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00:00:00爸 妈 你们非得这样吗
00:00:06乖乖 再坚持一下啊 喝奶茶不 爸爸买了两杯
00:00:10老姜 这都是让你惯的臭毛病 你看他整天有个正行吗
00:00:15成天就知道跑新闻 介绍这么多次乡亲了 非得绑着才过来
00:00:20你说你们大的小的有一个让我省心的吗
00:00:23我是上辈子造什么孽了 我嫁到你们姜家来
00:00:26你还笑呢你还
00:00:30到了 下车吧
00:00:35现在我们乖乖了
00:00:40明明 妈妈跟你讲啊 这次这个可是个高材商 人家博士还没毕业呢 就已经在大公司做项目顾问了
00:00:47爸 妈 我有男朋友 你又不是不知道
00:00:51别跟我提沈婷宇那个烂小子 你看他贼没熟眼的 他有个人样吗
00:00:55妈 他可是二十四小好男友 他的名字都是特意为了我改的
00:01:01沈平渔 江眠 花船厅 雨眠 多浪漫呢
00:01:07都是些华尔布什的东西 妈是过来人 妈能害你吗
00:01:11赶紧跟他跟我分手 跟那个小叶踏踏实实好好处
00:01:16老江 你是哑巴吗
00:01:18说几句
00:01:19听你妈的 你妈说的对
00:01:21哼 好 那我就去会会这个夜景
00:01:35靠冲的发号中
00:01:41我去 本以为是不修蝙蝠的理工男 结果长得还挺帅
00:01:46你好
00:01:51真是人不可貌相 这个夜景年居然在公共场合看那种片子
00:02:04死变态
00:02:06你是江小姐
00:02:09实话告诉你吧 其实本次相亲并非我的本意
00:02:15我已经有男朋友了 他叫沈平渔 我们的感情非常好
00:02:21一样 我又有恋人
00:02:24死变态 有女朋友了 还在公共场合看那种片
00:02:30你误会了 我不是变态
00:02:34我刚才看的是我家的监控
00:02:37我女朋友出馆了
00:02:43不好意思啊 叶先生 刚才误会你了
00:02:48没想到
00:02:50今天才知道他的真名
00:02:53叶先生
00:02:55别难过 为了渣女不值得
00:02:58你这么优秀
00:02:59以后一定能碰到一个更优秀的女孩的
00:03:03谢谢
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00:03:06
00:03:07江小姐
00:03:10
00:03:10我现在要回家处理一下这件事
00:03:13走之前希望你配合我一下
00:03:16管住我一起
00:03:17
00:03:18原来你也是被父母赶鸭子上架的
00:03:28好 我帮你这个忙
00:03:30不过呢
00:03:31你也得帮我一个忙
00:03:33你有什么事
00:03:42带我去桌间
00:03:43很喜欢看热影
00:03:46也不全是
00:03:50我的本职是一名记者
00:03:52如果你不介意的话
00:03:54我不介意
00:03:55Yes
00:03:56又要喜欢了
00:04:06叶景年 你振作一点
00:04:08这又不是你的错
00:04:09谢谢
00:04:10师傅 麻烦开快点 我没有急事
00:04:12好嘞
00:04:14待会我们化杯子为动力
00:04:16把这对渣男剑
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00:04:32
00:04:33你没事吧
00:04:36
00:04:37没事
00:04:39我都习惯了 正常反应
00:04:42我懂
00:04:45你懂什么了
00:04:47放心吧 我不会和别人说的
00:04:50你到底在说什么呀
00:04:52算了
00:04:53你的事着急咱们先走吧
00:04:55
00:04:56
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00:04:58
00:04:58师傅
00:05:00还没问您
00:05:01吐车上多少钱
00:05:03汽车前那个先生已经给过了
00:05:05
00:05:05
00:05:06
00:05:06
00:05:07
00:05:08
00:05:09
00:05:09你怎么了
00:05:10你怎么不上车呀
00:05:11时间紧急
00:05:13万一一会你那个肩腹走了怎么办
00:05:15我们换上车吧
00:05:16为什么
00:05:20我有洁癖
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00:05:22你是嫌弃我
