool.

00:41:30Cool.

00:41:37Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is going to know she's messed

00:41:42with the wrong person.

00:41:46Dora!

00:41:47Hi!

00:41:47Have you tried this drink?

00:41:48It's so good.

00:41:51That's okay, Mindy.

00:41:53Good.

00:41:54Dora, I'm trying to make amends.

00:41:57Don't you want to be my friend?

00:42:09Actually, I think I'm okay.

00:42:11Yeah.

00:42:11Okay.

00:42:18How'd you know I was thirsty?

00:42:24Thanks, Mindy.

00:42:26Actually, this drink is for me.

00:42:29I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.

00:42:34Cheers.

00:42:35Cheers.

00:42:42Oh.

00:42:46Everyone!

00:42:46Did I have your attention over here, please?

00:42:50Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.

00:42:55Dora the Poorer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.

00:43:00Not with her mouth, but with her...

00:43:03Well, yes.

00:43:04Five, four, six.

00:43:06A little closer.

00:43:07Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.

00:43:09Three, two, one...

00:43:16Oh, no.

00:43:19Oh, no, no, no.

00:43:20This is not happening.

00:43:28Dear, you...

00:43:28Don't touch me!

00:43:31What's...

00:43:32What's going on?

00:43:34This is just a dream.

00:43:37Wake up.

00:43:38Oh, my God!

00:43:43Yo, Mindy, just shit her pants!

00:43:46Oh, my God.

00:43:51Oh, my God.

00:43:52Oh, my God.

00:43:53That's right.

00:43:54On your knees.

00:43:55Shut up.

00:43:58Put that down.

00:43:59Stop filming me.

00:44:01Thank you for saving me.

00:44:10How do you know she's going to do that?

00:44:13I was watching her.

00:44:14I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.

00:44:19How do things go with Leo?

00:44:21Great.

00:44:22We're going on a date.

00:44:24It's all thanks to you.

00:44:25Oh, my God.

00:44:31Thanks, guys.

00:44:34I appreciate you.

00:44:34I'll pay you back, ASAP.

00:44:39Oh, thanks.

00:44:41That Dora.

00:44:43You know I was at a party.

00:44:44Yeah, bullshit.

00:44:46And don't send her any dick pics.

00:44:47Too late.

00:44:49But, hey, she sent them first.

00:44:52Look.

00:44:53I know you got a crush on her, but...

00:44:54I saw her first, right?

00:44:56Dude.

00:44:56She's not a piece of property.

00:44:59She's a good person.

00:45:01Yeah, she's special.

00:45:04Yeah.

00:45:05So don't jerk her around.

00:45:07Look, dude.

00:45:08Don't tell me I'm going to live my life, all right?

00:45:10That's in the game.

00:45:12This is it.

00:45:13Talent scouts.

00:45:14Contracts.

00:45:15Big money.

00:45:15Big future.

00:45:21I gotta go.

00:45:28Mr. Konstantin.

00:45:31You said you fixed this by today.

00:45:34Yeah.

00:45:35I...

00:45:36I am.

00:45:37I'm fixing it.

00:45:38You're getting the senior.

00:45:41Hey, what the fuck?

00:45:42Relax.

00:45:45He'll still be able to play.

00:45:52Stop.

00:45:53Stop.

00:45:54Stop.

00:45:55Stop.

00:45:56Stop.

00:45:57Stop.

00:45:58Stop.

00:45:58Next time, you won't be able to play.

00:46:00And after that, game over.

00:46:03Hey, right on time.

00:46:18So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?

00:46:23I know.

00:46:24Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?

00:46:26What?

00:46:27I'm just joking.

00:46:29No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.

00:46:37Yeah.

00:46:40We're a big date with him.

00:46:42Yeah.

00:46:43I don't know all that much, to be honest.

00:46:46Come on.

00:46:46You're the expert.

00:46:47You tell me.

00:46:48Just wing it, Dora.

00:46:49Okay?

00:46:50Everybody just wings it.

