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A conceited college track star, used to being "big man on campus", gets a jolt when he loses an election to see who is the most popular man in the school.
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00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:02:00Oh, my God.
00:02:07Oh, my God.
00:02:10Oh, my God.
00:02:15Maybe you'd better take another one so the boys can see how I get that leg drive.
00:02:20No, just give me one of you standing right there.
00:02:23Oh, all right. Wait a minute, Bob's crouching at the start.
00:02:30No, wait a minute. This would be better running.
00:02:35Well, look, how about this? This has got a feel to it.
00:02:39Could I have a statement from you for the morning paper?
00:02:42Why, yes, you can say that Larry Haines is a deal like...
00:02:45Oh, it's you.
00:03:02Very good, buddy. Keep that bar at 12 feet.
00:03:05Watch that arm pull.
00:03:07Okay, Coach.
00:03:12How's it doing, big fella?
00:03:13How's he doing?
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:15He got one out of 51 feet this afternoon.
00:03:17Yeah?
00:03:18How are you getting along, kid?
00:03:20Oh, I do everything that Coach tells me, but I can't seem to get any height.
00:03:24You will. Just run up to that bar and throw your heart over.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:29Yeah, I get my heart over, but I can't get my feet over.
00:03:33Come on, get out of the way.
00:03:34Look, I see the primadonna's having his picture taken again.
00:03:37Are you fellas all ready?
00:03:38Okay.
00:03:39Yeah.
00:03:40Now, don't forget, when I get my foot over, hit it.
00:03:41Okay.
00:03:42All right.
00:03:43Here I come.
00:03:45Come on.
00:03:47Get it?
00:03:48Sure did.
00:03:49Say, maybe we'd better take another one to be sure.
00:03:51All right.
00:03:52All right.
00:03:53He certainly gives out, doesn't he?
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58And the funny part about it, he's just as good as he thinks he is.
00:04:02Listen, fellas, I've got a great gag.
00:04:04You get down low with your camera, see?
00:04:06And shoot me just as I come over the hurdle, and it looks just like I'm going over the moon.
00:04:10No.
00:04:11We got all we can use.
00:04:13Well, I don't like to send you fellas your business, but it's a great shot.
00:04:17I'm sure you want Larry to tell you how he set that record last year.
00:04:20Oh, gee, thanks, Ben.
00:04:21Well, you see, it was the 14th of June.
00:04:23The stadium was filled with people.
00:04:24Just a minute.
00:04:25We heard all about that last year, but it was in May.
00:04:32That guy's a shrinking violet, ain't he?
00:04:40Ah, a bevy of women.
00:04:43A veritable cubby.
00:04:47Oh, wait, I'll get out of here.
00:04:49Hello, Gwen.
00:04:50Hello, Larry.
00:04:51Hello, Mary.
00:04:52Hello, Speck.
00:04:53Hello, Nip.
00:04:54Hello, Tuck.
00:04:55No, you're wrong.
00:04:56That's Nip, isn't that Tuck?
00:04:57Isn't that right?
00:04:58No.
00:04:59I'm sorry, the whole thing happened.
00:05:02Hello, Bobby.
00:05:03Hello, Nip.
00:05:04Hi, hon.
00:05:05Oh, Nip, I'm so sorry.
00:05:10Let's get out of here.
00:05:14Well, well, well.
00:05:15The little lassies just didn't stay away, eh?
00:05:19What did I tell you, girl?
00:05:21For your information, we were just passing by.
00:05:24I know, I know.
00:05:25Now, don't tell me.
00:05:26I get it.
00:05:27You were on your way to market for Mother.
00:05:30Look at your man mountain out there.
00:05:34Now, let her go.
00:05:37There you are.
00:05:38What did I tell you?
00:05:39Doesn't that guy ever get tired?
00:05:42Speck, why did I ever choose one of those strong, silent men?
00:05:46It's an old tribal custom.
00:05:51Eh, I beg your pardon.
00:05:52Eh, I beg your pardon.
00:05:53I beg your pardon.
00:05:54But the coach would like to know if the track team can tear itself away from the girls.
00:05:58He'd like to have a few words with it.
00:06:00Eh, will you step over now, or am I too inquisitive?
00:06:07Well, so long, Gwen.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:09Goodbye, Larry.
00:06:10Yeah, goodbye.
00:06:11Uh, so long, girl.
00:06:15Well, that's enough for a while.
00:06:16Come on.
00:06:20Gwen, you're absolutely silly about Larry, aren't you?
00:06:23Maybe I am.
00:06:24But he...
00:06:25Oh, conceit.
00:06:26Oh, I don't think it's conceit.
00:06:29Well, whatever it is, he's going to be much nicer.
00:06:33Well, boys, you win the intercollegiate.
00:06:35That's the reason I want every one of you boys to get out and work hard from now on.
00:06:40See if we can't bring that cup back to Raleigh.
00:06:42You get me?
00:06:43Sure.
00:06:45Well, I'm running the high and low hurdles, so that'll give us two first.
00:06:49You think you'll be able to do the 100-yard dash in the mile, too?
00:06:52Well, I don't know about the mile.
00:06:54It's a little long for me.
00:06:55Oh, yeah.
00:06:56Oh, the mile ought to be a cinch for you.
00:06:57Yeah?
00:06:58Yeah.
00:06:59We'll let you chase a cameraman.
00:07:01He's always clowning.
00:07:02Yes.
00:07:04All right, you sprinters and hergers, get out and do a fast lap.
00:07:07The rest of you just jog around a couple of times.
00:07:08Let's go, gang.
00:07:10Hey, Coach.
00:07:11Why don't you take that swell head down the road?
00:07:13Hey, Coach.
00:07:14Why don't you take that swell head down the road?
00:07:16Hey, Coach.
00:07:17Why don't you take that swell head down the road?
00:07:19Hey, Coach.
00:07:20Why don't you take that swell head down the road?
00:07:23Smiley, that's why you're wrong.
00:07:24Wrong?
00:07:25Why, yes.
00:07:26His self-assurance is what makes him a great track man.
