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00:00:00This is madness. This isn't our custom. This isn't our way.
00:00:10I will take that as a...
00:00:11RIOT!
00:00:11Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. Um, I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:00:30This story's about me, not him. Okay, you got it? Alright, we're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
00:01:00I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:01:05I'm the one in the car.
00:01:07I'm the one in the car.
00:01:11I want to be the one in the car.
00:01:17Where'd you come from, little guy?
00:01:37No touchy.
00:01:40Demon Llama!
00:01:41Demon Llama?
00:01:42Where?
00:01:42Oh, my head.
00:01:51Okay, Demon Llama, just take it easy.
00:01:55I mean you no harm.
00:01:58What are you talking about?
00:01:59Oh, wait.
00:02:00I know you.
00:02:02You're that whiny peasant.
00:02:04Emperor Kuzco?
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07Who do you think you were talking to?
00:02:08The...
00:02:09How did...
00:02:11Um...
00:02:12You don't...
00:02:14Look like the Emperor.
00:02:16What do you mean I don't look like the Emperor?
00:02:17Um...
00:02:18Um...
00:02:19What is this?
00:02:21Some kind of little game you country folk like?
00:02:23Yeah!
00:02:24It can't be!
00:02:27Ah!
00:02:28Ah!
00:02:28My face!
00:02:29My beautiful, beautiful face!
00:02:32Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:33Okay, well...
00:02:33Lama!
00:02:34Ah!
00:02:35Lama face!
00:02:37What happened?
00:02:37Oh...
00:02:38I'm trying to figure that out, okay?
00:02:42Oh, I can't remember!
00:02:46I can't remember anything!
00:02:48Wait a minute.
00:02:50I remember you!
00:02:51I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got
00:02:56mad at me...
00:02:57Oh!
00:02:58Then you turned me into a llama!
00:03:00What?
00:03:01No, I did not!
00:03:02Yes, and then you kidnapped me!
00:03:04Why would I kidnap a llama?
00:03:06I have no idea.
00:03:07You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
00:03:09What?
00:03:11You're right.
00:03:12That's giving you way too much credit.
00:03:14Okay, I have to get back to the palace.
00:03:17Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:03:20I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
00:03:23Hey, you!
00:03:24No time to waste.
00:03:25Let's go.
00:03:29Hey, Tiny!
00:03:30I want to get out of this body, wouldn't you?
00:03:32Now let's go!
00:03:35Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:03:38You want to run that by me again?
00:03:42I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
00:03:49I got a little secret for you.
00:03:52Come here.
00:03:53Now closer.
00:03:55I don't make deals with peasants!
00:03:57Then, I guess I can't take you back.
00:04:00Fine.
00:04:01I don't need you.
00:04:02I can find my own way back.
00:04:04I wouldn't recommend it.
00:04:05It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:04:07Nice try, pal.
00:04:09No, really.
00:04:09I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
00:04:13I'm not listening.
00:04:14I'm not kidding.
00:04:15Listen, you cannot go in there.
00:04:18Oh, man.
00:04:19You're still not listening.
00:04:21Oh, you...
00:04:22Fine.
00:04:24Fine.
00:04:24Go ahead.
00:04:26There's no Kuzco?
00:04:28There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:04:30Take care of my problem.
00:04:39Hmm.
00:04:39Scary jungle, right?
00:04:48Oh, a leaf.
00:04:49Oh, it might attack me.
00:04:52Oh, it's a scary tree.
00:04:53I'm afraid.
00:04:56Please never find my way.
00:04:58I'm the emperor.
00:04:59And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
00:05:02Okay, where am I?
00:05:11Helpie!
00:05:12Helpie!
00:05:13Helpie!
00:05:17Hello.
00:05:19Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
00:05:21What do you want?
00:05:31Good food.
00:05:33Oh, for me?
00:05:34Why, I don't know what to say.
00:05:38Hit the road, Bucky.
00:05:40Hey!
00:05:44Ow!
00:05:45Helpie!
00:05:47Helpie!
00:05:48Helpie!
00:05:48Helpie!
00:05:48Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:49Helpie!
00:05:50Helpie!
00:05:50Helpie!
00:05:50Helpie!
00:05:50Helpie!
00:05:51Helpie!
00:06:13No!
00:06:17No!
00:06:18No!
00:06:18No!
00:06:19No!
00:06:20No!
00:06:20You, killer jaguar.
00:06:40Whoa.
00:06:50Whoa.
00:06:57Whoa.
00:06:59Whoa.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:02Whoa.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:04Whoa.
00:07:05Whoa.
00:07:06Whoa.
00:07:07Whoa.
00:07:08Whoa.
00:07:09Whoa.
00:07:10Whoa.
00:07:11Whoa.
00:07:12Whoa.
00:07:13Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind
00:07:18of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
00:07:19No, no, no.
00:07:20It's okay.
00:07:21This is all right.
00:07:22We can figure this out.
