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Love Island S12 E41
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00:00Let's get down tonight. We roll out the red carpet for a night of drama. Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury. What are you doing?
00:14Comedy. Does he make your coffee? Don't do the accent.
00:17Chicken and a chanakol.
00:19And some very fruity fun and games. You've got half the fried eggs for this.
00:24Con, your ass is rock solid.
00:26We get big laughs out of the smallest things, like the Islanders throwing shade.
00:32You're only gonna do one?
00:33Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
00:34And a show bulging with hidden treats.
00:37Camry's got a right view there.
00:39We've squeezed a lot into a very small space and we're ready to let rip.
00:45Disgusting.
00:46So dip your toes in and throw your legs in the air like you really do care.
00:53Oh my god, that's a joke.
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag.
00:57Cheers to that.
00:58Let's get down to business.
01:00Maybe I'll make a bagel.
01:02This week on Love Island, it's been emotional.
01:20There's been tears.
01:27More tears.
01:28It's all right, mate.
01:29It's all right.
01:30And even more tears.
01:32It's a shit situation, bro.
01:34I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.
01:38But now it's time to dry your eyes.
01:48We've been here before.
01:50I've got deja vu.
01:51I've got deja vu.
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before.
01:54This has happened before.
01:56When did it happen in your dream?
01:58We have been here before, Meg.
02:00Last Saturday night, to be exact.
02:03It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:08Cheers to that.
02:09Amen, sister.
02:10So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance to the finest unseen action of the week.
02:16He actually looks like YG.
02:20Immerse yourself and an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes that will shake you to your very core.
02:30How do you guys have so much energy?
02:39Putting the show together calls for big balls.
02:4128.
02:42Get up!
02:4329.
02:44Oh!
02:45Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says,
02:48THIS IS LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS!
02:51Do you feel bad?
02:52Um, it looks bad.
02:54Let's have some wine!
02:57Having spent six weeks in each other's company,
03:00the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03and started speaking with one voice.
03:06My fedora.
03:07Shakira.
03:08Shakira.
03:09Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
03:11Who's that supposed to be?
03:12Ben.
03:13No, you don't see the vision.
03:16You don't see the vision.
03:17That is literally how he speaks.
03:18That is how he speaks.
03:19It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
03:21I think it's time to come up with a plan.
03:23So, say I pull her for a chat, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And you're Shakira.
03:27How you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know.
03:30I didn't expect the action.
03:36Good, yeah.
03:37Just good.
03:38I'm good.
03:39How are you today?
03:40Con?
03:41Good.
03:42Yeah, yeah.
03:43How's your time?
03:44He's not giving me what I need.
03:46What do you need?
03:47I need you.
03:52That took about 15 seconds.
03:55Got a coffee from Con this morning.
03:57Hell to the air.
03:58So, what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:00Exactly.
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:03He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:05And I was like, yeah.
04:06And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
04:07And I was like, all right.
04:08Don't do the accent.
04:10You make him sound like a leprechaun.
04:13Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
04:15Leprechaun.
04:17Yes, Shakira.
04:18Stop doing that silly accent.
04:20You'll offend leprechauner.
04:27When they're not cracking on or sounding off,
04:29our islanders always end up talking about food.
04:31And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing
04:34a famous Scouse delicacy.
04:36Did you have breakfast?
04:37I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Chicken.
04:40Chicken.
04:41Chicken.
04:42I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:43Do the Scouse.
04:44Chicken.
04:45Chicken.
04:46No.
04:47Chicken.
04:48Chicken.
04:49No.
04:50Chicken.
04:54Chicken.
04:55No, no, no.
04:57No.
04:58Chicken.
04:59Chicken.
05:00Chicken and a can of coke.
05:02That's not.
05:08No, no.
05:09Chicken and a can of coke.
05:11No.
05:12Chicken and a can of coke.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14It's all going.
05:15Is chicken and a can of coke.
05:16Is that Scouse?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Lucy, say chicken and a can of coke.
05:22Chicken and a can of coke.
05:24In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
05:31There is no greater accent and I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
05:35Book early to avoid disappointment.
05:37Ever wondered what you're supposed to do if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:49Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
05:52Step one.
05:53Make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
05:57Step two.
05:58Cook her her favourite breakfast eggs and avocado.
06:01Step three.
06:03Assume that with all the excitement, she may well have forgotten your name.
06:07So find a way to subtly remind her.
06:09This is so cute, Tommy.
06:11That's all right.
06:12You deserve it.
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy.
06:15But what you didn't get to see was how Tommy made that cute breakfast.
06:20What?
06:21How the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:23You just...
06:24You literally just...
06:25How do you do it?
06:26You literally just squash it, like...
06:27Man, that's a lime.