00:46:51Uh, what's wrong with you?

00:46:53Wait, come on.

00:46:54I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.

00:46:56All right, so come on.

00:46:57Pay up.

00:46:58Wait, really?

00:46:59When am I going to know who's dumbing all the money on me?

00:47:01Soon.

00:47:02If you keep your promises.

00:47:04All right.

00:47:05Okay, fine.

00:47:06What do you need to know?

00:47:07Apart from the whole Caholize thing or whatever.

00:47:10Well, which underwear?

00:47:13Black or what?

00:47:15The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?

00:47:18Yeah, I can see.

00:47:19You don't need to hand them to me, and you're handing them to me.

00:47:21Oh, shit.

00:47:22I'm getting hard.

00:47:23Dude, not in front of her.

00:47:24Fuck.

00:47:26Um, yeah, these feel too soft.

00:47:28You might not want to take them off.

00:47:30So, the other ones?

00:47:32Yeah.

00:47:33Okay.

00:47:35Well, up until this point, my life has been sex-negative, kiss-negative too.

00:47:41Actually, I've never kissed anyone.

00:47:43So, could you show me?

00:47:54All right.

00:47:56You asked for it.

00:47:57If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close, maybe offer you my jacket,

00:48:12and then use that as an excuse to keep you close.

00:48:16And I look into your eyes, and I tilt your chin off.

00:48:29That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.

00:48:31Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me?

00:48:35Baby, don't you wait on me?

00:48:37Baby, don't you wait on me?

00:48:39Baby, don't you wait on me?

00:48:43That's what the term does.

00:48:50Gross.

00:48:51I don't know.

00:48:52No

00:48:54Step-by-step, look down.

00:49:01Don't look down.

00:49:06Don't look down.

00:49:08Don't look down.

00:49:13Why do you stop?

00:49:18Was that being weird?

00:49:21No.

00:49:29Did I do something wrong?

00:49:32Please, tell me.

00:49:35Because you love Leo, not me.

00:49:37You're cool.

00:49:44Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.

00:49:47That's like the launch pad right there.

00:49:51I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.

00:49:55Sorry.

00:49:57I don't know if that sounds needy, I just...

00:50:00I feel exposed.

00:50:03Me too.

00:50:04Sorry?

00:50:05You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.

00:50:09And everyone else is a player.

00:50:11They're the ones who are shit, not you.

00:50:13I'm sorry, Dora.

00:50:14I got stuff to do.

00:50:19Tell me, why him?

00:50:21Why Leo?

00:50:23Really?

00:50:24I thought you were friends.

00:50:26Yeah, we're good on the ice together.

00:50:27But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.

00:50:32I don't know.

00:50:32I mean, growing up Leo, he's just having to get married.

00:50:36His mom left him and his brothers and...

00:50:40I just kind of wanted to save him.

00:50:43So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.

00:50:49So, you know him better than I do, right?

00:50:52And you're just gonna hand him your V-card?

00:50:53You lose how I imagine my future.

00:51:00Why?

00:51:02Who did you lose it to?

00:51:03Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?

00:51:05Yeah.

00:51:05Hot bitchy chicks.

00:51:07Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.

00:51:09Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white-fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.

00:51:12What?

00:51:14Hey, you don't get to judge me.

00:51:16What?

00:51:23Hey, Troy.

00:51:32Is this okay?

00:51:36I hear everybody blowing up his phone.

00:51:40He doesn't care what I look like.

00:51:42This is all for Leo.

00:51:43What?

00:51:47Seriously, who cares?

00:51:48She'll work it out.

00:51:49He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.

00:51:51Lesson learned.

00:51:55Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.

00:51:58That narcissist will just hurt her.

00:52:02Look.

00:52:10How's your hand?

00:52:12I just heard a punch in the bag.

00:52:14It's all right, though.

00:52:14I'm good.

00:52:15Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.

00:52:17See me play?

00:52:19I have.

00:52:19You know, that's what I like about you.

00:52:23What did you think about that overtime shot last week?