00:07:24I hate you.
00:07:26I hate you.
00:07:27I don't know about you, but I'm getting all fund out.
00:07:52I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
00:07:58Uh-oh.
00:07:59Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
00:08:02Yep.
00:08:03Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:08:04Most likely.
00:08:05Bring it on.
00:08:08Oh, yeah!
00:08:22Your Highness. Your Highness, can you hear me?
00:08:43Oh, boy. Come on, breathe. Breathe.
00:08:47Breathe.
00:08:47Oh, for me.
00:08:57All right.
00:09:08For the last time, it was not a kiss.
00:09:16Well, whatever you call it.
00:09:19It was disgusting.
00:09:21And if you would have done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
00:09:29Oh!
00:09:30But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
00:09:34I'll have Ysma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
00:09:38Oh, yeah.
00:09:39Okay. Now, look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:09:43Uh-huh.
00:09:45I just think, if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
00:09:50And why would I do that?
00:09:53Because, deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
00:09:59And that's...
00:10:01...bad.
00:10:03Oh, yeah.
00:10:06And nobody's that heartless.
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:10Now take me back.
00:10:12What? Wait, wait!
00:10:13How can you be this way?
00:10:14All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
00:10:18Uh, yeah.
00:10:19Dory.
00:10:19Me.
00:10:20Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
00:10:22You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
00:10:24Eh, Pacha?
00:10:26You know what? Someday you're going to wind up all alone.
00:10:29Then you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
00:10:32Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
00:10:34Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
00:10:38Looks to me like you're stuck out here.
00:10:40Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:10:46Because unless you take your mind...
00:10:48I'm not taking you back.
00:10:49Eee, eee, eee, eee.
00:10:53Huh!
00:10:53What?
00:10:54I didn't do anything.
00:10:55I didn't...
00:10:56Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:10:58Are you going to build a fire or what?
00:10:59What's going on?
00:11:01He's never going to change his mind.
00:11:05Oh.
00:11:06How am I ever going to get out of here?
00:11:10I just...
00:11:11I just...
00:11:13I just...
00:11:14I just...
00:11:16I just...
00:11:20I just...
00:11:21I just...
00:11:22I just...
00:11:22I just...
00:11:22I just...
00:11:23I just...
00:11:25I just...
00:11:27That look on your face
00:11:41I'll never erase
00:11:42It makes me
00:11:43Stop it!
00:11:47I'll have your hands
00:11:49For a trophy, street rat
00:11:50All this for a loaf of bread?
00:11:54You've got to be kidding me
00:11:56There he is!
00:12:09Who won't get away so easy?
00:12:11You think that was easy?
00:12:14You two, over that way
00:12:16And you follow me
00:12:17We'll find him
00:12:18Morning ladies
00:12:19Getting into trouble a little early today
00:12:22Aren't we Aladdin?
00:12:24No way
00:12:25You're only in trouble if you get caught
00:12:27Gotcha!
00:12:28I'm in trouble
00:12:29This time
00:12:30Perfect timing, boo
00:12:33As usual
00:12:34Come on, let's get out of here
00:12:37Got it
00:12:37One jump
00:12:38Out of the red line
00:12:40One swing
00:12:40Ahead of the board
00:12:41I steal
00:12:42I know what I can't afford
00:12:44That's it
00:12:45One jump
00:12:46Ahead of the wall, man
00:12:47That's all
00:12:48That's no joke
00:12:49These guys
00:12:50I don't appreciate
00:12:51I'm broke
00:12:52I just don't appreciate
00:12:52I'm broke
00:12:52I said
00:12:53I'm a savage
00:12:53Grand rap
00:12:54Snakebatch
00:12:55Don't go
00:12:55Hey
00:12:56Just a little
00:12:58Snap guy
00:13:00You're just a little
00:13:01Snap guy
00:13:01Grand rap
00:13:02Oh
00:13:02Grand rap
00:13:03And you're a bad guy
00:13:04Nice
00:13:05I can't make a hint
00:13:05I can't face the facts
00:13:06You're my only grand taboo
00:13:08We're UNLESS
00:13:09Our robotic control
00:13:10Attack
00:13:10Well that is Japan's
00:13:11Let's get to bottom
00:13:11We're難in'
00:13:12acceptance
00:13:12He's the other one
00:13:14That lies in crime
00:13:15We're not
00:13:16I blame parent detect
00:13:18I'm gonna check the asses, we got off.
00:13:20Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time.
00:13:24One jump ahead of the snow folks, one escape ahead of my doom.
00:13:28Next time, gotta use a nom de plume.
00:13:32One jump ahead of the hit man, one jump ahead of the block.
00:13:36I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
00:13:40There's not the tango, the blue and the green.
00:13:44Let's not be too hasty.
00:13:48Do I think he's rather tasty?
00:13:52Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we'd get along.
00:13:56Get him!
00:13:58Get him!
00:14:06Get him!
