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00:00:00I want the chocolate.
00:00:08I want the chocolate.
00:00:13I want the chocolate.
00:00:15It's the chocolate.
00:00:17It's the chocolate.
00:00:19How about you?
00:00:21It's a little bit.
00:00:23If you want to find the cost,
00:00:26you can get the chocolate.
00:00:28What are you doing?
00:00:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:00:32You're working with a little bit.
00:00:34You're not going to pay for it.
00:00:37You're going to pay for it.
00:00:39You're going to pay for it.
00:00:41What's the problem?
00:00:42You're going to pay for it.
00:00:44You're going to pay for it.
00:00:46You're going to pay for it.
00:00:49How do you pay for it?
00:00:51I'm going to pay for it.
00:00:56How do you do the chocolate?
00:00:59I'm if you do it.
00:01:00That's better.
00:01:02I know, I think…
00:01:03...it's better.
00:01:06You're going to pay for it.
00:01:07You're going to pay for it.
00:01:09I'm going to pay for it.
00:01:10But your chocolate is better.
00:01:11What?
00:01:13So, this is pretty cool.
00:01:14I like Jawa Madura.
00:01:17We can buy chocolate.
00:01:19This one is aimed.
00:01:20If you get order, you can catch it!
00:01:23You catch it very good.
00:01:24That's enough, we've already covered.
00:01:27No, don't you?
00:01:29Your friend is not good.
00:01:31How dark this is.
00:01:34Now, hold on.
00:01:38Oh, I'm trying to make a littlebar.
00:01:41How can I?
00:01:43Really nice fish to eat?
00:01:46I'm going to get some noise.
00:01:50You're going to get some noise.
00:01:53Here, it's a lot.
00:01:56The sound is enough.
00:02:01I'm going to get some noise.
00:02:05I'm going to get some noise.
00:02:08Oh
00:02:38Oh
00:03:08Sudah yuk
00:03:13Biar badan digede-gedein
00:03:14Tetap dan jaga kurus
00:03:16Ya kurus juga buat kurang makan
00:03:19Kurang apa?
00:03:21Ya kurang kemuka aja
00:03:22Dunia ini kalau gak ada orang kurus yang gak lengkap sir
00:03:28Bawel lu ah
00:03:30Harapan belum sudah ngurusin cewek yuk
00:03:39Kita apa gak terlalu pagi yuk
00:03:42Kita kan mau minji mobil dulu
00:03:44Langsung nantar mereka ke puncak
00:03:46Kita kasih kejutan sama calon mertua
00:03:48Selama ini kan kita dianggap remeh
00:03:51Sama calon mertua yang mata duitan itu mobil kita harus keren dulu yuk
00:03:55Terang dong
00:03:55Masih ira
00:03:56Rosak
00:03:57Abot
00:04:11Abot
00:04:13Abot
00:04:15Abot
00:04:22Kamala tuh anak ya
00:04:24I'm not here.
00:04:35What?
00:04:54Eh, kamu ini mau jadi apa?
00:04:57Percuma lima tahun babi Titipin sama Ente punya uak di Kuwait.
00:05:01Pulang-pulang cuma bisanya ngode buntut.
00:05:04Cari kerja kayak sana.
00:05:06Buat apa kerja?
00:05:07Usia muda harus diisi dengan kerja, usaha.
00:05:11Duit tidak akan jatuh dari langit.
00:05:14Nyangok.
00:05:15Persis, Fih.
00:05:16Fulus bukan jatuh dari langit, tapi dari aneh punya ngkong.
00:05:19Begitu ngkong out, Fafik kan ketipa warisan.
00:05:22Nah, buat apa aneh susah-susah cari kerja?
00:05:24Tunggu aja Fafik out.
00:05:26Ini semua kan jatuh sama aneh.
00:05:28Ih, Masya Allah.
00:05:30Anakku walat.
00:05:32Sudah sana, siapin mobil.
00:05:34Kita mau ngantar mami kamu ke Jakarta.
00:05:36Dia akan mengejar pesawat yang ke Surabaya siang ini.
00:05:39Bukannya kita mau jemput Ira dan Rostafik?
00:05:42Iya sekalian.
00:05:43Buruan sana.
00:05:48Kasian tuh anak.
00:05:50Jadi korban krisis teluk.
00:05:53Udah enak-enak ikut uaknya di Kuwait.
00:05:56Tapi untung dia masih bisa pulang.
00:05:59Cuma soknya belum hilang-hilang.
00:06:02Yuk, daripada telat semua.
00:06:06Kamu saja yang ambil mobil pinjaman.
00:06:08Dan jemput mereka.
00:06:09Aku langsung ke Om Gondok.
00:06:10Yang penting mana sih?
00:06:11Cewek apa Om lo?
00:06:12Kalau urusanku sudah beres aku nyusul.
00:06:15Om Gondokan mau berangkat yuk.
00:06:17Dia mau nitipin rumahnya.
00:06:18Lo ngantut ya?
00:06:32A little bit!
00:06:47It's crazy!
