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00:01This week on Love Island, it's been emotional.
00:06There's been tears.
00:11More tears.
00:13It's alright mate, it's alright.
00:15And even more tears.
00:18It's a shit situation bro.
00:20I'm emotionally exhausted guys.
00:24This is so annoying.
00:30But now it's time to dry your eyes.
00:32We've been here before.
00:34I've got deja vu.
00:36I've got deja vu.
00:37Of what?
00:38This happened before.
00:39This has happened before.
00:41When did it happen in your dream?
00:43We have been here before Meg.
00:44Last Saturday night to be exact.
00:47It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
00:52Cheers to that.
00:54Amen sister.
00:55So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance
00:58through the finest unseen action of the week.
01:01He actually looks like YG.
01:04Immerse yourself.
01:07In an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes.
01:11That will shake you to your very core.
01:17How do you guys have so much energy?
01:23Putting the show together calls for big balls.
01:2528.
01:30And an ability to read the sign that says
01:33THIS IS LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS.
01:36Do you feel bad?
01:38It looks bad.
01:40Fine.
01:42Having spent six weeks in each other's company
01:45the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
01:48and started speaking with one voice.
01:50My fedora.
01:52Shakira.
01:54Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
01:56Who's that supposed to be?
01:57Ben.
01:59Nah, you don't see the vision.
02:00You don't see the vision.
02:02That is literally how he speaks.
02:03That is how he speaks.
02:05It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
02:07I think it's time to come up with a plan.
02:09So, say I pull her through a chat, yeah?
02:11Yeah.
02:12How you feeling?
02:13I need you now.
02:19I didn't expect the action.
02:21Good, yeah?
02:22Just good?
02:23I'm good.
02:24How are you today, Con?
02:26Good, yeah, yeah.
02:27How is your time?
02:29He's not giving me what I need.
02:31What do you need?
02:32I need you.
02:33That took about 15 seconds.
02:39Got a coffee from Con this morning.
02:41Hell to the yeah.
02:43So, what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
02:45Exactly.
02:46What are you going to do about that?
02:47He was like, does he make your coffee?
02:49And I was like, yeah.
02:50And he's like, well, I'm quicker.
02:51And I was like, alright.
02:53Don't do the accent.
02:54You make him sound like a leprechaun.
02:57Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
02:59Leprechaun!
03:00Yeah, Shakira, stop doing that silly accent.
03:04You'll offend leprechauner.
03:11When they're not cracking on or sounding off,
03:13our islanders always end up talking about food.
03:16And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben
03:18are discussing a famous Scouse delicacy.
03:22Did you have breakfast?
03:23I'm waiting for the chicken.
03:24Oh, yeah.
03:25Chicken.
03:26Chicken.
03:27I'm waiting for the chicken.
03:28Do the Scouse at the dude.
03:29Chicken.
03:30No, you're going to go chicken.
03:31Chicken.
03:32Chicken.
03:33No.
03:38Chicken.
03:39Chicken.
03:40No, no, no.
03:41No.
03:42Chicken.
03:43Chicken.
03:44Chicken and a kind of coke.
03:46That's not...
03:52No, no.
03:53Chicken and a kind of coke.
03:55No.
03:56Chicken and a kind of coke.
03:58No, no, no.
03:59No, no.
04:00No, no.
04:01Because you're going...
04:02Is chicken and a kind of coke?
04:03Is that Scouse?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Lucy.
04:06Say chicken and a kind of coke.
04:07Chicken and a kind of coke.
04:08You see?
04:09In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
04:13People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
04:16There is no greater accent.
04:18And I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
04:20Book early to avoid disappointment.
04:22ados.
04:29Ever wondered what you're supposed to do if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
04:33Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
04:37Step one.
04:38Make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
04:41Step two.
04:42Cook her her favourite breakfast, eggs and avocado.