06:29It's not an avocado.
06:31That's an avocado, innit?
06:33Charles?
06:34No, bro.
06:36It's got to be.
06:37Man, man.
06:38Yeah, that's a lime.
06:40Yeah, that's a lime.
06:41That's not an avocado.
06:42No, it is a lime.
06:43Bro, yeah.
06:44Oh, man.
06:45I swear I swore avocado in it.
06:48This thing?
06:50No, that's a lemon.
06:52Avocados, Derek, around the other side, like...
06:57It's like nearly black.
07:00That's a mango.
07:01It kind of looks like that.
07:03What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:05I don't think we've got any.
07:06Yeah, there mightn't be any.
07:08You can use guac instead if it's there.
07:10She don't like guac.
07:11Man, it's the exact same as avocado.
07:13Go with the guac, Tommy, and while you're at it,
07:16double-check that you're using actual eggs.
07:18You know, those things that look a bit like beige avocados.
07:21Oh, dear, this could be tricky.
07:23There's no avocado in the fridge.
07:25Oh, you're cute, thank you.
07:26But I put loads of butter on it.
07:27Yeah, thank you.
07:35Early in the week the moon was high in the sky,
07:38illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with 20 islanders.
07:42The bedroom was so full,
07:49some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug.
07:54But it's what happened in the dead of night
07:57that got the villa really rocking.
08:04Not to mention keeping the islanders awake all night.
08:07Good morning, you two.
08:12I think a lot happened last night,
08:15but I don't actually know what happened.
08:17So, Ben, what did happen last night?
08:20I just woke up.
08:21I don't know what I woke up to last night.
08:23I actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there.
08:26What were they doing?
08:27Fuck knows.
08:28What, like cows?
08:29Something like that.
08:30And sheep and that.
08:31Yeah.
08:32But I don't even think it was cows, though.
08:34It's like a fucking pterodactyl out there.
08:36Don't be silly, Ben.
08:37Everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct.
08:39Oh, dear.
08:46Bro, you should have actually heard
08:47what was going on last night.
08:48It was actually like Jurassic Park.
08:49I've been out.
08:50I've heard it.
08:51Yeah, it's crazy.
08:52I don't know what...
08:53What do you reckon it is?
08:54Actually, I don't even know what animals are.
08:55It's not even, like, just cows and sheep.
08:57Like, I don't know what was making noises.
08:59Hey, Rex, can I pull you for a chat?
09:06If you got lost out there at night, you'd be shitting yourself.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Pitch black.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Hey, I'm terrified.
09:15Get me out of here.
09:18Do you think he saw us?
09:26Lucy is the observant type,
09:28and she has had her eye on Cash's Gnashers.
09:33They've got gold teeth.
09:35Hmm?
09:36Gold teeth.
09:37I was a pirate about, like, 1996.
09:39Oh, you know this boy?
09:41Yeah, I could not take him seriously.
09:43But you said all my shit to me before.
09:44I was like, wow.
09:45I am so gullible.
09:46I will believe anything you tell me.
09:48Don't worry, Lucy.
09:49You're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit Cash.
09:52Oi, did you know Cash used to...
09:54What was he used to do?
09:55Well, table tennis.
09:56He was top ten in England for table tennis.
09:59How does that even come about?
10:01Like, practise, innit?
10:02Yeah, but how do you know your top...
10:03What, you used to do competitions?
10:05Yeah.
10:05Really?
10:06Like, national championships and shit.
10:08No way.
10:09Yeah.
10:10It's jokes, innit?
10:11Top ten of table tennis.
10:14And I was part of a boy band.
10:15Did you get paid?
10:16You were part of a boy band?
10:17Yeah.
10:18What boy band?
10:19What part did you play?
10:20What boy band?
10:21JLS.
10:22Back-up dancer.
10:23Good one.
10:24Now, be serious.
10:25Bro, do you know when I was young, like,
10:26I was like a JLS fanboy?
10:27He had the posters on the wall.
10:28No, no, I went to go watch them at concert.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31So you should know me, then.
10:32Who was your favourite?
10:33What, from JLS?
10:34Probably Jay, or...?
10:36Jay, who's that?
10:37Who's Jay?
10:37Which one's Jay?
10:38Was he red?
10:39J-O-L-O-S, innit?
10:40I don't even know.
10:41You don't even know JLS members, bro.
10:42What's that about?
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44He's having you on.
10:45I wasn't allowed to know their names.
10:47N-D-A.
10:48N-D-A?
10:50J-L-S?
10:51O-M-G-F-F-S.
10:53Can we please stop with the three-word acronyms,
10:56or T-W-A's, as Cash calls them?
10:59In this next Unseen Clip Arounders, I've ditched the morning workout for an awning workout.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Three, two, one.