00:07:28He'll probably go out and win both hurdles at that.
00:07:30Well, I still think you're wrong.
00:07:32We'll see.
00:07:33We'll see.
00:07:34Mm.
00:08:03Let's go.
00:08:04Let's go.
00:08:05Come on.
00:08:06Let's go.
00:08:07Let's go.
00:08:09Hello, Bobby.
00:08:10Kitten.
00:08:11What are you doing here?
00:08:13I want to be a journalist.
00:08:15Did you ask Beck about it?
00:08:17I didn't.
00:08:18He won't tell me anything when I think I have great possibilities,
00:08:22but every time I go in there, he kicks me out.
00:08:25But anyway, Bobby, I like you an awful, awful lot.
00:08:29Yeah, well, just relax now. You'll be all right.
00:08:32I never get mixed up with you.
00:08:35How's it, boy?
00:08:38I know, now, after all, my friend...
00:08:39Hey, let's go up somebody long distance, huh?
00:08:43Do you realize that this is a business office?
00:08:47No.
00:08:49Hey, I just saw kittens outside.
00:08:50Please, let's skip kittens.
00:08:53Now, what else is on your mind, if anything else could be?
00:08:58Here's that list of probable winners in intercollegiate.
00:09:01Oh, swell. How does it look?
00:09:02Well, with some swell performances and two miracles, we might tie, Stanton.
00:09:07Geez, bad as that, huh?
00:09:09Well, we can count on the first and the two hurdles.
00:09:13Has Larry got you doing it, too?
00:09:17Hey, by the way, how's he making out in the Joe Senior contest?
00:09:20Oh, nothing to it. He's way better.
00:09:22Come back into it. He's way out front.
00:09:27Why shouldn't he be?
00:09:29He's the most popular man in class with the babes.
00:09:31Yeah, but that doesn't make him any easier to live with.
00:09:35And once he gets to be Joe Senior...
00:09:37I was just thinking, what would happen if he wasn't elected?
00:09:52That would be just about the break we ever had.
00:09:55Oh, what's he used to thinking of it?
00:09:56Look at all those folks.
00:09:58Yeah, yeah. Who counts them?
00:10:00I do.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:11Are you suggesting that I'd tample with these folks?
00:10:14That I, the editor of this paper, would do anything crooked in an election?
00:10:18Well, let me show you how I really did this.
00:10:22Well, there's a hurdle here.
00:10:24And a hurdle here.
00:10:26Oh, and you're a hurdle.
00:10:28And you're a hurdle.
00:10:30All right, fellas, now get down like hurdles.
00:10:32No, no, these were low hurdles.
00:10:33Well, there's a hundred thousand people in the stands.
00:10:35All eyes on little old Larry.
00:10:37I've crossed at the starting line.
00:10:38Coiled like a spring.
00:10:40Suddenly, the gun.
00:10:41I'm off.
00:10:42I'm over the first hurdle.
00:10:43Way out in the lead.
00:10:44But I kick the second hurdle.
00:10:45I lose my stride.
00:10:46I pick it up on the third hurdle.
00:10:47Over the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth.
00:10:49In perfect form.
00:10:50Suddenly, a terrific burst of speed.
00:10:51I sprint for the finish line and...
00:10:54I don't know what to do.
00:10:55I don't know what to do.
00:10:56I don't know what to do.
00:10:57I don't know what to do.
00:10:58I don't know what to do.
00:10:59I don't know what to do.
00:11:00I don't know what to do.
00:11:01I don't have to tell you boys the finish.
00:11:04You know who won.
00:11:10He'd be all right if we could only cure him
00:11:12of that terrible inferiority complex.
00:11:31I don't know what to do.
00:11:32I don't know what to do.
00:11:37Hey, call your shots, will you?
00:11:39Sorry, fellas.
00:11:40Just practicing with the old discus.
00:11:43Well, it's nice to see you crack a book,
00:11:45even if it's only in fun.
00:11:47What's the matter with you?
00:11:48Didn't you get enough of a workout today?
00:11:50Oh, I'm not getting that last little snap into it.
00:11:53Well, you better get a snap into it and get some clothes on
00:11:56if we're going over to that Theta house.
00:11:58Oh, what's the matter?
00:11:59I'm not naked.
00:12:01Do one thing, will you?
00:12:03As a personal favor to me?
00:12:06Sure, what?
00:12:07Shave.
00:12:08Oh, I shaved yesterday.
00:12:10All right, if you want to leave Mary all cut and bleeding.
00:12:13Say, I don't go in for that heavy dating.
00:12:15I leave that up to fellas like Larry.
00:12:17Did you ever figure you might be missing a lot of fun?
00:12:20I'm satisfied with a nice, quiet, sensible girl like Mary.
00:12:26Yeah, I know all about those nice, quiet, sensible girls.
00:12:29Just like a lot of firecrackers.
00:12:31How to sound out of them until they explode.
00:12:34Nah.
00:12:37Say, I'm not like you,
00:12:38walking up to every girl I meet in the street and kissing her.
00:12:43I'll bet you get a lot of slaps in the face, huh?
00:12:47Yeah, but I get a lot of kisses, too.
00:12:50But I'm like, don't you?
00:12:53Oh, pull a knife for me, huh?
00:12:54Yeah, pull a knife for you.
00:12:56What does this remind you of, dear?
00:13:26The night we stole away from the kaipai dance.
00:13:33What are you thinking about, honey?
00:13:39The night we stole away from the kaipai dance.
00:13:44Oh.
00:13:48Remember they were playing this?
00:13:50The night we stole away from the kaipai dance.
00:13:53We parked on a hill.
00:13:56And there was a golden moon and a velvet sky.
00:14:00Do you remember?
00:14:03I do.
00:14:05Why don't you just go on and play?
00:14:10Why don't you go on and play?
00:14:15Isn't it lovely out here?
00:14:17Uh-huh.
00:14:18What's that?
00:14:19Oh, just no hand grip.
00:14:20You know, I've got to keep the forearm and wrist in shape.