04:45step three assume that with all the excitement she may well have forgotten
04:50your name so find a way to subtly remind her this is so cute Tommy thank you
04:55it's alright you deserve it thanks for the tips Tommy but what you didn't get
05:01to see was how Tommy made that cute breakfast well how the fuck do you make
05:05squashed avocado you just you literally just how do you do it you literally just
05:11squash it and that's a line it's not an avocado that's not a card on it sauce
05:19no home bro it's copy man man that's a line yeah that's a line that's not an
05:27avocado who is it oh yeah for me I swear so I have a card on it this thing no
05:36that's a lemon avocado is darker on the outside like it's like black that's a
05:45mango that this kind of looks like that what the fuck's an avocado don't think we've got any
05:51yeah there mightn't be any you can use guac instead if it's there she don't like
05:55guac I mean it's the exact same as avocado go with a guac Tommy and while you're at it
06:01double-check that you're using actual eggs you know those things that look a bit
06:04like beige avocados oh dear this could be tricky there's no avocado in the fridge
06:10oh you're cute thank you
06:11but I put loads of butter on it
06:12yeah thank you
06:13early in the week the moon was high in the sky illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with
06:2520 islanders the bedroom was so full some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug
06:36but it's what happened in the dead of night that got the villa really rocking
06:43not to mention keeping the islanders awake all night
06:51morning you two
06:56a lot happened last night but I don't actually know what happened
07:00so Ben what did happen last night
07:04I just woke up I don't know what I woke up to last night
07:07I don't actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there
07:10what were they doing what no what like cows something like that
07:15and sheep and that
07:16yeah but I don't even think it was cows though it's like the fucking pterodactyl like that
07:20don't be silly Ben everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct
07:23oh dear
07:25bro you should have actually heard what was going on last night it was actually like Jurassic Park
07:34I've been out I've heard it oh yeah it's crazy
07:36I don't know what what do you reckon it is
07:38actually I don't even know animals though
07:40it's not even like just cows and sheep like I don't know what was making noises
07:43grrrrrrrr
07:48alright Rex gonna put ya for a shot
07:50if you got lost out there at night you'd be shitting yourself
07:53yeah pitch black
07:54yeah
07:56eagh I'm terrified
07:59get me outta here
08:02Do you think he saw us?
08:10Lucy is the observant type and she has had her eye on Cash's Gnashers.
08:17You've got gold teeth.
08:19Hmm?
08:20Gold teeth.
08:21Yeah, I was a pirate about, like, 1996.
08:23Oh, you know, this boy, yeah, I could not take him seriously.
08:26But you should have done my shit to me before.
08:29I am so gullible, I hope you believe anything you tell me.
08:32Don't worry, Lucy, you're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit Cash.
08:36Oi, did you know Cash used to do?
08:38Well, table tennis.
08:39He was top ten in England for table tennis.
08:42How does that even come about?
08:44Like, practise, innit?
08:46Yeah, but how do you know your top, what, you used to do competitions?
08:48Yeah.
08:49Really?
08:50Like, national championships and shit.
08:51No way.
08:52Yeah.
08:53It's jokes, innit?
08:54Top ten of table tennis.
08:57And that's part of a boy band.
08:58Did you get paid?
08:59You were part of a boy band?
09:00Yeah.
09:01What boy band?
09:02What part did you play?
09:03What boy band?
09:04JLS.
09:05Backup dancer.
09:06Good one.
09:07No, be serious.
09:08Bro, do you know when I was young, like, I was like a JLS fanboy?
09:10He had them posters on the wall.
09:11No, no, no, I went to go watch them at concerts.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:14So you should know me, then?
09:15Who is your favourite?
09:16What, from JLS?
09:18Probably Jay, or...?
09:19Jay, who's that?
09:20Who's Jay?
09:21Which one's Jay?
09:22Was he red?
09:23J-O-L-O-S, innit?
09:24I don't even know.
09:25Who?
09:26You don't even know JLS members, bro?
09:27What's that about?
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29He's having you on.
09:30I wasn't allowed to know their names.
09:31NDA.
09:32JLS.
09:33O-M-G-F-F-S, can we please stop with the three-word acronyms, or TWAs, as Cash calls them?
09:48In this next Unseen Clip, our Islanders have ditched their morning workout for an awning workout.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Three, two, one.
09:56Oh, man, I went the wrong way.
09:58Ah, no, I've fucked it.
10:01Ah, fuck.
10:06Ah, no, no, no.
10:10Oh, it's weird to get it that way.
10:14Can't be.
10:16Ah, I've lost all my momentum.
10:17Ah, I've lost it, I've lost it.
10:22Some strong wrist action there, boys.
10:25Always all those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
10:29But it seems Harrison never put in the hours.
10:31How do I do it?
10:33It's upside down.
10:35If I'm going to help him out.
10:38Now what?
10:39Twist it.
10:40Yeah, a bit quicker than that, boys.
10:41Speed up.
10:42Nah, nah, nah, nah.
10:43Look at how slow he's doing it.
10:48Nice H.
10:50It's nice when you get to rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually, it's actually just like shaggy.
10:54It's hard to get going again.
10:56Fucking hell.
10:58Keep going.
10:59You're good.
11:00Yeah, yeah.
11:01You're only going to do one?
11:02Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
11:07Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the heat.
11:11Nah, come on, come on, come on.
11:13You've got to do the other one.
11:14Ah, yeah, probably just.
11:16Hey, come on, mate.
11:17Swallow your pride.
11:18Good boy.
11:19Good boy.
11:20Harrison, you're such a gem.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22Come on, quicker as well.
11:23How's it not working?