11:11Oh, man, I went the wrong way.
11:13Aw, no, I've fucked it!
11:16Aw, fuck!
11:17Aw, no, no, no.
11:18Aw, it's weird to get that way.
11:19Aw, I've lost all momentum.
11:21Aw, I've lost it, I've lost it!
11:22Aw, some strong wrist action there, boys.
11:27Can't do it.
11:30Can't be.
11:32I've lost all the momentum. I've lost it. I've lost it.
11:38Some strong wrist action there, boys.
11:41All those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
11:45But it seems Harrison never put in the hours.
11:49How do I do it? It's upside down.
11:52If I'm going to help him out.
11:55Now what? Let's twist it.
11:56A bit quicker than that.
11:57Nah, nah, nah.
11:59Look at how slow he's doing there.
12:04Nice, H.
12:06It's nice to get the rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually just like shaggy.
12:10It's hard to get going again.
12:12Fucking hell.
12:13Keep going.
12:14You're good.
12:16You're only going to do one?
12:17Yeah, I'm going to do it on your side.
12:19Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the heat.
12:27Nah, come on, come on, come on. You've got to do the other one.
12:30Ah, yeah, probably just.
12:32Hey, come on, mate. Swallow your pride.
12:34Good boy.
12:36Harrison, you're such a gem. Thank you so much.
12:38Come on, quicker as well.
12:39This is not working.
12:40Quicker, quicker.
12:41I am.
12:43Hannah, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
12:45Don't I fuck, mate?
12:46Get it out.
12:49Like this.
12:50Tone's still no good.
12:51You had to tell him to do it.
12:52If he wanted to, he would, innit?
12:53That part.
12:54I need some clicks in the building.
12:56Here he is.
12:58There we go.
12:59Not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade.
13:02Bad move, Harrison.
13:06There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week
13:09and after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful.
13:15But what did she say next?
13:19Come back after the break to find out.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Oh.
13:26Go on.
13:27Go on.
13:28Let me say something.
13:29It's master cash on the beat.
13:30Oh, let me tell you something.
13:32We're here on the violin.
13:33Yeah.
13:34I should have got right now.
13:35Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:36Wait, wait.
13:37Wait, wait.
13:38My bad.
13:39My bad.
13:40My bad.
13:41My bad.
13:42My bad.
13:43My bad.
13:44My bad.
13:45My bad.
13:46My bad.
13:47My bad.
13:48My bad.
13:49My bad.
13:50My bad.
13:51My bad.
13:52My bad.
13:53I'm nervous too.
13:54Cass.
13:55Nervous that one day I'm going to be replaced by AI.
13:57But until then, welcome back to Love Island Unseen Day.
14:01On this show, we believe that everything should be seen and heard.
14:11Of course she will.
14:12Yeah.
14:13I feel like...
14:14Would you be inside?
14:15I feel like...
14:16That's it, Shakira.
14:17Don't hold anything back.
14:19One more for the boys in the back.
14:22We encourage our Islanders to take a stand.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh, shit.
14:28Oh, shit.
14:29Oh, shit.
14:30Nah.
14:31That was a serious chunk fare, though.
14:33I'm not even going to try that.
14:35Because it's going to end up in an injury.
14:37And give each other the feels.
14:38Ugh!
14:39Ah!
14:40Fuck off, Tommy.
14:41Oh, nice to do that.
14:42I've just shit myself.
14:43Earlier we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to.
14:55But, what did she say next?
14:58I had you on book and back, can't wait to someone, and then I had Helen at him.
15:02What?
15:03Did you understand?
15:04Nah.
15:05I understood.
15:06I had you make an answer, and I had Helen at him.
15:09That's all I got from that.
15:11Maybe I didn't understand.
15:12Nah.
15:13Let me do it again.
15:14You don't have anyone else.
15:15I think we need to brush up on your flirting technique, Andrada.
15:24The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week, and this next unseen clip sees a group
15:35of Islanders getting very handsy.
15:38Shall I get the baby order?
15:39All right, you're getting a little bit kinky now.
15:41No, but Ben is right.
15:42We do need some, like, some lube.
15:44One, just do it, though.
15:45Here we go.
15:46Unseen bits.
15:47Oh, yeah.
15:48Jesus, I could be getting used to this.
15:51You've got too much hair, Liz.
15:52No, go on.
15:53Yeah, yeah.
15:54How do you like your massages?
15:57Hard.
15:58Hard.
15:59Mm.
16:00I like it hard as well.
16:01Come on.
16:02Come on.
16:03Let me know if you want to go deeper.
16:04Just a little bit deeper, please.
16:05You want me to go a little bit deeper?
16:06Just a little.
16:07I've got nothing left.
