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Black Myth My Master Is Wukong – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00This was a serious force.
00:00:02I am not used to do the things I want you to do.
00:00:05You will be dead from enough money.
00:00:09This is a miracle.
00:00:11Keep it up.
00:00:13If he else is hitting me, I will not be that day!
00:00:20No one is a miracle.
00:00:23The battle is starting with me.
00:00:26Do you know I have enough to join in the landing?
00:00:29Where are they?
00:00:31That's too bad.
00:00:33Who did they get here?
00:00:35You...
00:00:37They won't be able to come back.
00:00:39You're this...
00:00:41You don't want to go out to eat meat.
00:00:43We're also a原家.
00:00:45Why don't you go to eat meat?
00:00:47You're a little...
00:00:49You're a little...
00:00:51You're a little...
00:00:53You're a little...
00:00:55You're a little...
00:00:57You're a little...
00:00:59Your mother is a good woman.
00:01:01I don't want you to侮辱 her!
00:01:03I'm not sure.
00:01:05You're a little...
00:01:07You're a little...
00:01:09You're a little...
00:01:11You're a little...
00:01:13You're a little...
00:01:15You're a little...
00:01:17You're a little...
00:01:19You're a little...
00:01:21Just this two...
00:01:23Well...
00:01:25I'm going to be looking for you.
00:01:27You're a little...
00:01:29You're a little...
00:01:31You're a little...
00:01:33You're a little...
00:01:35You're a little...
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00:01:45It's...
00:01:46It's...
00:01:46It's...
00:01:47This is...
00:01:48It's so bad!
00:01:49It's so bad!
00:01:50It's so bad!
00:01:51You're a little...
00:01:53If I get my ring牌...
00:01:55I'm going to have the opportunity.
00:01:56I will...
00:01:57Just...
00:01:58Have you got my ring牌...
00:01:59After you get the ring牌...
00:02:00If we get it to the ring牌...
00:02:01You win.
00:02:02You can't be able to die.
00:02:15Go go.
00:02:16Let me go.
00:02:20Don't worry.
00:02:21I'll give you some hope.
00:02:32I'm done, but I didn't have enough time for you, so I have the opportunity to join you.
00:02:40I got it!
00:02:43What are you doing?
00:02:45What are you doing?
00:02:46You won't think that this card is your ****** can be used to it, right?
00:02:57Oh!
00:02:58An old man is too old!
00:03:05Let's have some seriousanas!
00:03:07What kind of cards am I doing?
00:03:09You're so mad!
00:03:19I'm with you!
00:03:20What's your fault?
00:03:23Oh, I'm...
00:03:25Do you remember your mother's eyes?
00:03:28Then I'll take your two legs.
00:03:31That's it.
00:03:32You can see it.
00:03:55Oh
00:04:03Oh
00:04:05Oh
00:04:07Oh
00:04:09Oh
00:04:11Oh
00:04:13Oh
00:04:15Oh
00:04:17Oh
00:04:19Oh
00:04:21晚上可以好好地陪我
00:04:25來把這個小妞送到我的府上
00:04:30來人
00:04:31把這個死口過丟到舌淵去了
00:04:33可別死在我的手上
00:04:35我心
00:04:39哥
00:04:43哥
00:04:44哥
00:04:45媽
00:04:47小月
00:04:49我對不起你們
00:04:50Oh
00:05:10I'm not dead.
00:05:12You're dead.
00:05:14The guy.
00:05:15I'm dead.
00:05:17七魂六魄被震碎了三魂五魄
00:05:19脊椎还被人抽了两截
00:05:22你还不如死了算了
00:05:23你是什么东西
00:05:25你大上爷有我被压了一万五千年
00:05:28来 帮我把这头顶的封条接
00:05:31送你一场造谎
00:05:33你能给我力量吗
00:05:38我要复仇
00:05:40我要杀神
00:05:43别说杀人
00:05:47就算老子把天通破了又如何
00:05:50帮我把这封条揭开
00:05:52以后哥找着你
00:05:54快点
00:05:57加油 加油
00:06:13小子
00:06:26坐远点
00:06:27啊
00:06:28啊
00:06:29啊
00:06:30啊
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00:06:47To be continued...
00:07:17再埋不了我心
00:07:19要让那诸佛都焰消云散
00:07:21从今往后一万年
00:07:23人们都会记得这个名字
00:07:26齐天大圣
00:07:28孙悟空
00:07:39孙悟空
00:07:41那不是万年前大动天空的大妖吗
00:07:44小碑云环
00:07:46见过前辈
00:07:46望前辈
00:07:47视我为徒
00:07:48好小子
00:07:50讨人喜欢
00:07:51丹田破碎
00:07:55我便刺你妖灯
00:07:56丹火舞破霉了
00:07:58我便给你妖族惊破
00:08:00以后你就和我一样
00:08:02是天地间的意味
00:08:03不仁不妖
00:08:05不正不邪
00:08:06做个洪荒异兽
00:08:08把这天
00:08:09透个骷髅
00:08:10听着小子
00:08:32我腰力太强
00:08:34这方天地容不下我
00:08:35降下天雷了
00:08:37我需要在你丹田里躲一躲
00:08:38等你去了天上仙门
00:08:40我才能找机会出来
00:08:42你的修为
00:08:43我已经将你从练体
00:08:45省得练起大圆满
00:08:46去把仇吧
00:08:47要是打输了
00:08:49别提为师的名号
00:08:51元烈
00:08:52你给我等着
00:08:54我必杀你
00:08:57元刚大哥
00:09:02灯仙用的令牌
00:09:03我抢来了
00:09:05这令牌
00:09:14怎么会有血迹
00:09:16家族的废物
00:09:18元怀和我抢令牌的时候
00:09:20被我废了丹田
00:09:22挖了脊椎
00:09:24丢到蛇渊去了
00:09:25污染过的令牌
00:09:28你怎么敢交给我
00:09:29大哥
00:09:32我错了
00:09:33我错了
00:09:34我错了
