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Coronation Street 21st July 2025

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00:00Hey, what have you been?
00:28Hi, I thought you were off today.
00:30Er, yeah.
00:31Sort with Ty.
00:33Er, I'm off to the lakes with Kev after work.
00:36Back to playing happy family, son.
00:38Don't.
00:40What have you done to your face?
00:41It's fine, it's nothing.
00:42On what planet is a split-lipped nothing?
00:45Please, don't make a fuss.
00:46Well, at least tell me what happened.
00:49I don't know.
00:49I was, erm, scrolling on me phone, not looking where I was going.
00:54Next thing I went flying, landed on me mush.
00:56Right, yeah, got it.
00:57That's the truth.
00:58Take it or leave it.
00:59What?
00:59So that's it?
01:00Subject closed?
01:01Copy that, boss.
01:02Screw that.
01:03I need to know.
01:04Where are you going?
01:05Don't walk off grit.
01:07Well, that'll solve everything.
01:12Look at me.
01:15I know what's going on.
01:18Sorry?
01:18Yeah, you're playing it over and over again.
01:20You're blaming yourself again.
01:21This has got to stop.
01:22Well, there's no telling him.
01:24He's proper beating himself up.
01:26Six grand in the safe.
01:28I don't need this.
01:29He doesn't.
01:31Because the bottom line is, look, he could have been a lot worse.
01:33I mean, the robber he had, what, a wrench?
01:34For heaven's sake.
01:37Yeah, but your brother, he's okay, and that's what we need to hang on to.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Cheers, Dad.
01:45It is so good to have you back, babe.
01:49Oh, hey, listen, this is so good to be back to be taking care of you, too.
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54Yeah, by making a cookie breakfast and do your washing.
01:57That's Dad's special kind of TLC.
01:59You know, take your mind off things he thinks outside the box.
02:03She's on fire, this one.
02:05For your information, Asha dear,
02:08OK, Wiflet and I have got a wedding to organise
02:09because of weeks and the months they are just slipping by.
02:12Oh, I can't wait to do the seating plan.
02:14I can't wait to do all of it, right?
02:16You sit here, you eat that, you buy us this.
02:20Laters.
02:21Yeah, see you later, son.
02:28I'm worried about him.
02:30I think he's really suffering.
02:33He's bound to be.
02:34You know, like you said,
02:36the wrench and that.
02:37You text said it was urgent.
02:51It is.
02:52Your boyfriend is in urgent need.
02:57We've got the place to ourselves.
02:59Yeah, I kind of guessed that.
03:03Wow, five tea lights.
03:04Push that boat out.
03:06Oh, no, no, not that one.
03:09That's, uh, that's Mum's Elvis candle.
03:11For display purposes only.
03:12Oh, I'm sorry, I'll, uh, I'll buy her another one.
03:14I didn't...
03:14If they still make them, a bit of a check.
03:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:18Read the room.
03:20Wow.
03:21Forceful.
03:22Sorry.
03:23I've told George that you
03:24need the rest of the morning off.
03:27Well, base is covered.
03:29Mm-hm.
03:29I'm not worthy.
03:30You are worthy.
03:32And all the egg with Mills and Danielle and...
03:36I want us to be okay, else what's the point?
03:40You know, it's a shame that you, uh,
03:44always have to wear black.
03:45Because I reckon you would really rock a pinstripe.
03:47Whereas I like you best in a vest,
03:49which is probably just as well.
03:52You know, aside from me kids,
03:55and
03:55my first dog, Ajax,
03:58you are the best thing that's ever happened to me.
04:01Oh, I'm up there with the mighty Ajax.
04:02Well,
04:03I'm touched.
04:04You should be.
04:07Do you know what?
04:07I reckon it's time we got our own place.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Sure you're ready?
04:14Yeah.
04:18We're not proper brick, is it, though?
04:21I'd have been lights.
04:22Fill your boots, mate.
04:23Yeah, you can have my pin number and all.
04:25He shouted to open the safe.
04:27I refused.
04:28And then he just slams his wrench on the cowl.
04:30So, you look up,
04:31and there's this creepy masked face
04:33with a, uh, you know, one of them,
04:35what do you call it, a metal thing of me, Bob?
04:37Wrench.
04:38Hmm.
04:40We should have borrowed Mary's Ben Shepard mask.
04:42That would have been well as scary.
04:44She's got a Ben Shepard mask.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46She used to make Sean wear it all the time to work
04:48till Carl had told me he had to stop.
04:50Oh, here he is.
04:53The light of my life.
04:54Ha, you're chirpy,
04:55considering you've got the health and safety guy coming.
04:58Is that today?
05:00Is that definitely today?
05:01You've been banging on about it long enough.
05:03Not till 3.30.
05:04Hey.
05:05Hey, you're leaving my life.
05:07Hey, look, all the health and safety stuff's boxed off,
05:09all right?
05:09You're well on top of it.
05:10Ah, you heard the man, right?
05:12Yeah.
05:13Yeah, come on.
05:14Come on, Debster.
