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00:00Let's get down tonight. We roll out the red carpet for a night of drama. Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury. What are you doing?
00:14Comedy. Does he make your coffee? Don't do the accent.
00:17Chicken and a chanakol.
00:19And some very fruity fun and games. You've got half the fried eggs for this.
00:24Con, your ass is rock solid.
00:26We get big laughs out of the smallest things, like the Islanders throwing shade.
00:32You're only gonna do one?
00:33Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
00:34And a show bulging with hidden treats.
00:37Camry's got a right view there.
00:39We've squeezed a lot into a very small space and we're ready to let rip.
00:45Disgusting.
00:46So dip your toes in and throw your legs in the air like you really do care.
00:53Oh my god, that's a joke.
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag.
00:57Cheers to that.
00:58Let's get down to business.
01:00Maybe I'll make a bagel.
01:02This week on Love Island, it's been emotional.
01:20There's been tears.
01:27More tears.
01:28It's all right, mate.
01:29It's all right.
01:30And even more tears.
01:32It's a shit situation, bro.
01:34I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.
01:38But now it's time to dry your eyes.
01:48We've been here before.
01:50I've got deja vu.
01:51I've got deja vu.
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before.
01:54This has happened before.
01:56When did it happen in your dream?
01:58We have been here before, Meg.
02:00Last Saturday night, to be exact.
02:03It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:08Cheers to that.
02:09Amen, sister.
02:10So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance to the finest unseen action of the week.
02:16He actually looks like YG.
02:20Immerse yourself and an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes that will shake you to your very core.
02:30How do you guys have so much energy?
02:39Putting the show together calls for big balls.
02:4128.
02:42Get up!
02:4329.
02:44Oh!
02:45Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says,
02:48THIS IS LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS!
02:51Do you feel bad?
02:52Um, it looks bad.
02:54Let's have some wine!
02:57Having spent six weeks in each other's company,
03:00the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03and started speaking with one voice.
03:06My fedora.
03:07Shakira.
03:08Shakira.
03:09Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
03:11Who's that supposed to be?
03:12Ben.
03:13No, you don't see the vision.
03:16You don't see the vision.
03:17That is literally how he speaks.
03:18That is how he speaks.
03:19It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
03:21I think it's time to come up with a plan.
03:23So, say I pull her for a chat, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And you're Shakira.
03:27How you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know.
03:30I didn't expect the action.
03:36Good, yeah.
03:37Just good.
03:38I'm good.
03:39How are you today?
03:40Con?
03:41Good.
03:42Yeah, yeah.
03:43How's your time?
03:44He's not giving me what I need.
03:46What do you need?
03:47I need you.
03:52That took about 15 seconds.
03:55Got a coffee from Con this morning.
03:57Hell to the air.
03:58So, what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:00Exactly.
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:03He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:05And I was like, yeah.
04:06And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
04:07And I was like, all right.
04:08Don't do the accent.
04:10You make him sound like a leprechaun.
04:13Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
04:15Leprechaun.
04:17Yes, Shakira.
04:18Stop doing that silly accent.
04:20You'll offend leprechauner.
04:27When they're not cracking on or sounding off,
04:29our islanders always end up talking about food.
04:31And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing
04:34a famous Scouse delicacy.
04:36Did you have breakfast?
04:37I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Chicken.
04:40Chicken.
04:41Chicken.
04:42I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:43Do the Scouse.
04:44Chicken.
04:45Chicken.
04:46No.
04:47Chicken.
04:48Chicken.
04:49No.
04:50Chicken.
04:54Chicken.
04:55No, no, no.
04:57No.
04:58Chicken.
04:59Chicken.
05:00Chicken and a can of coke.
05:02That's not...
05:08Can of coke.
05:10No.
05:11Chicken and a can of coke.
05:13No.
05:14No, no.
05:15Is chicken and a can of coke?
05:17Is that Scouse?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Lucy!
05:20Say chicken and a can of coke!
05:22Chicken and a can of coke.
05:24In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
05:31There is no greater accent.
05:33And I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
05:35Book early to avoid disappointment.
05:37Ever wondered what you're supposed to do if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:49Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
05:52Step one, make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
05:57Step two, cook her her favourite breakfast eggs and avocado.
06:01Step three, assume that with all the excitement, she may well have forgotten your name.
06:07So find a way to subtly remind her.
06:09This is so cute, Tommy.
06:11That's all right.
06:12You deserve it.
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy.
06:15But what you didn't get to see was how Tommy made that cute breakfast.
06:19Right, how the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:22You just...
06:24You literally just...
06:25How do you do it?
06:26You literally just squash it, like...
06:27Man, that's a lime.
06:28It's not an avocado.
06:30That's an avocado, innit?
06:32Charles?
06:34No, bro.
