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01:18Take off your pants or they're going to piss on you. Sorry sir. I was born in Uganda
01:35Studied in Pondicherry, so little slow in Hindi. So slowly samjana I say
01:39Jalvi kisko hai
01:41Hmm
01:43Pirsse penele aapne
01:45Vastra utarie
01:47Naito ye aap per
01:49Mutravisarjan karega
01:51Kisko mutravisarjan karega
01:53Kisko mutravisarjan karega
01:55Aba maho pandeta aya engineering padde
01:59Chala na
02:01Bada na
02:03Hei bara sare
02:05Hei bara
02:09Bara nahi to
02:11Naito
02:13Naito
02:15Maito me tere dharwaze me mutravisarjan karega
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03:01Karega
03:03Bunch!
03:05Bunch!
03:11Che!
03:19Saat!
03:27Aart!
03:33Aart!
03:35Aart!
03:45Aart!
03:47Aart!
03:49Aart!
03:51Aart!
03:53Aart!
03:55Aart!
03:57Aart!
03:59Aart!
04:01Aart!
04:03Aart!
04:05Aart!
04:07Aart!
04:09Aart!
04:11Aart!
04:13Aart!
04:15Aart!
04:17Aart!
04:19Aart!
04:29Saltwater is a great conductor of electricity.
04:31It's standard physics.
04:33We studied it.
04:35Salih has applied it.
04:41ICE was named Dr. Viru Sahastra Buddhe.
04:45But all of them were called a virus.
04:47Computer virus.
04:49Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen.
04:59When we got to get to the power of electricity,
05:01the one who had abandoned the nightmare.
05:03We didn't have to make it on the dead.
05:05We could put a tab on the shirt,
05:07and put a velcro and put a hook.
05:09We could put a plug,
05:10but it was hard to try.
05:12The mind trained me to do this.
05:14We could put a ball in both hands.
05:16can be done.
05:20At 2.00,
05:21we took the power nap
05:23and took the opera
05:25and took the opera.
05:29We had instructions
05:30that all the unproductive work
05:32like shaving and cutting
05:33and cutting
05:34all the 7 minutes
05:35will be done.
05:46What is this?
05:53Sir, a nest.
05:54Who is it?
05:55Sir, a nest.
05:56Sir, a coil bird's nest.
05:57Yes.
05:58The coil has never been made
06:00in its fingers.
06:01It keeps its fingers
06:03in its fingers.
06:04And when the children
06:07come to this world,
06:08what do they do?
06:09The children
06:11kill the other
06:13and kill the fingers
06:15and kill them.
06:20Competition is over.
06:22The life begins
06:23with murder.
06:25That's nature.
06:27Compete
06:28or die.
06:31You also are like
06:32the coil bird.
06:37Or you won't it.
06:38The ones who killed
06:39you are in the IC.
06:42Don't forget
06:43that every year
06:44the IC
06:45has 4,000,000 applications.
06:46And only
06:48200 selects
06:49from them.
06:50You!
06:51And this
06:52finished
06:53broken eggs.
06:55My son
06:58has applied
06:59for three years.
07:00Rejected.
07:01Every time.
07:02Remember, life is a race.
07:03If you don't run
07:10fast,
07:11no one will run
07:12from you.
07:13Let me tell you
07:14a very interesting story.
07:16This is a
07:18astronaut's pen.
07:19There's nothing
07:20in the space.
07:21There's nothing
07:22in the fountain pen,
07:23nothing
07:24in the space.
07:25After
07:26$1,000,000,000,
07:28any angle,
07:29any temperature,
07:30zero gravity,
07:31we can write.
07:32One day,
07:33when I was a student,
07:34the director of our institute
07:35called me.
07:36He said,
07:37Yes, sir.
07:38Come here.
07:39I was scared.
07:41He showed me this pen.
07:42He said,
07:44this is a symbol
07:45of excellence.
07:46I give it to you.
07:49And every day
07:51you will get
07:52an extraordinary
07:53student,
07:54you will get
07:55this pen to him.
07:57Viru Sastrabuddhi
07:58is waiting
07:59for the next
08:00Viru Sastrabuddhi.
08:01Good.
08:02Hands down.
08:03Notice the board.
08:04I said,
08:05put down your hands.
08:06Sir,
08:07I have a question,
08:08sir.
08:09Sir,
08:10there's no fountain pen
08:11and bone pen
08:12in the space.
08:13So,
08:14why did astronauts
08:15use the pencil?
08:16It's $1,000,000.
08:17I will get back to you on this.
08:47I will get back to you on this
08:49night.
08:50I will get back to you on this
08:51night.
08:52I will tell you,
08:53you will die with him.
08:54You will die with him.
08:55You are the virus
08:56full KLPT.
08:57Come here.
08:58You are great.
08:59Forgive me.
09:00Come here.
09:01Come here.
09:02You are not your school.
09:03Who will die?
09:04Your father?
09:05No.
09:06What are you doing?
09:08Listen.
09:09There's a fee for school.
09:11It looks like a uniform.
09:12Stop.
09:13Whatever you like,
09:14you will buy a uniform.