00:52:25How was I?

00:52:26I think it was great.

00:52:27You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.

00:52:31Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.

00:52:33You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.

00:52:35Everybody's going to be like,

00:52:37Leo, Leo.

00:52:39Yeah, I'm really excited.

00:52:41Why did I upset Troy?

00:52:42He's been so nice.

00:52:44He's just asking me a question.

00:52:46You see, one guy who gets my jokes.

00:52:48I mean, they should make a wine after me.

00:52:52The Leo Constantine.

00:52:54Oh.

00:52:55Leo's still talking about himself.

00:52:58Everything's great.

00:52:59And that's why we should fuck.

00:53:02What?

00:53:05Yeah, there's something I should tell you about us.

00:53:07You were right.

00:53:14I know.

00:53:15So, your room or mine?

00:53:17No.

00:53:17We're better off as friends.

00:53:22Hmm.

00:53:23No, we should fuck.

00:53:25Wow.

00:53:27Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.

00:53:30Let me guess.

00:53:32Troy?

00:53:34I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.

00:53:37It's cool.

00:53:38I know it's Troy.

00:53:40Dora.

00:53:43I'm really attracted to you.

00:53:45And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.

00:53:50It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.

00:53:55Why did you just walk away with a hockey puck at me in the face?

00:54:00Did I?

00:54:10Yeah.

00:54:11I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.

00:54:14You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and I don't know.

00:54:18It just felt like that made something special between us, right?

00:54:26Oh, this isn't going to work.

00:54:29Tora.

00:54:31I'm the hottest guy on the team.

00:54:35I'm really flattered.

00:54:36I am.

00:54:37You are the hottest.

00:54:38I've been there.

00:54:39Maybe I'll find someone else.

00:54:42This is going to leave a scar.

00:54:46Don't even leave a curse.

00:54:47Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?

00:55:09Leo.

00:55:10Who?

00:55:10Really?

00:55:11The borer?

00:55:13Dora, the borer.

00:55:15She's on a date.

00:55:17With Leo.

00:55:19No way.

00:55:20Actually, I don't care.

00:55:25We're not exclusive.

00:55:27What about you?

00:55:30Are you upset that she's with her?

00:55:31Are you jealous?

00:55:33She's free to make her own choices.

00:55:37Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.

00:55:41I am.

00:55:42Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?

00:55:51Wow.

00:55:53Is that a bike seat in your speedo?

00:55:55Or are you just looking for a ride?

00:56:01You know, we could go for a ride now, if you want.

00:56:06You know, for old time's sake.

00:56:10No thanks.

00:56:12But I...

00:56:14Maybe he'll be more into you.

00:56:21I...

00:56:25I...

00:56:38I...

00:56:43I...

00:56:48I...

00:56:51I...

00:56:55I mean, I'm up in the street, but you come and don't follow me.

00:56:59Oh, yeah. That's definitely my bruise.

00:57:15You're going in the penalty box.

00:57:20Not today, dickhead.

00:57:25You okay?

00:57:35Shit, run.

00:57:37Go, go, go, go, go.

00:57:39Keep going. I'm coming.

00:57:50Oh, my God.

00:57:52You okay?

00:57:54Oh, yeah. That guy was trying to kill me. Why?

00:58:03You okay?

00:58:04You hurt?

00:58:05Fine, I'm fine.

00:58:06Oh, you're hurt.

00:58:08Did he stab you?

00:58:09Take off your shirt.

00:58:10You hurt me.

00:58:18You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.

00:58:20I cut, uh, first aid.

00:58:21It's under the table.

00:58:23Okay, it's...

00:58:26Yes.

00:58:27Sorry.

00:58:37Okay.

00:58:39I'm so lucky you were there.

00:58:43Why were you there?

00:58:45I was just going to hit the bars.

00:58:47Why were you in the alley?

00:58:49Where's Leo?

00:58:50I called off my date.

00:58:52I thought he was number one.

00:58:55Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.

00:58:59Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.

00:59:07You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.