00:06:54Let's go!
00:06:59Yes!
00:07:02Oh
00:07:32Don't they don't come here
00:07:35Do you want to come here?
00:07:37If you don't come here
00:07:39Oh, I don't want to come here
00:07:41It's too hot
00:07:44If Kadir, it's so much time
00:07:48Come here
00:07:50Hi, how are you?
00:07:53Kadir, why not come here?
00:07:54When he's with me, he's phone with him
00:07:57He's still in trouble
00:07:59You can't get your phone
00:08:00Oh, that's it!
00:08:06Ayo, cepetan!
00:08:08Where are you?
00:08:09Oh, that's it!
00:08:11Ayo, cepetan!
00:08:12Come on, come on!
00:08:13Come on, come on!
00:08:14Don't go!
00:08:18Let's go!
00:08:20This one!
00:08:21This one!
00:08:22Ya?
00:08:24Why?
00:08:25Why?
00:08:26This one!
00:08:27This one!
00:08:29You must have случаi in the street
00:08:32How much if it rains?
00:08:33You're wearing a paw.
00:08:36Here, the paw itself!
00:08:38You should see the paw itself!
00:08:40All right, no.
00:08:41You're the master!
00:08:43You're the master!
00:08:45You're the master!
00:08:46You're the master!
00:08:47What's the master?
00:08:49What's the master?
00:08:50You're the master!
00:08:54What are you making?
00:08:56That's your master!
00:08:57Tukang ojek aja belagu
00:09:00Ini mas doyok, pi
00:09:01Doyoke, kodoke, gak peduli
00:09:03Oh, jadi kamu
00:09:07Gembel yang naksir anak saya
00:09:08Ngaca dong
00:09:10Silahkan, pak
00:09:27Bapak kira nak Bobby lupa datang
00:09:32Saya selalu ingat janji, pak
00:09:34Ya, siapa tahu
00:09:36Nak Bobby kan selalu sibuk
00:09:37Kurusan bisnis
00:09:39Enggak juga
00:09:40Ini siapa?
00:09:41Kamu ingat, yang dulu suka datang ke rumah
00:09:44Kalau mau lebaran haji, suka naparin kambing
00:09:47Yang suka bagi, bas
00:09:49Oh, busrok
00:09:51Eh, yang sopan dong
00:09:53Jangan sembarangan aja
00:09:54Dulu, waktu jualan kambing
00:09:57Namanya busrok
00:09:58Sekarang setelah jadi orang kaya
00:09:59Namanya Bobby
00:10:00Astagfirullah
00:10:02Ente betul-betul mulai rezeki
00:10:04Dulu buat gibas
00:10:05Sekarang buat BB Ben
00:10:06Abuk
00:10:07Gira
00:10:07Rosa, sini
00:10:08Masih ingat dia, enggak?
00:10:16Ingat enggak?
00:10:18Enggak
00:10:18Busrok
00:10:20Alias Bobby
00:10:21Dulu gibas
00:10:22Sekarang
00:10:23Merci
00:10:24Gila
00:10:25Enggak nyangka
00:10:26Berubah banget
00:10:27Aduh, apis gua
00:10:30Aduh
00:10:31Rosa
00:10:34Papi ketemu dia minggu yang lalu
00:10:36Makanya papi suruh dia datang ke sini
00:10:39Biar ketemu kalian
00:10:40Mampir dong ke rumah
00:10:44Ya
00:10:44Om sekarang jadi orang desa
00:10:48Pasti besok saya datang
00:10:51Tapi sekarang
00:10:55Saya pergi dulu
00:10:56Ada janji
00:10:57Permisi
00:10:59Silahkan
00:10:59Nyari suami
00:11:13Musti seperti dia
00:11:15Kawin sama gembel
00:11:17Paling dikasih makan batu
00:11:20Hm
00:11:20Papi kok berubah banget sih
00:11:26Dulu kok papi benci banget sama si busrok
00:11:28Benci dan senang itu masalah sikon
00:11:31Dulu dia masih gembel
00:11:33Cuma pedagang kambing musiman
00:11:36Namanya aja busrok
00:11:38Pantas dia tidak dianggap sebelah mata
00:11:41Lihat sekarang
00:11:44Tokainya aja
00:11:46Sudah enggak ada yang berani pegang
00:11:48Ayo masuk
00:11:50Kita pulang
00:11:51Jangan dikira gue nyerah
00:12:14Inti jual gue beli
00:12:16Gua mesti nyari dusungan nih
00:12:20Alah ini mobil ikut-ikutan
00:12:31Ngerjain gue
00:12:32Takut juga dia sama gue
00:12:37Sebel deh gue
00:12:51Liburan begini-begini aja
00:12:53Iya
00:12:54Payah nih
00:12:55Oba kemarin doyok jemputnya cepetan dikit
00:13:00Kan jadinya enggak kayak begini
00:13:03Tapi gue yakin
00:13:09Mereka pasti nyusulin
