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MY VERY ROYAL ROMANCE
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00:00:00Oh my god. Henley. Oh god. Oh my god. You're covered in coffee. Oh yeah of course. I came as soon as I got mom's message. What happened? I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track. It's no big deal. You had me so worried. It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off. You're right. You know what? Let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay? I'm afraid it's the situation. Mom? I'm sorry. The doctor has some bad news. What? I'm sorry. Your sister has leukemia. Our insurance has expired. There's no way we could pay for her treatment. Don't worry. I'll figure something out. You just go and look after Henley for a moment. Okay? Okay. Okay?
00:01:00Oh my god. What am I going to do? I'm only on minimum wage. There are other ways to pay. Tell me. Are you single? What? What's that got to do with anything? It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order. Ride service?
00:01:39Hello?
00:01:40You got your best dress, Harry Douglas. We found you a bidder.
00:01:44Oh my god.
00:02:14Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:44Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your Majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:27I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:04I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14You are to find a new bride.
00:04:44Harry Douglas.
00:04:48Spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:54Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:05:00You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:05No, I'm sorry.
00:05:06I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:07Mom?
00:05:07You're a highness.
00:05:08Your highness.
00:05:14Prince Edward.
00:05:22His royal highness, Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia.
00:05:26That's your service.
00:05:27Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:33This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a mail-order bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart.
00:05:41Beautiful.
00:05:42Talented.
00:05:44But you're hiding something.
00:05:46You don't want money.
00:05:47You need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like
00:05:56all the rest?
00:06:00You have a great day, your highness.
00:06:10Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:13No.
00:06:16Follow her.
00:06:23How are you feeling, Tal?
00:06:24Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:27We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:33I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:36What?
00:06:37Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:41Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:44No, it's all right.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:51Could I have a word outside?
00:07:04You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:07Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:08If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:12Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:24What now?
00:07:43I love you, sis.
00:07:55Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08So he just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:12But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:18It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to, and fast.
00:08:22Your new life starts now.
00:08:26Mum, this is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:41Oh, hi.
00:08:41Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52My God.
00:09:03Did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:12God, I'm sorry.
00:09:15Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:19So, you're the famous Ari Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dad, but, um...
00:09:33Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:36Run away before the wedding.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:39Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:00Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:23Bye, greetings, guys.
00:10:25Bye, greetings, peace.
00:10:26Bye,ücksיצics, what you want to do?
00:10:26Oh,placeils.
00:10:27Bye, tease.
00:10:28Bye,ücksicks, what기,張 côté realm of crisis.
00:10:29Bye,ancesics, what you want to do?
00:10:30Bye, thanks, everybody.
00:10:30Bye, thanks, Steve.
00:10:31Bye,asha, thanks.
00:10:31From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:45Yes, queen! Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:04I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:06Let's drop those heels.
00:11:15Don't you ever find a savage?
00:11:21Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:24You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:28She'll be gone as soon as he gets borrowed of fucking a present.
00:11:39Go away!
00:11:45So this is true?
00:11:58Who are you?
00:12:00Your predecessor.
00:12:06You have a very pretty face.
00:12:09If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:14Is that a threat?
00:12:16No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:18Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:31And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:36Harry?
00:12:42Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:46Harry?
00:12:50Harry?
00:13:05Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:11My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:14That's great, hen.
00:13:15I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:18Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:22Love you.
00:13:27Harry?
00:13:28Harry?
00:13:29Harry?
00:13:30Harry?
00:13:31Harry?
00:13:32It's a big day.
00:13:33Harry?
00:13:34OK.
00:13:36Let's get this over with.
00:13:37Let's get this over with.
00:14:02You look radiant.
00:14:07I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:11My father is...
00:14:12I'm just doing this for Henny.
00:14:14Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:20Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:23Ahri, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:30With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit and my soul.
00:14:39Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:45Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:52I do.
00:14:53And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:58I do.
00:14:59And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:08You may kiss the bride.
00:15:10Arrest that man!
00:15:11Arrest that man!
00:15:12Arrest that man!
00:15:13What's the meaning of this?
00:15:14You know exactly what you did, you bastard!
00:15:15Explain yourself!
00:15:16Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:20What fiancé?
