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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say
00:00:08That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:10He was sent here to
00:00:11Keep me safe
00:00:15What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:22Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:24I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute?
00:00:37Be jealous
00:00:37If it is, you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:52I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst, daddy
00:00:55I don't mind the pain
00:01:01And I'd like to...
00:01:03Oh-ho, looking good, girl
00:01:10Just another creep
00:01:22It's just my luck
00:01:23Please pick a hook
00:01:28Hi, dad, um
00:01:32I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing, hon
00:01:39Mr. Lee
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44What?
00:01:45Who?
00:01:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:51You must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:02:02Shut up
00:02:08You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:15Now
00:02:16What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:30It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:36You get away from me, creep
00:02:37Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't ya?
00:02:40Yeah
00:02:41Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:46What the hell?
00:02:49What the hell?
00:02:50Mr. Collins?
00:02:54That's in his best friend?
00:03:07You're shivering
00:03:18Come on, kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:03:41Five Christmases?
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:52Um...
00:03:54Your arm is...
00:03:58Wet
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:25There's no rain up there
00:04:28Right, sorry
00:04:30So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:04:40Feeding up sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually...
00:04:52Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:54And I...
00:04:55I don't do small talk
00:04:59Okay then
00:05:04Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:09I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:12Shut up
00:05:13Shut up!
00:05:14You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:25If I take you...
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Shut up
00:05:29Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You...
00:06:02Freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:08You...
00:06:34When you're done checking me out
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:46Stop calling me kid.
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:05I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:11This is a small kickback.
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:07:24but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:07:56and this is my last year of college,
00:07:58and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:13Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:18God damn it.
00:09:20Promise to mark.
00:09:21Who's this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run, Greek wife.
00:09:48I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi.
00:10:04Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh.
00:10:11I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:16Oh, well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:55I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:09Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:32Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:32Oh, Harper!
00:11:43Hey!
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can. You're like your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're friends?
00:12:05Of course. I have to pee. Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course. I was just moving right outside my own room.
00:12:22What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold.
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:44Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:52I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:18The hell?
00:13:22Attention, everybody. Hello.
00:13:29You all seem a little bored.
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:13:42Let's see.
00:13:43Hey, dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:52Oh, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:13:56Dad's friend Chris is like a DILF.
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty.
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true.
00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:36Let's fuck right down.
00:14:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:15:01Fuck this.
00:15:03Fuck this.
00:15:03Fuck this.
00:15:05Fuck this.
00:15:06Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:39Come to her party.
00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke.
00:15:47It was a joke.
00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Chris, that's enough.
00:15:59Let her go.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:04One last thing.
00:16:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.
00:16:13You're damn right, I'm petty.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight here.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:20If you mess with her again...
00:16:21Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls.
00:16:28I don't give a fuck.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31The fuck out.
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you.
00:17:56Just stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid,
00:18:09what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:29You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:57Oh!
00:19:00God.
00:19:07What?
00:19:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in a second.
00:19:27You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to...
00:19:42I don't want to play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:16Give me the key.
00:20:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:15So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:56How's my daughter?
00:22:19Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51Give me some time.
00:23:00Stay with my driver.
00:23:02Look at my head.
00:23:06What do you say?
00:23:08This is the one.
00:23:10Look at my head.
00:23:12You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:01Nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:06Hey, wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:27You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you want to...
00:24:46You told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:53Not the camera.
00:24:54Cost a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that
00:24:56before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art!
00:25:26Give him this camera back
00:25:27or I swear to God,
00:25:28I'll go out there
00:25:28and I'll give one of those creeps
00:25:30a lap dance.
00:25:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:38Your choice.
00:25:43Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper
00:25:52to do something like this again,
00:25:53I will jam that camera
00:25:55so far down your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:25:59What the fuck
00:26:01is your problem?
00:26:06We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:16So first you stalk me
00:26:17and then you humiliate me
00:26:19in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate
00:26:24and ruined our project!
00:26:25You need me around
00:26:27for your safety
00:26:28because clearly
00:26:28you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen
00:26:31the way those guys
00:26:32were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like
00:26:38someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:45You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those
00:26:53things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:58You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business
00:27:04and I don't give two shits
00:27:05about what your little friends
00:27:06think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me
00:27:09or I'll break you.