09:15buy a uniform.
09:16You are going to sit in class.
09:17You are such a good
09:18stuff.
09:19You are going to go
09:20and get it going.
09:21You are going to go.
09:22If you are going to go,
09:23you are going to get it.
09:24A uniform change.
09:25School change.
09:26There was a thing in that.
09:27It was a way to challenge the world
09:28by the way to the world.
09:30It was a little bit of a
09:31monkey in the face.
09:32We were all going to go to
09:33the remote control of the professor's
09:34remote control.
09:35It was the only one
09:36that was probably not the machine.
09:37What is a machine?
09:40a machine.
09:46What are you doing?
09:48Actually, sir, I wanted to study in engineering college.
09:52Today I'm sitting here.
09:54It's a lot of fun, sir.
09:56You don't need to have much fun.
09:58Tell the definition of machine.
10:00Sir, a machine is anything that reduces human effort, sir.
10:04Will you please elaborate?
10:06Uh...
10:08Sir, uh...
10:10Every thing that is easy to do,
10:12or is it a machine, sir.
10:14It's hot.
10:16Put the button on the air.
10:18It's a fan.
10:19It's a machine, sir.
10:20You can talk to your friends.
10:22A machine, sir.
10:24I'm using a calculator.
10:26It's a machine, sir.
10:28Sir, actually, we're from the machines.
10:30With the pen and the zip,
10:32all the machines.
10:34It's a machine.
10:36What is the definition?
10:38Sir, I'm telling you, sir.
10:40You will write all these in the exam?
10:42It's a machine.
10:44Up, down, up, down.
10:46Idiot.
10:47Anybody else?
10:48Yes?
10:49Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected
10:52that their relative motions are constrained,
10:54and by which means force and motion may be transmitted
10:56and modified as a screw in its nut,
10:58or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum,
11:00or a pulley about its pivot, etc.
11:02Especially a construction more or less complex,
11:04consisting of a combination of moving parts
11:06or simple mechanical elements,
11:08as wheels, levers, cams, etc.
11:10What a joke.
11:11Perfect.
11:12Please sit down.
11:15But, sir, I told you that too, sir.
11:17In the easy language.
11:19If you like a simple language,
11:21then join the Arts in Commerce College.
11:23But, sir, you need to understand that.
11:25What is the use of the definition of the book?
11:28You know more than the book.
11:30In the book, there is the only definition.
11:32And if you don't know it,
11:33then you will write it.
11:35But, sir, there are also books...
11:36Sit down.
11:37Oh, why?
11:39Go out in the easy language.
11:41Idiot.
11:42So, we were discussing about the machine.
11:43Hey!
11:44Why are you coming back?
11:45Sir, I forgot something.
11:46What?
11:47What?
11:48What?
11:49What?
11:50Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize,
11:51debate and explain information that are illustrative,
11:53non-illustrative, hard-born, paper-backed,
11:54Jacketed, non-jacketed, with forward introduction,
11:56table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment,
11:58understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain
12:01through sensory root of vision.
12:02Sometimes, I have to say,
12:03I have to say,
12:04I have to say,
12:05I have to say,
12:06I have to say,
12:07I have to say,
12:08I have to say,
12:09I have to say,
12:10I have to say,
12:11I have to say,
12:12I have to say,
12:13I have to say,
12:14I have to say,
12:15I have to say,
12:16I have to say,
12:17I have to say,
12:18I have to say,
12:20I have to say,
12:21I have to say,
12:22I have to say,
12:23what do you want to say?
12:25tablets or books?
12:28Books forgot, sir?
12:29They shouldn't say them straight?
12:30They couldn't say them straight?
12:31A little bit before,
12:32but you liked them straight,
12:34Now,
12:35I have to say them straight.
12:40The teachers used to keep the training on the class.
12:43They'd go from one class,
12:44foreign
13:14Let's go back.
13:17Today we have an essay leader
13:19who believes that he can study better from our highly qualified teachers.
13:24So today Professor Ranjhojda Starcher will teach us engineering.
13:44We do not have all day.
14:14You have 30 seconds to explain the meaning of the word in the boat.
14:28If you want, you can use the book.
14:30If you get the answer, you will do it.
14:33Let's see who comes first and who comes last.
14:37Your time starts now.
14:44Time up.
15:10Time up, sir. Time up.
15:14What?
15:16Did you get the answer to anyone?
15:19Now let's rewind your life and think.
15:24When I asked this question,
15:26did you think that you will get to learn something new today?
15:29It will be fun.
15:31Anyone?
15:32Sir?
15:33No.
15:34Everything is in the race.
15:38What is the benefit of studying first?
15:43Is it going to increase our knowledge?
15:45No.
15:46It will only increase the pressure.
15:48No.
15:49No.
15:50No.
15:51No.
15:52No.
15:53No.
15:54No.
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16:35No.
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16:37No.
16:38No.
16:39No.
16:40No.
16:41No.
16:42I will never leave my hands on my poor students' hands.
16:50What?
16:53What is it?
16:58The house was in the 1950s of black and white films.