00:14:08Get him!
00:14:10Get him!
00:14:12Get him!
00:14:18One jump ahead of the hit man, one hop ahead of the hit man.
00:14:22Get him!
00:14:23Not sports rick, ahead and zack!
00:14:25You're hot!
00:14:26Very quick, but I'm not a-
00:14:27Here goes, there's what I'mi-
00:14:28Hand in with.
00:14:29Happy Land in.
00:14:30All I gotta do is dooo!
00:14:32Doooo!
00:14:33Doooo!
00:14:35Doooo!
00:14:36Come on up the road!
00:14:38Oh!
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:40Come on!
00:14:41Ooh!
00:14:42Oh!
00:14:43Yeah!
00:14:44Woo!
00:14:45Where the dog did he?
00:14:46Go away!
00:14:47Go away!
00:14:48Are you ready?
00:14:49To our people in the world and to our children
00:14:53The children whose children不能 have been
00:14:54And they are all tenTON
00:14:57And the children who can't live in the world
00:14:59They are all ten-to-bro
00:15:01And now we will do that
00:15:04Father, this is my favorite part
00:15:05It is not this
00:15:06It is no one of these
00:15:07It is not this
00:15:09It is the truth
00:15:10Remember
00:15:11You have a dream
00:15:12You have a dream
00:15:14You have a dream
00:15:15You have a dream
00:15:17Change your Lord!
00:15:24Entire a living in a room
00:15:26Change your Lord
00:15:29Change your Lord
00:15:35Change your Lord
00:15:37Change your Lord
00:15:39parents
00:15:40Change your Lord
00:15:43Change your God
00:15:44Challenge
00:15:46You're welcome to me!
00:15:48Oh, dear!
00:15:50Oh, dear!
00:15:52Wow, wow!
00:16:16You're welcome to me!
00:17:16His Royal Highness King Triton.
00:17:46All the presentations are the distinguished white composer,
00:17:54Horatio Thelonius Ignatius Christatius Sebastian.
00:17:57I'm really looking forward to this performance, Sebastian.
00:18:09Your Majesty, this will be the finest concert I have ever conducted.
00:18:16Your daughters, they will be spectacular.
00:18:19Yes, and especially my little Ariel.
00:18:24Yes, yes.
00:18:27She has the most beautiful wife.
00:18:31Only she'd short for the hassles once in a while.
00:18:34I'm really looking forward to this performance.
00:18:41I'm really looking forward to this performance.
00:18:45I'm kind of looking forward to this performance.
00:18:50We are the dominant super top, and the great father who loves us a name that's well
00:18:58Aguanta, Marina, Arista, Tina, Adela, Madonna
00:19:10She's the youngest in her musical debut, her little sister representing her to you
00:19:16I love her passion, but her voice is like a bell, but she's my sister, Adelaide
00:19:22Ariel?
00:19:46Uh, hey
00:19:58Thanks
00:20:04No
00:20:05No problem
00:20:08Feels like wool
00:20:11Yeah
00:20:12Alpaca?
00:20:14Oh, yeah, it is
00:20:15Oh, yeah, I thought so
00:20:17It's nice
00:20:19My wife made it
00:20:21Oh, she knits?
00:20:23Crochets
00:20:24Crochets, nice
00:20:26Thanks
00:20:27So
00:20:34So I was thinking that when I got back to the city
00:20:39We'd, uh, we'd, uh
00:20:41I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know, I might
00:20:47Are you saying you've changed your mind?
00:20:52Oh, well, I, I don't know
00:20:53Because you know that means you're doing something nice for someone else
00:20:58No, I know that, I know
00:20:59And you're all right with that?
00:21:01Yes
00:21:03What?
00:21:10Don't shake
00:21:14Unless you mean it
00:21:16All right
00:21:24I must get you back to the palace
00:21:28Oh, by the way, thanks
00:21:31No
00:21:33Thank you
00:21:35Okay, once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace
00:21:51Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath
00:21:54I believe it
00:21:55What was that?
00:21:55Nothing
00:21:56Oh, Gusto
00:22:00Gusto
00:22:03Yeah
00:22:04Quick, help me up
00:22:05No, I don't think I will
00:22:09You're gonna leave me here?
00:22:10Well, I was gonna have you in prison for life
00:22:13But I kinda like this better
00:22:14I thought you were a changed man
00:22:16Oh, come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city
00:22:19So all of it was a lie?
00:22:22Well, yeah
00:22:22No, wait
00:22:23Oh, yeah
00:22:26Yeah, it all was a lot
00:22:27Toodles
00:22:28We shook hands on it!
00:22:35You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is
00:22:37You need hands
00:22:39Okay
00:22:41Bye-bye
00:22:42Are you okay?
00:22:45You all right?