00:09:35我错了
00:09:36这小妮子怎么回事
00:09:38貌似
00:09:40还是昆顶之身
00:09:42要是等她成年之后
00:09:46与之双修
00:09:47修为必会大仗
00:09:49大哥
00:09:50这个小妞
00:09:52是元怀
00:09:53捡来的妹妹
00:09:53她当真
00:09:55有这么好的天赋
00:09:56我会给她一块令牌
00:09:58进入仙门之后
00:10:00让她做我的贴身丫鬟
00:10:02等她成年
00:10:04我就采摘
00:10:05大哥
00:10:06我这就把她洗干净
00:10:08送到你的府上
00:10:10进入仙门之后
00:10:11你与我一同加入一个宗门
00:10:14那里都是元家子弟
00:10:16严烈
00:10:17大哥不会亏待你的
00:10:19谢大哥
00:10:20这是今年第一批弟子
00:10:33北京卢州的元家
00:10:34名额是五个
00:10:36两位道友
00:10:37说是有看重的
00:10:39可以先选
00:10:39元家位置优越
00:10:41经常有天赋不凡的弟子出现
00:10:43我看
00:10:44这元刚就很不错
00:10:46多龙门
00:10:47正合适
00:10:48有令牌的弟子出列
00:10:50你们几位
00:10:56是我元家的骄傲
00:10:58辞去仙门
00:11:00学成仙术
00:11:01有朝一日
00:11:02成就无上修为
00:11:04但不要忘记
00:11:05回到祖宗祠堂拜业
00:11:07不要忘记香火情
00:11:09我预祝你们
00:11:11无运成龙
00:11:13怀儿
00:11:16怀儿
00:11:17打扰一下
00:11:23请问你们有看到
00:11:25我的怀儿没有啊
00:11:27挺老实的一个小伙子
00:11:29这里是灯仙台
00:11:32是你能来的地方
00:11:34滚
00:11:34娘姐
00:11:36来
00:11:37我带你见见你怀儿
00:11:39来
00:11:40我呢
00:11:41这就是你的怀儿
00:11:44这不是我的怀儿
00:11:46这不是我的怀儿
00:11:48小月
00:11:49我怎么样东西
00:11:50你不要欺负我
00:11:51母亲
00:11:52我求求你
00:11:54卢顶
00:11:55就要有卢顶的样子
00:11:58以后
00:11:59以后你只能是我一个人的
00:12:01颜烈
00:12:02把这个死箱子带走
00:12:04别在这丢人现眼了
00:12:06好
00:12:06母亲
00:12:08母亲
00:12:09小月
00:12:10小月
00:12:12小月
00:12:13老东西
00:12:14老东西啊
00:12:14其实啊
00:12:15你的怀儿还不如这只可爱的狗呢
00:12:18你把他怎么样了
00:12:19怎么了
00:12:20我
00:12:22废了他的丹田
00:12:23打碎了他的魂魄
00:12:25挖了他的脊椎
00:12:26把他
00:12:29把他丢到哲渊
00:12:30喂野蛇去了
00:12:32为什么这样
00:12:35为什么这样
00:12:36为什么
00:12:37因为他是个废物
00:12:38为什么
00:12:39老东西啊
00:12:42逝者生存知道吗
00:12:45畜生啊
00:12:47坚持住狗不如啊
00:12:51老东西啊
00:12:55骂也骂够了
00:12:56说也说够了
00:12:57我呢
00:12:57这就送你跟你的怀儿团聚
00:13:00你家子
00:13:01瞎的瞎
00:13:02大废的废
00:13:02活着干嘛呀
00:13:04人
00:13:15狗屁狗有
00:13:23还他妈不死
00:13:25如我母亲者
00:13:27死
00:13:28人怀
00:13:29你这断继之犬
00:13:31还敢回来自取亲属
00:13:33你这个废物
00:13:35看来还有点意思
00:13:37这次
00:13:38我要拟断你的头
00:13:39别扎实了
00:13:41你是不是
00:13:42很想做这个令牌啊
00:13:44杀了我
00:13:45这个令牌就是你的了
00:13:47我的儿
00:13:48你赶紧走啊
00:13:49他要杀了你
00:13:50你根本不是他的对手
00:13:52快走
00:13:53走啊
00:13:54炎烈
00:13:54你把我母亲放了
00:13:56我奉陪到底
00:13:57还有一个炼体器
00:13:59说要奉陪到底
00:14:00杨怀
00:14:01你还有几根骨头可以抽啊
00:14:03要不
00:14:04我借两根狗骨头给你
00:14:06队长大人
00:14:08我原怀向原猎发起生死斗
00:14:11今日
00:14:12以命相复
00:14:13生死不乱
00:14:15杰怀
00:14:16你可要想清楚了
00:14:18你现在是炼体器
00:14:19原猎
00:14:21是炼器
00:14:22修为高出你一大劫
00:14:24你
00:14:25这是自寻死路啊
00:14:28族长
00:14:29你拦他干什么呀
00:14:31我是一天不打傻子
00:14:33我这个手啊
00:14:35就刺了
00:14:37既然已经决斗了
00:14:43把我母亲放了
00:14:44我陪你的
00:14:45我求求你了
00:14:48我求求你了
00:14:49放过我们母子吗
00:14:51我这就带
00:14:52我这就带着华儿离开家族
00:14:54永远不回来
00:14:56求求你了
00:14:57放了你
00:14:57你个老东西
00:14:59那你在外面
00:15:01生个十个八个的
00:15:02我们的脸还要不要啊
00:15:04啊
00:15:04我母亲清誉
00:15:06帮我小妹为奴
00:15:09袁烈
00:15:10你真是个杂种
00:15:11好好好
00:15:13刘怀
00:15:13动手吧
00:15:15你这次
00:15:16最后让我记性子
00:15:18我想杀你
00:15:19已经十年了
00:15:21才等来今天这机会
00:15:23丑死
00:15:26天刚破了
00:15:28我家小碑
00:15:31竟然内斗了
00:15:32赶怀赶烈之争
00:15:34这袁怀必死无疑
00:15:36我看我
00:15:37这袁怀身上
00:15:39有一股我熟悉的气息
00:15:41袁怀
00:15:50你这断脊之拳
00:15:52竟然能躲过我的攻击
00:15:54你的拳太慢
00:15:56给我锤背呢
00:15:58练体镜
00:15:59先升到练气镜
00:16:01袁怀这个废话
00:16:02竟然练气了
00:16:03刚入练气期
00:16:04那也不是圆猎的对手
00:16:06练气又怎样
00:16:08我可是练气大圆碗
00:16:11袁怀
00:16:11你连你不要啊
00:16:13死无全尸
00:16:14别怪我
00:16:16堂鬼夜行
00:16:19这样就不行了
00:16:26站起来
00:16:27陪我多玩玩
00:16:29袁怀
00:16:30拿你的狗命来
00:16:32袁怀
00:16:34拿你的狗命来
00:16:36袁怀
00:16:43许可而止
00:16:45袁怀不能死
00:16:46仇死
00:16:51你告诉我东西
00:16:57你现在是不是很想杀我呀
00:16:59但是你做不到
00:17:01初来混
00:17:02靠的是背景
00:17:03你
00:17:04不
00:17:06母亲
00:17:09不
00:17:12娘
00:17:16娘
00:17:20娘
00:17:21你
00:17:23我要你血战血城
00:17:26别急啊
00:17:28我马上就送你
00:17:30跟你的母亲见面
00:17:31到时候
00:17:32我把你们埋在一起
00:17:33黄泉路上好作伴啊
00:17:35我还没死
00:17:41谁敢动我老孙的徒弟
00:17:43龙的妖气
00:17:45这小子到底是
00:17:47这小子到底是人是妖
00:17:59好像是邪道功法
00:18:02我怎么感觉这人如此属心
00:18:04我之前难道见过他
00:18:06不可能
00:18:07你到底是谁
00:18:09怎么可能
00:18:10敢在你孙爷爷头上动土
00:18:13小子
00:18:16你路走窄了
00:18:18大闹天宫
00:18:35云怀谢过师尊
00:18:46小子
00:18:47小心点
00:18:48别死了
00:18:49我先睡了
00:18:50元丽啊
00:18:56娘
00:18:58孩儿不孝
00:18:59我保证
00:19:00一定会把妹妹从天上接回来
00:19:03你居然把我的侄儿打死了
00:19:06是
00:19:07我还会把你侄儿剁碎了喂狗
00:19:10你要再不宣布结果
00:19:12我现在就杀了你
00:19:16我宣布
00:19:21我宣布
00:19:22原家最后一位名额
00:19:26是
00:19:26是
00:19:26是
00:19:26是
00:19:26后葬我母亲
00:19:29否则
00:19:30等我灯仙归来
00:19:32儿等全部陪葬
00:19:34是
00:19:36子子断不可受
00:19:38你们俩看出来没有
00:19:39他不是人
00:19:40想被妖怪赋了身
00:19:42把灯仙路关了吧
00:19:44你我都已非生
