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How To Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say
00:00:08That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:10He was sent here to
00:00:11Keep me safe
00:00:15What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:22Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:27I don't kiss
00:00:29And I don't make love, Harper
00:00:31Maybe I'm into that
00:00:32I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know what's not cute?
00:00:37Be jealous
00:00:43It's been it, you're jealous
00:00:46What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:48I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:51You know I'm dangerous
00:00:52I'll be sure of it
00:00:54Do your worst, daddy
00:00:59Mind of pain
00:01:01And I'd like to
00:01:08Oh, looking good, girl
00:01:10Good girl
00:01:21Just another creep, just my luck
00:01:28Please pick up
00:01:29Hi, dad
00:01:31Um
00:01:32I'm stuck
00:01:33And I need you to
00:01:34Come help me
00:01:38Sure thing, hon
00:01:39Mr. Reed
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:43He'll be there soon
00:01:46What?
00:01:47Who?
00:01:51Drugging girls
00:01:52In my club?
00:01:53You must have a death wish
00:01:54Death wish
00:02:00You got the rogue, I swear
00:02:08Shut up
00:02:10You have the worst timing
00:02:12Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:16Now
00:02:17Now
00:02:25What are you doing?
00:02:26What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me, creep
00:02:38Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:44Stop!
00:02:45What else he can do?
00:02:49What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:59That's on his...
00:03:00Best friend?
00:03:15You're shivering
00:03:19Come on, kiddo
00:03:21Kiddo?
00:03:22Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:27Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go!
00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:03:42Five Christmases?
00:03:45He's bluffing and I...
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:51Um...
00:03:54Your arm is...
00:03:58Wet...
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there...
00:04:19Rain, sorry...
00:04:20So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:21Thought you'd be...
00:04:22Busy running your nightclub or...
00:04:23Feeding up...
00:04:24Sleazebags...
00:04:25Not picking up some guy's daughter...
00:04:26Come to think of it...
00:04:27I actually...
00:04:28Don't think I've seen my dad in months...
00:04:29I don't...
00:04:31I don't...
00:04:33Come to think of it...
00:04:34I actually...
00:04:36Don't think I've seen my dad in months...
00:04:37I don't do small talk...
00:04:40I didn't...
00:04:41Do...
00:04:55Tell me then...
00:04:56Okay then
00:04:59Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:04I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly, kiddo
00:05:11Shut up, you're not that much older than me
00:05:14Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:23If I take you
00:05:26Will you shut up?
00:05:29Yes
00:05:29I'll be quick
00:05:48You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:51It's not safe
00:05:54Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:57Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:03Give me a jacket or something
00:06:05When you're done checking me out
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was, kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:44Stop calling me kid
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:04This is a small kickback
00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:19Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:22I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:28I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:30And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:50I don't have another choice
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:01Fine
00:08:03Have your kickback
00:08:05Or not
00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here
00:08:09Until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:13Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:32Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:35You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:40That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here
00:08:44Or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:47You are not living here
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:58I don't need a babysitter
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:04You better not show your face in there
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:11God damn it
00:09:19Cromstmark
00:09:21Whoa
00:09:30Who's this
00:09:32Puff Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:48I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi
00:10:04Christina, Fox, and Becca too
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:09Duh
00:10:10I didn't miss it
00:10:12It's really nice to meet you
00:10:16Well, um, please
00:10:19Feel free to, uh, help
00:10:20Yourselves
00:10:22Thanks, Heather
00:10:24Oh, it's Har- it's Harper
00:10:25Enjoy the party!
00:10:31I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:36Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper
00:10:44Hang out with me
00:10:46I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:49I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:54I don't like talking
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy
00:10:58Christina and I
00:10:59We're into group activities
00:11:01Talk or
00:11:03No talk
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:07For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies
00:11:11I don't like my women
00:11:13Desperate
00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:19And I'll make you regret it
00:11:21Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:11:29About what happens to skanks
00:11:30Who think they can upstage us
00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey
00:11:43Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs
00:11:50And
00:11:50Ew
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can
00:11:54You're like
00:11:55Your school royalty
00:11:56Thanks
00:11:58You know
00:11:59I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:02We're
00:12:04We're friends?
