Gloria Goes To: New York City Times Square

Red Cow Entertainment

We take Gloria to NYC on a train for the first time, visiting Midtown Comics, Times Square, the M&M and Hershey stores, the Nintendo Store during the debut of Nintendo Switch 2, Blue Bottle Coffee, and of course, the American Girl Doll store.  🙏 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/redcowentertainment 👕 Merch: https://redcowentertainment.com/store/ ✅ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYvgalxiHFL3uHANR0BC4Xg?sub_confirmation=1 👩🏻 Website: https://www.redcowentertainment.com 🕑 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@redcowentertainment 🐦 Twitter: https://twitter.com/redcowent 🤳 Instagram: https://instagram.com/redcowentertainment 👍 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RedCowEntertainment 🎙️ Red Cow Arcade: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJWaXzdM3BHjg3UYi-hyOPg

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00:00So, I'm on my first train ride.

00:03It's really exciting.

00:04This is my first time going to New York.

00:06We are going to New York for my birthday.

00:09So, finally, I'm legally turning A.

00:11I mean, I was very close to A, so I called myself A.

00:14Going to New York for the first time.

00:16American Girl Doll Store.

00:18Got some really cute outfits and weddings.

00:21Play Nintendo Switch 2, which I don't recommend you buy

00:24because I'm scared it's going to actually literally sneak in

00:28and the Switch 1's dock at night and kill the Switch 1 while it's asleep.

00:34Now you're at Penn Station.

00:35Very excited.

00:36Oh, gosh.

00:39Keep moving.

00:40Look, you're in New York City.

00:42I am.

00:43It sure is a city.

00:46Well, Gloria, it's the world's largest staples.

00:49It's hell out there.

00:50Find salvation at the Book of Mormon.

00:52I think Bella might be watching this.

00:55One thing about this city I've always felt, though,

00:57it's a little gross.

00:58Yeah.

00:59What are some of the things you don't like?

01:01Smokers.

01:02The hippie music.

01:03I mean, I'm okay with hippies, but some of their rock and roll music.

01:08The air quality.

01:10The traffic.

01:11The busyness.

01:12I just hate it all.

01:13Yeah, New York kind of sucks.

01:14Yeah, New York kind of sucks.

01:15So at first I thought this city kind of sucks.

01:18But then I came up with a game that changed everything.

01:21To point out people and tell like crazy big stories about them and like their life story.

01:27You can see.

01:29You're lucky.

01:30You're lucky.

01:31Yeah.

01:32Yeah.

01:33I was like, I'm not hungry.

01:34Get to New York.

01:35Get to New York, Jack, get shelter.

01:37Check.

01:38Make money.

01:39I haven't done that yet.

01:40Become a singer.

01:41Get shelter. Check. Make money. Haven't done that yet. Become a singer. Not check. Get to New York. Seek shelter. Make money. Become a singer. That could be. Or it could be in Hollywood. That could be in Hollywood Army. Or New York. I'm gonna be honest. True. A lot of people dump out into both locations.

02:05What do you think of these New York pizza sticks?

02:10So-so? Nothing impresses this kid.

02:12Well, finally. Now we have a hat.

02:14Oh, it's a New York Yankees hat. Disguised as a New Yorker.

02:19Look, Jenna face.

02:21Bella, lookie. Bella.

02:23This is for you.

02:24Okay. The M&M's have murdered, but they haven't actually cannibalized.

02:30See, each M&M has different genes, but they're all M&M's.

02:36But they've ate many M&M's, and they ate the new M&M's in that one commercial, which was a real humanoid M&M.

02:46So, technically, they've murdered, but they haven't actually cannibalized.

02:52It's not cannibalism because they're not the same kind of M&M's.

02:56You ate the New Spokes candy?

02:58Not all of them.

03:01Sweet girl, have you heard us talk about Broadway?

03:04This street is Broadway. That's why it's called the theater area.

03:07The giant theater district of New York City.

03:10And here on Broadway is a gigundous Olive Garden.

03:13You can get a fancy meal after the show.

03:16There's no culture anymore.

03:18One more time. Breathe in.

03:19I'm here.

03:20I'll go.

03:22Can I get in there?

03:23And we'll see.

03:57Actually, the brown M&M is my favorite.

04:09These are so relatable.

04:12Relatable.

04:12I thought we were going to tie it in square.

04:15What's she doing back here?

04:17Avoiding murder.

04:18Why salt and pepper shakers?

04:19Get your own M&M's.

04:21Do you want to put text on it?

04:22You can put photos on the M&M's or icons.

04:25Text.

04:25What would you want it to say?

04:27Oh, oh.

04:32Help.

04:34Do you want help me M&M's?

04:37Help me.

04:39Help me.

04:42All right, there's your M&M.

04:43Would you like it in a small cup, medium cup, or a large cup?

04:46Small cup.

04:46Geez, we're already up to 25 bucks.

04:48We haven't even done anything.

04:49All we have is M&M's to say help me.

04:50Is that?

04:52Add to cart?

04:53Yeah, add to cart, baby.