00:19:45更是修心前辈
00:19:46如此对待小辈
00:19:48怕是不妥吧
00:19:49疯了
00:19:50你给妖物机会
00:19:51你们把灯仙路给关了
00:19:58至少给他留一线机会吧
00:20:00莫要多言
00:20:01带上弟子
00:20:02回宗门吧
00:20:04灯仙路被关闭
00:20:05天人果然不公
00:20:08不过
00:20:08这灯仙路
00:20:09又不是只此一条
00:20:11金斗云
00:20:12这就是师父的作将吗
00:20:20这是后话
00:20:21弟子袁刚
00:20:26小渊
00:20:27筑姬
00:20:28愿加入紫霞仙子门下
00:20:30这是外门弟子令牌
00:20:33你俩天字不错
00:20:35日后就是我紫霞门弟子
00:20:37是
00:20:38什么
00:20:45怎么可能
00:20:46见过各位天人
00:20:48有礼了
00:20:50妖物
00:20:54你还敢上来
00:20:55有魔味道
00:20:55还是让老夫来吧
00:20:57等等
00:20:58此子
00:20:59我紫霞门要了
00:21:00紫霞仙子
00:21:01我知道一个月后的门牌大笔
00:21:03你紫霞门比较慌
00:21:04但是
00:21:05也不至于收此妖怪为徒
00:21:07你不怕妖魔背后刺你
00:21:09我紫霞门招人
00:21:10还轮不到你的智慧
00:21:12你叫什么名字
00:21:14弟子袁淮
00:21:17见过宗主
00:21:19你身上妖气太重
00:21:20晚上来我道场
00:21:22袁淮
00:21:23你是人是妖
00:21:25我今晚已是编之
00:21:26小渊应该也在这里
00:21:32我得快点找到她
00:21:34宗主
00:21:35我来了
00:21:36怎么了
00:21:47没见过
00:21:48冒犯宗主
00:21:51请恕罪
00:21:52这天下妖魔横行
00:21:59我紫霞门自然惹不得妖魔
00:22:02你身上妖气极重
00:22:03你到底是什么东西
00:22:05宗主
00:22:06这还不是很明显吗
00:22:07我是人啊
00:22:08我告诉你
00:22:09我是紫霞圣体
00:22:11我体内流淌着圣血
00:22:12甚何妖魔
00:22:14只要和我有肌肤之情
00:22:16我体内圣血就会出现排异肺
00:22:18轻壳就会微飞灭
00:22:21宗主
00:22:21这是什么意思
00:22:23我要验明
00:22:24你究竟是人
00:22:25是妖
00:22:26把衣服脱了
00:22:27躺下
00:22:28宗主
00:22:30没必要
00:22:31非得接触吧
00:22:33你果然是妖魔
00:22:34是怕被我体内圣血杀死
00:22:36对吧
00:22:37不
00:22:38不是
00:22:38宗主
00:22:39这永安人伦啊
00:22:40死到灵头还最硬
00:22:42妖魔
00:22:44我堂堂愿英修为竟然站不到丝毫优势
00:22:48被一个恋起起小子压制了
00:23:01他到底什么体质啊
00:23:03他到底什么体质啊
00:23:07我堂堂愿英修为竟然站不到丝毫优势
00:23:08被一个恋起起小子压制了
00:23:10他到底什么体质啊
00:23:12我堂堂愿英修为竟然站不到丝毫优势
00:23:14被一个恋起起小子压制了
00:23:15他到底什么体质啊
00:23:18昨晚是个一窝
00:23:22冒犯师尊最不可说
00:23:24剥夺你外门弟子身份
00:23:26罚你去火灶房入职
00:23:28父子给弟子们做饭
00:23:29师父开恩啊
00:23:31滚
00:23:31我这就被边缘化了
00:23:46发配的火灶房
00:23:49我成厨师了
00:23:51小子
00:23:52我杀了你
00:23:53师尊
00:23:54怎么了
00:23:54这紫霞千子千年前是我的女人
00:23:57你个绿为师
00:23:58不不
00:23:59不是师尊
00:24:00误会啊
00:24:01我不知道啊
00:24:03我要捏碎你的丹田
00:24:05师尊
00:24:06我错了
00:24:07我错了
00:24:08师尊
00:24:12你再好好想想
00:24:14你在我体内
00:24:17我那个了
00:24:19不就等于你也那个了吗
00:24:21有道理啊
00:24:22老子也不亏
00:24:24那个刚来的小伙子
00:24:26来了
00:24:27来了
00:24:28告诉我
00:24:29你叫什么名字
00:24:30哥
00:24:31我叫袁淮
00:24:32袁淮
00:24:33好名字
00:24:34好听又好记
00:24:35你知道吗
00:24:36选择来我们火灶房工作
00:24:38至少烧走一百年的弯路啊
00:24:41我们在这里呢
00:24:42月薪五十钱
00:24:44一切都是流水线作业的
00:24:47而且吹穿全免
00:24:50你既然刚过来
00:24:51就负责给我烧火好了
00:24:54听上去还不错啊
00:24:56当然了
00:24:59那
00:25:00我能继续修炼吗
00:25:01你这话说的
00:25:02当然可以继续修炼了
00:25:05你有所不知啊
00:25:07我火灶房
00:25:08可是全宗门最团结的部门了
00:25:10往后啊
00:25:11就是亲兄弟了
00:25:12谢谢哥
00:25:13谢谢哥
00:25:14对啊
00:25:15废物就是废物
00:25:30入了仙门
00:25:32也逃不过当下人的命
00:25:36颜刚
00:25:37我妹妹呢
00:25:38你能打败袁淮
00:25:40我很意外
00:25:41走了狗屎院了
00:25:42我妹妹呢
00:25:45你放心
00:25:46你妹妹是昆顶之身
00:25:48我会等她熟透了
00:25:50再采摘她
00:25:51刚
00:25:52你找死
00:25:53等会儿
00:25:55我看怎么事呢
00:25:57我发现你小子刚一进来
00:26:00就在这里对我兄弟一样怪气的
00:26:02什么意思啊
00:26:04难道要在我火灶房
00:26:05欺负我家的兄弟不长
00:26:07我告诉你
00:26:08我告诉你
00:26:09这可是我亲兄弟
00:26:10再说了
00:26:11你来的时候也不打听打听
00:26:13我火灶房什么地方
00:26:14那可是宗门最有实力派的部门
00:26:18你这么做
00:26:19就不怕我断了你的馒头
00:26:21断了你的面条
00:26:22断了你的大米饭
00:26:24哥哥哥
00:26:25咱别丢这个人
00:26:26丢人吗
00:26:27我自己来
00:26:28你自己来
00:26:29生死累
00:26:31敢不敢
00:26:32好啊
00:26:33生死不论
00:26:35袁刚是助击中期
00:26:36经过昨晚
00:26:37未及是助击初期
00:26:39和袁刚
00:26:40应该有一战之力
00:26:47袁怀
00:26:48你还真是急不可耐的送死啊
00:26:51打败你就把小袁还给我
00:26:54好啊
00:26:56你来试试
00:26:58哟
00:27:03助击了
00:27:04想认输我
00:27:05笑话
00:27:07助击又怎样
00:27:08我袁家前辈何在
00:27:12助击中期袁月
00:27:13谁敢动我表弟袁刚
00:27:15助击圆满圆天
00:27:16谁敢动我表直袁刚
00:27:19静单圆满圆山
00:27:21谁敢动我外孙
00:27:24袁刚
00:27:25我是袁家嫡孙
00:27:27你个野种也敢动我
00:27:30你们卑鄙
00:27:31这是擂台
00:27:32是单挑
00:27:33你很能打吗
00:27:35会打有个屁哦
00:27:37出来混
00:27:39不光论的是实力
00:27:41论的是背景
00:27:43远华
00:27:44你已经被我袁家除名
00:27:47袁家没有你这种血脉不纯的野种
00:27:51恳起叔伯将这野种扼杀在此
00:27:55袁山今日
00:27:57就要为家族清理门户
00:28:00书爷爷
00:28:01不用你老出手
00:28:02你已经是金单圆满
00:28:04他
00:28:05我就够了
00:28:06小子
00:28:07新进的助击吧
00:28:09我是助击中期
00:28:12今天就让你死个完蛋
00:28:14死个甘心
00:28:15甘心
00:28:16可
00:28:17没
00:28:19我
00:28:20你
00:28:21不
00:28:22我
00:28:23我
00:28:25我
00:28:26我
00:28:27我
00:28:28不
00:28:31我
00:28:32我
00:28:33我
00:28:34我
00:28:35我
00:28:36我
00:28:37我
00:28:38我
00:28:39我
00:28:40我
00:28:41我
00:28:42我
00:28:44He doesn't have a language.
00:28:46Thank you,叔伯.
00:28:47He killed him.
00:28:49He killed him.
00:28:50He killed him.
00:28:52He's too hard.
00:28:56I'm going to kill you.
