How to Tame a Silver Fox ReelShort 06 04 25

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you

00:00:06You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age Harper that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know what's not cute be jealous

00:00:42It's in it you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it

00:00:53Do your worst to daddy

00:01:08Oh looking good girl

00:01:10Just another creep just my luck

00:01:28Please pick up

00:01:30Hi dad

00:01:32I'm I'm stuck and I need you to come help me

00:01:38Sure thing hun

00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:44Hmm

00:01:46Hey who?

00:01:48Who?

00:01:50Drugging girls in my club you must have a death wish

00:01:54You've got the wrong guy swear

00:01:56You've got the wrong guy swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:10You have the worst timing

00:02:12Hey you know that favor you owe me

00:02:14I'm cashing it in

00:02:15I'm cashing it in

00:02:16Now

00:02:24What are you doing?

00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You get away from me creep

00:02:37Ah

00:02:38You've got a mouth on you don't you?

00:02:44Stop!

00:02:45Let's see what else it can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:50Mr. Collins?

00:02:52That's in his... best friend?

00:02:56Mr. Collins?

00:02:57That's in his... best friend?

00:03:17You're shivering

00:03:19Come on kiddo

00:03:20Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go!

00:03:38I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...

00:03:41Five Christmases?

00:03:44It's tough and I...

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:51Um...

00:03:53Your arm is...

00:03:58Wet...

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:13There's no rain up there...

00:04:27Right, sorry...

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:34Thought you'd be...

00:04:37Busy running your nightclub or...

00:04:39Beating up...

00:04:41Sleazebags not...

00:04:42Picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:43Come to think of it...

00:04:44I actually...

00:04:45Don't think I've seen my dad in mutts...

00:04:46I don't do small talk...

00:04:47I didn't...

00:04:49I didn't...

00:04:50Okay then...

00:04:51Wait, wait, wait, stop...

00:04:53I need to pick something...

00:04:54No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol...

00:04:55I am 22 years old...

00:04:56Exactly...

00:04:57Kiddo...

00:04:59Shut up!

00:05:00You're not that much older than me!

00:05:02Look, I'm having a little kick back at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year and nobody...

00:05:08If I take you...

00:05:25If I take you..

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:29Yes.

00:05:34I'll be quick.

00:05:35I'll be fine.

00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:05:52It's not safe.

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah.

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did.

00:06:01You freaking creep!

00:06:03Give me a jacket or something.

00:06:33When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:06:38I was not checking you out.

00:06:40That was a yawn.

00:06:41I'm sure it was, kiddo.

00:06:42It's past your bedtime.

00:06:43Stop calling me kid.

00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:07:04This is a small kickback.

00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:07:17Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.

00:07:26And neither do you.

00:07:27Yeah, about that.

00:07:28I live here now.

00:07:29He put me in charge.

00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.

00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:07:51I don't have another choice.

00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.

00:08:01I don't need you to look after me.

00:08:13I don't need you to look after me.

00:08:17Who is that?

00:08:20No.

00:08:25I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:28It's not a big deal.

00:08:30I can explain.

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.

00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.

00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.

00:08:46Your choice.

00:08:54You are not living here.

00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.

00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.

00:09:06You better not show your face in there.

00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:09:11God damn it.

00:09:19Promise to mark.

00:09:21Whoa.

00:09:30Who's this?

00:09:32Papa?

00:09:33Grandpa?

00:09:34He's hotter than you, Mike.

00:09:38Huh?

00:09:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!

00:10:03Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:10:10Duh. I didn't miss it.

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.

00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.

00:10:23Thanks, Heather.

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?

00:10:27Enjoy the party!

00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:10:37Where's Harper?

00:10:39Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper.

00:10:45Hang out with me.

00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:51I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:53I don't like talking.

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:11:02Talk or no talk?

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?

00:11:11Sorry, ladies.

00:11:12I don't like my women.

00:11:14Desperate.

00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey!

00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...

00:11:51Ew!

00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.

00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.

00:11:57Thanks.

00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:12:03We're, we're friends?

00:12:05Of course!

00:12:08I have to pee.

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.

00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.

00:12:14What dirt can I find?

00:12:33Oh, this is gold!

00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:12:44Time to shut your loser party down.

00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:13:05Okay.

00:13:14What the hell?

00:13:25Attention, everybody.

00:13:27Hello.