00:12:05Of course
00:12:06I have to pee
00:12:09Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:25Oh, this is gold
00:12:37Harper
00:12:39You are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down
00:12:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:05The hell
00:13:19Attention, everybody
00:13:27Hello
00:13:28You all seem a little bored
00:13:31So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:35A few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:40Let's see
00:13:43Dear diary
00:13:45Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:51Oh, Harper
00:13:53Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No!
00:14:02I just need to give it back!
00:14:06Dad's friend, Chris
00:14:08Is like
00:14:09A DILF
00:14:11That stands for
00:14:12A dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly
00:14:15If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:32There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:14:36Let's cool right down
00:14:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:14:51Fuck this
00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of them
00:15:36Come to her party
00:15:42Take advantage of her kindness
00:15:44And you make fun of her family life
00:15:46It was a joke
00:15:47It was a joke
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:15:51Without her father in her life
00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:15:56Chris, that's enough
00:15:59Let her go
00:16:01Yeah, one last
00:16:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections
00:16:19If you mess with her again
00:16:21Fuck you up
00:16:26But we're literally just girls
00:16:28I don't give a fuck
00:16:29Everyone out
00:16:30The fuck out
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:40What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine
00:17:02Chris, I said I'm fine
00:17:05You're crying
00:17:11Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand
00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid
00:17:18They just tried to hurt you
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:17:22Stupid
00:17:25I know they're not my friends
00:17:26But that was Christina Fox
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours
00:17:31I said stop
00:17:31I said stop
00:17:36I don't care if she runs the school
00:17:39We'll find you another school
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe
00:17:43Keep me safe
00:17:44By pulling out a gun
00:17:45In front of college students
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:17:51I told you
00:17:54To stop calling me that
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like water
00:18:02Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid
00:18:08What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid
00:18:17That's my gun
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:18:21If you want to turn me on
00:18:22You better not be here tomorrow
00:18:25Please tell me you're gone
00:18:41There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins
00:18:49I swear
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says
00:18:52God
00:19:00What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No
00:19:20It's gonna not be happening
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second
00:19:27You know if you weren't played
00:19:37You could have just asked
00:19:38I don't wanna
00:19:42I don't wanna play
00:19:43What do you even do with these
00:19:45You perv
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room
00:19:49Into my closet
00:19:50When I wasn't here
00:19:51I was doing you a favor
00:19:54And helping you move out
00:19:55Because you shouldn't be here
00:19:56Uncuff me
00:19:59What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please
00:20:07I don't have time for your games
00:20:12I don't have time for your games, old man
00:20:13Give me the key
00:20:16What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:20:25Are you ready to listen?
00:20:28Like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:32Rule number one
00:20:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:20:45So when I tell you
00:20:46That I'm here to protect you
00:20:48You better listen to everything I say
00:20:51I can take care of myself
00:20:53Rule number two
00:20:54No talking back
00:20:56I am the last guy
00:20:58You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three
00:21:07Don't start any games
00:21:12You're not ready to play
00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concern
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America
00:21:42Oh, we have this thing called privacy
00:21:44You can have your privacy
00:21:47Until sunset
00:21:49What does that mean?
00:21:55We have curfew
00:21:56Ah!
