How To Tame A Silver Fox - Full Movie

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you

00:00:06You better listen to everything I say

00:00:08That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins

00:00:10He was sent here to

00:00:11Keep me safe

00:00:15What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:00:21Harper, that is so nasty

00:00:24I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper

00:00:30Maybe I'm into that

00:00:31I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know what's not cute?

00:00:37Be jealous

00:00:42It's in it, you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me?

00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know I'm dangerous

00:00:52I'll be sure of mine

00:00:54Do your worst, Daddy

00:01:08Ho ho, looking good, girl

00:01:21Just another creep, just my luck

00:01:24Please pick up

00:01:31Hi, Dad, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me

00:01:35Sure thing, hon

00:01:39Mr. Reed

00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:45Wait, me?

00:01:46Who?

00:01:50Drugging girls in my club?

00:01:53You must have a death wish

00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:09You have the worst timing

00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?

00:02:13I'm cashing it in

00:02:15I'm cashing it in

00:02:17Now

00:02:24What are you doing?

00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:34It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You get away from me, creep

00:02:37Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:02:43Stop

00:02:44Let's see what else he can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:57Mr. Collins?

00:02:58That's in his

00:03:00best friend?

00:03:00You're shivering

00:03:19Come on, kiddo

00:03:19Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go

00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like

00:03:41five Christmases

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:53Your arm is

00:03:58wet

00:03:58From the rain

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:04There's no rain up there

00:04:25There's no rain up there

00:04:27Rain, sorry

00:04:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or

00:04:40beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:49Come to think of it

00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts

00:04:54I don't do small talk

00:04:58Okay then

00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop

00:05:05I need to pick something

00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol

00:05:08I am 22 years old

00:05:10Exactly

00:05:11Kiddo

00:05:11Shut up

00:05:12You're not that much older than me

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later

00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year

00:05:22And nobody

00:05:25If I take you

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes

00:05:29I'll be quick

00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that

00:05:53It's not safe

00:05:53Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did

00:06:01You freaking creep

00:06:04Give me a jacket or something

00:06:23When you're done checking me out

00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes

00:06:38I was not checking you out

00:06:39That was a yawn

00:06:41Sure it was kiddo

00:06:42It's past your bedtime

00:06:47Stop calling me kid

00:06:53You might actually make friends tonight, Harper

00:07:11This is a small kickback

00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there

00:07:17Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well

00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit

00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks

00:07:24But he doesn't live here

00:07:26And neither do you

00:07:27Yeah about that

00:07:29I live here now

00:07:29He put me in charge

00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out

00:07:33Wait Chris no please

00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends

00:07:48You can't buy your friends kid

00:07:50I don't have another choice

00:07:52I've barely met anyone since I transferred here

00:07:56And this is my last year of college

00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone

00:08:03Fine

00:08:04Have your kickback

00:08:06Or not

00:08:07Either way I have to stay here until your dad gets back

00:08:11I don't need you to look after me

00:08:13Who is that?

00:08:18Who is that?

00:08:20No

00:08:25I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:29It's not a big deal

00:08:30I can explain

00:08:31This is your ex Brian

00:08:33Your dad was talking about him

00:08:34This sick fuck

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here

00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards

00:08:46Your choice

00:08:54You are not living here

00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter

00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby

00:09:06You better not show your face in there

00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends

00:09:18God damn it

00:09:20Promise to mark

00:09:30Whoa

00:09:31Who's this

00:09:32Puff grandpa?

00:09:34Grandpa?

00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate

00:09:44Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life

00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad

00:09:54And rich dad means

00:09:56Fancy alcohol

00:10:00Oh

00:10:03Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and

00:10:05And, and Becca too

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party

00:10:10Duh

00:10:11I didn't miss it

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you

00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves

00:10:23Thanks, Heather

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper

00:10:27Enjoy the party

00:10:30I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper

00:10:38Where's Harper?