06:36It's gotta be.
06:37Man, man.
06:38Yeah, that's a lime.
06:40Yeah, that's a lime.
06:41Yeah, that's a lime.
06:42That's not an avocado.
06:43No, it is a lime.
06:44Bro.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Oh, man.
06:47I swear I saw avocado in here.
06:51This thing?
06:52No, that's a lemon.
06:56Avocados dark around the outside, like.
06:58It's, like, in black.
06:59This?
07:00That's a mango.
07:01That...
07:02It kind of looks like that.
07:03What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:05I don't think we got any.
07:06Yeah, there mightn't be any.
07:08You can use guac instead if it's there.
07:10Which you don't like guac.
07:11I mean, it's the exact same as avocado.
07:13Go with the guac, Tommy.
07:15And while you're at it, double check that you're using actual eggs.
07:18You know, those things that look a bit like beige avocados.
07:21Oh, dear, this could be tricky.
07:23There's no avocado in the fridge.
07:25Oh, you're cute.
07:26But I put loads of butter on it.
07:27Yeah, thank you.
07:36Early in the week the moon was high in the sky, illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with
07:4120 islanders.
07:42The bedroom was so full, some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug.
07:54But it's what happened in the dead of night that got the villa really rocking.
08:03Not to mention keeping the islanders awake all night.
08:10Morning, you two.
08:11I think a lot happened last night, but I don't actually know what happened.
08:16So, Ben, what did happen last night?
08:20I just woke up.
08:21I don't know what I woke up to last night.
08:23I actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there.
08:26What were they doing?
08:27Fuck knows.
08:28What, like cows?
08:29Something like that.
08:31And sheep and that.
08:32Yeah.
08:33But I don't even think it was cows though.
08:34It's like a fucking pterodactyl out there.
08:36Don't be silly, Ben.
08:37Everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct.
08:39Oh, dear.
08:41Bro, you should have actually heard what was going on last night.
08:47It was actually like Jurassic Park out there.
08:49I've been out.
08:50I've heard it all.
08:51Yeah, it's crazy.
08:52I don't know.
08:53What do you reckon it is?
08:54Actually, I don't even know what animals are.
08:55It's not even like just cows and sheep.
08:57Like, I don't know what was making noises.
09:03Hey, Rex, gonna pull you for a chat.
09:06If you got lost out there at night, you'd be shitting yourself.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Pitch black.
09:12Hey!
09:13I'm terrified!
09:14Get me out of here!
09:18Do you think he saw us?
09:26Lucy is the observant type and she has had her eye on Cash's Gnashers.
09:33You've got gold teeth.
09:34Mm-hmm.
09:35Gold teeth.
09:36Yeah, I was a pirate about, like, 1996.
09:39Oh, you know this boy?
09:40Yeah, I could not take him seriously.
09:42But you said all my shit to me before.
09:44I was like, wow.
09:45I am so gullible.
09:46I will believe anything you tell me.
09:47Don't worry, Lucy.
09:48You're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit Cash.
09:52Oi, did you know Cash?
09:53What was he used to do?
09:54Oh, table tennis.
09:55He was top ten in England for table tennis.
09:58How does that even come about?
10:00Like, practice, innit?
10:01Yeah, but how do you know your top...
10:03What, you used to do competitions?
10:04Yeah.
10:05Like, national championships and shit.
10:07No way.
10:08Yeah.
10:09It's jokes, innit?
10:10Top ten of table tennis.
10:13And I was part of a boy band.
10:14Did you get paid?
10:15You were part of a boy band?
10:16Yeah.
10:17What boy band?
10:18What part did you play?
10:19What boy band?
10:20JLS.
10:21Back-up dancer.
10:22Good one.
10:23Now, be serious.
10:24Bro, do you know when I was young, like, I was like a JLS fanboy?
10:26He had the posters on the wall.
10:27No, no, I went to go watch them at concerts.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30Who is your favourite?
10:31What, from JLS?
10:33Probably J.
10:34J?
10:35Who's that?
10:36Who's J?
10:37The red.
10:38Was he red?
10:39J or L-O-S, innit?
10:40I don't even know.
10:41Who? You don't even know JLS members, bro.
10:42What's that about?
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44He's having you on.
10:45I wasn't allowed to know their names.
10:47NDA.
10:49NDA?
10:50J-L-S?
10:51O-M-G-F-F-S, can we please stop with the three-word acronyms,
10:55or T-W-A's, as Cash calls them.
11:00In this next Unseen Clip Arounders, I've ditched the morning workout for an awning workout.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Three, two, one.
11:11Oh, man, I went the wrong way.
11:15Ah, no, I fucked it.
11:18Ah, fuck.
11:20Ah, no, no, no.