00:13:10Enggak bakalan
00:13:12Mana berani sih mereka ngadepin papi
00:13:14Ayo loh
00:13:19Ancuran-ancuran sekarang
00:13:21Enggak ada istilah menyerah
00:13:23Maju terus pantang mundur
00:13:25Ya pas
00:13:29Gua rudal loh
00:13:30Nampaknya juga boleh minjem
00:13:41Dapatnya cuma segini-gininya
00:13:44Teroris mulai unjuk gigi
00:13:58Sudah siap Fi
00:14:13Sudah siap Fi
00:14:13Sudah siap Fi
00:14:17Sudah siap Fi
00:14:21Kutal kutil
00:14:22Ya maklum lah
00:14:24Plak belum minjem
00:14:25Di pucuk
00:14:27Pahadik
00:14:29Waduh
00:14:37Gak enak nih
00:14:38Gua ganti ah
00:14:42Biar lebih seru
00:14:44Prang berlanjut
00:14:49Pokoknya gue pantang mundur
00:14:54Biarlah ku tanggung
00:15:01Berita asmara
00:15:03Biarlah ku tanggung
00:15:07Berita cinta
00:15:09Biarlah ku tanggung
00:15:16Aduh
00:15:16Anda kena sumfrok
00:15:18Teroris
00:15:29Teroris
00:15:35Haram zada
00:15:46Siang siang putang putang
00:15:48Eh itu kayak doyok
00:15:51Biaren aja
00:15:53Tapi perlu dikerjain sekali-sekali
00:15:55Abis galak hingga ketulungan
00:15:57Putang putang
00:15:59Putang putang
00:16:01Putang putang
00:16:03Putang putang
00:16:05chodzi
00:16:06nineteen
00:16:06Putang putang
00:16:07Putang
00:16:08Putang putang
00:16:08W͞
00:16:09Matikan itu
00:16:10Gak bisa
00:16:14Hah
00:16:14Enak kan aja
00:16:16oh
00:16:18oh
00:16:22oh
00:16:24oh
00:16:26oh
00:16:28and go
00:16:30go
00:16:32no
00:16:34thank you mister
00:16:36if that, I have to call a police
00:16:38police?
00:16:40this is the land
00:16:42I'm here today
00:16:44I want to see the bintang.
00:16:46Bintang matamu!
00:16:48You can see me.
00:16:50Because I can see you.
00:16:52You can see me.
00:16:54You can see me.
00:16:56I will come back to me.
00:16:58Kreativity of my work will be done.
00:17:00The opportunity to be created.
00:17:02You can see me.
00:17:04Do you want me?
00:17:06I will find another way.
00:17:10For you.
00:17:12For me, people are kaya.
00:17:14You can win.
00:17:16Hey!
00:17:20Hey!
00:17:22Hey!
00:17:24Hahaha!
00:17:26Duh!
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:30Nih!
00:17:32Hah!
00:17:34Uh!
00:17:36Awas!
00:17:48Kalau kalian ngasih hati sama layangan singit itu.
00:17:51Kalian tidak boleh sekolah lagi.
00:17:53Ayo masuk!
00:17:54Hehehe.
00:17:56Kelamaan tarik urat sama calon mertua.
00:17:58Jadi pengen pipis.
00:18:00Hehehe.
00:18:02Kelamaan tarik urat sama calon mertua.
00:18:04Jadi pengen pipis.
00:18:06Hehehe.
00:18:08Hehehe.
00:18:10Hehehe.
00:18:12Hehehe.
00:18:13Nah, ini dia.
00:18:14Hehehe
00:18:22Hehehe.
00:18:24Oh!
00:18:25Bayar lo!
00:18:27Aduh!
00:18:29Awas!
00:18:30Uh!
00:18:35Eh!
00:18:35Ah brengsek
00:18:37Astagfirullah
00:18:40Apa-apaan sih bud
00:18:42Ngagetin orang tua aja
00:18:45Fafi bisa bayangkan
00:18:46Anu punya hari masih di quiet
00:18:48Padahal mustinya
00:18:50Bulan depan Anu bisa kawin sama dia
00:18:52Tapi sekarang Anu punya friending finish
00:18:54Anu punya bisnis finish
00:18:56Tambahan lagi hingga si doyok
00:18:58Sialan itu Anu akan bikin
00:19:00Perhitungan sama dia
00:19:01Anu punya bisnis
00:19:31Let's go.
00:19:51It's not too late.
00:20:01Alhamdulillah.
00:20:22Ini, Yoke.
00:20:24Sorry ya, kejadian tadi siang.
00:20:26Gak apa-apa kok, kita malah seneng.
00:20:28Orang sangar kayak gitu.
00:20:29Sekali-sekali perlu juga loh di jahilin.
00:20:32Lagian papi orangnya mata duitan.
00:20:34Dia nilai orang dengan hartanya.
00:20:36Tapi gak usah takut.
00:20:38Aku gak akan mau sama si Busro.
00:20:40Biarpun sekarang namanya sudah popi.
00:20:41Cek, aku kan sayang kamu, Yoke.
