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Travel beyond the mirror in *Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987)* – a beautifully animated sequel to Lewis Carroll’s beloved "Alice in Wonderland" tale.
Follow Alice as she steps through her mirror into a whimsical world of chessboard landscapes, talking flowers, and unforgettable characters like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Red Queen, Humpty Dumpty, and more.
🎨 This 1987 adaptation captures the charm, imagination, and poetic weirdness of Carroll’s original fantasy with a timeless animation style. Perfect for kids, families, and animation lovers of all ages.
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Follow Alice as she steps through her mirror into a whimsical world of chessboard landscapes, talking flowers, and unforgettable characters like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Red Queen, Humpty Dumpty, and more.
🎨 This 1987 adaptation captures the charm, imagination, and poetic weirdness of Carroll’s original fantasy with a timeless animation style. Perfect for kids, families, and animation lovers of all ages.
🎬 Full Movie | Classic Animation | Family Friendly | English | Fantasy Cartoon
#AliceThroughTheLookingGlass #Alice1987 #AliceInWonderland #ClassicCartoon
#AnimatedFantasy #FullMovie #FamilyAnimation #RetroCartoon #CartoonLTV
#AliceSequel #WonderlandAdventure #1980sCartoon #AnimatedClassic
#FairyTaleCartoon #MirrorWorld
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00:03:33Hmm. I'll just figure out a real neat chess move to beat Daddy tonight.
00:03:46There. That'll make him scratch.
00:03:51Oh, cinder.
00:03:54You ruined it.
00:03:57Now, where did I have the white queen?
00:04:00I wish I were a queen like you.
00:04:04If I were a queen, I'd ride around my kingdom on my noble steed and make everything beautiful.
00:04:15I'd order all blizzards to stop, and I'd command it to be nice every day.
00:04:27I'd order the grass to grow and all flowers to bloom right in the middle of winter.
00:04:33I'd make the sun shine all day long, and there'd be a full moon every night.
00:04:39Oh, it's like looking through a window into another land.
00:04:44It's so beautiful.
00:04:46If only I could get through the glass to the other side.
00:04:56What's happening?
00:04:57Oh, it's so beautiful.
00:04:58The grass is growing all soft.
00:05:02My hand goes right through it.
00:05:05I wonder...
00:05:06I'm on the other side of the looking glass.
00:05:14Oh, wait.
00:05:16I'm on the other side of the looking glass, and I'm not just pretending.
00:05:46I can hardly believe my eyes. I really don't know what to think.
00:05:54It's all such a lovely surprise, and it's happened as quick as a wind.
00:06:01It doesn't seem like a dream. No, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:06:09Still, I feel so happy here in looking glass land.
00:06:17I love it! It's so wonderful looking around.
00:06:23Oh, look! I really don't know what to say.
00:06:27Because this colorful land that I found wasn't here when I woke up today.
00:06:35It doesn't seem like a dream. No, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:06:43Still, I feel so happy here in looking glass land.
00:06:51In looking glass land.
00:06:53I wonder if there are any people in this beautiful land.
00:07:05You're very pretty, but what are you? Are you a bird? Is that what birds look like in this land?
00:07:21Are you some kind of animal?
00:07:33I'm some kind of a magician.
00:07:37You really are. Who are you?
00:07:41I'm Tom Fool. Royal court jester and magician to her highness. The white queen in the first square.
00:07:51White queen in the first square? That sounds like a chess game.
00:07:56Of course. This is chess land.
00:07:59Oh, good. I play chess with my father all the time.
00:08:03Ah. Then you know why I had to sneak up on you the way I did.
00:08:09We can't let anyone from the red king and queen side sneak into our square, you know.
00:08:15Well, I'm not from their side. I'm Alice. And I'm from the other side of the looking glass.
00:08:21How about that? We hardly ever get any tourists.
00:08:25You mean other people do come here through the looking glass sometimes?
00:08:30Well, to be honest, you're the first one.
00:08:33Oh, wow. This is something special. Would you show me around, please?
00:08:40Hey, wait. I amuse. I mystify. I entertain. I don't do guided tours.
00:08:47Then just tell me what to see.
00:08:50If you'll pardon me, I think I'll disappear again.
00:08:53Don't leave. You're the first person I've seen. And I don't know which way to go.
00:08:59Oh, well, come on. I'll take you to the top of the hill where you can see all the land.
00:09:17Tom, wait.
00:09:23What's the matter?
00:09:25I can't keep up with you.
00:09:28You've got to run faster.
00:09:30I'm running as fast as I can, but I'm not getting anywhere.
00:09:34In this land, if you just run as fast as you can, you stay in the same place.
00:09:39You've got to run faster than you can.
00:09:41That's impossible.
00:09:43Now running faster than you can is really simple as can be.
00:09:50Try going slower first and then just do the opposite.
00:09:53You see, if you think it can't be done, the problem's only in your mind.
00:09:57So all you have to do is change it.
00:09:59Now you may think that isn't so, ah, but I've seen enough to know
00:10:04that nothing is impossible at all.
00:10:08No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:10:15Now getting north by heading south is such an easy trick to learn.
00:10:19Just don't forget before you get there to return.
00:10:22Oh, falling up is elementary when you're outside in your room.
00:10:26And you'd agree at once if you would just assume
00:10:29That nothing is impossible.
00:10:34No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:10:38Now you may think that isn't so, ah, but I've seen enough to know
00:10:43That nothing is impossible at all.
00:10:48Nothing is impossible, never been done maybe.
00:10:57But anything you can think of is possible.
00:11:00Well, I can think I'm on top of that hill, but I'm not.
00:11:04Think hard.
00:11:06There, you did it.
00:11:14That was wonderful.
00:11:18You can see most of our land from here.
00:11:21It's just like a chessboard.
00:11:23Right, and you're in the white square.
00:11:25You always start in the white square, you know.
00:11:28But I don't see any kings or queens or knights and castles and pawns.