00:05:24好吧
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00:05:43江小姐
00:05:43待会你还是别上去了
00:05:45为什么
00:05:46我都到你家门口了
00:05:47你现在不让我去了
00:05:49一会可能会有冲突
00:05:52我很欣赏你对工作的热情
00:05:54但是你肚子里的孩子
00:05:56你应该主动避免一些危险场合
00:05:58你瞎说什么呢
00:06:00我是有男朋友
00:06:01但我还是个黄花大闺女呢
00:06:03我哪来的孩子
00:06:05那你刚才吐得那么厉害
00:06:07大哥
00:06:09我那是晕车
00:06:10敢请你把我当成孕妇了
00:06:13不好意思啊
00:06:14是我误会了
00:06:15没诚意
00:06:17跟别人道歉都这么面无表情
00:06:19跟别人道歉都这么面无表情
00:06:19我没给人道过歉
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00:06:22算了
00:06:23我误会你是变态
00:06:24你误会我是孕妇
00:06:25咱俩扯平了
00:06:26咱俩扯平了
00:06:27咱俩扯平了
00:06:58喂 亲爱的
00:07:06你在家吗
00:07:07我在家呀
00:07:09我一个人在家都快无聊死
00:07:11是吗
00:07:13真的只有你一个人
00:07:16没有啊
00:07:18你这话说的咱俩的家
00:07:20怎么可能还有别人呢
00:07:22对了亲爱的
00:07:23你能不能早点回来啊
00:07:26人家都想你了
00:07:28好啊
00:07:29我现在就在家门口
00:07:31你开门吧
00:07:35这个女人
00:07:36怎么边瞎话也不打操吧
00:07:38真够无耻的
00:07:45你不是说明天才回来吗
00:07:46等我突然就回来了
00:07:47我怎么知道
00:07:49你赶紧找个地方躲一下
00:07:50我衣服呢
00:07:53开门
00:07:54来了来了
00:07:58亲爱的
00:07:59你不是说明天才回来呢
00:08:12怎么
00:08:13我提前回来你不高兴
00:08:15怎么会呢
00:08:16我特别高兴
00:08:18是真高兴啊还是假高兴啊
00:08:21你是谁
00:08:22亲爱的
00:08:23你认识这个女的
00:08:24我是路人
00:08:26来旁观的
00:08:27路人
00:08:28乱下了
00:08:29出去出去
00:08:31那个男人是谁
00:08:33让他滚出来
00:08:34叶景年你什么意思啊
00:08:36我对了一片真心你怀疑我
00:08:38我再警告你最后一次
00:08:40让那个男人滚出来
00:08:43经过程我得赶紧记下来
00:08:45叶景年
00:08:49是不是你在外面有人了就想泼脏水
00:08:52那个小三是谁
00:08:54是不是这个贱人
00:08:55
00:08:56你把嘴巴放干净点
00:08:58你别自己出轨就学会诬陷别人
00:09:00你现在敢保证家里没藏男人吗
00:09:05景年
00:09:07我怎么会藏男人呢
00:09:09你相信我
00:09:11
00:09:12我自己找
00:09:14我去帮你找
00:09:15
00:09:17是你这个女人搞的
00:09:18你居然栽赃我一次
00:09:21我见过不要脸的
00:09:23但是像你这么不要脸的
00:09:25我还是头一次见
00:09:26等我找到人
00:09:27看你怎么说
00:09:36你不是要找人吗
00:09:37人呢
00:09:38我帮你找啊
00:09:40不行
00:09:41你一个陌生的女人
00:09:42凭什么在我们家乱饭东西
00:09:44我不动手
00:09:45这样
00:09:45我说地方
00:09:46我让叶景年找
00:09:48景年
00:09:49你还要接着往下找吗
00:09:51我爱了你这么多年
00:09:52你就因为一个贱人的两句话
00:09:54你就怀疑我
00:09:56别装了
00:09:57你家装监控了
00:09:59你不知道啊
00:10:00什么
00:10:02叶景年
00:10:03那是你的鞋吗
00:10:05叶景年
00:10:08叶景年
00:10:09你想翻手就知道
00:10:10叶景年
00:10:15叶景年
00:10:16叶景年
00:10:17叶景年
00:10:17你想翻手就知道
00:10:18I don't know.