00:28:58I'm going to kill you.
00:29:00It's over, you little boy.
00:29:06I'm going to tell you.
00:29:08I'm going to tell you.
00:29:09I'm going to kill you.
00:29:10I've never scared you.
00:29:12My��.
00:29:14He touched up!
00:29:16My��.
00:29:18Go ahead.
00:29:20He took me to kill you.
00:29:22He took me to kill you.
00:29:24His grandchildren.
00:29:25My Whisper.
00:29:26He took me to kill you.
00:29:27See you.
00:29:28With me, he's got to kill you.
00:29:31He turned me.
00:29:32I'm gonna kill you.
00:29:34He's got to kill you.
00:29:36You're so blessed, isn't it?
00:29:38You're right?
00:29:39Not okay.
00:29:41I don't have a word.
00:29:42My friend is really good at the end.
00:29:43You still got to enter my car and I'm going to kill you.
00:29:46If so, you're not going to take your attorney..
00:29:48But you don't want to kill me.
00:29:50andra,
00:29:51everyone.
00:29:52Don't meet me as you think I love it.
00:29:54I will never come down.
00:29:55Go, go.
00:29:56Come on guys.
00:29:57Why?
00:29:59It's just a little.
00:30:01These guys didn't come to us.
00:30:03It's really exciting.
00:30:05But I'm just a little too.
00:30:07We've got to come here..
00:30:09也是个废物报团
00:30:11你们这些没有根骨的火头军
00:30:13就算来再多
00:30:14也是自取其辱
00:30:16都杀了吧
00:30:17我眼睛容不下沙子
00:30:20对了
00:30:21把那个圆怀的心肝
00:30:24给我留着
00:30:25我先要去
00:30:27是 老祖
00:30:28什么
00:30:29你个老变态啊
00:30:31要接什么心肝
00:30:32你现在就过来了
00:30:33你看看咱们俩谁先接了谁
00:30:35这是原家老祖
00:30:36信不信我撕了你的嘴
00:30:38什么
00:30:38我的嘴巴就在这里啊
00:30:39有本事你来撕啊
00:30:41找死
00:30:42看招
00:30:43零哥小心
00:30:43它是中级中级实力
00:30:45发气
00:30:50什么
00:30:51是通灵的发气
00:30:53零哥抢了
00:30:56火草坊果然牛逼
00:30:58怎么样
00:31:00是不是很意外呀
00:31:02告诉你
00:31:04我这口造王国呀
00:31:05可是穿成三百余年了
00:31:07剑巢烹炸
00:31:09样样俱全
00:31:10水破不清
00:31:11刀枪不弱
00:31:12饶死
00:31:13怎么这么没有力气啊
00:31:21是不是没吃饭呢
00:31:23约约
00:31:24弄得太难看了
00:31:26此等萧小
00:31:28竟然也让老夫出手
00:31:30你们下辈子投好胎吧
00:31:34是五类仙法
00:31:42居然用这招
00:31:44好恐怖呀
00:31:46兄弟们
00:31:46小心呐
00:31:47身体
00:32:02王子
00:32:06The old man is out of hand.
00:32:13It's over.
00:32:14Not bad.
00:32:15This is the king's sword.
00:32:16I can only help the lord to help.
00:32:18You little girl.
00:32:20You're the king's sword.
00:32:21You're the king's sword.
00:32:22You're the king's sword.
00:32:23I can't help you.
00:32:24This is the king's sword.
00:32:25I can't help you.
00:32:26I'm a fool.
00:32:27I'm a human being.
00:32:29I'm a human being.
00:32:30I can only help you out once.
00:32:31I'll take my body to help you.
00:32:32I'll take my body to help you.
00:32:36Oh…
00:32:39Oh my God.
00:32:40Oh my son.
00:32:41Oh my son.
00:32:42I forgot yourdimensional advice.
00:32:43It's what he has for a flesh it out.
00:32:44No one wants to take care of yourself.
00:32:45Oh my God.
00:32:46Goto mit euch.
00:32:47Ah.
00:32:48Oh tell me.
00:32:49Ah.
00:32:53Take me!
00:32:55Ah.
00:32:56Oh to God.
00:33:05Ah.
00:33:06I'm not sure.
00:33:08How's this?
00:33:18It's a feeling...
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00:34:03Mm
00:34:04啊
00:34:05啊
00:34:05啊
00:34:06啊
00:34:06啊
00:34:08啊
00:34:09啊
00:34:10啊
00:34:11啊
00:34:13啊
00:34:13元长老
00:34:14欺负一个高入门的弟子
00:34:15恐怕有失体面
00:34:17紫霞
00:34:18我是紫霞门五位常任李氏长老之一
00:34:22是我们几个长老
00:34:23把你捧上了宗主的位置
00:34:25难道
00:34:27你要为了这个妖魔
00:34:29跟我作对
00:34:31元长老
00:34:31紫霞无意冒犯,只是十天后就是宗门小笔,这个结果一而杀人,紫霞恐伤了长老的生意,不如小辈的恩怨就让小辈们自己解决,把恩怨放在宗门小笔上,届时生死不乱,如何?
00:34:49哼,你这是在袒护妖魔,此人我今日不杀,等到门派小笔,我的侄孙会替天行道。
00:35:01严怀,我会好好照顾你妹妹,在宗门小笔,我等你。
00:35:09表弟,不用你出手,到时候我亲自收拾吧。
00:35:15都算了吧?
00:35:17你跟我来。
00:35:23宗主,我来了。
00:35:27谁教你这么背棍子的?
00:35:29谁教你这么背棍子的?
00:35:31嘿嘿嘿。
00:35:33我,我是。
00:35:35你是什么?
00:35:39红桃,紫霞仙子是你的拼头吧?
00:35:43我们审问了他三百天,他就是不肯说出你的下落。
00:35:47没办法,我只能抹出了他的记忆。
00:35:51别动他。
00:35:52你是三界的异类,凡是跟你有关的人,我们都会抹出他的记忆,甚至抹杀他。
00:35:58为什么?
00:35:59因为你是怪物。
00:36:01你的存在,扰乱了三界的秩序。
00:36:04而我,要维护秩序。
00:36:06所以,凡是跟你孙悟空有关的一切,我三眼天君,都会亲手毁了他。
00:36:12我毁了他。
00:36:13说,你是什么?
00:36:15我是。
00:36:16我是。
00:36:21袁怀。
00:36:22废话。
00:36:23我当然记得,是我招你弱门的。
00:36:25我让你去火灶房,让你避开争斗,潜心修炼。
00:36:29谁知道,你还是给我惹一堆乱子。
00:36:31都是麻烦找上我,我躲不开。
00:36:34十日之后,门派大赛,你退赛吧。
00:36:37为什么?
00:36:38你根基不行,丹田又受过伤,无论袁刚还是袁月。
00:36:42每一个你都不是对手,上台也只是送死。
00:36:45以后你就在火灶房做饭吧,门派养着你。
00:36:48你也觉得我是废话?
00:36:50实事求是罢了。
00:36:52这是那界,那有乾坤,可那万物。
00:36:55以后在门派乖着点,我是门主,少给我折饰。
00:37:00对了,你的妹妹,
00:37:06你的妹妹。
00:37:07我妹妹?
00:37:08我妹妹怎么样了?
00:37:09警告你,这是你第二次冒犯我。
00:37:14再有第三次,我杀了你。
00:37:17你的妹妹在袁刚那里,我叫人去传唤。
00:37:23但被袁山长老拦下了,此事我也不好插手。
00:37:26这是你们袁家的事,你们自己解决。
00:37:29戒指有二十部下的灵石,灵石是提升修为的唯一方法。
00:37:34在门派好好赚灵石,莫要惹事了。
00:37:37妈的,老孙什么时候受过这种屈辱?
00:37:41紫霞这个小贱人,怎么变得这么狠辣?
00:37:44干,脸怎么这么疼?
