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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad.
00:00:27Um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy!
00:00:57I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:19What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's tougher than I've worked.
00:02:42Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...
00:03:36beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:47I actually...
00:03:48don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:53I didn't.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be fine.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:19I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:56You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:30Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to mark.
00:08:17I don't need you.
00:08:18I don't need you.
00:08:19I don't need you.
00:08:21I don't need you.
00:08:22I don't need you.
00:08:23I don't need you.
00:08:24I don't need you.
00:08:25I don't need you.
00:08:25Bye-bye.
00:08:26Bye-bye.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, aren't you?
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this Chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper!
00:10:39Hey!
00:10:39Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like...
00:10:51You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're...
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just leave you right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh, this is...
00:11:32Gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:17Attention everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:24So, you all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of
00:12:35Harper's Diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No, I just need to give it back.
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend, you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:38Let's pull right down.
00:13:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:35Come to her party.
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke.
00:14:44It was a joke.
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out.
00:15:28The fuck out.
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You crying?
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm going to stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:16:59Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid, what's that must against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gut.
00:17:16You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:04What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It cannot be happening.
00:18:22He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:23You know, if you weren't to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:53Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the?
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27My plans are none of your concerns here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:39We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48We have curfew.
00:21:15How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:35You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48You better have a good idea.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:55Give me some time.
00:21:57Stole my drive.
00:21:59Over my head.
00:22:03What's on the same?
00:22:05This is the one.
00:22:07Over my head.
00:22:09Draw me.
00:22:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:42Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy. Keep going. Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:24:05Hmm.
00:24:06These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:32Your choice.
00:24:41The camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:54First, you will be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:06So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety.
00:25:25Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:25:54You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:07Or I'll break you.
00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:17Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:32What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:48Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho Hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:03Ew!
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:12I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:24Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:34You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:14Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:24Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:35Popcorn, check.
00:28:37A notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:51What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:06But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:15Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh, no, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not important.
00:29:32Well, are we up watching a movie or not?
00:29:45Uh, what about your date?
00:29:49Oh, what about your date?
00:30:01Jane.
00:30:02Please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane, Jane.
00:30:05I don't know.
00:30:08How are you not crying?
00:30:14Jane, this is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:26There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:36Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:04Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin you.
00:31:15Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I'm not anymore.
00:32:00And even when you are a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:09Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:12I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:19I love you.
00:32:20You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:55Never for me, you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Kid.
00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:19I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:20I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:20I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:21I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:21I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:22I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:22I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:23I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:23I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:24I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:24I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:25I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:26I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:27I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:28I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:29I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:30I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:31I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:32I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:33I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:34I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:34:35You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:02you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:05Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:17No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:40Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:46That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58What?
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:04Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08Well, what's wrong?
00:36:15Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:18I am gonna go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm gonna go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:38Well, this'll do.
00:37:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:06You've been struggling much?
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:17Huh? Huh??
00:37:20I think you're a mess.
00:37:23I filled your tears.
00:37:26I swear I've done my best.
00:37:29Oh, oh
00:37:31I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not...
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:21Punish you.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:35I don't know.
00:38:37I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45And so you do your worst.
00:38:47And so you do your worst.
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:52And so you do your worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck?
00:39:12Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27I can't let this happen again.
00:39:28Hot block.
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:54friends? That was part of the plan. I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big? So big. Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak. Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak? Like BDSM? The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs. My dad has the worst
00:40:23taste in friends, I swear. Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me? Wait, do you
00:40:30think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight? Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's
00:40:34future sugar daddy. Crap, what if he is coming? Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking
00:40:40hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop missing with that. You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria? How else are you going to will your man?
00:41:06He is not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:17You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:47Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago.
00:42:16Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Go on me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45Bella? I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:08It's a fact.
00:43:15You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:21that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:23Help me! Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me a rip, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:57She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:10Stop it!
00:44:11You're gonna kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:15If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:20I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:24I promise.
00:44:43I promise.
00:44:43Look.
00:44:44Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:49Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:55I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:44Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:14I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22And do this.
00:46:44I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:27You're fine, Harper.
00:47:32Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:10What?
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:39Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:55Harper!
00:48:55Harper!
00:48:57Harper!