11:23Oh, it's weird to get that way.
11:27Not B.
11:30Oh, I've lost all momentum.
11:33Ah, I've lost it, I've lost it.
11:34What'd you say?
11:36Ah!
11:38Some strong wrist action there, boys.
11:40All those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
11:44But it seems Harrison never put in the hours.
11:47How'd I do it?
11:49It's upside down.
11:51If I'm gonna help him out.
11:54Now what?
11:55Let's twist it.
11:56Yeah, a bit quicker than that, boys.
11:57Nah, nah, nah, nah.
11:58Look at how slow he's doing there.
12:04Nice, H.
12:05It's nice to get the rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually, it's actually so shaggy.
12:10It's hard to get going again.
12:11Fucking hell.
12:13Keep going.
12:14You're good.
12:15Yeah, yeah.
12:16You're only gonna do one?
12:17Yeah, I'm gonna do it on your side.
12:22Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the heat.
12:27Nah, come on, come on, come on.
12:28You gotta do the other one.
12:30Ah, yeah, probably do it.
12:32Hey, come on, mate. Swallow your pride.
12:33Good boy.
12:34Come on, mate.
12:35Good boy.
12:36Harrison, you're such a gem.
12:37Thank you so much.
12:38Come on, quicker as well.
12:39How's it not working?
12:40Quicker, quicker.
12:41I am.
12:43Hannah, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
12:45Do I fuck, mate?
12:46Get it out.
12:49Like this.
12:50Tone's still no good.
12:51You had to tell him to do it.
12:52If he wanted to, he would, innit?
12:53That part.
12:54I need some clicks in the building.
12:56Period.
12:58There we go.
12:59Not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade.
13:02Bad move, Harrison.
13:06There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week
13:09and after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful.
13:16But what did she say next?
13:19Come back after the break to find out.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Oh.
13:31Go on.
13:32Go on.
13:33Let me say something.
13:34It's Master Cash on the beat.
13:35Oh, let me tell you something.
13:36Wait here, on the violin.
13:37Yeah.
13:38I should have got right now.
13:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:40My bad, my bad, my bad.
13:41That was close.
13:42I got nervous, I got nervous.
13:43I'm nervous too, Cash.
13:44Nervous that one day I'm going to be replaced by AI.
13:46But until then, welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:07On this show, we believe that everything should be seen and heard.
14:11Of course she'll.
14:12Yeah, I feel like, would you be inside?
14:15That's it, Shakira, don't hold anything back.
14:19One more for the boys in the back.
14:23We encourage our Islanders to take a stand.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh, shit.
14:28Oh, shit.
14:30Nah.
14:31That was a serious strong feather.
14:33I'm not even going to try that.
14:34Because it's going to end up in an injury.
14:36And give each other the feels.
14:38Ah!
14:41Fuck off, Tommy.
14:43Oh, nice to do that.
14:44I've just shit myself.
14:50Earlier, we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to.
14:54But, what did she say next?
14:57Next!
14:58I had you on book and back can't fight to someone's side and then I had her on it and...
15:03What?
15:05Did you understand?
15:06Nah.
15:07I understood.
15:09You don't make an answer.
15:11That's all I got from that.
15:14No, but didn't you understand?
15:15Nah.
15:17Let me do it again.
15:18Yeah, you don't make an answer.
15:20I think we need to brush up on your flirting technique, Andrada.
15:30The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week and this next unseen clip sees a group of islanders getting very handsy.
15:38Shall I get the baby oil?
15:40Alright, you're getting a little bit kinky now.
15:41Nah, but Ben is right.
15:42We do need some, like, some lube.
15:44One, just do it though.
15:45Here we go.
15:46Unseen bits.
15:48Ah, yeah.
15:50Jesus, I could be getting used to this.
15:52You've got too much hair, Liz.
15:53No, go on.
15:54Yeah, yeah.
15:56How do you like your massages?
15:58Hard.
16:00I like it either as well.
16:03Let me know if you want to go deeper.
16:05Just a little bit deeper, please.
16:06You want me to go a little bit deeper?
16:07Just a little.
16:08I've got nothing left.
16:12Did you just say I've got no one left?
16:15Do you want it harder?
16:17No, do you want to say on my shoulders?
16:19Nah.
16:21Ben's face.
16:24What are you doing?
16:25What are you doing?
16:28Look at this.
16:29Everyone's looking.
16:30Stop.
16:31Everyone's looking.
16:34What's going on?
16:36It can't be that funny.
16:38It can't be.
16:40It's just Tommy's face.
16:42Tommy's like...
16:45Oh, I sit my tongue out.
16:47I'm actually going to wear myself.
16:53Oh, fucking hell.
16:54I should have seen Ben's face.
16:56They're all laughing so much.