00:22:12How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot
00:22:21What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:22:33Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark
00:22:37Good
00:22:38You're my best friend
00:22:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:22:42You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:22:51Give me some time
00:23:00Stay with my drive
00:23:02Open my heart
00:23:04Do you say
00:23:07This is the one
00:23:10Open my heart
00:23:12You're a fucking strip club, Harper
00:23:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:23:31When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:23:33Oh, excuse me
00:23:46We're filming
00:23:47Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else
00:23:54I'm looking for Harper Reels
00:23:57It says her location is here
00:23:58So step aside
00:24:00Before I make you
00:24:01Nope
00:24:03Harper is my best friend
00:24:04And she didn't mention
00:24:05Some old dude would be looking for
00:24:06Hey, wait
00:24:07Wait
00:24:08Wait
00:24:08Wait
00:24:09He looks so sexy
00:24:18Keep going
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:27You shouldn't be here
00:24:28You shouldn't be here
00:24:30I tried to stop him
00:24:32Hey
00:24:35No, Harper
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick
00:24:43Class my ass
00:24:45Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep
00:24:51Then the camera's next
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:24:53Not the camera
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars
00:24:55You should have thought about that
00:24:56Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:24:59That is enough
00:25:00These look amazing, Harper
00:25:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:25:18Wait till the whole class sees this
00:25:20No one's going to see these
00:25:22Deleting them
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art
00:25:25Give him this camera back
00:25:27Or I swear to God
00:25:27I'll go out there
00:25:28And I'll give one of those creeps
00:25:30A lap dance
00:25:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:34New choice
00:25:39Camera it is
00:25:44You asshole
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper
00:25:52To do something like this again
00:25:53I will jam that camera
00:25:55So far down your throat
00:25:56You'll be shitting out Polaroids
00:25:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:06We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:25You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:50You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those things you do.
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:58You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:24just admit
00:27:28that you want me.
00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:43You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So...
00:27:55Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:27:59Yes.
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to...
00:28:12keep me safe.
00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:16I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:28We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:52Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Mm-hmm.
00:29:24Sexy outfit, check.
00:29:38Popcorn, check.
00:29:39The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh, no, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...
00:30:34Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:53Oh, what about your date?
00:31:04Jane.
00:31:05Please, Jane.
00:31:07Jane, Jane, don't go on.
00:31:15How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or.
00:31:39Maybe.
00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:47What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:03Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Shh.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:34You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:58What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00I don't know what you are.
00:33:02And even when you're a woman, I never loved you.
00:33:08Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:33:28You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54I'm busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:57Never for me, you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:06Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Lose my number.
00:34:25Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:13Stay.
00:35:17Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20championship.
00:35:21Who's the man?
00:35:21Bye.
00:35:22God!
00:35:22Am I.
00:35:23Come on,?
00:35:24I am.
00:35:24Everybody set.
00:35:25That's Lose my number.
00:35:27I have to reach my number of girls.
00:35:30I know that's Michael is never!
00:35:32Ever.
00:35:37So who has their relationship is,
00:35:38is personally intended to be given ako for forever?
00:35:41ètres
00:35:41Never enough worthy for.
00:35:42K Space falls.
00:35:42And he will be his enemy fromTuTuTuTuTu what'sród financier.
00:35:43He had to be the love provider.
00:35:44And he's been director of覺得 priority for...
00:35:44ourpielt 신.
00:35:44You anche a step forward
00:35:45to his wife's listening.
00:35:46She was waiting for them to get some気
00:35:47to try to be семьy.
00:35:47He's not safe anymore.