00:20:46Tapi si Busro kan mau datang besok.
00:20:49Bokap lu pasti manasin gue lagi.
00:20:52Ini permainan gue kan gak sampai disini aja.
00:20:55Gue tingkatkan.
00:20:57Papi-papi Nd kan suka sama orang kaya.
00:20:59Kita ikutin aja.
00:21:01Kalau kamu tetap ngotot mau disini.
00:21:04Ajak-ajak dong, Kadir, sekalian.
00:21:07Aku kan kangen juga.
00:21:09Kangen, Yoke.
00:21:10Halo, Tadir disini.
00:21:24Oh, kamu yuk.
00:21:29Lagi mau minum obat nih.
00:21:32Lo habis makan petai ya?
00:21:33Iya, paunya kemari-mari.
00:21:37Eh, Rosa bilang.
00:21:40Dia kangen sama lo.
00:21:42Rosa bilang begitu.
00:21:46Ah, yang benar yuk.
00:21:49Masa gue bohong, Tem?
00:21:51Rosa minta lo datang besok.
00:21:53Benar.
00:21:54Sekalian bawa awal telat make-up komplit.
00:21:57Seperti kita main sandiwara 17-an di kelurahan dulu.
00:22:02Penting nih.
00:22:04Sebelum jam 10 besok malam,
00:22:05kamu harus dateng.
00:22:07Hah.
00:22:08Ya udah deh.
00:22:09Minum obat ambejennya.
00:22:10Boh.
00:22:11Kok tau kalau lo aku mau minum obat ambejen?
00:22:14Ya.
00:22:15Ya.
00:22:16Ya.
00:22:17Ya.
00:22:17Ya.
00:22:21Gasar, kembing, goros.
00:22:34Mana nih, Kadal Budok?
00:22:36Aduh.
00:22:41Udah hampir jam 10.
00:22:45Belum dongol juga.
00:22:49Ayo.
00:22:50Ayo.
00:22:50Ayo.
00:22:50Ayo.
00:22:50Ayo.
00:22:52Kaget gue.
00:22:53Cantung gue hampir copot.
00:22:55Gue kirain sih Harja.
00:22:58Nyari apa?
00:22:59Rosa mana?
00:23:00Pesanannya sudah cahaya bapak itu.
00:23:02Rosa memang minta lo dateng.
00:23:04Tapi soal pesanan,
00:23:07gue yang punya ide.
00:23:09Kamu puasa, yuk?
00:23:10Enggak.
00:23:11Emang kenapa?
00:23:13Napasmu baunya kayak orang yang sedang buasa.
00:23:16Cangkrik lo.
00:23:18Ide kamu itu apa, yuk?
00:23:20Siapa yang nanggap kita main ketupra di sini?
00:23:28Jelas kan?
00:23:29Aku mana sempat denger orang komismu nyumpel di telingaku.
00:23:34Rosa pacar lo mau dijodohin sama Orkay?
00:23:37Hah?
00:23:38Bandar kambing.
00:23:40Hmm.
00:23:41Awas kamu Harja.
00:23:43Beranin jodohin Rosa sama orang lain.
00:23:46Tak jelore jawamu.
00:23:47Hmm.
00:23:48Itu tuh rumahnya yang itu dir.
00:23:50Oh iya.
00:23:52Harja.
00:23:52Pokoknya kamu harus ikut petunjuk dan pengarahan saya.
00:23:58Strategi dalam persoalan ini merupakan bagian daripada saya.
00:24:04Sikonnya sudah matang.
00:24:05Kita harus segera bertindak.
00:24:08Agar supaya tidak kehilangan momentum.
00:24:11Tum.
00:24:11Tum.
00:29:11Ah, anak muda begitu kok dipanggil pak?
00:29:43Well, my name is Doyo, it's not the name of Doyo.
00:29:47He wants to stay married with a woman named Ira.
00:29:51That's it.
00:29:54I feel like I'm familiar with her.
00:29:57You know Doyo?
00:29:58Yes.
00:29:58You're a poor kid?
00:29:59Yes.
00:29:59You're a poor kid?
00:30:00Yes.
00:30:00You're a poor kid?
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:02You're a poor kid?
00:30:02Yes.
00:30:03Yes.
00:30:03Yes.
00:30:07That's really nice.
00:30:09Nice?
00:30:10That's the French word, sir.
00:30:13It means that you're a poor kid.
00:30:17The head of the head is only able to say yes.
00:30:20The head of the head is only able to say yes.
00:30:23The English word is yes, man.
00:30:30What's that, Fih?
00:30:31Call Doyo, Mari.
00:30:33Huh?
00:30:34Don't get angry.
00:30:35Hurry up, my name.
00:30:36Aduh!
00:30:39Payah.
00:30:40Baru suruh kerja sedikit, sudah kayak orang teler.
00:30:47Cepat!
00:30:50Abut itu masih shock.
00:30:51Waktu Irak nyerebu kuwait.
00:30:55Shock?
00:30:55Iya.
00:30:56Masukkan saja ke taman safari.