16:57Does that qualify as a happy end, dig?
16:59Maybe I'll make a bagel.
17:00How about that?
17:01Does anyone want a bagel?
17:09Footballers Harriet Harrison may be good at kicking balls,
17:11but they are not very good at juggling with them.
17:14And when those balls are lemons, they really are pith poor.
17:18I think I'd rather play cricket.
17:20Yeah, but we just lose all the lemons, if I'm batting anyway.
17:23That, that, that, that.
17:24Oh, fuck this.
17:26No good.
17:27I'm getting a water bowl.
17:33That's middle stump.
17:34No, it's not.
17:35Over, over.
17:37I thought you'd ought to be a metaphorical one.
17:38You said it's real good.
17:39No, it's this...
17:41H, but...
17:42No, no, no.
17:43That's my...
17:44H.
17:46I can fill it off after me.
17:47It's water.
17:49No run there.
17:50No problem.
17:52No run there either.
17:53No, that would have been a four.
17:54It's a maiden.
17:55That would have been a four.
17:57Watch this though.
17:58Watch this one.
18:00Catch it, catch it.
18:01What the fuck are you doing?
18:04Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:05That was the wrong reverse swing.
18:06That was the reverse swing.
18:07Catch it, girls.
18:09Ah.
18:10My way fucking near me, mate.
18:12OK, lads, stop it now before you break something expensive.
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh, no!
18:19No, not the draw.
18:20How are we going to do all the swooping aerial shots now?
18:25Oh, Harrison.
18:26Hey!
18:28We're stumped now, thanks to you lemons.
18:36Eight days earlier, there was...
18:40I'm feeling great, baby girl.
18:41How are you feeling?
18:43Exposure.
18:45Baby girl.
18:46Baby girl.
18:47I don't think there's something to laugh about, do you?
18:50Infection.
18:52Sorry, apologies for the comment.
18:53It was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty, that's why I said it.
18:56And an epidemic.
18:59I don't understand why you're shouting at me.
19:01You're shouting at me?
19:02Why are you shouting at me for?
19:04Movie night may seem like a distant memory, but it was a block-busting night
19:07with more drama than any disaster movie and social media went off like a firecracker.
19:13This movie night was fire emoji, fire emoji.
19:18There better be a part two movie night, praying hands emoji.
19:23We need another movie night, movie camera emoji.
19:26Well, we're unseen bits, listen to you.
19:30And here are some of the unreleased bits you didn't get to see.
19:36Baby fucking girl.
19:38A bentiful mind.
19:43I'm waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
19:46Tony.
19:48I'm grateful you've put me in.
19:50Live, laugh, what's it called?
19:52Live, laugh, life.
19:54Live, laugh, love.
19:56Live, laugh, love.
19:58That's the one.
19:59You're inspirational, Ben.
20:00Has anyone ever told you that?
20:01Have I got away with words?
20:02I'm being sarcastic, but sure.
20:04I feel like sometimes I don't even have to say stuff with my words.
20:07I feel like it's just my demeanor.
20:10What does that mean?
20:13Superman is humble.
20:16I don't think Ben knows what humble means.
20:20I enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly, actually.
20:23Is that a new word, Ben?
20:24Er, yeah.
20:25How intellectual have you?
20:27Yeah, I've become more intellectual...
20:29..overnight.
20:32That was fucking brilliant!
20:37I'm glad I entertained you lot.
20:39Well done, Benny boy.
20:41And 28 hours later, the reviews were in.
20:44We had a good little premiere yesterday.
20:47Yours was really, really entertaining.
20:49I'm glad.
20:50Yeah, there's a lot of substance in that.
20:52Did it surprise you?
20:53No.
20:54Oh.
20:55That would surprise me.
20:57That's how I view you.
20:58I am funny.
21:01But it wasn't long before it became less comedy
21:03and back to a horror.
21:0615 or so hours later...
21:11Evacuation.
21:13The couple with the fewest thoughts
21:15and therefore dumped from the island is...
21:18Andrada and Ben.
21:20No.
21:21A few hours after that...
21:22So the couple we have decided to dump is...
21:25Devastation.
21:26Lucy and Tommy.
21:27The days are numbered.
21:28Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles, pumped-up six-packs and pretty poses are our eyes.
21:33Islanders are just like the rest of us, i.e. disgusting.
21:34Disgusting.
21:35Yes, girl time, yes.
21:36Yes, girl time, yes.
21:37Shakira!
21:38Girl time, yes.
21:39Girl time, and then she comes and does that.
21:40What?
21:41What?
21:42Why?
21:43Why?
21:44Why?
21:45Why?
21:46Why?
21:47Why?
21:48Why?
21:49Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles, pumped up six packs and pretty poses, our islanders are just like the rest of us.