00:10:48今天又是找不到這個肩膚
00:10:51我今天就跟著你像
00:10:53也許你那邊窗裡還沒找 快去快去
00:11:01別讓他跑了快
00:11:05總算抓到了一個肩膚
00:11:08我可得好好記錄一下
00:11:09周一別衝動
00:11:11你話好好說
00:11:13還好好說什麼呀
00:11:14你可要給人家綠了
00:11:18沈婷瑜
00:11:23沈婷瑜
00:11:26你男朋友
00:11:32沈婷瑜
00:11:34你居然背著我出軌
00:11:39既然被你發現了
00:11:41那我也就不裝了
00:11:42沒錯
00:11:43我早就對你不感興趣了
00:11:45你混蛋
00:11:46張敏
00:11:47你也不看看你自己
00:11:49現在是個什麼樣子
00:11:50職場黃禮婆
00:11:52哪裡比得上曼妮青春亮麗啊
00:11:54你當初可是說最喜歡我工作時候的樣子
00:11:58隨便說說的
00:12:00你也信啊
00:12:01做女人啊
00:12:02還是要會保育
00:12:04怎麼
00:12:06您也準備好了和我攤牌
00:12:08沒錯
00:12:09夜景年
00:12:10我早就想跟你這個窮鬼分手了
00:12:13我現在愛的
00:12:15只有水星
00:12:16兄弟
00:12:18我得感謝你
00:12:19沒捨得對曼妮下嘴
00:12:20這才讓我第一個
00:12:22嚐到了她的滋味
00:12:26所以
00:12:27你是嫌我沒有錢
00:12:29
00:12:29沈少帥氣又多精
00:12:31你們之間
00:12:33差的不是一心半裏
00:12:35兄弟
00:12:36做人要有自知之明
00:12:38
00:12:40死渣男
00:12:42你的良心被狗吃了吧
00:12:44閉嘴
00:12:45我出軌
00:12:46那還不是因為你沒有鬼是留住我的心啊
00:12:48
00:12:51所以說
00:12:54你出軌
00:12:57是我的錯
00:12:59不然呢
00:13:01不然呢
00:13:02要不是因為可憐你
00:13:04怕你想不開我
00:13:05拒一個慢
00:13:06你偷偷摸摸的嗎
00:13:07照理說
00:13:08你應該跪下給我喝
00:13:10感謝我們
00:13:12給你留足了體
00:13:14
00:13:20你敢打我
00:13:21
00:13:22我打的就是你
00:13:24奇葩噁心男
00:13:26從今天開始
00:13:27我們分手了
00:13:29
00:13:30分手是吧
00:13:31那剛才你打我那一巴掌
00:13:33我要好好跟你算一算
00:13:35
00:13:39夜景年你想死啊
00:13:41你打什麼事
00:13:42我倒是想試一試
00:13:45算了
00:13:46怎麼不跟那幾個人計較
00:13:48咱們走
00:14:03想哭就哭吧
00:14:04你想哭就哭吧
00:14:07我從小到大
00:14:08就不知道哭字怎麼寫
00:14:11I don't want to drink too much.
00:14:14Hey.
00:14:16You don't want to drink too much.
00:14:18You don't want to drink too much.
00:14:21You don't want me to drink.
00:14:24I'm not a good thing.
00:14:26I'll save you.
00:14:28You said.
00:14:32I'm so good.
00:14:35At the end, he still got me.
00:14:37Why?
00:14:39I don't know.
00:14:41I don't want to drink too much.
00:14:44You are too much.
00:14:46How does it feel?
00:14:48How does it feel?
00:14:49How does it feel?
00:14:51How does it feel like you're not feeling?
00:14:55What does it feel like you're not feeling?
00:14:59It's true.
00:15:01It's a matter of fact.
00:15:04Let's drink a little bit.
00:15:07It's more than a drink.
00:15:09I'm not feeling komtul.
00:15:12I'd rather feel bad.
00:15:13I'm feeling bad.
00:15:15It's so painful.
00:15:17It's so painful.
00:15:18I'm feeling good.
00:15:19It's so painful.
00:15:20It's so painful.
00:15:21It's real easy.
00:15:23It's almost like that.
00:15:28Let's go.
00:15:53Oh, no.
00:15:54Oh, yeah.
00:15:55Well, I found like this volumbre.
00:15:57I had to call it.
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:00Oh, yeah.
00:16:00Horrible.
00:16:02I was like, no, no, no.
00:16:04I don't have to.
00:16:07I'm so sorry.
00:16:08I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I'm so sorry.
00:16:12Let's go.
00:16:13You got so bad.
00:16:14Hey, man.
00:16:16I'm so stupid.
00:16:18Oh, yeah.
00:16:21?
00:16:21Oh, my God.
00:16:51叶景年
00:16:55起来了
00:17:07啊哈哈早上好早
00:17:13那个我还要去上班
00:17:16我先走了啊
00:17:18站住
00:17:18
00:17:20我告诉你
00:17:23我是不会对你负责的
00:17:25我们都是成年人了
00:17:27这点默契总有吧
00:17:28你看着我干嘛
00:17:31这样
00:17:33我是不会亏待你的
00:17:35这些想给你
00:17:39好好补补身体啊
00:17:40拜拜
00:17:41拜拜
00:17:53拜拜
00:17:53拜拜
00:17:54拜拜
00:17:54拜拜
00:17:55拜拜
00:17:55拜拜
00:32:26Yeah.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:46:26Yeah.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:55:26Yeah.
01:01:55Yeah.
01:02:25Yeah.
01:04:25Yeah.
01:07:25Yeah.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:15:25Yeah.
01:16:55Yeah.
01:17:25Yeah.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:20:25Yeah.
01:20:55Yeah.
01:21:25Yeah.
01:22:25Yeah.
01:23:25Yeah.
01:23:55Yeah.

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