17:03There was a small camera with a paralyzed mother,
17:06a special mother,
17:08and a baby.
17:10There was a spring,
17:12and a 24-hour running water.
17:15She retired.
17:17She was tired and tired.
17:19She was a post-master.
17:21After the paralysis,
17:23the body was closed,
17:25and the salary was full.
17:27She was 28.
17:29She was 800.
17:31She didn't get married.
17:33She was married.
17:35She was 12.
17:37She was 12.
17:39She was 12.
17:40She was 12 in the country.
17:41And then,
17:42you will come to college.
17:44Tell us,
17:45what will we eat?
17:46Mother?
17:48We will take the milk?
17:49Yes.
17:50The milk will be in a few days
17:51in a few days,
17:52in a few days,
17:53in a few days,
17:54in a few days.
17:55Mother!
17:56Mother?
17:57Mother?
17:58Mother!
17:59You're still alive.
18:00You have to leave.
18:01Yes.
18:02It's a good thing.
18:03You have to do it.
18:04You have to do it.
18:05Do it.
18:06You have to do it.
18:07You have to do it.
18:08You have to leave.
18:09If you have a problem at home, you will not tell your son, then who will tell your friends?
18:18Hey, Raju.
18:22There was a big doubt.
18:24Tell your friends, that your mother will reach their eyes.
18:28Then we thought, let's get rid of it.
18:29Let's concentrate on the water.
18:39What do you think of their eczema cream?
18:49Do you have any more roti, son?
18:51No, no, no.
18:52It's gone.
18:53It's gone.
18:59Oh, uncle!
19:05Listen, three large vodka.
19:07You'll be drinking water.
19:08You're dead, you guys.
19:09And what's in the start-up?
19:10You took the two plates.
19:11Leave it.
19:12And let me change the music.
19:14Something like that.
19:15Pia!
19:16What the hell is this?
19:17What is this?
19:18It's an 18th century watch.
19:21Guys, what do you say?
19:23Look at Suhas's wife.
19:24She's a doctor.
19:26She's wearing a house with 200 rupees.
19:28Please take it.
19:30Hi, Cancer.
19:31Hey, Aunty.
19:32You're looking good.
19:34Don't miss my set, darling.
19:36Rubies?
19:37Mandalay.
19:38Mandalay!
19:39Wow!
19:40Hey, let's go meet David.
19:41Let's go meet me.
19:41Of course!
19:42Of course!
19:46Excuse me.
19:49Yes?
19:50Flas.
19:53Take this glass.
19:55Why?
19:56If you throw the glass,
19:57my head will break.
19:59Why would I kill you?
20:00Because I'm going to give you a little free advice.
20:03What?
20:04Never get married from that glass.
20:07Excuse me?
20:08That man has a price tag.
20:09It's a price tag.
20:10Listen.
20:11He'll give you a different product.
20:13Hello?
20:14If you're going to live,
20:15your future will be finished.
20:16Demo.
20:19How many of them do I know?
20:22I don't know.
20:23He knows himself.
20:24Yes.
20:25He is.
20:26He's a man.
20:26I don't know.
20:27He owns the money.
20:27He's a man.
20:28He's a man.
20:28He's a man.
20:29I don't know.
20:30I don't know.
20:31Just watch.
20:32Oh my God!
20:33Hey!
20:34Hey!
20:35Hey!
20:36Hey!
20:37Hey!
20:37Hey!
20:38Hey!
20:39Hey!
20:40Hey!
20:40Three hundred dollar shoes.
20:41Let's go.
20:42Don't give me free advice, Elena.
20:44Let's go.
20:45Genuine Italian leather hand-stitched.
20:52Dad.
20:53How are you?
20:58These are my students.
21:00What are you doing here?
21:05One second.
21:07This is very good.
21:09Smelling very good.
21:10I don't have a place for the food.
21:11Let's go to the side.
21:12Okay.
21:13Hi.
21:14Hey.
21:15Hi.
21:16You opened my eyes.
21:18Thank you so much.
21:20Oh.
21:21What's that?
21:22That was my fault.
21:23Can I ask you for a little more help?
21:25Yeah, yeah.
21:26I won't give this engagement with my dad.
21:29No.
21:30You explain so well.
21:32If you give them a demo, then...
21:33Why not?
21:34We'll give them a demo.
21:35Raju, let's go.
21:36Let's go.
21:37You're really sweet.
21:38Hey.
21:39Where are you?
21:40Daddy, I'll tell you.
21:41You're right behind me.
21:42Yes.
21:43Come on.
21:48Come on.
21:49Come on.
21:50Come on.
21:51Free advice.
21:52You have to take them.
21:53I'll go.
21:54What are you doing here?
21:56Sir.
21:57Come on, sir.
21:59Come on, sir.
22:00Me.
22:01Give me.
22:02My wife.
22:03My wife.
22:04My wife.
22:05My wife.
22:06My wife.
22:07My wife.
22:08Sir.
22:09How much of your daughter is this?
22:11It's empty.
22:12You don't have to drink.
22:14Just kidding.
22:15We've called you.
22:16You'll probably be with the girls.