00:37:47师尊。
00:37:48你大爷的。
00:37:49十天之后门派大笔,我的修为是助击初期,圆刚圆月,他们都是助击中期的。
00:37:59我却肯定是必死无疑。
00:38:01我需要休眠十天。
00:38:02十天你要赚一千块下品灵石,才能足够突破你的助击期。
00:38:07不然,门派大笔你必死。
00:38:10一千块下品灵石?
00:38:12我怎么弄啊?
00:38:13我去偷还是去抢啊?
00:38:15哈哈,痛快。
00:38:17你们不知道啊,当时那个圆长老,有面如铁青。
00:38:21特别是看到我背后的神器。
00:38:24灶王国以后啊,就下达差点给我跪一下了。
00:38:28哈哈,是不是啊,圆怀?
00:38:30牛不牛逼?
00:38:31糟糕,牛逼。
00:38:32那不是紫霞门主来救场吗?
00:38:35哎,你说什么呢?
00:38:37那些杂碎明天是被我们火灶房给吓走的,是不是啊?
00:38:40不说那些了,今天这个好日子发清水了。
00:38:45二十个下品灵石啊,都有。
00:38:48哎,都有。
00:38:49二十块下品灵石啊,都有。
00:38:50不过呢,我们这个金钱是比较低啊。
00:38:52不过呢,我们这个金钱是比较低啊。
00:38:54不过呢,我们这个金钱是比较低啊。
00:38:56不过呢,我们这个金钱是比较低啊。
00:38:57这下财金都火赢过了。
00:38:58这下财金都火赢过了。
00:38:59现在还没有什么说啊。
00:39:00现在还没有什么说啊。
00:39:01现在还没有什么说啊。
00:39:02尸体分真艰难啊。
00:39:04还没有啊。
00:39:05等等,为啥要干尸体?
00:39:06哎,老李。
00:39:07哎,我想到了一个带兄弟们致富的方法。
00:39:10嗯,什么方法?
00:39:11嗯,来来来来来,大家目光向我看齐啊。
00:39:17我给大家推荐一个新的业务。
00:39:19什么业务啊?
00:39:20大家都会穷死啊。
00:39:21就是啊。
00:39:22就是我们火灶房,为什么这么穷?
00:39:25是因为,我们开着店,等着兄弟们上门来吃。
00:39:30这样太被动了。
00:39:32那不然还能有什么新办法吗?
00:39:34哎,你说听听。
00:39:35今日起。
00:39:36我袁怀成立火灶坊外卖部门。
00:39:41哎,比来了比来了。
00:39:43比来了。
00:39:45我们火灶坊呢,是外卖总部。
00:39:48嗯?
00:39:49下面有三个分部。
00:39:51第一个是接单部。
00:39:54第二个呢,是派送部。
00:39:56第三是售后部。
00:39:59接单部。
00:40:00主要负责用传声令牌收到每一位弟子的饮食需求。
00:40:06问清楚地址。
00:40:08配送部呢,则负责配送。
00:40:10我们每一单餐啊,就收一块零食的跑腿费。
00:40:14大家会愿意花零食吃送上门的饭吗?
00:40:17就是啊,我担心大家会因为多花了这个零食的钱来买饭。
00:40:22哎,老李啊,听好了。
00:40:24只要是人,他就会有惰性,他就想要偷懒。
00:40:29我们这个市场啊,有伟大的蓝海。
00:40:35我们收到的每一块零食,都要上缴给总部。
00:40:39每个月月底按单量分红。
00:40:42听起来好像蛮不错的。
00:40:45好,从今日起,我就是火灶房外卖部的CEO。
00:40:52老李呢,你就是总经理。
00:40:55我还是经理。
00:40:57我们公司的名字就叫林团。
00:41:02林团。
00:41:03我为大家设计了一款标志。
00:41:07今天呢,每一位兄弟都跟着我出去发传单。
00:41:11保证在天黑之前,每一位弟子都能收到我们的传生令牌。
00:41:16是。
00:41:18您好,林团外卖了解一下。
00:41:22您好,这是传生令牌。
00:41:24只要下单,一注像,我们就能送到您的洞府。
00:41:28您好,林团外卖了解一下。
00:41:30远环,你搞什么歪门子?
00:41:36脚拿开。
00:41:37一个练气的废物不练功,跑出来发什么林团外卖。
00:41:43我看你是认命了吧?
00:41:45我再说一遍,脚拿开。
00:41:48哎,这火灶房一个月可以给你多少零食啊?
00:41:52I can give you how much money?
00:41:54$10, or $20.
00:41:55Just so much money,
00:41:56and you can go to the table for a little bit.
00:41:59You said enough.
00:42:00You said enough.
00:42:01You don't have to go.
00:42:02You have a lot.
00:42:03Shut up!
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:11I'm your sister here.
00:42:13Yuen Yuen,
00:42:14you're only going to fall for me.
00:42:16How?
00:42:17You're going to take care of me?
00:42:19I'm a great man.
00:42:20You're going to take care of me?
00:42:22Do you want to help me?
00:42:24I don't want anyone to help me, but I don't want to be a fool of my son.
00:42:32Little girl, take care of yourself.
00:42:35Don't worry about it.
00:42:37Don't worry about it.
00:42:39My son, thank you for helping me.
00:42:41This is you?
00:42:42Yes.
00:42:43This is my new model for me.
00:42:45Let's go.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:52Let's go.
00:42:53Let's go.
00:42:54You can't.
00:42:55You can't.
00:42:56You can't.
00:42:58But I'm not going to leave my son.
00:43:01I hope you will be able to do the same thing.
00:43:03You've been able to open the door.
00:43:05You've been able to open the door.
00:43:06If you've been able to open the door, you'll never be able to stay.
00:43:10I'm not going to die.
00:43:12It seems to be like you're not going to be a fool of me.
00:43:14I will be the fool of you.
00:43:15This time I'll be the fool of my son.
00:43:17I'll become my son.
00:43:18So almost all of the other men of the men who will be the fool of me.
00:43:20He will die in my son's son's son.
00:43:23If I was your son's son?
00:43:25This is a fool of me.
00:43:27Don't be afraid.
00:43:28Let's go.
00:43:29I can't see you.
00:43:30Or be punished.
00:43:31Let's go.
00:43:32Okay.
00:43:33Then I'll let you go.
00:43:35I need to send you.
00:43:37I'm going to send you.
00:43:38You are such a fool of a fool.
00:43:39Don't be a fool of a fool.
00:43:41You are so proud, you are so proud of yourself.
00:43:42First of all, I'm going to go with the winner.
00:43:45On the other hand, if I win, I will娶 you first, and then take care of you.
00:43:50Let you become the two-man.
00:43:52What are you saying?
00:44:01I'm still a problem.
00:44:02Bye-bye.
00:44:06If I have a thousand dollars, I'll be able to get to the end of the game.
00:44:09The winner is not possible. This one thousand dollars, I'll be able to get to the end of the game.
00:44:14Hey, my friends, today is our first day of the day of the day.
00:44:19Next, we will have our CEO,袁淮, to go to the end of the day of the game.
00:44:24Let's go to the end of the game.
00:44:28My friends, this is the first day of the day.
00:44:31We will be able to get to the end of the game.
00:44:34My friends, let's get to the end of the game.
00:44:36Let's get to the end of the game.
00:44:39Hey.
00:44:40Let's get to the end.
00:44:41his first day of the game.
00:44:42第一单, everything.
00:44:43龙丹,奉随,报筍仰。
00:44:45走起!
00:44:46ους噎隐,抱三揚。
00:44:47走起!
00:44:51第二单,東海龙宫88号。
00:44:55青睁赤龙子,走起。
00:45:00你好,萌茸茫。
00:45:03你好,姒&慢慢。
00:45:05哎呀!
00:45:06哈哈哈哈 entrepreneur.