11:24Quicker, quicker.
11:25Right, I am.
11:28Hannah, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
11:29Don't want to fuck, mate.
11:30Get it out.
11:34Like this.
11:35Tone's still no good.
11:36You had to tell him to do it.
11:37If he wanted to, he would, innit?
11:38That part.
11:39I need some clicks in the building.
11:40Period.
11:43There we go.
11:44Giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade.
11:46Bad move, Harrison.
11:50There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week.
11:53And after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful.
12:00But what did she say next?
12:03Come back after the break to find out.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Ah.
12:08Ah.
12:09Go on.
12:10Go on.
12:11Let me say something.
12:13It's Master Cash on the beat.
12:14Oh, let me tell you something.
12:15We ain't here.
12:16On the violet.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Ah.
12:20Ah.
12:21Go on.
12:22Go on.
12:23Let me say something.
12:24It's Master Cash on the beat.
12:26Oh, let me tell you something.
12:28We ain't here.
12:29On the violet.
12:30Yeah.
12:31I should not go right now.
12:32Wait, wait, wait.
12:33Wait, wait.
12:34Wait, wait.
12:35My bad.
12:36My bad.
12:37My bad.
12:38I got nervous.
12:39I'm nervous too, Cash.
12:40Nervous that one day I'm going to be replaced by AI.
12:42But until then, welcome back to Love Island Unseen Day.
12:46On this show, we believe that everything should be seen and heard.
12:56Of course you do.
12:57Yeah.
12:58I feel like...
12:59Would you be into that?
13:00That's it, Shakira.
13:01Don't hold anything back.
13:03One more for the boys in the back.
13:07We encourage our Islanders to take a stand.
13:10Oh.
13:11Oh, shit.
13:13Oh, shit.
13:14Nah.
13:15That was a serious strong feather.
13:17I'm not even going to try that because it's going to end up in an injury.
13:21And give each other the feels.
13:23Ugh!
13:24Ah!
13:25Fuck off, Tommy.
13:27Ugh.
13:28I had to do that.
13:29I've just shoot myself.
13:30Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:32Oh.
13:33Oh.
13:34Oh.
13:35Earlier, we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to.
13:39But what did she say next?
13:42Next.
13:43I had you on broken back.
13:44I can't break someone's side and then I had Hannah and...
13:47What?
13:49Did you understand?
13:50Nah.
13:51I understood.
13:52Damn, you don't make an answer.
13:54I don't know, man.
13:55That's all I got from that.
13:58Hey, but didn't you understand?
14:00Nah.
14:01Let me do it again.
14:02Yeah, you don't make an answer.
14:03I think we need to brush up on your flirting technique, Andrada.
14:15The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week
14:18and this next unseen clip sees a group of islanders getting very handsy.
14:23I'll get the BB order.
14:24Oh, right, you're getting a little bit kinky now.
14:26No, but Ben is right, we do need some, like, some lube.
14:28You won't just do it, though.
14:30Here we go.
14:31Unseen bits.
14:33Oh, yeah.
14:34Jesus, I could be getting used to this.
14:36You've got too much hair, Liz.
14:37No, go on.
14:38Yeah, yeah.
14:39Yeah.
14:40How do you like your massages?
14:42Hard.
14:44I like it hard as well.
14:45Go on.
14:47Let me know if I want to go deeper.
14:49Just a little bit deeper, please.
14:50Do you want me to go a little bit deeper?
14:51Just a little bit.
14:52I've got nothing left.
14:57Did you just say I've got no one left?
15:00Do you want it harder?
15:01No, just, like, on my shoulders.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Nah.
15:04Penciles.
15:05More than that.
15:06What are you doing?
15:07Put your tongue back in the bell.
15:08Look at it.
15:09Everyone's looking.
15:10Stop.
15:11Everyone's looking.
15:12Stop.
15:13Everyone's looking.
15:14Stop.
15:15Everyone's looking.
15:20It can't be that funny.
15:21It can't be.
15:22It's just Tommy's face.
15:23Tommy's like...
15:24Oh, I sit my tongue out.
15:25I'm actually going to wear myself.
15:26Oh, fucking hell.
15:27You should have seen Ben's eyes.
15:28They're all laughing so much.
15:29Does that qualify as a happy end, dig?
15:30Maybe I'll make a bagel.
15:31How about that?
15:32Does anyone want a bagel?
15:33Does anyone want a bagel?
15:34Footballers, Harry and Harrison may be good at kicking balls, but they are not very good
15:41at juggling with them.
15:42And when those balls are lemons, they really are pith poor.
15:45I think I'd rather play cricket.
15:46Yeah, but we just lose all the lemons if I'm batting anyway.
15:51That, that, that, that.
15:52Oh, fuck this.