00:10:40Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper

00:10:45Hang out with me

00:10:46I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:55I don't like talking

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, daddy

00:10:58Christina and I

00:11:00We're into group activities

00:11:02Talk or

00:11:03No talk

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us

00:11:08For that nobody Harper

00:11:11Sorry, ladies

00:11:12I don't like my women

00:11:14Desperate

00:11:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again

00:11:20And I'll make you regret it

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us

00:11:32Oh Harper, hey

00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and

00:11:50Ew

00:11:51Yeah, of course you can

00:11:53You're like

00:11:55Your school royalty

00:11:57Thanks

00:11:58You know

00:11:59I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier

00:12:03We're friends?

00:12:05Of course

00:12:08I have to pee

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course

00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room

00:12:20What dirt can I find?

00:12:33Oh, this is gold

00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch

00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down

00:12:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy

00:13:05The hell?

00:13:25Attention everybody

00:13:27Hello

00:13:29You all seem a little bored

00:13:31So why don't I spice things up by reading

00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary

00:13:42Let's see

00:13:45Dear diary

00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me

00:13:52Oh Harper

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:13:56Dad's friend Chris

00:14:09Is like a dilf

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck

00:14:14And honestly

00:14:16If he weren't my dad's best friend

00:14:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true

00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something

00:14:33There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on

00:14:36Let's go

00:14:41Let's go

00:14:42Let's go

00:14:49Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:15:02Fuck this

00:15:06Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of them

00:15:41Come to her party

00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life

00:15:46It was a joke

00:15:47It was a joke

00:15:48Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life

00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch

00:15:55What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:10You're too old to be this petty

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections

00:16:20If you mess with her again

00:16:25Fuck you up

00:16:26But we're literally just girls

00:16:28I don't give a fuck

00:16:30Everyone out

00:16:31The fuck out

00:16:39What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:44She hurt you

00:17:01Chris, I'm fine

00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine

00:17:05You're crying

00:17:14Why are you crying?

00:17:15I won't understand

00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid

00:17:19They just tried to hurt you

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me

00:17:24Stupid

00:17:25I know they're not my friends

00:17:26But that was Christina Fox

00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of

00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here

00:17:29And she's the queen of ours

00:17:31I said stop

00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school

00:17:39We'll find you another school

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students

00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business

00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid

00:17:53I told you

00:17:56To stop calling me that

00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like water

00:18:04Oh yeah?

00:18:07If I'm such a kid

00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:17Sorry, kid

00:18:18That's my gun

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on

00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow

00:18:28Please tell me you're gone

00:18:46There better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear

00:18:50I don't care what my dad says

00:18:52What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:20No

00:19:22No no no no no no it cannot be happening, he's gonna be back in every second

00:19:36You know if you weren't played you could have just asked

00:19:41I don't wanna, I don't wanna play

00:19:43What do you even do with these you perv?

00:19:45Oh I'm the perv

00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here

00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.

00:19:59Uncuff me.

00:20:03What are your manners?

00:20:06Say please.

00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:20:15Give me the key.

00:20:22What the?

00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:35Rule number one.

00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.

00:20:51I can take care of myself.

00:20:53Rule number two.

00:20:55No talking back.

00:20:57I am the last guy.

00:20:59You want to piss off?

00:21:06Rule number three.

00:21:09Don't start any games.

00:21:12You're not ready to play.

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:30Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.

00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:50What does that mean?

00:21:55We have curfew.

00:21:56How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark.

00:22:38Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:42You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:51Give me some time.

00:23:00Just don't want to try.

00:23:02Open my heart.

00:23:06Do you say?

00:23:08Is it the one?

00:23:10Open my heart.

00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble

00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:23:42Oh, excuse me.

00:23:47We're filming.

00:23:48Filming?

00:23:49Filming what?

00:23:50Some real hot stuff.

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.