00:45:07不得了,不得了。
00:45:08知不知道 仅仅一个上午而已 我们就进入账零食一千五百块
00:45:14小场面 我们现在只占了市场20%的份额
00:45:20等我们的零团外卖普及了 我们就是垄断企业
00:45:25真的 发财了 发财了
00:45:28CEO 大人 携手不够用了
00:45:30什么
00:45:34我来帮忙
00:45:38您的外卖到了 辅助食聊套餐 外带凤干培圆羹
00:45:48是你啊
00:45:50好巧啊 昨天撕我传单 今天却自己点外卖 寇是心非的女人
00:46:01这个零团外卖 在年轻弟子里挺火的 我就试了试 送餐还挺快
00:46:07所以你现在还觉得我不务正业吗
00:46:10依然不务正业 我觉得你做这个费力不讨好 修炼才是正途
00:46:15那我问你个问题 修炼需要零食 哪来
00:46:19家里给的呀 我一个月一吨零食
00:46:22家里给的 何不食肉鱼 我跟你讲不通
00:46:27元怀 我最后劝你一句 退赛吧 别不自量力 不然你会死的
00:46:33好 那我也劝你一句 婚纱选霉红色 洗干净等我
00:46:39我的好兄弟呀 你知不知道 现在这两天我们赚的总有跑腿费
00:46:49这几下有两吨重的零食了 发财了呀
00:46:54一半给骑手兄弟们送过去 剩下的 哪里再来一人一半
00:47:01一人一半 发财了 发财了 赶快给兄弟分
00:47:06太好了 我发现你他娘子还真是个天才呀
00:47:10你知道这一千年来呀 我火灶房就出了你这么一个大人物啊
00:47:16谢谢 谢谢 老李 你跟我客套什么
00:47:19赶紧把钱分一分 我还得回去吸收练功呢
00:47:23好 分钱了 走嘞
00:47:25吸收了这些 应该就可以助击中情了
00:47:29好小子 他三天就搞这么多灵石
00:47:40你的体质是我修复过的 灵石的用量也是正常人的五倍
00:47:45换而言之 铜阶你无敌 月阶也能一换一
00:47:49这本棍法你拿着啊
00:47:51无天棍法第一是 桥山镇湖以气玉力
00:47:55将力量烧在丹田 在棍间爆发
00:47:58死棍法助击前中期堪称无敌
00:48:01这第二重 醉成开天就看你悟醒了
00:48:04新法我传给你
00:48:05我这是突破注击中期了
00:48:14这就是突破注击中期之后体内排出的杂质
00:48:21真是太臭了
00:48:23没想到 光是突破我就花了三天
00:48:27不好 今天就是东门小笔了
00:48:32门主万安
00:48:36今日是我紫霞门门派小笔的日子
00:48:39今日所有的外门弟子都会参加
00:48:41此次比赛规则为
00:48:42一队一五斗
00:48:44获胜者可以获得
00:48:45左门玄机法宝
00:48:47火龙狮子枪
00:48:48此次比赛
00:48:49还有一个目的
00:48:50就是为徐温修士寻找道理
00:48:52只有冠军才能获得赢取徐温的资格
00:48:54师姐 师姐
00:48:55徐温徐温徐温
00:48:56我要去徐温
00:48:57徐温
00:48:58我要去徐温
00:48:59徐温
00:49:00徐温
00:49:01徐温
00:49:02我要去徐温
00:49:03只为徐温修士寻找道理
00:49:04只有冠军才能获得赢取徐温的资格
00:49:07师姐
00:49:08师姐
00:49:09徐温
00:49:10徐温
00:49:11我要去徐温
00:49:12哼
00:49:13看来圆怀只是嘴硬
00:49:14终归是怕死之道
00:49:16不敢来
00:49:19我宣布
00:49:20本派小笔正式开始
00:49:23等等
00:49:27本派小笔正式开始
00:49:30等等
00:49:33火灶坊
00:49:42火灶坊
00:49:43前来报到
00:49:44火灶坊的
00:49:45哼
00:49:46笑死人了
00:49:47就这种货色
00:49:48回去
00:49:49回去挖野菜去吧
00:49:50火灶坊也是东门的部门
00:49:52也有权参加比试
00:49:54是不是啊
00:49:55门主
00:49:56圆怀
00:49:57我知道你自尊心强
00:49:58但此次比赛
00:50:00最差也是注击
00:50:01你不要命了
00:50:02弟子圆怀既然敢来
00:50:04那就是不惧生死
00:50:05圆怀
00:50:06门主给了你机会
00:50:08你就退出吧
00:50:09等会刀剑无眼
00:50:10没人替你收尸
00:50:11哈哈哈哈哈哈
00:50:13真是笑死人了
00:50:15这么多年
00:50:16火灶坊还是第一次参赛
00:50:19这不是自取其辱吗
00:50:21不过
00:50:22我支持他
00:50:24门主就让他参赛
00:50:27正好
00:50:28他也是我原家出的逆子
00:50:32刀剑无情
00:50:33拳脚无眼
00:50:34刺求多福吧
00:50:36小子
00:50:37你是来送死的吗
00:50:39丢人信
00:50:41我妹妹呢
00:50:42打赢我
00:50:44我就告诉你
00:50:45表弟
00:50:46你刚接手练器
00:50:48这小子
00:50:49就交给我处理吧
00:50:51我等着你们
00:50:53离场
00:50:54由门外弟子李清
00:50:56对战火灶房
00:50:59袁淮
00:51:07这小子不会没等到我上场
00:51:09就被淘汰了吧
00:51:10这李清
00:51:11是外门弟子中
00:51:12最心狠手辣的
00:51:14最擅长暗器
00:51:16袁淮
00:51:17已经是将死之人
00:51:18宗门什么意思啊
00:51:19让一个火灶房的跟我打
00:51:22请指教
00:51:23听说你人缘很差
00:51:25还是袁家出来的数字
00:51:28我要是杀了你
00:51:30袁淮师姐肯定会好好讲理我
00:51:33不走
00:51:45你很会赌啊
00:51:47这样呢
00:51:51结束了
00:51:52袁淮死了
00:51:53这袁淮
00:51:54这袁淮
00:51:55等死吧
00:51:56可笑
00:52:00什么
00:52:02找死
00:52:04天棍
00:52:05第一式
00:52:06潇山正虎
00:52:12这不可能
00:52:13袁淮这棍子啊
00:52:15废物
00:52:16连个袁淮都打不过
00:52:17都打不过
00:52:19门主
00:52:20我请求向袁淮发出挑战令
00:52:22挑战令是可以直接挑战
00:52:24但是输了的话
00:52:25赢家可以获得输家的全部几分
00:52:28输给他
00:52:29绝不可能
00:52:30正合我意
00:52:31袁淮
00:52:32袁淮
00:52:33上台领死
00:52:34可笑
00:52:35不自量力
00:52:36小子
00:52:37你挑战一个助击强者
00:52:39真是无知
00:52:40你们几个
00:52:42还有台上的老杂毛
00:52:44我会一一杀过去
00:52:46第二场
00:52:49外门弟子圆圆
00:52:51对战火灶房
00:52:52袁淮
00:52:53现在开始
00:52:54袁淮
00:52:59袁淮
00:53:00我终于有机会亲手杀了你
00:53:01我要把你的骨头
00:53:03一寸一寸的踩碎
00:53:05你知道腰斩的磁味吗
00:53:08腰斩
00:53:09谁给你的勇气
00:53:11袁淮
00:53:12退出吧
00:53:13不会有人怪你
00:53:14这不是你能应付的局面
00:53:15袁淮
00:53:16袁淮
00:53:17乃是我袁家少有的武学佼佼者
00:53:19年纪轻轻
00:53:21已经注击
00:53:22这袁淮
00:53:24不过是个跳梁小丑罢了
00:53:27袁淮
00:53:28竟是凶多吉少了
00:53:31袁淮
00:53:32这袁淮全力已经
00:53:33甚至接近金丹齐的威力了
00:53:35哈哈哈哈
00:53:36这外门弟子中
00:53:37谁能切下这一刀
00:53:40该给这个野种准备棺材了吧
00:53:42袁淮
00:53:44袁淮
00:53:45死了吧
00:53:46袁淮
00:53:48死了吧
00:53:49袁淮
00:53:50她没死
00:53:51袁淮
00:53:52袁淮
00:53:53袁淮
00:53:54袁淮
00:53:55袁淮
00:53:56袁淮
00:53:57袁淮
00:53:58袁淮
00:53:59袁淮
00:54:00袁淮
00:54:01袁淮
00:54:02袁淮
00:54:03袁淮
00:54:04袁淮
00:54:05袁淮
00:54:06袁淮
00:54:07袁淮
00:54:08袁淮
00:54:09袁淮
00:54:10袁淮
00:54:11袁淮
00:54:12袁淮
00:54:13袁淮
00:54:14袁淮
00:54:15袁淮
00:54:16袁淮
00:54:17袁淮
00:54:18袁淮
00:54:19袁淮
00:54:20You can't kill me.
