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Hell Motel Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00Oh
00:25Boy, darling
00:27The day we've been waiting for for 30 years is finally here.
00:38Did it. You and me.
00:44Now there's someone else.
00:48Someone's going to die. You're killing both of those assholes.
00:54We need nine bodies and one of them is still out there.
01:01We need to retrieve it before a pack of coyotes almost get to it.
01:24We need to retrieve it.
01:29We need to retrieve it.
01:33We need to retrieve it.
01:39We need to retrieve it.
01:44We need to retrieve it.
01:48We need to retrieve it.
01:54What's that?
02:07crazy bastard doing a striptease get hypothermia body since it's burning up and start ripping
02:19your clothes off huh bodies are weird sure are one thing they don't do generally is explode
02:37well you know one thing for sure blake's not the killer how are we gonna take him back to the
02:54motel and will that sludge even work well we'll just gather up what we can and make the best of it
03:01his essence is here even if his body isn't wolf scavenge most of them
03:09hey what are you guys looking at we were out looking for blake and
03:18how did this happen it's that snowblower sitting right there
03:25we banished him and he was murdered well hey he stabbed me and then shoved a gun in our faces
03:32then shot at us all right i know i know i'm sorry i'm sorry but it's still awful
03:36i don't think to focus on now is the fact that someone got to him before the wolves did
03:43was it you i thought the cold was gonna be enough i didn't expect someone to take it further
03:54where's andy he's inside making us breakfast he he wouldn't do this
04:06i don't know i was with floyd all night were you with andy
04:11no we slept in our own rooms
04:16i know you two have gotten close real close
04:22watch your six as they say
04:25what are we gonna do about blake can't move him out here or not with all the scavengers around
04:34no it is mine uh i'm gonna go back to the shed grab a wheelbarrow a couple shelves and a tarp
04:41and we won't take as much of this poor guy back to the motel as we can
04:44oh
04:58oh
05:12Ooh.
05:15That does not look good.
05:17I wish we had some antibiotics.
05:19It's starting to look infected.
05:21I don't need them.
05:23After tonight, Bafame will see to all our needs.
05:29What?
05:30Barring the unlikely event of some unknown person out there,
05:35one of those two is our killer.
05:38And as long as they're allowed to roam free,
05:43the ceremony is in danger.
05:47There's an easy fix.
05:49Let me go kill them.
05:51Kill them both.
05:53We need one alive for the invocation.
05:56Okay.
05:58I'll go chop off Andy's head and we'll bleed Paige out at midnight.
06:02Hey, trust me.
06:05I'd rather the killer be Paige.
06:08The killer, whether it's Andy or Paige,
06:10is not someone to be trifled with.
06:14Agreed.
06:16So, what do we do?
06:19We bring one of them over to our side.
06:22Which one?
06:25Paige.
06:27She'll make a better offering to Bafame,
06:29and one could argue that she's been preparing her whole life to be that.
06:33And how do we make her see the light?
06:42By giving her irrefutable proof that Andy is a Satan-worshipping psychopath.
06:52I'm sorry, I shouldn't have just walked in.
07:01It's okay, it's okay.
07:02I was outside with Floyd and Shirley, and we found Blake.
07:06Oh, I guess we knew the cold would get him.
07:09It wasn't the cold.
07:10He was killed.
07:11Left in pieces.
07:12I'm not sure I'll ever get all of his blood off of me.
07:17Hey, hey.
07:18You should have gotten me.
07:20It's not really anything you or anyone else could have done.
07:24Well, how did he...
07:27Sorry, if it's too hard, you don't have to tell me.
07:30Snowblower.
07:31God.
07:33No.
07:34Not funny in the slightest.
07:39It's just...
07:40Oh, shh.
07:41It's okay.
07:42You're in shock, but that's all.
07:45The latest wave of slashers hidden in the speciousness of elevated horror,
07:50the glut of salacious true crime podcasts and docu-dramas,
07:54the alleged art film credibility of horror extremism,
07:58and the bald-faced opportunism of gross-out horror as social media sanctioned dare.
08:04What becomes painfully clear is that whorey but truthful trope of the last 70 years.
08:12Consumers are being desensitized to violence and its awful and lasting consequences.
08:19I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by your returning again and again to the facile point that violent entertainment desensitizes us,
08:36from the Romans paying to see Christians ripped apart by lions to the U.S. public executions up to the 1930s.
08:44The constancy of these acts has guaranteed the kind of simple-minded drudgery to be found in your thesis.