04:55Do we actually want to buy these?

04:56I'll do it.

04:57Are you sure you want to finalize your order?

04:58Are you freaking sure?

05:00That was okay.

05:01You went into the register to pay and then choose your color.

05:03I'm going to choose red.

05:06It's going to be white text.

05:07Not even a mix of help me's.

05:09Gloria, Auntie Christy got you a $200 gift card for anything you want at the American Girl

05:13to the stall store.

05:14What just happened?

05:19We were allowed to print our help me's.

05:22Well, and she said, I'm sorry, I can't print this.

05:24And we said, why?

05:26And she said.

05:26It might be alarming.

05:27It's too alarming.

05:28It's too alarming to some customers.

05:29And they said, we can do a picture.

05:31And we said, never mind.

05:32But we will forever have the receipt.

05:34Our design.

05:36That says help me.

05:37Berman mix.

05:38And they say, I love New York.

05:39Ooh, magnets?

05:40Would you like a magnet?

05:41I would, actually.

05:43You know like in a video game when it becomes colorful after you unlock a new character?

05:47These look like they haven't been unlocked yet.

05:48Like right now, we can select any of these M&Ms, but if we click on those, nothing happens.

05:52Oh, I want to do that.

05:54Oh, we have to.

05:54So I think you put your feet on the little feet area.

05:56My little girl is dark blue, which means especially when it comes to delicious chocolate.

06:06You are confident with your choices, it says.

06:09True.

06:09Actually, cyan is my favorite color.

06:11Is that right?

06:12Well, you're breaking news right now.

06:13What are you celebrating?

06:15Pop.

06:15Her birthday.

06:16Those are all peanut butter and jellies.

06:17I love these vintage sweats.

06:19Although I feel like the white ones should come pre-fit stains.

06:22Can we explore over there?

06:24She wants to explore over there.

06:25And the fact that it says plain and not milk chocolate speaks to my old millennial aged heart.

06:30Did they call it chocolate and hell straight up?

06:32I thought they did.

06:33I thought they called it milk chocolate.

06:34I thought plain was like not a good selling thing.

06:36Who wants plain?

06:38When I was a child, the concept of plain was much more prevalent.

06:42In general, everything, I was like, give it to me plain.

06:45Unflavored for me.

06:46Unflavored for me.

06:49We have more humanoid animals taking photos.

06:52It's okay, big guy.

06:54It's okay, big guy.

06:54You can just sit here and get your photo.

06:56I think this is the line for Switch.

06:58But we heard that if you tell them, hey, we're not here for Switch, you can get right in.

07:02This is my super awesome, magical, bland table.

07:06This is my super awesome, magical, bland table.

07:08I'm here just to help people who just sign up to get the Nintendo Switch thing.

07:22They're really going all out with the DK stuff.

07:25They're really going all out with the DK stuff.

07:40carry it around, carry it around, keep all your stuff in it.

07:51Sorry, Gloria, they had to push the Pikmin all the way into the corner here.

07:53I guess Pikmin doesn't sell as well as Mario's stuff.

08:06What's with the giant rat?

08:08Oh, it's a union thing.

08:09Also, you guys need to see this one.

08:34That's what's impressing you?

08:35I like these ones that are swimming.

08:37I'll show you the amazing match pens and what they do.

08:39You get three types of pens to draw with.

08:41First, you get the color-changing pens like these.

08:44They start out drawing the color that is on the body of the pen.

08:48But the color on the cap or on the bottom lets you know what color it will turn you to.

08:54But you can also use the white pen to draw pictures and sign an erasement color like this happy little snowman.

08:59What was the number one reason that we came to New York City in the first place for your birthday?

09:04An American Girl doll is a type of doll.

09:06Do you have one already?

09:07Yes.

09:08And her name is?

09:09Janethys.

09:10Janethys.

09:10Janelo for Janethys.

09:12Are you going to actually buy a new doll today?

09:14No, I don't intend on it.

09:16I see Addy.

09:16I see Kirsten.

09:17They used to all be American girls from points of history.

09:21They were based on different eras of history.

09:23And then when I was starting to be old enough to outgrow the dolls, they started coming out with the kind of

09:27make it more look like you, make it individualized, give it its own name, kind of a thing.

09:43Is there an American Girl doll show?

09:45Ah, vintage.

09:46Vintage.

09:47Looks like AOL.

09:48Wow, this is a much bigger store than I thought.

09:50Look at all this.

09:51Look, you can buy a whole bakery for your doll.

09:54A whole bakery.

10:04I'm going to watch this presentation.

10:06You're going to watch this presentation?

10:08I do.

10:08I'm a little bit sad.

10:10Why?

10:11She's not an American Girl doll.

10:12She's not?

10:13She's an American Girl doll, but she's a type called a well-edisher.

10:15Look.

10:16Oh yeah, she matches that size.

10:18She's definitely an American Girl doll, no doubt about it.

10:20American Girl dolls kill each other because some American Girl dolls are better than her.

10:27And if it's something that decides to change the world, you do not want to get canceled, that means you're done.