15:53How good?
15:54I'm getting a water bowl.
15:55Oh, he's got a raw bagel.
15:56Oh, he's got a good bow.
15:57Yeah, he's got a raw bagel.
15:58Like I was first.
15:59He's got a butterball.
16:00Oh.
16:01Yeah, yeah.
16:02How about that?
16:03How about that?
16:04Does anyone want a bagel?
16:05Footballers, Harry and Harrison may be good at kicking balls but they are not very
16:10good at juggling with them.
16:12And when those balls are lemons they really are pith poor.
16:14That's middle stump.
16:18No, it's not. Over, over.
16:22I thought you'd be a metaphorical...
16:24No, it's this...
16:25H, but... No, no, no, that's my...
16:28H.
16:30I can fill it off after. It's water.
16:34No run there. No problem.
16:36No run there either.
16:38No, that would have been a four. It's a maiden.
16:39That would have been a four.
16:41Watch this, though. Watch this one.
16:44Catch it, catch it. Oh!
16:46What the fuck are you doing?
16:49Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was the wrong reverse swing.
16:51That was the reverse swing.
16:52Catch it, girls.
16:54Ah!
16:55My word fucking near me, mate.
16:56OK, lads, stop it now before you break something expensive.
17:01Oh!
17:02Oh, no!
17:03No, not the draw.
17:05Now are we going to do all the swooping aerial shots now?
17:09Oh, Harrison.
17:11Paige!
17:12We're stumped now, thanks to you, lemons.
17:21Eight days earlier, there was...
17:24I'm feeling great, baby girl. How are you feeling?
17:27Exposure.
17:29Baby girl.
17:30Baby girl.
17:31I don't think there's something to laugh about, Dave.
17:33Infection.
17:34Sorry, apologies for the comment.
17:37It was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty.
17:39That's why I said it.
17:40And an epidemic.
17:42I don't understand why you're shouting at me.
17:45You're shouting at me?
17:46What are you shouting at me for?
17:47Movie night may seem like a distant memory, but it was a blockbusting night with more drama
17:52than any disaster movie, and social media went off like a firecracker.
17:57This movie night was fire emoji, fire emoji.
18:03There better be a part two movie night, praying hands emoji.
18:08We need another movie night, movie camera emoji.
18:12Well, we're Unseen Bits listened to you, and here are some of the unreleased bits you didn't
18:17get to see.
18:18We're going for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
18:30Tori.
18:31I'm grateful you've put me in.
18:34Live, laugh, what's it called?
18:36Live, laugh, life.
18:38Live, laugh, laugh.
18:39Live, laugh, laugh.
18:41That's the one.
18:42You're so inspirational, Ben.
18:44Has anyone ever told you that?
18:45Have I got away with words?
18:46I'm just being sarcastic, but sure.
18:48I feel like sometimes I don't even have to say stuff with my words.
18:51Yeah.
18:51I feel like it's just my demeanor.
18:54What does that mean?
18:58Superman is humble.
19:00I don't think Ben knows what humble means.
19:05I enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly, actually.
19:08Is that a new word, Ben?
19:09Yeah.
19:10How intellectual are you?
19:11Yeah, I've become more intellectual overnight.
19:15I'm playing.
19:16I'm playing.
19:17I'm playing.
19:18That was fucking brilliant.
19:22I'm glad I entertained you lot.
19:23Well done, Benny boy.
19:24Thank you, bro.
19:25And 28 hours later, the reviews were in.
19:29We had a good little premiere yesterday.
19:31Yours was really, really entertaining.
19:33I'm glad.
19:34Yeah.
19:35There's a lot of substance in that.
19:36Did it surprise you?
19:38No.
19:39Oh.
19:39That would surprise me.
19:41That's how I view you.
19:42No, I'm funny.
19:43I'm funny.
19:43I'm funny.
19:46But it wasn't long before it became less comedy and back to a horror.
19:4915 or so hours later, evacuation.
19:57The couple with the fewest thoughts and therefore dumped from the island is Andrada and Ben.
20:05No.
20:05I love you.
20:06I love you, mate.
20:06I love you, mate.
20:07You too.
20:09A few hours after that...
20:11So the couple we have decided to dump is...
20:15Devastation.
20:16Lucy and Tommy.
20:22The days are numbered.
20:33Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles,
20:38pumped up six-packs and pretty poses, our Islanders are just like the rest of us.
20:43I.E. disgusting.
20:46Yes, girl time, yes.
20:49Shakira! Girl time and then she comes and does that.
20:55I've been holding that in for you.
21:00Have you washed your feet, please?
21:02Yeah, how, do you want to give them a smile?
21:03Yeah, go on.
21:04Why are you washing your feet? Go on.
21:06Harrison, it's not funny.