00:11:33They're down there.
00:11:34Oh, I'd love to join them.
00:11:37I wouldn't mind being a pawn.
00:11:39That's easy.
00:11:40You're a pawn.
00:11:41But I'd much rather be a queen.
00:11:43I've always wanted to be a queen.
00:11:46That's harder.
00:11:48You have to go all the way across the land to square eight.
00:11:52And then you'll be made a queen.
00:11:54I can do that.
00:11:55You'll have to get the white queen's permission first.
00:11:58I'll ask her right away.
00:12:01Why?
00:12:02She doesn't grant audiences.
00:12:04You work for the white queen.
00:12:07It's not work.
00:12:08I amuse and entertain her.
00:12:10Couldn't you just take me with you when you go in to see her?
00:12:14Sure.
00:12:15Why not?
00:12:16If she gets mad, I can always say you're a spy icon.
00:12:21Come on.
00:12:22The white queen's castle looks like an eagle's nest.
00:12:28The queen's got claws like an eagle.
00:12:31And she screeches like one.
00:12:33She sounds scary.
00:12:35She's mostly bark and no bite.
00:12:38Let's go.
00:12:46May we enter, your majesties?
00:12:48Tomfool!
00:12:49Where have you been?
00:12:51I've been calling for you.
00:12:53I've been patrolling your territory, milady.
00:12:55Searching for spies.
00:12:57Well, if you nab one, haul him in and we'll have a real ball.
00:13:01It's so boring around this gold-plated mausoleum.
00:13:06Boring!
00:13:09You wish entertainment, madam?
00:13:11I could use a couple of chuckles.
00:13:14I don't get a whole lot of laughs just sitting here looking at old Fireball over there.
00:13:20He moved!
00:13:25If he'd sat there much longer like that, I was gonna have him bronzed.
00:13:30Now, amuse me, fool.
00:13:37Hey, no acrobatics!
00:13:39They don't amuse me.
00:13:41And no juggling, you dolt.
00:13:51That went out with Vaudeville.
00:13:53Give me a laugh.
00:13:54Something will hit me right here.
00:14:02Today, we have some really big, big stars.
00:14:05They're going to give you a really big, big shoe.
00:14:11Some women have brains instead of beauty.
00:14:15What's your excuse, madam?
00:14:20Hey!
00:14:21How's about it you and me?
00:14:22We cut a couple of pizzas, huh, toots?
00:14:25What do you say?
00:14:35Stop this nonsense at once.
00:14:37Do one of your magic tricks.
00:14:38Something super spectacular!
00:14:45Gazook!
00:14:46Frog!
00:14:47And wangdoodle!
00:14:48Gollywag!
00:14:49Poof and poof!
00:14:50Oink!
00:14:51And wampus!
00:14:59This is amateur night.
00:15:01I saw how you did that trick.
00:15:03You had this beast up your sleeve.
00:15:05Now make it go away.
00:15:07Whiff-diddle!
00:15:08Whiff-diddle!
00:15:20That's a guess!
00:15:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:15:24I always knew Whizzer had termites in his crown, but not mice.
00:15:28I just noticed there are two of you.
00:15:31Who's this other young boy you brought with you today, Tom?
00:15:35Present him at once.
00:15:37My name is Alice, Your Majesty.
00:15:40I'm not a boy.
00:15:41I'm a girl.
00:15:42You can't be.
00:15:43You're wearing pants.
00:15:44These are jeans.
00:15:45Jeans, Joes, Jims.
00:15:46I don't care who they belong to.
00:15:47They're pants.
00:15:48And boys wear pants.
00:15:49Lots of girls wear jeans today, ma'am.
00:15:50Disgusting!
00:15:51When I was your age, I wore beautiful frilly dresses and my hair in a long braid down the back with a big bow.
00:16:09You must have been a very pretty little girl.
00:16:13Aha!
00:16:14You're a wily one.
00:16:16But you have tact.
00:16:18Diplomacy.
00:16:19We can use you.
00:16:21Maybe we'll make you our new ambassador.
00:16:23What do you think of that, Flash?
00:16:28Get with it, tiger.
00:16:30Huh?
00:16:31Oh, yes, yes.
00:16:33Well, my dear, I feel...
00:16:35Good.
00:16:36I'm glad you feel.
00:16:38For a minute, I thought you weren't even breathing.
00:16:43Sharp as a razor, that one.
00:16:45Maybe we should make her the new prime minister.
00:16:47How does that grab you, Swifty?
00:16:51If you really want my advice...
00:16:54That'll be the day.
00:16:55Just nod your head for approval.
00:17:02That's giving it the old pizazz, slugger.
00:17:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:08It's done!
00:17:10Now come up here, child.
00:17:12And let me appoint you prime minister.
00:17:15But I don't want to be a prime minister, your majesty.
00:17:19I want to be a queen.
00:17:21You're not as bright as I thought you were.
00:17:24You know what it takes to be a queen?
00:17:26Tom told me.
00:17:27I have to go all the way from square one to square eight.
00:17:32With your permission.
00:17:33It's not easy.
00:17:34The Red King and Queen will try to stop you with their evil tricks all along the way.
00:17:41I can make it.
00:17:42You'll meet some loonies.
00:17:43Not normal, well-adjusted characters like us.
00:17:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:48There's this joker on square five called Humpty Dumpty.
00:17:52Flaky.
00:17:53A real airhead.
00:17:54Oh, I know all about Humpty Dumpty.
00:17:57Ha!
00:17:58Wait till you get to squares six and seven.
00:18:00You know all about dragons and krakens and griffins and hydras and ogres and gorgons.
00:18:05I've never seen any.
00:18:07Well, you'll see plenty.
00:18:09Keep a close eye out for the Jabberwock.
00:18:12He's a real creep.
00:18:14Oh, if you really make it to the Red Queen's Square and she has to crown you.
00:18:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:21It'll blow her mind.
00:18:23Then you're giving your permission?
