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  • 7/22/2025
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00:01One, two, one, two...
00:03Is this enchanted profile picture working?
00:06You're so precious!
00:09Battle means getting your hands dirty!
00:12Ha! And what would you know about it?
00:14Hiding behind your fancy Tesla turrets,
00:16I'm the one actually throwing fists on the ground!
00:19Enough! You play however you like,
00:21and stop bullying each other!
00:23Ha ha! He's right!
00:25Remember the last run?
00:27I built so many Tesla Towers,
00:29the enemies never even saw my castle gates!
00:33Ah yes, the timeless tactic of build a big Tesla Tower!
00:37My methods are more... elegant!
00:41At least we make contact!
00:43You do realize not every problem can be solved with steel, right?
00:47Sometimes you have to... negotiate!
00:50Once the enemy just wanted a treaty,
00:52I gave them land and snacks!
00:56And they took your gold, your walls, and your dignity!
01:01Remember when I told the goblins I was a god?
01:04They joined my army!
01:06No treaties! I punch first!
01:08They can negotiate with the dirt!
01:10And listen to your advisors!
01:12They do help when things get tough!
01:15More resources, more spells!
01:17Who can say no?
01:19If one of them lets me hit harder, I'm in!
01:22So many dangers!
01:24So little time!
01:25No rain is the same!
01:27No boss plays fair!
01:29I die! I learn!
01:31I smash better next time!
01:33So, what kind of king will you be?
01:36B?
01:37We'll be watching!