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  • 7/21/2025
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00:00Oh shit something y'all fuck with
00:30Oh shit
01:00Oh.
01:06Oh.
01:12Oh.
01:24Oh.
01:26Um.
01:28Let's see.
01:58Let's see.
02:28Let's see.
02:58Let's see.
03:27Let's see.
03:57Let's see.
04:27Yes, sir.
04:28Sure, sure, sure.
04:30We'll put all the contestants through the pages.
04:32See how they do in the three teams, and the one that performs the best will get the party.
04:36Yes, sir.
04:38And the most popular contender overall will get the coveted SUPER VILLAIN roll.
04:47Good one, pal.
04:48I am so, so, so, so, so sorry I called you that.
04:55I just got a bit carried away with the moment.
04:58It won't happen again.
05:01Yes, sir.
05:01Okay, okay, okay.
05:02Just leave it to me.
05:03I'll take care of everything.
05:04Miss Pennington, get me the first contest host on the line.
05:08Now!
05:09Now!
05:10Now.
05:10Bubble bass!
05:18Bubble bass!
05:19I couldn't have picked a greater culinary connoisseur to judge the best waiter.
05:23No, you could not.
05:26My superior, gastronomic, and grown-up skills will sort the majestic from the meek.
05:35Uh-huh, right.
05:36So, how is that high-fat, high-carb thing working out for you, anyway?
05:40Fine.
05:41Thank you very much.
05:44Anywho, just make sure you sort the good from the bad.
05:48Of course I will.
05:50That's why you chose me.
05:53Right.
05:54I'll be waiting.
06:06I'll be waiting.
06:36Let's go.
06:58That's the way!
07:03Love to move!
07:06What is going on?
07:36What is going on?
08:06What is going on?
08:36What is going on?
09:06What is going on?
09:36What is going on?
09:38What is going on?
09:40What is going on?
09:42What is going on?
09:44What is going on?
09:48What is going on?
09:50What is going on?
09:54What is going on?
10:00What is going on?
10:04What is going on?
10:06What is going on?
10:08What is going on?
10:12What is going on?
10:14What is going on?
10:16What is going on?
10:18What is going on?
10:20What is going on?
10:22What is going on?
10:24Going in this, gonna be history, I'm in the J-Zog's mystery!
10:44Okay, if that's what you want.
10:50J-Zog!
10:51You're the boss, I mean customer.
10:54Yes, I will get this.
10:56Whatever you think.
11:01I'm good at all.
11:03I'm so angry, Mr. Hank.
11:11You're the boss, I'm impressed with you.
11:16It's your funeral.
11:19Yes, you are the boss.
11:21Yes, on the other side of the building.
11:23Whatever you think.
11:24Yes, you are the boss.
11:27Yes, I will get this.
11:29Order up!
11:31It's a good boy!
11:33Okay, if that's what you want.
11:36Come and get him!
11:37It's your funeral.
11:42Order up, order up!
11:43Try to live dangerously, eh?
11:48Pitch, I will get this.
11:52Love's good to go.
11:53Whatever you say.
11:57Come and get it.
12:00Pull it up.
12:04Chow-zum.
12:09Try to live dangerously, eh?
12:13Okay, if that's what you want.
12:16Come and get it.
12:26Sounds great.
12:30Come and help.
12:33I love it.
12:37What a way.
12:39You take it.
12:41Slap, ready.
12:42Don't people get it.
12:43It's not my order.
12:45This isn't my order.
12:47Great.
12:49I've done my money.
12:51Come and help.
12:53Slap, ready.
12:54Come and help.
12:55This isn't an elf's order.
12:58You got it.
13:00Here's food.
13:01I've done my money.
13:06I love it.
13:07Come and help.
13:10Come and help.
13:11Your wish is my command.
13:14Order down.
13:15I love it.
13:15Uh-oh.
13:16That's someone else's order.
13:18I'm already.
13:19Order.
13:21You got it.