08:51If you'd gone deeper into your topic, if you'd thought about what drives this hunger for an entertainment,
09:01perhaps even you would have stumbled onto some new avenues of interrogation.
09:07The movies that you cite, which I had to endure in order to adjudicate your thesis defense,
09:13are unequivocal trash, full of two-dimensional characters, so grotesque and idiotic,
09:20one would hazard they deserved to die.
09:23Will you be advocating for the real-world suffering of Wile E. Coyote next?
09:28This field has been barely stuck.
09:30No, no, no, no, no.
09:31Turning your gaze to the simplistic and righteous gutter that you pretend to critique
09:36does nothing but reveal your inane and very questionable obsession with that very gutter.
09:42And I'm afraid the gutter is where your thesis belongs.
09:55I regret to inform you that you have failed your Ph.D. defense.
10:01I can't approve it, and I know no one else will.
10:07You might find a lower-tier college or night school that will employ you
10:12should you feel compelled to teach, but a full professorship here is not in the cards.
10:37So, should I put this all in the dishwasher, or really, what's the point?
10:52You can just put it over there. I'll take care of them.
10:54No, no, I can clean them off. I just, um, I'm just, I don't know. I don't know what I am.
11:04Something on your mind, huh?
11:08Everything's on your mind.
11:10You're employed in me too, but you seem especially perturbed.
11:17Everything okay with Andy?
11:20If you ain't feeling safe, you can just stick with us.
11:24You suspect Andy. Andy suspects you. I suspect everyone. And of course I do.
11:33I don't actually know who any of you truly are.
11:36Right back at you, sister.
11:39Of course, and that's a problem. Because until the cops or whoever get here and save us, this isn't over.
11:46We're all in danger.
11:50Okay. Okay, let's, let's think this through logically.
11:56You were out in the woods with us. Alone. Two against one.
12:02If we were the killers, why wouldn't we have taken advantage of that?
12:14Do you want to go through our stuff?
12:17Won't take you very long because most of it burned up in that RV.
12:20As long as we can go through yours. And Andy's too. It's only fair.
12:27I can't make that decision for him.
12:29Good news is you won't have to.
12:32Because if we pass this test, that'll be the writing on the wall.
12:41What do you say?
12:50What are the names?
12:51What do you say?
12:52What do you say?
12:53I'm a Jewelsun.
12:54Two for your friends and friends, you won't have to do anything you could do for me.
12:56What do you say?
12:57I've got a few people over there in the woods.
12:58I think it's a boy.
12:59I love Mike.
13:00And I don't seem to have to do anything for you.
13:02It's a boy.
13:03My brother's mother.
13:05I know that, I hope.
13:07I'm not a boy.
13:08I don't think that it's a boy.
13:10I'm a boy.
13:12I'm a boy.
13:13I, I don't think it's a boy.
13:16I'm a boy.
13:18I'm a boy.
13:19He unpacked everything.
13:35What's this?
13:36Oh, no, it's just a vape.
13:38Oh, this shit will kill you.
13:41I gave up smoking when my agent told me you could see it on my teeth, and then the crow's feet around my eyes.
13:46It's a crappy thing to say, even though it was ultimately for the best.
13:52I found something.
13:55It looks pretty serious.
13:58He's an academic. It's probably something he's studying.
14:02Okay.
14:03If this is what he's studying, then we're in a lot of trouble.
14:08The blood of a live virgin holds special power because defiling a pure woman weakens God.
14:13Insane and misogynistic.
14:16Oh, and an entire chapter on how to disembowel a cat while still alive.
14:20Okay.
14:21I get you're freaked out.
14:23We found this in his dresser, Floyd.
14:25I know, but if he hears us, then you'll know that we know.
14:28And we need the element of surprise here, because as normal as that guy pretends to be, he's one sick puppy.
14:34Okay, what do we do?
14:36I don't know. Any spells in there on how to take out a psycho?
14:38Okay, no one's taking out anyone, okay?
14:40Honey, we have to do something about this threat.
14:42Listen, you were on the invite list. We weren't.
14:45So you're going to be part of whatever twisted plan he's been enacting.
14:48But Andy and I are close. We made a real connection.
14:52It means nothing.
14:53Him and Kawaii were close, and then he painted his bedroom walls with that guy's blood.
14:57I know.
14:58Sick son of a bitch has been playing us all.
14:59Okay, okay.
15:02Do you think the three of us could take him?