22:18No, sir.
22:19We're actually...
22:20Science.
22:21Can you explain?
22:22Can you explain?
22:23Dad?
22:24You explain very well.
22:25We'll give you a demo.
22:26Give me one.
22:27Sir.
22:28Actually,
22:29there's a lot of electricity in Delhi.
22:30And there's a lot of problems.
22:31Because of that,
22:32I thought I'd make an inverter with the batteries.
22:33So,
22:34I thought I'd make an inverter with the batteries.
22:35Oh.
22:36Wow.
22:37So, you've made an inverter.
22:38So,
22:39you've made an inverter with the batteries.
22:40Oh.
22:41Wow.
22:42So, you've made an inverter.
22:43Yes.
22:44Sir.
22:45You've made an inverter.
22:46Yes.
22:47Sir.
22:48Is the design ready?
22:51Where is the design?
22:52Farhan?
22:53Huh?
22:54Did you give me a design?
22:55Yes.
22:56I gave Raju.
22:57Raju.
22:58Design.
23:00Sir.
23:01Actually, let me show you the design.
23:02Sir.
23:03I'll show you the inverter.
23:04You can only show you the inverter.
23:06No.
23:07No, sir.
23:08Sir.
23:09I'll show you the inverter.
23:10I promise.
23:11And...
23:12I'll show you the name of it, sir.
23:14Because after all,
23:15you've invented your daughter's wedding.
23:17So, it'll be an honor...
23:19Farhan.
23:20Raju.
23:21I want you to meet in the office tomorrow.
23:26Raju, understand yourself.
23:27You're playing a game with us.
23:29Divide and rule.
23:30You're not afraid.
23:31You're not afraid.
23:32I'm afraid.
23:33I'm good grades for the good grades.
23:35And grades are in his hands.
23:36I won't be like you.
23:37I won't be like you.
23:38I won't be like Raju.
23:39I won't be like you.
23:40Raju.
23:41What are you doing?
23:42What are you saying?
23:43You're not trying to do it.
23:44You're not trying to do it.
23:45All is well.
23:46All is well.
23:47All is well.
23:48You're not going to be like him, but I'm not.
23:50Hey, you're crossing the line.
23:51No, I'm making line.
23:52Because I must support my family.
23:53My mother's salary goes to my mother's savings.
23:57It's not going to get married.
24:00Because the girl needs $800.
24:04It's been the last five years.
24:07My mother didn't buy one half.
24:11What can we talk about in argument?
24:15How much money is reasonable in one year?
24:18My mother is having fun.
24:21Raju, we will study.
24:23We will study.
24:24But not to pass the exam.
24:26Any mother has said that you don't have to be able to do it.
24:30Don't run away from success.
24:32Don't run away from excellence.
24:34You will run away from success.
24:36What mother has said?
24:38Father, leave us.
24:40You will die.
24:43Raju, don't get tension.
24:45Nothing is impossible.
24:47Nothing is impossible.
24:51Don't run away from success.
24:54Raju has changed the train.
24:58Now he has to go through the journey.
25:01Hindi, not English.
25:03English.
25:04S-U-F-F-E-R.
25:06рдЪрддреНрддреБрд░ рдХреЛ рд╕рдм silencer рдмреБрд▓рд╛рддреЗ рдереЗ.
25:09Mind рдХреЛ рд╢рд╛рдк рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП,
25:11рдХреЛрдИ рдмрдВрдЧрд╛рд▓реА рдмрд╛рдмрд╛ рдХрд╛ рдЪреВрд░рди рдЦрд╛рддрд╛ рдерд╛.
25:14рдлрд┐рд░ silently рдЧрд░рдо рд╣рд╡рд╛рдПрдВ рдЫреЛрдбрддрд╛ рдерд╛.
25:17I didn't do it.
25:19Raju.
25:21рдФрд░ рдЗрд▓реНрдЬрд╛рдо рд╣рдореЗрд╢рд╛ рджреВрд╕рд░реЛрдВ рдкреЗ рдареЛрдХрддрд╛ рдерд╛.
25:24Silencer рджрд┐рди рдореЗрдВ 18 рдЧрдВрдЯреЗ рд░рдЯреНрддрд╛ рдорд╛рд░рддрд╛ рдерд╛.
25:27рдФрд░ рдПрдХреНрдЬрд╛рдореНрд╕ рдХреА рд░рд╛рдд рджреВрд╕рд░реЛрдВ рдХреЛ рдкрдврд╝рд╛рдИ рд╕реЗ distract рдХрд░рддрд╛ рдерд╛.
25:34рдЙрд╕рдХрд╛ рдорд╛рдирдирд╛ рдерд╛ рдХрд┐ рдПрдХреНрдЬрд╛рдореНрд╕ рдЯреЙрдк рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рджреЛ рд╣реА рддрд░реАрдХреЗ рд╣реИрдВ.
25:37рдпрд╛ рддреЛ рдЦреБрдж рдорд╛рд░реНрдХреНрд╕ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреЗ рд▓реЗ рдЖрдУ, рдпрд╛ рджреВрд╕рд░реЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдХрдо рдХрд░рд╛рдУ.