00:22:46Yeah
00:22:47Yeah, I think I'm all right
00:22:48Good
00:22:49Bet you're going back on your promise
00:22:52Yeah
00:22:54That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village
00:22:57Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way
00:22:59Don't touch me
00:23:01Why never risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
00:23:05I was always taught that there was some good in everyone
00:23:07But, boo, you proved me wrong
00:23:08Oh, boo-hoo
00:23:09Now I feel really bad
00:23:11Bad, llama
00:23:11I could've let you die up there in that jungle
00:23:13And then all my problems will be over
00:23:15Well, that makes you ugly and stupid
00:23:17Let's end this
00:23:19Ladies first
00:23:20Enjoy sociedad
00:23:22Oh, no!
00:23:25I won't kill you
00:23:27Okay, is that funny?
00:23:29You only winged her
00:23:31Fuck can you burn him?
00:23:33Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:33Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:34I won't kill you
00:23:35Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:36I see you
00:23:37people died
00:23:38On the otherêuers
00:23:39Aaaaah!
00:23:40Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:41Lost their first
00:23:41Ugh, didn't you
00:23:41What?
00:23:42Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:43Stopting you
00:23:43Look at me
00:23:44Oh, no, she's all about me
00:23:45Gone
00:23:46What are we going to do?
00:23:50What are we going to do? We're going to die.
00:23:52We're going to die. That's it for me.
00:23:55No, we're not. Calm down.
00:23:58I have an idea.
00:23:59Give me your arm.
00:24:01Okay. Now the other one.
00:24:04When I say go, push against my back,
00:24:08and we'll walk up the hill.
00:24:10Ready? Go.
00:24:12Ow! You did that on purpose.
00:24:16No, I didn't.
00:24:18Now we're going to have to work together to get out of this,
00:24:20so follow my lead. Ready?
00:24:22Right foot.
00:24:23Who's right? Your right or mine?
00:24:25I don't care. Mine.
00:24:26Well, why yours?
00:24:27Okay, you're right. Ready?
00:24:29Okay, got it.
00:24:30Okay. Right. Right.
00:24:34Look, we're moving.
00:24:37No!
00:24:38Now stay with me. Stay with me.
00:24:41Right. Right.
00:24:43Right.
00:24:43Right.
00:24:45Left.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:48Now, what?
00:24:50Genius.
00:24:51Working on it.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Here's the deal.
00:24:55Stretch out your neck,
00:24:56and I'll grab the rope.
00:24:58How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
00:25:01You're just going to have to trust me.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy,
00:25:10or this would be really difficult.
00:25:13Yeah.
00:25:13Yeah.
00:25:14Almost.
00:25:16No.
00:25:18It's stuck.
00:25:19Take your time.
00:25:20No hurry here.
00:25:24Gottfried!
00:25:25Good day!
00:25:32No.
00:25:32Whoa!
00:25:33Whoa!
00:25:39Whoa!
00:25:44Whoa!
00:25:44Whoa!
00:25:45No!
00:25:45No!
00:25:46Whoa!
00:25:46No!
00:25:46No!
00:25:46Oh, look at me and my bad self.
00:26:08I snatched you right out of the air.
00:26:11Oh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me.
00:26:14Well, not today, pal.
00:26:15Uh-huh.
00:26:16Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:26:18Uh-huh.
00:26:19You just saved my life.
00:26:21Huh?
00:26:24So?
00:26:24I knew it.
00:26:25Knew what?
00:26:26That there is some good in you, after all.
00:26:27I know.
00:26:28Admit it.
00:26:29Wrong.
00:26:29Yes, there is.
00:26:30Nuh-uh.
00:26:30I think there is.
00:26:31Nuh-uh.
00:26:32Hey, you could have let me fall off.
00:26:33Come on, what's the big deal?
00:26:34Nobody's that heartless.
00:26:38Don't read too much into it.
00:26:39It was a one-time thing.
00:26:41Right, sure.
00:26:43Well, better get going.
00:26:45With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
00:26:49What?
00:26:50You mean you're still taking me back?
00:26:52I shook on it, didn't I?
00:26:53Well, yeah.
00:26:54But I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing.
00:26:57I'm still building Kuzco-topia when I get back.
00:26:59Well, four days is a long time.
00:27:02Who knows?
00:27:02Maybe you'll change your mind.
00:27:04Uh-huh.
00:27:05Four days.
00:27:06What are the chances of you carrying me?
00:27:08Not good.
00:27:11Ha-ha!
00:27:13Ah!
00:27:14That was fun, wasn't it?
00:27:16Oh-ho!
00:27:16Ha-ha!
00:27:17Ha-ha!
00:27:17And now, esteemed Effendi, we peaced our ass.
00:27:21I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:27:24Ah.
00:27:30Ah.
00:27:37Here.
00:27:38Go on, take it.
00:27:39Ha-ha-ha!
00:27:41Wow!
00:27:43Oh-ho!
00:27:45Ah!
00:27:50Oh, why?
00:27:53I don't.
00:28:02On its way to the palace, I suppose, another sort of folded princess.