05:15Get a grip.
05:15Mm.
05:16Yeah.
05:16Mm.
05:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:18Um, love you.
05:22Please tell me you're not still read about coppers
05:24who've lost the bottle.
05:28We're all ex-coppers now.
05:32You know what?
05:32I've got high hopes in this Floyd.
05:34And they wouldn't have set him up with you, would they,
05:38if they thought that he was no good?
05:41I guess.
05:42Hey.
05:44It's early days, all right?
05:46And the more you go,
05:47the sooner you'll see the benefits of it.
05:50I'm sure.
05:52Well, if he specializes in miracles,
05:54then I'll be home and dry when I...
05:55Lisa!
05:57Oh, God, I'm sorry.
05:59I know I'm not myself.
06:00I just...
06:01I can't shake it off.
06:02But everybody's allowed a blip.
06:07Not when the stakes are so high.
06:10They're not going to risk it.
06:13And I don't blame them.
06:18Call her, I'm done.
06:29You couldn't be all right.
06:31Right, so come on.
06:32What is it you actually want from me, eh?
06:3420 pounds off your bill?
06:36Debbie.
06:37She's a chancer.
06:38160 pounds a night and not a wink of sleep.
06:41Oh, do you know what?
06:41You're boring me now.
06:43Customer service with a snarl.
06:45Say it again for the camera.
06:46Oh?
06:47Are you going to download me?
06:48Will I be famous?
06:49Infamous, more like.
06:51Here at the Chariot Square Hotel,
06:52weather feels finest.
06:53All our duvets, pillows and mattresses are hypoallergenic.
06:57Now, unfortunately, due to me not being God,
07:01I can't control the pollen count.
07:03Or the Bank of England base rate for that matter.
07:05So, bite me!
07:07Thanks for returning these.
07:13Appreciate that.
07:16Ah, hello you.
07:17Hey.
07:18Have you got time to drink that in here?
07:19Er, no.
07:20No.
07:20I'm off to see a widower about his wife's funeral.
07:23Well, er,
07:24Shutterworth's off at very competitive prices.
07:26Todd Grimshaw, never knowingly off the job.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Actually, I've, er,
07:32been on the job all morning, is it, guys?
07:34Too much information.
07:35Well, yeah, sorry.
07:36I know you're going through a dry patch.
07:37Er, your words, not mine.
07:40I don't seem very sorry.
07:41You seem positively chipper, in fact.
07:43Well, Theo's turn...
07:45Well, is turning a corner.
07:48Seems more comfortable.
07:49On his own skin.
07:50Out and proud.
07:51He's even talking about his getting a place together.
07:54Wow.
07:55Well, that is a sea change.
07:56Seismic.
07:57Oh, no, that's great.
07:59Yeah.
07:59It's taken a while, but, er,
08:01something's definitely shifted.
08:03Good.
08:04All right, go on.
08:09Looks, if you go through those doors over there,
08:12first of all.
08:13You're welcome.
08:16All quiet on the northern front.
08:18Yeah, well, it is now.
08:20Look, Debs, I know you're stressed out
08:23with the health and safety guy coming in and all that stuff.
08:25You can't speak to customers like that.
08:27I know, I know.
08:29I was dreadful.
08:29She was just getting on me nerves.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32I bet she is as well.
08:33It turns and all.
08:34Online reviews.
08:36She deleted the footage.
08:38No way.
08:39How did you manage that?
08:42Bit of charm.
08:43Charisma.
08:44You know?
08:45And, er, vouchers for this bar, as well.
08:49And I said that your brother's very sick
08:51and you're under a lot of stress,
08:53which you are.
08:53Good morning, Chariot Square Hotel.
08:59How can I help you?
09:00Here he is.
09:17The savour of my bacon.
09:20Any longer.
09:21I'd a rangette.
09:22Missing person, so...
09:24What's with face?
09:25Look,
09:26your friendship means a lot to me, all right?
09:30Ah, well, I should hope it doesn't, all right?
09:32I'm very picky, you know.
09:33Now, stay put.
09:35It's gone missing again.
09:35Debs, if I haven't given you the wrong impression...
09:39So you're one about, Rye.
09:40Yes, madam?
09:41Hi, can you tell me where the toilet's are, please?
09:43Certainly.
09:44It's straight through the double doors on the left-hand side.
09:50Right, well, I'll go check on the laundry order, then.
09:53Yeah, OK.
09:55I'll see you later, then.
09:57In a while, alligator.
10:01Crocodile.
10:03In a while, crocodile.
10:05Get it right.
10:10Ed, it's a ticket for you, mate.
10:12Are you in trouble?
10:13No.
10:14No, nothing like that.
10:15No, we've just got a bit of news for you.
10:17I'm getting the kit in.
10:18Shut up, Shanice.
10:19Er, we don't say shut up in this house.
10:22All right, zip it.
10:25Anyway, the social worker said...
10:27Kitties don't go for work.
10:29Shanice.
10:31Sorry, what did the social worker say?
10:33The social worker said that you can go and visit your mum.
10:36Yay!