00:13:29You all seem a little bored.

00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading...

00:13:35A few pages of Harper's diary!

00:13:42Let's see.

00:13:43Dear diary,

00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:13:52Aw, Harper.

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:14:00No!

00:14:02I just need to give it back!

00:14:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!

00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...

00:14:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty!

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true!

00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:36Let's go back down.

00:14:42Let's go back down.

00:14:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:14:52Fuck this.

00:15:03You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:16What?

00:15:17Why?

00:15:17You've been so jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend.

00:15:25Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:34You were supposed to get rid of him.

00:15:41Come to her party.

00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.

00:15:46It was a joke. It was a joke.

00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:15:58Chris, that's enough.

00:16:00Let her go.

00:16:03One last.

00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.

00:16:20If you mess with her again...

00:16:21Fuck you up.

00:16:26But we're literally just girls.

00:16:28I don't give a fuck.

00:16:30Everyone out.

00:16:31The fuck out.

00:16:39What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:44What the hell was that?

00:16:44She hurt you.

00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.

00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:17:05You're crying.

00:17:13Why are you crying?

00:17:15I won't understand.

00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:17:24Stupid.

00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.

00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of me.

00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.

00:17:29And she's the queen of our story.

00:17:30I said stop.

00:17:35I said stop.

00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school.

00:17:39We'll find you another school.

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?

00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:17:51I told you to stop calling me that.

00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.

00:18:04Oh, yeah?

00:18:07If I'm such a kid,

00:18:09what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:16Sorry, kid.

00:18:18That's my gun.

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder

00:18:21if you want to turn me on.

00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.

00:18:40Please tell me you're gone.

00:18:41You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.

00:18:57Oh!

00:19:00God.

00:19:07What?

00:19:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:19No.

00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:24It's gonna not be happening.

00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.

00:19:27You know, if he weren't played,

00:19:37could have just asked.

00:19:41I don't want to...

00:19:42I don't want to play.

00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?

00:19:48You're the one who came into my room,

00:19:49into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:19:51I was doing you a favor

00:19:54and helping you move out

00:19:55because you shouldn't be here.

00:19:59Uncuff me.

00:20:03What are your manners?

00:20:06Say please.

00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:20:13Give me the key.

00:20:22What the...

00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:20:26Are you ready to listen?

00:20:28Like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:35Rule number one.

00:20:36There was a lot

00:20:39scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world

00:20:44long enough to notice it.

00:20:45So when I tell you

00:20:46that I'm here to protect you,

00:20:49you better listen to everything I say.

00:20:51I can take care of my...

00:20:53Rule number two.

00:20:55No talking back.

00:20:57I am the last guy.

00:20:59You want to piss off?

00:21:00Rule number three.

00:21:09Don't start any games.

00:21:13You're not ready to play.

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.

00:21:37Here in the regular,

00:21:40no-violent, non-mafia America,

00:21:42we have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:50What does that mean?

00:21:55You have curfew.

00:21:56Ah!

00:22:12How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark.

00:22:37Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:51Give me some time.

00:23:00Stop with my drive.

00:23:02Look at my heart.

00:23:06Give me some time.

00:23:08This is the one.

00:23:10Look at my heart.

00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble

00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:23:33Oh, excuse me.

00:23:47We're filming.

00:23:48Filming?

00:23:49Filming what?

00:23:50Some real hot stuff.

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.

00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.

00:23:57It says her location is here.

00:23:59So step aside before I make you.

00:24:02Nope.

00:24:03Harper is my best friend.

00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...

00:24:06Hey!

00:24:07Wait!

00:24:08Wait!

00:24:09Wait!

00:24:16He looks so sexy.

00:24:18Keep going.

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:27You shouldn't be here.

00:24:29You shouldn't be here.

00:24:31I tried to stop him.

00:24:34Hey!

00:24:36No, Harper.

00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project.

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:24:44Class my ass.

00:24:45Is that what you want to do?

00:24:46You told her to get her here?

00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:24:49Chris, stop!

00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.

00:24:51Then the camera's next.

00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:53Not the camera.

00:24:54Cost a thousand dollars.

00:24:55You should have thought about that

00:24:56before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:24:59That is enough!

00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.

00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:25:20No one's going to see these.

00:25:22Deleting them.

00:25:23What?

00:25:24That is art!