21:09I've actually washed them.
21:10Why are you washing your feet?
21:11Because I didn't...
21:12You have a new soap.
21:14This is Dijon's stinky hat.
21:16Eugh!
21:17How does it smell?
21:18Eugh.
21:19But look, you sniff that.
21:20No, I'm not.
21:21I'm telling you, you sniff that.
21:22Eugh.
21:24He took his shoes off and I could smell him from like three meters away.
21:27No, you couldn't. You just sat right next to me.
21:29No, Harrison.
21:30You're honking the gaffer.
21:31He was, his cheesy watsits.
21:33You're disgusting.
21:36Let me tell, let me tell.
21:42I'm feeling all right, mate.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Let me sell yours.
21:45Wait.
21:47Yeah, yours are fine.
21:48I'm fine.
21:50You're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of mine.
21:53I have so weird fingers, look at this.
21:55Eugh!
21:56What the fuck?
21:57Wait, Boris, no.
21:58You've got really weird fingers.
21:59Look, you go here and there.
22:00Uh, you're double jointed.
22:01Eugh!
22:02Why are they moving like that?
22:03No, they can bend backwards.
22:05Eugh!
22:06You know what that means?
22:07What does it mean?
22:08Oh.
22:10These fingers can do...
22:12Many things.
22:14If by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach,
22:17then I suggest you get on with it, Boris,
22:19before the whole villa is shut down by public health.
22:29It's a hot afternoon, so some islanders are chilling by the pool.
22:32Whilst up on the terrace, Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation.
22:37So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen.
22:40Tell me more about that.
22:41So basically you have to understand when something is out of your control
22:44and then...
22:46Cos some things you can't control.
22:47You're so right, Billy Kiss.
22:49There's some things you can't control,
22:50like when it's a good time to play.
22:52Ooh!
22:53I've been next!
22:55Find out after the break.
23:14No fucking way.
23:17Check her pulse!
23:23Wake up, Billy Kiss.
23:24You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:33Jump aboard!
23:34As we ride the wave of outrageous unhaired action from the week.
23:38What are you?
23:39Could be surfing.
23:40No, there's no waves in my yoga.
23:42And get excited for all this stuff still to come.
23:47Ah, fuck on!
23:48Come on, kids.
23:49We have practice today.
23:51Oh, sorry.
23:52I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga.
23:55This bikini is quite itchy, town.
23:57But, like, I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me.
24:00Yeah, mate.
24:01Yeah.
24:02You've got to have the fried eggs for this.
24:04Because this show isn't just good.
24:06It slaps!
24:09Con, your arse is rock solid.
24:14Well, I fully slipped.
24:15So nice of you to join us, Billy Kiss.
24:17Now, who's going to tell her she snores?
24:19Because it ain't going to be me.
24:30Okay, let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace.
24:33Because some things you can't control.
24:34Well, here's...
24:36What happened next?
24:38Like that, nothing can affect you in a bad way.
24:40Yeah.
24:41What are you doing, like?
24:42I haven't even washed my hair.
24:46I haven't even...
24:47I haven't...
24:49Stop.
24:50I'm going to need...
24:55You did it!
24:57No!
24:58When I say that, I truly believe everything happens for a reason.
25:01So I'm never like, oh, why did this happen?
25:03Or why didn't this happen?
25:04Okay, if everything happens for a reason, Billy Kiss,
25:06then explain the reason for this.
25:08I haven't...
25:11The conversation that's me and...
25:15Emma, what are you doing?
25:16My hair is fucking...
25:17I'm in a fucking...
25:18What are you doing, like?
25:20I haven't even...
25:21I haven't...
25:24Stop.
25:25I'm going to need...
25:27Oh, no.
25:29You did it!
25:31No!
25:32The perfect crime.
25:33I take my hat off to Shakira, but she nicked it last week.
25:36Aw!
25:45After spending time apart this week, an undeniable connection saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa.
25:51Oh!
25:54We're so back!
26:01Do you think I should put a sock down it?
26:03No, no, no.
26:04That's no good.
26:07No good, Dick?
26:08No, no, no.
26:09Not a sock.
26:10Better than that.
26:13That's the one thing I can't...
26:15That's no good, that.
26:16Every day who's with me was banned from wearing them.
26:20I would actually ban someone from wearing them.
26:22See, why bum?
26:23When he wears them, I just don't know where to look.
26:25Hey, should we go to the gym today?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Keep the speedos on for it as well.
26:32Are you going to exercise in that?
26:33Yeah.
26:34Ew, your junk's going to be all over the place.
26:37Cheeks out.
26:38Don't watch me.
26:39Do watch, Tony.
26:40Block my view and protect my innocent eyes.
26:46Don't watch me.