16:08Did you just say I've got nothing left?
16:15Do you want it harder?
16:16No, just, like, on my shoulders.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Nah.
16:20Ben's face.
16:21Yeah, they're not.
16:22Huh?
16:23What's he doing?
16:25Put your tongue in the mouth.
16:27Look at this.
16:28Everyone's looking.
16:30Stop.
16:31Everyone's looking.
16:34Trying it on.
16:35Stop his face.
16:36It can't be that funny.
16:37It can't be.
16:39I'm not.
16:40It's just Tommy's face.
16:42Tommy's like.
16:43Oh, I sit my tongue out.
16:46I'm actually going to wear myself.
16:49Everyone.
16:50Oh, fucking hell.
16:53You should have seen Ben's face.
16:55They're all laughing so much.
16:56Does that qualify as a happy ending?
16:58Maybe I'll make a bagel.
17:00How about that?
17:01Does anyone want a bagel?
17:08Footballers Harry and Harrison may be good at kicking balls,
17:11but they are not very good at juggling with them.
17:13And when those balls are lemons, they really are pith poor.
17:17I think I'd rather play cricket.
17:19Yeah, but we'll just lose all the lemons if I'm batting anyway.
17:22That, that, that, that.
17:24Oh, fuck this.
17:25No good.
17:26I'm getting a water bowl.
17:32That's middle stump.
17:34No, it's not.
17:35Over, over.
17:36I thought you'd ought to be a metaphorical one.
17:39You said it's real good.
17:40No, it's this.
17:41H, but.
17:42No, no, no.
17:43That's my.
17:44H.
17:45I can fill it off after me.
17:46It's water.
17:49No run there.
17:50No problem.
17:52No run there either.
17:53No, that would have been a four.
17:54It's a maiden.
17:55That would have been a four.
17:57Watch this though.
17:58Watch this one.
18:00Catch it, catch it.
18:01Oh.
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:04Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:05That was the wrong reverse swing.
18:06That was the reverse swing.
18:08Catch it, girls.
18:09Ah.
18:10My wife's fucking near me, mate.
18:11Okay, lads.
18:12Stop it now before you break something expensive.
18:16Oh.
18:17Oh, no.
18:19No, not the draw.
18:20How are we going to do all the swooping aerial shots now?
18:25Oh, Harrison.
18:26Paige.
18:27We're stumped now thanks to you lemons.
18:30Eight days earlier.
18:38There was.
18:39I'm feeling great baby girl.
18:40How are you feeling?
18:42Exposure.
18:44Baby girl.
18:45Baby girl.
18:46I don't think there's something to laugh about being.
18:50Infection.
18:51Sorry, apologies for the comment.
18:53It was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty.
18:54That's why I said it.
18:56And an epidemic.
18:57I don't understand why you're shouting at me.
19:00You're shouting at me?
19:01What are you shouting at me for?
19:03Movie night may seem like a distant memory,
19:05but it was a block-busting night with more drama
19:07than any disaster movie and social media went off
19:10like a firecracker.
19:13This movie night was fire emoji.
19:16Fire emoji.
19:18There better be a part two movie night.
19:21Praying hands emoji.
19:23We need another movie night.
19:25Movie night.
19:35Movie camera emoji.
19:36Well we already seen, but listen to you,
19:37and here are some of the unreleased bits you didn't get to see.
19:45Tony
19:49Grateful you put me live love. What's it called live? Laugh
19:56That's the one that starts about you inspirational Ben
20:00I never told you that I've got away your words. I'm just being sarcastic for sure. I feel like sometimes
20:05I don't have to say stuff with my words. Yeah, I feel like it's just my
20:09demeanor was I mean
20:11I
20:14Superman is humble
20:16I don't think Ben knows what humble means
20:21I enjoyed the challenges there thoroughly actually. Is that a new word Ben?
20:25Yeah, how intellectual of you? Yeah, I've become more intellectual overnight
20:35That was fucking brilliant
20:37Thank you. I'm glad I entertained you lot. Well done belly boy. Thank you bro
20:41And 28 hours later the reviews were in
20:45We had a good little premiere yesterday. Yours was really really entertaining. I'm glad. Yeah, there's a lot of substance in that
20:52Did it surprise you?
20:54No, that would surprise me. That's how I view you. I am funny
21:01But it wasn't long before it became less comedy and back to a horror
21:0715 or so hours later
21:10Evacuation
21:12The couple with the fewest thoughts
21:16And therefore dumped from the island is
21:19Andrada and Ben
21:21No
21:25A few hours after that
21:27So the couple we have decided to dump is
21:29Devastation
21:31Lucy and Tommy
21:33The days are number
21:38Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles pumped up six packs and pretty poses
21:43Our islanders are just like the rest of us
21:57I E
21:59Disgusting
22:01Yes, girl time. Yes
22:03Yes
22:05Shakira
22:07Girl time and then she comes and does that
22:11I've been holding that in for you
22:12Have you washed your feet, please?