00:15:21Princess Dima.
00:15:22Princess Dima.
00:15:23Princess Dima.
00:15:24I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:25And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:26That is a lie!
00:15:27What's the meaning of this?
00:15:28What's the meaning of this?
00:15:29You know exactly what you did, you bastard!
00:15:30Explain yourself!
00:15:31Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:36What fiancé?
00:15:37Princess Dima.
00:15:38I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:48And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:51That is a lie!
00:15:52Take him away!
00:15:54You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:58Ari?
00:15:59Ari?
00:16:01Ari!
00:16:03Ari!
00:16:04Ari!
00:16:11Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:13You scoundrel!
00:16:16It was you that put those Brutus on Dima.
00:16:19What do you care?
00:16:20Besides, you've got your American Barbie Princess now anyway.
00:16:22What happened to you?
00:16:23We used to be like brothers.
00:16:24If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:25I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:27Discredit me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:28It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:29My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:30He was the younger twin!
00:16:31By what?
00:16:32Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:33Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:38And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense.
00:16:39I am.
00:16:40But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:41Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:16:43They won't stand anyway.
00:16:44Oh, they will.
00:16:45I have every High Court judge in my house which is it!
00:16:46If you had a child...
00:16:47If you were a child...
00:16:48If you were a child you could her like...
00:16:49Okay.
00:16:50All of us can.
00:16:51Do not try that soon.
00:16:52Do not try that soon.
00:16:53Because your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:54And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:59I am.
00:17:01But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:04Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:08They won't stand anyway.
00:17:09Oh, they will.
00:17:12I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:16If you even try and take this to trial,
00:17:20I will ruin you.
00:17:42You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:55Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:12I'll see you next time.
00:18:42It's going to take some getting used to.
00:19:03It's an honor to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:06I wish I could say the same.
00:19:09It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:11Sign this.
00:19:15An annulment agreement?
00:19:17Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet
00:19:20due to my son's situation.
00:19:23Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:27I can't.
00:19:28You can and you will.
00:19:31No.
00:19:32Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancelled tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:37But if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:47This feels wrong.
00:19:49Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:52Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:57You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown, so I did.
00:20:06The girls are commoner.
00:20:07No, father.
00:20:08She is my wife.
00:20:09I will not let you change that.
00:20:13I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:14I don't want your apologies.
00:20:17I want the truth.
00:20:18Did you hurt Princess Demon?
00:20:19I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:20I don't want your apologies.
00:20:21I want the truth.
00:20:23Did you hurt Princess Demon?
00:20:24No.
00:20:25No.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27No.
00:20:28Okay, hey, we killed two of our children a lot.
00:20:30Short, the lord won't let celebrate this, all rise.
00:20:44It went there, uh...
00:20:51My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:55Why should I believe you?
00:20:59Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:01I don't know.
00:21:03I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:08When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:13And then I found you.
00:21:15We apparently know each other.
00:21:17Then give me a chance.
00:21:21I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:24And it resonated with me because...
00:21:28I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:33Oh, Edward.
00:21:35Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:39And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:43I'm innocent.
00:21:46Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:51I never kissed the bride.
00:22:06It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:10Wow.
00:22:11This hospital is amazing.
00:22:12I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:25I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:26Mom?
00:22:27Mom?
00:22:28Mom?
00:22:29What's wrong?
00:22:30I'm sorry.
00:22:31At least in a coma.
00:22:33I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:37I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:45Mom? Mom?
00:22:49What's wrong?
00:22:53I'm at least in a coma.
00:23:03So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:13It wasn't like that.
00:23:15A big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:19Edward is paying for him these treatments.
00:23:21He's the reason she's in this hospital.
00:23:23Why? What does he get out of it?
00:23:27Me.
00:23:29Who sold yourself to him?
00:23:31Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:33Friendly, Mom. Friendly.
00:23:43This is Dr. Mortimer.
00:23:45My private physician.
00:23:47I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:51It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:54Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:58Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:24:00I don't even know this person.
00:24:02She could be a quack.
00:24:03If Edward trusts her, then so do I.
00:24:07We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:24Mom?
00:24:25Sweetheart, here.
00:24:26Have some water.
00:24:27He hasn't left your side.