22:00I.E. Disgusting.
22:02Yes, girl time, yes.
22:06Shakira! Girl time and then she comes and does that.
22:11I've been holding that in for you.
22:16Have you washed your feet, please?
22:18Yeah, how do you want to give them a sip?
22:20Yeah, go on.
22:21Why are you washing your feet?
22:22Go on.
22:24Harrison, it's not funny.
22:25I've actually washed it.
22:26Why are you washing your feet?
22:28Because I didn't...
22:28You have a new soap.
22:30It's Dijon's stinky hat.
22:33How does it smell?
22:34Brother, ew.
22:35But look, you sniff that.
22:36No, I'm not.
22:36I'm telling you, you sniff that.
22:38Ew.
22:40He took his shoes off and I could smell him from like three metres away.
22:43No, you couldn't.
22:44You sat right next to me.
22:45No, Harrison.
22:46You're honking the gaffer.
22:47He was.
22:48His cheesy watsits.
22:52Let me tell, let me tell.
22:58I'm feeling all right, mate.
22:59Yeah, let me sell yours.
23:02Wait.
23:03Yeah, yours are fine.
23:05I'm fine.
23:07You're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of life.
23:10I have so weird fingers.
23:11Look at this.
23:11What the fuck?
23:13Wait, Boris, no.
23:14I've got really weird fingers.
23:15Look, you go here and there.
23:16You're double jointed.
23:18Why are they moving like that?
23:19No, they can bend backwards.
23:22You know what that means?
23:24What does it mean?
23:25Oh.
23:26These fingers can do many things.
23:28If by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach, then I suggest you get
23:34on with it, Boris, before the whole villa is shut down by public health.
23:38It's a hot afternoon, so some islanders are chilling by the pool.
23:49Whilst up on the terrace, Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation.
23:54So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen.
23:57Tell me more about it.
23:58So basically, you have to understand when something is out of your control.
24:02And then, because some things you can't control.
24:04You're so right, Billy Kiss.
24:05Unless there's some things you can't control, like when it's a good time to play.
24:09Ooh, I've been next.
24:12Find out after the break.
24:30No fucking way.
24:35Check our pulse.
24:40Wake up, Billy Kiss.
24:41You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits.
24:49Jump aboard.
24:51As we ride the wave of outrageous unaired action from the week.
24:55Why do you?
24:56Could be surfing.
24:57No, there's no waves in Majorca.
25:00And get excited for all the stuff still to come.
25:03Ah, fuck on it.
25:05Come on, kids.
25:06We have practice today.
25:08I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga.
25:11This bikini is quite itchy, Tyne.
25:14But like, I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me.
25:17Yeah, mate.
25:18You've got to have the fried eggs for this.
25:21Because this show isn't just good.
25:23It slaps.
25:26Con, your ass is rock solid.
25:27Well, I fully slept.
25:32So nice of you to join us, Billy Kiss.
25:34Now, who's going to tell her she snores?
25:36Because it ain't going to be me.
25:38Till I'm feeling it again.
25:46Okay, let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace.
25:49Because some things you can't control.
25:51Well, here's...
25:52What happened next?
25:55Like that, nothing can affect you in a bad way.
25:57Yeah.
25:58What are you doing, like?
25:59I haven't even washed my hair.
26:02I haven't even...
26:03I haven't...
26:04Stop.
26:07I'm going to...
26:08When I say that, I truly believe everything happens for a reason.
26:17So I'm never like, oh, why did this happen?
26:19Or why didn't this happen?
26:21Okay, if everything happens for a reason, Billy Kiss,
26:23then explain the reason for this.
26:27The conversation that's me and...
26:31Emma, what are you doing?
26:32My hair is fucking...
26:34I'm in a fucking...
26:35What are you doing, like?
26:36I haven't...
26:37I haven't...
26:38Stop.
26:41I'm going to...
26:42Oh, no.
26:45You did it!
26:47No!
26:48The perfect crime.
26:50I take my hat off to Shakira,
26:51but she nicked it last week.
26:55Oh!
27:01After spending time apart this week,
27:03an undeniable connection
27:05saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa.
27:10Oh, we're so back.
27:13It's a beautiful morning.
27:17Do you think I should put a sock down it?
27:19No, no, no.
27:20That's no good.
27:23No good, Dick?
27:24No, no, no, not a sock.
27:25I'm a...
27:26Better than that.
27:29That's the one thing I can't.
27:31That's no good, that.
27:33Every day who's with me
27:34was banned from wearing them.
27:36I would actually ban someone from wearing them.
27:38See, see, why bum?
27:40When he wears them,
27:40I just don't know where to look.
27:42Hey, should we go to the gym today?
27:43Yeah.
27:43Keep the Speedos on for it as well.