00:14:25Oh, that music always reminds me of the night we stole away from the kaipai dance.
00:14:32Remember?
00:14:33It was just a year ago tonight.
00:14:35You know, in two weeks the intercollegiates will be here and I shouldn't be up so late.
00:14:40Oh, you're lucky star, oh.
00:14:42Lucky star, we're going places I've hitched my wagon to you.
00:14:49Lucky star, oh.
00:14:51Pick up the traces we're bound to see the thing through.
00:14:53We're bound to see it through.
00:14:54Keep shining here we go with a wagon load of mind.
00:14:59Keep shining, here we go with a wagon load of my dreams.
00:15:05I said, oh, you lucky star, oh, let's move together.
00:15:10We'll make the grandest, auntie.
00:15:29We'll make the grandest, auntie.
00:15:38Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:15:44Let's go, let's go.
00:15:52Let's go together, we'll make the grandest of tea.
00:16:17Come out of that.
00:16:19Hello, kitten, how are you?
00:16:20Hello.
00:16:22Hey, tell me, where is the bell of the face?
00:16:24You mean, Leah?
00:16:25Right again.
00:16:26She's in the other room, Mr. Hayes.
00:16:28Oh, now take it easy, kitten, take it easy.
00:16:32Just pull yourself together.
00:16:41Whoa.
00:16:42Hold that now.
00:16:47Hello, everybody.
00:16:49Whoa.
00:16:51Here's little old Larry Hayes.
00:16:53Now a single note of the chime will indicate my entrance.
00:16:56Everybody ready?
00:16:57Whoa.
00:17:06Why, Gwen, how can you sit there so calmly when I make an entrance?
00:17:09Isn't your heart doing nip-ups?
00:17:10Oh, Speck, save me.
00:17:11Save me from a fate worse than you.
00:17:13You better lay off of him.
00:17:14He'll have you in tomorrow morning's headlines.
00:17:16And leave you out for once.
00:17:17Oh.
00:17:18Cute, kid.
00:17:19Come on, Val.
00:17:20Don't waste all that good stuff on a college editor.
00:17:23Come on.
00:17:24Yeah, Steve.
00:17:25She'll be in there.
00:17:26She'll be in there at the college editor.
00:17:27She'll be in there at the college editor.
00:17:28Sam.
00:17:32Sam.
00:17:33Sam.
00:17:34Sam.
00:17:35And hello.
00:17:36Hi, kid.
00:17:37And hello.
00:17:38Hi, kid.
00:17:40By the deep brown study.
00:17:43I was just wondering how long a girl can play second fiddle
00:17:46to a 16-pound shot.
00:17:50I wonder what's the matter with her?
00:17:54That's funny, isn't it?
00:17:56Oh, yes.
00:17:57It's all just a great, big, wonderful dream.
00:18:07Here we go.
00:18:13This is a grappling sword.
00:18:17Hey.
00:18:18If they keep you,
00:18:37Let's get out of here before the trouble starts.
00:18:53Come on, men, hit the deck.
00:19:00Just a minute, just a minute. I'll get them down.
00:19:02Hey, fellas, you mind if I bring the girls in?
00:19:07Just a minute, just a minute.
00:19:10You fellas don't have to believe everything we say.
00:19:13But read the label.
00:19:14Don Cooper chosen Joe Senior.
00:19:16What? No.
00:19:17Let me see it.
00:19:18Can you imagine that?
00:19:20Gentlemen, are we to allow such a thing to pass unnoticed?
00:19:24No.
00:19:25Well, shall we have a look at these here now amazing social graces?
00:19:29Yes.
00:19:30Then gird up your loins and follow me.
00:19:33Hey, what's all the excitement about?
00:19:37Well, read it for yourself, brother.
00:19:56Ho, rabble!
00:19:57Your pardon for the scurvy-latched sire?
00:20:01Say, what's the matter with you fellas?
00:20:04Know ye not what hath befallen?
00:20:06Thou hast been chosen Joseph Senior!
00:20:08Oh, quit your kidding. I want to go in and get dressed.
00:20:12His modesty concealed amazing social graces.
00:20:15Grant him!
00:20:16You're ready.
00:20:17Oh.
00:20:18You're going to go in and get dressed.
00:20:19You're ready.
00:20:20You're ready.
00:20:21You're ready.
00:20:22Oh.
00:20:23Oh.
00:20:24Oh.
00:20:29Oh, hi.
00:20:31Did you hear about the election?
00:20:44Did I hear about the election?
00:20:48Why, you dumb bunny, don't you realize I threw my votes over to him?
00:21:01I don't know where we are.
00:21:05Come on.
00:21:08Let me do it.
00:21:11Let me do it.
00:21:12Now by the way, let me do it.
00:21:23Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:21:26Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:21:28Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:21:30Well, really, fellas, I don't know what to say.
00:21:32Good.
00:21:34Go ahead, man.
00:21:35This is a serious occasion.
00:21:37Okay, but one fool at a time.
00:21:39Go ahead.
00:21:42Well, fellas, I'll tell you.
00:21:50I'm sorry about that election, Larry.
00:21:52I did everything I could.
00:21:56Thanks, Beck.
00:21:57I'm sure you did.
00:22:00Maybe I can do something for you sometime.
00:22:08Quiet.
00:22:09Ah, tis ye olde editor.
00:22:11Let's have a speech from the ye olde editor.
00:22:17Go on, make it good.
00:22:20Well, fellas.
00:22:23Now's the time for me to hit Joe Senior.
00:22:25Oh, no.
00:22:27No, no.
00:22:28No, no.
00:22:29I mean on the piano.
00:22:30Hey!
00:22:36Joe Senior.
00:22:37Everybody's met.
00:22:38That's here the goal is going.
00:22:40Yoo-hoo, Joe.
00:22:41He's handsome.
00:22:43Brave and hard to get.
00:22:45That's here the goal is going.
00:22:47Yoo-hoo, Joe.
00:22:49He's handsome.
00:22:50Baby, hard to get.
00:22:51Just here the goal is going.
00:22:54You, Joe.