00:24:32I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:35I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:39And they...
00:24:40She's still sleeping.
00:24:42But the surgery was a success.
00:24:44I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:47I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:49Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:52What they're saying about him.
00:24:55In the papers.
00:24:57It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:59Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:25:01Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:25:02I can't believe her.
00:25:03The doctor.
00:25:04Ari's awake.
00:25:05Aaaaaah!
00:25:06Aaaaaah!
00:25:07Aaaaaah!
00:25:08Ever!
00:25:09Aaaaaah!
00:25:10Ever!
00:25:11Aaaaaah!
00:25:12Aaaaaah!
00:25:13Aaaaaah!
00:25:14Ever!
00:25:15Aaaaaah!
00:25:16Aaaaaah!
00:25:17Aaaaaah!
00:25:18Aaaaaah!
00:25:19Aaaaaah!
00:25:20Aaaaaah!
00:25:21Aaaaaah!
00:25:22Edward!
00:25:26Edward!
00:25:40Edward!
00:25:49Fucking drop him, Pop!
00:25:52I'm not your pal.
00:26:00That wasn't very nice.
00:26:02Field trip's over.
00:26:04We need to get you and the princess to a safe house now.
00:26:08I'm not your pal.
00:26:10That wasn't very nice.
00:26:12Field trip's over.
00:26:14We need to get you and the princess to a safe house now.
00:26:16How are you feeling now?
00:26:22Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:24They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:26He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:30Try to push out your mind.
00:26:32I can't.
00:26:34I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:36And I nearly lost you.
00:26:38You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:40Why?
00:26:42You know why?
00:26:44You know why?
00:26:46I can't.
00:26:48I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:52And I can't.
00:26:53I can't.
00:26:54I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:56I can't.
00:26:57I can't.
00:26:58I can't.
00:26:59I can't.
00:27:00I can't.
00:27:01I can't.
00:27:02Say it, Laurie.
00:27:08Say it.
00:27:10Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:15And I can't let you go.
00:27:32I love you.
00:28:02I love you.
00:28:10Hello.
00:28:11Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:14Oh, wow.
00:28:16Again?
00:28:17Yeah, well, he was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to leave.
00:28:26Percy.
00:28:28So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:31Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:34But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:36Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:39Well, that could be difficult.
00:28:40He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:42Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:43Marcus.
00:28:53I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakwall when I was a boy.
00:29:02It was my mother's favorite place.
00:29:06No wonder.
00:29:08It's beautiful.
00:29:16Can I help you, sir?
00:29:17I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Aria on their honeymoon.
00:29:21Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:23The lady is not.
00:29:24Excuse me?
00:29:27King's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:28He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:31How dare you question my wife to just, Missy?
00:29:37I'll have you discharged.
00:29:39I'll deal with this.
00:29:45Let us through, lad.
00:29:46That's an order.
00:29:47Your order doesn't outtrack the King's.
00:29:50Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:52There's currently a threat on the lives of both the Prince and the Princess.
00:29:55Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:30:03Oh, easy.
00:30:06I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:07This is outrageous.
00:30:09Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:12Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:25Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, Kate.
00:30:33You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:30:53It feels more, I don't know.
00:30:57Like home.
00:30:58Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres, and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:31:05Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:09Every Christmas, we used to put a play on for the adults.
00:31:13Aw, will you be the pound?
00:31:15One year.
00:31:16And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:21Oh.
00:31:22Oh.
00:31:26Prince Charming.
00:31:28At your service, me lady.
00:31:32Oh, my hero.
00:31:38It suits you.
00:31:41Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:44Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:49Ah.
00:31:51Another family tradition.
00:31:53My first kill, in fact.
00:31:55Wait, you killed this stag?
00:32:02Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:04Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:06Well, no, it's heritage.
00:32:09There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:14Oh, really?
00:32:15And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:17You're being ridiculous.
00:32:20Me?
00:32:21I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:26No, we don't butcher them.
00:32:28We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:31Your game.
00:32:33Your game.
00:32:34If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:38God, how could I have been so wrong about you?
00:32:41What does that mean?
00:32:42You're just like one of them.
00:32:43A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:47You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:51Killing things to impress people?
00:32:53It's horrible.