00:28:07Yeah!
00:28:08Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:09Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:09Ha-ha!
00:28:11Out of my way, you're pretty brat!
00:28:14Hey!
00:28:15If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
00:28:18Oh.
00:28:19I teach you some manners!
00:28:21Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:21Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:26Look at that, Abu!
00:28:28It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
00:28:32You are a worthless street rat.
00:28:35You were born a street rat.
00:28:37You'll die a street rat.
00:28:39And only your fleas will mourn you.
00:28:46Bantry by royal invitation only.
00:28:50I'm not worthless.
00:28:52And I don't have fleas.
00:28:54Come on, Abu.
00:28:59Let's go home.
00:29:00Riff-Raff street rat.
00:29:08Riff-Raff street rat.
00:29:10I don't buy that.
00:29:13If only they'd look closer.
00:29:18Would they see a poor boy?
00:29:21No siree.
00:29:23I don't know.
00:29:23I don't know.
00:29:23I don't know.
00:29:24I don't know.
00:29:24I don't know.
00:29:25I don't know.
00:29:25They'd find out there's so much more to me.
00:29:34Someday, Abu, things are going to change.
00:29:45We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
00:29:56Low blood sugar, huh?
00:29:57Yeah, it's a curse.
00:29:59Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
00:30:02We have cosplayers under number 6, which will show us the ring, Tichiro, and Haku, and the center of Tichiro, and the unisoned witchcraft.
00:30:14He warned her.
00:30:16Agustin?
00:30:17Garbalsh, you'rezil round the bus?
00:30:19Mickey, that's fine.
00:30:20Little, don't worry.
00:30:22Kang Mainhart, wait.
00:30:22Quest, in favor,run by the andesor.
00:30:29In favor, don't worry.
00:30:30No, no one can't walk.
00:30:38Let's survive.
00:30:40Let's find out, let's go.
00:30:41Who住 gives you energy?
00:30:42ocado shots.
00:30:44Oh, my God.
00:31:14Я думала, все выкинули.
00:31:17Ты пойдешь в этом домой.
00:31:19Моя открытая школа.
00:31:22Тихеро, это мое имя.
00:31:26Если забудешь имя, то не найдешь дорогу домой.
00:31:29Я бы не могу вспомнить свое имя.
00:31:32Твое настоящие имя Куапугану.
00:31:44Моя открытая школа.
00:31:51Это мая открытая школа.
00:32:00Oh, oh, goody, my bouncy ball.
00:32:03Hey, Sissy, what are you doing?
00:32:06Well, watch this.
00:32:07Whee!
00:32:09Oh!
00:32:10Um, um, BJ?
00:32:12BJ, that's mine.
00:32:14Well, I'm not going to keep it, Sissy.
00:32:17Why don't we play with it together?
00:32:19Here, I'll throw it back to you.
00:32:21Oh, okay.
00:32:22Here you go.
00:32:23I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
00:32:26Uh, Sissy?
00:32:30Are you going to throw it back to me?
00:32:33Well, oh, okay.
00:32:35Here it comes.
00:32:37All right.
00:32:38This is fun.
00:32:40See, Sissy, it's a lot more fun to play ball when you share.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:46It's not so tough to share your stuff.
00:32:49It's not so tough to share your stuff.
00:32:52It's not so tough to share your stuff with a friend.
00:32:56It's great to learn to wait your turn.
00:33:01It's great to learn to wait your turn.
00:33:04It's great to learn to wait your turn.
00:33:07Be polite.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:10When a friend comes over to play, it's not so nice to say.
00:33:15That's mine, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine, mine, mine.
00:33:19Put it back, put it back, put it back, put it back, put it back, put it back, put it back.
00:33:22And when you share, you show you care.
00:33:25And when you share, you show you care.
00:33:28And when you share, you show you care for your friends
00:33:32If you want to do what's right, don't hold your stuff too tight
00:33:39It's fun, it's fun, and much more fair
00:33:43So share, share, share
00:33:46It's not so tough, it's not so tough to share your stuff
00:33:51To share your stuff, it's not so tough
00:33:54It's not so tough to share your stuff
00:33:57To share your stuff
00:33:58It's not so tough to share your stuff
00:34:01It's not so tough to share your stuff
00:34:04It's not so tough to share your stuff with a friend
00:34:08That's better
00:34:12Yeah
00:34:12Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hot
00:34:26Home of the mug
00:34:27Of meat
00:34:31What'll it be?
00:34:33We'll have two specials
00:34:35Is that alright, dear?
00:34:37Oh, whatever you say, Pumpkin, you know what I like
00:34:39We're on our honeymoon
00:34:42Bless you for coming out in public
00:34:44So that's two specials
00:34:47And an onion log
00:34:49To split
00:34:50Ordering, I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop
00:34:56Okay, so I'll admit, this was a good idea
00:35:02When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:35:06Well, that's funny
00:35:06Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself
00:35:09Being chased by jaguars
00:35:10Lying to me to take you back to the palace
00:35:12We're all really bad ideas
00:35:14Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say with that attitude
00:35:17Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple
00:35:21Mazel tov
00:35:23Oh, boy
00:35:28Oh, here, let me get that for you
00:35:38Bag
00:35:39Where you going?