00:35:48you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:36:04you should probably have your hand inside
00:36:05oh my god did we have sex
00:36:10oh my god did we have sex
00:36:12I slept with my dad's best friend
00:36:15his business partner
00:36:16I'm a dead girl walking
00:36:18no but we might as well
00:36:21if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:36:23so we didn't
00:36:29no
00:36:30because you're still alive
00:36:33trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:36:36one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:36:39you don't know that
00:36:41let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:36:45oh yeah explain that
00:36:48that's morning wood sweetheart
00:36:51don't get your hopes up
00:36:53we're not on a nickname basis
00:36:55you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:37:00is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:37:09what's wrong
00:37:17not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:37:19I am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:37:21I'm gonna go for a walk
00:37:24with my friend
00:37:27thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:37:30this will do
00:37:52so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:38:04and beat up my ex but
00:38:06not how to do laundry
00:38:07struggling much
00:38:18struggling much
00:38:21I swear I've done my best
00:38:31I don't know what your game is but
00:38:42wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:38:45pretty obvious kid
00:38:47I had no other choice
00:38:51I ran out of clothes and
00:38:53you don't know how to do laundry
00:38:55sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:38:57you just can't get away from me can you
00:39:00that's not
00:39:01no underwear
00:39:08that's bad manners angel
00:39:17what can I do
00:39:20punish
00:39:23you don't know
00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:39:47would you complain about that princess
00:39:50let's see do your worst
00:39:53let's see do your worst
00:39:55I'm sorry
00:40:10I can't let this happen
00:40:13what the heck why are you stopping
00:40:14you deserve someone better
00:40:20that's not just going to tie you up
00:40:21Harper
00:40:22but
00:40:24but what about
00:40:25there's no buts
00:40:26can't let this happen again
00:40:30hot block
00:40:41you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:40:49you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:40:56that was part of the plan
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed
00:41:01was it
00:41:02big
00:41:03so big
00:41:06look I don't want to talk about Chris Collins dick
00:41:10for a second longer
00:41:11it's bad enough that I basically fondled him like
00:41:14I'm the sex freak
00:41:15wait what do you mean
00:41:16he's a sex freak
00:41:17like
00:41:18BDSM
00:41:19the whole nine yards
00:41:20whips
00:41:21chains
00:41:22handcuffs
00:41:23my dad has the worst taste in friends
00:41:26I swear
00:41:26why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:41:29wait
00:41:30do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:41:33oh I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:41:37crap
00:41:37what if he is coming
00:41:38well then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:41:41if you want operation seduction to work
00:41:44stop messing with that
00:41:59you're going to flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:42:02you don't think it's too much Maria
00:42:05how else Jane will woo your man
00:42:07he is not my man
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me
00:42:15ew
00:42:16leave Brian
00:42:17she doesn't want to speak to you
00:42:18you still letting this loser make your decisions for you
00:42:22harps
00:42:23huh
00:42:24what do you want Brian
00:42:29just five minutes
00:42:33fine
00:42:36but harper
00:42:37are you sure
00:42:38it's okay
00:42:39maybe if I talk to him
00:42:40they'll finally leave me alone
00:42:41where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:42:59I want to get back together
00:43:08you cheated on me
00:43:11I deserve better Brian
00:43:13and it's not going to be from you
00:43:15but that was months ago
00:43:16huh
00:43:17haven't you already got your payback yet
00:43:20this isn't about payback
00:43:21I've moved on
00:43:24and you should too
00:43:25what do you mean moved on
00:43:29hmm
00:43:30are you fucking other guys
00:43:32you slut
00:43:33hmm
00:43:34no no no no no
00:43:37get off of me
00:43:37let me see them
00:43:38let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:43:40show me
00:43:41show me
00:43:42let go of me
00:43:43there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:43:46I was hoping I'd run into you
00:43:49a drink
00:43:50I don't have time for this
00:43:52you still owe me for our cancelled plans
00:43:55you know
00:43:55that's not happening
00:43:56ever
00:43:57are you fucking breaking up with me
00:44:01me
00:44:02we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:44:05get the fuck out of my way
00:44:07before I ruin you
00:44:08it's not a threat
00:44:09it's a fact
00:44:10you'll regret this Christopher
00:44:17but I'm not gonna come after you
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:44:22that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:44:24help me
00:44:29help
00:44:30why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:44:33stop it that's enough
00:44:35good girl
00:44:37you are gonna regret that you bitch
00:44:40I don't think she will actually
00:44:42that's for calling her a bitch
00:44:45and this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:44:49you just made me rip it asshole
00:44:51you okay
00:44:54take her you psychopath
00:44:58she's fucking used goods anyways
00:45:00stop it
00:45:11you're gonna kill him
00:45:13good
00:45:13he's not worth it
00:45:15let's go
00:45:16if you contact her
00:45:20if you go anywhere near her
00:45:21I'll finish the job
00:45:22I promise
00:45:24let's go
00:45:26fuck
00:45:45Chris you almost killed him
00:45:48should we call 9-1-1
00:45:51seriously Harper
00:45:53he tried to hurt you
00:45:55you still care about him
00:45:56I handled myself just fine
00:45:58and if I wasn't there to save your ass
00:45:59what would have happened
00:46:00you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:46:19so you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now
00:46:32let's see who you are
00:46:36do we have to do this
00:46:50what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:46:52doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:46:55your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:46:59so yes
00:47:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you
00:47:04I'm gonna throw up
00:47:17breathe
00:47:21you can do this
00:47:24I'm right here
00:47:52don't focus on the water
00:47:55just look at me
00:47:56it's not hard to do
00:48:03it's okay it's okay
00:48:17it's me
00:48:17I got you
00:48:18it's okay
00:48:20it's okay
00:48:21you're fine
00:48:27you're fine Harper
00:48:29just breathe
00:48:36just keep breathing
00:48:38how are you feeling
00:48:41fine
00:48:49just insanely distracted
00:48:51ready for the next step
00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready
00:49:01I'll hold your hand
00:49:04I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:49:04I thought you didn't make life
00:49:09what?