00:22:59He's handsome.
00:23:00Baby, hard to get.
00:23:04Just here to go and stalling.
00:23:05He's handsome.
00:23:06Baby, hard to get.
00:23:07Just here to go and stalling.
00:23:08He's handsome, baby, hard to get, to see you going slowly.
00:23:16He's old, he's dark, he's fair, all the old.
00:23:21The campus cuties of him, so senior.
00:23:25Everybody's back, the college has a nova.
00:23:28Yoo-hoo, Joe.
00:23:30Ha-ha-hey!
00:23:32Hiya, fellas. I'm Larry Haines.
00:23:36The turtles are right over there.
00:23:38You get set up and I'll show you some nice stuff.
00:23:40Where's this Don Cooper?
00:23:42Cooper?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44Oh, you mean Cooper the shot putter?
00:23:46Yeah, that's the guy.
00:23:47Oh, well, he's right over there.
00:23:49All right, come on, Harry.
00:23:51Come here, Chief, I want to tell you something.
00:23:53There's plenty of time later.
00:23:55But, uh...
00:23:56No buts, come on.
00:23:58Come on.
00:23:59Come on.
00:24:00But I'm Haynes the hurdler.
00:24:15Are you Joe, senior?
00:24:17Oh.
00:24:18Ha-ha-ha.
00:24:19No, I'm early with the razz.
00:24:21With the what?
00:24:22Early with the razz.
00:24:24Listen, son.
00:24:26I don't want any trouble with you.
00:24:28Where's this Don Cooper?
00:24:30He's right over here.
00:24:31Come on over and I'll have you meet him.
00:24:33Early with the razz.
00:24:35Don.
00:24:36Look, I want you to meet...
00:24:37What is your name?
00:24:38Skip it, son.
00:24:39Skip it.
00:24:40I'm from the Pan American newsreel company.
00:24:41I want to get a couple of shots of Joe Senior.
00:24:42Are you Joe?
00:24:43Well, so they tell me.
00:24:44You know, I'd be glad to help you,
00:24:45but I really don't know what I could do.
00:24:47You just stand there.
00:24:48Don't do anything.
00:24:49Chief, can I speak to you a second?
00:24:50Not now.
00:24:51Get that Kodak set up.
00:24:52Now I want you to say a few words.
00:24:53Well, what shall I say?
00:24:54When I photographed the congressman last week,
00:24:55he said prosperity was right around the corner.
00:24:56Maybe that'll do for you to say.
00:24:57Sure, sure.
00:24:58All right, we all ready?
00:24:59No, chief.
00:25:00Wait a minute, not now.
00:25:01Quiet, please.
00:25:02Camera.
00:25:03Camera.
00:25:04Go ahead, go ahead.
00:25:05Well, prosperity is just up.
00:25:06Now move the camera right up here.
00:25:07What is this, a practice field or a dance in school?
00:25:11Now maybe I can use a few more words from you.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:14I'll give you a few words.
00:25:15I'll give you a few words.
00:25:16I'll give you a few words.
00:25:17Well, what shall I say?
00:25:18When I photographed the congressman last week,
00:25:19he said prosperity was right around the corner.
00:25:20Maybe that'll do for you to say.
00:25:21Sure, sure.
00:25:22All right, we all ready?
00:25:23No, chief.
00:25:24Wait a minute, not now.
00:25:25Quiet, please.
00:25:26Camera.
00:25:27Go ahead.
00:25:28Go ahead.
00:25:29Well, prosperity is just up.
00:25:30Now move the camera right up here.
00:25:31What is this, a practice field or a dance in school?
00:25:33Well, I don't know anything more to say.
00:25:35Well, neither do I.
00:25:36I'll tell you what you do.
00:25:37Tell them how you became Joe Senior.
00:25:39All right.
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41All right, ready?
00:25:42No way, chief.
00:25:43I want to tell you this now.
00:25:44Not now.
00:25:45All right, quiet now.
00:25:46Camera.
00:25:47Of course, this honor was entirely unexpected.
00:25:50I'll move right up here.
00:25:52That guy's supposed to be a weight man,
00:25:54not a movie hero.
00:25:58I'd like to get some of this strong arm stuff.
00:26:00You know.
00:26:01I won't say this.
00:26:02I'll take it.
00:26:03I'll take it.
00:26:04I'll take it.
00:26:05I'll take it.
00:26:06If you can hear me, I'll take it.
00:26:07Say, would you girls mind helping me out a little bit?
00:26:09Just a minute.
00:26:10Just a minute.
00:26:11Just a minute.
00:26:12This is serious.
00:26:13All right, now, tell you what I want to get.
00:26:14Listen, chief.
00:26:15Not now, not now.
00:26:16See?
00:26:17Put your arms up here this way.
00:26:18You two girls, hang on to them,
00:26:19then kind of look up at them like that, see?
00:26:21You think he'll do it?
00:26:22Sure.
00:26:23All right.
00:26:24Ready?
00:26:25Hey, Chief, don't, not now, not now.
00:26:28Camera.
00:26:32Thanks, folks, very much, that's all.
00:26:34Thanks, Bill.
00:26:35You go ahead.
00:26:37Why, Don, I never knew you were so strong.
00:26:44All right, pack them up.
00:26:46Chief, are you all through now?
00:26:48Yeah, go ahead, what do you want to tell me?
00:26:50Well, I just wanted to tell you that I forgot the film for the camera.
00:26:55What?
00:26:57Oh, I just wanted to tell you.
00:27:16My dear fellow students,
00:27:18come, come, let us improve each shining hour
00:27:22while we're waiting for old Professor E. Flatt,
00:27:25who seems to be just a little late.
00:27:27And may I suggest that during his absence,
00:27:30Professor Early of the Raleigh Rares take his place?
00:27:33No!
00:27:34Get out of the way!
00:27:35Larry Haynes?
00:27:36Yes!
00:27:37Larry Haynes!
00:27:38Yeah!
00:27:39Larry Haynes!
00:27:40Fellow students.
00:27:41Yeah, man.