25:45Ranchu рдиреЗ silencer рдХреЛ рд╕рдмрдХ рд╕рд┐рдЦрд╛рдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рдФрд░ рд░рд╛рдЬреБ рдХреЛ рдмрдЪрд╛рдиреЗ рдХрд╛ combined plan рдордирд╛рдпрд╛.
25:52рд╣рдорд╛рд░реЗ рдбрд╛рдпрд░реЗрдХреНрдЯрд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдиреЗ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдХрдИ рдЪрдорддрдХрд╛рд░ рдХрд┐рдпреЗ рд╣реИрдВ.
25:59рдЪрдорддрдХрд╛рд░ рдХрд╛ рдорддрд▓рдм рд╣реИ?
26:00рдорддрд▓рдм рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд┐рдП, рджреВрдмреЗ рдЬреА. рдореИрдВ рдпрд╛рдж рдХрд░ рд▓реЗрдВрдЧреЗ.
26:03I'll memorize it.
26:04рдЕрд░реЗ рд░рдЯреНрдЯреВ рдкреЛрдкрд╛рдЯ.
26:05Teachers Day рдкреЗ introductory speech рджреЗрдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЪрддреБрд░ рдХреЛ рдЪреБрдирд╛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рдерд╛.
26:09рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рдЗрд░рд╕ рдХреЛ impress рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЕрдкрдиреА speech рд▓рд╛рдЗрдмрд░реЗрдЬрд┐рди рджреВрдмреЗ рд╕реЗ рд╢реВрдд рд╣рд┐рдВрджреА рдореЗрдВ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╡рд╛рдИ.
26:16Hello?
26:18Yes, call me.
26:19Chatur, your phone is your phone.
26:21Dubeji, you have a printer at your house.
26:23I'll come here.
26:24Rattu Pobot.
26:26I'll do this too.
26:32Dubeji, you remember the director.
26:35Okay?
26:36Yes, now?
26:37Okay, okay.
26:38Give me this to Chatur, I'll come here.
26:40Yes.
26:41Hello?
26:45Hello?
26:46Hello?
26:47Mr. Ramlingam?
26:48Yes.
26:49Yes, I'm talking to Lajpat Nagar Police Station.
26:52Are you from Uganda?
26:54Yes, sir.
26:55Yes.
26:56Yes, there is no danger of your knowledge.
26:58What?
26:59How?
27:00Listen to my instructions.
27:02Otherwise, if you leave college, you will die in the beach road.
27:07Why?
27:08What happened?
27:09Chatur has recovered from this.
27:11Before he ran into his speech, he changed his speech.
27:14He's like,
27:15He's become a fool.
27:17You called me, sir?
27:19How do I do?
27:20Dubai?
27:21Librarian?
27:25Permanent, sir.
27:26Congratulations.
27:28One minute.
27:29Commissioner, hold on.
27:31Excuse me, sir.
27:33Sir?
27:34Oh, come on.
27:35Hello, sir.
27:36No, sir.
27:37I didn't take it.
27:38Who was I?
27:40No, sir.
27:41Yeah.
27:42Hello, yes, sir?
27:43Yes, sir.
27:44I didn't know about that.
27:45You had said.
27:46I'm outside the gate, I'm outside.
27:47My, my?
27:48Yes.
27:49Let's see.
27:50Once you're outside the gate, you will see an signal in front.
27:52The traffic signal.
27:53Yeah?
27:54Traffic signal?
27:55Yes.
27:56It will be red, that means red, then all the cars will stop.
28:01Okay, okay, then?
28:03Then you cross the road with your attention.
28:05What is it, son?
28:06Today the traffic is a lot more.
28:08So, if you don't want to die from the car, you can die.
28:12What nonsense, I know that.
28:14You know that? Very good, son.
28:16Then you're safe.
28:17Good, good.
28:18Popat.
28:24Hey, Silencer.
28:26You don't call me that, chancher.
28:33Hey, the director didn't call us.
28:36He said a little bit, Dubeji.
28:37I told you I remembered.
28:38I remembered?
28:40Don't lie!
28:48If you don't, sir, don't you?