00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reels.

00:23:57It says her location is here.

00:23:59So step aside before I make you.

00:24:02Mm, nope.

00:24:03Harper is my best friend,

00:24:04and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...

00:24:07Hey, wait!

00:24:08Wait!

00:24:09Wait!

00:24:12He looks so sexy.

00:24:18Keep going.

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:27You shouldn't be here.

00:24:29You shouldn't be here.

00:24:31I tried to stop him.

00:24:34Hey!

00:24:36No, Harper.

00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project.

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:24:44Class my ass.

00:24:45Is that what you want to do?

00:24:46You told her to get her here?

00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:24:49Chris, stop!

00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.

00:24:51Then the camera's next.

00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:53Not the camera.

00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.

00:24:55You should have thought about that

00:24:56before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:24:59That is enough!

00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.

00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:25:20No one's going to see these.

00:25:22Deleting them.

00:25:23What?

00:25:23That is art!

00:25:26Give him this camera back

00:25:27or I swear to God,

00:25:28I'll go out there

00:25:28and I'll give one of those creeps

00:25:30a lap dance.

00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?

00:25:39Your choice.

00:25:39Camera it is.

00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:25:49You asshole!

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper

00:25:52to do something like this again,

00:25:53I will jam that camera

00:25:55so far down your throat.

00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?

00:26:07We're leaving.

00:26:08Now.

00:26:09So first you stalk me

00:26:17and then you humiliate me

00:26:19in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate

00:26:24and ruined our project!

00:26:26You need me around

00:26:27for your safety

00:26:28because clearly

00:26:28you can't do it on your own.

00:26:31You should have seen

00:26:31the way those guys

00:26:32were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:36My classmate?

00:26:37It sounds like

00:26:38someone's a little jealous.

00:26:39Jealous?

00:26:44Jealous?

00:26:50You're cute, Harper.

00:26:51I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those

00:26:53things you do?

00:26:55They're cute too.

00:26:57You know what's not cute?

00:26:59me jealous.

00:27:01Now you were right.

00:27:03I'm in some shady business

00:27:04and I don't give two shits

00:27:05about what your little friends

00:27:06think about me.

00:27:08You better not test me

00:27:09or I'll break you.

00:27:11in more than one way, Harper.

00:27:20Well guess what?

00:27:22You just called me Harper

00:27:23instead of kid.

00:27:27Just admit

00:27:28Do you want me?

00:27:30Do you want me?

00:27:35What the hell

00:27:36is happening to me?

00:27:38There's no way

00:27:39I'm turned on

00:27:40by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:44You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:47But I'm gonna make you

00:27:49crazy for me.

00:27:51Let's see if dad

00:27:52keeps you around now.

00:27:54So

00:27:55are you gonna tell me

00:27:58who that possessive

00:27:58psycho hottie is?

00:28:00No.

00:28:01Are you sleeping

00:28:03with a professor?

00:28:04Oh my god, Maria.

00:28:05No, ew.

00:28:07That's my dad's

00:28:08best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here

00:28:10to keep me safe.

00:28:12And he secretly

00:28:13wants to fuck you.

00:28:16I don't know

00:28:16but I do know

00:28:17that that's the only way

00:28:18my dad will agree

00:28:19to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want

00:28:23to seduce

00:28:24your dad's best friend?

00:28:27Think about it.

00:28:31We need to get

00:28:32my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:33The only way to do that

00:28:34is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:37Hmm.

00:28:38You should have seen

00:28:39the way he barged

00:28:40into that club

00:28:40looking for you.

00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student

00:28:46who works at

00:28:47Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a

00:28:48tech genius,

00:28:50billionaire,

00:28:51hobbyist,

00:28:52MMA fighter.