00:30:58Dia cocok untuk tontonan turis.
00:31:00Loncatnya saja sudah kayak kodok.
00:31:03Hehehe.
00:31:09Apaan sih?
00:31:13Loh?
00:31:13Bik.
00:31:15Kok ada di sini?
00:31:17Masuk.
00:31:25Maafkan Bapak ya, Nak Doyo.
00:31:27Bapak betul-betul nggak tahu kalau Nak Doyo anak orang kaya.
00:31:32Maaf.
00:31:33Ayo salaman sama orang tua.
00:31:38Ayo.
00:31:41Oke.
00:31:42Eh.
00:31:44Hah?
00:31:46Hah?
00:31:47Hah?
00:31:48Hah?
00:31:49Bud.
00:31:50Hah?
00:31:53Nggak apa-apa, nggak apa-apa.
00:31:55Saya nggak marah kok.
00:31:57Nggak, nggak marah.
00:32:01Maaf diterima.
00:32:02Kalau Ira boleh jadi istri saya.
00:32:05Oh, jadi Ira itu anaknya dia, tuh.
00:32:08Betul sekali, Pak Konglomerat.
00:32:09Hmm.
00:32:10Tapi Ira sudah punya calon suami.
00:32:13Bagaimana kalau dengan Rosa?
00:32:15Anak saya yang satu lagi.
00:32:18Dia juga cantik kok.
00:32:20Pokoknya begini.
00:32:23Cocok kalau dengan Nak Doyo.
00:32:25Nggak bisa.
00:32:26Rosa itu kan sudah punya pacar.
00:32:29Pak Konglomerat tahu dari mana?
00:32:31Iya.
00:32:32Dari mana ya?
00:32:33Dari anak saya, Doyo ini.
00:32:35Oh.
00:32:36Oh, cuekin saja.
00:32:39Yang mauinkan si Kadir.
00:32:41Persetan dengan gembel itu.
00:32:43Boh.
00:32:44Bapaknya Kadir itu sepupu saya.
00:32:47Jangan cembara.
00:32:48Jangan cembara.
00:32:48Muntan.
00:32:50Ya.
00:32:51Ada apa?
00:32:52Ada telepon untuk Pak Bobi di mobil dari istrinya.
00:32:56Apa?
00:32:57Jadi Bobi sudah punya istri?
00:32:59Punya anak?
00:33:01Iya, Pak.
00:33:04Bacingan.
00:33:06Awas kamu.
00:33:14Benar deh.
00:33:15Saya datang ke sini buat ngelamar Irako.
00:33:18Alah.
00:33:19Jangan gombal ah.
00:33:20Sumpah mampus.
00:33:21Mampus deh sana.
00:33:23Ring boy kelas gomba.
00:33:24Iya.
00:33:28Sain lu.
00:33:30Bohong.
00:33:34Kok ngurus bisnis datang ke sini?
00:33:36Sudah punya bini.
00:33:38Sudah punya anak.
00:33:39Ngaku perjaka.
00:33:41Buah jingan.
00:33:42Cepik.
00:33:43Mau apa lagi?
00:33:44Hah?
00:33:44Ayo masuk.
00:33:48Pak Bi ada kebutan.
00:33:50Rusa mana?
00:33:51Ada di dalam, Bi.
00:33:52Hah.
00:34:02Pak Busang.
00:34:05Maaf Pak Gondo.
00:34:06Oh, iya, iya.
00:34:08Ira.
00:34:09Ini calon mertuamu.
00:34:15I.R.C.U. Gondo.
00:34:16Ira.
00:34:17Panggil Rosa.
00:34:21Wah, maaf Pak Gondo.
00:34:23Bacingan itu betul-betul tengik.
00:34:25Untung belum terlambat.
00:34:27Hah.
00:34:28Keliatannya Ira memang jodoh nak doyok.
00:34:31Hah.
00:34:37Rosa.
00:34:38Ini Pak Gondo Wijoyo.
00:34:39Papinya doyok.
00:34:40I.R.C.U. Gondo.
00:34:41Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo.
00:34:43Ih, cantik anak sempean.
00:34:45Ini cocok dijodohkan dengan keponakan saya, Kadir.
00:34:49Kadir itu bebe tunggul.
00:34:51Bisa diambil keturunannya.
00:34:53Itu nanti kita bicarakan.
00:34:55Sekalian kita bicarakan soal uang yang bikin Pak Gondo pusing tadi.
00:35:01Permisi dulu ya, Om.
00:35:04Yuk.
00:35:07Supaya lebih santai, Pak Gondo nginep saja di sini.
00:35:12Dekat sini ada vila saya.
00:35:14Yang khusus saya sediakan bagi tamu-tamu terhormat saya.
00:35:18Boleh, boleh.
00:35:20Itu baru very good.
00:35:22Yuk, kempeng kamu bakar saja.
00:35:24Kamu ngeker bintang di vila.
00:35:26Ayo.
00:35:28Ente, menurut.
00:35:29Harap jadak.