00:27:42It seems that Professor E. Flatt has probably forgotten this class,
00:27:43and it's been suggested that we have a lecture with a new twist.
00:27:45What's her name?
00:27:46Bobby's just a little tired.
00:27:47So, I'll now introduce the subject of my lecture,
00:27:50which will be the influence of the Pilgrim Fathers upon popular music.
00:27:53Now, if two of you will come up here and improvise on the pianos,
00:27:56I shall proceed.
00:27:57.
00:28:19.
00:28:25the least outlandish and echoed round that stern and not bound crew till in a fit of feet he called
00:28:32him that pilgrim sheep john alden who grabbed his hat and bloomers from the shelf and this is how
00:28:40young john spoke for himself thou art my baby thou hast been knocked down thou art a squelter
00:28:51of what it's taken thou hast a blow dear why not forsaken love of a more dear come let thou
00:29:21my hair down here in and bear down be the irresistible baby doll thou art my baby thou hast been knocked down
00:29:37thou art a squelter why keep me off my whip on the kindle thou hast this dimple
00:29:49well a limbo just consider that small of what it taketh thou hast a low dear then why not forsaken
00:30:05love of a more dear come let thy hair down give in and bear down be the irresistible baby
00:30:17what are you giving me you haven't fallen for that massive muscle have you why why because you're my girl
00:30:30oh am i why certainly well thanks for telling me what do you mean no girl's going to pass me up to a
00:30:39guy like that no no girl but me
00:30:51thou art my baby my sweet baby thou hast me knocked out what a knockout thou art a swell date
00:31:01How he fell me Why keep me locked out
00:31:04Always locked out With arms akimbo
00:31:07Nip, nip, nippy Thou hast this bimbo
00:31:11Nip, nip, nippy Out on a limbo
00:31:14Dost consider that smart
00:31:17Of what it taketh Can she take it
00:31:22Thou hast a low dear Great big low dear
00:31:25Why not forsake it Please forsake it
00:31:28Love all the more dear All the more dear
00:31:32Come take thy hair down Take off my hat
00:31:35Get in and bear down Don't be high hat
00:31:38Be the irresistible babies I want
00:31:44Thou hast my baby
00:31:46My...
00:31:51Stop!
00:31:52Stop!
00:31:54Stop!
00:31:58Stop!
00:32:04What was it?
00:32:0548-8
00:32:06Come on, try another one And put some uh in it, will you?
00:32:09Come on, try another one
00:32:19Thanks, you wouldn't like me to polish that shot for you, would you?
00:32:24Oh, no thanks, this is all right for practice
00:32:26Oh, Joe Senior, look out for your arm
00:32:29What's the matter with it?
00:32:30Well, you'll be able to break it patting yourself on the back
00:32:32Oh
00:32:41How was that one?
00:32:4249-1
00:32:43Not bad, eh?
00:32:44No, not bad
00:32:45Only Kyle Yorker Stanton did 52 feet last Saturday
00:32:48You know, Don
00:32:50We're counting on you to win the shot in the discus
00:32:53Big meat's only three days away and you're a way out of form
00:32:56And he doesn't seem to bother you
00:32:58Is anything the matter?
00:33:00No
00:33:01Just that I'm a great competitive athlete, Coach
00:33:03I'll tell you what's the matter
00:33:06In the first place
00:33:08Now in the second place
00:33:13Say, you'll excuse me, won't you, Coach?
00:33:22Yeah, and in the third place
00:33:24He's our great competitive athlete
00:33:26But he does all his competing in the sorority house
00:33:30Maybe he'll snap out of it in time
00:33:32Yeah, yeah
00:33:34Maybe it'll snow on Thursday, er, Saturday
00:33:36We'll call the meat off on it too
00:33:38Oh, what's the, uh...
00:33:40Hello, Gwen
00:33:41Hello, Don
00:33:42I got your notes this morning
00:33:44Say, I'm supposed to be in training
00:33:45But I guess a couple of dancers won't hurt me
00:33:47I'll go
00:34:12What do you think?
00:34:17I think we made a sap out of a darn good white man
00:34:22Say, whose idea was this, anyway?
00:34:27Hey, Don, why don't you come on out here?
00:34:42You know I want to talk to you
00:34:44Just a second, I just finished shaving
00:34:46What, again?
00:34:48Well, my dear fellow, you don't seem to understand
00:34:50But to an athlete appearance is half the battle
00:34:51Come on, sit down, I want to talk to you
00:34:54Hey, what's that stuff?
00:34:55Oh, uh, Lalic
00:34:56Witch hazel dries up the tissues of the skin
00:34:57Well, get her
00:34:58Hey, I got something on my mind
00:34:59Yeah? What is it?
00:35:00Oh, Don, you're off on the wrong foot
00:35:02A couple of weeks ago
00:35:03Oh, uh, lilac, witch hazel dries up the tissues of the skin.
00:35:06Well, get her.
00:35:08Hey, I've got something on my mind.
00:35:10Yeah? What is it?
00:35:11Oh, Don, you're off on the wrong foot.
00:35:13A couple of weeks ago, you were satisfied with a quiet, nice girl
00:35:16who didn't interfere with your work,
00:35:18and now you've shaved twice a day and used perfume.
00:35:24And what's much more important,
00:35:25you were pathetic with that discus today.
00:35:28Yeah?
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:29Well, two weeks ago, you were telling me that I was missing a lot of fun
00:35:32when you were right.
00:35:33Yeah, I know.
00:35:34And what's more about that nice girl stuff?
00:35:37Well, Murray's a nice kid, but she's not as smooth as Gwen.
00:35:41Oh, Don, don't be a chump.
00:35:43Gwen's only making a play for you just to make a goat out of Larry.
00:35:46Ha, ha, ha, yeah?
00:35:48Maybe that's why she sent me a bid to the Theta Informal, eh?
00:35:51And when a gal invites you to that one, you stay invited.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:36:02Hey, there's a sale at the Boston store on men's silk underwear.
00:36:13Ha, ha.
00:36:15You're telling me?
00:36:24Hi, Mary.
