Tired brain, dad jokes and Khazan the soulslike (The First Berserker: Khazan)

M. Saif Ahmad

But hey.. Maybe people will like the shorter video?  Part 2 of my let's play series of the first berserker khazan highlight videos. For the full unedited playthrough I have my livestreams also on this same channel so please like and subscribe! It will help me and let me know there's interest in more videos like these.

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00:00I'm supposed to brush it? Oh, okay.

00:08I was helpless. I was lucky it was the Bantu who found me.

00:20Your body given to us.

00:24My name's Legion, yo.

00:31Are you awake, sir?

00:41You have a ghost possessing you. Apologies but to conquer it, you must undergo the trials of the Snow Mountain.

00:48You must be careful. The ghost possessing you is a powerful one.

00:53It will be very dangerous to purge yourself of it.

01:00Your body. We must have it.

01:04Damn it!

01:15Agent 47.

01:18A joke.

01:19I should look this up though.

01:24Her name is Quimok.

01:27Quimok voice actress.

01:31That's a man's name though.

01:34Liza Sadovi.

01:37Liza?

01:38Sorry.

01:39Liza.

01:41Sadovi like anchovy.

01:44Okay, okay. Movies and shows.

01:47Yeah, my finger is hurting from pressing the dodge button so much.

01:50Hitman games.

01:52Hitman games.

01:56Voice actor.

01:58Uh oh.

02:00Jane Elizabeth Perry.

02:01Well, this was a failure.

02:04A real failure.

02:07Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.

02:11I get a better gun now.

02:12A more gun.

02:14The climb.

02:16Isn't that an episode of, um...

02:21Arrow?

02:23Ah yes. Invisible walls.

02:26I'm a legendary warrior who cannot go over.

02:28Go over.

02:31The gods are...

02:33Cats?

02:36Are those cats?

02:38You are trying to get rid of us.

02:42Why would you want them?

02:45You think this will work?

02:48Go ahead.

02:49Try it.

02:53Plot twist.

02:54It's Uzma.

02:55I don't know what I'm saying.

02:58Heh heh.

03:01Look at that moon.

03:03Holy crap.

03:06Tidal waves must suck here.

03:08Jeez.

03:17Yeah, so I've been putting up strength this whole time and I was using a dual-wheel weapon which scales with something else.

03:22Some attacks aren't getting stronger.

03:25That kinda sucks.

03:28Yeah, there's a lot going on here.

03:29Why is there an encyclopedia in this?

03:32What the shit?

03:34I ain't trying to do class, man.

03:41Fuck his javelin.

03:43L2 aim.

03:45Release while aiming.

03:47Why?

03:49Why?

03:50Why am I still playing?

04:00The monkeys killed me.

04:03Kazan has fallen.

04:05Now I forgot to get back my 3,000.

04:07Suck yourself.

04:09Wild jackals throw chunks.

04:13What does that mean?

04:19What is that?

04:21Random dead thing.

04:23Giant blood stains.

04:25Yo.

04:27Where do I pick up a weapon?

04:29I thought I was supposed to pick up a weapon and do some trials or some shit.

04:32Where's that?

04:33What happened to that?

04:34Okay, whatever.

04:39A boar?

04:41Jeesh!

04:47You boar me.

04:49Sorry.

04:50Eh, sorry.

05:08No mind killing me.

05:09Don't mind killing me.

05:26Ah, jeez!

05:28Ow!

05:29I can't wear that now.

05:30Okay.

05:40Got me a shortcut.

05:43In it.

05:47I'll pick my weapon here.

05:49Or am I forced to try all the weapons?

05:54In order or something.

05:56Yow!

05:58That look like Tindar's sword from um...

06:01What do you call it?

06:03Final Fantasy 7.

06:05Just needs two blue herbs.

06:26Yow!

06:27How heavy must that be?

06:28Yow!

06:29How heavy must that be?

06:51Leg!

06:52General!

06:53Why did you abandon our town?

06:54Why did you abandon our town?

06:55Why did you abandon our town?

06:56Why did you do this?

06:58Why did we stand there?

06:59Bring that out!

07:05Good morning.

07:06I got no way to kill us.

07:10I don't know...

07:14Look out...

07:16How could someone Captain Tedesk

07:19của Pyro

07:21What are you doing?

07:24No.

07:25Let's go.

07:55Don't leave us. You must help us.

08:25So you survived that one. Not that it will make much difference.

08:47Greatsword feel kind of... feel kind of clunky.

08:54I'm normally a tank type, but I feel clunky afraid.

09:03Okay, that's where I came from.

09:13I should say it doesn't feel as powerful as it should, or as clunky as it felt.

09:18How about that?

09:25Why is there a bear here?

09:29How about that?

09:39Counter attack.

09:44Do I have counter attack?

09:51It didn't give me the sign.

10:17Give me the sign.

10:30Give me the sign, my G.

10:32Oh, my finger is hurting.

10:34This game is hurting my finger.

10:36Geez.

10:41Did you see that bear?

10:46Yeah.

10:47Oh, oh.

10:48Cat's watching now.

10:51I just thought on this one why I didn't counter that.

10:58Alright.

10:59I want to get the timing.

11:00No.

11:01No.

11:02No.

11:03No.

11:04No.

11:05No.

11:06No.

11:07No.

11:08No.

11:10No.

11:12No.

11:13No.

11:14No.

11:15No.

11:16No.

11:17No.

11:18No.

11:19No.

11:20No.

11:25Alright.

11:26I want to get the timing down.

11:27But, I want to sleep now.

11:30You should also...

11:31speak yourself my side.

11:32We will continue this game tomorrow.

11:34yourself my side we will continue this game tomorrow when my finger gets a

11:39little rest because I wouldn't match the shit out of this

11:49yep let's call it big up later

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