15:05Overpower him? Lock him up? Maybe.
15:09Maybe.
15:10If he wasn't prepared for it.
15:11But you look at what he's done to some of those big guys.
15:13Wait.
15:14Wait.
15:15Portia and Ruby, they took something for sleep.
15:20Knocked them out.
15:21The night he ripped out Portia's heart.
15:24Ruby said they both popped sleeping pills.
15:26Safe.
15:28Clean.
15:30We'll use them for the cops to sort out.
15:36Okay.
15:37It's a good plan.
15:39Who's going to grab the pills?
15:41Okay, I'll go.
15:42And if Andy finds me, I'll tell him that I was just looking for rainproof clothes for the walk.
15:47Sure.
15:49No.
15:49Be careful.
15:50Promise?
15:51Yeah.
15:56You're a genius.
16:07What?
16:08What's wrong?
16:10Nothing.
16:10I just hope we're taking out the right one.
16:14Cheryl, there's no way that charming gal is a killer.
16:18That charming gal is an actor.
16:21Late night shoots.
16:40These save my life.
16:42Ginger, honey, cardamom, and turmeric.
16:44Tastes better than it sounds.
16:47And it really packs a punch.
16:50Well, they got a thermos around here.
16:53Maybe we can take some with us for the hike.
16:54It's a great idea.
16:56I'll make some more.
17:01Everything okay?
17:04This weekend has been absolutely...
17:07Oh, terrible isn't even the word.
17:13But even at its worst, I am so thankful for the fact that I wasn't going through this alone.
17:20It's a friendship.
17:22It's a friendship.
17:23It's a friendship.
17:23Look, if I met Lloyd and Shirley in the street, I'd think they're just a normal, middle-aged couple.
17:37Exceedingly normal.
17:40But maybe that's what they want you to think, the hide where they really are.
17:43And who's that?
17:47I don't know.
17:48But this place, it's like a shrine.
17:51It's crazy people.
17:53Maybe they heard about this weekend, and then they decided to come up here to try and make a name for themselves.
18:03That just sounds so convenient.
18:06Exactly.
18:09Whoa.
18:18Oh.
18:23You took their side.
18:27Andy, you've got to see it in our point of view.
18:29Oh.
18:31What did you give me?
18:32Don't worry, it's just sleeping pills.
18:34You'll sleep for a while, and hopefully by the time you wake up, the cops will be here.
18:38I'm not the killer.
18:40How do I know that, for sure?
18:42Because they are.
18:45They've been doing this, Paige.
18:48And you...
18:50You...
18:52Alone...
18:53Alone...
18:54With them...
18:57It's danger.
18:58Can we just leave him untied and secure the door?
19:20Kinda defeats the purpose.
19:22Honey, I promise, we're not doing anything that will harm him.
19:26We're just keeping him safe.
19:27Safe for us, safe from himself.
19:30You good?
19:31All good.
19:33I promise you, Paige.
19:37Nothing bad about this.
19:41So, um, what now?
19:44Now?
19:45We wait.
19:46Storm's over.
19:48They'll be clearing the roads pretty soon.
19:50Once the internet's connected, we contact the cops and get them to set this all right.
19:56And then for the first time this weekend, we can breathe easy.
20:04I know.
20:05It just, um...
20:06It just feels really wrong.
20:08It feels really wrong.
20:10It's okay.
20:12It's okay, baby girl.
20:13You go on and let it all out.
20:19Shirley's here to take care of you.
20:22Listen.
20:24This will all be over soon enough.
20:27Yeah?
20:28Come on.
20:31Why don't you go and whip up some lunch?
20:36Sure thing.
20:39Wait.
20:39You know what I think will feel good?
20:41A hot bath.
20:44I had a soak.
20:46I feel like a completely different person.
20:48Yeah?
20:49So why don't I go ahead and draw you something and then you can just...
20:52Chew now.
20:53And turn off.
20:55Sound good?
20:56Yeah.
20:59Come on.
21:05Go on.
21:06Let me just sit there on the bed.
21:08Okay.
21:08You know, I saw some brochures at the front desk advertising their spa services.
21:21Why don't I go pick you up one of their mud scrubs?
21:25Really help you relax.
21:27Sound good?
21:28Honestly, it sounds amazing.
21:30You see?
21:31I feel better already just knowing I'm going to help you.
21:36And you deserve it.
21:38So relax and let all that tension just melt away.
21:44You're welcome.
21:44I'll take you up.
21:45Okay.
