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Movie Trailer
  • 7/22/2025
The Baltimorons Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:01Come on! Come on!
00:04You can stop that now.
00:05Are you a dentist?
00:06I am.
00:07Do you need this?
00:08Hang on to it, will you?
00:10So, what happened?
00:11Well...
00:12Merry Christmas!
00:13Oh, my God!
00:14Uh-oh!
00:16What's the needle situation?
00:17The situation is that we use needles.
00:20Open your mouth.
00:22Hello.
00:24What's going on?
00:25This morning, Dad got married.
00:27So they're doing their reception.
00:29Tonight.
00:30I know Christmas Eve is your favorite.
00:32It's good, it's...
00:33Okay.
00:34I love you, Mom. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:35Merry Christmas! I love you!
00:39Oh, my God!
00:40I'm taking a dinner and I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:42No.
00:43Come on.
00:44No.
00:45I overheard you talking to your daughter and I know you don't have plans.
00:47Let's go.
00:49No!
00:50Yes!
00:51Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba!
00:52Charge!
00:54Are you married?
00:55I was.
00:56Oh, I'm sorry. Did he kill himself?
00:57Why would you say that?
00:58This is a dumb joke.
01:00Is that what you do?
01:01Comedy.
01:02Used to do it and something messed up happened and I don't do it anymore.
01:07This is really odd, but my entire family is two blocks that way.
01:12Let's crash a party.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Hell yeah.
01:16Hello!
01:17Mom?
01:18What are you doing?
01:19Hi, everybody.
01:20Cliff Cashew.
01:21Really, really thrilled to be here.
01:22Your mom's pretty awesome.
01:23We've been having the most amazing day together.
01:24Me lady.
01:25I can get out of the car on my own, you jackass.
01:26All around the same time, I went through menopause.
01:27My ex helped me for a much younger woman and I became a grandmother.
01:28What?
01:29Your face.
01:30Where are we going with this kid?
01:32I have no idea.
01:33I just really like you.
01:34Is that the ghost from Christmas past?
01:35Where's the next ghost of Christmas past?
01:36Or did you divorce her already?
01:37Well, I guess that makes me the ghost of Christmas present.
01:38And I became a grandmother.
01:40What?
01:42Your face.
01:46Where are we going with this kid?
01:50I have no idea.
01:52I just really like you.
01:56Is that the ghost from Christmas past?
01:58Where's the next ghost of Christmas past?
02:00Or did you divorce her already?
02:02I guess that makes me the ghost of Christmas present.
02:04Cliff Cashin, still really, really thrilled to be here, gang.