00:27:11in more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper
00:27:23instead of kid.
00:27:27Just admit
00:27:27that you want me.
00:27:35What the hell
00:27:36is happening to me?
00:27:37There's no way
00:27:39I'm turned on
00:27:40by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:44You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you
00:27:49crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad
00:27:52keeps you around now.
00:27:54So,
00:27:55are you going to tell me
00:27:58who that possessive
00:27:58psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:01Are you sleeping
00:28:02with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my God, Maria,
00:28:05no, ew!
00:28:07That's my dad's
00:28:08best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here
00:28:10to keep me safe.
00:28:12And he secretly
00:28:13wants to fuck you.
00:28:15I don't know,
00:28:17but I do know
00:28:17that that's the only way
00:28:18my dad will agree
00:28:19to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait,
00:28:21you actually want
00:28:23to seduce your dad's
00:28:24best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31We need to get
00:28:32my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:33The only way to do that
00:28:34is if he makes a move.
00:28:35So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen
00:28:39the way he barged
00:28:40into that club
00:28:40looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student
00:28:46who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a
00:28:48tech genius,
00:28:50billionaire,
00:28:51hobbyist,
00:28:52MMA fighter.
00:28:52Not jealous of you,
00:28:54dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like
00:28:57he wanted to kill Aaron
00:28:58over you dancing
00:28:59in that lingerie.
00:28:59So all we have to do
00:29:01is somehow make
00:29:02Chris more jealous
00:29:04until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit
00:29:07he's got the hots
00:29:08for his best friend's
00:29:09daughter,
00:29:10and when your dad
00:29:10sees that,
00:29:12he'll be on a plane
00:29:12to butt-fuck
00:29:13nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to
00:29:17Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins,
00:29:20you better watch out
00:29:21because I get
00:29:23what I want.
00:29:24sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn.
00:29:39Check.
00:29:39A notebook.
00:29:40The only movie
00:29:41that can make a guy cry.
00:29:43Check.
00:29:54What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me
00:29:57the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper,
00:30:01you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:04I mean,
00:30:04I brought snacks
00:30:07as a peace offering,
00:30:09but if you're busy,
00:30:11I can come back later.
00:30:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day,
00:30:17but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend
00:30:25giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh-oh.
00:30:27No, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask
00:30:30if you wanted
00:30:31to watch a movie,
00:30:33but it's not.
00:30:45Well, are we
00:30:46watching a movie or not?
00:30:54But what about
00:30:54your date?
00:31:04Jake.
00:31:05Please, Jake.
00:31:07Jake, Jake.
00:31:08No, come on.
00:31:15How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like
00:31:17the saddest movie ever.
00:31:18Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave
00:31:24a perfect husband like that
00:31:26for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing
00:31:31as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown
00:31:34knows that, kiddo.
00:31:35or...
00:31:36or...
00:31:37maybe...
00:31:40you're just
00:31:42a soulless
00:31:43AI bot.
00:31:45And there are
00:31:46batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly
00:31:55do you think
00:31:56you're doing
00:31:56touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly
00:32:01do you think
00:32:02you're doing
00:32:02touching me like that?
00:32:03Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit
00:32:07that you enjoyed it.
00:32:14Don't
00:32:14mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well,
00:32:19I'm not just something
00:32:19that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you
00:32:22try to convince yourself,
00:32:23I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are
00:32:30a beautiful woman.
00:32:31And I'm too much
00:32:33for you, kid.
00:32:34You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:42I don't do that
00:32:43lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love,
00:32:48Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you
00:32:58get yourself
00:32:59into, Harper?
00:33:00Not anymore.
00:33:02And even when you
00:33:03are in trouble,
00:33:03I never love you.
00:33:11Just
00:33:11shut up
00:33:14and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This was the last thing
00:33:19I could do for you.
00:33:20What?
00:33:21What?
00:33:21What?
00:33:22What?
00:33:22What?
00:33:22What?
00:33:23What?
00:33:23What?
00:33:23What?
00:33:23What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:24What?