10:37Yay!
10:37Isn't that wonderful?
10:39When?
10:39In a couple of hours.
10:40I'm not going.
10:42Well, at least have a think about it, eh?
10:44I don't need to think I'm not going.
10:46Brody, your mum will be so disappointed.
10:49I'm sure she'll get over it.
10:53You're going to come, aren't you, Joanie?
10:56Oh, your mum will burst with happiness when she sees her girls.
11:01Let's tell her Brody's ill.
11:04Good idea.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Don't normally approve of lies, but on this occasion, I think that's the kind thing to do.
11:17Well, that's an old head on an 11-year-old shoulders, isn't it?
11:21Poor kid.
11:23Makes you wonder how many times her and Brody have had to cover for them.
11:30Thanks, Mrs Crane.
11:31Say hi to Larry.
11:32You're welcome.
11:35I'm not buying out.
11:37How about some choccy, then?
11:39My treat.
11:39Nah, not after a fruby.
11:41I just wanted to, you know, say I'm sorry for yesterday about what I said about us.
11:49You're not taking it back?
11:52I just don't want to ruin our friendship, Addy.
11:56Right.
11:59I mean, don't get me wrong, I would rather be more than friends, but...
12:05keep talking.
12:08Okay, I meant every word.
12:11Okay, what now?
12:14I don't know.
12:15I don't really want to rush into anything.
12:17I'm not ready to jump into bed.
12:18Not yet.
12:18Okay.
12:19I mean, I mean, I mean, that's why I blurted.
12:21I just...
12:22You know, you're the most loveliest, kindiest person.
12:26I'm not.
12:27But I'll try to be.
12:31There's this thing on Insta.
12:33It says, be the person your dog thinks you are.
12:37Are you calling me a dog?
12:40No.
12:41No, no.
12:42I'm...
12:43Oh, wow.
12:44Oh, ha, ha.
12:45Ha, ha.
12:46Very funny.
12:48Oh, you know how we're going to take it slow?
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:51Okay, like, really slow.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:53Uh, how about this?
12:55How about, um, year one, we can hold hands.
13:00I know.
13:03Uh, year two, you can give me a little peck on the cheek every week.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:09And then year three, we can kiss with lips.
13:14But no tongs.
13:15Mm.
13:15No.
13:16No.
13:17Okay, so, fast forward to year four.
13:19What's year four?
13:20We hug it out.
13:21Oh.
13:25Oh.
13:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:29You know, my head's been all over the place since the spiking.
13:33It's bound to be.
13:40I, um...
13:41I should go.
13:42Okay.
13:43See you later, yeah?
13:44Yeah.
13:46Bye.
13:47Theo?
13:52No way.
13:53Oh, Brycey, mate.
13:54How are you?
13:54Oh, magic.
13:55Yeah, yeah.
13:55Long time.
13:56What is it, five years?
13:58Easy.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Yeah, yeah.
13:59Yeah, cos you're a milliard measles.
14:01Yeah, she'll be 15 now, same as me youngest.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Oh, yeah, she still keeps me on me toes.
14:06Yeah, we'll be walking them up the aisle next.
14:07Oh, don't.
14:09Hey, I heard that you and Daniela split up.
14:11Yeah, you heard right, mate.
14:13Yeah, don't you dirty dog.
14:16Mind you, I can't say much.
14:18I'm on the third, Mrs Bryce.
14:20Yeah, I spent a fortune in child support.
14:21Hey, still gives you another excuse not to get around, innit?
14:23Yeah.
14:25So go on, then.
14:26What's your like, this latest squeeze?
14:28Oh, you know, eyes, nose, hurry back.
14:34Oh, yeah, she's great, mate.
14:37Oh, she's great.
14:37Good.
14:38Well, it's great to see you again, mate.
14:39I mean, there's a booze around the corner if you fancy one later.
14:42Oh, do you know what?
14:43I've got work, mate.
14:44Oh, that's a shame.
14:45I'm off to Alicante first thing.
14:47Sounds great.
14:47Maybe another time.
14:48Yeah, yeah.
14:49So what brings you over this side of town, anyway?
14:51Oh, hang on.
14:52Nightmare client from Worstley.
14:54Mrs Lavelle, don't tell me you've got some more force on that walking pantry.
14:58Yeah, I don't know.
14:59I must be psychic.
15:04Hey.
15:05Hey, all right.
15:08Listen, you're probably going to tell me to mind my own business, but, you know, to Todd,
15:14he's very dear to me.
15:16I thought you guys were planning on getting a place together.
15:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:22You must get why I'm worried.
15:24I mean, totally.
15:25We both love Todd.
15:27You know, I wish I had a bit like you.
15:29I just, I just don't understand the denial.
15:33Have you, um, have you ever seen Notting Hill?
15:37Uh, years ago.
15:38Well, Julia Roberts.
15:40She tells this, uh, this nosy gossip that you grant me to absolutely nothing to her.
15:45The characters.
15:46I mean, and, um, well, Bryce, he's got a mouth like a welly top.