00:18:25Yes, yes, child.
00:18:27Go.
00:18:28Let Tom Fool here take you to square two and show you the way.
00:18:32Come back when you're queen and we'll crack a pot of tea together.
00:18:36Now, be gone.
00:18:37Thank you, your majesty.
00:18:57Let's go.
00:18:58Let's go.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:00At the bottom of this gorge is the entrance to square two.
00:19:17And that's the beginning of your journey to become a queen.
00:19:20I can't wait to get started.
00:19:22The first part of the trip is pretty easy.
00:19:25It gets harder the closer you get to square eight.
00:19:28I'll make it.
00:19:30Suppose you become a queen.
00:19:32Do you know how to act like a queen?
00:19:34I hope so.
00:19:36You look and act like a little girl.
00:19:39But to be a queen, you've got to look and act like nobility.
00:19:44I'll try very hard.
00:19:50Let me give you some pointers.
00:19:56From your lofty throne, address the crowd.
00:20:08Demand their loyalty.
00:20:10That makes me groan.
00:20:12I'd be more proud if I earned my loyalty.
00:20:17With scepter high demand esteem.
00:20:21Make them kneel to you.
00:20:23I'd rather not try to act supreme.
00:20:26That's not how I feel, do you?
00:20:31Nobility.
00:20:33That's what you've got to learn.
00:20:36Nobility.
00:20:38Is something I must earn.
00:20:44Be sure that praise is all you take.
00:20:47A queen must never be wrong.
00:20:50And go for days without mistake.
00:20:53Oh, I should live so long.
00:20:57Nobility.
00:20:59That's what you've got to learn.
00:21:03Nobility.
00:21:05Is something I must earn.
00:21:09Now Alice, here's how you do it.
00:21:12Be cold as ice.
00:21:14I'd rather be nice.
00:21:15Always disagree.
00:21:16But that's not me.
00:21:18Tactics.
00:21:20The people blind.
00:21:21That's so unkind.
00:21:22Be wise as a sage.
00:21:24I'll act my age.
00:21:25Be tough and hard-fitting.
00:21:27I'll be soft as a kid.
00:21:28Be shifty and slow.
00:21:29I won't even try.
00:21:30Yell and scream a bit.
00:21:32I won't pray.
00:21:33There's nothing to it.
00:21:35I just could do it.
00:21:37To wear a crown and rule the land
00:21:41Takes more than civility.
00:21:44When a person's down and you lend a hand
00:21:47Now that's nobility.
00:21:52Nobility.
00:21:54That's what you've got to learn.
00:21:57Nobility.
00:21:58Nobility.
00:21:59Is something I must earn.
00:22:04Oh.
00:22:05You don't think I could be a queen?
00:22:08If you make it.
00:22:10I'd like to be your court jester and magician.
00:22:13Really?
00:22:14Thank you, Tom.
00:22:15Now, let's get you to the second square.
00:22:18How do we get to the bottom of that deep gorge?
00:22:22We'll slide down on the rainbow.
00:22:25It's not rainy.
00:22:27It will.
00:22:28I don't believe it.
00:22:30The sky is perfectly clear.
00:22:33Tumble, mumble, thunder rumble!
00:22:38Smash and crash!
00:22:40Lightning flash!
00:22:50You believe?
00:22:51I believe!
00:22:52Make it stop!
00:22:54Rain, rain, go away!
00:22:56Come again some other day!
00:23:01I've said that lots of times.
00:23:03But the rain never goes away.
00:23:06There's our rainbow.
00:23:08Yay!
00:23:10Hey!
00:23:11Hey!
00:23:12Hey!
00:23:13Hey!
00:23:14Hey!
00:23:15Hey!
00:23:16Hey!
00:23:17Hey!
00:23:18Hey!
00:23:19Hey!
00:23:26You make everything so easy, Tom.
00:23:29It won't all be so easy.
00:23:31I can't go with you after square two.
00:23:33I have to serve the white queen.
00:23:35You said you wanted to serve me.
00:23:38You're not a queen yet.
00:23:39Well, when I get to square six, I'll be almost a queen.
00:23:42Can't you join me there?
00:23:44I'll try.
00:23:45Let's go.
00:23:47Which way?
00:23:48The way the sign says.
00:23:50What does it say?
00:23:52I can't read it.
00:23:53It says, second square.
00:23:56It's in reverse.
00:23:57Remember, you're on the other side of the looking glass.
00:24:01And everything is opposite now.
00:24:03Oh, yes.
00:24:04When I look in the mirror, my left hand is really the right hand on my image in the glass.
00:24:09So, we have to go the opposite way, the sign points.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:16It's very bewildering.
00:24:18I don't know if I can make it without you.
00:24:22Sure you can.
00:24:23Queens can do anything.
00:24:24You're almost a queen, so you can do anything.
00:24:28Almost.
00:24:29Ha ha ha!
00:24:30Almost.
00:24:31Ha ha ha!
00:24:32Ha ha ha ha!
00:24:33Ha ha ha!
00:24:47Oh, the country gets more beautiful all the time.