00:32:54Beg your pardon?
00:32:55Not now, Percy.
00:32:56Not now, Percy.
00:32:57Apologies, your highnesses.
00:32:58But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:33:03How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:33:05See for yourself.
00:33:13Edward has to face justice.
00:33:15We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:18The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:22And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:24There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:26Darling?
00:33:28He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Ari Douglas.
00:33:36How dare they?
00:33:38These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:41We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:46A persuasive argument.
00:33:48Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:50You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:34:00You really believe the accusations?
00:34:02Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:34:05I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:10Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:13No.
00:34:18Ari is my wife.
00:34:21Now and forever.
00:34:22So be it.
00:34:26Your marriage stands.
00:34:27You honor me, father.
00:34:29I'm not only father to you.
00:34:31I'm father to this nation.
00:34:34And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:38Xavier.
00:34:39You shall be my successor.
00:34:42And the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:44You can't do that.
00:34:50It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:53No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:57It's not about what you want.
00:34:59We're at war with your cousin.
00:35:01And maybe with Lathena soon too.
00:35:03We need a show of strength.
00:35:05Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:08That's a show of strength?
00:35:09It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:12Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:16You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:23Are you blind?
00:35:28Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:30What are you talking about now?
00:35:33I won't marry.
00:35:36I won't have an heir.
00:35:38And I won't be king.
00:35:41Because I'm gay.
00:35:42The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:49It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:35:51I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:56What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:59You know, that's a good question.
00:36:01You have two incredible brave sons.
00:36:04But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:36:06I'm warning you, father.
00:36:08No, honestly, it's okay.
00:36:10I've got this.
00:36:11You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:14I'm not.
00:36:15I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:16You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:20And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:24And now, honestly, I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:32You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:34You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:56What's this?
00:36:57Oh, that's black pudding.
00:37:00It's, um, made from blood.
00:37:04You don't have to eat it.
00:37:06No, no, no, it's fine.
00:37:08I'll try it.
00:37:11Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing.
00:37:16After our argument with your dad, I kind of, I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:22It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:25I appreciate that.
00:37:27And, um, what you said to him, too.
00:37:42Morning.
00:37:45The king has arranged for Princess Ari to make her first public appearance.
00:37:49What?
00:37:50He said, and I quote, um, put that girl on TV.
00:37:54She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:56He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:38:00Well, that is great news.
00:38:02He did have one stipulation.
00:38:04You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:07And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:10Princess Ariana.
00:38:22Princess Ariana.
00:38:23Princess Ariana.
00:38:27Forgive me.
00:38:31My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:35Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies accepted.
00:38:40Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:44So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:47Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:50That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, Your Majesty.
00:38:53The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:55And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:57I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:39:04Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:08Notice her posture.
00:39:09Her poise.
00:39:11As though you have an iron rod of your back.
00:39:16This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:19Repeat after.
00:39:20My husband and I would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas.
00:39:28Well, you said all the words in with the right order.
00:39:30What was she like?
00:39:35A lot like you.
00:39:37She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:40Her charity work was her life.
00:39:43Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:46And you?
00:39:51It's never been the same without her.
00:39:54She's an inspiration.
00:40:02Yes.
00:40:03Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:40:10Good evening.
00:40:11Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:15Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:17Good evening.
00:40:19Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:22Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:25We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:27Edward found that very serendipitous.
00:40:31Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:34No, that is not true.
00:40:36So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:38She was misinformed.
00:40:40To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for his services?
00:40:44No, not in that way.
00:40:46So he has paid you?
00:40:47I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:48Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:53So I would ask you again.
00:40:55Did Prince Edward ever pay you for his services?
00:40:58All right, yes.
00:41:15He paid for me.
00:41:17I was his mail order bride.
00:41:19And maybe that's just as much as scandal,
00:41:21but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:24My sister was fighting cancer and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:32And he gave me that.
00:41:34But he gave me so much more.
00:41:37I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:40I'm talking about his love and his kindness and his respect.
00:41:44And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:50I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:52Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her
00:41:55after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:58You can ask her about that.
00:42:01But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:42:04And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:07I needed the money to save my sister
00:42:09and he needed to be saved from marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:14But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:17And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:33It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:35Nice performance.