21:45Okay.
21:47Okay.
21:49Oh, my God, oh, my God.
22:19Oh, my God.
22:24Oh, my God.
22:30911?
22:49I think you should tighten that circle a touch.
23:13Oh, yeah?
23:14Where's that?
23:16Oh.
23:19Peach was a little bit shorter than Caitlyn was.
23:29I guess you're right.
23:46Oh.
23:48A few hours, a portal to hell will be open, and Baphomet will be unleashed unto the world,
24:02and you and I will be fornicated by the side for all eternity.
24:07Come on.
24:15Patience, my love.
24:27The true occult bookstore.
24:53Okay, there's Andy's book.
25:01Let's see how serious this is.
25:06How's my spa, babe?
25:19How's my spa, babe?
25:35I was thinking maybe I'm done.
25:37Will you stop denying yourself life's pleasures?
25:43Like this scrub says that the pumice is sourced from the Vestmaneer region of Iceland.
25:56I don't know.
26:05Yeah.
26:06I don't know.
26:09I don't know.
26:10I just want to move on.
26:14I don't know.
26:15Oh, honey, you're going to have to relax.
26:37You're so tense.
26:39Of course, you've been to hell and back, so...
26:43It's perfectly understandable.
26:47We're all okay now, all of us.
26:52And now, I'm going to touch some pressure points
26:55on your forehead, is that okay?
27:13Do I feel better now?
27:18We'll just let all that stress and anxiety down the drain.
27:29Hold your nose.
27:31Oh, honey, honey, there's nothing to be afraid of anymore.
27:37We have that nasty man locked away.
27:44No!
27:46What have you been looking at?
27:56What have you been looking at?
28:12What have you been looking at?
28:30You little bitch!
28:34Go to hell!
28:36Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:47Ah!
28:51Ah!
28:56Ah!
29:01Ahhhhhhh!
29:19Ahhhh! You fucking bitch!
29:22Fuck you! Let the fuck out of me!
29:25Ahhhhhhh!
29:29Die! Not me!
29:43Fuck you!
29:46Oh, my God.
30:16Oh, my God.
30:46Oh, my God.
31:16Oh, my God.
31:28Time to begin.
31:46Oh, my God.
31:48I'm so sorry.
31:50You drugged me.
31:51Please keep your voice down.
31:53Floyd and Shirley are the killers, okay?
31:55And I was a wife, and they tricked me.
31:56They planted all this satanic stuff in your room.
31:58They fell for it.
31:59And I'm so sorry.
32:00And I'm so sorry.
32:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:02Fuck them.
32:03No, fuck them.
32:04Shh, shh, shh.
32:05They tricked all of us.
32:06We just have to get you.
32:07Listen to me.
32:08Shirley is dead, okay?
32:09Yeah.
32:10They were gonna sacrifice me tonight, and you two.
32:12They needed a night of us.
32:13And then she saw my phone, and she attacked me.
32:15Yeah, but we've all had phones.
32:17I know, I know, but mine dinged.
32:18I got a bunch of messages.
32:19The Wi-Fi's back.
32:20I don't know how.
32:21Maybe Floyd and Shirley must have disabled it,
32:23but then why would they have turned it back on?
32:25No, no, no.
32:26Storms can mess with satellite signals.
32:27Look, it doesn't matter.
32:28All that matters is we can call the cops.
32:29I did.
32:30I did call them.
32:31I called 911.
32:32Yeah.
32:33It's great.
32:34It's great.
32:35Okay.
32:36No, they said they might take a while, but we did some stooping on everyone.
32:43And you're good, obviously, but they are full-blown blood-cold Satanists.
32:47And since that's the case, they might have been the ones who killed everyone 30 years ago.
32:51Yeah, they would have been their 20s.
32:53Yeah.
32:54That makes perfect sense.
32:55And if they're not, they're definitely the ones doing it now.
32:58But we have to get out of here.
33:01We have to go before Floyd finds Shirley, okay?
33:04Because when he knows...
33:06It was...
33:08It was...
33:09It was...
33:10It was...
33:11It was...
33:12It was...
33:20Girls, it's just me.
33:22Don't worry.
33:23I'm not...
33:24I'm not going to come in.
33:26But you guys...
33:27I...
33:28You should see this sky.
33:29I...
33:30It...
33:31It...
33:32It's a beaut.
33:33You guys hear me?
33:34It...
33:35It...
33:36It...
33:37It's a beaut.
33:38You guys hear me?