22:14Yeah, how do you want to give them a sip?
22:18Yeah, go on
22:20Why are you washing your feet?
22:22Go on
22:24It's not funny
22:25I've actually washed them
22:26Why are you washing your feet?
22:27Because I didn't
22:28You have a new soap
22:29Is this Dijon's stinky hat?
22:31Eugh
22:32How does it smell?
22:33Brother, eugh
22:34Ew
22:35Look, you sniff that
22:36No, I'm not
22:37I'm telling you, you sniff that
22:38Ew
22:39He took his shoes off and I could smell him from like three metres away
22:42No, you couldn't
22:43You sat right next to me
22:44I couldn't
22:45No, Harrison
22:46You're honking the gaffer
22:47He was
22:48His cheesy watsits
22:49You're a disco
22:50Oh
22:51Let me smell
22:52Let me smell
22:53You're a disco
22:54You're a disco
22:55You're a disco
22:56I'm feeling alright, mate
22:58Yeah, let me sell yours
23:00Wait
23:01Yeah, yours are fine
23:03I'm fine
23:04You're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of life
23:09I have so weird fingers, look at this
23:11What the fuck?
23:12Wait, Boris, no
23:13I've got really weird fingers
23:14Look, you go here and there
23:16You're double jointed
23:17Why are they moving like that?
23:19No, they can bend backwards
23:21You know what that means?
23:23What does it mean?
23:25These fingers can do many things
23:29If by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach
23:33then I suggest you get on with it, Boris
23:35before the whole villa is shut down by public health
23:44It's a hot afternoon, so some islanders are chilling by the pool
23:48Whilst up on the terrace, Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation
23:53So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen
23:56Tell me more about it
23:57So basically you have to understand when something is out of your control
24:01And then...
24:02Because some things you can't control
24:03You're so right, Billy Kiss
24:04Like Billy Kiss
24:05There's some things you can't control
24:06Like when it's a good time to play
24:08Ooooooh
24:09Happen NEXT
24:10Find out after the break
24:13Ooooooh
24:30No fucking way
24:38Check out polls
24:39Wake up Billy Kiss
24:40You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits
24:49Jump aboard
24:50As we ride the wave of outrageous unaired action from the week
24:55Why are you?
24:56Could be surfing
24:57No, there's no waves in Mallorca
25:00And get excited for all the stuff still to come
25:03Ah, fuck on
25:05Come on kids, we have practice today
25:06I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga
25:11This bikini is quite itchy town
25:13But like I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me
25:16Yeah mate
25:18You've got to have the fried eggs for this
25:20Because this show isn't just good, it slaps
25:25Con your ass is rock solid
25:26Wow, I fully slept
25:27So nice of you to join us Billy Kiss
25:29Now who's going to tell her she snores?
25:30Because it ain't going to be me
25:32Okay, let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace
25:35Because some things you can't control
25:36Well here's
25:51What happenin' next?
25:53Like I said nothing can affect you in a bad way
25:55Yeah
25:57What are you doing like?
25:58I haven't, I haven't even washed my hair. I haven't even, I haven't. Stop, I'm going to be.
26:13When I say that, I truly believe everything happens for a reason. So I'm never like, oh, why did this happen? Or why didn't this happen?
26:20Okay, if everything happens for a reason, Billie Kiss, then explain the reason for this.
26:24The conversation that's me and Emma, what are you doing? My hair is fucking, I'm in a fucking, what are you doing like?
26:35I haven't even, I haven't. Stop. I'm going to be.
26:42Oh no. No.
26:47The perfect crime. I take my hat off to Shakira, but she nicked it last week.
26:52After spending time apart this week, an undeniable connection saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa.
27:06Oh, we're so back.
27:10Do you think I should put a sock down it? No, no, no, that's good, that's no good.
27:22No good, Dick? No, no, no, not a sock. I'm better than that.
27:26And that's the one thing I can't. That's no good, that.
27:32Every day who was with me was banned from wearing them.
27:35I would actually ban for one thing wearing them too.
27:37See, why bum? When he wears them, I just don't know where to look.
27:40Hey, should we go to the gym today? Yeah. Keep the speedos on for it as well.
27:44Are you going to exercise in that? Yeah. Ew, your junk's going to be all over the place. Cheeks out.
27:53Don't watch me.
27:54Do watch, Tony. Block my view and protect my innocent eyes.
28:10The camera's got a right view there.
28:13That was risky in the speedos.