00:42:38Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:40It wasn't a performance.
00:42:42It's always a performance, princess.
00:42:45Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:48They want dirt.
00:42:50That's why I'll win.
00:42:52Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:54As we discovered in New York.
00:42:56Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:43:00In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:43:02What?
00:43:06It was Lathina who wanted you dead.
00:43:08But I convinced King Aithin to hold off.
00:43:13For now.
00:43:15See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:18Give my airship to you.
00:43:20Clever boy.
00:43:22Make all the threats you want.
00:43:25I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:30Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:35you won't convince her father.
00:43:37If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:41You just can't win.
00:43:44Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:47People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:52Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:54Oh, here's a good one.
00:44:05Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:09Because she just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:13Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:20God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:22Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:26Fair.
00:44:35Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:37Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:41Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:44Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:47King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:50Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:52In fact, it gave me an idea.
00:44:58Ma'am, we're ready for you.
00:45:00Ready for what?
00:45:06Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:10My fellow Estrians.
00:45:12You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:14I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:19But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:22You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:26My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:28And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:32But it still feels the same.
00:45:32But it still feels the same.
00:45:35It feels like family.
00:45:37Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:40And made me feel at home here.
00:45:41And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:55But it still feels the same.
00:45:56It feels like family.
00:46:00Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:46:03And made me feel at home here.
00:46:05So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:46:09And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:46:11You were amazing.
00:46:18We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:46:20I just wish my family was really here.
00:46:27Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:46:29Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:31Hi.
00:46:37No, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:39I can't believe you're here.
00:46:40You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:44Ari, what you did for me.
00:46:46I can never repay you.
00:46:48But you're getting better as payment and half.
00:46:50Oh, cool.
00:46:52I guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:54To first.
00:46:55I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:58It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:47:05Aw.
00:47:05Thank you, Anne.
00:47:12Where's your half?
00:47:13I don't need it.
00:47:14You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:47:18And now you'll have a part of me too.
00:47:20Oh, Anne.
00:47:21Ari, I know you did all of this for me.
00:47:30But are you really happy here?
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:36I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:47:50Edward?
00:47:51Have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:52They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:47:57But...
00:47:57He's covered his tracks.
00:48:02I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:48:04Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:48:07We have to go.
00:48:07You're not well enough.
00:48:09I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:48:11I want to go see Estria.
00:48:13Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:48:15But I feel fine.
00:48:16I promise.
00:48:17I...
00:48:17No, Henley.
00:48:18We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:48:20We really don't have time for this.
00:48:21She's been cooped up for months.
00:48:29Must have been tough.
00:48:38Henley?
00:48:39Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:41We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:44Henley, please, look, I'm sorry.
00:48:46Can I come in?
00:48:51Damn it, Henley.
00:49:00Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:49:02Oh my God, Princess Ari!
00:49:04I'm...
00:49:04Please, please, she's missing and she's my sister, so...
00:49:08Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:49:10What?
00:49:15What are you even doing here?
00:49:16Ari, please, enough with the grown-up boys.
00:49:19You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:49:21I'm not in this country.
00:49:22We're going home.
00:49:23Ari, please.
00:49:25Just let me have one night.
00:49:27I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:30I knew you'd pull the cats off.
00:49:33Fine.
00:49:34But no more drinking.
00:49:35Love you, sis.
00:49:36One, four, three, two, one.
00:49:52Happy New Year!
00:49:53Come on.
00:50:06I'm just having some fun.
00:50:08Don't you get it?
00:50:09I'm a public figure now.
00:50:11I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:12Fine.
00:50:13Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:50:18I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:50:22I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:23It's not what it looks like.
00:50:53This creak grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:51:01I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:51:04Edward, speak to me.
00:51:08Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:51:15Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:51:17It's another smear campaign.
00:51:19It's working.
00:51:22This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:51:25Court is now in session.
00:51:47The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:49Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:53The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:58Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:52:10I do.
00:52:14Captain Percy.
00:52:15You are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:20I am.
00:52:22You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:24I do.
00:52:26Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of your soul?
00:52:30I did.
00:52:33Captain Percy.
00:52:33Did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demo that night?
00:52:43I did.