10:35This is horrifying.

10:37It's time for moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up, moving on up.

10:44When Julie ran for study body president, she had to debate her opponent in front of the whole school.

10:55Actually, you can get a really small American Girl doll.

10:58You could have a small city of American Girl dolls or an entire school.

11:07How do you feel about the giant fake TV from 1986?

11:14And she even gets to sit with us?

11:27Oh, yeah.

11:29Is there a hair tie that we get to take them off?

11:31So the hair ties actually come on the napkins?

11:33Everyone, she's getting me a crown.

11:35Oh, look at you.

11:37A little honey.

11:39Perfect.

11:40Happy birthday, dear girl.

11:44Happy birthday to you.

11:49Woo!

11:51Woo!

11:52Woo!

11:52Yay!

11:53Yay!

11:54Yay!

11:55Yay!

11:55A little apron.

11:56A little cupcake for Genevieve.

11:58I don't think it's edible.

12:00It does.

12:01All the birthdays are popping off now.

12:03It looks good.

12:04I think I like the small ones.

12:05Do you like the smaller ones?

12:06How have we spent all my money yet?

12:07Not yet.

12:08Clear water.

12:09I got it out for a nice and cute.

12:11How's it going, guys?

12:12Good.

12:14Have a great day.

12:15You too.

12:16Good.

12:17Good.

12:18Have a great day.

12:18You too.

12:26The Superman's dad, too, like, his eyes look a little bit too, really.

12:31So, you know, the painters, those, like, eyes that follow your eyes?

12:35Well, with him, it's always, like, when I go this way, not looking at me.

12:39When I go this way, not looking at me.

12:41Oh, look!

12:42Shadow Batman.

12:43Are you over it?

12:48Are you over New York?

12:49Are you like, I get it.

12:50Oh look, Shadow Batman.

13:00Are you over it?

13:05Are you over New York?

13:06Are you like, I get it?

13:07Well, I thought it would be more interesting.

13:10You're like, in Times Square.

13:11Like, is this as cool as you want it to be?

13:13No.

13:14No?

13:15The end.

13:16What did I just say?

13:20She clutched her pearls.

13:21Are you clutching your pearls?

13:23It's an invading Karen army.

13:33Oh, you were wondering if there's tons of chocolate in there?

13:36Never seen them.

13:37I'm an old lady, so I like the Rolos, Caramellos, Heathcloth.

13:47I had a good payday, which has no chocolate on it, preceding the whole purpose of this place.

13:51And I demand chocolate.

13:53When you bite into a York peppermint patty, do you get the cool sensation of a winter's breeze blowing over a ski mountain?

13:59Never heard of this.

14:01Candy-coated Hershey-Its.

14:03Pretty sure those are M&Ms.

14:04And how many different ways to drink your chocolate are there?

14:07Several?

14:08Gloria, I don't know why, but I love the Hershey's Reese's basketball.

14:13Why not?

14:18Why not?

14:19I love the Hershey's.

14:21I love the Hershey's.

14:22I love the Hershey's.

14:23Peep-a-dee-pah-pah-pah-pah-do-do.

14:27Peep-a-dee-pah-pah-pah-pah-do-do.

14:28Peep-a-dee-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-do.

14:30Peep-a-dee-pah-pah-pah-pah-do.

14:33It's like a Saturday street sale of some sort?

14:36I definitely like the 7 a.m. time period where there aren't two...

14:39It's way better.

14:41To grow with your head.

14:43Well, I sure hope it does.

14:45We've been trying to get into a blue bottle of coffee since yesterday, we were told this

14:59is good stuff.

15:00So, Pikachu and the 20th movie actually talked to Ash and we can hear it, but to us it probably

15:06sounds like a really sad Pika Pika and I do a really good impression of it.

15:10Here we go, I'm going to do my impression of Pikachu.

15:12Do it now.

15:15It's because, it's because I always want to be with you.

15:24Very good.

15:25It's because I always want to be with you.

15:29What'd you go for?

15:30A 12 ounce Noah cold phone.

15:33A New Orleans style coffee with vanilla chicory cream.

15:43It's good?

15:45Yeah.

15:47It's an understatement.

15:48It's so smooth and like slightly sweet but not too sweet.

15:52There's like no bitterness or acidity to it.

15:55I don't know what chicory is but it needs chicory.

15:59It's like I've never had coffee before.

16:01Holy moly.

16:02It's like a new color.

16:03What did that little thing cost?

16:04720 something.

16:05Holy moly.

16:06It's going to cost you.

16:07It's going to cost you.

16:08New York.

16:09New York.

16:10New York.

16:11New York.

16:12New York.

16:13New York.

16:14New York.

16:15All right, let's go.

16:16Let's go.

16:17New York.

16:18I love them.

16:19New York.

16:20New York.

16:21We were trying so hard to get to a blue bottle coffee.

16:27Turned out there was one right in Penn Station.

16:29The fans are like family.

16:31And you are all our fans.

16:33Thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday.

16:36Enjoying me.

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