00:28:52Not jealous of you,

00:28:54dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like

00:28:57he wanted to kill Aaron

00:28:58over you

00:28:58dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do

00:29:01is somehow make Chris

00:29:03more jealous

00:29:04until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then

00:29:06he has to admit

00:29:07he's got the hots

00:29:08for his best friend's

00:29:09daughter.

00:29:10And when your dad

00:29:11sees that,

00:29:12he'll be on a plane

00:29:13to buttfuck

00:29:14nowhere in no time.

00:29:17Here's to

00:29:17Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins,

00:29:20you better watch out

00:29:21because I get what I want.

00:29:24Mm-hmm.

00:29:24Sexy outfit.

00:29:36Check.

00:29:38Popcorn.

00:29:39Check.

00:29:39The notebook.

00:29:40The only movie

00:29:41that can make a guy cry.

00:29:43Check.

00:29:43What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me

00:29:57the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper,

00:30:01you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:04I mean,

00:30:04I

00:30:05brought snacks

00:30:07as a peace offering.

00:30:09But

00:30:10if you're busy,

00:30:11I can come back later.

00:30:12Come on,

00:30:13wait, wait, wait.

00:30:16I have a day,

00:30:17but that's not important.

00:30:18Your pulse

00:30:18is racing.

00:30:20What's going on?

00:30:22Uh.

00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend

00:30:25giving you trouble?

00:30:26Uh,

00:30:26no, I just

00:30:28I came to ask

00:30:30if you wanted

00:30:31to watch a movie,

00:30:33but it's

00:30:34hard.

00:30:42Well,

00:30:46are we

00:30:46watching a movie

00:30:47or not?

00:30:54What about

00:30:54your date?

00:31:04Jane.

00:31:05Please, Jane.

00:31:06Jane.

00:31:07Jane.

00:31:08Jane.

00:31:08How are you not crying?

00:31:16This is like

00:31:17the saddest movie ever.

00:31:19Because it's not real.

00:31:21This is ridiculous.

00:31:23No one would ever

00:31:24leave a perfect husband

00:31:25like that

00:31:26for someone like this.

00:31:27It's true love.

00:31:30There's no such thing

00:31:31as true love.

00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown

00:31:34knows that,

00:31:34kiddo.

00:31:36Or

00:31:36maybe

00:31:39you're just

00:31:42a soulless

00:31:43AI bot

00:31:44and there are

00:31:46batteries in your back.

00:31:54What exactly

00:31:55do you think

00:31:56you're doing

00:31:56touching me like that?

00:32:00What exactly

00:32:01do you think

00:32:02you're doing

00:32:02touching me like that?

00:32:04No, come on.

00:32:07Just admit

00:32:07that you enjoyed it.

00:32:08Shh.

00:32:14Don't

00:32:15mess with me, Harper.

00:32:16I'm not a toy.

00:32:17I'll ruin you.

00:32:18Well,

00:32:18I'm not just something

00:32:19that can be ruined.

00:32:21As hard as you

00:32:22try to convince yourself,

00:32:23I'm not a little girl

00:32:24anymore.

00:32:28Not a lie.

00:32:30You are

00:32:30a beautiful woman.

00:32:32And I'm too much

00:32:33for you, kid.

00:32:34You can't

00:32:35handle me.

00:32:37Try me.

00:32:42I don't do that

00:32:43lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:45I don't kiss

00:32:46and I don't

00:32:47make love, Harper.

00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:52No.

00:32:53I don't think

00:32:54you are.

00:32:58What did you

00:32:58get yourself

00:32:59into, Harper?

00:33:00not anymore.

00:33:01Not anymore.

00:33:02And even when

00:33:03the world's fault,

00:33:03I never loved you.

00:33:11Just

00:33:11shut up and watch

00:33:14the movie.

00:33:15I'm sorry.

00:33:16I love you.

00:33:18This was the last thing

00:33:19I could do for you.

00:33:20You're supposed to

00:33:29seduce him, Harper.

00:33:31Not be seduced

00:33:32by him.