00:52:54I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:57Yeah, I know.
00:52:58It sucks.
00:53:00He was really hot.
00:53:01I'm really not a mood hen.
00:53:03I'm sorry.
00:53:04Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:53:06I mean, Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:09I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:15Huh.
00:53:16What?
00:53:17The bruises.
00:53:18We know Edward didn't give them to Demo.
00:53:20Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:22Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:26But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo?
00:53:29Forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward!
00:53:31Oh, my God.
00:53:34Hen, I can kiss you right now.
00:53:37Oh, I need to go in and speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:40It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:47And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:52Just listen to those booze.
00:53:55She's, of course, caught up in her own adulty scandal, and this could be, as well, a dark day for both people.
00:54:02Oh, my God!
00:54:02Oh, my God!
00:54:06Demo.
00:54:09What do you want?
00:54:12It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:14Why would I want to do that?
00:54:16Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus not too late to stop this.
00:54:19Why would I want to do that?
00:54:21Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you and forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:54:26We're facing another beating, or worse.
00:54:28But it's okay.
00:54:29You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:31I can make you safe.
00:54:33Oh, Arie.
00:54:51It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:53You poor naive girl.
00:54:59Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:55:03I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:55:06Our affair in the throne room.
00:55:08Bribing the judge.
00:55:10I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:13He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:19And what is it really about?
00:55:23Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:25For generations, they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:30We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:35And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:39So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:44Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:47I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:54You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:56A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:59Oh, chop chop.
00:56:03Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:56:05You won't get away with this.
00:56:07Oh, darling.
00:56:09I already have.
00:56:11Oh, here they are.
00:56:13Princess Demo, did you know that this conversation with Princess Arie was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:56:23What?
00:56:24Who's the naive one now?
00:56:28You devious little bitch.
00:56:30I learned from the best.
00:56:32If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:42Okay?
00:56:44Are you alright?
00:56:45Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:47The judge is found him guilty.
00:56:51Wait!
00:56:53I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:56I've already passed my judgment.
00:57:00The prince is guilty as charged.
00:57:01Well, your honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:57:06How dare you!
00:57:08Bailiff!
00:57:09Stop right there.
00:57:12This sham is over.
00:57:14You hold no authority here.
00:57:17This is the crown court, is it not?
00:57:19I am the living embodiment of the crown, and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:57:25And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Demo, with treason.
00:57:30Arrest them.
00:57:32Save me!
00:57:35Save me!
00:57:36Save me!
00:57:36Save me!
00:57:40Save me!
00:57:41Save me!
00:57:48Save me!
00:57:52You saved me again.
00:57:53Looks like Prince Charming's not the only hero around here.
00:58:07Come.
00:58:11You wanted to see us, Father?
00:58:15I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:58:17You're never capable of such violence.
00:58:19You've always been a man of peace.
00:58:20And, Arie, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:58:29You'll make a great queen.
00:58:31Thank you, Father.
00:58:33Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:35Ah, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:39Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:46So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:50Good luck.
00:58:51Good luck.
00:59:08Your Royal Highness.
00:59:10We're going to New York, Percy.
00:59:11And we need protection.
00:59:13I might let you down.
00:59:15Forget about it.
00:59:16You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:59:19So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:59:21We got a plane to catch.
00:59:25Yes, ma'am.
00:59:31Good morning.
00:59:32We're very happy to...
00:59:34Sorry.
00:59:36Um, we're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:40As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:46It was a hard battle.
00:59:47And to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:51But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:53So, that's why we've opened Henley's House.
00:59:59A place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
01:00:06So, um, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
01:00:10I now declare Henley's House open!
01:00:22Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
01:00:26Oh, God.
01:00:27I can't go through this again.
01:00:29Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
01:00:31Not every bellyache is a tumor.
01:00:33Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:35Well, something did come up on the test results, folks.
01:00:42It's cancer.
01:00:43We cursed.
01:00:45No, it's not cancer.
01:00:46Kidney stones.
01:00:48Liver disease.
01:00:49What?
01:00:49You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:52Oh, my goodness.
01:00:53Oh, my goodness.
01:01:05Our lives are about to change forever.
01:01:10In more ways than you know.
01:01:21I love you.
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