00:24:50the time wait you have six more squares to go how do i get across all of them a pawn goes two
00:24:59squares in the first move i'll guide you across this one then you'll go by train across the third
00:25:05square very fast i love trains oh what's that sound it's like thousands of giant bees buzzing
00:25:22that's right it's a bee colony it's on our way come on
00:25:35they're elephants they're bees
00:25:59adorable
00:26:05oh they must be elephants i've been told i've seen don't believe everything you hear
00:26:17and only half of what you see all right then i believe they're half bee and half elephant
00:26:26that's a very wise and queen-like observation thank you now can we go
00:26:41we'll get a ride now
00:26:53i've never seen such creatures can we ride why not
00:27:07i need two volunteers
00:27:20thanks fella hey dude how you doing it's cool okay hop on
00:27:26you take this one i'll take the unicorn
00:27:33we'll make it to square three in no time
00:27:44giddy-up
00:27:45giddy-up are you for real i just said giddy-up hey do i look like a horse
00:27:55part of you guys well i'm you know like a centaur
00:28:00sorry i forgot to believe only half of what i see you're the front end of a man
00:28:06and a horse's rear end and a horse's rear end that's gross
00:28:11look tom's getting way ahead can't we just go like where to the third square
00:28:18so why didn't you say that leg up front
00:28:32what happened tom that silly unicorn bucked me off
00:28:37couldn't you get back on i got so mad i changed him into a rabbit and he ran away
00:28:43well there's no way i'm gonna haul both of you off my back later it was fun while it lasted
00:28:54relax i'll use the old hocus pocus
00:29:04wait till you see this
00:29:05i should have called on old peg to start with now we'll go first class non-stop all the way to
00:29:28square three come on
00:29:41this is great why don't we just fly all the way to the eighth square
00:29:47none of these creatures ever leave square two yeah but you'll get other rides
00:29:52there's the gate to square three
00:30:05you're on your own i wish you were coming along tom
00:30:09why you'll do fine better hurry the train that takes you across square three will be waiting at the
00:30:15station bye hurry
00:30:36i just made it
00:30:37hello i'm happy to be traveling with all of you my name is alice that's your name but what are you
00:30:52i'm a girl how odd i'm a goat yes i know you do well i suppose i'm well known
00:31:02i'm the president of this railroad that's very nice i hope we meet again on the train coming back
00:31:11impossible our trains only go in one direction that's weird you'd make twice as much if you went both
00:31:20ways both ways what a revolutionary concept oh daring but quite intriguing i'll have to think
00:31:32about that yes yes very provocative
00:31:44i don't believe i caught your name it's sea biscuit
00:31:51why you're a famous racehorse i've heard a lot about you
00:31:55no no my last name is biscuit my first initial is c for charlie charlie biscuit
00:32:06i pull a milk wagon over in square four well that's good honest work i'm sure you're well rewarded
00:32:16yup i get all the yogurt i want free
00:32:19wonderful
00:32:20wonderful i hate yogurt
00:32:25um and you sir may i ask your name post gazette
00:32:30that sounds like a newspaper i am the newspaper number one in circulation throughout the land
00:32:37you read me no well i mean i can't read you because you're printed all backwards
00:32:44how dare you backwards only to me that's because i come from the other side of the looking glass
00:32:51oh well i suppose there are two sides to everything
00:33:00you're very rude young lady
00:33:03are you speaking to me is there any other young lady present no but what did i do
00:33:09first you stared quite openly at my classified section oh i'm sorry and you were very brazen
00:33:17about studying my financial section i didn't realize and for the past five minutes you gawked
00:33:23with absolutely no shame at my comic section i really am sorry but i've never seen a newspaper man
00:33:32before incredible where do you get your daily paper from a newspaper boy well boys grow up
00:33:39to be men newspaper boys newspaper men if you've seen one you must have seen the other you're really not
00:33:46very observant anyway i apologize oh this silly train is going right past my station quick throw me out the window
00:33:56i don't know
00:34:01thank you
00:34:09We're flying!
00:34:20This is a train!
00:34:23Why are we flying?
00:34:24We came to a hill.
00:34:27How else would we get to the other side?
00:34:29You could dig a tunnel through the hill.
00:34:33You know, that's a very interesting idea.
00:34:37Brilliant!
00:34:39I'll suggest it to the next board meeting.
00:34:50Hurry! Close the window!
00:34:52We are coming to the river.
00:34:54We're going under the river?
00:35:09Well, certainly.
00:35:11It was in the way.
00:35:13But why don't you build a bridge over the river?
00:35:17Eh, clever! Ingenious!
00:35:24Would you consider becoming chairman of the board?
00:35:29But I'm hoping to become a queen.
00:35:31Why don't you go to the top spot and become a king?
00:35:36Only a man can be a king.
00:35:39That's politics for you.
00:35:41Well, I'd stay out of it if I were you.
00:35:45Is this the end of the square?
00:35:53Everybody out to push!
00:35:54You want us to push this train?
00:35:58Have to, miss.
00:36:00We're going north.
00:36:01North is all downhill, you know.
00:36:04It'd be so much easier if we were going south.
00:36:07South is all downhill.
00:36:08But that's only on a map.
00:36:12Well, we're on a map.
00:36:14Uh, please hurry.
00:36:15Uh, we'd like to stay on schedule.
00:36:24All right.
00:36:25Put your shoulders to it.
00:36:31It's so pleasant.
00:36:33I think I'll just walk the rest of the way.
00:36:36Have a nice day.
00:36:37Eh, eh, eh.
00:36:38Can't you think of some excuse to leave?
00:36:43I'm not very smart.
00:36:45That's why I pull a milk wagon.
00:36:48Woo!
00:36:49Woo!
00:36:49Woo!
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52Woo!
00:36:52Woo!
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55Woo!
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57Woo!
00:36:58Woo!
00:36:59Woo!
00:37:00Woo!
00:37:01Woo!
00:37:02Woo!
00:37:03Woo!
00:37:04Woo!
00:37:05Woo!
00:37:06Woo!
00:37:07Woo!
00:37:08Woo!
00:37:08Woo!
00:37:09End of the line, miss.
00:37:11We hope you'll join your trip, and thanks for riding one-way railway.
00:37:17Now can you tell me how far it is to square four?
00:37:20Just across that river.
00:37:21The ferry boat will take you over.
00:37:23There's no water!
00:37:26You'll appreciate that if you fall overboard.
00:37:29Good day, miss.
00:37:32Cast off!
00:37:55Well, I'm in square four, such as it is.
00:38:10But where do I go now?
00:38:13There's a signpost.
00:38:15That'll tell me.
00:38:18That's a big help.
00:38:25Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
00:38:34You didn't jog so good today.
00:38:36I jogged fine till you hipped when you should have hopped.