15:50And to say he's no friend of Dorothy's, I don't understand.
15:52Um, right, I suppose you do work in a traditionally hetero environment, but...
15:59I, I love Todd.
16:01And I'm fully committed to him.
16:03But when and how I tell people that don't matter to me, it is...
16:06It's entirely your decision.
16:08Yeah.
16:09All right, yeah, I get that one.
16:11I'm sorry.
16:11Oh, no apology, necessary.
16:13I love that you're looking out for Todd.
16:15He's a lucky guy.
16:18He certainly is.
16:23Oh, afternoon, Vicar.
16:26Where's my thing?
16:27Give me that, have I get a...
16:29Oh, you frighten me to bits.
16:34Hey, let me see this.
16:36Oh.
16:38What's the other fella look like?
16:39It's not that bad.
16:40Ah.
16:41Oh, it is.
16:43Have you looked in a mirror?
16:44Can you drop it, please?
16:46Have you been having an affair?
16:47Did the husband lamp you on?
16:49No, and mind your own.
16:51You're in some kind of trouble, aren't you?
16:52You must be.
16:53Nothing I can't handle.
16:55Well, if it's not women, it's money.
16:58Come on, how much do you need?
17:00What?
17:01To get her, him, them off your back.
17:04How much?
17:05I don't want your money.
17:07You might not want it, but you certainly look like you need it.
17:09Carl, it's me.
17:13Yeah?
17:14I'm your sister, looking out for a battered baby brother.
17:19So you just have to say, yes, please.
17:21Yeah?
17:22Before I forget I've offered it.
17:24Sicko.
17:25Oh, yeah, that's me.
17:27Right, I'll do your bank transfer, yeah?
17:29Sit yourself down.
17:31Do you fancy a nice finger bun?
17:33Cheer us up a bit.
17:34I'd love one, thanks.
17:35I mean, I always knew she was strong.
17:38She's been arguing like a lot since she's been about five.
17:42But she's really blown me away.
17:43Right.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I mean, I think it's her selflessness, you know?
17:48But obviously from James' point of view, it's just...
17:50This whole Layla thing is just...
17:52Yeah, well, it doesn't like a bit of her a caption every now and again, eh?
17:56Sorry?
17:58Before Dee Dee passed a legal exam, she had to sit in court completely stark as...
18:03...and sing the national anthem.
18:05Right, do you want a brew?
18:07Uh, no, thanks.
18:08Can I use your printer and everyone's out of tone off?
18:10Yeah, might yourself, aren't you?
18:11Thanks for your undivided.
18:12Logan Radcliffe, are you kidding me?
18:21Hey, what do you think you're doing?
18:24Oh, I've missed you guys so much.
18:27Oh, well, they've missed you too.
18:30Where's, um...
18:31Where's Brodie?
18:33Uh, he's not feeling very well.
18:35He didn't want...
18:36He didn't want you to catch it.
18:39It's OK.
18:40I wasn't born yesterday.
18:42When are you coming home?
18:45Stupid question.
18:47No.
18:48It's a brilliant question.
18:50As soon as I can, babe, yeah?
18:52Look, why don't you, um, go play over there for a bit?
18:55Look after it, yeah?
18:56Can't I sit here with you and Sally?
18:58What'd I just tell you?
19:06Wanted to bring you some treats, but...
19:09...not allowed.
19:09As if being banged up in here ain't bad enough.
19:14How's your mattress?
19:16Horrible.
19:19Everything's horrible.
19:22I can't stand it in a cell.
19:25If I don't get out soon, I'm going to end up on a funny farm.
19:29Oh, no.
19:30Look, um...
19:32I'm going to plead not guilty.
19:36Yeah, I attacked Gary, but...
19:38You know, if you live with a monster, it rubs off.
19:41Imagine being married to a bloke who's constantly on a short fuse.
19:47Yeah, I can see how that'll put you on high alert, but...
19:50You know, I've lived my entire married life waiting for the other shoe to drop.
19:56But now it's...
19:57It's time to get the old loo back.
19:59You know, my kids need me.
20:00Absolutely, they do.
20:02And then, with the right brief, I could plead not guilty and win.
20:07You know, um, thingy, uh, thingy circumcised...
20:10Stimulating.
20:12Yeah, that's the one.
20:14Hey, look at you.
20:14Legal beagle.
20:16Lovely.
20:18I'm so lucky to have someone like you in my corner.
20:22Um, local council and all that.
20:25That was in my previous life.
20:28I wish I could do more for you, Lou.
20:32Look, I was thinking, um...
20:37Good briefs, they.
20:38They cost money.
20:39And, um, there's this hot shot over in Wally Range.
20:43You know, if you could lend me the money...
20:44No.
20:46Tim and I, we don't have that kind of money sloshing around, I'm afraid.
20:50Yeah, but I'm desperate here, Sal.
20:51I need to be with my kids.
20:53I've been used and abused by a murderer, you know.
20:55Hurt people.
20:56They hurt people.
20:57You told me that.
20:58I know.
20:59And I know how much you care about the girls.