00:35:30Ente mau cepat tipe, Pak Gondo.
00:35:31Ayo.
00:35:39Mau kemana, Bud?
00:35:40Ana menggunakan Pak Gondo.
00:35:42Dia pasti belum tidur sekarang.
00:35:43Eh, tunggu.
00:35:45Mau apa kamu ke sana?
00:35:47Mau minta modal buat buntut?
00:35:48Zaman sempat berubah, Fi.
00:35:51Sekarang, untuk mendapatkan banyak fulus,
00:35:54kita bisa main falas.
00:35:55Dan kita juga bisa main bursa efek.
00:35:57Jangan ganggu orang sedang istirahat.
00:36:00Apalagi kamu belum tahu seluk-beluk di pasar modal.
00:36:04Ana tahu betul, Fi.
00:36:05Asa itu pasar modal.
00:36:07Di sana, orang cari fulus,
00:36:09pakai fulus.
00:36:10Nggak usah.
00:36:12Kita main proyek yang safe saja.
00:36:15Begini.
00:36:16Kita suruh dia borong tanah di selatan perkebunan kita.
00:36:19Bikin lapang golf, hotel, dan panti pijat.
00:36:25Tirk, pakai ini.
00:36:27Udah gua lem.
00:36:29Sebentar lagi kecoa-kecoa itu nongol nawarin tanah kemari.
00:36:32Nggak bisa.
00:36:33Kamu yang neng seneng.
00:36:34Mukaku kocok kocok gatel semua.
00:36:36Kena lemku mesama jenggot sialan itu.
00:36:39Kebalaku nyut-nyut.
00:36:40Kepanasan kebungku sama wig brengsek itu.
00:36:43Ya, ini demi perjuangan untuk merebut Ira sama Rosa.
00:36:48Jangan putus asa dulu.
00:36:51Itu pasti mereka.
00:36:55Udah, Fi, rek aja.
00:37:00Pak Harja.
00:37:01Pak, cepat ante aku.
00:37:05Ini punya aku.
00:37:12Assalamualaikum.
00:37:14Kamu harus ngantri.
00:37:16Bengsek.
00:37:18Tempat sendiri disuruh antri.
00:37:20Seperti naik kereta mau mudik lebaran.
00:37:25Eh.
00:37:25Eh.
00:37:26Belajar dong.
00:37:28Enak aja.
00:37:29Saya kan datang duluan.
00:37:35Antri dong.
00:37:38Dua menit, baru boleh masuk.
00:37:40Masya Allah.
00:37:43Bisnis macam apa ini?
00:37:45Fuh.
00:37:46Tanah warisan saya itu luas sekali.
00:37:49Dan letaknya, hmm, strategis.
00:37:52Kalau dibangun lapangan golf, hotel, kolam renang, panti pijat, pasti untung.
00:37:58Hmm.
00:37:59Sebab itu berarti turut menggalakan pariwisata?
00:38:03Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo.
00:38:05Ay, kagum sekali sama you punya ide.
00:38:08Ya.
00:38:09Itu tul betul ide cemerlang.
00:38:13Luar biasa.
00:38:15Terima kasih atas tanggapan Pak Kong Lomerat.
00:38:18Ya.
00:38:19Dan saya minta dukungan dana.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:24Buat melaksanakan proyek itu.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:27Gak boleh gitu dong.
00:38:30Gak bisa.
00:38:32Harus minta izin dulu.
00:38:34Eh.
00:38:36Minta izin sama siapa?
00:38:38Ya sama papi saya dong.
00:38:41Tapi, papi saya tidak bakalan beri izin.
00:38:44Sebab saya juga punya ide proyek yang kayak begitu.
00:38:49You bikin proyek yang lain aja.
00:38:51Betul itu.
00:38:53Anak saya memang betul.
00:38:54Kita buka bangsa aja.
00:38:57Nanti kita bisa main falas.
00:39:00Bagus.
00:39:01Itu perlu dicatat, yo.
00:39:03Gak usah.
00:39:05Bahaya.
00:39:06Kalau untung,
00:39:08dia bisa makan diem-diem.
00:39:10Tapi kalau jeblok,
00:39:12kita yang nombokin.
00:39:13Sekarang bagaimana pertimbangan Pak Gondo?
00:39:17Itu terserah sama anak saya.
00:39:20Sebab,
00:39:21nanti dia yang akan jadi ahli waris.
00:39:25Coba yu-yu.
00:39:26Cari ide lain.
00:39:28Saya mau setoran kecil ke kamar mandi.
00:39:31Silahkan, Pak. Silahkan.
00:39:32Si Doyok hal yang tidak ada ini, Fi.
00:39:43Farlu kita singkirkan.
00:39:45Dia biang keloknya.
00:39:46Jangan.
00:39:47Jangan bunuh.
00:39:48Astagfirullah.
00:39:49Emangnya anak gila men bunuh orang.
00:39:51Ayo.
00:39:52Si Bisi apa ini?
00:39:56Saya setuju dengan sikap nak Doyok.