00:25:26Give him this camera back

00:25:27or I swear to God,

00:25:28I'll go out there

00:25:28and I'll give one of those creeps

00:25:30a lap dance.

00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?

00:25:38Your choice.

00:25:39Camera is.

00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:25:49You asshole!

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper

00:25:52to do something like this again,

00:25:53I will jam that camera

00:25:55so far down your throat.

00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:26:00What the fuck

00:26:01is your problem?

00:26:02We're leaving.

00:26:08Now.

00:26:16So first you stalk me

00:26:17and then you humiliate me

00:26:19in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate

00:26:24and ruined our project!

00:26:26You need me around

00:26:27for your safety

00:26:28because clearly

00:26:28you can't do it on your own.

00:26:30You should have seen

00:26:31the way those guys

00:26:32were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:36My classmate?

00:26:37It sounds like

00:26:38someone's a little jealous.

00:26:43Jealous?

00:26:44Jealous?

00:26:49You're cute, Harper.

00:26:51I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those

00:26:53things you do?

00:26:55They're cute, too.

00:26:57You know what's not cute?

00:27:00Me jealous.

00:27:02Now, you were right.

00:27:03I'm in some shady business

00:27:04and I don't give two shits

00:27:05about what your little friends

00:27:06think about me.

00:27:08But you better not test me

00:27:09or I'll break you.

00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.

00:27:20Well, guess what?

00:27:22You just called me Harper

00:27:23and said a kid.

00:27:24Just admit

00:27:27that you want me.

00:27:35What the hell

00:27:36is happening to me?

00:27:38There's no way

00:27:39I'm turned on

00:27:40by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:44You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:48But I'm going to make you

00:27:49crazy for me.

00:27:51Let's see if Dad

00:27:51keeps you around now.

00:27:52Oh, my God.

00:27:54So?

00:27:56Are you going to tell me

00:27:57who that possessive

00:27:58psycho hottie is?

00:28:00No.

00:28:01Are you sleeping

00:28:02with a professor?

00:28:04Oh, my God.

00:28:04Maria, no.

00:28:05Ew.

00:28:07That's my dad's

00:28:08best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here

00:28:10to keep me safe.

00:28:12Hmm.

00:28:13And he secretly

00:28:13wants to fuck you.

00:28:15I don't know,

00:28:17but I do know

00:28:17that that's the only way

00:28:18my dad will agree

00:28:19to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want

00:28:23to seduce

00:28:24your dad's best friend?

00:28:27Think about it.

00:28:29What?

00:28:31We need to get

00:28:32my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:33The only way to do that

00:28:34is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:37Hmm.

00:28:38You should have seen

00:28:39the way he barged

00:28:40into that club

00:28:40looking for you.

00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student

00:28:46who works at Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a

00:28:48tech genius,

00:28:50billionaire,

00:28:51hobbyist,

00:28:51MMA fighter.

00:28:52Not jealous of you,

00:28:54dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like

00:28:57he wanted to kill Aaron

00:28:58over you

00:28:58dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do

00:29:01is somehow make Chris

00:29:03more jealous

00:29:04until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then

00:29:06he has to admit

00:29:07he's got the hots

00:29:08for his best friend's daughter.

00:29:09and when your dad

00:29:10sees that

00:29:11he'll be on a plane

00:29:12to butt-fuck

00:29:13nowhere in no time.

00:29:16Here's to

00:29:17Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins,

00:29:20you better watch out

00:29:21because I get

00:29:23what I want.

00:29:24Mm-hmm.

00:29:35Sexy outfit.

00:29:36Check.

00:29:38Popcorn.

00:29:38Check.

00:29:39The Notebook.

00:29:40The only movie

00:29:41that can make a guy cry.

00:29:43Check.

00:29:54What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me

00:29:57the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper,

00:30:01you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:03I mean,

00:30:04I...

00:30:05brought snacks

00:30:07as a peace offering.

00:30:08but if you're busy

00:30:11I can come back later.

00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:16I have a day

00:30:17but that's not important.

00:30:18Your pulse

00:30:18is racing.

00:30:20What's going on?

00:30:22Oh.

00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend

00:30:25giving you trouble?

00:30:26Uh,

00:30:26no, I just...

00:30:27I came to ask

00:30:30if you wanted

00:30:31to watch a movie

00:30:32but it's not important.

00:30:45Well, are we

00:30:46watching a movie

00:30:47or not?