00:36:25Hello, Bobby.
00:36:26Nick is inside.
00:36:27Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:36:29Do you mind if I sit down here for a moment?
00:36:32Well, come on.
00:36:33What is it?
00:36:35Don't tell me you're just beginning to appreciate my fatal duty.
00:36:38No.
00:36:40You know, to tell the truth,
00:36:41I had a great idea a little while ago,
00:36:43but now I'm wondering if it's so hot.
00:36:46Well, after a start like that,
00:36:47you know you're not going to get away without telling me.
00:36:52You know, Larry, he's a pretty swell fella.
00:36:54And so, you ought to invite him to the Theta Informal.
00:36:59Let me get this straight.
00:37:00All right.
00:37:01You're Don's roommate.
00:37:03Right.
00:37:03Me to invite Larry to the sorority dance?
00:37:06Right.
00:37:07You see, good night, Don.
00:37:09That was a grand picture.
00:37:10Those must have been great old days.
00:37:12Say, are there any dragons that you want to win?
00:37:14No.
00:37:16Oh, don't forget, you accepted my bid to our dance.
00:37:21That's just one thing that I won't forget.
00:37:23Good night.
00:37:23Good night, Bobby.
00:37:24Good night, Bobby.
00:37:25Good night, Bobby.
00:37:26Oh, has Larry been around?
00:37:28Oh, sure.
00:37:28He's been around all evening.
00:37:31I just invited him to the informant.
00:37:33I don't know where he went.
00:37:35He must be around somewhere.
00:37:44Nice going, Mary.
00:37:47Good night.
00:37:48Good night, Bobby.
00:37:49Good night.
00:37:50Good night.
00:37:50Good night.
00:39:01Fool.
00:39:03Fool yourself?
00:39:05Fool.
00:39:07Fool.
00:39:09Fool.
00:39:11Fool.
00:39:13Fool.
00:39:15Fool.
00:39:19Fool.
00:39:21Fool.
00:39:23Fool.
00:39:25Fool.
00:39:35Hey, are you all right?
00:39:37Hey, do you want to dance?
00:39:47No.
00:39:57Hey, do you want to dance?
00:39:59No.
00:40:01Hey, do you want to dance?
00:40:03No.
00:40:05Hey, do you want to dance?
00:40:07Hey, do you want to dance?
00:40:09Hey.
00:40:11Hey.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:15Hey.
00:40:17Hey.
00:40:19Hey.
00:40:21Hey.
00:40:23Hey.
00:40:25Hey.
00:40:27Hey.
00:40:31Hey.
00:40:33Hey.
00:40:35Hey.
00:40:37Hey.
00:40:39Hey.
00:40:41Hey.
00:40:43Hey.
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:47Hey.
00:40:49Hey.
00:40:51Hey.
00:40:53Hey.
00:40:55Hey.
00:40:57Hey.
00:40:59Hey.
00:41:01Put your head on my shoulder.
00:41:03But, Larry, we shouldn't do this.
00:41:05Go ahead.
00:41:07Put your head on my shoulder.
00:41:22All right.
00:41:23Yes?
00:41:25Kiss me.
00:41:27But I don't want to.
00:41:29Go ahead. Kiss me.
00:41:41Kiss me, Doc.
00:41:42What?
00:41:43Kiss me.
00:41:44What?
00:41:59Mary.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01In just a second, I'm going to give you my fraternity family.
00:42:03But I don't want it.
00:42:04When I give it to you, you take it.
00:42:06Yes, Larry.
00:42:08Yes, Larry.
00:42:09Give me your pen.
00:42:10But I don't want to.
00:42:11Give me your pen.
00:42:12But I don't want to.
00:42:13Give me your pen.
00:42:14Give me your pen.
00:42:15Oh, that's fine.
00:42:16Oh, you'm sorry, blah, blah.
00:42:17No, don't you.
00:42:18You're lying, Mary.
00:42:19Yeah, I don't want to.
00:42:20But I don't want to.
00:42:21You're lying.
00:42:22You're lying.
00:42:23That's fine.
00:42:24It's fine.
00:42:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:26You're lying.
00:42:27What?
00:42:28Yes, Larry.
00:42:29Give me your pen.
00:42:45For me?
00:42:46Huh?
00:42:54Put your head back on my shoulder.
00:42:59Wait a minute.
00:43:01Listen, now, what...
00:43:03Hey!
00:43:04What's the...
00:43:05I nip when I just cut.
00:43:07Look, wait.
00:43:08Let's round up the track team and get them to bed.
00:43:10Yeah, well, you worry about that.
00:43:12I gotta straighten myself out with nip.
00:43:14I mean, cut.
00:43:15I...
00:43:16I...
00:43:17I nip when I just cut.
00:43:18Look, wait.
00:43:19Let's round up the track team and get them to bed.
00:43:21Yeah, well, you worry about that.
00:43:22I gotta straighten myself out with nip.
00:43:24I mean, cut.
00:43:25Engaged?
00:43:29Look.
00:43:32Engaged?
00:43:37Yours?
00:43:40I know.
00:43:41For you begin to provide...
00:43:44Engaged?
00:43:45Yes.
00:43:47Aren't...
00:43:48Yes, I...
00:43:50Won't tell...
00:43:52Yes, I thought so.
00:44:06Ladies and gentlemen, just cool off and calm down, please.
00:44:11Now, while you have been in here frivoling, big things have been going on.
00:44:16And as usual, your little correspondence was first with an eye-witness report.
00:44:21Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a double pin hanging tonight.
00:44:30Quiet, please. Not tonight. No details tonight.
00:44:33I'll give you them all in tomorrow morning's red.
00:44:36But let's congratulate the happy couple, huh?
00:44:44Congratulations.
00:44:51Hey, John. I had no idea you were serious about this thing. Congratulations.
00:44:56Oh, shut up.
00:45:00Well, I guess I should say something.
00:45:02I guess you've said enough.
00:45:06I think engagements are wonderful, don't you?
00:45:08Well, I always liked Clamtire.
00:45:09Have you ever been engaged?