00:35:43I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef
00:35:45You're going to get us thrown out
00:35:47Please
00:35:48With this disguise
00:35:49I'm invisible
00:35:50We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long
00:36:00That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel
00:36:03I should have gone away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance
00:36:08Oh, you really got to stop beating yourself up about that
00:36:14Uh-oh
00:36:16I'll get you another one there, he's my
00:36:18Yo
00:36:18Who, uh, he's that for
00:36:20Hey, don't I know you?
00:36:23Uh, I don't think so
00:36:24Wrestled you in high school
00:36:25I don't remember that
00:36:26No, that'll show
00:36:27Oh, I got it
00:36:28Miss Narcos interpreted dance two semesters
00:36:29I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles
00:36:32Come on now, you got to help me out here
00:36:34Uh, no, look
00:36:35I don't think we've ever met, but, uh, look
00:36:37I got to go
00:36:37Don't worry
00:36:38I'll think of it
00:36:39Look, all I know is the food looked iffy
00:36:41All right?
00:36:41And I'm not the only one who thinks that, I'm sure
00:36:43Hey
00:36:44So I'm just checking to make sure
00:36:46You're going to take the main course up a notch
00:36:48Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
00:36:52Hang on, I'll go ask the chef
00:36:53It's a simple question
00:36:54Is there or is there not anything edible
00:36:56On this menu?
00:36:58Go
00:36:58Hey, I didn't have some buckets here yet
00:37:03Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
00:37:06All right, Lester
00:37:07That's it
00:37:08You want a special order?
00:37:09Then you make it
00:37:10All right, quit
00:37:11You know, I try and I try
00:37:13There's just no respect for anyone with vision
00:37:15That's it
00:37:16There's just nothing I can do about it
00:37:17All right, Lester
00:37:18What a range
00:37:18Three, four combos
00:37:19Extra bacon on the side
00:37:21Chili cheese samplers
00:37:22A basket of liver and onion rings
00:37:24A catch of the day
00:37:25And a steak cut in the shape of a trout
00:37:27You got all that, honey?
00:37:29Three liquor's wearing pants
00:37:30Plate of hot air
00:37:31Basket of grandma's breakfast
00:37:32And changed his bowl to a gill
00:37:33Got it
00:37:33What's going on?
00:37:35There's no time to explain
00:37:36We've got to get out of here
00:37:37What is he doing in there?
00:37:44Come on
00:37:44In a minute, I'm still hungry
00:37:46Oh, who's going on?
00:37:47Okay, I'll make it simple for you
00:37:49I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast
00:37:51You got it?
00:37:52Can do
00:37:52What's taking so long?
00:37:55Becca
00:37:56Crunk
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:58Getting busy here
00:37:58Why am I not surprised?
00:38:00The order's up
00:38:01Oh, well
00:38:03While you're at it, make me the special
00:38:05And own the gravy
00:38:07Check
00:38:07Make up
00:38:08You know what?
00:38:09On second thought, make my omelet a meat pot
00:38:11Meat pot
00:38:11Crunk
00:38:12And then I ordered the potatoes as a side dish
00:38:16I'll have to charge you full price
00:38:17Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
00:38:20You got it
00:38:21You want cheese on those potatoes?
00:38:22Thank you, Crunk
00:38:23Cheddar will be fine
00:38:24Cheddar spuds, come in
00:38:24Spud, yes, cheese, no
00:38:25Hold the cheese
00:38:26No, I want the cheese
00:38:27Cheese it in
00:38:27Cheese me no likey
00:38:29Cheese up
00:38:29Cheese in
00:38:30Oh, come on, make up your mind
00:38:31Okay, okay
00:38:31On second thought, make my potatoes a salad
00:38:33Excuse me
00:38:51No problem, hon
00:38:55We do that all the time
00:38:56One, two, three, four
00:39:03Happy, happy birthday
00:39:04Come on, I'll see you
00:39:05We wish it was our birthday
00:39:06So we could probably boo
00:39:08Happy, happy birthday
00:39:09And all your dreams are boo
00:39:10We wish it was our birthday
00:39:11It's your birthday
00:39:13What are you doing?
00:39:17Look, there's two people in there looking for you
00:39:19What?
00:39:20A big guy and a skinny old woman
00:39:21Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
00:39:24Oh, yeah
00:39:24That's Eastman Kong
00:39:25I'm saved
00:39:26Trust me, they're not here to save you
00:39:28They'll take me back to the palace
00:39:29Thanks for your help
00:39:31You've been great
00:39:32I can take it from here
00:39:33No, no, you don't understand
00:39:34They're trying to kill you
00:39:35Kill me?