00:38:39I never hip.
00:38:40You hipped lots of times.
00:38:42How'd you like a big fat hip on the lip?
00:38:44Who's gonna give it to me?
00:38:46Gentlemen, please.
00:38:50My name is Alice.
00:38:51My name's Tweedledum
00:38:55And I'm Tweedledee
00:38:57We're Tweedledum
00:39:02And Tweedledee
00:39:03I look like him
00:39:04He looks like me
00:39:05We think alike
00:39:06But disagree
00:39:07We're Tweedledum
00:39:08And Tweedledee
00:39:09We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee
00:39:12Say, how come you always get Tom Billing?
00:39:15Sorry, we're Tweedledee
00:39:16And Tweedledum
00:39:17A quarrelsome consortium
00:39:19We are just them
00:39:21No, you do, chump
00:39:22We're Tweedledee
00:39:23And Tweedledum
00:39:24Better known as Tweedledum and Tweedledee
00:39:26We just found out the other day
00:39:29We each have one twin brother
00:39:30So incredibly, we are forced to say
00:39:33We're related to each other
00:39:35No
00:39:36Yes
00:39:37Of course, we're Tweedledum
00:39:38And Tweedledee
00:39:39I look alike
00:39:40And so does he
00:39:41An amazing similarity
00:39:43We're Tweedledum
00:39:44And Tweedledee
00:39:45We're Tweedledum
00:39:47Say, haven't we met before?
00:39:48Sure, we're Tweedledum
00:39:50And Tweedledee
00:39:51Oh, yeah
00:39:52We're Tweedledum
00:39:53And Tweedledee
00:39:53Oh, I've heard a lot about you two
00:39:58Never heard about you
00:40:00I'm from the other side of the looking glass
00:40:02You a giant?
00:40:04No, where I come from, I'm just a small girl
00:40:08Then I'd hate to see a big one
00:40:11I'm on my way to become a queen
00:40:13Can you tell me how to get to the next square, please?
00:40:17Just follow the signs
00:40:18That's what they're there for
00:40:19But they point in opposite directions
00:40:22Those signs are for people like you
00:40:24From the other side of the looking glass
00:40:26You have to go in the opposite direction
00:40:27From the way the sign points
00:40:29Oh, which sign?
00:40:31Either one
00:40:32If you want to go left, you gotta go right
00:40:34And if you want to go right, you gotta go left
00:40:36Right?
00:40:37No, left
00:40:38I said left
00:40:40You said right
00:40:42I'm gonna hang a right on you
00:40:44Start hanging
00:40:45Please, don't fight
00:40:47I'll find my way just fine, thank you
00:40:50Hey, glad we could help
00:40:52Are you athletes?
00:40:54Yep
00:40:54Track stars
00:40:56Run the mile
00:40:56The marathon
00:40:57Cross country
00:40:58But we stay in shape by fighting
00:41:00Who do you fight?
00:41:02Each other
00:41:02Oh, yes
00:41:04I remember the old rhyme
00:41:05Um, Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle
00:41:09For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
00:41:12Had spoiled his nice new rattle
00:41:14I never owned any silly rattle
00:41:16The only thing that rattles around here is his head
00:41:19I'm gonna rattle your head
00:41:21Stop it
00:41:22I'm sorry I mentioned that old rhyme
00:41:25It's time to work out in the gym
00:41:27Want to watch us work out?
00:41:30Thank you
00:41:30But I really should be going
00:41:32I've gotta get to the eighth square before dark
00:41:35We'll jog along with you and lead the way
00:41:38I'd appreciate that
00:41:40There, you can see the door to square five
00:41:51I can't see it
00:41:54That's cause I'm taller than you
00:41:55You're shorter
00:41:57I'm taller
00:41:58And I'm gonna cut you down to size
00:42:00Please, fellas
00:42:02Not again
00:42:04We've gotta go back now
00:42:06Thank you both for your help
00:42:08Just keep going and you'll come to the door of the fifth square real soon
00:42:12Start hupin'
00:42:13Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup
00:42:17That's very strange
00:42:28A door to nothing
00:42:32Leading to nowhere
00:42:34This must be the entrance to square five
00:42:40So I suppose I should go through the door
00:42:43Come on in
00:42:48Door's open
00:42:50Hello
00:42:53Whoever you are
00:42:55I'm Alice
00:42:58Nice to meet you, Alice
00:43:00Come on in
00:43:01Where are you?
00:43:06Right up here
00:43:07Come in
00:43:08Come in
00:43:10Why, you're...
00:43:13At least I think you're...
00:43:15The name's Humpty Dumpty
00:43:16That's spelled with an H and a D and two umpties
00:43:21I thought that's who you were
00:43:23But I always imagined you quite different
00:43:27Well, now I think I'm kinda different
00:43:30You don't run across a whole lot of eggs with arms and legs who can talk
00:43:36Oh, yes, but I thought you'd be wearing shirt and pants like an egg man, you know?
00:43:42Oh, that's a pretty good one, that is
00:43:45A man egg
00:43:46People don't lay eggs
00:43:49Are you a chicken egg?
00:43:50You wanna know what I am?
00:43:53Well, I'll tell you what I am
00:43:55What I am is a dinosaur egg
00:43:58And you just can't hardly get them no more
00:44:01Oh, wow!
00:44:03A dinosaur egg!
00:44:05You know how long it takes a dinosaur egg to hatch?
00:44:08Mercy, many, many years
00:44:11I got purely tired of waiting to bust out of my shell
00:44:14So I started growing on the outside
00:44:17It didn't turn out to real good
00:44:19This is as far as I got
00:44:21That's incredible!
00:44:24You don't believe it?
00:44:25I'll just jump down and show you something
00:44:27Don't jump!
00:44:28You'll break!
00:44:30Oh, you can't crack a tough old dinosaur egg that easy
00:44:35See that?
