She's not alone...or is she- - Table for One  - FULL #drama #short - video Dailymotion

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Mo works as a waiter in the family-owned restaurant, but dreams of something more fantastical. One evening, he is surprised to receive an unusual guest… a curious woman and her invisible fiancé.

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00:00Okay, okay, sure. Yes, dad. No, dad. No. Okay, alright. Thank you. Bye.

00:14Alright, boss. What's cooking? Don't give me your good mood tonight, yeah? I'm really knackered.

00:31Alright, well, I've got some good news for you. The restaurant's dead, as usual. But we've got one booking.

00:36Seriously, this place is going to go bust. It's probably because your dad keeps leaving you to mind the place.

00:41It's probably because of your cooking, isn't it? It's my cooking that's keeping this place afloat. Do you understand?

00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will you just give me a shout if you need anything, yeah? I mean, I'll give you a shout if I need anything.

00:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11Hello, Zyka Restaurant.

01:39Sorry?

01:43Oh, no, no. You got the wrong number, mate.

01:47Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, cheers. Cheers.

01:51Hello, madam. Good evening.

02:01Can I get you a table? Yes, thank you. We have a reservation for eight o'clock for Tate.

02:07Oh, yeah, of course. For one? No, for two, please. Oh, yes. Follow me.

02:25Here you go. Thank you. Just let me know when you're ready to order. Sure, will do.

02:47Oh, I think that changed up in years. Sorry, madam. No, no, nothing. Thanks. He has slept the first time.

03:03Remember, was there a red light of color? Yes, definitely. Do you remember that night?

03:11I remember it was raining and you were working so late. I just really wish you wouldn't be driving that late.

03:17I'm glad you like it. Sorry, madam. I just got to...

03:35Boss, boss. There's some woman out there. She's totally nuts. She's dressed up like...

03:41I don't know, but she's out there chatting to some invisible bread. She's totally nuts.

03:46Yeah, take her some invisible food then, innit?

03:49Yeah, yeah. Some invisible drink as well. Water's almost invisible, innit?

03:56Just get out there and take the fool's order, okay? Get her in and out quick.

04:00Can't be arsed, man. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

04:05Just, er, let me know when you're ready to order.

04:09Oh, we're ready now.

04:11Oh. Oh.

04:18So, for drinks, we'd like to have sparkling water.

04:22And then, er, for starters, the shearing plats are number two.

04:26And then I'd like to have the sea kebab, number three.

04:29And, er, for mains, the vegetable curry deluxe with plain rice.

04:34And, um, for my fiancé, the same starter, please, the sea kebab.

04:40And, um, the chicken tikka masala number thirteen.

04:43And, oh, um, a side dish of bombe potato, please.

04:46And two garlic naan, one each.

04:48Oh, okay, is that everything?

04:57I think that's it for now, thank you.

05:00Okay, very good.

05:01I'm hungry.

05:02What the?

05:03Are you kidding me?

05:04Nothing to worry about.

05:05Let her.

05:06Let her.

05:07I'm hungry.

05:08What the?

05:09Are you kidding me?

05:10Nothing to worry about.

05:11Let her.

05:12Let her.

05:13No.

05:14No.

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05:22No.

05:25Oh, all.

05:28Oh...

05:29Oh, oh.

05:31I can get granted.

05:32Japanese burgers.

05:35Oh, girl.

05:37My sister, she welshed.

05:41Ah, you're...

06:13Seriously bro, she's mental, she's munching all that food. I don't know where she's putting it.

06:18Is she paying for it? Yeah. So who cares where she's putting it? Is she fat?

06:23Nah bro, she must have some stomach that's like bigger on the inside than the outside like the TARDIS.

06:29What's this TARDIS shit? You're bringing up this crap. Maybe she's shoving it up somewhere nasty. Some women need that shit.

06:36I don't know man, but like, there's something about her, you know? Makes you feel a bit like, you're sorry for her, innit?

06:47You feel sorry for every idiot that comes through the door. It's just a fucking pushover, bruv.