26:47Don't watch me.
26:48Don't watch me.
26:49Don't watch me.
26:50Don't watch me.
26:51Don't watch me.
26:52Don't watch me.
26:53Don't watch me.
26:54Don't watch me.
26:55The camera's got a right view there.
27:02That was risky in the speedos.
27:08Mate, that's so forced though.
27:11You didn't need to do that.
27:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:13Like, he squeezed that one out.
27:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:16Don't watch me.
27:17Don't watch me.
27:18Don't watch me.
27:19Don't watch me.
27:20Don't watch me.
27:21Don't watch me.
27:22Don't watch me.
27:23Don't watch me.
27:24Don't watch me.
27:25Nice one, Harrison.
27:26Now, wash your hands.
27:35It's a well known fact that over the years the Islanders have come up with different ways to describe bedroom shenanigans.
27:40There has been the Do Bits Society, the Salon, graduation, and this year the boys have been using football terms.
27:49He had a full time whistle blow.
27:51Did it?
27:52Yeah, it did, yeah.
27:53Well, it seems the new boys want to be on side too.
27:56Yeah, he's playing ultra-attacking him.
27:57Ultra-attack.
27:58Is that 5-3, 5-3-2?
27:59Yeah, it's 5-3-2 though.
28:00Is that the formation?
28:01I think so, 5.
28:023-5-2, 5-3-2?
28:03No, that's more defensive.
28:04Three.
28:05That's a three.
28:06That's a three.
28:073-4-3 though.
28:083-1.
28:09I'm pretty sure there's one that's like five at the top, five at the top, three in the middle.
28:13Five at the top?
28:14Five at the top, no, that's heavy though.
28:15I've used that in FIFA.
28:16No, it's a...
28:17Isn't it a 4-2-4?
28:18Is that a 4-2-4?
28:194-2-4.
28:20Yeah, it's 4-2-4.
28:21Yeah, that's a lot of silver.
28:22Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
28:23It's a higher track.
28:24Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
28:25It's a higher track.
28:26Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
28:27Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
28:28It's high attacking, he's playing high pressure.
28:36If it's going past at the 15-20 minute mark.
28:39Call extra time?
28:40Yeah.
28:41Extra time?
28:42I'm blowing the whistle and all this football chat.
28:44They think it's all over.
28:45It is now.
28:46this football chat. They think it's all
28:48over. It is now.
28:57The couple that both have
28:58a name beginning with H are remembering
29:00a more innocent time. A time before
29:02things were complicated by other things
29:04beginning with H, like Hideaway,
29:06Harrison or Handy Carol.
29:09This is fucking luxury.
29:10We just stay here all day. Yeah.
29:12I swear we used to do this on the first
29:14week. We just lie here all day.
29:16Do a few cartwheels and come back.
29:18Should we do some cartwheels today?
29:22I can do a cartwheel.
29:23H, come and do a cartwheel. Come on.
29:26Get your other leg up.
29:28You've got to get your other leg up.
29:30Is it hanging down? Harrison, your legs
29:32are like this.
29:34Yeah, that's what I was going for.
29:36Yeah, it's good. That was sick.
29:37Good shape.
29:40H, H, that wasn't bad.
29:42That was good, though, wasn't it? It looks painful
29:44though. Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits.
29:46Not bad.
29:50Not good.
29:52Yeah, no, you're like a prawn
29:53when you get up there.
29:56H.
29:56H.
29:59Oi, I'm going to do a round off.
30:01What's a round off, though?
30:02Look, it's like this.
30:03I'm flying.
30:17Why is it always doing handstands?
30:19Speedos, yeah.
30:20Oh, mate.
30:23Oh, mate, this angle's disgusting.
30:27No-one wants to see that, Harry.
30:31It's the running into it.
30:33I can't look.
30:34Harry, you're going.
30:35How's that visual?
30:41Any good?
30:41It's so good.
30:42Three, two, one.
30:45Oh, my God, that's a joke.
30:47Yeah, that was sick for both of you.
30:49Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers,
30:51I hear the world of gymnastics calling.
30:53Oh, they've hung up.
31:00The summers in Mallorca can be hot,
31:03so when the scorching sun is beating down,
31:05you'll find me heading to the sea,
31:06but I wonder what the islanders are up to.
31:09I'm coming to the gym, and look, the sun's coming out.
31:12The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there.
31:15Why don't I instruct you today?
31:16No, no, no, no.
31:18Let's be serious.
31:18I'm thinking of something that we can do
31:23where you're not going to moan.
31:25Oi, I don't ever moan.
31:26I just moan in heat.
31:27Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything,
31:29because that is not on the cards.
31:31So come down into a plank position.
31:33A plank?
31:34Position, yeah.
31:35And then you have to just touch each other's hand like this.