13:23You take it.
13:25That's someone else's order.
13:26Sounds great.
13:30Here's food.
13:33Sounds great.
13:34I've done.
13:34Bye bye.
13:35I love it.
13:38Pull it up.
13:39I love it.
13:41You take it.
13:43Order up.
13:44This isn't my order.
13:46Right away.
13:49Order down.
13:50Go to the table.
13:51You're not my everything.
13:53I'm ready.
13:54You're ready to go to the band.
13:58Sounds great.
14:03Right away.
14:04Here's food.
14:05I love it.
14:05I love it.
14:06I don't like it.
14:07Come along.
14:08I got my money.
14:11You test this.
14:13Go to the table.
14:14That's not mine.
14:16Order down.
14:18I'm ready.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:25Zombie.
14:27We lost.
14:49We lost.
14:53Order down.
14:55Amy out.
15:13That's awkward.
15:15Order down.
15:17I mean up.
15:45We lost.
15:47We lost.
15:49We lost.
15:51We lost.
15:55That was.
17:27All right, let's do this.
17:31What is this?
17:44There's not even more I am yet.
18:02Toy Story 3!
18:12Hurry, guys!
18:31Money's back from daycare!
18:33Okay, places, everyone!
18:35Let's go!
18:37Let's go!
18:39Let's go!
18:41Let's go!
18:43Let's go!
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18:51Let's go!
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18:55Let's go!
18:59Let's go!
19:01Let's go!
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19:11Let's go!
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19:15Let's go!
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19:19Let's go!
19:21Let's go!
19:23Let's go!
19:25Let's go!
19:27Let's go!
19:29Let's go!
19:31Let's go!
19:33Let's go!
19:35Let's go!
20:01Oh!
20:05I don't know.
20:35I forgot how difficult that fucking game was.
20:49Fuck it, let's play some Apescape.
20:51I haven't done that shit in a long time.
20:55Now I can start over.
21:05Sony Computer Entertainment America.
21:15Sony Computer Entertainment America.
21:19Or is it thatом Johnson?
21:21Aside from Valiant Dress is the movie man who had his turn over.
21:23CTAλη-ired officer.
21:25Sony Computer Entertainment America.
21:27uniformed and
21:44I don't know.
22:14go back to your rock
22:18here we go
22:21let's do it
22:27What are you doing?
22:46I know, I know.
22:53Here we go.
22:55Let's do it.
22:57Here we go.
22:59Here we go.
23:04Ape Escape 3.
23:06Ape Escape 3.
23:09Ape Escape 3.
23:19Ape Escape 3.
23:23I trust that everything is to your satisfaction, my dear friend Swayte.
23:44It's perfect. Very well. Let's team up.
23:49Wonderful. An exquisite decision.
23:52Finally it begins. My revenge against those who laughed at me.
23:59Mwahahahaha!
24:03I'm heading off to practice.
24:13Okay.
24:14Is Aki here?
24:16Huh?
24:17Hey, that's my pudding.
24:20There are monkeys all throughout the town. They're all over the TV.
24:24Anyway, anyway, this is huge.
24:26Hey, that hurts.
24:28Okay, there you are.
24:30Huh? That doesn't sound like a recording.
24:33Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Aki! Kay! Yumi!
24:38Oh, I'm so glad you're both safe.
24:41Really?
24:42Details later, but here's what's happening.
24:45All right.
24:46Those monkeys are loose again.
24:48They're out causing trouble all over the world.
24:52This time they're broadcasting weird television shows.
24:56That sounds kind of fun.
24:58No!
24:59Their shows are so stupid that anyone watching becomes a mindless couch potato.
25:06Well, I-I don't wanna scare you.
25:09But as you can see, Spike and Yumi and even the professor have all been affected.
25:15Oh my.
25:17If this continues, the monkeys will affect the whole world.
25:21Kay, Yumi, you're going to have to help us.
25:25Capture those monkeys and put an end to their mindless TV shows.