00:49:14oh my god
00:49:15oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:49:18you're talking about swimming
00:49:22what goes on in that head of yours
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:59What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:24It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:29Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:47Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:07They like him.
00:51:14They like him.
00:51:23What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease.
00:51:32I just care about you.
00:51:33So you are a grandpa.
00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:47I'm going to shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:53:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21Just all around...
00:53:24Not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well...
00:53:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please.
00:53:37Don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:54:00Choke you out.
00:54:01None of that.
00:54:02Kissing.
00:54:03Pillow talk.
00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:19You're the scape.
00:54:20Ah!
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help me!
00:54:30I can't swim!
00:54:31Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:36I can't swim!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:53Smile for T&D's pleasure.
00:54:56Please help me!
00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:09Harper!
00:55:12Harper!
00:55:24Harper!
00:55:25Harper!
00:55:26Harper!
00:55:30Harper, no, come on!
00:55:55Harper, Harper!
00:55:56I thought I was going to die.
00:56:05I thought I was going to die.
00:56:07You're okay.
00:56:07Just breathe.
00:56:08Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:20Hmm.
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalama.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:44You killed me harder.
00:56:47I'm just so rough you get, baby.
00:56:52I don't love you.
00:56:53And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has
00:57:19tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from
00:57:24Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible
00:57:31for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32You got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:36I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:44Wait, please, don't.
00:57:47I'll do anything, please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:57:50Chris, no!
00:58:04Wait!
00:58:06Wait!
00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:58:28She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51A lot of brain to her.
00:58:52Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:17She said that...
00:59:18That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:35That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:40You'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:46No.
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:03When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:15What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21No, I remember.
01:00:23No, I ver También...
01:00:39Right.
01:00:39No, I can't do it.
01:00:41No, I can't do it.
01:00:42So, remember...
01:00:44We're still here again.
01:00:45No, I don't agree.
01:00:46No, we're both gods.
01:00:47Actually, your 160 organize have fun.
01:00:48You're the six testers.
01:00:49And yeah.
01:00:49All right.
01:00:50What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:16I'm too dangerous.
01:01:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not true.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:12No.
01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:32Are we even now?
01:02:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:02:37What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:03:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:11Promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:28And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:48Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:55Okay.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:21I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:47Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:00Harper.
01:05:02Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:16How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:24Harper.
01:05:25Harper.
01:05:25I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:38Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:46Did you do this?
01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14I can explain.
01:06:18Harper.
01:06:19Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete choke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:42What?
01:06:49Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:07:00It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:19How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no, you really don't.
01:07:23Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:32Wait, $1,800?
01:07:34You can study at this school or not.
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:52Here's two mil.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:07:56Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God.
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:19My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:37You can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:47I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12No stresses, though.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:16What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right.