00:33:25You're supposed
00:33:29to seduce him,
00:33:30Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced
00:33:32by him.
00:33:34I told you
00:33:35not to call me
00:33:36on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you
00:33:39not to call me
00:33:40on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late,
00:33:43big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in
00:33:50and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy.
00:33:55Busy.
00:33:58Never for me,
00:33:58you're not.
00:34:00When the hell
00:34:01could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys
00:34:13would kill to be with me
00:34:14right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:23Lose my number.
00:34:33Whoever this girl is,
00:34:35your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake
00:34:37on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid,
00:35:00because I'm coming for you,
00:35:04Chris Collins.
00:35:05Stay.
00:35:05Damn it,
00:35:20Harper.
00:35:20I don't know.
00:35:50you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:36:06oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:36:15his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:36:22hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:36:36angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say
00:36:44you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get
00:36:52your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't
00:36:59take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:37:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:37:21i'm gonna go for a walk
00:37:24with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:37:30what's up
00:37:52So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:38:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:22I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:47I had no other choice.
00:38:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not.
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:08That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you going to do?
00:39:23Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:29You don't know me?
00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:52And so you do your worst.
00:39:54And so you do your worst.
00:39:55I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But...
00:40:24But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28Can't let this happen again.
00:40:30Cut block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:02Was it...
00:41:03Big?
00:41:05So big.
00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:18Like...
00:41:19BDSM?
00:41:20The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips.
00:41:21Chains.
00:41:22Handcuffs.
00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:30Wait.
00:41:31Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:37What if he is coming?
00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:44Stop messing with that.
00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:08He's not my man.
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew.
00:42:16Leave, Brian.
00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:22Harps?
00:42:24Huh?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:32Just five minutes.
00:42:36Sorry.
00:42:37Harper, are you sure?
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:59I want to get back together.
00:43:09You cheated on me.
00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago.
00:43:17Huh?
00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:43:25What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:29Hmm?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:33You slut?
00:43:34Hmm?
00:43:34Get off of me!
00:43:35Hmm?
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:38Let me see, then.
00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:41Show me.
00:43:41Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:50A drink?
00:43:51I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:57Ever.
00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:09It's a fact.
00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:37You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it!
00:45:12You're going to kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:25What the fuck?
00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:50Should we call 911?
00:45:52Seriously, Harper?
00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:04I'm going to throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:52Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:03It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:21It's okay.
00:48:21You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:56What?
00:49:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:17You're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:50:01What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:45Just say you don't want me.
00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:12You're going to like me.
00:51:22What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Oh, why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease.
00:51:32I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:44No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:51:47I'm going to shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:18It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21Just all around...
00:53:23Not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well...
00:53:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:59Choke you out.
00:54:01None of that.
00:54:02Kissing.
00:54:03Pillow talk.
00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:19You're a little scared.
00:54:20Ah!
00:54:28Ah!
00:54:29Help me!
00:54:30I can't swim!
00:54:31Ah!
00:54:31Ah!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:34Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:36I can't swim!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:53Smile for Tim again, loser.
00:54:55Help me!
00:54:56Please help me!
00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:03Harper!
00:55:33Harper, no! Come on!
00:55:55Harper! Harper!
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe!
00:55:59It's okay, I got you.
00:56:01You're safe.
00:56:02I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:56:02I thought I was going to die.
00:56:05I thought I was going to die.
00:56:06Oh, you're okay. Just breathe.
00:56:08Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:17It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:32You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:44Jokely.
00:56:45Harder.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:56:52I don't love you.
00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:01She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:13Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32Do you got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:35Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:46Please.
00:57:47Don't.
00:57:47I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:10Oh.
00:58:12I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:35I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not according to her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:05She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:17She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:03When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:45I really did.
01:00:45Oh, my God.
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:00:50What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:15I'm too dangerous.
01:01:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not you.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:31Are we even now?
01:02:34You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:02:37What's wrong, Giddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:03:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:11Promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:28And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:46Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:54Okay.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:36Whoops.
01:04:36I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:00Harper.
01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:11No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:23Harper.
01:05:26Harper.
01:05:27I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Shh.
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:46Did you do this?
01:05:49Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14I can explain.