28:51He said,
28:52He said,
28:53Atiti Vishesh Shikshan Mantri Shri R.D. Tripathi Ji
28:58Manniya Shikshagan or Mere Piyar Saapati
29:03Aaj agar I see Aasman ki Bulandiyo
29:06Ko Choo Raha
29:08To Uska Shreya Sirf
29:10Ek Insan Ko Jaata hai
29:13Shri Viru Sahastra Budhe
29:15Give me a answer
29:16Sir
29:18Kool Boorai Hai Parishat Hamare
29:21He's a great guy
29:23Wow
29:25Pichle 32 Saar Se Inhoon Nairant
29:28East College Me
29:30Baladkar Pe Baladkar
29:35Iska Matlab e Chamatkar Pe Chamatkar Kiya hai
29:37Uumid hai Aaghe Bhi Karte Rheenghe
29:42Hume Toh Aashtiaria Hota Hai
29:44Ki Eek Insan Aapne Jeevan Kaal Me
29:47Itni Baladkar Kajse Kar Saka
29:50Inhoon Nairant Aashta
29:55Inhoon Nairant Kari Tapasya Se Aapne Aapko
29:57Is Kaabil Bunaaya Hai
29:59I can say if you can take a pool now is the mall boy in city
30:08Aaj ham sub chatra ya ha
30:18ъ░Ая┐╜┘И ╪п█М╪┤ ┘И ╪п█М╪┤ ┘Б█М┘Д ╪м┘Д ┌п█М
30:22┘И╪з╪п╪з █Б█Т ╪з╪и ╪│█Т ╪м╪│ ╪п█М╪┤ ┘Е█М┌║ █Б┘И┌║ ┌п█Т
30:26┘И█Б╪з┌║ ╪и┘Д╪з╪п ┌й╪▒ ┌й╪▒█М┌║ ┌п█Т
30:28ICE ┌й╪з ┘Ж╪з┘Е ╪▒┘И╪┤┘Ж ┌й╪▒█М┌║ ┌п█Т
30:38╪п█М┌й┌╛╪з ╪п█М┌║ ┌п█Т ╪│╪и ┌й┘И
30:42╪м┘И ╪и┘Д╪з╪п ┌й╪▒ ┌й╪▒┘Ж█Т ┌й█М ╪┤╪з┘Е╪к╪з
30:45█М█Б╪з┌║ ┌й█Т ┌Ж┌╛╪з╪к╪▒┘И┌║ ┘Е█М┌║ █Б█Т
30:47┘И█Б ╪│┘Ж╪│╪▒ ┌й█Т ┌й╪│█М ┌Ж┌╛╪з╪к╪▒ ┘Е█М┌║ ┘Ж█Б█М┌║
30:51┘Д┘И ╪в╪п┌╛╪▒ ┌Ж┌╛╪з╪к╪▒┘И┌║
30:55┘Д┘И ╪в╪п┌╛╪▒ ┌Ж┌╛╪з╪к╪▒┘И┌║
30:56╪з╪п┌╛╪▒┘Ж█М╪з ┘Е┘Ж╪к╪▒█М ╪м█М
31:00┘Ж┘Е╪┤┌й
31:01╪в┘╛ ┘Ж█Т ╪з╪│ ╪│╪з┘И╪│╪к╪з┘Ж ┌й┘И
31:04┘И█Б ┌Ж█М╪▓ ╪п█М
31:06╪м╪│ ┌й█Т █Б┘Е█М┌║ ╪│╪о╪к ╪╢╪▒┘И╪▒╪к ╪к┌╛█М
31:09╪п┘Ж ╪п┘Ж
31:11╪│╪к┘Ж
31:11┌й┘И┘Ж ┘Е█Б█М┘Ж
31:16┌й┘И┘Ж ┘Е█Б█М┘Ж
31:17┌й╪│█М ╪з┘╛┘Е╪з╪з┘Ж ╪п╪▒┌п ╪и╪з╪к█Т
31:20┌п┌╛╪▒╪з╪▒ █Б┘И ┌й┌╛╪з █М█Б
31:20╪│╪к┘Ж █Б┘И╪к╪з ╪│╪и█М ┌й█Т ┘╛╪з╪│ █Б█Т
31:23╪│╪и ┌Ж┌╛┘╛╪з ┌й█Т ╪▒┌й┌╛╪к█Т █Б█М┌║
31:25╪п█М╪к╪з ┌й┘И╪ж█М ┘Ж█Б█М┌║
31:28┌й┘И┘Ж ┘Е█Б█М┘Ж
31:30┌й┘И┘Ж ┘Е█Б█М┘Ж
31:31┌й┘И┘Ж ┘Е█Б█М┘Ж
31:33╪в╪и ┘Ж█Т ╪з┘╛┘Ж╪з ╪│╪к┘Ж
31:35╪з╪│ ╪и┘Д╪з╪п ┌й╪▒█М ┘╛┘И╪▒┘И╪┤ ┌й█М █Б╪з╪к┌╛ ┘Е█М┌║ ╪п█М╪з █Б█Т
31:39╪з┘И╪▒ ╪п█М┌й┌╛╪ж█Т
31:42█М█Б ┌й╪ж█М╪│╪з ╪з╪│ ┌й╪з ╪з┘И┘╛█М┘И┌║ ┌й╪▒╪к╪з █Б█Т
31:46╪│╪з╪│█Т ┘╛█Б┘Ж█Т
31:46╪з╪│█Т ┘╛█Б┘Ж█Т
31:47┌й╪к┌╛ ┘Ж█Б█М┌║ █Б█Т ╪к┘Е█Б╪з╪▒█Т ┘╛╪з╪│
31:48╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:49╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:50╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:50╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:51╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:52╪│╪и█М ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:53╪м╪и ripe
31:57╪│╪и█Т ╪в┘Е╪п┌╛╪▒
31:58╪│┘И┌С ┘╛┘И ╪з█М┌й ╪┤┘И┌й █М╪з╪п ╪в ╪▒█Б█Т ┌п█Т
32:00╪│┘Ж ╪│┘Ж
32:01╪з╪и ╪з┘╛┘Ж█Т ┘╛╪з╪п┘Ж█Т ┌й█М ╪╖╪з┘В╪к
32:02╪│╪з┘Ж╪│┌й╪╣╪к ┘╛█Б ╪│┘Е╪м┌╛█Т ┌п╪з
32:03I don't know
32:33If you think you're going to kill a ratta, then you'll be able to kill a ratta, then you'll be able to kill a ratta for 4 years.