00:45:11No, no. But I had the measles once.
00:45:13We'll be so happy running the newspapers here.
00:45:14Yes, yes. We're going to be so happy together.
00:45:16Of course.
00:45:17Yes.
00:45:18We're going to be so happy together.
00:45:19Of course.
00:45:20Yes.
00:45:21Yes.
00:45:22And to Mars, our intercollegiate and our star performance goes haywire.
00:45:25Can you imagine how we're going to be so happy?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:27We're going to be so happy together.
00:45:28Yes.
00:45:29And to Mars, our intercollegiate and our star performance goes haywire.
00:45:32Can you imagine those two fellas getting in a jam like that?
00:45:37It's bad enough being engaged, but when it's the wrong girl.
00:45:39Wow.
00:45:40Well, we're going to be so happy to get into the show.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43Well, it's the measles once.
00:45:44We'll be so happy running the newspapers here.
00:45:45Yes, yes.
00:45:46We're going to be so happy together.
00:45:47Of course.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:49And to Mars, our intercollegiate and our star performance goes haywire.
00:45:51Can you imagine those two fellas getting in a jam like that?
00:45:54It's bad enough being engaged, but when it's the wrong girl.
00:45:58Wow.
00:45:59Well, we'll be so happy running the newspapers here.
00:46:01Well, don't you with me?
00:46:04Why don't you speak to me?
00:46:06Oh.
00:46:07Oh.
00:46:08I've never been engaged.
00:46:10Yeah, sweetheart.
00:46:11Ow!
00:46:12Huh?
00:46:13What's the matter?
00:46:14What is it with you?
00:46:15What?
00:46:16Scratching?
00:46:17Nervous?
00:46:18What?
00:46:19What?
00:46:20What's the matter?
00:46:22What is it with you?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Scratching?
00:46:25Nervous?
00:46:26What?
00:46:27What?
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Skittany?
00:46:31Nervous?
00:46:32What?
00:46:33And Gibby?
00:46:34Who?
00:46:41Woohoo!
00:46:42Wieoup, sweetheart!
00:46:46Sweetheart?
00:46:48Well?
00:46:51Come on, come on, say something.
00:46:54The condemned ate a hearty breakfast.
00:47:24The scoreboards will show you the points standing of the various teams.
00:47:54That was Bobby Barnes of Raleigh.
00:47:59He cleared the ball in the pool.
00:48:01Twelve feet.
00:48:02Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:04Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:06Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:08Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:10Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:12Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:14Atta boy, Bobby!
00:48:27Official results of the two-mile run.
00:48:30First, Black of Stanton.
00:48:32Second, Harvey of Raleigh.
00:48:37Third...
00:48:39Schwartz of Xavier.
00:48:45Schwartz of Xavier.
00:48:48And fourth...
00:48:49Car of what?
00:48:52Time...
00:48:53Nine minutes...
00:48:57And...
00:48:58Thirty-two seconds.
00:49:02Not behind her!
00:49:09Well, York, standing next to put the shot.
00:49:32That last foot of York's was good for 52 feet.
00:49:36That's Don Cooper of Raleigh in the shot foot ring.
00:49:42This is his last try.
00:49:58First, York of Stanton.
00:50:00Second, Cooper of Raleigh.
00:50:02Third, Gibson of Mammoth.
00:50:04Fourth, Gilbert of Stanton.
00:50:06We're likely to sneak in for a thirty.
00:50:08Well, we could use a couple of points.
00:50:10Since Don couldn't grab a first in that shot foot...
00:50:12Now, don't start worrying.
00:50:14Everything's gonna be all wet.
00:50:16Or, I mean, all right.
00:50:17Oh!
00:50:18Oh, yeah, you've got me as worried as you are.
00:50:21Oh!
00:50:25Stay in there, Bobby.
00:50:26We're going to need every point we can get.
00:50:28And then some.
00:50:30Quiet for the low hurdles.
00:50:34Quiet for the low hurdles.
00:50:36Quiet for the low hurdles.
00:50:40Come to your marks.
00:50:45Get set!
00:51:00Third, Teddy!
00:51:02Papa, one!
00:51:03One!
00:51:04Five!
00:51:05Five!
00:51:06Five!
00:51:08Five!
00:51:09Five!
00:51:11Five!
00:51:12Five!
00:51:13Five!
00:51:14Five!
00:51:15Five!
00:51:16Harry, Phil!
00:51:19I hope he isn't hurt!
00:51:21I'm sorry, Coach.
00:51:22Oh, forget it, boy.
00:51:23Nice try.
00:51:24Nice try.
00:51:25Sure, kid.
00:51:26You can't win all the time.
00:51:28Why not?
00:51:30The bar in the full vault has just been raised to 13 feet.
00:51:38Bobby Barnes of Raleigh is about to vault.
00:51:48Hello, Harry.
00:51:49Hi, Graham.
00:51:50Do me a favor, will you?
00:51:51Give this to Don Tuber Hall.
00:51:52Sure, I will.
00:51:54Here, Suge.
00:52:08On the high, isn't it?
00:52:11You're telling me?
00:52:24Is Larry Haynes in there?
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:28Would you get this note to him, please?
00:52:29Sure.
00:52:36How does that feel, boy?
00:52:37I hope I never see another herder.
00:52:39Oh, stop squawking.
00:52:40It might have been worse.
00:52:41Yeah?
00:52:42How?
00:52:43How?
00:52:44It could have been me.
00:52:45Oh.
00:52:47Here's a note from some girl for Larry.
00:52:49And I never want to see another girl.
00:52:52Who's it for?
00:52:53I'm sure it was all a mistake.
00:52:58Entries in the high hurdles report at starting line.
00:53:03Think you can make it?
00:53:04Think I can make it.
00:53:05Think I can make it.
00:53:06Think I can make it.
00:53:07There's no trouble.
00:53:08Entries in the distance report to the cage.
00:53:09There's no trouble.
00:53:10Look.
00:53:11Entries in the distance report to the cage.
00:53:12There's no trouble.
00:53:13Look.