00:59:09I will.

00:59:10Yeah.

00:59:12Yeah.

00:59:24Joy, I released something important last night.

00:59:26What?

00:59:34Leo is not the one for me.

00:59:36Yeah.

00:59:37Finally.

00:59:38Who is the right person?

00:59:42Stupid.

00:59:48I should have known you don't feel the same way.

00:59:52How do you know I don't?

00:59:54Because you didn't say anything.

00:59:56Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.

01:00:00You love him.

01:00:02I love him.

01:00:04Then why did I leave the restaurant?

01:00:12Flat twist.

01:00:18Are you sure?

01:00:19Yes.

01:00:24I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.

01:00:30Then I saw you holding hands.

01:00:35You went to the restaurant?

01:00:36I saw you doing a restaurant.

01:00:37Who doesn't have any friends of you at the restaurant?

01:00:42To the restaurant.

01:00:42And the restaurant.

01:00:43Get on me.

01:00:45Everybody chill out.

01:00:46Goto somebody in the restaurant.

01:00:47Do it now?

01:00:48One day.

01:00:49Again.

01:00:50I watched Jason Ireland.

01:00:52In the restaurant.

01:00:53Oh my god.

01:00:54We finally Pride.

01:00:55And the restaurant.

01:00:56Do it now?

01:00:57Disposed.

01:00:57What our restaurant hora?

01:00:59pos 더�rel?

01:01:00I was not anarthy because of our restaurant that would have caught us.

01:01:02You're not w스�al Cecl-wis-만-lD-pop.

01:01:03so many days.

01:01:03You're eating all the time.

01:01:04Okay.

01:01:04What's that around?

01:01:05Are you sure?

01:01:09There's no...

01:01:35There's no...

01:01:44There's no...

01:01:47There's no...

01:01:48There's no...

01:01:51There's no...

01:01:53There's no...

01:01:55Was it alright?

01:01:56It was amazing.

01:01:59How was it for you?

01:02:01My ribs don't hurt anymore.

01:02:03It was really, really, the best.

01:02:25Good morning.

01:02:27Good morning.

01:02:28Is it good?

01:02:30Best I've ever slept.

01:02:33Okay, so what do we do now?

01:02:35Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?

01:02:39Do we do it again?

01:02:41What do the experts say?

01:02:44The experts eat breakfast.

01:02:48Okay, I'll go get changed.

01:02:51I'll meet you at the cafe at 9.30.

01:02:54Okay then.

01:03:03Let's see in a little bit.

01:03:23We're sure we can do it again.

01:03:24What do we do then?

01:03:31Want me to, like, practice?

01:03:32I can't believe last night really happened.

01:03:43And with the right person.

01:03:45Dora.

01:03:50Eddie.

01:03:52Look.

01:03:54I know we're never gonna be friends.

01:03:56But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.

01:03:58What are you talking about?

01:03:59What are you talking about?

01:04:00I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.

01:04:03You may even have a little crush on him.

01:04:06Which is fine.

01:04:08But...

01:04:10But...

01:04:13Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.

01:04:17And I know you're not gonna believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.

01:04:21In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.

01:04:24She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?

01:04:27And Dora's, like, so grateful.

01:04:29Throw the dog a bone, eh?

01:04:31Can you leave me to cry in peace?

01:04:33Oh.

01:04:34Someone should really be with you when you're so upset.

01:04:35Gee.

01:04:36How do you find the time?

01:04:38Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?

01:04:42Troy would never say that.

01:04:44Leo might.

01:04:46What?

01:04:48What?

01:04:50I don't know.

01:04:51I don't know.

01:04:52I don't know.

01:04:53I don't know.

01:04:55I don't know.

01:04:56I don't know.

01:04:57I don't know.

01:04:58I don't know.

01:04:59I don't know.

01:05:00I don't know.

01:05:01I don't know.

01:05:03I don't know.

01:05:04What?

01:05:05Is it AI?

01:05:07No.

01:05:08It's real.