00:30:47what about your date?

00:30:55Oh, what about your date?

00:30:55Jake, please, Jake.

00:31:07Jake, Jake,

00:31:08not for fun.

00:31:15How are you not crying?

00:31:16This is like

00:31:17the saddest movie ever.

00:31:19Because it's not real.

00:31:21This is ridiculous.

00:31:23No one would ever

00:31:24leave a perfect husband

00:31:25like that

00:31:26for someone like this.

00:31:27It's true love.

00:31:30There's no such thing

00:31:31as true love.

00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown

00:31:34knows that, kiddo.

00:31:35or

00:31:36maybe

00:31:39you're just

00:31:42a soulless

00:31:43AI bot

00:31:44and there are

00:31:46batteries in your back.

00:31:54What exactly

00:31:55do you think

00:31:56you're doing

00:31:56touching me like that?

00:32:00What exactly

00:32:01do you think

00:32:02you're doing

00:32:02touching me like that?

00:32:05Now, come on.

00:32:07Just admit

00:32:07that you enjoyed it.

00:32:14Don't

00:32:14mess with me, Harper.

00:32:16I'm not a toy.

00:32:16I'll ruin you.

00:32:18Well,

00:32:18I'm not just something

00:32:19that can be ruined.

00:32:21As hard as you try

00:32:22to convince yourself,

00:32:23I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:32:28It's not a lie.

00:32:30You are

00:32:30a beautiful woman.

00:32:32I'm too much

00:32:33for you, kid.

00:32:35You can't handle me.

00:32:37Try me.

00:32:42I don't do that

00:32:43lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:45I don't kiss

00:32:46and I don't make love, Harper.

00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:52No.

00:32:53I don't think you are.

00:32:55What did you get yourself

00:32:59into, Harper?

00:32:59I don't want any more.

00:33:02And even with a

00:33:03more of a woman,

00:33:03I never loved you.

00:33:11Just

00:33:11shut up

00:33:14and watch the movie.

00:33:15I'm sorry.

00:33:16I love you.

00:33:18This was the last thing

00:33:19I could do for you.

00:33:20You're supposed to

00:33:29seduce him, Harper.

00:33:31Not be seduced

00:33:32by him.

00:33:35I told you

00:33:35not to call me

00:33:36on my personal phone.

00:33:38I told you

00:33:39not to call me

00:33:40on my personal phone.

00:33:41You're late,

00:33:42big daddy.

00:33:44But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:49You want to come in

00:33:50and fuck your frustration

00:33:51up?

00:33:52Not tonight.

00:33:54Busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:57Never for me,

00:33:58you're not.

00:34:00When the hell

00:34:01could you possibly be?

00:34:03Are you with another

00:34:04woman?

00:34:05Woman?

00:34:06No.

00:34:06Not a woman.

00:34:12Do you know

00:34:12how many guys

00:34:13would kill

00:34:14to be with me

00:34:14right now?

00:34:22Not this guy.

00:34:24Lose my number.

00:34:33Whoever this girl is,

00:34:35your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake

00:34:37on Melana Kaufman.

00:34:57She's going to be

00:34:58the death of me.

00:34:59Kid,

00:35:00because I'm coming

00:35:03for you,

00:35:04Chris Collins.

00:35:05Stay.

00:35:14Stay.

00:35:19Damn it,

00:35:20Orpher.

00:35:20I don't know.

00:35:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:36:15His business partner.

00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.

00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:36:27So, so we didn't?

00:36:30No.

00:36:32Because you're still alive.

00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:36:40You don't know that.

00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:36:45Oh yeah?

00:36:47Explain that.

00:36:49That's morning wood, sweetheart.

00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.

00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.

00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:36:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:37:16What's wrong?

00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.

00:37:19I am going to go for a cock a walk.

00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.

00:37:26With my friend.

00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.

00:37:30Bye.

00:37:30Ah, it's so good.

00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:17Struggling much?

00:38:30I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:07No underwear?

00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.

00:39:19What can I do?

00:39:21What is shit?

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:34What?

00:39:38You don't know me?

00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:51It's you do your worst.

00:39:54It's you do your worst.

00:39:58Mom.

00:39:59I'm sorry.

00:40:11I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:21But... but what about...

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:28I can't let this happen again.

00:40:40Cock block!

00:40:42You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:53You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:57That was part of the plan!