31:39Then whoever drops first...
31:40That's going to be me!
31:43This is just like a warm-up.
31:45Let's go.
31:45Warm-up?
31:46Three, two, one, go.
31:47Put your bum down.
31:50Now your bum's big, man.
31:52So you've dropped already.
31:53Right.
31:54You're lost.
31:55This is pathetic.
31:58Fucking hell.
31:59And now to the side.
32:00To the side here.
32:00One, two, three, four, five.
32:04Lower.
32:04You're doing well.
32:04Come on.
32:05Come on.
32:06Come on.
32:06No, I don't want to do it anymore.
32:08Come on.
32:10I don't want to do that anymore.
32:13One, two, three.
32:18It's a great view, though.
32:21Stop.
32:22Keep going.
32:25I'm actually going to give up.
32:28What?
32:30Fucking hell.
32:31You're passing to me, then.
32:34You're doing good.
32:36Nah, nah.
32:36Yes!
32:37Come on, then.
32:41Come on, then.
32:43You're getting done.
32:44I can't do that one.
32:47No, don't let your feet touch the floor.
32:50I'm not throwing a lemon.
32:51Whoa!
32:56Come on.
32:56Get with the pro-bath.
32:58No!
32:58Quick note to the people who do the shopping.
33:02Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time.
33:10When you're trying to get a relationship off the ground,
33:13but their ex is in the villa,
33:15it really can be the pets.
33:17You want a sniff?
33:18No, I do.
33:19Yeah, you do.
33:19I know.
33:20You like the smell, then.
33:23Go.
33:24No.
33:25Stop doing that.
33:26No, I don't.
33:27Well, here's some more Unseen Pets.
33:38I'm just honking the gaff out, though.
33:41You're not honking yourself.
33:42No, I'm not even honking, look.
33:45You're actually not.
33:46Have you shied since the gym?
33:47No.
33:48Oh.
33:50Pheromones.
33:54Nah, these clips stink.
33:55Let's keep it to Unseen Bits.
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34:52It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
35:10As we head towards full-time,
35:12our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
35:15Yeah, ready?
35:16No pressure now.
35:18Fucking hell, mate.
35:20How good is that?
35:21Yeah, that's unbelievable.
35:22OK, professional footballers,
35:23show Meg how it should be done.
35:26Oh, my God.
35:31So Harrison's not exactly on a roll.
35:34But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
35:37It smells really bad.
35:38It smells like...
35:39It smells like burnt horse.
35:42Like a kebab house.
35:43Let's face it,
35:44you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
35:46We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
35:48No, you want romance and a little dry humour.
35:54Can I go for a cat?
35:56So saddle up and bottoms up.
36:00Trust me, you're gonna love it.
36:02Oh, what the fuck?
36:04That is disgusting.
36:05That was horrible.
36:07That was horrible.
36:12Early in the week, Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date.
36:15I said on the main show,
36:16We filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards.
36:21We did offer it to Unseen Bits,
36:23but they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed.
36:26Fair enough, farts are funny.
36:28But I stand corrected,
36:30and I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.
36:33So here are some Unseen Bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
36:36that you didn't get to hear the first time round.
36:38We've got a little something going on.
36:41We do have something going on.
36:42I think it's building.
36:43I think it is.
36:43Day by day.
36:44It is.
36:45Egg.
36:49Oh, my gosh.
36:51That was a better one.
36:52That was a better one than the one out there.
36:54Less salty, for sure.
36:55Less salty, yeah.
36:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:01Listen.
37:06Oh, boy.
37:08Oh, my gosh.
37:26That's a new edition.
37:27I like that one.
37:32Oh, wow.
37:34Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed clip that I promise you too.
37:38Unseen Bits, always predictable, much like me.
37:53Once upon a time in Mallorca,
37:55there was the good.
37:58I think Boris and Billikus are quite good looking.
38:00The bad.
38:05I'm with the public on this one.
38:06I gave a fuck about you.
38:08You didn't care about anyone but yourself.
38:12And the smugly.
38:14I'm so smug about this.
38:17We are so hot.
38:18But we didn't have to wait until high noon for the Lone Ranger to ride in the town.
38:27Hi, everyone.
38:28Excuse me.
38:31You look like you love me.
38:34And clear out the saloon.
38:36In first place, Ty.
38:38Lauren, as you are now single, you're being dumped from the island.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:45You look like you love me.
38:48But once all the tea had been spilled...
38:50I'll be your way.
38:52Yeah.
38:52I'm ready to leave.
38:54Bye.
38:55There was one thing on everyone's mind.
38:59What is this?
39:00Biscuits with a cup of tea.
39:01Don't mind if I do.
39:02Biscuits with a cup of tea.
39:04Oh.