28:23Mate, that's so forced though.
28:26You didn't need to do that.
28:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he squeezed that one out.
28:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:31Nice one, Harrison. Now, wash your hands.
28:50It's a well-known fact that over the years, the Islanders have come up with different ways to describe bedroom shenanigans.
28:55There has been the Do Bits Society, the Salon, Graduation, and this year the boys have been using football terms.
29:05He had a full time whistle blew.
29:07Did it? Yeah, it did, yeah.
29:09Well, it seems the new boys want to be onside too.
29:13Yeah, he's playing ultra-attacking him.
29:16Ultra-attack.
29:18Is that 5-3? 5-3-2.
29:19Yeah, it's 5-3-2, that.
29:21Is that the formation?
29:23I think so, 5.
29:263-5-2, 5-3-2.
29:27No, that's more defensive.
29:29No, that's 3.
29:30That's a 3.
29:313-4-3, though.
29:323-1.
29:34I'm pretty sure there's one there that's like 5 at the top, 5 at the top, 3 in the middle.
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top, no.
29:40That's heavy, that.
29:41I've used that in FIFA.
29:42No, it's a...
29:44Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:45Is that a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4?
29:48Yeah, yeah, there's 4-2-4.
29:49That's almost it.
29:50Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4, isn't it?
29:51He's a high-attacking, he's playing high-pressure.
29:53If it's...
29:54If it's going past at the 15-20 minute mark.
29:57Call extra time?
29:58Yeah.
29:59Extra time?
30:00I'm blowing the whistle on all this football chat.
30:02They think it's all over.
30:04It is now.
30:05The couple that both have a name beginning with H are remembering a more innocent time.
30:17A time before things were complicated by other things beginning with H, like Hideaway, Harrison or Handy Carol.
30:24This is fucking luck.
30:25Shall we just stay here all day?
30:27Yeah.
30:28I swear we used to do this on the first week.
30:30We'd just lie here all day, do a few cartwheels and come back.
30:33Shall we do some cartwheels today?
30:34Yeah, yeah, come on.
30:37I can do a cartwheel.
30:39H, come and do a cartwheel, come on.
30:42Get your other leg up.
30:43You've got to get your other leg up.
30:44What are you doing with your legs?
30:45What, is it hanging down?
30:46Harrison, your legs are like this.
30:48Yeah, that's what I was going for.
30:51Yeah, it's good in it.
30:52That was sick.
30:53Good shape.
30:56Oh, H, that wasn't bad.
30:57That was good though, wasn't it?
30:58It looks painful though.
31:00Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits.
31:05Not bad.
31:06Not good.
31:07Yeah, no, you're like a prawn when you get up there.
31:11H.
31:15I'm going to do a round off.
31:16What's a round off though?
31:17Oh, no.
31:18Look, it's like this.
31:29I'm flying.
31:32Why is he always doing handstands and speeders?
31:34Yeah.
31:38Oh, mate.
31:40Mate, this angle's disgusting.
31:43No-one wants to see that, Harry.
31:47It's running into it.
31:48I can't look.
31:50Harry, you're going.
31:55How's that visual?
31:56Any good?
31:57It's so good.
31:58Three, two, one.
32:01Oh, my God, that's a joke.
32:02Yeah, that was sick from both of you.
32:04Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers,
32:06I hear the world of gymnastics calling.
32:08Oh, they've hung up.
32:16The summers in Mallorca can be hot, so when the scorching sun is beating down, you'll find me heading to the sea.
32:21But I wonder what the islanders are up to.
32:25I'm coming to the gym and look, the sun's coming out.
32:27The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there.
32:29Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No, no, no, no.
32:33Let's be serious.
32:36I'm thinking of something that we can do where you're not going to moan.
32:40Oi, I don't ever moan.
32:41I just moan in heat.
32:42Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything, because that is not on the cards.
32:46So, come down into, like, a plank position.
32:48A plank?
32:49Position, yeah.
32:50And then you have to just, like, touch each other's hand like this.
32:54Then whoever drops first...
32:55That's going to be me!
32:59This is just like a warm-up.
33:00Let's go.
33:01Warm-up?
33:02Break, two, one, go.
33:05Put your bum down.
33:06Now your bum's big, bro.
33:08See, you dropped already.
33:09Right.
33:11This is pathetic.
33:13Fucking hell!
33:14And now to the side, to the side here.
33:16One, two, three, four, five, lower.
33:19You're doing well, come on.
33:20Come on.
33:21Come on.
33:22No, I don't want to do it anymore.
33:23Come on.
33:26I don't want to do that anymore.
33:30One, two, three.
33:33It's a great view, though.
33:37Storm!
33:38Keep going!
33:40I'm actually going to give up.
33:44What?