21:01I do.
21:01And I'll pay you back.
21:03You know, I guess as soon as I'm back on my feet, you know I'm good for it, right?
21:07All right, all right, all right.
21:11Free cake.
21:12Good perk.
21:13I'd rather have hit me wage, Bucky.
21:15Yes, yeah.
21:16What's Debbie about?
21:17Um, wholesalers.
21:18She won't be long.
21:19All right.
21:20Listen, Ronnie.
21:22Is she okay?
21:23You mean offering way over the asking price on number six?
21:27Oh.
21:27Yeah.
21:27See, I'm doing a bit of reading into vascular dementia and impulsive behaviour, lack of inhibitions and...
21:35Are you right?
21:37You know what?
21:38Some of it and nothing.
21:39No, I'm done.
21:40Something to do with it?
21:42Uh, it's more to do with the dementia, really.
21:45Uh, which...
21:46Which isn't real Debbie, is it?
21:48I'd like to be the judge of that.
21:49Spit it out.
21:50Right, you're getting me worried.
21:51Um, you know what?
21:53I just think maybe she misread things, that's all.
21:55I don't know.
21:56Ah, spit it out.
21:59Uh, she kissed me.
22:02Blumenack.
22:03Look at physics on you two.
22:05Has somebody died?
22:06Ahem.
22:21Come on.
22:23Someone's up.
22:24Don't tell me we've had another leak.
22:27No, uh, the thing is...
22:30Forget it, all right?
22:32No, come on.
22:33What's up?
22:34Ryan said you kissed him.
22:38What?
22:39Before, when I sorted out that stroppy customer.
22:45That wasn't a kiss.
22:47That was a...
22:48A...
22:49A friendly smacker.
22:51Oh, honestly, right, if you thought that was a kiss,
22:54no wonder you're still single.
22:56Right, you be the judge.
23:00What's wrong with that?
23:01I can't believe you're telling him that kissed you.
23:04No, I'm not.
23:04I'm just...
23:05I'm kind of weird, but...
23:07I know there was nothing in it.
23:09Uh, hello?
23:10I am standing here.
23:13Okay.
23:13The thing is...
23:15I have been reading up.
23:18On...
23:19Dementia.
23:21Right?
23:21And...
23:21And...
23:22And I read that, you know, some people can...
23:27You know what?
23:29I'm sorry.
23:30Let's just forget it, all right?
23:31Forget it.
23:32No, no, no.
23:33I mean, I think it's great that you've been checking it out.
23:36Right?
23:37So go on.
23:38Some people can...
23:39Um...
23:39I'll tell you what.
23:40Why don't I leave you two experts...
23:43To discuss the patient, and I can just crack on and run my business.
23:49Yeah?
23:49Let me know what's...
23:51And I'm still capable.
23:54Deb, just wait.
23:55Wait a second.
23:56Wait.
23:56I was just...
23:57I was just trying to look out for a mate, that's all.
24:00Don't you worry, mate.
24:01It's all good.
24:02It's all good.
24:03I'm so sorry.
24:04No, please.
24:05I've got no one else to ask.
24:07Family?
24:07Oh, you're kidding.
24:09Look at that.
24:10We don't have that kind of money.
24:12Tim and I don't have that.
24:13You could get a loan.
24:15Maybe.
24:17But for this...
24:19Look, and even if I did,
24:21do you really think they're going to be able to get you off?
24:24I don't know.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Maybe I...
24:27Look,
24:28I can't let them lock me away without giving myself the best chance.
24:32My kids need me.
24:34God, please, Sam.
24:35I'm begging you.
24:38Logan, that's mad.
24:39The guy tried to kill you.
24:40It's doing her head in, not knowing.
24:42Yeah, I get that.
24:43She needs answers, Michael.
24:45Okay, well, even if he's got them,
24:46do you really think he's going to give them to you?
24:48You know, he has a better sip of money.
24:51Okay, well, I don't know.
24:52It's probably a scam.
24:53Something like, oh, he's just getting off on messing with your head.
24:56Yeah, well, that's just a risk I'm going to have to take.
24:57I mean, if he does know something,
24:59I can't just stand by while Lisa ties herself in knots, can I?
25:02And are you going to tell her?
25:06Seriously, Mrs. Connard,
25:08think about what you're doing.
25:23Believe me,
25:23if I had anyone else to turn,
25:25I'd want...
25:25Hey, have you got that?
25:29Don't say.
25:30No, that's what your mum might.
25:32Mum?
25:33Huh?
25:34No, no.
25:34Actually, I think we should go.
25:39I don't want to.
25:40I know you don't, sweetheart,
25:42but I think your mum needs to get some rest.
25:44We'll come again soon.
25:46Give it to her then.
25:49For you.
25:50Oh, well.
25:51Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
25:53It's lovely.
25:55Can you, um, can you take it for mummy?
25:57So I can see it when I get home.
25:59Yeah.
26:00Come in.
26:00You'll be good, yeah?
26:08Donnie, you're coming home.
26:10Soon.
26:10I promise.