25:29I'm teleporting a monkey net to you. Use it to capture all of the monkeys.
25:34Be careful and good luck.
25:36Hey! Stop!
25:38Kay out!
25:40I hope Natalie will be okay.
25:42Well, at least now we know why things are so strange in town.
25:47That's the first time I've seen one of those monkeys.
25:50The teleport is complete.
25:53I guess it wasn't just one of Natalie's bad jokes.
25:57Oh my!
25:58Oh!
26:00What are you doing?
26:05What?
26:06Ah!
26:08Go away!
26:09Hurry!
26:10Capture him!
26:11Alright!
26:12Leave it to me!
26:17Here I go!
26:18I'm gonna catch you, that monkey!
26:23Hey!
26:24Hey!
26:25Yo!
26:26Hey!
26:27Yo!
26:28Hey!
26:29Yo!
26:30Yo!
26:31Hey!
26:32Yo!
26:33Hey!
26:34Yo!
26:36Hey!
26:37Yo!
26:38Hey!
26:39Hey!
26:44Yo! Hey!
26:46Yo!
26:48Hey!
26:50Hey!
26:52Hey!
26:54You're mine!
27:04You really got quite a workout there.
27:09Good job!
27:14Captured monkey teleportation complete.
27:18Just what's going on here?
27:20I guess...
27:22I guess that everything Natalie said was true.
27:26I guess that those monkeys are causing havoc all over the world.
27:31We have to capture all of those monkeys and stop their TV shows.
27:37Yumi, Kay, we need the two of you all.
27:40Will you help us?
27:42Sure!
27:43Of course!
27:44This is the secret TV station base where we'll be providing support to you on your adventures.
27:56The warp pad that used to be in our room was destroyed by the monkeys, so we've rebuilt the rear part of the laboratory.
28:08If you get on the front warp pad here, you can head out to go capture the monkeys.
28:20We've got a game saving device and a bunch of others all ready for you to use, so be sure to put them to good use.
28:27Hey!
28:28Hey!
28:29Hey!
28:30Hey!
28:31Hey!
28:32That's the warp pad.
28:34From there you'll head right into the TV program.
28:35Hey!
28:36Hey!
28:37Hey!
28:38Hey!
28:39Hey!
28:40That's the warp pad.
28:41From there you'll head right into the TV program.
28:44Hey!
28:45Hey!
28:46Hey!
28:47Hey!
28:48Hey!
28:49Hey!
28:50Hey!
28:51Hey!
28:52Hey!
28:53Hey!
28:54Hey!
28:55Hey!
28:56Hey!
28:57Hey!
28:58Hey!
28:59Hey!
29:00Hey!
29:01Hey!
29:02Hey!
29:03Hey!
29:04Hey!
29:05Hey!
29:06Hey!
29:07Hey!
29:08Hey!
29:09Hey!
29:10Hey!
29:11Hey!
29:12Hey!
29:13Here I go!
29:43Here I go!
30:11Here I go!
30:20Here I go!
30:26Here I go!
30:32Hey!
30:34Yo!
30:36Yo!
30:38Yo!
30:40Yo!
30:42Yo!
30:44Yo!
30:46Hey!
30:48Hey!
30:50Hey!
30:52Hey!
30:54Hey!
30:56Hey!
30:58Hey! How's it going?
31:00Hey!
31:02Hey!
31:04Hey!
31:06Hey!
31:08Hey!
31:10Hey!
31:12Hey!
31:14.
31:16Hey!
31:18Hey!
31:20Hey!
31:22You?
31:24Today it's abelie.
31:26Hey!
31:28Yeah, those fucking monkeys.
31:58In time attack mode, you have to capture monkeys within a certain amount of time.
32:11Each stage has its own number of monkeys you'll need to capture.
32:20Try and capture them as quickly as you possibly can.
32:23Good luck!
32:28Good luck!
32:58How long is the video?
33:28How long is the video?

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