00:44:37Now you just forget what you read in some dumb fairy tale
00:44:40And you believe my tale
00:44:42I believe if you had hatched
00:44:46You might have been huge
00:44:48And scary
00:44:50You know, that might have been kind of fun
00:44:53But I try not to fret over what might have been
00:44:57I dreamed I'd be forty feet high
00:45:09Instead I'm the shrimp of a guy
00:45:13I'm not spooky and scary
00:45:16Or yucky and hairy
00:45:18There must be a good reason why
00:45:22I plan to be some dinosaur
00:45:26Free fire, grumble and roar
00:45:31But it wasn't to be
00:45:33But it wasn't to be
00:45:34I guess you can see
00:45:35I'm just a good egg and no more
00:45:39You just gotta be what you are
00:45:44Don't aim too high or too far
00:45:49You're better right fun
00:45:51With both feet on the ground
00:45:53You just gotta be what you are
00:45:57You can strive, you can reach
00:46:00And then miss the gold ring
00:46:02But twelve centuries from now
00:46:04It just won't mean a thing
00:46:06Don't try to be something you're not
00:46:19You don't have to have a whole lot
00:46:23Don't sit around them hoping
00:46:26Just wishing and hoping
00:46:28Make the best of whatever you've got
00:46:32Oh, you just gotta be what you are
00:46:37Don't aim too high or too far
00:46:41And if you don't make it
00:46:43Then don't try to fake it
00:46:46You just gotta be what you are
00:46:49Everybody
00:46:50You just gotta be what you are
00:46:54Don't aim too high or too far
00:46:58You're better right fun
00:47:01With both feet on the ground
00:47:03You just gotta be what you are
00:47:08You just gotta be what you are
00:47:12And that's what I guess you could sort of call my philosophy
00:47:19It's just what I was telling Tom
00:47:22When he said I had to be nasty and mean to be a queen
00:47:25I intend to be just what I am
00:47:28Then you'll be a real good one
00:47:30Whatever you are
00:47:32Something puzzles me
00:47:33I thought you always sat up on that wall
00:47:36I gotta tell you
00:47:37Sitting on a wall is not one of your biggest thrills in life
00:47:41But it says in the nursery rhyme
00:47:43Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
00:47:46Well, now you just gotta take them old nursery rhymes
00:47:49With a dose of salts
00:47:51You mean a grain of salt
00:47:54That'll get it too
00:47:55Oh, you planning to stick around a spell
00:47:58Or are you just passing through
00:48:00I'm going to the eighth square to become a queen
00:48:03And I'd better be going
00:48:04I'll walk you a ways
00:48:06Get you pointed in the right direction
00:48:08Want to see something kind of special?
00:48:24Oh, it's just like all the big stone-faced statues on Easter Island
00:48:32I call it Easter Egg Island
00:48:38I painted all of them
00:48:40Sort of a hobby
00:48:41They're beautiful
00:48:45Yes, sir-y
00:48:48All dinosaur eggs
00:48:50Still waiting to hatch
00:48:51You painted this one so pretty
00:48:54I hope it's a girl
00:48:56And I hope you didn't jinx it
00:48:58I sort of figured on a boy
00:49:00That's funny
00:49:02My father said almost that very same thing to me just this morning
00:49:06Best tell your dad not to go fooling around with dinosaur eggs
00:49:10Oh, he doesn't
00:49:11You see, he was only talking about
00:49:14That fellow's got to know what he's doing when he messes around with a dinosaur
00:49:17He's a doctor
00:49:19You mean he treats sick dinosaurs?
00:49:21I never even knew one to have the sniffles
00:49:24He's not that kind of a...
00:49:26Your dad ought to take up another line of work
00:49:29There's just not a whole heck of a lot of sick dinosaurs
00:49:32Oh, I'll tell him
00:49:34I love your Easter Egg Island
00:49:37But I really have to be getting along
00:49:39Well, I'm sorry to see you go
00:49:41But Square Six is just the other side of this island
00:49:44Right after you cross the hanging bridge
00:49:47Thanks for showing me the way
00:49:49And I enjoyed meeting you very much
00:49:51Pleasure was all mine
00:49:53You made my day
00:49:55Now I gotta go back and sit on that dumb old wall
00:49:59Old wall some more
00:50:00Good luck, little lady
00:50:02Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:15I hope Tom can join me again soon
00:50:17Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:19Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:20Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:21Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:22Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:23Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:24Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:25Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:26Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:27Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:28Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:29Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:30Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:31Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:32Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:33Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:34Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:35Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:36Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:37Oh, the trip really does get harder
00:50:38Tom, where are you?
00:50:53Please, I need you!
00:50:58No, stop!
00:51:04Please, stop!
00:51:08Aloit, you rascals!
00:51:11A plague on all malicious Mitchells!
00:51:29One of the glorious white knights at your service, fair maiden.
00:51:32We perform rescues and deeds of daring do at all hours.
00:51:36We are as close as your nearest. Scream for help.
00:51:39Oh, thank you, sir. You arrived just in time.
00:51:44It's a place swarming with evil creatures of all sorts.
00:51:48You really shouldn't enter it.
00:51:51I do wish you wouldn't.
00:51:53But I have to get to square eight. I'm going to become a queen.
00:51:58Oh, a queen!
00:52:00Oh, that changes the picture, of course.
00:52:04I should be privileged to accompany you across this domain of demons
00:52:08and defend you every step of the way, milady.
00:52:13Would you like that?
00:52:14Oh, yes. I'll feel much safer.
00:52:17Hmm. May I have your lace handkerchief to carry next to my heart?
00:52:23It's a quaint little chivalrous custom we knights have.
00:52:26Would you humor me? I'd be ever so grateful.
00:52:30I'm sorry. I don't own a lace hanky.
00:52:33But I've got Kleenex.
00:52:34Eh, I think not.
00:52:37It simply isn't the same.
00:52:38However, I shall still fight for you just as nobly.
00:52:43May we go now?
00:52:44Um, should I ride in front or behind you?