00:53:14Hey, what you got, ma'am?
00:53:21Of what it takes to break a record.
00:53:22Hey, what you got, ma'am?
00:53:24What it takes to break a record.
00:53:26Okay, let's go.
00:53:28Follow me.
00:53:30Come to your marks.
00:53:32Get set.
00:53:36Get set.
00:53:38Get set.
00:53:40Get set.
00:53:42Get set.
00:53:44Get set.
00:53:46Get set.
00:53:48Get set.
00:53:50Get set.
00:53:52Get set.
00:53:58That's what he means in Maine's family.
00:54:00Let that hymn go.
00:54:14Jerry Martin!
00:54:16Jerry Martin!
00:54:18I knew it!
00:54:20Well, what's that secret you got to win?
00:54:22It's a four-letter word, beginning with G and ending with N.
00:54:26Oh, and I don't mean vanilla.
00:54:29Manton is 29. We're still three behind.
00:54:32Butler 17, Mammoth 12. We don't have to figure on both.
00:54:35Do it all. We've got those out.
00:54:37Official results of the high hurdles.
00:54:39First, Larry Haynes of Raleigh.
00:54:42Second, Walsh and Butler. Third, Brick of Sand, fourth.
00:54:45Time, 14 and...
00:54:48Hello, sweetheart.
00:54:51Hello, sweetheart.
00:55:00Hello, sweetheart.
00:55:13That's Cal York of Stanton in the discus ring.
00:55:16This is his last try.
00:55:34York's throw was good for 163 feet.
00:55:38Now, Don Cooper in the discus ring.
00:55:40He's got a tough throw to beat.
00:55:58Come on, Don. Come on, Don!
00:56:10Come on.
00:56:15He's got a tough throw.
00:56:19Come on, don't you?
00:56:21Well, what did I tell you? I said he'd come through.
00:56:26Yes, there was still one point behind.
00:56:28Now, now, now. We're doing all right.
00:56:30Official results of the discus.
00:56:32First, Don Cooper, a brawling!
00:56:35Second Cal of York, third born of sex.
00:56:38There goes Sweetheart.
00:56:45Nice going, Don.
00:56:47Flurry, sit down here and make yourself comfortable, big sissy.
00:56:51Oh, that was a pretty nice part.
00:56:53You didn't do so bad, Mug.
00:56:56Flurry, you.
00:56:58There are two men left in the fold vault.
00:57:00Evans of Stanton and Bobby Barnes of Raleigh.
00:57:04They have both cleared 13 feet 6 inches.
00:57:08The bar is now being raised to 14 feet.
00:57:12Whoa!
00:57:14What's the matter, are you nervous?
00:57:16Who, me?
00:57:24And now each man has two more tries.
00:57:28Evans of Stanton is the first vault of...
00:57:42The next try will be by Bobby Barnes of...
00:57:46Raleigh!
00:57:47Raleigh!
00:57:48Raleigh!
00:57:49Raleigh!
00:57:50Raleigh!
00:57:51Raleigh!
00:57:52Raleigh!
00:57:53Raleigh!
00:57:54Raleigh!
00:57:55Anything I can do to help you?
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58Keep quiet!
00:57:59Raleigh!
00:58:00Hot!
00:58:01He's got to get over that bar next time here we come. I've got an idea
00:58:17You get over that bar and we win this meet better do it Bobby. I gotta do it
00:58:36Like the Empire State building
00:58:47No, that isn't enough. We'll still be one point behind now. You've got to win
00:59:03Yeah, why didn't you do guys think of that earlier this afternoon? Oh, wait a minute
00:59:08How would you like to know the difference between nip and tuck?
00:59:12You'd like to know wouldn't you
00:59:14Yeah, but what does that got to do with you get over that bar and I'll tell you
00:59:31The entire meat hinges on this next wall if he makes it Raleigh wins by one point that is if he makes it
00:59:44He's quiet
00:59:47Please
01:00:00Quiet, please
01:00:02Please.
01:00:32Come on.
01:00:34Come on.
01:00:36Come on.
01:00:47Hey, hey, hey.
01:00:48Hey, hey, hey.
01:00:49How about it?
01:00:50How about what?
01:00:51The twins.
01:00:52How do you tell the difference?
01:00:54She's got a mole on her shoulder.
01:00:57Which one?
01:00:59The left one.
01:01:00No, no. I mean, which girl?
01:01:02Yarn.
01:01:21Hello, champ. How is everything?
01:01:23Oh, everything's great.
01:01:27Oh, Bobby.
01:01:28Hello.
01:01:30Joe.
01:01:31Now, Joe, this is early with a rash.
01:01:32I...
01:01:33Joe, please.
01:01:34Let's don't start all that over again, huh?
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Joe, I got some swell keyhole stuff for you for the gossip collar.
01:01:39Yeah, and I got a load of this.
01:01:40Bobby Barnes, the champ, is still nipping tucks with the twins.
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:43When is the twins?
01:01:44Gwen and Larry are back together again.
01:01:45And Don is on the verge of and hers.
01:01:46And Mary is practically running the highest temperature in the class.
01:01:47How do you like that?
01:01:48Kind of winchily, huh?
01:01:49Oh, gee, Joe.
01:01:50It's swell.
01:01:51It's swell.
01:01:52It's swell.
01:01:53It's swell.
01:01:54It's swell.
01:01:55It's swell.
01:01:56It's swell.
01:01:57It's swell.
01:01:58You ought to be here.
01:01:59Feelings, romance, love, life.
01:02:00Oh, Joe, everybody's so darn happy.
01:02:01That is...
01:02:02...merely everybody...
01:02:03The dawn is on the verge of an earth.
01:02:06And Mary is practically running the highest temperature in the class.
01:02:10How do you like that?
01:02:11Kind of winchily, huh?
01:02:13Oh, gee, Joe, it's swell. You ought to be here.
01:02:16The feeling, romance, love, life.
01:02:19Oh, Joe, everybody's so darn happy.
01:02:25That is, nearly everybody.
01:02:33Good night, all.
01:02:41Good night, all.
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