01:05:10And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.

01:05:15You are the crathiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.

01:05:18I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.

01:05:22But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.

01:05:32Please don't let that tape be real.

01:05:35He's not coming.

01:05:41That tape was real.

01:05:42Come here, you piece of shit.

01:05:46This is real.

01:05:56Come here, you piece of shit!

01:06:00Yell all you want, Mr. Hayes.

01:06:04No one will ever find you.

01:06:11Who are you?

01:06:13What do you want?

01:06:17Shut up and listen.

01:06:19We're gonna play carrot, then stick.

01:06:22The carrot is, you're gonna be a TV star.

01:06:25Take this bang off my head.

01:06:28Now there's a bunch of money in your accounts.

01:06:30You took that money to throw the game.

01:06:33You're bookies?

01:06:35Is that all this is?

01:06:37You're gonna say, on camera, that you made a big mistake.

01:06:43You have a gambling problem.

01:06:45But you're seeking help.

01:06:47Rehabbing God.

01:06:49Hoping for a healing miracle.

01:06:52I'll never do it.

01:06:55I'm glad you said it.

01:06:57Now here is the stick.

01:06:58No.

01:06:59You will see a few words on camera that quit the team.

01:07:12And Dora gets to keep a pretty face.

01:07:14A pretty face.

01:07:25This is a KGB vishud spy gun.

01:07:29It fires one bullet.

01:07:31If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull, then do as I command.

01:07:38All right.

01:07:39I'll do it.

01:07:40Hey.

01:07:41It's me again.

01:07:42Just wanna make sure you're okay.

01:07:43We're okay.

01:07:56Paulie.

01:07:59Yeah.

01:08:01Hey.

01:08:03It's me again.

01:08:05Just wanna make sure you're okay.

01:08:07We're okay.

01:08:08Okay.

01:08:10Polly.

01:08:22The cream is always the answer.

01:08:25But you've abandoned me too.

01:08:28Bye.

01:08:30Back to the store.

01:08:34I cannot believe this. I know, right?

01:08:39What's going on?

01:08:43It's unreal.

01:08:45It's true.

01:08:46I've been busted match-fixing. Coach, I'm...

01:08:49I'm really sorry. And to my teammates, and to the whole campus.

01:08:53I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming in.

01:09:08Where have you been? I have been calling and calling.

01:09:16We should talk.

01:09:18Yes. Yes, we should. Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.

01:09:22Mindy just tried to fake me out with one too. I think it's the same people behind the bank.

01:09:26It's not AI. Okay? It's real. It's me.

01:09:32What?

01:09:34It was all me.

01:09:36You took a bribe?

01:09:39Yeah.

01:09:40I mean, but...

01:09:43Why would you say that?

01:09:46I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?

01:09:49I...

01:09:50I was setting up an alibi.

01:09:52Okay, but I got caught.

01:09:54By who?

01:09:56The authorities.

01:09:58Who exactly?

01:09:59Look, this doesn't involve you, okay? Just back off.

01:10:05Oh. No, no. Something else is coming up here.

01:10:08For fuck's sake, Tori!

01:10:10Don't you get it? I was using you!

01:10:13Thank you for making it so easy for me!

01:10:16Especially last night.

01:10:22You don't mean that.

01:10:24Just tell me which authorities. I will talk to them.

01:10:27It doesn't matter.

01:10:29Okay, it's too late.

01:10:30Tori, please!

01:10:32For fuck's sake! What don't you understand?

01:10:35You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.

01:10:38I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin!

01:10:42You're always dumping your feelings on me.

01:10:44It's not worth the hassle!

01:10:52I'm sorry, Dora.

01:10:54But it's the only way to keep you safe.

01:11:00She's alone.

01:11:01Of course, someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.

01:11:03You don't want to be with me.

01:11:17I count this for you.

01:11:18I don't believe any of those folks who believe me.

01:11:31He's a hockey player, not an actor.

01:11:34Something else is coming up.

01:11:36Something named Gold Rushmore Lane.