27:45Are you going to exercise in that?
27:50Yeah.
27:50Ew, your junk's going to be all over the place.
27:53Cheeks out.
27:54Don't watch me.
27:56Do watch, Tony.
27:57Block my view and protect my innocent eyes.
28:11The camera's got a right view there.
28:15That was risky in the Speedos.
28:24Mate, that's so forced, though.
28:27You didn't need to do that.
28:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:30Like, squeeze that one out.
28:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:41Nice one, Harrison.
28:42Now, wash your hands.
28:45It's a well-known fact that over the years,
28:53the Islanders have come up with different ways
28:54to describe bedroom shenanigans.
28:56There has been the Do-Bit Society,
28:59the Salon,
29:01graduation,
29:03and this year,
29:03the boys have been using football terms.
29:06He had a full-time whistleblow.
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah, it did, yeah.
29:09Well, it seems the new boys want to be onside, too.
29:13Yeah, he's playing ultra-attacking him.
29:16Ultra-attack.
29:18Is that 5-3?
29:195-3-2.
29:20Yeah, it's 5-3-2, though.
29:22Is that the formation?
29:24I think so, 5.
29:263-5-2, 5-3-2.
29:28No, that's more defensive.
29:28No, that's a 3.
29:31That's a 3.
29:323-4-3, though.
29:333-1.
29:34I'm pretty sure there's one there,
29:35there's like 5 at the top,
29:365 at the top,
29:373 in the middle.
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top, no.
29:40That's heavy, though.
29:41I've used that in FIFA.
29:42No, it's a...
29:43Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:46Is that a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4.
29:484-2-4.
29:48Yeah, yeah, it's 4-2-4.
29:49That's a 4-2-4, yeah.
29:50Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
29:51It's a high-attacking.
29:52It's high-attacking.
29:53He's playing high-pressure.
29:54If it's...
29:55If it's going past, like, the 15-20-minute mark...
29:58Call it extra time?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Extra time?
30:01I'm blowing the whistle in all this football chat.
30:03They think it's all over.
30:05It is now.
30:06The couple that both have a name beginning with H
30:16are remembering a more innocent time,
30:18a time before things were complicated
30:19by other things beginning with H,
30:21like Hideaway, Harrison or Handy Carol.
30:25Oh, this is fucking luck.
30:26Shall we just stay here all day?
30:27Yeah.
30:28I swear we used to do this on the first week.
30:31We'd just lie here all day,
30:32do a few cartwheels and come back.
30:34Shall we do some cartwheels today?
30:35Yeah, yeah, come on.
30:35I can do a cartwheel.
30:39H, come and do a cartwheel.
30:40Come on.
30:43Get your other leg up.
30:44You've got to get your other leg up.
30:45What are you doing with your legs?
30:46What, is it hanging down?
30:47Harrison, your legs are like this.
30:50Yeah, yeah.
30:51Yeah, that's what I was going for.
30:52Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
30:53That was sick.
30:53Good shape.
30:55Oh, you've done it.
30:56Oh, H, that wasn't bad.
30:58That was good, though, wasn't it?
30:59It looks painful, though.
31:01Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits.
31:02Not bad.
31:06Not good.
31:07Yeah, no, you're like a prawn when you get up there.
31:12Paige.
31:15All right, I'm going to do a round-off.
31:17What's a round-off, though?
31:18Look, it's like this.
31:30I'm flying.
31:33Why is it always doing handstands and speeders?
31:35Speeders, yeah.
31:39Oh, mate!
31:41Mate, this angle's disgusting.
31:44No-one wants to see that, Harry.
31:45It's running into it, I can't look at it.
31:51Harry, you're going.
31:55How's that visual?
31:57Any good?
31:57It's so good.
31:58Three, two, one.
32:01Oh, my God, that's a joke.
32:03Yeah, that was sick for both of you.
32:05Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers,
32:07I hear the world of gymnastics calling.
32:09Oh, they've hung up.
32:11The summers in Mallorca can be hot,
32:19so when the scorching sun is beating down,
32:21you'll find me heading to the sea.
32:22But I wonder what the islanders are up to.
32:25I'm coming to the gym, and look, the sun's coming out.
32:28The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there.
32:31Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No, no, no, no.
32:34Let's be serious.
32:34I'm thinking of something that we can do
32:39where you're not going to moan.
32:41Oi, I don't ever moan.
32:42I just moan in heat.
32:43Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything,
32:45because that is not on the cards.
32:47So come down into, like, a plank position.
32:49A plank?
32:50Position, yeah.
32:51And then you have to just, like,
32:52touch each other's hand like this.
32:55Then whoever drops first...
32:56That's going to be me!
32:59This is just like a warm-up.
33:01Let's go.
33:01Warm-up?