00:40:59I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it... big?

00:41:04So big.

00:41:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?

00:41:17Like... BDSM?

00:41:19The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?!

00:41:29Wait!

00:41:31Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!

00:41:36Crap! What if he is coming?

00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:55Stop missing with that!

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:06How else are you going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:10I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew! Leave, Brian! She doesn't want to speak to you!

00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps?

00:42:22Huh?

00:42:27What do you want, Brian?

00:42:31Just five minutes.

00:42:35Fine.

00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:43:07I want to get back together.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:14But that was months ago, huh?

00:43:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:22I've moved on, and you should too.

00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:33You slut!

00:43:34Get off of me!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:37Get off of me!

00:43:38Let me see then.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me. Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:51I don't have time for this.

00:43:53You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening.

00:43:57Ever.

00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:01Me?

00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat.

00:44:10It's a fact.

00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.

00:44:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:26Help me! Help!

00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:35Good girl.

00:44:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:42That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:53Are you okay?

00:44:56Take her, you psychopaths. She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:04Oh!

00:45:10Stop it!

00:45:11You're going to kill him.

00:45:12Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:26Let's go.

00:45:27I promise.

00:45:29Let's go.

00:45:43Let's go.

00:45:44Fuck.

00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:56I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:29So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:44Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.

00:47:14I'm gonna throw up.

00:47:20Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:44I'm right here.

00:47:54Don't focus on the water.

00:47:55Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:03It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

00:48:18I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:26You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:33Just breathe.

00:48:36Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:48Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:53Ready for the next step?

00:49:00I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:08I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:11What?

00:49:14Oh my god.

00:49:16Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:30You're talking underwater.

00:49:54Harper!

00:49:55Harper!

00:49:58Harper!

00:50:00What happened?

00:50:03What happened?

00:50:04What happened?

00:50:05You blacked out.

00:50:06You're okay.

00:50:08You're okay.

00:50:10I'm sorry.

00:50:12You're right.

00:50:15You did amazing.

00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.

00:50:19I can't do this.

00:50:23It's okay.

00:50:24Okay.

00:50:25We'll try again and more.

00:50:27Just kiss me.

00:50:31Your dad won't like this.

00:50:33Don't think about him.

00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:39I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:50:45Just say you don't want me.

00:50:46Just say you don't want me.

00:50:57Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:00I want you.

00:51:02I told you not to mess with me.

00:51:06You're going to get hurt.

00:51:12You're going to like me.

00:51:13What the hell?

00:51:24What are you doing?

00:51:25We need to talk about this first.

00:51:26Inside.

00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.

00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:51:31I'm not a tease.

00:51:32I just care about you.

00:51:34So you are a grandpa?

00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.

00:51:38Come on, let's go inside.

00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:51:50I'm going to shout.

00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?

00:52:09So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:52:15Running a daycare.

00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:52:33And I wanted to warn you.

00:52:36He might be sexy.

00:52:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:52:54You've been tracking him?

00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59The same kind he is.

00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:15I'm surprised.

00:53:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:53:21Just all around...

00:53:25Not intense enough for him.

00:53:26Not intense enough?

00:53:29Yeah, well...

00:53:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:53:33Oh!

00:53:35Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:53:38I mean, look at you.

00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.

00:53:44You're out of your league, kid.

00:53:46Don't call me that.

00:53:47You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?

00:53:54He likes to take you from behind.

00:53:56Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:53:59Choke you out.

00:54:01None of that.

00:54:02Kissing.

00:54:03Pillow talk.

00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:54:09He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:54:13He actually lives here... with me.

00:54:16You little scared.

00:54:18Help!

00:54:20Help!

00:54:21Help!

00:54:22I can't swim!

00:54:25Help!

00:54:26Help!

00:54:27I can't swim!

00:54:30Help!

00:54:31Help!

00:54:32I can't swim!

00:54:34Help!

00:54:35Help!

00:54:36I can't swim!

00:54:37Harper? Harper!

00:54:53Smile for T&D, sir.

00:54:56Please don't!

00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:07Harper!

00:55:37Harper! No! Come on!

00:55:55Harper! Harper!

00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.

00:55:59It's okay, I got you.

00:56:01You're safe.

00:56:02I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:06Oh, you're okay. Just breathe.

00:56:08Just breathe.

00:56:10You're safe now.

00:56:11Just breathe.