33:45Fucking hell!
33:46You pass it to me, then.
33:49You're doing good.
33:51Nah, nah!
33:52Yes!
33:55Come on, then.
33:57Come on, then.
33:59You're done.
34:00I can't do that one.
34:03Why too far down?
34:04Don't let your feet touch the floor.
34:05I'm not throwing a lemon.
34:06Whoa!
34:11Come on, get with the pro bear.
34:12No!
34:13Quick note to the people who do the shopping.
34:14Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time.
34:26Well, you're trying to get a relationship off the ground, but their ex is in the villa.
34:30It really can be the pets.
34:32You want a sniff?
34:33No, I do.
34:34Yeah, you do.
34:35I know.
34:36You like to smell them.
34:39Go on.
34:40No, stop doing that.
34:41No way at all.
34:45Well, here's some more Unseen Pets.
34:47I'm just honking the gaff up, though.
34:48Don't honk yourself up.
34:49No, I'm not even honking, look.
34:50You're actually not.
34:51Have they shied since the gym?
34:52No.
34:53Pheromones.
35:10Nah, these clips stink.
35:11Let's keep it to Unseen Pets.
35:12Could you be doing with some sun, sand and 50 grand?
35:19Well, courtesy of Travel Republic, £50,000 could be in your bank account before the summer is over.
35:25From Alicante to Zanzibar and everywhere in between, just think of all the amazing holidays you could go on with all that cash in the bank.
35:33You don't need to be lucky, love, to win this summer sizzler of a prize for your chance to win a massive £50,000.
35:39Just enter via the app or go to the website.
35:42Entries cost £2.
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35:55Or post your name and number to WIN25 PO Box 7558 Derby DE10NQ.
36:01Entries must be 18 or over.
36:03Paid entry routes close at 10am on Monday the 11th of August.
36:06Good luck.
36:07It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:10As we head towards full time, our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
36:13Yeah, ready?
36:14No pressure now.
36:15Oh, fucking hell, mate.
36:16How good is that?
36:17Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:18Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:19Good luck.
36:20Good luck.
36:21It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:22As we head towards full time, our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
36:26Yeah, ready?
36:27No pressure now.
36:28Oh, fucking hell, mate.
36:29How good is that?
36:30Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:31Okay, professional footballers, show Meg how it should be done.
36:33Oh, my God.
36:34So, Harris is not exactly on a roll.
36:36But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:37It smells really bad.
36:38It smells like...
36:39It smells like burnt horse.
36:40Like a kebab house.
36:41Let's face it, you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
36:42We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
36:49No, you want romance and a little dry humour.
36:51Can I go for a cat?
36:52So, see what's that?
36:53You're gonna have to go for a cat.
36:54Oh, my God.
36:55Oh, my God.
36:56So, Harris is not exactly on a roll.
36:57But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:59It smells really bad.
37:00It smells like burnt horse.
37:01It smells like burnt horse.
37:02Like a kebab house.
37:03Like a kebab house.
37:04Let's face it, you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
37:05We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
37:06No, you want romance and a little dry humour.
37:09Can I go for a cat?
37:10So saddle up and bottoms up.
37:16Trust me, you're gonna love it.
37:18Oh, what the fuck?
37:20That is disgusting.
37:22That's horrible.
37:28Earlier in the week, Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date.
37:31I said on the main show,
37:33we filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards.
37:37We did offer it to Unseen Bits, but they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed.
37:42Fair enough, farts are funny.
37:44But I stand corrected, and I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.
37:49So here are some Unseen Bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
37:52that you didn't get to hear the first time round.
37:55We've got a little something going on.
37:57We do have something going on.
37:58I think it's building.
37:59I think it is.
37:59Day by day.
38:00It is.
38:01Eric.
38:05Oh, my gosh.
38:07That was a better one.
38:08That was a better one than the one out there.
38:10Less salty, for sure.
38:11Less salty, yeah.
38:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:17Listen.
38:22Oh, boy.
38:27Oh, my gosh.
38:32Oh, my gosh.
38:37That's a new edition.
38:43I like that one.
38:48Oh, wow.
38:50Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed clip that I promised you too.
38:58Unseen Bits.
38:59Always predictable.
39:00Much like me.
39:02Once upon a time in Mallorca, there was the good.
39:14I think Boris and Billikiss are quite good looking.
39:19The bad.
39:21I'm with the public on this one.
39:23I gave a fuck about you.
39:24You didn't care about anyone but yourself.
39:25And the smugly.
39:30I'm so smug about this.
39:32We are so hot.
39:37But we didn't have to wait until high noon for the Lone Ranger to ride in the town.
39:43Hi, everyone.
39:44And clear out the saloon.
39:52In first place, Ty.