26:12I'll love you.
26:13I'll love you too.
26:15Right, come on, sweethearts.
26:16Let's go.
26:17We'll come back again soon.
26:19Janice, come on.
26:20Janice, come on.
26:21Come on.
26:21I don't think you come from this thing as you can't deliver.
26:32You don't know that I can't.
26:33He meant well.
26:49Is that right?
26:51Why else would he take the time to bother to find out about the condition?
26:54Well, maybe he wanted to find out when I was likely to turn up for work without my trousers on.
27:02Come on, that's not fair.
27:04I think we're past thinking life's fair, don't you?
27:07Look, yeah, he got it wrong.
27:10And is this how it's going to be from now on, eh?
27:14People not being able to look at me without seeing dementia.
27:18You forget things, don't you?
27:20Rain forgets things.
27:23I know, but, um...
27:24This is why I didn't want to tell anyone.
27:27Because dealing with it on your own would be much easier.
27:31Yeah, actually, it would be, yeah.
27:33I just want to live me life, Ronnie.
27:35I want to be me.
27:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
27:38No one is ever going to stop you from doing that.
27:41Yeah, maybe not intentionally.
27:45Look, I've got work to do.
27:54Dad, don't worry about that.
28:01Paperwork's my job to do these days.
28:03Yeah.
28:03It's all good.
28:05Well, thank you.
28:08You know one thing I didn't miss while I was away, ma'am?
28:10Paperwork.
28:11But to be fair, there's a lot I did miss.
28:14You know, scintillating conversation with my son being one of them.
28:19So come on.
28:21Indulge me.
28:21Sit.
28:29So.
28:32Everything okay?
28:34Why wouldn't it be?
28:35Well, no, you tell me.
28:36You bet you said two words, but you said something back.
28:39I'm just knackered, Dad.
28:41Too many early mornings.
28:44You sure that's all it is?
28:46Because I read this article on the plane about B-12 deficiency.
28:49I'm sure, Dad.
28:50Please.
28:51Okay, fine.
28:53Don't bite my head off.
28:57But it's not about the robbery.
29:00Why would it be?
29:02Well, because it's a nice little thing.
29:04You're going to be completely understandable if he's shaking you up a bit.
29:06But I just want you to know that I'm dead proud of you, man.
29:08The way you stepped up, you know, handled the whole mess while I was away.
29:11It's just amazing.
29:12You're amazing.
29:14Dad.
29:14Yeah.
29:14About the robbery.
29:16Dev.
29:16Yeah.
29:17You need to get over to the kebab shop.
29:19Er, why?
29:21I don't know, but I think it might be urgent.
29:24Guys, urgent will be Chesney running down to his last carton of chilli sauce.
29:28So, tea anyone?
29:31Look, I don't need this grief, all right?
29:38I told you you'll get your money and you...
29:39Yes, by the end of the day.
29:42I've got it.
29:42Carl?
29:48What is it?
29:50What's happened?
29:52I've, erm...
29:53I've screwed up.
29:55You crushed a car, what?
29:57I wish.
30:00I'm in debt up to me eyeballs.
30:01Is this to do with your company?
30:05Well, the money I borrowed to keep it going, well, the people that got it from, they want
30:09it back, plus interest.
30:11Right, I'll watch.
30:13A lot.
30:14I'm hoping our Debbie's going to be good for it, but...
30:16Well, surely they'll wait until you can raise what you owe them.
30:18Yeah.
30:19Right.
30:20Right, who are these people?
30:21And did they do this to you?
30:22Abby, I'm not getting you involved.
30:24You don't know what I'm capable of, all right?
30:25Look, you...
30:30You've got to get the money, you've got to make this go away.
30:33Like, I couldn't bear it if...
30:35Hey, you're not going to get rid of me that easy.
30:47Ardy, you can't.
30:49But it doesn't feel right lying to him.
30:51Anyway, why would you want me to?
30:52Guys, this Sudoku is tricky.
30:57Smoke.
30:57I think I might have seen, um, you know, just a little bit of smoke.
31:02Just what?
31:03You know, from the kebab shop.
31:05Well, honey, why didn't you say...
31:08Well, um, you know, I might have got it wrong.
31:15Look, I know you are struggling, but I'm telling you, no good will come of this.
31:20Right, we can sort this out between ourselves.
31:25Believe me.
31:26It's for the best.
31:29Right.
31:31Roy wants me to lock up, so...
31:34I will see you later.
31:40OK, Ardy?
31:43OK.
31:44OK.
31:44OK.
31:50Nice to see me.
31:53Oh.
31:54Yeah.
31:56No bodyguard.
31:57Yes, I'll try to rubbish you.
32:01I get that you're annoyed that I told Ronnie.
32:03There was nothing to tell.
32:04Right.
32:05The stuff I read, right...
32:06Who asked you to do that?
32:11No, nobody.
32:12But I just thought...
32:13Well, Dawn, it's not your strong point.
32:16And in future, keep your sticky beak out of my business.
32:21But Dad, we work together, all right?