33:02Three, two, one, go.
33:03H-O-T-T-O-G-O
33:04Don't.
33:05Put your bum down.
33:06Now your bum's big, but...
33:07So you dropped already.
33:10Right.
33:10You lost.
33:11This is pathetic.
33:12Seven, seven, eight, ten.
33:14Fuck it now!
33:15And now to the side.
33:16To the side here.
33:16One, two, three, four, five, lower.
33:20You're doing well, come on.
33:21Come on.
33:22Come on.
33:23No, I don't want to do it anymore.
33:24Come on.
33:26I don't want to do that anymore.
33:31One, two, three, four, five,
33:33Three, it's a great view, though.
33:37It's gone!
33:38Keep going, then.
33:41I'm actually going to give up.
33:44What?
33:46Fucking hell!
33:47You're perfect to me, then.
33:50I'm doing good.
33:52Nah, nah.
33:52Yes!
33:56Come on, then.
33:58Come on, then.
33:59Yeah, done.
34:00I can't do that one.
34:01No, don't let your feet touch the floor.
34:06I'm not throwing a lemon.
34:07Whoa!
34:12Come on, get with the pro back.
34:14No!
34:16Quick note to the people who do the shopping.
34:18Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time.
34:21When you're trying to get a relationship off the ground,
34:29but their ex is in the villa,
34:31it really can be the pets.
34:33You'll sniff.
34:34No, I do.
34:35Yeah, you do.
34:35I know you like the smell of them.
34:39Gold.
34:40No, stop doing that.
34:42No, we're at all.
34:43Shh, shh, shh.
34:44Shh, shh, shh, shh.
34:45Well, here's some more Unseen Pets.
34:48I'm just honking the gaff up, though.
34:57Don't honk yourself up.
34:58No, I'm not even honking, look.
35:01You're actually not.
35:02They've tried since the gym.
35:04No.
35:04Oh.
35:06Pheromones.
35:10Nah, these clips stink.
35:12Let's get back to Unseen Pets.
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36:06the 11th of August.
36:07Good luck.
36:12It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:26As we head towards full-time,
36:28our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
36:31Yeah, ready?
36:32No pressure now.
36:34Fucking hell, Meg.
36:35How good is that?
36:37Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:38OK, professional footballers,
36:39show Meg how it should be done.
36:42Oh, my God.
36:44LAUGHTER
36:44So Harrods is not exactly on a roll.
36:50But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:53It smells really bad.
36:54It smells like...
36:55It smells like burnt horse.
36:58Like a kebab house.
36:59Let's face it,
37:00you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
37:02We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
37:06No, you want romance and a little dry humour.
37:10Can I go for a cat?
37:11LAUGHTER
37:12So saddle up and bottoms up.
37:15Woo-hoo!
37:16Trust me, you're gonna love it.
37:18Oh, what the fuck?
37:20That is disgusting.
37:22Woo-hoo!
37:23That's horrible.
37:28Early in the week,
37:29Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date.
37:31I said on the main show,
37:33we filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards.
37:37We did offer it to Unseen Bits,
37:39but they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed.
37:42Fair enough, farts are funny.
37:44But I stand corrected,
37:46and I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.
37:49So here are some Unseen Bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
37:52that you didn't get to hear the first time round.
37:55We've got a little something going on.
37:57We do have something going on.
37:58I think it's building.
37:59I think it is.
37:59Day by day.
38:00It is.
38:00Oh, my gosh.
38:07That was a better one.
38:08That was a better one than the one out there.
38:10Less salty, for sure.
38:11Less salty, yeah.
38:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:17Listen.
38:22Oh, boy.
38:27Oh, my gosh.
38:30That's a new edition.
38:43I like that one.
38:48Oh, wow.
38:50Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed clip
38:52that I promised you too.
38:58Unseen Bits.
38:59Always predictable.
39:01Much like me.
39:09Once upon a time in Mallorca,
39:12there was the good.
39:14I think Boris and Billikiss are quite good looking.
39:19The bad.
39:21I'm with the public on this one.
39:23I gave a fuck about you.
39:24You didn't care about anyone but yourself.
39:25And the smugly.
39:30I'm so smug about this.
39:32We are so hot.
39:34But we didn't have to wait until high noon
39:39for the Lone Ranger to ride in the town.
39:43Hi, everyone.
39:44Excuse me.
39:47You look like you love me.
39:50And clear out the saloon.
39:52In first place, Ty.
39:56Lauren, as you are now single,
39:58you've been dumped from the island.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:01You look like you love me.
40:04But once all the tea had been spilled.
40:06I'll be your way.
40:09Bye.
40:11There was one thing on everyone's mind.
40:15What is this?
40:16Biscuits with a cup of tea.
40:17Don't mind if I do.