00:54:21You can't kill me.
00:54:22You can't kill me.
00:54:23You're a good person.
00:54:25You're a bad person.
00:54:26You're a bad person.
00:54:27You're a bad person.
00:54:28You'll kill me.
00:54:29You're wrong.
00:54:35You're so dumb.
00:54:38You're the one who's the one who's a god.
00:54:40If you kill me like this, you'll kill me.
00:54:44You're dead.
00:54:45No one can be rude to me.
00:54:47You're not a genius.
00:54:49I'm a bad person to pray.
00:54:50You're a bad person.
00:54:51You can't take me.
00:54:52Just...
00:54:54This is our bad person is bad.
00:54:55It's still a bad person.
00:54:57You have to waste your blood.
00:55:00You're a bad person.
00:55:02I'm not a bad person.
00:55:05I am a bad person.
00:55:06I'm a bad person.
00:55:07You're not a bad person.
00:55:09You're a bad person.
00:55:10I'll bring you back.
00:55:12You're a good person.
00:55:14Except...
00:55:16If you'd find a violent person.
00:55:18You are a fengist. You are a slave. You will never be able to go to仙家殿堂.
00:55:23Well.
00:55:24You are a liar. You are not an ugly guy.
00:55:28I am a grandfather.
00:55:29I am a grandfather's angel.
00:55:31I am a grandfather's jealous.
00:55:33I am a grandfather.
00:55:35You are a grandfather.
00:55:37I am a man.
00:55:39You are a grandfather.
00:55:40You are a grandfather.
00:55:41You are a grandfather.
00:55:42Actually, grandfather has already left you.
00:55:44So that you have to be a master.
00:55:46You are a crazy person, who is a crazy person.
00:55:48You're a crazy person.
00:55:50You're a crazy person.
00:55:52You're a crazy person.
00:55:54I'm not a crazy person.
00:55:56You're right.
00:55:58Please say.
00:56:00You're a woman.
00:56:02You're a human being?
00:56:04What do you mean?
00:56:06You're a human being.
00:56:08You're a human being.
00:56:10But you don't want to see the world's world.
00:56:14I ain't human being.
00:56:16I will kill you.
00:56:18Stop.
00:56:20I'll do it again.
00:56:22This is the lady.
00:56:26She don't kill me.
00:56:28She's a man.
00:56:30This is a lady.
00:56:32You only can have a boy.
00:56:34She's a woman.
00:56:36She's an old lady.
00:56:38I mean, she's working with her.
00:56:40She's almost dead.
00:56:42雲山 你連你自己人的命都不管了嗎?
00:56:45只要能贏 一切都是值得的
00:56:50雲環 別輸給這人渣
00:56:55這就是金丹的力量嗎?
00:56:58雲環 要你死!
00:57:04悲意即滅絕
00:57:12雲環 請大聖上山
00:57:29雲環 請大聖上山
00:57:31能不能揭 魔仙
00:57:36弓好
00:57:40爾等妘曉
00:57:43鯨物當如皮膚store見晴天
00:57:46裝神弄鬼
00:57:48威勿 得金滅絕
00:57:49越是帥倉
00:57:51岳
00:57:53洪宮
00:57:55別哉
00:57:57志光
00:57:58There is no one who wants to challenge me!
00:58:05You come here!
00:58:09It's解決! I'll just休息!
00:58:11It's time for 10 days to wake up!
00:58:13You little girl, don't die!
00:58:15Thank you!
00:58:16The獅子!
00:58:17The獅子 is too bad!
00:58:18I'm just going to get out of here!
00:58:19You're doing what's going on!
00:58:20I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:21I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:23I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:24I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:25I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:26Let's do this boy!
00:58:28I'm going to get out of here!
00:58:29After the delivery of it,
00:58:30you will be able to improve the world!
00:58:32You've given the effort to do this!
00:58:35What would you do to make?
00:58:37Do you know what?
00:58:38I cannot be worried!
00:58:40He wants you to do this!
00:58:45He wants you to do this guy!
00:58:48Ok!
00:58:49So must you go to the house for a little bit?
00:58:51He wants to make a guide!
00:58:53I will go to the house again!
00:58:54Hmm, this guy has a lot of fun, so I'll be able to get you back to him again.
00:59:01You're not going to want that guy?
00:59:03I'm not going to give you this chance.
00:59:09I'm going to go back to you again.
00:59:13Wait for me.
00:59:14If there's no one to challenge,
00:59:16I'm going to announce that at this time,
00:59:18the end of the world is the winner.
00:59:20The end of the world is the winner.
00:59:23Wow, wow, wow!
00:59:25Wow, wow, wow, wow!
00:59:27Wow, wow!
00:59:28Wow!
00:59:29Yeah!
00:59:31本次大比的獎勵,
00:59:33兩千塊下品零食,
00:59:35還有外門大師姐的婚約一份。
00:59:38來人,
00:59:39抬徐家嫁妆!
00:59:42金百金,玉百兩,
00:59:45金玉滿堂,百年好合,
00:59:48太鶯一餅,龍泉一餅,
00:59:50仙徒相依,武運昌龍。
00:59:53明珠一颗,玉碧一幅,金光灿烂,珠莲碧合。
00:59:59好牛的嫁妆啊,天哪,太阔气了,好福气啊。
01:00:03元怀,没想到你还挺有本事,做我的道理勉强合格了,但是你别得意,我这个人,对各方面要求都很严格。
01:00:12别急,这灵石我收了,不过,我退婚。
01:00:19什么?
01:00:20元怀,徐文可是紫霞们所有男弟子的梦中情人,你当真要拒绝婚书,徐家可是修炼大家族,比十个远家都强,你知道你错过了什么吗?
01:00:33我说了我退婚,我元怀不喜欢你这种口是心非还毒蛇的女人。
01:00:38元怀,我可是徐家嫡女,你……
01:00:41嫡女又如何,带着你的嫁妆,从我眼前消失……
01:00:50她真的好特别,竟然敢推我们家的话,天下竟然还有这样的男子……
01:00:59等等,你人我要了,价格你随便开,一万零十还是十万零十,或者把你们整个元家买下来都可以,但我徐文的面子不能丢。
01:01:09我要你把这婚书碎纸,一片一片捡起来给我。
01:01:14徐文,我撕你的婚约是因为你撕了我的传单,我们扯平了。
01:01:20我元怀不是吃软饭的人,带着你的臭钱。
01:01:24给我一个理由,你是我喜欢的人了对吗?
01:01:28对,我喜欢的人就是她,紫霞仙子。
01:01:34我喜欢的人就是她,紫霞仙子。
01:01:37我喜欢的人就是她,紫霞仙子。
01:01:41元怀,你胡说什么?
01:01:42我去,这小子原来喜欢年纪大的。
01:01:44我说我喜欢你,我爱你,我想娶你,我想你为我生孩子,我只喜欢你,紫霞仙子。
01:01:52徐小姐,我的话你听明白了吗?