00:39:36Their whole world revolves around me
00:39:37No, I can't let you
00:39:38What?
00:39:39What?
00:39:40Oh, oh, I get it
00:39:42What?
00:39:43You don't want to take me back to the palace
00:39:45You want to keep me stranded out here forever
00:39:47No
00:39:48This has all been an act
00:39:49And I almost fell for it
00:39:50Will you just listen to me?
00:39:51No, no, you listen to me
00:39:52All you care about is your stupid hilltop
00:39:55What?
00:39:56You don't care about me now
00:39:57Just get out of here
00:39:58Go
00:39:58But
00:39:59But
00:39:59Go on, get out of here
00:40:01Fine
00:40:02Ugh
00:40:03This entire mess is all your fault
00:40:07What'd I do?
00:40:08If you hadn't mixed up those persons
00:40:10Kuzco would be dead now
00:40:11There'd be no more diversions
00:40:13Until we truck that llama down
00:40:15And kill him
00:40:16Said I was sorry
00:40:17Can't just let it go
00:40:18Not even on your birthday
00:40:19Kuzco must be eliminated
00:40:22The Empire will finally be rid of that useless suck
00:40:26Well, you got a point
00:40:27No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
00:40:31Hey, Tissue
00:40:32Maybe you can be my blanket
00:40:34What do you think you're doing?
00:40:38Um, just holding this tissue, boss
00:40:40Whose tissue?
00:40:42Your tissue, boss
00:40:44That's right
00:40:45Mine
00:40:45Come here, bud
00:40:46It belongs to me
00:40:48The issue at hand
00:40:51Is the tissue at hand
00:40:53And I wish you at hand
00:40:55Or I'll
00:40:56Issue at hand
00:40:58The tissue at hand
00:41:00To the man who completely can be
00:41:02The most deserving
00:41:05Backstream
00:41:08Backstream
00:41:09I did it!
00:41:21Oh!
00:41:22I love that!
00:41:23Oh, bud
00:41:24Give me that lollipop
00:41:25That's mine!
00:41:27Oh, look at all I've got
00:41:29This lamp
00:41:29This shop
00:41:30But what makes having fun
00:41:32Is knowing you have not
00:41:34Some may call it dreams
00:41:39It's not
00:41:40It's neat
00:41:41The need I love to be
00:41:43The need I love
00:41:44I give my all
00:41:46To all I see
00:41:48See
00:41:48And all I see
00:41:50I give to me
00:41:51Baby boy
00:41:52I see
00:41:53And take it
00:41:54Then I make it
00:41:55Mine
00:41:55My little stamper
00:41:57As a peach of perfection
00:41:59On every middle
00:42:01Is my little sign
00:42:02I hate
00:42:03To make it
00:42:06Mine
00:42:07I hate
00:42:07To make it
00:42:08Many days
00:42:09Than mine
00:42:09I truly care
00:42:10His little stamper
00:42:11Has a picture
00:42:12From that time
00:42:13On every kid
00:42:15Is his little sign
00:42:16I take it
00:42:19Any way
00:42:21To make it
00:42:22Mine
00:42:23Oh, my favorite
00:42:25Teddy
00:42:25My yo-yo
00:42:27I love my yo-yo
00:42:29Something old
00:42:30Something new
00:42:31Something fun
00:42:32Something fun
00:42:33Like this plastic
00:42:35Telephone
00:42:36Love
00:42:36Love is highway
00:42:37Tropical
00:42:38This wedding cake
00:42:39For John Jay
00:42:40This rake
00:42:41This giant rubber
00:42:41Snake
00:42:42This stupid deal
00:42:43Don't let it
00:42:43It's true
00:42:45Love is a many splintered thing
00:42:47He sees and takes
00:42:49And then he makes it
00:42:50Fine
00:42:50He believes
00:42:51That what an honor
00:42:52To be in
00:42:53His collection
00:42:54It's such an honor
00:42:55It's like that opera
00:42:56That you can't
00:42:57Define
00:42:57I won't think
00:42:58It's my hate
00:43:00To make it
00:43:01To make it
00:43:03You say
00:43:04You love
00:43:05Your old Atari
00:43:07I love it more
00:43:09You say
00:43:11You love
00:43:12Your new Ferrari
00:43:14Mine
00:43:15I love it more
00:43:17You love the car
00:43:18If you look at me
00:43:20I'm on so high
00:43:22Things
00:43:23I want
00:43:24My only quarry
00:43:26I love
00:43:27What is you
00:43:28So proud
00:43:29I love you
00:43:31And a bloke
00:43:34Means never having to say
00:43:35You're sorry
00:43:36Well
00:43:37I never do
00:43:39Go ahead
00:43:39Go with the journal boy
00:43:40Please
00:43:41I see a ticket
00:43:43Then I make it
00:43:45Mine