06:55Fucking shit, punk!

06:56Ah! Fuck! Shit!

07:26Excuse me? Can you have the dessert menu, please?

07:31Um, yes madame.

07:42What would you like? I'm gonna have my usual thing, but um, you can experiment?

07:48Um, I'll let you decide.

07:50Oh, no, no, no, we're ready.

07:53I'm gonna have the, uh, the funky fire, please.

07:56Oh, we, we stopped doing that a while ago.

08:06Um, do you, do you have the coffee ice cream?

08:12Oh, um, actually we, we just ran out of that as well.

08:20Um, do you have the, um, the gulab jamon?

08:26Oh, yes, yes, uh, we do have that actually. It's a very, um, very tasty dish.

08:43Um, and for your friend?

08:46He's gonna have the gulab jamon as well and the cappuccino.

08:50Oh, um, the coffee machine is not working.

09:00Like nothing? There is no coffee at all?

09:03No, sorry madame.

09:05But there was coffee the first time.

09:07Okay, that's fine. Just the ice cream. Thank you.

09:13Oh, uh, the gulab jamon.

09:16Yes.

09:48I'm actually kind of worried about her.

09:50She's proper out of it.

09:51Like, on some other planet or something.

09:56Like, how does she get by?

09:59Does she work?

10:01Does she have friends?

10:03You know?

10:05Does she always live like this?

10:08Shut up, man.

10:10It's her problem if she wants to go around shagging some invisible bloke.

10:14Maybe that's all she can get.

10:15Maybe you two should go and shack up and sort each other out.

10:21You're too soft, you know that.

10:23All the time I see people take the piss out of you and you just take it.

10:27Now you want to get all emotional over this lady nutjob outside.

10:31You must be as mad as her, bruv.

10:40Take it!

10:41Before I shove it up your ass and teach you a lesson.

10:43Then you'll feel sorry, innit?

10:51Sorry?

10:52Did you feel please?

11:06Sorry?

11:07Did you feel please?

11:21No.

11:22No.

11:28Cash or card?

11:31Cash please.

11:33Just, er, let me know when you're ready.

11:51No.

11:52No.

12:10Sorry, madame.

12:11Is everything okay?

12:13Yes.

12:15The money's on the table.

12:17Did you put an...

12:19did you put an...

12:20an oven?

12:22Oh, sorry.

12:24Where is the money?

12:27On the tray.

12:34Oh, madame.

12:36I need you to pay real money for this meal.

12:39I don't understand. The money is on the table.

12:46Madame, sorry, what's your name?

12:51Sylvia.

12:54Okay, I'm Mo.

12:57I need you to pay for this meal.

13:03The money is on the table.

13:06I don't understand what you want from me. What's wrong with you?

13:11What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?

13:13I'm not the one with no invisible boyfriend.

13:16I've played along for this whole time, but it ain't my money now.

13:19You should fight me too.

13:21Sylvia, when he's there, take it and leave it.

13:23Don't, don't shout at me.

13:24No, there's no money there.

13:26There's no money and no boyfriend.

13:29Please, please.

13:44Please.

13:46It was our anniversary.

13:49It was our anniversary.

13:54It's okay.

14:09Don't be upset.

14:13Oh, I see the problem now, madame.

14:22I just wasn't looking properly.

14:25I can see the money now.

14:27I'm really sorry I shouted at you.

14:29It was my mistake.

14:31Can I get your coat?

14:36Can I get your coat?

15:01My bitch gone?

15:28She ain't no mad bitch, yeah. She just messed up. She's cool though.

15:42Did she pay up?

15:47Leave it, bro.

15:58Hello, is that? Yeah, yeah, it's me again. Yeah, you got the wrong number again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, no worries.

16:27Okay, cheers, cheers.

16:45Okay, can I help you, sir?

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17:53Good night.

17:56Good night.

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18:59Good night.

19:05Good night.

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She's not alone...or is she- - Table for One - FULL #drama #short

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