01:09:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:39the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you
01:09:48grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on
01:09:55camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reese chris that was 18 grand
01:10:04that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:11what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um i mean i
01:10:26i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:10:32show you how much i want you
01:10:35a blindfold
01:10:50i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:10:54bad things
01:10:59but only if you want me to
01:11:03i do
01:11:06why'd we stop i've been waiting so long for this
01:11:22i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:11:28and i'll wait for you
01:11:34wear that for me tonight
01:11:37harper harper
01:11:46hello earth to harper you need to look at this
01:11:50can it wait maria i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:11:56no no that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:59harper look
01:12:00you got the fuck i swear
01:12:04the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:12:06harper he's dangerous
01:12:08you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:12:11i need to talk to him
01:12:13okay
01:12:13harper
01:12:14taxi for harper
01:12:25who are you
01:12:28hey let go of me stop it
01:12:31please
01:12:32please let me go
01:12:42if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:12:46harper harper harper
01:12:51harper
01:12:52ryan
01:12:54why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:13:00you psycho
01:13:01he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:13:03he humiliated me
01:13:07but luckily for me
01:13:09your little boyfriend
01:13:10what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies
01:13:14ain't that right fellas
01:13:15once he arrives
01:13:18to save his little princess
01:13:20well
01:13:23we don't need to get into more details do we
01:13:25no
01:13:25no
01:13:26you can just watch
01:13:28no no no no
01:13:31no no
01:13:33a trap
01:13:51what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:12i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter
01:14:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:14:21you should probably know where she is first
01:14:24hey crap i can explain
01:14:30you're gonna explain
01:14:32but first
01:14:34you know my daughter better than i do
01:14:38is that text a prank
01:14:40harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:43should we have some fun with you after we kill leather grant
01:14:50should we make him watch
01:14:54oh
01:14:58looks like he's here
01:15:01are you ready
01:15:02to see
01:15:04your boyfriend
01:15:05die harper
01:15:06huh
01:15:07get ready boys
01:15:09i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris
01:15:32when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33what's the matter tough guy
01:15:52what
01:15:53can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:55let me go
01:16:02i already told you
01:16:05you should have listened to me then
01:16:07i'm gonna kill you
01:16:11you goddamn bitch
01:16:12are you okay
01:16:31did he hurt you
01:16:33i put you in danger
01:16:37you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you harper
01:16:42i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone
01:16:51like to tell me
01:16:53what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell
01:17:00it's okay
01:17:01i'll handle it
01:17:03i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:17:07i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:17:09no dad
01:17:10look
01:17:11i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:15but
01:17:15deep down
01:17:17i know that
01:17:18you just want me to be safe
01:17:22chris makes me feel safe
01:17:27please don't be mad
01:17:30you're wrong about that
01:17:32it's not deep down
01:17:36it is the most important thing to me
01:17:39your happiness
01:17:39if that means being with chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or i will make him regret it
01:17:50i believe you
01:17:52you
01:17:54keep her safe
01:17:56with my goddamn life
01:18:00you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:19yes
01:18:31daddy
01:18:32say it
01:18:35yes daddy
01:18:38i want you to beg for it
01:18:45i want you
01:18:49to fuck me
01:18:51stop teasing
01:19:03i want you now
01:19:05daddy
01:19:12say it
01:19:13or i'll punish you
01:19:15or i'll punish you
01:19:23don't stop daddy
01:19:29don't stop daddy
01:19:29don't stop daddy
01:19:43Are you sure about that?
01:20:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:20:13You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:43From your heart, it's too late to get back from yesterday.
01:20:53And my heart is broken.
01:20:58As I started, let's stop it.
01:21:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:07You're different.
01:21:25Ready for round five?
01:21:29Stop it. I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46Stop it!
01:21:47I told you I was busy.
01:21:52This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00I...
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:19No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:33Just get on with it.
01:22:35What I do for a living.
01:22:38The not so legal part.
01:22:41It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:47And for me to be...
01:22:49Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah.
01:22:52But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:58You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:00And I want to be around you.
01:23:03Forever.
01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:16I'm moving you in there.
01:23:21As a graduation present.
01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:31Only if you want to.
01:23:35Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:41What's wrong?
01:23:42Is it tacky?
01:23:43I liked it. I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:55Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
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