32:42But for the next 40 years, you'll be able to kill a ratta for 40 years.
32:47I don't know how many expensive gifts are, Suhas.
32:54Put it in, Piya. You're gonna be Suhas Tindan's wife. Where's the bill, man?
33:03I'll be back, huh?
33:13You changed the speech. Don't say shut up.
33:16Oh, uh, yes.
33:18What's your problem with my dad?
33:20I don't have any problem. I'm going to make an inverter in their name.
33:23Let's see.
33:28Why did my dad leave behind me?
33:30Because he's not in a factory.
33:32In which every year, a ratta is manufactured.
33:34Look at that, that's your ratta.
33:45How dare you call him a ratta?
33:46So what do I say?
33:47He did engineering, he did MBA, he went to America and he was doing bank monocry.
33:51If he didn't do bank monocry, then why did he do that?
33:54Why did he do that?
33:55For such things, life is only a profit and loss statement.
33:57You're looking for profit, that's why you're with me.
33:59You're the daughter of the director, you're the doctor, you're the doctor, you're the doctor, you're the doctor, you're the doctor.
34:03You don't have to take it from yourself.
34:05What do you think of yourself?
34:08What does Suhas mean?
34:09I don't have interest in Suhas.
34:11Oh, no, no, no.
34:13One minute.
34:14You have to show a demo every time.
34:17Hey, Suhas.
34:19Who was it?
34:21I've been looking for you.
34:22The house is gone, man.
34:24The money is gone.
34:25What?
34:26You lost the watch?
34:27No, no, no.
34:28What was it?
34:29It was $400,000.
34:30$400,000?
34:31It was $500,000.
34:32But the time was told.
34:33Shut up!
34:34How could you be so careless, Pia?
34:36This callous attitude is disgusting.
34:38It's disrespectful.
34:39But that was a limited edition watch, you just lost.
34:42It's just for Freeman.
34:43Now, you're going to wear your 18th century house.
34:46What?
34:47What are you doing?
34:49No, no, No, No, no.
34:51Roy Moore has to start.
34:52Real mature, Pia.
34:53I can't handle this.
34:55Roy Moore has to stop and find!
35:11Don't let me find more people for this place.
35:13Damn it!
35:19Hey!
35:22What are you doing here?
35:30Hey!
35:32Have you been drinking?
35:33Yes, man.
35:35Two or four.
35:37Two or four?
35:39Hey, this was a child.
35:40For the child.
35:42For the kids.
35:43What is this?
35:45Virus office's duplicate, Chabi.
35:49Shh, shh, shh, shh.
35:51In the envelope, there's question papers.
35:54What Dad set himself.
35:56For Raju to fail.
35:58Take it off!
36:00No matter what.
36:02It's cheating, man.
36:07Everything's fair in love and war.
36:11Okay, let me know.
36:14Do you really feel?
36:17Who's the name?
36:20Who's the name?
36:21Who's the name?
36:22Who's the name?
36:28One minute.
36:29Take a break.
36:30Take a break.
36:31Take a break.
36:33You're so cute.
36:37But why do you eat so much?
36:40You're a traitor.
36:41You're a traitor.
36:4217
36:43Venom.
36:44You're a traitor.
36:46Shazla.
36:47This seems like its missiles.
36:49Let's get see.
36:50Come.
36:51Today, Bush's rubbed.
36:53400 people killed.
36:55200 people killed.
36:56Let's get out.
36:57Come on.
36:58I'll get you.
36:59I'll get you.
37:00I'll get you.
37:01I'll get you.
37:02Come on.
37:03I'll get you.
37:04I'll get you.
37:05But your name is Ranchord Das, Shamal Das, Chanchat.
37:08Yuck.
37:09I'll change my name after marriage.
37:11I'll change my name after marriage.
37:14Pia, we can't get married.
37:19Why?
37:20You want someone else?
37:23Why?
37:24Do you want someone else?
37:29Gay?
37:33Why don't you propose me?
37:39It's important.
37:43Try it.
37:44Try it.
37:45Try it.
37:46Pia.
37:47Try it.
37:53Try it.
38:02Try it?
38:03Let's go.
38:33Let's go.
38:34Don't kill me.
38:52I got it.
38:53I got it.
38:54Let's go.
38:55Let's go.
38:56Let's go.
38:57Let's go.
38:58Let's go.
38:59Let's go.
39:00Let's go.
39:01Let's go.
39:02Let's go.
39:03Let's go.
39:04Let's go.
39:05Let's go.
39:06Let's go.
39:07Let's go.
39:08Let's go.