01:11:38The other person died.

01:11:39Literally.

01:11:40I don't believe any of those people who believe me.

01:11:41I don't believe any of those people who believe me.

01:11:42But it's not all about you.

01:11:43They're still a stupid kind of scary.

01:11:44I'm not sure not.

01:11:45My god, it's a camera.

01:12:15What program did you use to make Troy's voice?

01:12:20Tell me.

01:12:21Go away, boy.

01:12:22Screw you.

01:12:24Just send me a link.

01:12:26No.

01:12:27It was real.

01:12:28I'll punch you again.

01:12:31I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.

01:12:50Who is it?

01:12:51Hey, Stora.

01:12:52Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.

01:12:58Got kicked off the team, remember?

01:13:00Of course he did.

01:13:01You idiot.

01:13:02I'm just looking for my hair clips.

01:13:07They're not here.

01:13:10You shouldn't be here, Dora.

01:13:12I don't want you here.

01:13:14It's alright.

01:13:15I made a pact with myself.

01:13:17If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...

01:13:19I'll just go.

01:13:21They're not here.

01:13:25Okay.

01:13:30catch up...

01:13:35That's exactly what I thought.

01:13:38It's okay.

01:13:39That's it.

01:13:40Okay?

01:13:41You're not getting your hair.

01:13:43So I'm just gonna help this game, Theta.

01:13:47And maybe keep in trouble.

01:13:51I don't even remember.

01:13:52The thing that that is something I don't want to call my hair uncles,

01:13:54Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.

01:14:11You found out we put it there?

01:14:13Yeah.

01:14:14Yeah, my friend, she has a name.

01:14:16So we can take this evidence to the cops?

01:14:19Yes.

01:14:20Meet me in the library at 1.

01:14:21I'll have all the information then.

01:14:24Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?

01:14:38You're ruining everything.

01:14:40Oh, good to see you there.

01:14:45I thought you were a book.

01:14:47Oh, it's probably because you can't read.

01:14:50Yes, you can.

01:14:52Mindy, I really don't have time for this.

01:14:55Because you're too busy being alone.

01:14:56Yeah.

01:14:57You are exhausting.

01:14:58All right, just do me a favor.

01:15:00Get some real friends.

01:15:01Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.

01:15:06Leo, hi.

01:15:20You're just in time to watch me destroy war.

01:15:24Get lost.

01:15:27Get lost.

01:15:28Dora, we need to talk.

01:15:31What?

01:15:32Apologize to me.

01:15:35No.

01:15:43Get lost.

01:15:54Leo, right now is really not a good time.

01:15:56Okay?

01:15:57I'm expecting someone.

01:15:58I know.

01:15:59I talked to Troy about the situation.

01:16:01He's talking with the coach right now, okay?

01:16:03He sent me here to talk with you.

01:16:05Who transferred the money into his account?

01:16:08Troy wouldn't tell you that.

01:16:14It was you.

01:16:15You were the one that hit the camera.

01:16:16You were the one who set up Troy.

01:16:17Keep your voice down.

01:16:21Set up Troy?

01:16:21Keep your voice down.

01:16:23Why would you do that?

01:16:24He's your friend.

01:16:26The team needs him.

01:16:28They're going to lose without him.

01:16:29That's the point.

01:16:30I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.

01:16:34That's how I want you to pay it off.

01:16:37By losing?

01:16:40Duh.

01:16:41The bets are in.

01:16:43There's no way they're going to win now.

01:16:46Unless you screw it up.

01:16:48What about Troy's future?

01:16:50Right?

01:16:50He'll never go pro.

01:16:51This could follow him around for the rest of his life.

01:16:54That's the free market, baby.

01:16:56Now I'm free.

01:16:57So, we're going to the cops.

01:17:00They're not going anywhere, moron.

01:17:03He wouldn't hurt me.

01:17:08Of course not.

01:17:09Big Mike?

01:17:10I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.

01:17:13You organized that?

01:17:16Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is the hitman.