00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:56:17It's pathetic.

00:56:19Homewreck?

00:56:20Hmm.

00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Espelon.

00:56:25Hmm.

00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.

00:56:32We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:44Joke me.

00:56:45Carter.

00:56:45I miss how rough you get up, baby.

00:56:52I don't love you.

00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:02She's fine.

00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:04What are you doing?

00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,

00:57:20and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32You got that?

00:57:33Are you threatening me?

00:57:35No.

00:57:37I'm telling you.

00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:43Get out of here.

00:57:45Wait.

00:57:46Please, don't.

00:57:47I'll do anything.

00:57:49Please.

00:57:49What are you doing?

00:57:50Ah!

00:58:03Chris, no!

00:58:04Wait!

00:58:05Wait!

00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.

00:58:29She will not bother you again.

00:58:32I swear.

00:58:34Don't worry about it.

00:58:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:58:45I never dated her.

00:58:48We weren't a thing.

00:58:51A lot of brain to her.

00:58:56Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:01She said that...

00:59:07That I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:14She said that...

00:59:19That I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:28Satisfy you.

00:59:30In bed.

00:59:30That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.

00:59:45Is that true?

00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:56I'm supposed to protect you.

00:59:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.

01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

01:00:18What did you regret?

01:00:20Not doing this sooner.

01:00:21I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:22I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:23I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:24I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:25I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:26I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:27I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:28I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:29I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:30I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:31I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:32I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.

01:00:33What the hell am I doing?

01:00:54Why don't you stop again?

01:00:56You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01But I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:01:15I'm too dangerous.

01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:27However, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:33It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:42Nah, don't.

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:45You're a psycho.

01:01:53I'm just trying to protect you.

01:01:57Good morning.

01:02:05Bagel?

01:02:06I'm not hungry.

01:02:11You need to eat.

01:02:20No.

01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:31Are we even now?

01:02:34You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:03:01Featuring the work of students,

01:03:03Harper Reeves.

01:03:07I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:09Promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:26Nope.

01:03:27And he's never going to.

01:03:29Huh?

01:03:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:36Oh, hey.

01:03:38Hey.

01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors

01:03:44so you can pass this class.

01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:47Stop moping.

01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:51Okay?

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:54Hey.

01:03:55Hey.

01:03:56Hey.

01:03:57Hey.

01:03:58Hey.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:21I think I hear them coming

01:04:44Let's go

01:04:45One last touch

01:04:51Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper

01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect

01:05:07No, no, no, no

01:05:12My final project

01:05:14How am I going to graduate?

01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:21Harper, Harper, I'm kind of confused

01:05:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:36Don't say that

01:05:39It's obviously her self-portrait

01:05:42Did you do this?

01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class

01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina

01:05:58You're not going to get away with this

01:06:00Guess what?

01:06:01You have no proof

01:06:03Good luck with that, losers

01:06:06That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper

01:06:10Harper

01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for

01:06:14Professor, I can explain

01:06:17Harper

01:06:19Is this your work?

01:06:22It's so ugly, isn't it, professor?

01:06:25We have to fail Harper

01:06:27It looks like a complete choke

01:06:29Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing

01:06:33In fact, I guess just bought this piece

01:06:38Wait, what?

01:06:39Who would buy this crap?

01:06:41I will

01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:56I will

01:06:57It's you

01:07:01You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party

01:07:05Christina, don't be rude

01:07:07Don't you know who this is?

01:07:09Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector

01:07:12There's no way

01:07:14That's okay, professor

01:07:15Not everyone has taste

01:07:17How much for this painting?

01:07:21Oh no, you really don't

01:07:22Our starting price is $18

01:07:28Done

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:33Do you even study at this school or not?

01:07:36We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000

01:07:40You're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging

01:07:44Fucking whack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:52Here's two mil

01:07:53What?

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies

01:07:56Whatever it is you need to get

01:07:57For Harper's sake

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much

01:08:02Oh my god, oh my god

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:11Language, Miss Hawks

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady

01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2,000,000?

01:08:20My father still runs this university

01:08:23Money runs this university

01:08:25And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor

01:08:28Who will be ecstatic to see this check

01:08:30For disciplinary action

01:08:34You're going to get us expelled

01:08:35Professor, you can't

01:08:37Please

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me

01:08:41No, wait, Professor

01:08:42Professor

01:08:43Not so fast

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:08:49Whoa! No!