01:06:18Harper.
01:06:19Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete choke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:07:00It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:05Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:17How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:22You really don't.
01:07:23Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:32Wait, $1,800?
01:07:33Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:07:45whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:51Here's two mil.
01:07:53Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:19My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:08:28who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:37You can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:49I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:09:07is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12No stresses, though.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:16You're going to fucking pay for this.
01:09:34What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:39The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go.
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this.
01:09:51Arrest them.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:10:01Congratulations on the sell, Miss Reese.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:04That's $18,000.
01:10:08Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:30And I'm sorry.
01:10:31But I think this might help...
01:10:33show you how much I want you.
01:10:49A blindfold?
01:10:50I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:06I do.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:33And I'll wait for you.
01:11:36Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:37Harper?
01:11:40Harper?
01:11:44Harper?
01:11:45Harper?
01:11:47Hello, Earth to Harper.
01:11:49You need to look at this.
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having...
01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:57No.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:59Harper, look.
01:12:00You've got the phone.
01:12:02Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:08You need to move out now.
01:12:10You can't keep living with him.
01:12:12I need to talk to him.
01:12:13Okay?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:14Harper?
01:12:15Harper?
01:12:15Harper?
01:12:16Harper?
01:12:23Taxi?
01:12:24For Harper?
01:12:28Who are you?
01:12:29Hey, let go of me!
01:12:30Stop it!
01:12:32Just...
01:12:40Please.
01:12:42Please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:46Arper, Arper, Arper, Arper, Arper, Arper, Arper.
01:12:53Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:12:56We broke up.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:30No.
01:13:30No, no, no.
01:13:32No, no!
01:13:33A trap?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:13:53Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:12I hope you don't mind.
01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Arper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap.
01:14:30I can explain.
01:14:31You're gonna explain.
01:14:33But first...
01:14:34You know my daughter better than I do?
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:42Harper's in trouble.
01:14:43We need to go.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:43Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:14:51Hmm?
01:14:53Should we make him watch?
01:14:55Hmm?
01:14:58Oh!
01:14:59Looks like he's here!
01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:06Huh?
01:15:07Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:22I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:31That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:15:38What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:53What?
01:15:53Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:16:01Let me go!
01:16:03I...
01:16:03I...
01:16:03I...
01:16:03I...
01:16:04I...
01:16:04I already told you once.
01:16:05You should have listened to me then.
01:16:07I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:16:13Ah!
01:16:17Ah!
01:16:18Ah!
01:16:20Call 11 minutes.
01:16:218-2-11-6-7-5-8.
01:16:23Are you okay?
01:16:32Did he hurt you?
01:16:34Chris...
01:16:35I put you in danger.
01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:41When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone...
01:16:51...like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:55Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:00It's okay.
01:17:02I'll handle it.
01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:07I want an answer now before I...
01:17:08Before I kill him!
01:17:09No, Dad!
01:17:10Look...
01:17:11I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15But...
01:17:15Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:29Well, you're wrong about that.
01:17:34It's not deep down.
01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:39If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:17:48Or I will make him regret it.
01:17:51I believe you.
01:17:53You keep her safe.
01:17:58With my goddamn life.
01:18:00Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:19Yes.
01:18:30Yes, Daddy.
01:18:34Say it.
01:18:37Yes, Daddy.
01:18:43I want you to beg for it.
01:18:48I want you...
01:18:50to fuck me now.
01:19:00I want you to beg for it.
01:19:02Stop teasing.
01:19:03I want you to beg for it.
01:19:04I want you to beg for it.
01:19:11Daddy.
01:19:13Say it.
01:19:14Or I'll punish you.
01:19:28Don't stop, Daddy.
01:19:30Are you sure about that?
01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:08You can either uncuff me...
01:20:10or fuck me.
01:20:12You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Or it's your mind.
01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:36Once I started, let's stop it.
01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:12Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it.
01:21:31I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46It's okay. I'm just going to come in.
01:21:47Stop it.
01:21:47Come in, Carole.
01:21:48I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00Can you get out?
01:22:15I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No.
01:22:20Please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part.
01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:48And for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:01And I want to be around you.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44It's a tacky?
01:23:44I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:53But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:05Deal.