00:52:48I'm afraid Gisela isn't quite up to carrying two riders, dear thing.
00:52:52I hate to ask you to walk.
00:52:55Oh, not me.
00:52:57I couldn't walk three feet in this armor.
00:53:00Heavy metal.
00:53:02And these Solaretts, dear girl,
00:53:03they just kill me to stand on them.
00:53:05That's terrible.
00:53:06Hmm. They're a size too small,
00:53:09and I have a very high instep.
00:53:11You do see, don't you?
00:53:14Yes. I didn't realize.
00:53:16I'll walk. Of course.
00:53:20I shall lead the way.
00:53:36Oh, I simply can't stand flying things with fangs and talons.
00:54:00Go away, you haunted creatures.
00:54:16Well, they're gone.
00:54:18And don't you come back, you beastly frights.
00:54:24Oh, you'll feel the slash of the White Knight soared again.
00:54:28Well, let's get out of here.
00:54:31Uh, well, I'm dreadfully sorry,
00:54:34but I must ride back to the castle at once
00:54:36and secure a new helmet.
00:54:38Do you have to have a helmet?
00:54:41Oh, dear, yes.
00:54:43I sunburn so easily.
00:54:46But I'll be alone in this terrible land.
00:54:50There are other White Knights about.
00:54:53You may be fortunate and run across one.
00:54:55I do hope you're fortunate.
00:54:57I do. I really do.
00:54:59Uh, I'm listening badly.
00:55:05Would you be ever so kind and hand me my sword, please?
00:55:11Thank you so much.
00:55:13I needed that for balance.
00:55:15Farewell, fair maiden.
00:55:17May the good spirits protect you in my absence.
00:55:22Godspeed.
00:55:24I really ought to go along to protect him.
00:55:29I really ought to go along.
00:55:59Tom, I'm so glad you came back.
00:56:04You'll be all right now. Come on.
00:56:14There. When we go through that tunnel, we'll be in Square 7.
00:56:21I'm almost a queen.
00:56:23That's Jabberwock territory. You ready for that?
00:56:27Of course. I've come this far. I'm going all the way.
00:56:32Let's do it.
00:56:43The Jabberwock is everywhere.
00:56:47And he's got some evil henchmen.
00:56:51Oh, let's just hope he doesn't know we're coming through.
00:56:54I'll stop her. I am the Jabberwock.
00:57:00And I'm me.
00:57:04Don't roar at me, you big old.
00:57:07Roar at the girl.
00:57:09I want her stopped immediately.
00:57:12She mustn't reach Square 8.
00:57:14Do you hear?
00:57:16You got it. Me and the Bannisnatch here can take anybody.
00:57:21Your Majesty.
00:57:22I'll gobble her up in one bite.
00:57:30Hey, we're all partners.
00:57:32You ought to split three ways.
00:57:35Snarks get nothing.
00:57:37You don't even scare anybody.
00:57:40You always put me down just because I'm small.
00:57:44Well, I don't care how you do it.
00:57:46Just stop her.
00:57:48She's gone too far.
00:57:51She's had it.
00:57:53I hope so.
00:57:55Or you've all had it.
00:57:58Hey, we got an assignment here.
00:58:02One little girl?
00:58:03Ho, ho, ho.
00:58:04It's a gay.
00:58:05I can do my spine-tingling howl.
00:58:09You do nothing.
00:58:11You're a snort.
00:58:12People laugh when you try to act mean.
00:58:15You're a joke.
00:58:17No howling.
00:58:20Just a suggestion.
00:58:30We work for that crazy red queen.
00:58:33We're the lowest and endest of men.
00:58:34We're bad!
00:58:37Me too.
00:58:38Me too.
00:58:39We'll tear all our films apart.
00:58:41Our evil estate of the arts.
00:58:43We're bad!
00:58:45And don't forget me.
00:58:48I'm Bandersnatch with breath of flame.
00:58:50I've burned up towns to gain my fame.
00:58:52I'm Jebawak.
00:58:53My game's the same.
00:58:54We're bad!
00:58:56We'll plot and we'll plan and conspire
00:58:58to set the whole country on fire.
00:59:00We're bad!
00:59:01We're bad!
00:59:02It's good to snark!
00:59:04And then when it's lying and ruined,
00:59:07more mischief we soon will be brewing.
00:59:09We're bad!
00:59:11No more as he.
00:59:13As Jebawak, I do my worst
00:59:15to show reverse among the curse.
00:59:18In rottenness we are immersed.
00:59:20We're bad!
00:59:21Untrustworthy, scheming, and tricky.
00:59:24We're totally slimy and icky.
00:59:26As opposed to this wimp who simply is absurd.
00:59:30What a nerd!
00:59:31I'm not ripping this guy.
00:59:36Yeah!
00:59:38Yeah!
00:59:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:51With hostility, we must remark,
00:59:54we're terrifying lords of dark.
00:59:56We'll zap you out just for a lark.
00:59:58We're back!
01:00:01The Trevor Ward!
01:00:02The Bandersnatch!
01:00:03Hey, I'm never gonna stop!
01:00:05Who?
01:00:06Me!
01:00:07We're back!
01:00:16Now, what's our plan?
01:00:18The Red Queen says this girl is smart.
01:00:21We're smarter!
01:00:23She's gotta go past that swamp for the man-eating crocodiles!
01:00:30So?
01:00:31So we'll lay a trap!
01:00:34That'll lead her right into that swamp!
01:00:37Come on!
01:00:44We're over halfway there!
01:00:47And no sign of the Jabberwock!
01:00:49Keep your eyes open!
01:00:53That'll keep up from going around that side!
01:01:05No!
01:01:06We'll plug up the other side!
01:01:08Ho ho ho!
01:01:10The crocodiles are going to get all the goodies!
01:01:14You can have what's left!
01:01:16Sheesh!
01:01:18I always get sicker!
01:01:20There!
01:01:23She can't go on either side!
01:01:26She's gotta go straight into the swamp now!