00:48:57What happened? What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:08Sorry.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:11You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I can't do this.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:56Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06You're like me.
00:50:22Oh!
00:50:22what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our
00:50:27minds not our cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa I'm not a tease
00:50:31I just care about you so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:41come on let's go inside no I need a moment to pull off
00:50:48I'm going to shower
00:50:50Harper what are you doing
00:51:03so this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:16who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:19who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:25I'm Elena Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries
00:51:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:51:34I wanted to warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:51:41yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:46oh honey I go where I want
00:51:50plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:53you've been tracking him
00:51:56what kind of psycho are you
00:51:58the same kind he is
00:52:00let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:06let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:15I'm surprised
00:52:16doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:20just all around
00:52:22not intense enough for him
00:52:26not intense enough
00:52:28yeah well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:52:33oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:38I mean look at you
00:52:39you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:43you're out of your league kid
00:52:46don't call me that
00:52:47you want to know
00:52:52how Chris likes to fuck
00:52:53he likes to take you from behind
00:52:56handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:58choke you out
00:53:00none of that
00:53:02kissing
00:53:02pillow talk
00:53:04well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:07because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:09he'll be bored of you in a week
00:53:14he actually lives here with me
00:53:17you're a little scared
00:53:19help me I can't swim
00:53:30help me I can't swim
00:53:36just crawl your way out idiot
00:54:00that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:03Harper
00:54:09Harper
00:54:10Let's go.
00:54:40Harper, no. Come on.
00:54:55Harper, Harper.
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:59It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're safe.
00:55:02I thought I was going to die.
00:55:05I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:17It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:25Hmm.
00:55:25She couldn't have she tried.
00:55:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:41Jokely.
00:55:44Harder.
00:55:47I'm just how rough you get a baby.
00:55:52I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:04What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:17asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:33Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:47I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:49Please do it.
00:56:50Ah!
00:57:03I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51A lot of brain to her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:03She said that...
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17She said that...
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22What did you regret?
00:59:42What the hell am I doing?
00:59:54Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43Not you.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:55Good morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11You need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:14What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:37What's wrong, Giddo?
01:01:39What's wrong, Giddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:10I promise.
01:02:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:23Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:39Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:47Stop moping!
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:08Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:36Whoops.
01:03:37I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:28I'm kind of confused.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, the guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35You can study at this school or not.
01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:38You can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor.
01:07:44No, not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Oh, no, oh!
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13No stresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this.
01:08:52Arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:16What happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:27I was an idiot.
01:09:30And I'm sorry.
01:09:32But I think this might help...
01:09:35Show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I don't want to be...
01:09:38A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:04I do.
01:10:19Why'd we stop?
01:10:22I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:29And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Low earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No, no, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look.
01:11:04Picks, you mean...
01:11:05The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:28Hey, let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:53Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...
01:12:12What does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:16Once he arrives to save his little princess.
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No, no, no.
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
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01:12:36No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:38No!
01:12:38No!
01:12:38No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:41No!
01:12:41No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:43No!
01:12:43No!
01:12:44No!
01:12:45No!
01:12:45No!
01:12:52A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:14I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:41Look, Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:48Can we have some fun with you after we kill Brother Grant?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguard.
01:14:56Let me go! I-I-I leave home-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14I'm gonna kill you, Harper.
01:15:28Are you okay?
01:15:33Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39or you should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:44I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me
01:15:54what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:03I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that
01:16:20you just want me to be safe.
01:16:27Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:40your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris,
01:16:47then he better not screw this up,
01:16:49or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:16:57with my goddamn life.
01:17:17Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:07what you're looking for.
01:18:09You might find what you're looking for.
01:18:12Daddy,
01:18:14say it,
01:18:15or I'll punish you.
01:18:17Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:48Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:09You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:18You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:32Rich or I?
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:48To leave, to get back from yesterday.
01:19:55And in my heart, it's working.
01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:18Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:44Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it!
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:14I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not so legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:05Forever.
01:22:16So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way.
01:22:40The apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46To attack you?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:51But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:52Which is?
01:22:53You have to move in there with me.
01:22:55Deal.
01:22:56Deal.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:06Deal.
01:23:08Deal.
01:23:10Deal.
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