01:08:50Whoa!

01:08:51I can't believe that you two would do something like this

01:09:00Good luck proving it was us

01:09:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me

01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives

01:09:12Those dresses though

01:09:13Wait, what?

01:09:14Huh?

01:09:15I...

01:09:16I...

01:09:17I...

01:09:18I...

01:09:19I...

01:09:20I...

01:09:21I...

01:09:22I...

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01:09:24I...

01:09:25I...

01:09:26I...

01:09:27I...

01:09:28I...

01:09:29I...

01:09:30You asshole

01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this

01:09:33What was it that you two said?

01:09:34Oh...

01:09:36Right

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me

01:09:38it was me the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why

01:09:48are you grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this

01:09:55on camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reese chris that was 18 grand

01:10:04that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive

01:10:16what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me

01:10:22he um i mean i

01:10:26i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you

01:10:42a blindfold i want you harper i want to do things to you

01:10:58bad things

01:10:59but only if you want me to

01:11:06i do

01:11:18why'd we stop i've been waiting so long for this

01:11:22i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show

01:11:33and i'll wait for you

01:11:35wear that for me tonight

01:11:36harper harper

01:11:47low earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having

01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell

01:11:58you about harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need

01:12:09to move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper

01:12:14harper

01:12:23taxi for harper

01:12:28who are you hey let go of me stop it

01:12:31please please please let me go if it's money i'll i'll give you however much you want

01:12:49harper harper harper

01:12:53ryan why are you doing this we broke up

01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our

01:13:03breakup

01:13:06he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous

01:13:13enemies ain't that right fellas

01:13:17once he arrives to save his little princess

01:13:20well we don't need to get into more details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no no

01:13:50a trap what the hell

01:14:10not bad for a guy who hates romance

01:14:15i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper

01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is at first

01:14:29hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first

01:14:36you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank

01:14:42harper's in trouble we need to go

01:14:43okay should we have some food with you after we kill leather grant

01:14:51hmm should we make him watch

01:14:58oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh

01:15:06get ready boys

01:15:22i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her

01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit

01:15:38what's the matter tough guy what you can't talk without your little bodyguards

01:15:55let me go i i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then

01:16:06i'm going to kill you god damn dick

01:16:11i'm sick

01:16:22Are you okay?

01:16:32Did he hurt you?

01:16:34Chris, I put you in danger.

01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.

01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:16:44Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?

01:16:58Oh my god, dad, what the hell?

01:17:00It's okay.

01:17:02I'll handle it.

01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:17:07I want an answer now before I kill him.

01:17:09No, dad.

01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:17:15But?

01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.

01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.

01:17:28Please don't be mad.

01:17:31You're wrong about that.

01:17:34It's not deep down.

01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:17:40If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.

01:17:48Or I will make him regret it.

01:17:50I believe you.

01:17:53You keep her safe.

01:17:58With my goddamn life.

01:17:59Do you remember my instructions?

01:18:18Yes.

01:18:19I want you to beg for it.

01:18:44I want you to fuck me, guys.

01:19:01Stop teasing.

01:19:04I want you now.

01:19:05Daddy, say it.

01:19:14Or I'll punish you.

01:19:27Don't stop, Daddy.

01:19:29Are you sure about that?

01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:07You can either uncuff me...

01:20:10Well, fuck me.

01:20:27You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:30Rich or I?

01:20:32Do your worst, Daddy.

01:20:36Do your worst, Daddy.

01:20:36Once I start, I'm not stopping.

01:20:59I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:12Ready for round five?

01:21:30Stop it.

01:21:31I'm sore.

01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:36What if I don't?

01:21:37What was that?

01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:21:46Stop it.

01:21:46Come in, Carole.

01:21:48I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will.

01:22:01Can you get out?

01:22:02I'll get out.

01:22:07I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:20No, please keep them covered.

01:22:23I want to give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:34Just get on with it.

01:22:35What I do for a living.

01:22:39The not-so-legal part.

01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:48And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:57You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I want to be around you.

01:23:04Forever.

01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:16I'm moving you in there.

01:23:22As a graduation present.

01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:34Only if you want to.

01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:44Is it tacky?

01:23:46I liked it.

01:23:47I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:52But on one condition, one friend.

01:23:56Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:24:00Deal.

01:24:01Deal.

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