40:20Oh.
40:21Jummy Dodgers.
40:23What biscuits are there?
40:23Custard's.
40:24Cream.
40:24I love biscuits, Mum.
40:30I hate biscuits.
40:32Chris first.
40:32Biscuit second.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35These remind me of my mum.
40:36What?
40:37The biscuits?
40:38Mm.
40:38Well, did she like them?
40:40Mm-hmm.
40:40Turns out the real showdown
40:42was at the biscuit barrel.
40:46These biscuits are a jog.
40:47It's beach-a-bonanza!
41:03And this week I ask the islanders
41:05what's their biggest ick?
41:07Very, very good question.
41:09What's my icks?
41:10Ew, I'm going to have so many icks.
41:12Number one.
41:12I hate smelly people.
41:14Eyelashes that are so, like, so long,
41:17you blink too hard, you might fly away.
41:18A bad kisser.
41:20I feel like I've kissed girls in the past
41:21and their tongue's going around your mouth
41:22like a washing machine.
41:24It's no good.
41:25Imagine him chasing after a coin
41:28he's dropped on the floor.
41:29I've definitely done it as when I've dropped a coin
41:31and I'm running around trying to stamp on it
41:34to stop it, but I can't get it.
41:37Shakira says, I chew too loudly.
41:39Ilycus, I love you, right?
41:41But it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat.
41:43Right, now you need to pipe that down, love.
41:45It's waiting for the green man
41:47at a zebra crossing or something,
41:49like a junction.
41:50I don't know why.
41:51Like, the fact that you're just stood...
41:52And I do it myself.
41:53Flip, flop.
41:55The fact that you're just stood there like that.
41:57Like, waiting for...
41:58Oh, God.
41:59Not paying the bill and asking to go 50-50.
42:02Just be your own judge of character
42:03and take that road.
42:04Burping.
42:05I'm really good at burping, actually.
42:07The burp is just, like, in your face.
42:09Like, it's, like, personal.
42:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
42:14Girls' fingernails, they're all grubby
42:16and there's dirt under them.
42:18I just can't.
42:19Oh, that's disgusting.
42:21If a girl was to be chewing chewing gum
42:23and then she spits it out and gives it a volley,
42:26oh, my gosh.
42:28Oh, my gosh, that can't happen.
42:30When someone's chewing gum with their mouth open
42:32and they're kind of going, like...
42:33The whole little...
42:36Like, that one.
42:36Yeah, that one there, that's no good at all.
42:40When a boy sits cross-legged,
42:42like, if he sat like this
42:45and just talking to me,
42:47I really don't like it.
42:49It gives me the egg.
42:50A boy in Speedos
42:52hates a man in Speedos.
42:55Speedos!
42:56Especially if they have those giblets in them.
42:58Oh.
42:59Keep them cheeks away.
43:02It's a big no.
43:02Please, no more Speedos.
43:08See you next time for some more...
43:12Meet your bonanza!
43:18With Angel being the newest addition in the villa,
43:21Harry decided to get her up to speed
43:23with everything important.
43:25What do you think of a man in Speedos?
43:26Don't know, you're going to have to show me.
43:28Yeah, I'll get them out.
43:29I just got some new ones in yesterday.
43:30I'm wearing me with a cowboy hat sometimes.
43:33No, you need to wear my trousers.
43:35That's happening.
43:36Shut up.
43:38Fucking hell.
43:39I don't think I'll be top two for that.
43:42You go down on the podium.
43:44Don't worry, Harry.
43:45You're still winning gold
43:47for Love Island 2025's
43:49teeniest, tiniest trunks.
43:50One day after dog walker Lauren was dumped,
44:02Harrison decided to go walkies himself.
44:04I just wanted to let you all know
44:05that I'm going to be leaving the villa tonight.
44:07So I feel like on this one,
44:08I just have to stay true to myself
44:09and just follow my heart.
44:11Yeah, young bulls out, I guess.
44:13But as Harrison prepared to go,
44:15the Islanders couldn't let him leave
44:17without a goodbye gift.
44:20When he leaves,
44:21I'm going to sneak him a waffle.
44:22Give him the whole part.
44:24Give him two at least.
44:27Eight.
44:29Yes, Keith.
44:30One, eight.
44:39Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow,
44:41although it's not as sweet
44:43as they thought.
44:47You kept the fucking waffle,
44:49you fat bastard.
44:51Harry!
44:51I put one in his suitcase.
44:53What, you're supposed to give him two?
44:54Yeah.
44:55Yeah, but I'm going to give it to him.
44:58There's packs and packs in there.
45:00We said give him two.
45:01Oh, I didn't want to give him two.
45:03I believe you kept one of the waffles.
45:05Right, that's enough waffles.
45:07See you next time.
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