00:39:59Nak Doyok itu memang kritis.
00:40:01Ton.
00:40:02Saya memang belum sempat membuat perhitungan matang.
00:40:08Kenapa harus matang?
00:40:10Soalnya Ira dan Rosa sedang libur.
00:40:13Jadi saya harus memperhatikan mereka.
00:40:16Saya nggak bisa konsentrasi.
00:40:18Kalau nak Doyok setuju,
00:40:21ajak mereka piknik.
00:40:23Kemana saja kalian mau.
00:40:25Pokoknya,
00:40:26soal biaya,
00:40:28Bapak yang tanggung.
00:40:30Kalau mau pakai mobil Bapak,
00:40:32silahkan.
00:40:36Boleh, boleh.
00:40:38Tidak ada jeleknya.
00:40:40Refreshing.
00:40:41Kalau begitu,
00:40:43saya akan suruh Ira dan Rosa siap-siap.
00:40:47Bud, let's go.
00:40:49Ihi.
00:41:02Ihi.
00:41:02Ihi.
00:41:03I told Papi to go to sleep with a dayok
00:41:14But it's funny
00:41:15But it's funny
00:41:19When we finished the holiday in Jakarta, we asked to go home
00:41:22We wanted to get home
00:41:24Now we asked to go to sleep
00:41:26Why?
00:41:28I don't want
00:41:29If I go to, I want to go
00:41:31Papi, Papi, ngasih nggak?
00:41:34Udah nggak usah mikir
00:41:35Biar doyok yang atur
00:41:37Pokoknya bakal asik deh
00:41:38Kita ke pelabuhan ratu aja
00:41:40Asik kan?
00:41:42Kamu yang asik
00:41:43Aku cuma bisa ngeliat rusak saja
00:41:46Nggak bisa cium dia
00:41:47Takut ketahuan
00:41:48Korban dikit kenapa sih?
00:41:52Hitungan amat sama temen
00:41:53Nanti kalau gua udah sip
00:41:55Ganti gua bantuin lu
00:41:56Aduh
00:41:59Bocer lu dir
00:42:01Gila kau mudir
00:42:22Bokap gua sampe percaya seratus persen
00:42:24Kamu kong lomerat
00:42:25Wisyo, bubar kambe
00:42:27Kenapa sih bubar?
00:42:28Justru dari sekarang
00:42:29Kita harus meningkatkan permainan
00:42:31Ya nggak?
00:42:32Betul
00:42:32Papi pikir-pikir
00:42:34Untuk apa buang-buang uang?
00:42:37Untuk biaya piknik si codot itu
00:42:39Belum tentu
00:42:41Bapaknya mau terima proyek kita
00:42:43Di sejama sekarang
00:42:45Harus berani, Fi
00:42:46Main fulus
00:42:47Harus pakai fulus
00:42:48Yang jadi problem kan
00:42:51Si doyak halam jada itu, Fi
00:42:53Besok
00:42:55Begitu dia pergi
00:42:56Dengan ilah dan rosa
00:42:57Kita usulkan proyek
00:42:58Terus langsung mencafak gondor tanah tangan
00:43:00Di atas, Segel
00:43:01Pergi dulu ya, Fi
00:43:12Nggak apa, Fi
00:43:14Wah, wah
00:43:19Calon mantu bapak tambah ganteng
00:43:22Bayok pergi dulu ya, Fi
00:43:23Hati-hati
00:43:24Jangan ngebut
00:43:25Tid, Fi
00:43:26Nggak baik
00:43:27Membiarkan anak muda pergi sendirian
00:43:29Tanpa pengawalan orang tua
00:43:31Bahaya itu
00:43:32Semua gara-gara kamu
00:43:44Mancing duit
00:43:45Pakai duit
00:43:45Sekarang
00:43:46Ikan dan umpanya
00:43:48Kabur semua
00:43:49Anak kuala
00:43:50Cok pinter
00:43:51Kisir-kisir
00:44:08Tia nona
00:44:09Di siung kuda
00:44:10Nae den manjalannya
00:44:13Noten-noten
00:44:15Babe nona
00:44:17Orangnya
00:44:18Sesengah jilan
00:44:20Anak bacaran
00:44:22Maunya
00:44:22Kote-kotan
00:44:24Tid, Tid
00:44:27Cuk pinter
00:44:28Namut Ane
00:44:29Karena ini
00:44:31Ya abang
00:44:32Tid, Tid
00:44:32Aie
00:44:33Kesan kesir
00:44:36Di dalam
00:44:36Hati abang
00:44:39Pak Kuti abang
00:44:40Kempergok
00:44:41Ya, Babe Ane
00:44:42Tid
00:44:44Jangan-jangan
00:44:45Babe-nya ngebutin
00:44:46Tid
00:44:46Beran ikut
00:44:47Jangan dong
00:44:51Itu kan
00:44:51Babe-nya kita
00:44:52Jangan dong
00:44:55Tid, Tid
00:45:22You're so sweet and sweet, you're so sweet