00:33:35I told you not

00:33:36to call me

00:33:36on my personal phone.

00:33:38I told you not

00:33:40to call me

00:33:40on my personal phone.

00:33:41You're late,

00:33:43big daddy.

00:33:45But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:50You want to come in

00:33:50and fuck your

00:33:51frustration now?

00:33:52Not tonight.

00:33:54I'm busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:57Maybe for me

00:33:58you're not.

00:34:00When the hell

00:34:01could you possibly be?

00:34:03Are you with

00:34:04another woman?

00:34:05Woman?

00:34:06No.

00:34:09Not a woman.

00:34:11Do you know

00:34:12how many guys

00:34:13would kill

00:34:14to be with me

00:34:14right now?

00:34:22Not this guy.

00:34:24Lose my number.

00:34:33Whoever this girl is,

00:34:35your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake

00:34:37on Milana Kaufman.

00:34:41She's going to be

00:34:58the death of me.

00:34:59Kid,

00:35:00because I'm coming

00:35:03for you,

00:35:04Chris Collins.

00:35:05to stay.

00:35:19Damn it,

00:35:20Dwarfer.

00:35:20I don't know.

00:35:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:36:15His business partner.

00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.

00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:36:27So, so we didn't?

00:36:30No.

00:36:32Because you're still alive.

00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:36:40You don't know that.

00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:36:46Oh yeah?

00:36:47Explain that.

00:36:49That's morning wood, sweetheart.

00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.

00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.

00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:37:16What's wrong?

00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.

00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.

00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.

00:37:26With my friend.

00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.

00:37:30Bye.

00:37:49Well, this will do.

00:38:02So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:18Struggling much?

00:38:19I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:47I had no other choice.

00:38:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:07No underwear?

00:39:08That's a bad manners, Angel.

00:39:19What can I do?

00:39:23Punish you.

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:29You don't know me?

00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:50It's you do your worst.

00:39:53It's you do your worst.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:40:11I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck?

00:40:13Why are you stopping?

00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:23But...

00:40:24But what about...

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:28I can't let this happen again.

00:40:30You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:57That was part of the plan!

00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it...

00:41:03Big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?

00:41:16He's a sex freak?

00:41:18Like...

00:41:19BDSM?

00:41:20The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?

00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:44Stop messing with that.

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else do you want to woo your man?

00:42:08He is not my man.

00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.

00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?

00:42:22Harps?

00:42:24Huh?

00:42:27What do you want, Brian?

00:42:32Just five minutes.

00:42:36Fine.

00:42:36Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay.

00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:58Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.

00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:29Hmm?

00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:33You slut!

00:43:34Hmm?

00:43:34Get off of me!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:38Let me see them.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me.

00:43:41Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:51I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening.

00:43:57Ever.

00:43:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:01Me?

00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat.

00:44:10It's a fact.

00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.

00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:24Help me!

00:44:29Help!

00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:35Oh.

00:44:36Good girl.

00:44:37Oh.

00:44:38Oh.

00:44:39You are gonna regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:47And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:53You okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopaths.

00:44:59She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:00Stop it!

00:45:12You're gonna kill him.

00:45:13Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:30The fuck.

00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:56I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:36Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.

00:47:04I'm going to throw up.

00:47:20Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:24I'm right here.

00:47:52Don't focus on the water.

00:47:55Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:03It's okay.

00:48:17It's okay.

00:48:17I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:26You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:29Just breathe.

00:48:37Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:48Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:51Ready for the next step?

00:48:59I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:08I thought you didn't make things.

00:49:11What?

00:49:12Oh, my God.

00:49:16Oh, my God.

00:49:17You're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:33I want you to get used to be underwater.

00:49:37All right.

00:49:38I'm in that head.

00:49:40You're talking about swimming.

00:49:42I'm a few people.

00:49:43I'm at my house.

00:49:48I'm on the other side.

00:49:49I'm in that head.