01:17:20Hitmen hit people.

01:17:22You're a monster.

01:17:23Me?

01:17:24He's the hitman?

01:17:26Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?

01:17:29We are in public space, you idiot.

01:17:32If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.

01:17:36I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he started on Troy.

01:17:40Okay.

01:17:42Come.

01:17:44Let's go.

01:17:46I know it wasn't you.

01:18:00I found a way to reveal who set you up.

01:18:02I'm meeting them in a library at what?

01:18:04Pick up Dora.

01:18:14She would never leave this.

01:18:22Have you guys seen Dora?

01:18:24Who?

01:18:25Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.

01:18:28She's in danger.

01:18:29Promise?

01:18:30Relax.

01:18:31I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.

01:18:32Leo?

01:18:33Why was he with Dora?

01:18:34You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.

01:18:49Thanks, guys.

01:18:50I appreciate you.

01:18:51I'll pay you back ASAP.

01:18:53Holy shit.

01:18:55It's been Leo this whole time.

01:18:57Hey, I'm sorry.

01:18:59I'm sorry.

01:19:01I'm sorry.

01:19:02I'm sorry.

01:19:03I'm sorry.

01:19:04No problem.

01:19:05I'm sorry.

01:19:07Come on, Mike, pick up!

01:19:12Leo, this is crazy.

01:19:14We've known each other forever.

01:19:16We can fix this, I-

01:19:17We're in way too deep.

01:19:19Pick up it, Mike.

01:19:22We burned you.

01:19:24Bullshit.

01:19:26Hey, the hockey game's coming up.

01:19:28People.

01:19:29If you don't show up, people are-

01:19:30They're going to start asking serious questions.

01:19:32Here's a free lesson for you, and all you dopey fucking girls out there.

01:19:36Talking more does not fucking help!

01:19:39Herf, why did you even help Troy? Want to get laid or something?

01:19:43You made a deal?

01:19:45For what?

01:19:47He was gonna help me get your attention, and then I was gonna trace somebody.

01:19:52Well, you got my attention now.

01:19:57Yeah, I see why Big Mike likes this.

01:20:04Actually, a turn-on to feel someone fully under your power.

01:20:10Do you remember what you told me about losing your virginity?

01:20:16I know I'm a day late, but still got a few minutes.

01:20:27Oh, you little bitch.

01:20:31I hope it hurts.

01:20:34You're a little spicy.

01:20:36It's alright, I like it.

01:20:38I would rather die than let you touch me.

01:20:40We can do both.

01:20:42I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh? You up for that?

01:20:45I never look up to you.

01:20:47You are not kind, brave, or courageous.

01:20:51Not even a good hockey player.

01:20:54I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.

01:20:57Bullshit.

01:20:59Right.

01:21:00I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts, they wouldn't even take a second to look at you.

01:21:03Shut the fuck up, you don't even know what you're talking about!

01:21:05No, it's true.

01:21:06Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.

01:21:08I mean, do you know how much they're gonna hate you when they found out they were betrayed you?

01:21:12Shut the fuck up!

01:21:13I said shut up!

01:21:14Come on, do it!

01:21:15Now you're gonna be a woman-hitting coward too!

01:21:17Shut up!

01:21:24What the fuck did you do to her?

01:21:40Nothing she didn't deserve.

01:21:42Big Mike gets here, he'll take care of both of you too.

01:21:45No, Liam, he's not coming.

01:21:47If you hurt us, that is on you.

01:21:50It's okay.

01:21:55Stay there.

01:21:56Get back with her.

01:21:57Why, dickhead?

01:21:58What's your plan?

01:21:59I'll tie both of you up.

01:22:01Then I'm gonna lock the door.

01:22:03And do what?

01:22:05Go play?

01:22:06Then I'm gonna light a little fire.

01:22:09Then I'll go play.

01:22:10Now, see, you're not so stupid now, huh?

01:22:13Keep it up, Leo.

01:22:15I already called the cops.

01:22:17Yeah, prove it.