01:01:30We'll just sit and wait for the fun to begin!
01:01:34Look!
01:01:45It's a forest fire!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48It's the Bandersnatch!
01:01:50And that means the Jabberwock is probably close by too!
01:01:53Can we sneak around him?
01:01:55Stay here!
01:01:56I'll go ahead and see!
01:01:58What's keeping her?
01:02:00You'll get action!
01:02:02They set a trap to lead us into a swamp full of crocodiles!
01:02:06Can we get around it?
01:02:08Both sides blocked off solid with big trees!
01:02:12Time for magic!
01:02:13Yep!
01:02:14Buckle up for another short hop!
01:02:16I just heard something fly over!
01:02:21What was it?
01:02:22I don't know!
01:02:24Well, what did it sound like?
01:02:28Sounded like that!
01:02:31We made it!
01:02:32We're safe!
01:02:34And look at that!
01:02:37Is it the castle of the Red Queen?
01:02:41Yup!
01:02:42When we cross that drawbridge, we're in square eight!
01:02:45And the Red Queen has to crown you!
01:02:48We beat her!
01:02:49We won!
01:02:53That horrid child got past the Jabberwock!
01:02:57Quick!
01:02:58Raise the drawbridge!
01:03:00And don't let her in!
01:03:07We can't make it!
01:03:10We can't make it!
01:03:12Now we can dine in pleasure!
01:03:34The drawbridge is raised and the girl is locked out!
01:03:38She'll never be a queen!
01:03:40No!
01:03:46No!
01:03:47It can't be!
01:03:49I won't have it!
01:03:52You must crown me Queen Alice, your highness!
01:03:56Never!
01:03:57Rules of the game, madam!
01:03:59You're a wizard!
01:04:01Do something!
01:04:02Stall for time!
01:04:04Make her a queen and I'll think of some way to get rid of her!
01:04:07Much as it revolves me, I hereby pronounce you...
01:04:14Queen Alice!
01:04:19I'm a queen at last!
01:04:23And I have promised to serve you, milady!
01:04:26Start working your horrible spells and sorcery!
01:04:34Frighten her!
01:04:35Make her throw away that crown and be gone!
01:04:38You must own care!
01:04:40Go, you have a queen!
01:04:41You can do that!
01:04:42I have a queen!
01:04:44You have to be a queen!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:46Oh, no!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:48Oh, no!
01:04:49I have a queen!
01:04:51Oh!
01:04:53Oh!
01:04:54Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:06Oh!
01:05:07where did the red queen go call the castle guards and get me off this
01:05:19ridiculous bladder
01:05:27don't just stand there take these two and lock them up in the tower keep say
01:05:34goodbye after her
01:05:37the drawbridge is up we can't get out that way use your magic staff and float us down
01:06:04that wasn't very magic well that was the last of my power
01:06:25and i lost my crown never mind to me you're still a queen thank you tom that's really sweet
01:06:36trouble ahead and trouble behind
01:06:50use your magic i told you it's shot well then i've got to get back to the mirror and into my own room
01:06:58you should just watch but not this time
01:07:03come on we gotta go across
01:07:24just follow me
01:07:30hello there bye now they must have opened a new pizza parlor someplace
01:07:55it's a marathon nobody told us
01:08:05stop we don't go in that direction
01:08:11queen alice come join me for tea
01:08:32you're not invited you work for the red queen you horrible beasts now take a hike
01:08:38this pot of tea is cold warm it up for me hot breath
01:08:47there's the mirror
01:08:53better hurry they're not far behind
01:09:00aren't you coming with me
01:09:02i've got to stay here and serve the white queen
01:09:05now that you're leaving
01:09:07but those beasts and you lost your magic staff
01:09:11don't worry i'll get another one
01:09:14and go
01:09:15i'll always remember you tom
01:09:17and i'll never forget you queen alice
01:09:20i can't get back through the mirror
01:09:26i don't understand
01:09:31i walk right through to this side so easy
01:09:34that's it everything is opposite here
01:09:37remember you walked in forward
01:09:40so you've got to back out
01:09:43goodbye
01:09:45tom
01:09:47goodbye
01:09:48alice
01:09:50the jabber walk
01:10:08the jabber walk
01:10:09the jabber who
01:10:11oh daddy
01:10:13i'm so glad it's
01:10:15you
01:10:16i just got home
01:10:17were you having a bad dream
01:10:20no
01:10:20it was
01:10:22fantastic
01:10:23i was a queen
01:10:25you will always be a queen
01:10:28that's sort of what tom said
01:10:31do i know this tom
01:10:33no
01:10:34and humpty dumpty said
01:10:36i know that fellow
01:10:39well
01:10:40he said you shouldn't fool around with dinosaurs
01:10:44or try to treat them if they're sick
01:10:46honey
01:10:48if a dinosaur ever calls on me
01:10:50i'll need a doctor
01:10:52now sit down and tell me about this fantastic dream you had
01:10:57well
01:10:58it all started out
01:11:00when i went through the looking glass
01:11:03i wonder
01:11:05was it really a dream
01:11:09that was it really a dream
01:11:11that was it really a dream
01:11:12that was it really a dream
01:11:13that was it really a dream
01:11:14that was it really a dream
01:11:15that was it really a dream
01:11:16that was it really a dream
01:11:17that was it really a dream
01:11:18that was it really a dream
01:11:19that was it really a dream
01:11:20that was it really a dream
01:11:21that was it really a dream
01:11:22that was it really a dream
01:11:23that was it really a dream
01:11:24that was it really a dream
01:11:25that was it really a dream
01:11:26that was it really a dream
01:11:27that was it really a dream
01:11:28that was it really a dream
01:11:29that was it really a dream
01:11:30that was it really a dream
01:11:31that was it really a dream
01:11:32that was it really a dream
01:11:33that was it really a dream
01:11:34that was it really a dream
01:11:35that was it really a dream
01:11:36that was it really a dream
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