00:45:25It's a sweet, it's a sweet, sweet
00:45:29Shabbat
00:45:31Papaya, mangak pisang jambu
00:45:42Di bawah dari pasar itu
00:45:47Di tanah banyak penjualnya
00:45:52Di situ banyak pembelinya
00:45:56Di abang datang naik lembu
00:46:01Kitanya jadi pada keku
00:46:05Rasanya saya orang kaya
00:46:10Padahal cuma nyaman aja
00:46:17Kicir-kicir ya nona
00:46:29Di siung kuda
00:46:30Naik delman jalannya
00:46:34Lusen-dutan
00:46:35Papi nona orangnya
00:46:38Setengah gila
00:46:40Anak pacaran maunya
00:46:43Kote-kote
00:46:44Kicir-kicir
00:46:47Kucing rambut ayek
00:46:49Karena ini ayek
00:46:52Kucing rambut ayek
00:46:54Ketar-ketar di dalam hati abang
00:46:58Takut si abang
00:47:00Terpelgo punya babi ayek
00:47:03Yo berarti penyamaran kita ini berhasil
00:47:07Siapa dong
00:47:08Terang-terangnya
00:47:09Kalau bukan gue
00:47:10Berhasil nih
00:47:13Cicir-kicir
00:47:14Kucing rambut
00:47:15Cicir-kicir
00:47:16Cicir-kicir
00:47:17Cicir-kicir
00:47:17Cicir-kicir
00:47:18Kucing rambut ayek
00:47:20Kocing rambut ayek
00:47:21Takut si abang
00:47:22Terang-terangnya
00:47:22Cicir-kicir
00:47:23Cicir-kicir
00:47:24Cicir-kicir
00:47:24Jalan-jalan sama-sama
00:47:27Biap cerit
00:47:29Tapi kamu tetap sama
00:47:31Kocing rambut ayek
00:47:34Kocing rambut ayek
00:47:34Dan gua sepot
00:47:36Kocing rambut ayek
00:47:37Kocing rambut ayek
00:47:38Cicir-kocing rambut ayek
00:47:39Kocing rambut ayek
00:48:10Aduh, buruan nih. Udah berat nih. Aduh, plastik diurusin.
00:48:27Dapat tahu bom waktu dari teluknya cari kemari.
00:48:34Oke.
00:48:37Kok digantauin?
00:48:38Biar cepat matang.
00:48:41Gantian ya.
00:48:42Oh, iya.
00:48:43Bisa, ya.
00:48:44Sano.
00:48:45Ayo, ambil fokus aja yang baik.
00:48:48Ayo, Clay.
00:48:50Awas.
00:48:51Aduh, naik, naik.
00:48:54Tidak dapat nih. Kurang mundur.
00:48:56Ya.
00:48:58Lagi.
00:48:59Ah.
00:49:01Udah nggak bisa nih.
00:49:02Kamu saja yang mundur.
00:49:04Uh-uh.
00:49:04Oh ya, oke.
00:49:06Aduh.
00:49:10Aku yang botret, kamu yang action.
00:49:11Hahaha.
00:49:13Hehehe.
00:49:14Hehehe.
00:49:14Hehehe.
00:49:14Hehehe.
00:49:14Hehehe.
00:49:15Hehehe.
00:49:15Hehehe.
00:49:16Hehehe.
00:49:16Hehehe.
00:49:17Hehehe.
00:49:17Hehehe.
00:49:23Gimana kalau besok kita nyewa bot, terus pergi ke pantai Carita?
00:49:26Kalau aku setuju banget itu.
00:49:28Kenapa yang ke Carita cuma jalan-jalan di pantai doang?
00:49:32Di sini pantainya juga yahut.
00:49:34Biar lebih asik, kita ke sana sambil mancing.
00:49:38Mancing?
00:49:39Emang lu bisa?
00:49:40Jangan menghina.
00:49:41Ayo, Taruhan.
00:49:43Siapa yang bisa mancing ikan paling besar?
00:49:46Taruhannya apa?
00:49:47Nah, kalau aku sama Kadri menang, kita ke Carita.
00:49:49Tapi kalau kalah, kita ngikutin kamu.
00:49:51Tapi yang kalah harus bayar 500 ribu.
00:49:54Setuju nggak?
00:49:55Setuju nggak?
00:49:57Setuju.
00:49:59Kita mancingnya pakai bot sendiri.
00:50:01Bagaimana kamu?
00:50:02Oke.
00:50:03Kenapa?
00:50:04Takut kalah.
00:50:05Ah, aku takut ke lo kamu yang kalah.
00:50:08Ayo.
00:50:09Ih.
00:50:11Minta double kuncinya ya.
00:50:14Tunggu, tunggu.
00:50:16Tunggungnya tuker deh.
00:50:18Biar sama-sama enak keluar masuk.
00:50:19Ya.
00:50:26Emangnya kamu benar-benar bisa mancing?
00:50:29Daripada kita ke Carita,
00:50:31gue bisa pingsan mabuk laut.
00:50:33Eh.
00:50:33Kenapa?
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