01:01:56元怀,你无耻,搞清楚你的定位。
01:01:59我姓徐,让你入坠,是看得起你。
01:02:03别以为我会像你家里人一样灌着你,把你的臭脾气给我收一收。
01:02:08带着你的嫁妆,回去吧,你被退婚了。
01:02:12元怀,我跟你两条路,要么娶我,要么我杀了你,玄。
01:02:18你有本事就杀了我。
01:02:20好,元怀,你只是外门弟子,我即将升入内门,下个月内门弟子大别。
01:02:28你我,只有一个人能活着走下擂台。
01:02:31我就走下擂台。
01:02:33好,下个月的内门大别,我会以外门弟子的身份参加。
01:02:37有本事,你就杀了我。
01:02:40荒唐,走散了吧。
01:02:42你们俩,一人回去给我抄十遍情形诀。
01:02:44元怀,你给我过来。
01:02:46元怀,好大的胆子。
01:02:52元怀,好大的胆子。
01:02:56元怀,好说。
01:02:58我说过了。
01:03:00我说过了,再有第三次,杀了你。
01:03:04元怀,这紫祥门的女人怎么一个比一个彪啊。
01:03:07我,我刚刚没有麻烦你啊。
01:03:10你不娶徐文,是因为喜欢我。
01:03:13我都一千岁了。
01:03:14我就一千岁了。
01:03:17我就一千岁怎么办?
01:03:19我就喜欢成熟的。
01:03:21住嘴。
01:03:22我不想再听到这些谎话。
01:03:24还有,你要想清楚。
01:03:26内门弟子大比,可不是外门这样儿戏。
01:03:29内门弟子都是人中龙凤,都是能悦即杀人的。
01:03:33既然学文约战了你,就不可能放过你。
01:03:36我不希望你死了。
01:03:38有数啊。
01:03:39还有。
01:03:40内门弟子清一色,筑姬中旗,甚至有筑姬后旗的妖女。
01:03:45你要想清楚,你面对的是什么人。
01:03:47意识到自己的渺小,才有可能进步。
01:03:52请宗主放心,我有一阵之力。
01:03:57还有,我再多说一次。
01:03:59修仙,修的不是仙,修的是资源。
01:04:03放眼神中,每一个志强者背后,不是个人的努力。
01:04:08还是无数资源的堆积。
01:04:10内门大帝,你至少要有筑姬后旗的实力。
01:04:13否则,就是去自取其辱。
01:04:15不就是灵石吗?
01:04:18我有。
01:04:19口子为之吧。
01:04:20口子为之吧。
01:04:21门主!
01:04:22天际殿有急事需要商议。
01:04:25我们两名清传弟子失踪了。
01:04:27失踪?
01:04:28怎么回事?
01:04:29怎么回事?
01:04:30我这边找人打听,是去过欢喜宗那里。
01:04:33然后,就没再回来。
01:04:35怎么会这样?
01:04:36怎么会这样?
01:04:40徐温。
01:04:41袁环。
01:04:42你们二人去调查此事。
01:04:44什么?
01:04:45什么?
01:04:46我靠。
01:04:47这么回气啊。
01:04:49没搞错吧?
01:04:51我?
01:04:52和他?
01:04:54谨遵师命。
01:04:56谨遵师命。
01:05:01这欢喜宗,是整个东盛神中,香火最旺的地方。
01:05:06据说能求财,求姻缘,求平安,没有不能求的。
01:05:11在人间口碑极好。
01:05:13但我又忘记住看过他们的寺庙。
01:05:15我总觉得,不像表面那么太平。
01:05:20师尊,您这是什么意思?
01:05:22没什么。
01:05:23可能是我看错了。
01:05:25你们只需要记住,内门帝子是我宗门的基石。
01:05:29你们务必找到二位师兄。
01:05:32宗主,二位师兄有什么特点?
01:05:36周云许文两位师兄。
01:05:38一个脖子后面有疤痕,另一位天生虫痛。
01:05:42一个眼睛里有两个瞳孔。
01:05:44遵命。
01:05:45遵命。
01:05:46圆怀。
01:05:47我就直说了。
01:05:49和你一做,真是晦气。
01:05:50我们先说好,这一路上,一切以我为主。
01:05:53凭什么?
01:05:54就凭我是铸鸡后期,而你是铸鸡后期,而你是铸鸡中期,我修为高宁一节。
01:06:07行,那有危险,你上。
01:06:11我先溜。
01:06:13这。
01:06:14闹钟。
01:06:19前面就是欢喜宗了。
01:06:21用你说,我早就看到了。
01:06:24我们先禀除修为,不要声张,看看情况再说。
01:06:28我早。
01:06:29欢迎二位施主。
01:06:32二位施主事先是凡,来欢喜宗所为何事。
01:06:36师父,这位是我的内人,我们最近打算要一个孩子了。
01:06:42所以,特地来寺,求个签,图个母子平安。
01:06:47施主所言是真的。
01:06:48那这自然,贵寺的氛围还真是好。
01:06:52废话,这里可是东周最灵的寺庙。
01:06:55世人都想欢喜好,唯有香火忘不了。
01:07:00香客百星云在何方,荒种一堆,白骨少。
01:07:05大殿寇拜要注意,紫色低肥,惊高怒目。
01:07:11胡子睁开眼,天不黑情,快点跑。
01:07:16少许是胡商八道,滚。
01:07:21两位施主,不好意思,这是个疯子。
01:07:30道理讲得通,只能懂。
01:07:33若是胡子睁开眼,天不黑情快些跑,什么意思?
01:07:36这疯子到底想说什么?
01:07:38疯子就赶紧关起来。
01:07:40疯子就赶紧关起来,快吓人了。
01:07:42是是是。
01:07:43二位随我去疾风店吧。
01:07:45那里神香嘴灵,给夫人求个龙虎胎。
01:07:49二位可以许愿了?
01:07:54二位可以许愿了。
01:07:55二位可以许愿了。
01:08:00二位可以许愿了。
01:08:04我希望我的妻子一胎八个,可以给我生八个可爱的小孩。
01:08:08I hope my wife will be able to give me a cute little girl.
01:08:13That's enough, don't die.
01:08:17I wish my wife will be able to give me a little girl.
01:08:26If I can see my wife's eyes, I will be able to see my wife's eyes.
01:08:29I will be able to see my wife's eyes.
01:08:31施主 许完怨了吗 如今天色已迟 如果不介意的话 可以在本寺留宿 待明日天亮在座不迟
01:08:40这胖盒上有问题
01:08:42太好了 正好我们也累了 还请大师安排
01:08:47那是自然
01:08:48主持人 为何这两个人的佛像都如此的栩栩如生
01:08:53施主慧眼 这是我们寺内元纪的高僧 我们会把他们涂上金服 在连台上作画 俗称肉身佛
01:09:03肉身佛 这是死去的真人 这是什么系索
01:09:09只有德高望重的宗门 才会有肉身佛 证明宗门的强大
01:09:16果然是大宗 就是厉害
01:09:19你少说两句
01:09:21不对 主持人 这儿的金服 为何在枯
01:09:30真的
01:09:35最近天气比较潮湿 受潮了
01:09:40我就说嘛 原来是受潮了
01:09:43对了 主持人 还望今天把我和我的妻子
01:09:50安排在一块入组
01:09:52啊
01:09:53善 明僧先告退
01:09:55周云 许文两位师兄 一个脖子后面有疤痕 另一位天生虫疼 一个眼睛里有两个瞳孔
01:10:13就难道是我的两位师兄吗
01:10:17你干什么
01:10:18不用找我们师兄了 如果我没猜错的话 他们已经遇害了
01:10:23你怎么知道
01:10:25跟我走
01:10:31你干什么
01:10:32跟我走
01:10:33那
01:10:34不是说流速吗
01:10:35许文 你听我说
01:10:36这里很不对劲 这有问题
01:10:38哪有问题
01:10:39主持人那么好
01:10:41刚刚的肉身符 你看见了吗
01:10:42其实它是什么
01:10:43你是什么
01:10:45其实那有相当高的艺术价值
01:10:54相当高的艺术价值
01:11:00相当高的艺术价值
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