00:49:52I'm out of my house.

00:49:53What's up?

00:49:53What?

00:49:54What?

00:49:55What?

00:49:55What's up?

00:49:56What's up?

00:49:57What?

00:49:58What?

00:49:59What?

00:49:59What happened?

00:50:04What happened?

00:50:04You blacked out.

00:50:06You're okay.

00:50:08You're okay.

00:50:09Sorry.

00:50:10Sorry.

00:50:12You're right.

00:50:14You did amazing.

00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.

00:50:19I can't do this.

00:50:23It's okay.

00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.

00:50:27Just kiss me.

00:50:29Your dad won't like this.

00:50:33Don't think about him.

00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:50:46Just say you don't want me.

00:50:47Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:02I want you.

00:51:04I told you not to mess with me.

00:51:06You're going to get hurt.

00:51:07Do they like me?

00:51:13Do they like me?

00:51:13What the hell?

00:51:24What are you doing?

00:51:25We need to talk about this first.

00:51:27Inside.

00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.

00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:51:31I'm not a tease.

00:51:32I just care about you.

00:51:34So you are a grandpa?

00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.

00:51:38Come on.

00:51:42Let's go inside.

00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:51:50I'm going to shower.

00:51:51Harper, what are you doing?

00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:52:15Running a daycare.

00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:21Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.

00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:52:55You've been tracking him?

00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59The same kind he is.

00:53:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:15I'm surprised.

00:53:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:53:21Just all around not intense enough for him.

00:53:27Not intense enough?

00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:53:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:53:39I mean, look at you.

00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.

00:53:47Don't call me that.

00:53:48You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?

00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.

00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:54:00Choke you out.

00:54:01None of that kissing.

00:54:03Pillow talk.

00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind

00:54:08because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:54:15He actually lives here with me.

00:54:19You're the scape.

00:54:20Ah!

00:54:28Help!

00:54:29Help me!

00:54:30I can't swim!

00:54:31Help!

00:54:35Help!

00:54:36I can't swim!

00:54:49Harper!

00:54:50Harper!

00:54:51Help!

00:54:53Smile for T&D's pleasure.

00:54:56Please help me!

00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:10Harper!

00:55:31Harper! No! Come on!

00:55:55Harper! Harper!

00:55:56You're safe. I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.

00:56:06You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe. You're safe now. Just breathe.

00:56:12Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.

00:56:18Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck Espelada.

00:56:24She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:36She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:42You killed me harder. I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:56:52I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:12What are you doing?

00:57:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:57:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.

00:57:24You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32Do you got that?

00:57:34Are you threatening me?

00:57:36No. I'm telling you.

00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:43Get out of here.

00:57:44Wait. Please. Don't. I'll do anything. Please.

00:57:48What are you doing?

00:57:50Chris, no!

00:58:04Wait! Wait!

00:58:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.

00:58:29She will not bother you again. I swear.

00:58:34Don't worry about it.

00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:58:45I never dated her. We weren't a thing.

00:58:49Not a brand of her.

00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:06She said that...

00:59:11That I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:17She said that...

00:59:19That I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:24Satisfy you.

00:59:28In bed.

00:59:29That I was too much of a kid and that...

00:59:34You'd never be into me.

00:59:36Is that true?

00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you.

00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.

01:00:03When I was in that pool, I...

01:00:06I really thought I was gonna die.

01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

01:00:14What did you regret?

01:00:15What did you regret?

01:00:16Not doing this sooner.

01:00:20Not doing this sooner.

01:00:21Sooner.

01:00:51What the hell am I doing?

01:00:54Why don't you stop again?

01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:01:16I'm too dangerous.

01:01:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:33It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:42It's not true.

01:01:43Don't!

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:47I'm just trying to protect you.

01:02:03Morning.

01:02:06Bagel?

01:02:06I'm not hungry.

01:02:11You need to eat.