32:23And if you're going to do stuff because of your condition,
32:26then I want to know about it.
32:27I mean, you should want me to know about it.
32:29Who do you think you are, eh?
32:31A bloody carer?
32:32No, of course not.
32:34I'm damn right you're not.
32:37It's just...
32:38It's really common for people with what you've got to be in denial.
32:43I would be, all right?
32:44You must be terrifying.
32:45All I was trying to do...
32:46Empty your locker and leave.
32:48What?
32:49Leave.
32:50You'll be paid till the end of the month.
33:02So, if I time it just right, I should get home.
33:22It's just in time for the kids to be fed in the PJs
33:24and ready for a story.
33:26And there'll be a kebab warming for me in the oven.
33:29I'm telling you, that chest is a diamond in the rough.
33:33So is our Debbie.
33:35Oh, I know that.
33:37All right?
33:38Yeah, um, drink?
33:41I should be buying you one, actually.
33:43Ten.
33:45I'm gonna get some practice in.
33:47Yeah.
33:48I think you need it.
33:49Red wine, please, Laura.
33:50Oh, well, we're doing cocktails.
33:52You fancy change?
33:53I'm not a fan of change at the minute.
33:55All right, then.
33:57One red wine coming up.
33:59Sorry.
34:02I'm on your side.
34:04You know that, right?
34:05Yeah, I do.
34:06And, uh, Ryan, he was just looking out for you.
34:10Ryan was looking out for something he could stick a label on.
34:13Deborah.
34:14All right.
34:15Every time I forget a guest name or a room number,
34:18I'm thinking, is this it?
34:19Is this the dementia?
34:21It's like he said it.
34:22People forget things all the time, you know?
34:24I mean, it happens to everyone.
34:26Yeah, but I can't let it suck me in, can I?
34:28I can't see it as a death sentence.
34:30It's not.
34:30Because if I did, I wouldn't be able to cope.
34:32So when people around me start talking like it's already taken over...
34:36This thing is...
34:38It's a learning curve for both of us, you know?
34:42Yeah.
34:43Lucky you, eh?
34:45And I'm here.
34:47I'm not going anywhere.
34:49I'm not how stroppy you get.
34:53And, uh, Ryan's a good lad, you know?
34:54Um, I hope you didn't give them such a hard time.
34:58There you go.
35:00Thanks, Lauren.
35:02Cheers.
35:03Cheers.
35:06You're welcome.
35:07Allow me.
35:09I can get used to this.
35:11What can I say?
35:12I'm an old romantic, darling.
35:14I'll write me poetry next.
35:16But do you know what?
35:17If I didn't think it were totally rubbish, I would.
35:18I could quite fancy you done up as Lord Byron.
35:21Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
35:25Oh, no.
35:25Actually, that's the other bloke.
35:26Ah, Philistine.
35:28Right, I'm just going to pop to the, um...
35:30Oh.
35:42Theo?
35:44Come here.
35:46Get out and leave us alone.
35:49I just want to talk to you.
35:50I don't want to listen.
35:51Because you know what you're doing is a cardinal sin.
35:55An affront to God and his laws, for which you will go to hell.
36:00Look.
36:02I'm only thinking of you.
36:04Carry on as you are, and your soul will never be at peace.
36:09Please.
36:10Look, I'm, um...
36:12I'm starting a new group meeting.
36:15The first one's tomorrow.
36:16It's not too late, Theo.
36:31Right, another round?
36:32Actually, do you know what?
36:34I'm ready for off.
36:35Then shall we go?
36:36Yeah.
36:36Oh, well, just let me just...
36:38You're too new.
36:39No, eh.
36:41Listen, Debs, about that money.
36:44The money you said you were going to lend me.
36:49Got you there, didn't I?
36:50You tossed off a gun.
36:52Yeah, well, the thing is, if you could manage to transfer it, like, today, that would be brilliant.
36:56Blimey net, what are you like, you, eh?
36:58Always on last minute.
36:59Right, how much are we talking?
37:0150,000.
37:04You're joking, right?
37:05Do I look like I'm joking?
37:07I thought you meant a couple of grand or something.
37:09A couple of grand and I've organised a whip around.
37:12Yeah, but I can't get my hands on 50,000 pounds just like that.
37:15Well, you could when you were going to sink it into number six.
37:17Yeah, but that was an investment.
37:19Can't.
37:20This is serious money.
37:22What do you want it for?
37:23You know what, don't worry about it.
37:24I came to you first, but not a problem.
37:26Ready?
37:27Just hang on a minute.
37:28No, it's all right, you guys get off.
37:30Are you sure?
37:31Positive.
37:33All right.
37:36Sorry.
37:37See you later.
37:38See you later.
37:39You all right?
37:42Thank you, can you put it on the tab, please?
37:43Yeah, sure.
37:45Hardy must be proper gutted, you know, there's so much money to lose.
37:49Important thing, it wasn't hurt.
37:50Yeah, yeah, you're right, especially when you think about what happened to poor Craig.
37:54You may rest in peace.
37:59Honey?