33:41It...
33:42It...
33:43It...
33:44It's a beaut.
33:45It's a beaut.
33:46It's a beaut.
33:47It's a beaut.
33:48It's a beaut.
33:49It's a beaut.
33:50It's a beaut.
33:51It's a beaut.
33:52It's a beaut.
33:53It's a beaut.
33:54It's a beaut.
33:55It's a beaut.
33:56It's a beaut.
33:57It's a beaut.
33:58It's a beaut.
33:59It's a beaut.
34:00It's a beaut.
34:01It's a beaut.
34:02these are all knives i forgot i don't want to fight him me neither but if we're gonna fight
34:19him it's better to do it here he's a hunter he's used to the outdoors we're not two against
34:24one right yeah and we gotta use that circle them keep them off balance okay hey you took
34:31on shirley by yourself this is nothing i'm gonna rip you to a fire
34:39okay let's do this
35:01you're gonna suffer all night
35:14you murderous bitch i didn't want to believe it
35:21telly was right about you all along i thought it was you killing everyone but
35:26nuh-uh it was this seeper wait you're the killer andy and norman fight
35:29of course you didn't know professor andy because you couldn't even sniff out the originals and i
35:37gotta say this one puts us both to shame he's lying they killed everyone she was all ready
35:42to drug you at the first chance oh look at her look at her hold that knife
35:48she wanted to jump at the chance she wanted to drug you you've been a fucking liar since you got here
35:54you gotta admit she's a damn sight better than you you know i can't believe a nerd like you
36:04could do anything
36:11run out of night you're gonna die
36:18oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
36:31write somewhere i want you
36:34it's like you can't escape it it's like you're faded to be
36:43what is all this
36:45the final steps of the ritual
36:49at the height of the moon hell upon us
36:52and you my dear will be the last gush of blood
36:57before the gates starts sluicing
36:59After I get rid of your pathetic lamb here.
37:15Grab it! Grab it!
37:29So, I'm going to try and eat.
37:37I'm going to try and eat.
37:41Let's try and eat.
37:45I'm going to try and eat.
37:51I am not the killer!
38:21But for me be praised.
38:34What are you smiling about?
38:41Take these last offerings of a dying heart, and the blood of my soul, to open the gates
38:50of hell.
38:52What?
38:53It's not true, there are no demons, there's no summoning!
38:57I'm not waiting to find out!
38:59Grab him!
39:01Noooo!
39:08As long as this piece of garbage is alive, he's still a threat.
39:24If Blake taught me anything, it's that you need to kill them all the way.
39:39What, your wife's not on me?
39:50I have potential.
39:54I have potential.
40:01No!
40:06No!
40:10Noooo!
40:12Noooo!
40:13Nooo!
40:15Nooo!
40:19Nooo!
40:21Nooo!
40:25That felt so good.
40:55For the first time since I got here.
41:02You're not afraid?
41:05Yeah.
41:06Me neither.
41:08Help will get here soon, right?
41:12Yeah.
41:13The 911 operator I spoke to said they're sending someone as soon as they can.
41:18Maybe before we wake up.
41:20And I can't believe it.
41:24That they did it both times?
41:29That it's come full circle.
41:33I killed the two bastards that killed Caitlin Ridgely.
41:39That it was a very difficult time.
41:41That was good.
41:43Yeah.
41:44That's a good question.
41:46Very good.
41:48That's a good question.
41:49I'm a good one.
41:51What the hell is that?
42:21What the hell is that?
42:51What the fuck?
43:21Are you Andy Lecavalier?
43:45Yeah, that's me.
43:46We're so glad to see you.
43:48Okay, so what happened here?
43:50Oh, um, we...
43:51A group of us, we all were invited here three days ago to celebrate the opening of the cold river.
43:58Never heard anything like this.
44:22Yes, you have.
44:25Thirty years ago.
44:28I bet some of the dry blood on that mask will be from the original victims.
44:31You sure this older couple, Floyd and Shirley?
44:34Yeah, Floyd and Shirley.
44:35Are you sure that they killed everybody?
44:37Yeah.
44:37Every single person who is dead in there.
44:42So there's no chance they might have been working with someone out in the woods?
44:46No.
44:46I'm sorry.
44:50I know you two have been through a lot.
44:53We gotta ask.
44:54No.
44:54No, it was all them.
44:56No one else.
44:57Can you two stay right here?
45:02I don't know.
45:32I don't know.
46:02I don't know.

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