39:57Lauren, as you are now single, you've been dumped from the island.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00But once all the tea had been spilled...
40:06I'll be your way.
40:10Bye.
40:11There was one thing on everyone's mind.
40:15What is this?
40:16Biscuits with a cup of tea.
40:17Don't mind if I do.
40:21Jammie Dodgers.
40:23What biscuits are there?
40:23Custard's?
40:24Cream?
40:26What?
40:26Jammie Dodger?
40:28I love biscuits, Mum.
40:30I hate biscuits.
40:32Chris first, biscuits second.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35These remind me of my mum.
40:36What?
40:37The biscuits?
40:38Well, did she like them?
40:40Mm-hmm.
40:40Turns out the real showdown was at the biscuit barrel.
40:46These biscuits are a jog.
40:47It's beach-a-bonanza!
41:03And this week, I ask the islanders, what's their biggest ick?
41:07Very, very good question.
41:09What's my icks?
41:10Ew, I'm going to have so many icks.
41:12Number one.
41:12I hate smelly people.
41:14Eyelashes that are so, like, so long, you blink too hard, you might fly away.
41:18A bad kisser.
41:20I feel like I've kissed girls in the past and their tongue's going around your mouth like a washing machine.
41:24It's no good.
41:25Imagine him chasing after a coin he's dropped on the floor.
41:29I've definitely done it as when I've dropped a coin and I'm running around trying to stamp on it to stop it, but I can't get it.
41:37Shakira says, I chew too loudly.
41:39Ilycus, I love you, right?
41:41But it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat, right?
41:43Now you need to pipe that down, love.
41:45It's waiting for the green man at a zebra crossing or something, like a junction.
41:50I don't know why, like, the fact that you're just stood, and I do it myself.
41:53Flip, flop.
41:55The fact you're just stood there like that, like, waiting for, oh, God.
41:59Not paying the bill and asking to go 50-50.
42:02Just be your own judge of character and take that road.
42:04Burping.
42:05I'm really good at burping, actually.
42:07The burp is just, like, in your face, like, it's, like, personal.
42:10Uh, uh, uh, uh.
42:13Girls' fingernails, they're all grubby and there's dirt under them.
42:18I just can't.
42:19Oh, that's disgusting.
42:21If a girl was to be chewing chewing gum, and then she spits it out and gives it a volley,
42:26oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, that can't happen.
42:30When someone's chewing gum with their mouth open, and they're kind of going, like,
42:33the whole little, like that one.
42:37Yeah, that one there, that's no good at all.
42:40When a boy sits cross-legged, like, if he's sat like this and just talking to me,
42:47I really don't like it.
42:49It gives me the egg.
42:50A boy in Speedos hate a man in Speedos.
42:55Speedos.
42:56Especially if they have those giblets in them.
42:58Oh.
42:59Keep them cheeks away.
43:02Is there a big no?
43:02Please, no more Speedos.
43:09See you next time for some more.
43:13Meet your bonanza!
43:14With Angel being the newest addition in the villa, Harry decided to get her up to speed
43:23with everything important.
43:25What do you think of a man in Speedos?
43:27Don't know.
43:27You're going to have to show me.
43:28Yeah, I'll get them out.
43:29I just got some new ones in yesterday.
43:31I'm wearing a cowboy hat sometimes.
43:33No, you need to wear my trousers.
43:35That's happening.
43:36Shut up.
43:37Fucking hell.
43:39I don't think I'll be top two for that.
43:42You go down on the podium.
43:44Don't worry, Harry.
43:45You're still winning gold for Love Island 2025's teeniest, tiniest trunks.
43:59One day after dog walker Lauren was dumped, Harrison decided to go walkies himself.
44:04I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be leaving the villa tonight.
44:07So I feel like on this one, I just have to stay true to myself and just follow my heart.
44:11Yeah, young bulls out, I guess.
44:13But as Harrison prepared to go, the Islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift.
44:20When he leaves, I'm going to sneak him a waffle.
44:22Give him the whole pack.
44:24Give him two at least.
44:27H.
44:29Yeah, that's good.
44:30Come on, H.
44:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:33Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow, although it's not as sweet as they thought.
44:47You kept the fucking waffle, you fat bastard.
44:51Harry!
44:51I'll put one in his suitcase.
44:53And what, you're supposed to give him two?
44:54Yeah!
44:55Yeah, but I'm going to give it to him.
44:56That's nasty one.
44:57Seriously.
44:58There's packs and packs in there.
44:59We said give him two.
45:00Oh, well, I didn't want to give him two.
45:01I can't believe you kept one of the waffles.
45:04Right, that's enough waffles.
45:06See you next time.
45:07Bye!
45:08Bye!
45:09Bye!
45:10Bye!
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