39:09Let's go.
39:10Let's go.
39:11Let's go.
39:12Let's go.
39:13Let's go.
39:14Let's go.
39:15Let's go.
39:16Let's go.
39:17Did you say that?
39:18No.
39:19Sorry.
39:20What happened?
39:21What happened?
39:22What happened?
39:23What happened?
39:24What happened?
39:25What happened?
39:26What happened?
39:27What happened?
39:28What happened?
39:29What happened?
39:30What happened?
39:31What happened?
39:32Almost.
39:33Idiot.
39:41So?
39:43So what?
39:44What happened?
39:45What happened?
39:46You.
40:14he's coming to the ground
40:26He's coming to the ground
40:28Yeah, that's right
40:30Thank you
40:31Hey, man
40:33Hey, how are you?
40:35Hey, tell me to speak
40:37No, no, you tell me to speak
40:38Hey, tell me to speak
40:39Hey, listen to me to speak
40:40Hey, tell me to speak
40:41Hey, stop, stop, stop
40:43Oh
41:07Having fun idiot
41:09Yeah, I had to
41:11Ren Chod Das Chanchet
41:14Namaste Master Chi
41:16Where have you come from?
41:18Have you become a teacher in the village?
41:20A for apple, B for barn
41:24We were both on the train
41:26But your train reversed
41:29Engineer says you are the primary teacher
41:34How much salary is this Chanchet?
41:36Five thousand?
41:38For me that's like hundred dollars
41:40My son's pocket money is more than your salary
41:43Now I'm depressed
41:44I'm depressed
41:45I'm depressed
41:46I'm depressed
41:47You have to change the education system
41:49The world
41:50Now I'm depressed
41:51The kids are changing the diaper
41:53I can't believe that you're going to die.
41:55You're going to die, or I'm going to die?
41:57I remember that I was saying,
41:59one day you'll be sleeping,
42:01and I'll be asleep.
42:05Sign it here.
42:07Accept that you'll die.
42:09I'll be winning.
42:11The declaration of defeat.
42:13Unbelievable.
42:15You're crazy.
42:19This is a virus.
42:21What happened?
42:23What did I tell you?
42:25This is for winners,
42:27not losers.
42:29No matter what,
42:31you'll need a donation in school
42:33and a donation
42:35to call my assistant.
42:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
42:39A war rebel,
42:41a war boss.
42:43This is not true.
42:45Ignore it.
42:47The good news is that
42:49your name is Branchordas Chanchanchan.
42:51Imagine,
42:53I'm Pia Chanchanchan.
42:55Yuck!
42:56What's your name?
42:58Funsuk Wangru.
42:59Wangru?
43:01Pia Wangru?
43:03I mean,
43:04you're a scientist.
43:05I mean,
43:06you have 400 patents.
43:07After your marriage,
43:08I've changed my surname.
43:09I mean,
43:10you're a chaturkha Wangru?
43:11I mean,
43:12you're a Japanese.
43:13I don't like Wangru.
43:14I think so.
43:15I mean,
43:16you're a scientist,
43:17or a teacher?
43:18I'm a scientist,
43:19but I'm a teacher.
43:20I mean,
43:21you're a funsuk Wangru.
43:22Yes,
43:23yes.
43:24Take that.
43:27Mr. Wangru?
43:39I can't believe you've got your phone.
43:41I'm sorry, Mr. Chatur,
43:43but I won't sign with your company.
43:45What, sir?
43:47What happened, sir?
43:48How do you sign it, man?
43:49You took my pen.
43:51What pen, sir?
43:53I didn't get you.
43:55What happened, sir?
43:56What happened?
43:57What happened?
43:58What happened?
43:59What happened?
44:00What happened, sir?
44:02Mr. Wangru?
44:04Yes.
44:05Say, Chatur.
44:06A for apple,
44:07B for apple,
44:08L for apple.
44:11Dude,
44:12he's a fool.
44:19You got me.
44:20You got me,
44:21Rancho.
44:22I mean,
44:23Mr. Wangru.
44:24You totally floored me.
44:25Good one.
44:26I hope
44:27our personal problems
44:28this deal
44:29will not be different.
44:30Hey, Chatur!
44:32It's here, it's here.
44:34I was just joking, man.
44:36Don't worry about it.
44:37You'll do something in life.
44:39No,
44:41I'm sorry.
44:42No,
44:43no, no, no.
44:44I'm telling you.
44:45Rancho 100,
44:46Chatur 0.
44:47You win,
44:48I lose.
44:49You don't believe me?
44:50No,
44:51no, no, no, no.
44:52You're great.
44:53You're great.
44:54Dofu.
44:55Dofu.
44:56Take free advice.
44:57Mr. Wangru.
44:58Go.
44:59Hey,
45:00Rancho.
45:01My job should go.
45:03My job should go.
45:04Go.
45:05My little small little old.
45:06My little friend.
45:07Baba and rancho.
45:08They said,
45:09got a child,
45:10not allowed to be a child.
45:11He was running behind the house.
45:12He was running behind the house.
45:14Goodbye.
45:16May I go.
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