39:05Jummy Dodgers.
39:06What biscuits are there?
39:07Custard's?
39:08Cream?
39:09You've got that.
39:10Jummy Dodger?
39:12I love biscuits, Mum.
39:14I hate biscuits.
39:16Chris first.
39:16Biscuits second.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:19These remind me of my mum.
39:20What?
39:21The biscuits?
39:22Mm-hmm.
39:22What, did she like them?
39:24Mm-hmm.
39:24Turns out the real showdown was at the biscuit barrel.
39:30These biscuits are a jog.
39:32It's Beecher Bonanza!
39:47And this week I ask the Islanders, what's their biggest ick?
39:51Very, very good question.
39:53What's my icks?
39:54Ew, I'm going to have so many icks.
39:56Number one.
39:56I hate smelly people.
39:58Eyelashes that are so, like, so long, you blink too hard, you might fly away.
40:02A bad kisser.
40:04I feel like I've kissed girls in the past and their tongue's going around your mouth like
40:07a washing machine.
40:07It's no good.
40:09Imagine him chasing after a coin he's dropped on the floor.
40:13I've definitely done it as when I've dropped a coin and I'm running around trying to stamp
40:18on it to stop it, but I can't get it.
40:20Shakira says, I chew too loudly.
40:23Illicus, I love you, right?
40:25But it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat, right?
40:27Now you need to pipe that down, love.
40:29It's waiting for the green man at a zebra crossing or something, like a junction.
40:34I don't know why.
40:35Like, the fact that you're just stood...
40:36And I do it myself.
40:37Flip, flop, pssh.
40:39But you're just stood there like that.
40:41Like, waiting for...
40:42Oh, God.
40:42Not paying the bill and asking to go 50-50.
40:46Just be your own judge of character and take that road.
40:48Burping.
40:49I'm really good at burping, actually.
40:51The burp is just, like, in your face.
40:53Like, it's, like, personal.
40:58Girls' fingernails, they're all grubby and there's dirt under them.
41:02I just can't.
41:03Oh, that's disgusting.
41:05If a girl was to be chewing chewing gum and then she spits it out and gives it a volley.
41:10Oh, my gosh.
41:11Oh, my gosh.
41:13That can't happen.
41:14When someone's chewing gum with their mouth open and they're kind of going, like...
41:17The whole little...
41:19Like, that one.
41:21Yeah, that one there.
41:23That's no good at all.
41:24When a boy sits cross-legged, like, if he sat like this and just talking to me, I really
41:32don't like it.
41:33It gives me the ick.
41:34A boy in Speedos hates a man in Speedos.
41:39Speedos!
41:40Especially if they have those giblets in them.
41:42Oh.
41:43Keep them cheeks away.
41:45It's a big no.
41:46Please.
41:49No more Speedos.
41:53See you next time for some more.
41:57Meet your bonanza!
41:58With Angel being the newest addition in the villa, Harry decided to get her up to speed with
42:07everything important.
42:08What do you think of a man in Speedos?
42:10I don't know.
42:11You're going to have to show me.
42:12Yeah.
42:13I'll get them out.
42:14I just got some new ones in yesterday.
42:15I'm wearing my cowboy hat sometimes.
42:16No, you need to wear my trousers.
42:17I'll wear them.
42:18That's happening.
42:19Shut up.
42:20Yeah.
42:21Fucking hell.
42:22I don't think I'd be top two for that.
42:25You go down on the podium.
42:28Don't worry, Harry.
42:30You're still winning gold for Love Island 2025's teeniest, tiniest trunks.
42:34One day after dog walker Lauren was dumped, Harrison decided to go walkies himself.
42:47I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be leaving the villa tonight.
42:50So I feel like on this one, I just have to stay true to myself and just follow my heart.
42:54Yeah, young balls out, I guess.
42:56But as Harrison prepared to go, the Islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift.
43:04When he leaves, I'm going to sneak in my waffle.
43:06Give him the whole part.
43:07Give him two, at least.
43:11H.
43:12Yeah, that's good.
43:14Come on, H.
43:23Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow, although it's not as sweet as they thought.
43:31You kept the fucking waffle, you fat bastard.
43:34Harry.
43:35I put one in his suitcase.
43:36Oh, what, you're supposed to give him two?
43:37Yeah.
43:38Yeah, but I'm going to give it to him.
43:39That's nasty one.
43:40There's packs and packs in there.
43:41We said give him two.
43:42Oh, I didn't want to give him two.
43:43I believe you kept one of the waffles.
43:44Right, that's enough waffles.
43:45See you next time.
43:46Bye.
43:47Bye.
43:48Bye.
43:51Bye.
43:53Bye.
43:54Bye.
43:55Bye.
43:57Bye.
43:58Bye.
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