01:22:18Let me see.

01:22:20Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.

01:22:23I'm gonna get you.

01:22:24Hey, I'm gonna cut you.

01:22:25Boy, no.

01:22:27I don't care, Dora.

01:22:29He's not gonna hurt you.

01:22:33It's a police!

01:22:50Did he hurt you?

01:22:51I'm fine.

01:22:52You have to hurry.

01:22:53No, it's fine.

01:22:54He's out.

01:22:55We're gonna call the cops right now.

01:22:56We can still make it to the hockey game.

01:22:57That's too late.

01:22:58I'm finished.

01:22:59No one's gonna believe anything I say now.

01:23:00No, it's fine.

01:23:01He's out.

01:23:02We're gonna call the cops right now.

01:23:03We can still make it to the hockey game.

01:23:05It's too late.

01:23:06I'm finished.

01:23:07No one's gonna believe anything I say now.

01:23:08I'm finished.

01:23:09No one's gonna believe anything I say now.

01:23:13Coach.

01:23:28What are you doing?

01:23:29Get out.

01:23:30Get off the premises.

01:23:31Just give me two minutes to explain.

01:23:33You know how much damage you've done?

01:23:35Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.

01:23:38It was Leo, right?

01:23:39He did it to pay off his debts.

01:23:41What?

01:23:42He's a gambler.

01:23:43Okay?

01:23:44Getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.

01:23:47Where is he, right?

01:23:48I've been calling him for two hours.

01:23:49He's with the police.

01:23:51I have the number if you want to check with him.

01:23:53You have to let Troy play.

01:23:55I don't have time for these fairy tales.

01:23:57I want you off the premises so security's gonna kick you out.

01:24:02Come on.

01:24:03Let's go.

01:24:04Let's talk about it.

01:24:06Off your respect, Coach.

01:24:07You are an idiot.

01:24:08Dora.

01:24:09No, no, no.

01:24:10He needs to hear this.

01:24:11Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?

01:24:17Let's go.

01:24:18Let's go.

01:24:24Let's go.

01:24:25Let's go.

01:24:26Let's go.

01:24:27Let's go.

01:24:28Let's go.

01:24:29Let's go.

01:24:30Let's go.

01:24:31Let's go.

01:24:32Let's go.

01:24:33Let's go.

01:24:34Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.

01:24:36I am way too happy to waste any time on you.

01:24:37The girls are here to witness me not saying this.

01:24:43But you did good.

01:24:44Troy played and we won.

01:24:45Because of you.

01:24:46Because of you.

01:24:50I'm big enough to accept that.

01:24:51Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl.

01:24:53And you're a girl.

01:24:55And you're big enough to accept that.

01:24:57I'm also big enough to know that you will always be a girl.

01:25:00But you did good. Troy played and we won. Because of you.

01:25:12Big enough to accept that?

01:25:17Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.

01:25:24I am. But now it's time for you to thank me.

01:25:27For what? For letting people see you with me when I bully you.

01:25:33It's a special relationship. We're not friends. Just try stopping me.

01:25:47Hey, I'm looking everywhere for you.

01:25:54Is there a reason you're still not dressed?

01:25:56I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.

01:25:59You were amazing out there. The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.

01:26:04It's crazy. Three of them want me to go see them.

01:26:06And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.

01:26:11Hope your dreams are coming true.

01:26:15Not all of them.

01:26:16I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.

01:26:29Not pizza.

01:26:31Noodles.

01:26:32I just think it's getting better and better.

01:26:51Because it's you and me.

01:27:00I'd love you like crazy.

01:27:03And you love me.

01:27:05Right?

01:27:08Yes.

01:27:10We're the adorable.

01:27:13I love you like crazy.

01:27:21Thank you for saving me.

01:27:24You saved me first.

01:27:27I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.

01:27:30I'm not going to argue with that.

01:27:35You're a really good tutor, you know.

01:27:36I'm glad you think so because I have another lesson for you.

01:27:42And I think you're really going to like me.

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