38:01So, did you manage to persuade?
38:03No, he, uh, wants to just chill indoors.
38:06Hiya.
38:07Oh, I've been running round like a blue-bottom fly all day.
38:10Sit, honey, I'm getting the drinks.
38:13No hardy.
38:14Oh, he wants to stay at home.
38:15And yes, I did try and persuade him.
38:17Guys, I'm really worried about him.
38:20No, no, no, he just needs his own space, that's all.
38:22Oh, yeah, I've got free food.
38:24Now, this is your treat, isn't it?
38:27You know, maybe I should just take the paperwork off him again.
38:30You know, do the books and the banking.
38:31You can let him run the front of the shop.
38:32No, no, no, you can't do that.
38:34Why not?
38:34Well, it'll seem like you think he's not up to it.
38:38You know, and he's done a banging job since you've been away banging.
38:42Yes, this may be, but he's obviously not...
38:43Look, Dev, you can't just swoop in and start micromanaging him.
38:47But he needs to know that you trust him to run the place.
38:54You're right.
38:56Can we eat now?
38:57Because I'm starving.
38:58I know you.
38:59I wish you'd like.
39:02Right, sorry, hot pots all around, yeah?
39:04Yes, please.
39:05Oh, and by the way, there was no emergency at the kebab shop.
39:07Not unless you count some old lady complaining that the donors are getting smaller
39:10and they're threatening me with weights and measures.
39:13Sorry about that.
39:15My mistake.
39:16Silly me.
39:21Oh, hello.
39:26Hi.
39:26Hi.
39:27It's good, isn't it, that there's an upshot of you not being in work?
39:31Yeah, well, don't get too excited.
39:33It's just cod, french fries and mousse de petit pois.
39:36Oh, so just fish, chips and mushy peas then.
39:38Excellent.
39:40That's great.
39:45It's just my way of saying sorry.
39:47You know, for snapping.
39:49Must be the only person who has therapy sessions and ends up more stressed than before.
39:54Well, I doubt that.
39:56You know, unpacking stuff is difficult, isn't it?
39:59Not to mention painful.
40:02But even so, I shouldn't be lashing out on you of all people.
40:05Oh, don't be daft, it's what I'm here for.
40:06Well, no, Carla, it is not what you're here for, but thank you for making me feel a bit
40:10less of a cow.
40:12My pleasure.
40:15Anyway, you'll be pleased to know that from now on, I'm planning on putting all my energy
40:19and getting my career back on track.
40:20Uh, not all your energy, I hope.
40:25Seriously, I'm dead proud of you.
40:26You'll see.
40:28You work so hard.
40:30Yeah.
40:32Yeah, I have.
40:32Right, lady, there's a bubble bath in there waiting for you, so why don't you get in
40:38and I will nip to the chippy.
40:40Oh, lady.
40:40Well, chippy?
40:41I mean, you've not made it from scratch.
40:45Okay, now.
40:46Right, it won't be long.
40:47Okay, now.
41:18All right?
41:20Couldn't be better.
41:22You, uh, you want a drink?
41:24No, Tom.
41:25Kev's sorting out for you, then we're heading off.
41:28Right.
41:29You said you were going to meet Ronnie for a drink.
41:32Is everything all right?
41:33Yeah, I think he just needed to offload about Debbie.
41:36He's dead worried about saying and doing the wrong thing.
41:40Feeling his way through it all, probably.
41:43Yeah.
41:44Yeah.
41:46Debbie came in looking for him, so they seemed all right anyway.
41:49Did good, then.
41:51Proper little miracle work, I mean.
41:53What is it?
42:01Er, cold call.
42:04So not some men wanting money?
42:06No, it's all sorted.
42:07That, er, an old mate came up trumps, actually.
42:10So you're totally in the clear?
42:11Totally.
42:13I promise.
42:15All right.
42:16Well, I'd better get off.
42:19I'm going to miss you.
42:21Going to miss you, too.
42:22And an empty house.
42:42Looks like it's our lucky night.
42:45How about we, er, head straight upstairs and make the most of it?
42:49No TV blaring, no, er, Mary singing along to Mamma Mia.
42:55Do you know what, my, er, my stomach feels a bit funny.
42:59It just so happens that I've got a remedy for that.
43:02No, I'm serious, Todd.
43:04Right, what's up?
43:05And don't say you've had some dodgy prawns,
43:07cos you've been weird since we sat down to dinner.
43:09I don't know what you're talking about.
43:10I'm fine.
43:11Have I done something?
43:12No.
43:12No, look, I promise, I'm...
43:15I'm probably just a bit knackered,
43:17and I reckon lunch took it out of me.
43:20I'll tell you what, why don't you, er...
43:21why don't you stay at the telly or not make us a brew, eh?
43:25Not exactly what I had in mind, but...
43:27OK.
43:29Todd!
43:32Look, it...
43:33It's now to do with you.
43:35Do you know what, I, er...
43:42I think I need some, er...
43:45All right, well, I'm with you.
43:47No, no, it's, er, it's OK.
43:48All right.
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