01:02:17No.

01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:32Are we even now?

01:02:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:56Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:03:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:11Promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:26Nope.

01:03:28And he's never going to.

01:03:29Huh?

01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:36Oh, hey.

01:03:38Hey.

01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:47Stop moping.

01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:51Okay?

01:03:52Okay.

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:55Hey.

01:03:56Hey.

01:03:57Hey.

01:03:58Hey.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:00Hey.

01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:21I think I hear them coming.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46One last touch.

01:04:51Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:05:07Huh?

01:05:08No, no, no, no.

01:05:12My final project.

01:05:14How am I going to graduate?

01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:18Harper.

01:05:24Harper, I'm kind of confused.

01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:37Shh.

01:05:38Don't say that.

01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:05:45Did you do this?

01:05:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

01:05:58You're not going to get away with this.

01:06:00Guess what?

01:06:01You have no proof.

01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.

01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:06:11Harper.

01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.

01:06:14Professor, I can explain.

01:06:15Harper, is this your work?

01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:06:26We have to fail Harper.

01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.

01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

01:06:35In fact, a guest just bought this piece.

01:06:39Wait, what?

01:06:40Who would buy this crap?

01:06:42I will.

01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:57I will.

01:07:00It's you.

01:07:01You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.

01:07:08Don't you know who this is?

01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:07:14There's no way.

01:07:15That's okay, Professor.

01:07:16Not everyone has taste.

01:07:21How much for this painting?

01:07:22Oh, no, you really don't.

01:07:23Our starting price is $18.

01:07:29Done.

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:34Do you even study at this school or not?

01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting

01:07:38for less than $18,000.

01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling,

01:07:43whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa

01:07:46just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:52Here's two mil.

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies,

01:07:56whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:08:20My father still runs this university.

01:08:23Money runs this university.

01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor,

01:08:28who will be ecstatic to see this check

01:08:31for disciplinary action.

01:08:32You're going to get us expelled, Professor.

01:08:36You can't.

01:08:37Please.

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:08:41No, wait, Professor.

01:08:42No, not so fast.

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:08:47Oh, no, oh!

01:08:50I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.

01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter,

01:09:06jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:09:12There's stresses, though.

01:09:14Wait, what?

01:09:15Huh?

01:09:16I...

01:09:16You're going to fucking pay for this.

01:09:20What was it that you two said?

01:09:36Oh, right.

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.

01:09:39The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:09:45You're being suspended.

01:09:47Let's go.

01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?

01:09:49They're the ones who did this.

01:09:50Arrest them!

01:09:51Let's go!

01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:09:55I'll see you later.

01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:10:05That's $18,000.

01:10:07Seriously?

01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:10:15What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:22He, um, I mean, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.

01:10:35Dying fold?

01:10:38I want you, Harper.

01:10:40I want to do things to you.

01:10:43Bad things, but only if you want me to.

01:10:48A blindfold?

01:10:51I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.

01:10:58Bad things.

01:11:01But only if you want me to.

01:11:05I do.

01:11:18Why we stop?

01:11:20I've been waiting so long for this.

01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:11:25Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:11:32And I'll wait for you.

01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.

01:11:43Harper! Harper!

01:11:45Hello! Earth to Harper!

01:11:48You need to look at this!

01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?

01:11:51I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:11:56No! No!

01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!

01:11:59Harper, look!

01:12:01You got the phone!

01:12:02I swear!

01:12:04The guns and the money, it's not just for show?

01:12:06Harper, he's dangerous.

01:12:08You need to move out now!

01:12:09You can't keep living with him!

01:12:11I need to talk to him, okay?

01:12:13Harper!

01:12:15Taxi?

01:12:16For Harper?

01:12:17Who are you?

01:12:18Hey!

01:12:19Let go of me!

01:12:20Stop it!

01:12:21Please!

01:12:22Please!

01:12:23Please!