00:43:45I stamp
00:43:47A valentine
00:43:47A sign
00:43:48Of affection
00:43:49For little letters
00:43:51Make a word
00:43:51So fine
00:43:52I hate
00:43:54To make it
00:43:56I see a ticket
00:43:58Then I make it
00:43:59Mine
00:44:00I give a stamp
00:44:01And say
00:44:02Come on
00:44:02I got an offer
00:44:05But you can't
00:44:06Do
00:44:06I
00:44:06When umbrellas
00:44:07Disappears
00:44:08I got long
00:44:08Girl
00:44:08Here
00:44:09Put the keys
00:44:09You're gonna find
00:44:10Cause I'm in
00:44:10But behind
00:44:10I'm gonna watch
00:44:11I'm gonna watch
00:44:11With a moon
00:44:12Missing
00:44:12So
00:44:12Come on
00:44:13Big guy
00:44:13Glad you're
00:44:13In a long way
00:44:14To make it
00:44:16Mine
00:44:17Here's your drink
00:44:30Thank you
00:44:32So
00:44:36Did you think of a plan
00:44:37To stop that Elmo pest yet
00:44:38Not yet boss
00:44:39I was too busy
00:44:40Listening to you sing
00:44:41You got a lovely
00:44:42Singing voice
00:44:43I always fancied myself a singer
00:44:49I almost performed
00:44:50In the bus and truck tour
00:44:51Of West Side Story
00:44:52They said it wasn't right
00:44:53For Maria
00:44:54What do they know
00:44:54I feel pretty
00:44:55Oh
00:44:56Very pretty
00:44:57Very pretty
00:44:57You stick a weed whacker
00:44:59To those eyebrows
00:44:59What'd I say
00:45:01Anyway
00:45:02I digress
00:45:02Right now
00:45:03I need you to take care
00:45:05Of my new arch enemy Elmo
00:45:07Elmo
00:45:08Elmo
00:45:09Baby
00:45:11You should arrange
00:45:13A little introduction
00:45:14For him
00:45:15To the queen
00:45:16Of trash
00:45:18Queen of trash
00:45:20But nobody ever
00:45:21Escapes her dump
00:45:22Stop the movie
00:45:23Stop the movie
00:45:23Ernie
00:45:24Ernie
00:45:24Ernie
00:45:24What's the matter now
00:45:25Bert
00:45:25Oh this is not good
00:45:26Huxley's being mean to Elmo
00:45:28It's just not fair
00:45:29Why would anybody be so mean
00:45:30To our little Elmo
00:45:31Well gee Bert
00:45:32Maybe Huxley just hasn't
00:45:34Learned how to share yet
00:45:35Well
00:45:36Ernie
00:45:37Do you think he ever will
00:45:38Maybe Bert
00:45:39I sure hope that he does
00:45:41Don't you
00:45:41Now come on Bert
00:45:42Let's go find out
00:45:43What happens to Elmo
00:45:44Oh okay
00:45:44Good great
00:45:45Ernie
00:45:47Problem
00:45:48This way Bert
00:45:50Pacha
00:45:54Pacha
00:46:00See the sun's last glimmering ray
00:46:21Fading fast to end our day
00:46:28Though I long for you to stay
00:46:33But then
00:46:34The sea
00:46:34It smells
00:46:37Yeah
00:46:37Wait
00:46:39You'll fight
00:46:40blindfolded on me
00:46:43Now you choose your skin
00:46:51Sail across the sea
00:46:55Nature worlds where you fall
00:47:00And the dream of the boy's kids are
00:47:07And who's the dream of the boy's kids are
00:47:23Why do you think that's what you think that's why
00:47:27Some of you start from the sky
00:47:32You don't start from the sky
00:47:38Every day for the night
00:47:43From the night you'll be
00:47:48I'll try to know so far
00:47:54And now you're breathing
00:48:00The fear shall not fall
00:48:06As we shout, the fear shall
00:48:12My heart runs away
00:48:16Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my
00:48:21And now you're feeling so sweet
00:48:23It's not my heart
00:48:24You're right to tell me
00:48:26You're right to tell me
00:48:39Now be true, you're still still, still, as you see, nature knows where you're from.
00:48:56When trees go and eat, my heart will be there.
00:49:07When trees go and eat, my heart will be there.
00:49:26.
00:49:38.
00:49:44.
00:49:46.
00:49:49.
00:53:29Listen, Pacha, you know, what I said to you back at the diner, I didn't really...
00:53:36So, you tired of being a llama?
00:53:40Yes!
00:53:42Yes!
00:53:43Oh, thank you.
00:53:46Elmo sounds so dirty.
00:53:48I'm so sorry.
00:53:50I'm so sorry.
00:53:52I'm so sorry.
00:53:54I'm so sorry.
00:53:55I'm so sorry.
00:53:56I'm so sorry.
00:53:58I'm so sorry.
00:59:06Thank you, Poe.
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