01:12:24Please!

01:12:25Please let me go!

01:12:26If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!

01:12:29Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper!

01:12:31Harper!

01:12:32I'll give you however much you want!

01:12:33Harper!

01:12:34Harper, Harper, Harper!

01:12:36Harper!

01:12:37Harper!

01:12:38Hmm.

01:12:39Ryan?

01:12:40Why are you doing this?

01:12:41We broke up!

01:12:42Oh, if it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:53Ryan, why are you doing this?

01:12:56We broke up.

01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:13:00You psycho!

01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:13:06He humiliated me.

01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.

01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?

01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:13:25No.

01:13:26No.

01:13:27You can just watch.

01:13:29No.

01:13:30No, no, no.

01:13:32No, no!

01:13:42A trap?

01:13:52What the hell?

01:13:53Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:12I hope you don't mind.

01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:29Hey, crap.

01:14:29I can explain.

01:14:30You're gonna explain.

01:14:31But first, you know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:42Harper's in trouble.

01:14:42We need to go.

01:14:43Okay.

01:14:46Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?

01:14:51Hmm?

01:14:52Should we make him watch?

01:14:54Hmm?

01:14:55Looks like he's here.

01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:15:06Huh?

01:15:07Mm-hmm.

01:15:08Get ready, boys.

01:15:09I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:39What's the matter, tough guy?

01:15:53What?

01:15:53Can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:16:01Let me go!

01:16:02I-I-I'll leave all the-

01:16:04I already told you once.

01:16:05You should have listened to me then.

01:16:09I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn dick.

01:16:13Ah!

01:16:19Call in all minutes.

01:16:218211-675-825.

01:16:22Are you okay?

01:16:32Did he hurt you?

01:16:34Chris, I put you in danger.

01:16:37You should run far away from me and my package.

01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?

01:16:58Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?

01:17:00It's okay.

01:17:01I'll handle it.

01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:17:07I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!

01:17:09No, Dad!

01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:17:15But?

01:17:16Deep down, I know that...

01:17:19You just want me to be safe.

01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.

01:17:28Please don't be mad.

01:17:29You're wrong about that.

01:17:34It's not deep down.

01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:17:42If that means being with Chris,

01:17:45then he better not screw this up.

01:17:47Or I will make him regret it.

01:17:51I believe you.

01:17:53You keep her safe.

01:17:58With my goddamn life.

01:17:59Do you remember my instructions?

01:18:18Yes.

01:18:19Yes.

01:18:19Yes, Daddy.

01:18:34Say it.

01:18:37Yes, Daddy.

01:18:43I want you to beg for it.

01:18:44I want you to fuck me now.

01:19:01Stop teasing.

01:19:04I want you now.

01:19:11Daddy.

01:19:13Say it.

01:19:13Or I'll punish you.

01:19:28Don't stop, Daddy.

01:19:29Are you sure about that?

01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:07You can either uncuff me...

01:20:10Or fuck me.

01:20:12You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:31Or it sure am I.

01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.

01:20:36As I started, let's stop it.

01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:12Ready for round five?

01:21:30Stop it.

01:21:31I'm sore.

01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:36What if I don't?

01:21:37What was that?

01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:21:46Stop it.

01:21:46I'll just come in.

01:21:47Come in, Carole.

01:21:48I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will.

01:22:00Can you get out?

01:22:15I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:20No, please keep them covered.

01:22:23I want to give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:34Just get on with it.

01:22:36What I do for a living is the not-so-legal part.

01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:48And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:51Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I want to be around you.

01:23:04Forever.

01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:19I'm moving you in there.

01:23:22As a graduation present.

01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:33Only if you want to.

01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:44It's a tacky?

01:23:44I liked it.

01:23:47I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.

01:23:56Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:24:00Deal.

01:24:01Deal.

01:24:02Deal.

01:24:03Deal.

01:24:04Deal.

01:24:05Deal.

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